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Giants/Mets Series Preview

When the Mets came to San Francisco earlier this year, it was supposed to be the Giants' big test. The Giants were on a little May hot streak, and they'd just climbed a few games over .500. But, oh, sure, anybody could beat up on the Nationals and the Rockies, but the Mets, ho ho: there was the real challenge. And the Giants kind of messed themselves, losing the first three of a four-game series. Right after that series, the Giants went into San Diego and lost all three one-run games. The season was over at that point, and we started to focus on 2010. At least the Giants would be able to get some prospects for Bengie Molina in a deadline deal, right?

Something happened. The Giants got better. The Mets got worse. I don't follow the Mets that closely, so I'm not sure exactly what happened, but I can make an educated guess by taking a look at their roster. Let's take a look...mm hmm. Oh, I see. Ah. Apparently, some members of the starting lineup were involved in a wheat thresher accident. And then some were attacked by ocelots. And then one of them fell down the dugout steps. A full list after the jump:

Star-divide

Carlos Delgado - Wheat thresher accident

Jose Reyes - Parcheesi piece stuck in eye socket

Carlos Beltran - Swallowed contents of WD40 cannister

J.J. Putz - Ceased to exist after realizing his name was totally made up

John Maine - Pulled hamstring in his arm

Fernando Martinez - Nerve-tonic induced gigantism

Luis Castillo - Fell down the dugout steps. Seriously.

That's just a wee bit of bad luck. Some folks don't consider it poor luck, though, preferring to question the training staff. Yeesh. For the first time in decades, the Mets organization has to wade through a circus-like atmosphere. It must be such a jarring change for them.

Hitter to watch:

Wait, Alex Cora is still an active player? Cory Sullivan? Anderson Hernandez, the Dominican's answer to Lopez Smith? Man, this team is nicked up. The gimpy clankmitt in left, though, will always scare me. Gary Sheffield is on a very, very short list of hitters who made me twitch in fear every time he came up. Jeff Bagwell's on the list. Albert Pujols. Probably some left-hander. But Sheffield combined patience and wild abandon like no player I've ever seen. Just watching one at-bat might give the impression that, because he swings out of his shoes on almost every pitch, he must be a .230/.231/.500 guy at best.

And while I'll always have a soft spot for those Gagne/Bonds matchups, my favorite hitter/pitcher matchup in the past decade was Sheffield and Robb Nen. My favorite episode of the long-running series: saving the game in which Bonds hit his 500th home run by striking out Sheffield, ending a 87-pitch at-bat with the tying run at third.

Pitcher to watch:

Livan Hernandez. Relies on guile. Trickery. Savvy. Elbow grease. Bacon grease. The only reason he's still in the league is that there are still some hitters who go up to the plate without a plan and wildly hack at his slop. Here's where you'd expect me to write that 70% of those hitters are on the Giants. Nope. That's too easy. Besides, the number is at least 80%.

The Giants have already whomped on Livan this year, and there's no way they'll do it again. He'll fall behind a guy like Bengie Molina, throw three straight curveballs with a 3-1 count, and Molina will pop the last one up. He'll walk back to the dugout, muttering, "Man, I can't believe he threw me a curveball on 3-2! I was totally sitting fastball." Rinse and repeat for every non-Sandoval hitter.

Prediction:

Man, four games? That's a lot of Mets. I'll predict this series will grow tiresome, win or lose.

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Carlos

Always playing with that wheat thresher….

/shakes head

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Aug 14, 2009 11:10 AM PDT reply actions  

Sheffield is one of my favorites.

One of first games at the stick was in 97 and I went to BP. Sheffield signed and tossed me one of the balls he caught.

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 14, 2009 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Y'know what's crazy to think about now with Sheffield?

Brother was a shortstop when he first reached the majors.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t realize the number of teams he has been on either

Mil, SD, Fla, LA, ATL, NYY, Det, NYM

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 14, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was one of the top prospects in baseball, if not the top prospect. But he was unhappy with the Brewers, so he started deliberately airmailing balls while in the field to try to get the Brewers to trade him. Classy!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Other players whose original positions are sort of weird to think of

Carlos Delgado: Catcher
Mark McGwire: third baseman
Matt Williams: shortstop
Russell Martin: third baseman

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d suit up Matty today and play him a short for the Giants.

by younghutch on Aug 14, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Couldn’t be worse than Edgar!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, Matty would’ve laid waste to Suck It Russell Martin the other day.

by younghutch on Aug 14, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know Matt did steroids though, news to me

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not listening.
/sticks fingers in eras and screams “lalalalalala”

by younghutch on Aug 14, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, for some reason i think that pic of the dog putting paws in ears and saying “lalalalala” is by far the funniest, just my opinion

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

oops – meant “ears”…but somehow “eras” works too.

by younghutch on Aug 14, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think that’s past tense in spanish?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meh. Everybody was dirty. Everybody still does what they can to gain an edge. Check out the Arroyo article in USA Today if you doubt.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 14, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, i need to read that, honestly i dont care about it anymore, and when i go to the Reds game next week i bet i’ll get some Bonds shit, but i just don’t care anymore

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really care either. My biggest issue now is the selected targeting pointing a finger at one guy and saying he was bad (Bonds) but giving others free passes (Clemens, ARod, Manny, etc. – pretty much everybody not named Bonds).

