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cock sucking calls

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO WALKOFF PLEEEEEEEASE

by tocororo on Aug 12, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

omg…..

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the record for gamethreads in a single game?

by Uncle Russel on Aug 12, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Opening Day had like 10

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was joking when I said Tim and Matt were never going to get their 13th wins :(((

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I've never heard KnK so mad at the umps

that’s how you KNOW it’s really been bad.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

just got here but this game is absolute bullshit

by aaroncallagher on Aug 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie will provide the walk off

Just to make sure he never leaves the #4 slot

Bleeding orange and black since 1987

by TehGreekStallion on Aug 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

there shouldnt even have to be a fifth thread

Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts

by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

FUCK YES

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

lol kemp

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

If there is a God, he will grant us this walkoff

by tocororo on Aug 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

YESYESYESYEYS

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK i wish that was a homerun

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY THE FUCK WERENT YOU RUNNING

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

OH CHRIST

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMNIT @#J$K#J

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I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Miller’s pissed at Sandoval.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

d'oh!

and woohoo!

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Shame on you Panda...U have to hustle there

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

SO CLOSE!!!!!!!!!! FUCK

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

RUUUUUUUN PANDAAAAAAAAAAAAA

There is cake at the end…why did u trot

by californianotter on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought it was gone

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Mmk, thought it was gone, wow

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Panda

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL I WAS SO SURE KEMP WAS GOING TO CATCH THAT

DAMMIT PABLO RUN OUT OF THE BOX YOU IDIOT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

he wanted to do it in style :P

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

he thought it was gone... he wanted it to be gone.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

GO PANDA GO

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WALKING BENGIE

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Ump should review it

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

IBB to Molina

LOL

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

good job, Bengie!

only swung at 2.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

My TV would be in pieces right now if he would have caught that.

by nofreetime on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

IBB Molina to face Nate...Ill take it!!

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

no way pablo scores

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

NFW

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

NFW we score

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

kangaroo court says 100 bucks for that

Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts

by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

It will be up to Juggernate

The Dodgers don’t realize that Nate hits well against Lefties.

by 49er16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

pinch run for Bengie

come one Flan.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE NATE NATE

MAKE EM PAY

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

You know, he’s a good guy and a good player, but Pablo sure seems like an idiot sometimes.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

IBB BENGIE? REALLY?

come on Nate

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

nate rakes lefties

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Please put in a pinch runner for Bengie

by nofreetime on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LET'S GO JUGGERNATE

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

or not

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO NOT PINCH HIT

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LET NATE HIT!

by Uncle Russel on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright Nate, let's do this.

End this game NOW.

NO, NOT SCOTT!!!

by NHL84 on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

NO

come on don’t hit for Nate

by jordanovich on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

UH WHUT?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course theres a PH

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

phew thought they were gonna pinch hit Rowand

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

ya jinxed it :)

but i’m not too sad about this

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO NO NO
NOT GARKO

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I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

sorry, i like Garko, but Nate should hit here… but if they have experience vs. Sherrill then fine

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS SO RETARDED

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU FLANNERY

LEAVE JUGGERNATE IN THE GAME.

by 49er16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Does that count as a TWO walk game from Bengie?

by chilibean_3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

3 fat people playing for the giants

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Garko time

Earn your vanilla-creme, Ryan

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

WE WANT JUGGERNATE

by tocororo on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

GIDP COMING UP NOW

UGH

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Nevermind, bad move, not Aaron

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

is flannery managing now?

Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts

by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

nooooooooooooooooo it is Scott..noooooooooo

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK DAMMIT

NATE CAN HIT LEFTIES YOU FUCKING MORON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck, just let Nate hit

by snafu on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING FLANNERY

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

pinch run pinch run pinch run.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FUCK NO

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess it's not just Bochy that's a fucking idiot on this team

THE WHOLE GODDAMN STAFF IS FULL OF SHIT

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

out on the first pitch guaranteed

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Christ

Rowand. The Giants want to lose this game.

by 49er16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Nate being taken out?

