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Pizza does sound good, but I’m leaning towards Chipotle.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 11:39 AM PDT reply actions
buttpee?
Wingstop is next door to the Chipotle I frequent.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I had 24 wings on 2-1 wing day a couple days ago. It was bad news.
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
We did the hot wings last week. So worth it.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I did medium, should have stepped it up. Medium was weak
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I want to try the cajun. I bet it’s tres yummy.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Just keep your schedule free the next day, and you’re good.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
Troy Aikman disagrees
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Would both of those happen to be by a Best Buy? Cause if so, I worked in that shopping center last summer.
Yep, in Pittsburg. I gotta find a Chipotle near the San Jose State campus! I move there on Saturday.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Forget about Chipotle. Go to Iguana’s. Best burritos and other stuff.
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by can of corn on Aug 16, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
ooh other stuff!
That’s my favorite.
Seriously where is Iguana’s? I’ll try it.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Right near campus on South 3rd: http://burritozilla.com/
They just opened one near my house, and I eat there way too often. But it’s good stuff.
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by can of corn on Aug 16, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
For the 5 pound burrito! (I don’t order that one).
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by can of corn on Aug 16, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
We’re getting sandwiches from Genova Delicatessen for lunch. For dinner, my wife’s making one of her grandmother’s old recipes – a sort of stew with pork, bamboo, seaweed, and star anise. I don’t know what it’s called. Except for Really Good.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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Insta-ButtPee
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ll probably make a sandwich and have lunch in Heather Farms Park with my dog after the game
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
Romantic
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
the dog and i went to jack in the crack
she got a hamburger deluxe and i got a sourdough jack
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
Mmmm…. sourdough jack…..
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by can of corn on Aug 16, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL TROLL!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 16, 2009 11:39 AM PDT reply actions
Valdez comes in in a few innings
gives up like 30 runs
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Fredemption?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 11:40 AM PDT reply actions
Lunchtime Giant Rally!!!!!!!!!!1
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The order
3 Bacon Cheeseburgers
3 Curly Fries
2 Extra large Cokes
1 Medium Diet Coke
2 Cheesecakes
1 Chocolate Pudding
boys already at the yard.
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
they are not better than yours
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Nor could you charge.
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
This reminds me of when I was at Safeway a while back...
And the guy ahead of me was buying a bunch of beer, white bread, a couple of tubs of ice cream….and diet sodas.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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I’d put the cheeseburger in the cleanup spot
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 16, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
You want the cheeseburger to get the most ABs, though.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
Heart of the odor
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
We could conceivably lose today and move within 1/2 game of the Rockies. Unfortunately, we’ll have the Marlins up our ass
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not unless I'm really drunk
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
STFD FRENCHIE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD!
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2009 11:44 AM PDT reply actions
STFD FROGGER
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
STFD TATIS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD!
RAWWWWWRRRR
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2009 11:46 AM PDT reply actions
Wait wait wait wait wait
You’re a mod now?
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
I have always been a mod. You just didn’t know it yet.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
jponry's greatest trick
Convincing the world she wasn’t a mod.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
dirty dirty
and clean sanchez
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tell Crabtree...
to SUCK IT
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You’ll be cheering for him in a few weeks
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ur probably right...
still, greedy fucks, catch a pass, then ask for sum cash
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he will be signed soon
and he will be the stud WR the niners have been missing
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
He’s a pain in the ass but I need the 49ers to stop being failures. So he should quit this BS and sign, and catch some damn passes.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
No way the Giants score a run this inning
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
wait-- is this one of your reverse-jinx deals?
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
rally
rally rally rally
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God damn it!
I could hit a ball farther than that travis…
by CaliforniaBone on Aug 16, 2009 11:50 AM PDT reply actions
first cot damn pitch AGAIN?????!!!!! FLUCK, Travis, what the d;lkadfkj???
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FPOM!
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by can of corn on Aug 16, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
i heard one interview or a report of an interview with one of the coaches that said the Giants teach swinging at good pitches vs taking a bunch of pitches to work the count. But that same coach said the Giants’ hitters were unable to tell what was a good pitch.
No one here gets out alive.
This is so very very very awful, but I can’t help but giggle.