Arroyo figures that some of what he takes is banned, but doesn’t care because it makes him a better player. I suspect there are hundreds of players who feel the same way. And there’s no test for HGH, so I’m sure that’s everywhere. Plus, you gotta figure that there are lots of things guys use that aren’t even tested for since they’re new (see: Cream/Clear).

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 14, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect explanation, Bonds took all the heat, and still does even though there are tons of ball players who took it, ARod? it’s no problem anymore, Manny? No problem anymore. It pisses me off, but i don’t care anymore, if someone brings it up at the game i’ll just use other names.

Exactly on your second point, there’s things people take that aren’t even tested

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m more annoyed that they STILL treat Bonds differently.

by superk1ng on Aug 14, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

and what are you gonna do, you know? it’s bullshit and as a giants fan going to different ballparks during Bonds’ tenure here, it pissed me off but i couldn’t say anything since we didn’t know of the other players who took it yet

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

That Arroyo article was hilarious

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bonds' treatment will pass

I agree with Bill James, who says in the long run, known steroids users will make the Hall and then there won’t be much of an argument to keep anyone out.

Bonds is going to end up revered when it gets far enough away, as did Teddy Ballgame.

Of course, too bad for him that he’d like to play now and probably could.

"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino

by achiappanza on Aug 14, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good read & my respect for Arroya has gone up.

Jim Bouton said it best in “Ball Four” when he said that if there was a pill that would guarantee 20 wins but would take 5 years off of your life, a pitcher would take it.

And that was before the mega-million $ contracts.

by younghutch on Aug 14, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus everyone in his era was taking greenies

So he sez and I have no reason not to believe him. Drives me crazy when people talk about Mays/Clemente/Aaron like those guys would never dream of doing PEDs, those stellar paragons of integrity of the past. They did, all of them. Just uppers, not steroids.

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 14, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about this:

Jim Thome: shortstop

I wonder if that’s the best one out there.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Aug 14, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 14, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

And screw it up because all i can do is DH

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

The hell’s this on my hand, an oven mitt?

by younghutch on Aug 14, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

HEY GUYS ITS JI

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 14, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

JIM THOME

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 14, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never gets old.

(The gag, that is, not Jim Thome.)

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 14, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a street in one of the neighborhoods I lived in on the North Side of Chicago called Thome. I always imagined its property values must be low because Cubs fans wouldn’t want to live there.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh… but, if Cubs fans are all drunken frat boys (per another thread that I’m too lazy to find right now) if none of them live there maybe property values would go up ?

by Merope on Aug 14, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

And by the way

I knew Thome was a third baseman at one point, but I had no idea he was a shortstop. Was that in college or what?

Oh, and also: Pat Burrell was a third baseman.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

As far as I can tell, he did not go to college. He was a shortstop as an 18 year old in the rookie leagues. Apparently he had grown off of the position already by 19.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Aug 14, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhh, okay

Also, one more: Felix Rodriguez, catcher

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

He meant Pedro Feliz, catcher.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorites

Trevor Hoffman: shortstop
Salomon Torres: catcher
Steve Garvey: 3rd base

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Aug 14, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah he’s much harder to look at without all that catchers gear on

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 14, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a group fuller of Pure Evil than Dodger catchers?

Mike Scioscia
Mike Piazza
Paul LoDuca
Suck It Russell Martin

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Scioscia

Another guy who played his whole career with one team, I think.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scioscia – just sounds like some sort of venereal disease to me.

by Merope on Aug 14, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Paul LoDuca IS a venereal disease.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t remember where I heard that story LoDuca told how he learned to bat by his mom throwing beans (?) at him and he’d hit them with a stick…? Something like that. It was hilarious.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

click here.

Paul Lo Duca was born April 12, 1972 on Julio Franco’s 34th birthday. When he was a child, his mother used to throw pinto beans to him in the backyard. He’d hit these pinto beans with a stick. This same stick was later used by Monkey Woman on the popular TV show Who Wants to be a Superhero? Paul used to play soccer as a kid, where he enjoyed getting hit in the face with balls.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
he enjoyed getting hit in the face with balls.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY GARBAGE

LoDuca and I have the exact same birthday. Now I have to slit my wrists.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 14, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

1919 – In Milan, Italy, Benito Mussolini founds his Fascist political movement.

1933 – The Reichstag passes the Enabling act of 1933, making Adolf Hitler dictator of Germany.

1939 – Hungarian air force attacked the headquarters of Slovak air force in the city of Spišská Nová Ves, killed 13 people and began the Slovak–Hungarian War.

1994 – Aeroflot Flight 593 crashes in Siberia when the pilot’s fifteen-year old son accidentally disengages the autopilot, killing all 75 people on board.