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Please Aaron prove me wrong!

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?! JESUS CHRIST YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING JOKING HOLY SHIT

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

worry much? :)

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

saving Garko to pinch hit for Ishi

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron Rowand and his sub 700 OPS vs. Lefties

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWAND???? FUCK YOUUUUU WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

the fix is in

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus, Allah, Buddha, I love you all.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

WTFuck??

Rowand????

Kill me know.

And fuck you, Giants. If they lose, they deserve it, shitty umpiring or not.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

untrue

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY ROWAND!?!?

I THOUGHT BOCHY WAS OUTTA THE GAME???

by jordanovich on Aug 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

no clue why flannery did that.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

bochy is twittering to him, i bet

Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts

by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

can't blame bochy for this

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty sure he’s still calling the game.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is over

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Why not Nate?
ugh

by Merope on Aug 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA

BEAT LA

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE

14/30 1.235ops vs. lefties

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LEFTIES CAN’T HIT LEFTIES LEFTIES CAN’T HIT LEFTIES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

the best way for the game to end is

a play at the plate and sandoval takes out martin

by sfoakbay on Aug 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Rowand gets a hit Flannery wins Manager of the Yar.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

…year

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s going to manage in Pittsburgh?

by chilibean_3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cmon Rowand prove me wrong about you

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FML

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASSE WIN ROWAND

by tocororo on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

How does Flannery manage the game from 3B?

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh MY GOD.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

raerya;ylaerjyalekyjyerklahadklfnhfjklerhjiperhjioerjioeraiojerajkl;erakljdgagasdETWTA

by californianotter on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand you piece of crap.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

God this is so terrible. This is sooooo fucking terrible

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

SIGH

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?!?!

by kimmyg on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING HELL

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL! FUCK THIS GAME!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THIS SHIT

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Geez no one could see that coming

by nofreetime on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I give up

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

this is fuckin ridiculous

by sfoakbay on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT SUCKS

FUCK YOU FLANNERY!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts

by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK EVERTHING

Seriously, what a horrible dog shit decision.

by NHL84 on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

RIGHT ON FUCKING SCHEDULE. FUCK THIS GAME. FUCK THIS TEAM.

by Wazl on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Great…. Rowand? Good thing you didn’t start

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't even see right now

My eyes BURRRRRRRRRRRRRN

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Get ready for 27 innings, folks!!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

PINCH RUN

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU ROWAND I HOPE YOU DIE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

??????

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are people commenting on other sites with similar styles as this.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the guys on Baggarly’s blog that lead to him deleting the post.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to a Gameday Thread.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES BECAUSE I REALLY MEANT IT, IT WASN’T JUST A MOMENT OF ANGER BASED ON AN EXTREMELY FRUSTRATING GAME AND SERIES!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know i didnt.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 12, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sure as hell did

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't see rowand hitting

that was literally the worst fucking option outside of a pitcher, and it’s possible a pitcher would have been better. RYAN GARKO HITS LEFTIES YOU FUCKING MORONS

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO DOES NATE FOR THAT MATTER

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH

hanging on the fucking cross

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

wut

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

i blame uribe for this, and only uribe

Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts

by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 12, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW WHO SAW THAT COMING GAIZ?!?!?!?!?!?!???!!??!?

Bye tim, you deserve a team that isnt run by functioning retarded people. We’re the productive alternatives of baseball

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS SO STUPID I CAN’T EVEN BEGIN TO SAY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t want to be a Giants fan anymore. I don’t. Why can’t I quit them?

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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 12, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

IKR

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silver Lining

We completly exhaust the dodgers bullpen and still win

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 12, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

This is beyond ridiculous at this point. Absolutely unbelievable.

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Aug 12, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear God,

The players in blue are the heathens. Stop fucking with the wrong team.