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by can of corn on Aug 16, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
4 pitches...
hopefully we can take one more.lol
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Man fuck this team
I fucking hate this piece of shit offense. I want to rip all my hair out watching these hacktastic fucks try to muster some runs.
Ishikawa: three at bats, three outs, five pitches.
Ishikawa: San Francisco Giant.
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FREDEMPTION 2009
/Shawonana nodding in approval
Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head
by titofuentes4 on Aug 16, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
seriously....
um, take a strike, mayb,,,
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6 pitches
o0 well
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That was fast.
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FREDEMPTION 2009
To be fair to Ishikawa
He sucks, what did you expect?
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FRED LEWIS IS THE PROBLEM
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FREDEMPTION 2009
Ha..I considered that inning a win cuz someone actually hit the ball hard
by DFAAurillia on Aug 16, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
yes, but it's in a tie with hundreds of other innings.
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
That was a fast response. Why are you watching the gamethread?
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well, yeah, the coconut bikini top is irresistible
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
you DO get that everyone feels bad for David Wright's injury, including all of us and including all the Giants themselves, right?
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I didn't think you were. Please answer my question, though, if you would.
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
You will not get an answer. Syler is hanging around waiting for something to get angry at.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 16, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
SYLER LIKES TO EAT HIS OWN POO AND DRINK HIS OWN URINE
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
AND SECRETLY MISSES STEVE PHILLIPS AS GM
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Now you’ve gone too far.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
SYLOLER
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by bondslegend on Aug 16, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
He seems to get angry when someone makes a reference to having sexual relations with David Wright. I would think these relations would be a good thing.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s bating you. It couldn’t be more obvious if he was holding a sign that says SHHH IM BATING SYLER
rxmeister is very good at saying inflammatory things. If you just keep feeding him, he’ll keep feeding you.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
you would think that with all the talk about taking more pitches lately...
the Giants players would actually try it….i just don’t get this team
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mediocre pitchers must drool when they see they'll be pitching against the Giants.
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FIXED
mediocre pitchers must drool when they see they’ll be pitching against the Giants.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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It’s the bad pitchers who really dominate us, though.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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I always liked Ishikawa
But the way he’s been hitting lately, I’m about ready to finally give up on him.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
LOL LIVAN TOMORROW!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
These wraparound series are just weird if you ask me.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
9 innings, 2 hits, 0 walks, 8 K, 84 pitches
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
STFD!
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions
STFD SANTOS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Sit down, L. Halper.
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FREDEMPTION 2009
<img src=“”http://secure.whatarerecords.com/images/DirtySanchez230.jpg"/>"/>
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
we need O

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Our 2009 SF Giants
2-41 when trailing after 7 innings!!!!!!
That is absolutely disgusting…. I don’t know how that’s possible on a team that is 10 games over .500
Not so good with the late inning comebacks.
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by can of corn on Aug 16, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
great knowledge
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Only Jonathan Sanchez can give up just two tainted runs, strike out seven and show great stuff and still make you angry at him.
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I’m OK with dirty today. My anger is aimed at the ‘offense’
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
yeah, but walking a minor league hitter twice in front of the pitcher creating a sac situation and giving up a HR to someone who’s normally incapable of hitting one? Typical Sanchez.
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
Typical Sanchez is 5 ERs in 4 2/3 innings. I am perfectly content with this outing.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
+1
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by bondslegend on Aug 16, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Followed by 7 IP, 1 ER, 8 K, 5 BB his next start.
Gets that ERA right around 4.5
I’m not angry at him, I’m angry at the FAIL OFFENSE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I'm angry @ fred lewis
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by bondslegend on Aug 16, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
He is hitler, after all
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by bondslegend on Aug 16, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I have alot of anger in general, but can't really get mad at Sanchez-- 7 IP and 2 runs. That is a great day for anyone.
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Lol
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Nice.
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2009 12:00 PM PDT reply actions
these are in the hall of fame, let's pretend they are in the Giants hands
http://www.flickr.com/photos/coba/3350214215/
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NO RLY?!?!
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by bondslegend on Aug 16, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
come on LOLFENSE
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Very Giants-esque there by the mets
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JUGGERNATE
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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Kuip’s optimism on how he named off the next 6 hitters that will come to bat in the top of the inning for the Giants.