1994 – A United States Air Force (USAF) F-16 aircraft collides with a USAF C-130 at Pope Air Force Base and then crashes, killing 24 United States Army soldiers on the ground. This later became known as the Green Ramp disaster.

1999 – Gunmen assassinate Paraguay’s Vice President Luis María Argaña.

2001 – The Russian Mir space station is disposed of, breaking up in the atmosphere before falling into the southern Pacific Ocean near Fiji.

2003 – In Nasiriyah, Iraq, 11 soldiers of the 507th Maintenance Company as well as 18 U.S. Marines are killed during the first major conflict of Operation Iraqi Freedom.

2005 – A major explosion at the Texas City Refinery kills 15 workers.

2007 – Burnley Tunnel catastrophe occurs in Melbourne, Australia.

2007 – The Iranian Navy seizes Royal Navy personnel in the waters between Iran and Iraq.

Still better than Paul LoDuca, though!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think FDR died on my birthday, too. And the Stick officially opened with Dick Nixon throwing out the first pitch. Not a great day in history!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 14, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never understood the pronunciation of that stupid name. the first half is Americanized, but the second still uses the Italian method? WTF

The pronunciation should be Shosha, or sosa; one of the freakin two, not both.

I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 14, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorta like the city of Vallejo, eh?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

indeed

I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 14, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

jai ho

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 14, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

scottsdale!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 14, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Son Fron Seeeesco

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juan Marichal agrees.

by younghutch on Aug 14, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

After these 4

the next Dodger catcher I think of Gary “God Squad” Carter. No idea why.

by iammclovin on Aug 14, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I completely forgot he played a season with the Dodgers.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Bonds: CF (I may be wrong on this one)
Craig Biggio: C
Rick Ankiel: P (Well, at least it will seem strange a few seasons from now)
Felix Rodriguez: C
Jason Giambi: LF
Kevin Mitchell: 3B

by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 14, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rick Ankiel: P (Well, at least it will seem strange a few seasons from now)

No, it was strange at thte time.

by younghutch on Aug 14, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. ;)

by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 14, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giambi was a third baseman, not a left fielder, right? As I recall he moved to first because he was blocked by Scott Brosius (and also probably because he wasn’t very good at the position).

It’s hard for me to think of Biggio-as-catcher or Kevin-Mitchell-as-third-baseman as being strange, because I remember them playing those positions!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually yes, Giambi also played 3B, but looking at him now, it is more difficult to imagine Giambi running around in the outfield than to imagine him at 3B. As far as Biggio and Mitchell, I guess those are tough examples because they were decent players at their previous positions and spent full seasons there before switching.

by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 14, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Williams was a pretty good shortstop, too.

Oh, another guy is Roger Kieschnick’s cousin Brooks, who was a prospect as a first baseman but eventually morphed into a relief pitcher / pinch hitter.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your post gives me a random idea.

Shawn Estes should do the Rick Ankiel thing. I think Estes would be a decent RF because he has the athleticism and some potential in that bat. ;)

by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 14, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Position moves
It’s hard for me to think of Biggio-as-catcher or Kevin-Mitchell-as-third-baseman as being strange, because I remember them playing those positions!

Exactly. It’s one thing to “come up as a shortstop” but never really play it in the major leagues (like Sheffield and Williams), vs. guys who actually played well there before moving (like Travis Fryman and Robin Yount).

"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino

by achiappanza on Aug 14, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never really play it? Sheffield played the first 100 or so games of his career as SS. About 800 innings.

BTW, Kevin Mitchell also played a bit of SS for the ’86 Mets.

My Bucardo is better than yours.

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by Roger on Aug 14, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops dammit, some 800 innings at SS indeed! I could have sworn he was a 3B from the get go.

Foiled by the fact again.

"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino

by achiappanza on Aug 14, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hardly remember Matt Williams playing shortstop, but he actually played over 100 games there in his first few seasons in the majors. Apparently it was really important to keep Ernest Riles in the lineup or something!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Sheff the last of the American League Brewers? There can’t be too many of them left.

by Evan on Aug 14, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, I forgot the evil-come-lately Mark Loretta. And Ron Villone — is he still on somebody’s roster?

by Evan on Aug 14, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Villone is with the Nats.

by Natto on Aug 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

These aren’t your 2-minutes older idential twin brother’s Mets.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 14, 2009 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

I see another Simpsons reference!

Also, I’m still mad at the Mets for 2000.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Funny how this works, but I’m not mad at the entire Mets team for 2000, just Bobby F. Jones. I don’t like the Mets, but I can’t work up any total Mets hate. I’m that way with the Cubs for 1998 as well – it’s all Trachsel hate.

I do hate the Cardinals, Braves, D-Bags, and most of all EVERY SINGLE ANGEL, but for the latter I just can’t remember why…

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 14, 2009 11:26 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yea i’m cool with not remembering why we hate the Angels… by the way I hate the Cubs just for their fans, i absolutely hate them

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to college in Manhattan that year, so my memories of it are probably more Mets-centric.

I have a thing against the Cardinals, too. In my case it’s because my grandfather was a total annoying Cardinals fan so my dad and I had a bit of a rivalry going with them. Plus that bench clearing brawl with Ozzie Smith and Will Clark.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong episode quote, but I’ll allow it.

by Natto on Aug 14, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you sure?

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Aug 14, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t the quote from the Flaming Moe’s episode?

by Natto on Aug 14, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. Junior says that after his very first sip of the tonic.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Aug 14, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Griffey definitely said that in that episode – I remember on the commentary track, one of the writers said Griffey wasn’t happy about saying it, and the guy was afraid he was going to get beaten up right there in the studio.

Moe said the same line in another episode too, which I’m guessing is what Natto’s thinking of.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I predict the Mets series will end the same way!

Giants win 4 games, Mets win 4 games! Everybody goes home happy!

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 14, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, that 4 game series with the Mets earlier this year was a long time ago and yet it feels like yesterday. Why does it always seem like we play the Mets more than any other non-division team?

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 14, 2009 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Prediction:

Francour goes 14/17 with 4 HR and 9 RBIs. Giants trade Villanona for him in the off season.

(see if I was a pessimist, I would say that we would trade BUMGARNER for him)

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Aug 14, 2009 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Either the Giants squash the Mets for the vermin that they are or somehow manage to infuse the entire Mets team with a sense of purpose; said sense of purpose serving to springboard the Mets toward a fantastic, miraculous and altogether nonsensical stretch run.

No middle ground.

by younghutch on Aug 14, 2009 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Over/under on the numer of times Krukow refers to how much Mr. Met creeps him out?

by younghutch on Aug 14, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Met is creepy. He also has anger issues

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 14, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also: that rug is hideous.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 14, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon, that’s Conan’s real hair.

by Natto on Aug 14, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

That wine is delicious. Believe me.

by furikawari on Aug 14, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are fanshots about both.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

and now there is a line in the series preview thread. Is that so wrong?
/hurries out of room trying to hold back tears

by Giant Homer on Aug 14, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sheffield killed us in the last series and will kill us again in this one. Barry never should have stolen his chef.

by Natto on Aug 14, 2009 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Or made him take ’roids.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 14, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or worked out so hard it made Sheffield vomit.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Over/under # of total home runs in this series?

by I'm_a_Man on Aug 14, 2009 11:39 AM PDT reply actions  

.5

I’ll take the under

by superk1ng on Aug 14, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

There will be 12 home runs hit in the series. Unless you were asking about the Giants.

by Natto on Aug 14, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

optimist

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 14, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 14, 2009 11:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Why does he handle the axe like a righty?

by Giant Homer on Aug 14, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lefty guitars are rare and expensive, his parents probably had him learn that way

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 14, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s naturally right handed

by superk1ng on Aug 14, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did the Giants know this before giving him a gazillion $?

by younghutch on Aug 14, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

This fact is the most hilarious and or painful one ever learned.

by shanghaijim on Aug 14, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You didn't know?

Zito is actually a right-hander, he signs autographs and I guess play the guitar with his right hand. He just pitches left-handed but I bet he has a 95 mph fastball in his right arm.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 14, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

“I know something you do not know”

by younghutch on Aug 14, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s right. He’s just waiting for the opportune moment to switch. Like the World Series.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 14, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok smart guys. Then why is he wearing a Santa shirt?

by Giant Homer on Aug 14, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's Santana, fools.

Big fan of Johan, I guess.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 14, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito is follows top baseball prospects closely.

by Natto on Aug 14, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m a lefty who plays righty, it’s pretty common

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 14, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me three.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 14, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s always struck me as reasonable to prefer fretting with my right hand as a righty. Yet I don’t do it.

"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino

by achiappanza on Aug 14, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 14, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

PED's

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 14, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bronson Arroyo approves.

by younghutch on Aug 14, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hah! That is a face that reads, “Talk to your doctor today.”

by TheLetter2 on Aug 14, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now in Alyssa Milano strength!!!!!!!

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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Mets clearly lack the leadership that winning teams have.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2009 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

BUT STEVE PHILLIPS DRAFTED DAVID WRIGHT FOR HIS 6TH TOOLE

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 14, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where as we just drafted Brad Hennessey and Todd Linden, those tools.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope fox discusses this subject at length on Saturday. AMERICA NEEDS TO KNOW!

by superk1ng on Aug 14, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think we’ll go for a drive on Saturday and listen to the game on the radio.

by Merope on Aug 14, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they have a better lineup than the Giants?? i mean OK you got David Wright, and… ummmmmmm

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

the fact that

Florida and Colorado are playing each other makes me happy

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 14, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Yes

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

How I Mets Your Mother

Sounds dirty but so is New York (sik burne). Mets’ fans must be more frustrated than Marko Jaric before he married Adriana Lima although I still insist they sleep in separate beds now. Let’s recap:

2006 – Favorite from the NL to go to the WS but lost to the underdog Cards.
2007 – Excellent season following their NLCS loss, until September where they collapsed like nobody’s collapsed before.
2008 – Another fine season following 07, until September came again and yada, yada, yada Phillies won it all.
2009 – New stadium, new hopes! Nope, all the Mets players worth discussing went down quicker than Alyssa Milano at a baseball game. Wright was the lone healthy one but he must not have paid his electric bills on time because the power is out. 8 dingers in 113 games? Aaron Rowand LOLs at that.