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2009 12:02 PM PDT reply actions
WE NEED BATZ!!!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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Very few mammals can fly (or glide), very few mammals are totally blind, very few animals are totally freaky-looking. The bat manages to achieve all of these.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
Bats are not blind.
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by can of corn on Aug 16, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
Although the eyes of most microbat species are small and poorly developed, leading to poor visual acuity, none of them are blind.
I believe many of the larger fruit bats actually have good vision and rely on it heavily.
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FREDEMPTION 2009
Homophobe
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
lulz
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by bondslegend on Aug 16, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Then why do they use the good parking spaces?????
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate bats. We had a family of them in my house a few years ago. One flew into a wall and died. We chased another out with brooms.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Same happened to me once. We opened a door, and held up a giant sheet to guide it outside.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
My cat pounced on the dead one, which was great. FLEAS AND RABIES party!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
When I was in college, our cat brought a dead one into the house. Only I didn’t have my contacts in and couldn’t see well, so I just assumed it was some random stuffed animal part that she’d destroyed. I was pretty grossed out when I picked it up and got it close enough to realize that I was holding a dead bat.
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by can of corn on Aug 16, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. That would give me a weeklong case of the jibblies.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
D:
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY MR. REDLEGS WILL KILL YOU
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
he looks sort of like a zombie
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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
This is so horrifying.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
i have an idea, i know it is farfetched.....but
let’s take some pitches, try to get on base, and maybe, just maybe, score sum runz….
yaaaaaaaaaaa budddddeeeeeeeeee
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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by bondslegend on Aug 16, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
oh wait!
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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s a nice alternative universe you’re living in.
by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 16, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Great start by Sanchez
Win or lose, this was a great effort.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 16, 2009 12:03 PM PDT reply actions
wait,,,Nate went 2 for 5 yesterday?
and benched today? wtf? ride the hott hand, eh
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at least
3 pitches were seen
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comeon FBAL
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fuck ya
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FAST BLACK ABRAHAM LINCOLN
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FREDEMPTION 2009
EPICGENIO
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i thought for sure
Velez would of been benched already days ago
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he still gets out of the box so oddly
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I like Kruk's comment about Nate; "many of his hits have come when he's down in the count"
Well, yes. Given that that’s his natural habitat, EVERYTHING he does after the first pitch is usually down in the count.
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pinch hitter please
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2 and 0
and u swing at the worst pitch
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I just noticed in Gameday that you have an option to show the location of outs in the field (I don’t know how I’ve missed this), so I checked the box to show Giants outs. There’s a cluster of red dots in the infield, with only 3 in the outfield.
That’s pretty damn pathetic.
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Doesn’t this basically always happen?
by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 16, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably. But seeing the graphic of it in this game is especially painful.
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by can of corn on Aug 16, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
tomoroow
everyone needs to take a strike 1
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"Thrillll me with your acumen."
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
strike 3, thank you ump
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the take sign
our only hope
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nice ab
tho
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holy moly
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FTWINNN!!1
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FTWINNN!!1
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CLASSY AS FUCK
Randy FT Winn!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:11 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YEAH!
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i did, sorry
still do but that felt sooooooooooo good
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Winn is our MVP!
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u still suck
but fuck yes, nice job
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That was funny
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by bondslegend on Aug 16, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Hah.
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
WINN!!!! I did not see that coming.
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THE VET GOT IT GOING
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2007?
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by can of corn on Aug 16, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok I am convinced
WHATEVER I say or think, The Giants do the exact opposite. Whenever I give up on them, they come storming back. Whenever I get excited about them, they shit all over themselves.
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Ok
You can give this a rest now.
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
SWING THE BANHAMMER JPORN
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by bondslegend on Aug 16, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR DAVID WRIGHT’S ASS
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HEY! LEARN A LITTLE RESPECT!
lololol
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Mets trolling is lame but there’s no point in intentionally trying to piss them off when their star player has a concussion.
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It was funny at first but I think it’s time to retire it.
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I respectfully disagree
but I’m not a MOD
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by bondslegend on Aug 16, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
When he’s on our site looking for trouble, he’ll get what’s coming to him.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
he’ll get what’s coming to him.
I think you might be taking this a bit seriously, but OK
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I didn’t mean to sound dramatic. I’m just saying, when there’s a guy going out of his way to be offended, then it isn’t excessive.