I’m just glad our beloved Giants didn’t tease us like that the past 4 seasons, they just fall flat in the beginning and then coast through into the winter.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 14, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Those two years, 07 and 08 had FAIL written all over it

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wright’s slugging percentage is still like 30 points higher than Rowand’s. :(

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also his OBP is 88 points higher.

by Natto on Aug 14, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think we might have a slightly bettter lineup than the mets though, just barely

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know, he’s still a great hitter – I was just surprised since he averaged 30 homers easily the past few years. Citi Field must be a monster or Wright was juicing out of his mind before.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 14, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Visually, there will be two Giants teams on the field this weekend, as the Mets are dusting off an old NY Giants uniform design to go against San Francisco this weekend. The creme colored jerseys throw back to designs worn by the Giants close to a century ago.

NY Daily News

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by satyricrash on Aug 14, 2009 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants should wear Seals unis.

by Natto on Aug 14, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that would be very very cool

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t the road unis already use the seals “SAN FRANCISCO” block typeface? I think I saw an old Seals uni from the 40s and I had to double take because it looked exactly like our away uni does now.

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by satyricrash on Aug 14, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to find a picture of them, but my search is turning up nothing.

by Natto on Aug 14, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I can’t either. NOW.

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by satyricrash on Aug 14, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Aug 14, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m diggin the one in the middle

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

wantwantwantwantwanwtantwant

by Giant Homer on Aug 14, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

ebbetsflanel or something makes them

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 14, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

What I am thinking of spelled out SAN FRANCISCO on the front, but had a Seals style “SF” cap.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 14, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

More pics

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 14, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

How 'bout The SEALS in 1875!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

old school

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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm maybe 1877?

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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

A fake bunt in those days was called an Irish bunt.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 14, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

O’Rilia.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 14, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or...

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those unis are SICK as hell

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is actually the logo for the Sacramento Salons. Just a little local PCL history.

Their former ballpark location is now a aTarget store :-(

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by nvsfg on Aug 14, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that is carl zamloch from the salons

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

and just for the hell of it....

recreation park at 15th and valencia.

was this on the lot where valencia gardens is?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

check out all those dudes in fitted caps!!!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, I hate the trend of wearing tags on your cap.

by Natto on Aug 14, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn

i could only find ONE picture of the other SF team, the Mission Reds

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not an SF team, but

The Bay Area did have a Negro League team – the Oakland Larks.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!!!!

love this 1866 (?) pic of the Oakland Live Oaks

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oakland Oaks in 1994 retro game

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 14, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 14, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember the game i think in 94?

Giants wore seals unis and A’s wore Oaks unis…

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 14, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

one more

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 14, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This would be awesome !

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Aug 14, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great idea

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 14, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where can i buy one?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if its just this picture, but I always find it funny that the pants are the same

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 14, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently, we’ve already pushed pants technology as far as it can go.

Also, I remember reading an article at the time that mentioned these jerseys were supposed to be worn with orange sleeves, but obviously, the players didn’t go with that.

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 14, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to get a second opinion on the future of pants technology from El Hombre de Pantalones.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 14, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The future is a strange place

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 14, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL METS don’t even have their own history

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 14, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I routinely block this from my memory.

by Natto on Aug 14, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless you go back to the days of Mel Ott and Bill Terry, almost none of the greatest Giants spent their whole career with us. :(

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are there any players that really do?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, you can find some from all eras of the game

Even in the free agency era, there have been guys like Tony Gwynn, Cal Ripken Jr., Craig Biggio, etc.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So then you could say it’s more the passion of staying with the team there than the money?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

or just the few the proud the best players that any team (even small market teams) would pay close to value for

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 14, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, i see that, i’m looking in Minnesota and saying Mauer and Morneu aren’t going anywhere for a LONG time since there’s a small market

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

And in the pre-free agency era, there are a lot of guys. Stan Musial, Joe DiMaggio, Mickey Mantle, Ted Williams, Walter Johnson, etc.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was the deal with DiMaggio again? he played with the Seals then just signed with the Yankees?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

In those days, I think that major league franchises would buy the contracts of players from the minor leagues.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, well living here in the Bay Area, and listening to my dad talk about him and the Seals, i’m surprised that the Seals were only a minor league team, i guess to people here they were like a major league team

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it wasn’t minor league in how we perceive minor leagues today. The PCL was an independent league, it wasn’t anyone’s AAA. Some liked to say that it was actually the third league.

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by satyricrash on Aug 14, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool, obviously i’m too young to know about it, but that’s pretty cool of who played with the team back then and how much this city cared about them

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Seals were trying to sell his contract. The Cubs turned down a tryout. A scout for the Yanks told them that they should really give him a look. It worked out pretty well for them.

by Natto on Aug 14, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marvin Benard

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by EliminateMe on Aug 14, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Off the top of my head, I can think of Craig Biggo, Jeff Bagwell, Tony Gywnn, and a bunch of Yankees.

by Natto on Aug 14, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Robby Thompson!

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by satyricrash on Aug 14, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes and no

As I recall, he signed a minor league contract with the Indians after his last year with the Giants but didn’t make the team.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH. I didn’t even remember that at all.

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by satyricrash on Aug 14, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I may be wrong, but that’s my recollection.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking Rockies. I’m probably wrong. He was/is a coach for the Indians, no?

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 14, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s working in their front office.

by Natto on Aug 14, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was a coach for the Giants, but then went to the Indians’ coaching staff – at the time it was said he switched because he wanted to be a manager and believed he had a better chance of doing that with the Indians. Obviously that didn’t happen.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm wrong as usual

January 17, 1997: Signed as a Free Agent with the Cleveland Indians.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 14, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna rule that minor league contracts don’t count.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Mets have got to stop leeching off the Giants and Dodgers for their history. I believe the admixture of the two at that pseudo-Ebbets they are now playing in has angered all the ghosts of National League New York.

by shanghaijim on Aug 14, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea

I find that really annoying. Make your own damn history!

by superk1ng on Aug 14, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like this!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somehow,

both teams in Giants’ uniforms will figure out a way to lose.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Aug 14, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just randomly wondering if the Mets are the only baseball team to ever have two starting pitchers from Hawaii at the same time.

My god am I a nerd.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 12:03 PM PDT reply actions  

You mean that Shane “The Flyin Hawaiian” /“Beer Face” Victorino wasn’t the first or only MLB player from hawaii

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 14, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jerome Williams right?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

sarcasm, the whole hawaiaan thing is blown out of proportins here in philly I find it annoying

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 14, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Mets pitchers from Hawaii, FYI

Ron Darlin & Sid Fernandez

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE LOVES SPAM MUSABI
(According to Joe Buck)

by Natto on Aug 14, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Benny Agbayani
From Hawaii too

by hawaiiconnect on Aug 14, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never gets old.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Aug 14, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fail

can not describe that. I don’t know what can.

Praying that Tim Alderson doesn't come back to bite us

by MadBum on Aug 14, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess the count was 3 balls and a tough strike.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 14, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been looking for one of these jerseys for years

Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you

by milesntrane on Aug 14, 2009 12:05 PM PDT reply actions  

BANNED

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by satyricrash on Aug 14, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though it is a great uniform. Stupid Mets should ditch the back and stay with this.

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by satyricrash on Aug 14, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Black

As in the accent color they seem to favor over their official blue and orange team colors.

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by satyricrash on Aug 14, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The blue and orange result from a mix of Dodger and Giants colors. True story.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 14, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their logo...

is the Giants logo from NY. Whoever said “the Mets don’t even have their own history” was right. But they do have two world series titles, and we have zero since the move. Now I just threw up a bit

Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you

by milesntrane on Aug 14, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That man does not look happy.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 14, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s also New York City’s colors!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 14, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey...

I may live in NYC but I’m a Giants fan through and through! The only reason I can tolerate the Mets at all is because of this picture. I just want this jersey so I can have something to wear when I go to Mets games that the Giants are not playing in.

Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you

by milesntrane on Aug 14, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just puked in my mouth a lil bit

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude was a monsta

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 14, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine him on the clear!

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 14, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe there could be some fireworks with these clubs, like the time when Mays got into it with shortstop Elio Chacon. Mays picked him up and threw him on the ground.

by boogalou on Aug 14, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even he doesn’t look too happy about it.

(And yes, I know, he requested the trade to finish his career in New York)

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

what year is this?

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 14, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He came over in 72

and finished up in 73.

Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you

by milesntrane on Aug 14, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a really bad feeling about this series

Praying that Tim Alderson doesn't come back to bite us

by MadBum on Aug 14, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s why i’m not gonna say anything to my buddy in NYC and he’s a mets fan… i’m just going to shut it

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m with you on this one.

Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you

by milesntrane on Aug 14, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have bad feelings about every series.

by Natto on Aug 14, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know what it is

but this series is screaming something bad. In reality, we should sweep them. I mean, they have absolutely nobody healthy, and every game is important to us. But I get the feeling they’re taking at least 2 from us.

Praying that Tim Alderson doesn't come back to bite us

by MadBum on Aug 14, 2009 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Yea

We’re cold. Rockies are hot. Maybe that will flip-flop come September. I’d rather be hot going into the play-offs than well before

Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you

by milesntrane on Aug 14, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does being “hot” or “cold” affect anything at all. Take the last few weeks for example, after sweeping the pirates and taking 2 of 3 from Houston we’re “hot”. That results in us going 2-4 on the homestand and being “cold”. If we win 3 of 4 in NY we’ll be hot again but I doubt that will affect our performance in Cincy.

by snafu on Aug 14, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it’s 2-2 in New York that’d be perfectly fine with me

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet

all we need now is Wheeler and I can be happy.