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LOL
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by kbsofaraway08 on Aug 16, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT CLASSY BASTARD!!!!
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Man it would be great to get Jonathan this win
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 16, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions
MR REDLEGS SAYS "SUCK IT"
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
that was bigger than i expected
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
TWSS??
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by can of corn on Aug 16, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
It ended up being what she said.
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
and this guy
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Let’s go Mr. F.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:14 PM PDT reply actions
it was
the luck of the batz
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lets
bat around
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cmon Fredddddy
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:15 PM PDT reply actions
According to Kruk, we have a lot of good two-strike hitters.
What have I been missing?
by www.westcoastbias.com on Aug 16, 2009 12:16 PM PDT reply actions
I think he means we have a lot of FREQUENT 2-strike hitters.
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
the hits, apparently
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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants are hitting .167/.222/.247 on 2 strike counts this year
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
thats good!
er, wait, the opposite of that…
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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Harness the power of the moles!
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2009 12:16 PM PDT reply actions
two great at bats, very nice
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ooooh
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:17 PM PDT reply actions
Panda will save us
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:17 PM PDT reply actions
Panda: respect.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:17 PM PDT reply actions
FREDEMPTION!!!!
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If only we had a clean-up hitter. . .
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by can of corn on Aug 16, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BENGIE
But no Panda was hitting 4th today
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FRED. MAKE. THEM. PAY. FOR. THIS.
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I’m still not used to having a player that other teams respect hitting for us.
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yah its pretty bizarre
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by Andy from DC on Aug 16, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Fredemption 09
aaaaaaalllllll aaaboard
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Rally Bats

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I EET BATZ
and then vomit
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe vomit looks like bats.
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don't forget....
vote 4 Fred!!!!!!
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GARKO
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Ryan Garko! Because this works so well.
Fuck you, Bochy.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:21 PM PDT reply actions
Id rather see Lewis
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:21 PM PDT reply actions
I dont care
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah this is the right call IMO
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by bondslegend on Aug 16, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Hitting garko I mean
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by bondslegend on Aug 16, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Time to get Gark’d
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 16, 2009 12:21 PM PDT reply actions
Sabean said that Garko hits three-run Dingerz, I’d like to see one here
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I want a HR
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let's take a bite out of the Big
http://www.himajin.jp/mt/ei/red_apple.jpg
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LOL, really
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
take a bite
http://www.himajin.jp/mt/ei/red_apple.jpg
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oooooh
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:23 PM PDT reply actions
ARRGH
also: LOL red sox
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Garko is really good at almost getting hits.
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Good take
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It is, but most Giants hitters would swing at it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
bengie swung at it from the on deck circle
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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
cheating the game
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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
GARKO
COME ON
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Molina on deck
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Dammit. Garko has the worst luck.
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DOH
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:25 PM PDT reply actions
lol you bastards. I hate you all.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:25 PM PDT reply actions
3-2-1 Contact fail
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"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
FUCK ME
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We're doomed.
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"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
He his getting boned by the BABIP gods
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Yeah
all he does is work the count and crush the ball. What a loser.
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by bondslegend on Aug 16, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Bad luck should be called "ryan garko" from now on
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man, I’ve been having some ryan garko lately.
wait..
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by bondslegend on Aug 16, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
fell into some bad gark
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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
wahhhhhhhhjn
http://www.baseballisgood.com/images/mets-baseball-is-good.jpg
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Mr. Garko
the object of this game is to hit the ball away from the fielders
I'm up... everyone move in!
I hope Sabean sees this as bad luck, too. We need to keep playing Garko, he’ll be fine.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
I assumed he meant, “you can’t trust Sabean, look at how knee-jerk he was with Frandsen”
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
stopgap?
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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Especially since a lot his hard hit outs follow a quality 6 or 7 pitch AB like that one.
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by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 16, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
twss
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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
yay

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terrifying
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 16, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
oh man
that would be rough
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
wow, no kidding
altho i think it might be because the mets suck and he gets paid either way, just saying
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I don’t mean to get all POKEMONZy, but this year has been really rough on first round draft picks.
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That’s rough. But I’m glad that teams are being more cautious with head injuries these days.
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by can of corn on Aug 16, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
blue is sweaty
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I do not wish to look at an umpire's wet behind
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 16, 2009 12:28 PM PDT reply actions
buttpee?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
he could lose a few pounds
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 16, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
What is Garko's BAbip at this point?
-.134?
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by www.westcoastbias.com on Aug 16, 2009 12:28 PM PDT reply actions
Juggernate!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:29 PM PDT reply actions
yeah, garko only PH’d, then romo took his spot
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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
what the heck is that thing on Romo’s chin
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
face merkin?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
he prolly has a weak chin
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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
chin merkin
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 16, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
but yeah it looks like Matt Garza’s weird face merkin thing. Bad.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Sanchez error
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD PAGAN
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!!!
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 16, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I just hope we find out.
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by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 16, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD BENCH WARMER
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 16, 2009 12:30 PM PDT reply actions
is this an accurat e portrayal of Freddy's d -fense
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oh shit panda!?
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Oh shit Pablo.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:32 PM PDT reply actions
WTF PANDA?!?!?!?!
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 16, 2009 12:32 PM PDT reply actions
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:32 PM PDT reply actions
damn it
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PANIC
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:32 PM PDT reply actions
HYPERVENTILATE
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:32 PM PDT reply actions
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
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OH GOD
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:32 PM PDT reply actions
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!
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I think he just got the wind knocked out of him
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I hope so. This is also the guy who took a grounder to the face and had to peel his lip off his braces.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
No TV or radio – what happened to Panda? Gameday says “Injury Delay”.
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Ran into the fence going after a foul
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by bondslegend on Aug 16, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks all. And ouch.
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by can of corn on Aug 16, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Took it in the belly. Probably for the best.
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by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 16, 2009 12:33 PM PDT reply actions
D.F.A.
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by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 16, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
gamer
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 16, 2009 12:33 PM PDT reply actions
Have to give mets fans credit
nice job cheering for panda
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i hope it was just the wind getting knocked out of him, no rib injury
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YOU ARE OKAY
BE OKAY!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:33 PM PDT reply actions
LOOK UP
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by bondslegend on Aug 16, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
He had the ball too, but that bar jarred his arm forward to loosen his grip. >.<
by CaliforniaBone on Aug 16, 2009 12:33 PM PDT reply actions
belly saved him from injury!
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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
R U SCARE
I’m still worried about him so I feel bad for joking.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
watching his feet go out form beneath him was certainly scary
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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone want to mention what happened?
All I see is injury delay.
She is just beautiful, even pregnant. So is Angelina Jolie.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
ouch

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
Pablo is TUFFF
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
HEY GAIZ CAN U TELL ME WHUT HAPPAND
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
PANDA BELLY!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 16, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
SERGIO
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
As a pitcher, how much do you love to see your best hitter risking life and limb to catch a big out? And I thought I couldn’t love Panda any more.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 16, 2009 12:35 PM PDT reply actions
I know it is popular and everyone wants to see their players going all-out on every play, but I’d rather my best player, play with a little caution. If you want an example of why, just look at the careers of one Barry Lamar Bonds and George Kenneth Griffey Jr. Bonds caught a lot of grief for not giving everything on every play, but in my mind, he was smart enough to save the situations he did risk injury on, to when the game was on the line.
NEWS FLASH
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 16, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
fence is on its way to the hospital
Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.
by kbsofaraway08 on Aug 16, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
LIVE SHOTS ON FOX!
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 16, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Copterazzi will follow it.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
CNN cannot confirm nor deny the fence's condition
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
FINNISH HYMN!!!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 16, 2009 12:36 PM PDT reply actions
Good inning Sergio
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:37 PM PDT reply actions
Romosexuals rejoice.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:37 PM PDT reply actions
I'm out and proud
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 16, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, you are from Hollywood.
/end stereotype
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 16, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
West Hollywood, too. ;-)
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 16, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
YES
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 16, 2009 12:37 PM PDT reply actions
nice inning by the Surge
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
“The Surge” – nice.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 16, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
/ Romosexuals peek out the closet door
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:37 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Batz Part Deux

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
Bochy is an epic moron
Why do you not walk Murphy and set up a double play? I mean, it’s not like JA gets ground balls or anything (when he’s not walking people).
I had to watch this turdburgler for years in San Diego and it’s like a repeat of a bad dream now.

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