Praying that Tim Alderson doesn't come back to bite us

by MadBum on Aug 14, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear they’ve recently landed a man on the moon too…

by Merope on Aug 14, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carl Everett

disagrees with the man landing on the moon

Praying that Tim Alderson doesn't come back to bite us

by MadBum on Aug 14, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol should’ve taken a look around and noticed everyone’s already stated this.

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 14, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

FANSHOTS

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Belt

Steve Slacks. Neftali Necktie. Harry Hat.

Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you

by milesntrane on Aug 14, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you

by milesntrane on Aug 14, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Sox

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Aug 14, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pedro Pants

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 14, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gary Garter

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Aug 14, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bunny Brief

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 14, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

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You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 14, 2009 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

My brother caught a Shinjo home run once and Shinjo signed it. Awesome.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 14, 2009 3:20 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Is that Shinjo?

Why are you being so mean? That’s… so mean…

Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you

by milesntrane on Aug 14, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

P.s.:

Nice arm bands

Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you

by milesntrane on Aug 14, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

What. The. Hell


That is an actual mask Shinjo wore once.

by Natto on Aug 14, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s disturbing

by Merope on Aug 14, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why??

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 14, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA

My wife used to be all swoony over Tsuyoshi. I think that photo may have cured her.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also something for the ladies.

by Natto on Aug 14, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, GIS is full of fun Shinjo pictures

There’s also a result with him with what appears to be a picture of himself n the back, but if you click on the image it doesn’t load. :(

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have had this question for awhile now.

Why do NPB teams use english letters on their logos?

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 14, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t find a definitive answer, but it’d probably be cheaper to use English letters rather than kanji, hiragana, and/or katakana.

by Natto on Aug 14, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Mets

are so unhealthy, there official website doesn’t even know who’s starting the last 2 games of the series

Praying that Tim Alderson doesn't come back to bite us

by MadBum on Aug 14, 2009 12:24 PM PDT reply actions  

True, but you know we’re gonna get blanked by the rookie bullpen kid tonight.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 14, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

as seen in the dodger series

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

zito with the only hit through 6.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 14, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly

this is true

Praying that Tim Alderson doesn't come back to bite us

by MadBum on Aug 14, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

My niece’s fella is a Mets fan. I told him to pick up that rookie bullpen pitcher and start him in his Pokemonz league tonight (silly guy – he thought that the rook would do poorly against the Giants).

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 14, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not too smart

being a Mets fan and not wanting to start a pokemonz pitcher.

Praying that Tim Alderson doesn't come back to bite us

by MadBum on Aug 14, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that, and I don’t think this kid is really on anybody’s Pokemonz team (I feel like I should look up the pitcher’s name and use it, but I don’t want to).

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 14, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

His name is Something (I think Ronnie) Parnell

Praying that Tim Alderson doesn't come back to bite us

by MadBum on Aug 14, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll just call him “Something”, then.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 14, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

against us

Praying that Tim Alderson doesn't come back to bite us

by MadBum on Aug 14, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

OIC, a little secret agent work on the side today?

by Merope on Aug 14, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the 4 pm start time for east coast games

especially today since I can go from watching the Giants straight to the Niners

by superk1ng on Aug 14, 2009 12:34 PM PDT reply actions  

GO NINERS

hopefully we can sign CASHtree

Praying that Tim Alderson doesn't come back to bite us

by MadBum on Aug 14, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 14, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh crap

It’s 4 today? not 5?
 and here I am diddiling around

by Merope on Aug 14, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

TMI.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 14, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawt.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Aug 14, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 14, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pics or it didn’t happen.

by younghutch on Aug 14, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You want to see pictures of me organizing paperwork, rearranging the furniture, and emptying the dishwsher? [When I should have been getting the laundry done and the errands taken care of.]

by Merope on Aug 14, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I played online slots all day and hung out on this blog. I have been completely unproductive.

However, I have been on vacation all week.

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 14, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m technically on vacation, since I’m a teacher. It is time however to start getting things organized to go back to work. bleh.

by Merope on Aug 14, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y’see..ok, never mind.

(Although the dishwasher pics may hev been hawt…)

by younghutch on Aug 14, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: I've got a hankering for Cheerwine

Sounds like a trip to BevMo is in my future.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 14, 2009 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

You guys have that out there? I’d never even heard of it before this year. Apparently, it’s a treasured regional beverage in the Carolinas.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 14, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. I can only find it at BevMo. But worth it. Yummy.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 14, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a Raley’s up in Tahoe that has it too, if you’re up for a drive.

by Merope on Aug 14, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 14, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh thanks, now I’m going to have the “hanker for a hunk of cheese” song stuck in my head.

by Merope on Aug 14, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think FDR died on my birthday, too. And the Stick officially opened with Dick Nixon throwing out the first pitch. It’s not a great day in history.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 14, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG – That posted down here, too?? COME ON SBN BRASS!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 14, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Among the people I share a birthday with are John Wayne Bobbitt, Jason Kidd, Chaka Khan, Keri Russell, Ric Ocasek, Jayson Blair, Perez Hilton, and Tony Pena Jr.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERWINE

BevMo also has a phenomenal selection of root and birch beers.

Try the Boylan’s Birch Beer and Abita Root Beer if you’re so inclined; they’re both awesome.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 14, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve done the Boylan’s, haven’t tried the Abita. I’ll put it on the list.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 14, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: anybody thinking of seeing “District 9”?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2009 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to

Praying that Tim Alderson doesn't come back to bite us

by MadBum on Aug 14, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 14, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, there ya go, not really a date movie, but i’ll have to bring the girlfriend since she didn’t even watch Watchmen and she took me to see it

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heard it’s one of the best movies this year

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 14, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really want to see it.

by Natto on Aug 14, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Not Pictured:® Michael Vick in follow through motion

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 14, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLINEUP

Velez LF
Sanchez 2B
Sandoval 3B
Molina C
Garko 1B
Schierholtz RF
Rowand CF
Renteria SS
Zito P.

by superk1ng on Aug 14, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria and his magical bone spurs. Super.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 14, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Class.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 14, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Per Baggs
Randy Winn on the bench, Nate Schierholtz plays. It appears the shift has begun. But expect Aaron Rowand to rest more often, too.

Yes! Go Nate!

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 14, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

More Fred PLZ

Post-All Star: .341 / .431 / .477

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, except that would mean Velez in center

Which scares me. And he needs to play: Ride that hot streak! Ride it!
But really, our OF now should be Lewis Rowand Nate

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 14, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez in center is a little less scary than Velez at 2nd though!

by Merope on Aug 14, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

also from Baggz
I like the old place better. The combination of rats, exposed wiring, asbestos and the aroma of an open sewer gave Shea a unique allure.

hahaha

by superk1ng on Aug 14, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went college in NYC, and in a writing class I took, this one woman who grew up in Queens wrote a piece about how much she loved Shea Stadium, because it was so beautiful and colorful, not boring like Yankee Stadium. I managed not laugh at her.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He left out the planes overhead every ten minutes

Also the concessions. Worst hot dogs ever

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 14, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The National Guard is practicing their landings and takeoffs today, so I get that here too!

I really wish they’d warn us when these “maneuvers” are going to take place. Even though the base is ~4? 5? miles from here they use our street as a directional guide to find the runway.

by Merope on Aug 14, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not like the whole “old Times Square > new Times Square” is it? Because yeah the new Times Square is awful but I don’t think hookers, pimps and drug vomit is all that hot either. [shoutout to UN Plaza SF!]

by shanghaijim on Aug 14, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing about the old Times Square is that it at least had some personality.

When I lived in NYC (2000-2003), I avoided Times Square like the plague. Hated it.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he wants to remember all that, he should go to the Oakland Coliseum.

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 14, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome. Juggernate should always be playing over winn

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 14, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re finally implementing the “Goofus Principal”

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Aug 14, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

But expect Aaron Rowand to rest more often, too.

Yeah, this is never going to happen.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 14, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He meant “between pitches”.

by younghutch on Aug 14, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course – HE’S POOPIN’!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 14, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Juggernate!

by kdl on Aug 14, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scouting Report

 - Sliders Away
 - Laugh at the Giants as they flail

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 14, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The next expansion team should be called The Ocelots

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Aug 14, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

The Charlotte Ocelots really rolls off the tongue.

by younghutch on Aug 14, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

My vote would go to the Didgeridoo.

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 14, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially if Portland gets a franchise…

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 14, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is exactly what Portland would do – DO NOT TEMPT THEM!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 14, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun fact

Josh Johnson’s losses for the year: 2
Josh Johnson’s home runs hit this year: 3

by Natto on Aug 14, 2009 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

What would be a good road trip record?

I’d like 7-3 but I’m kinda expecting 6-4

Grab Some Pine Meat!

by Gobroks on Aug 14, 2009 2:26 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

It’s an 11 game road trip.

by Natto on Aug 14, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's pretty optimistic

I’ll be happy if they can manage 8-5.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 14, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

11 game road trip

I’ll be happy if we got 5.5-5.5

by superk1ng on Aug 14, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not good enough

We have to go at least 9-6 if we want to have any chance at the wild card when it’s over.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 14, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering that Colorado is 12-4 in there last 14 games, I agree with this.

by younghutch on Aug 14, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit…their.

/hides from Mayor.

by younghutch on Aug 14, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’d better win at least 3 of the last 4 at Coors

by justhangin on Aug 14, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

In case any young lads are looking for a place to go after the game…

by Natto on Aug 14, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

paging PikAGiant

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Count WalrusMan out.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 14, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

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