Sincerely,

A disappointed non-believer

by SuckitRusselMartin on Aug 12, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

How is that the fucking decision, seriously

That was the fucking stupidest thing I’ve seen in a LONG time.

by NHL84 on Aug 12, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I am so fucking pissed right now

This game is so over, holy shit. When pablo’s HR didn’t go out, you knew the game was over.

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

That was Flannery using the WWBD philosophy.

by Dan Mateo on Aug 12, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

He gets a C+ for that...

…to get a higher grade it would’ve had to have been a double switch.

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by EliminateMe on Aug 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

here it is, Wilson vs. Blake

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

What's the final?

I say 5-2

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I BLAME NATTO

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fear for every1 who has to interact with me for the rest of the day if we lose this game

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve got nothing but anger.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 12, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

The only redemption at this point is if Wilson plunks Blake and knocks him unconscious in a brawl.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

god was ejected in the first inning, its satan running the universe now…only way to explain it

Les Plack = more chicks
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by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 12, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

If anyone could eject God...

It would be these umpires.

Not that I’m blaming them for the total and complete idiocy that’s taken place during this series.

by Wazl on Aug 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad he’s the lead off hitter, or else I’d say bean him

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by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m just sad. =(

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

HIT HIM

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

No.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Aug 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i threw the baseball im holding way too hard at the wall

by aaroncallagher on Aug 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
-------
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by zenbitz on Aug 12, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you break it

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by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Aug 12, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA ROWAND

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

MAYBE HE’LL BEAN BLAKE BUT THEY WILL CALL IT A FOUL BALL

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by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

given these umps, Blake will hit into a triple play with no runners on but all three will be safe at first

by peetah on Aug 12, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

why didn’t they just stick with Garko? I don’t get it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

OR NATE for that matter?!?!

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah, but at least Garko has actually hit lefties well this year and is RH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

I know that. Nate made sense, Garko made sense if you’re a dumbass who thinks leftees cant hit leftees. Rowand made absolutely NO FUCKING SENSE WHATSOWEVER

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

win the game, then hit blake

Les Plack = more chicks
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by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

i vote strike him out and pump your fist

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 12, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA ROWAND, WINN, AURILIA

i don’t give a shit who takes their place.

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I want....

Wilson to hit Blake and have the ball bounce off and hit the 1st base umpire

by ACgiant97 on Aug 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how they will sacrifice winning to maintain their OMG! MATCHUPS RULZ! philosophy.

AND NATE IS GOOD AGAINST LEFTIES. WTF????!!!!

by kdl on Aug 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

huh.

that’s a surprise.

I was pretty sure Rowand was going to get a single, and pablo was going to get called out at the plate on a play when he was clearly safe., and then Molina was going to get caught trying for third.

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-------
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by zenbitz on Aug 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Let me get this straight -- We have the world’s slowest man on 1B, and instead of letting a guy hit who is pretty good against lefties, we pull him for a shitty batter who is pretty good at hitting into double plays.

And then the shitty batter hits into a double play.

Fuck it.

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by can of corn on Aug 12, 2009 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy has the number and the science behind the numbers

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that hit the ump, that would have made my day.

by 49er16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Anybody wanna complain to Bud?
212-931-7800

by Merope on Aug 12, 2009 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I haven’t called it myself yet but according to the interwebs… really.

by Merope on Aug 12, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have never EVER been this angry during a game

EVER.

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

+109

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 12, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhhh..

There was 1 other game……..

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by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t angry during that game, more just numb and depressed

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

even that game didn’t make me this angry. Because that whole season was so unexpected that I was expecting failure. This was just plain bullshit. A game that the umps cost you is a lot more pissoff inducing than just blowing a game because you suck

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

i just expect it now

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel bad for KnK… they still have to act professional

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 12, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

this

poor guys. You know during the commercials they’re saying the same things we are. Can you imagine the Phillies or Dbacks announcers if this happened to them?

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH THIS SHITSTAIN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL xeifrank talking shit about us

http://www.truebluela.com/2009/8/12/987103/comeback-game-chat#19597181

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not clicking that

I’m way too fucking pissed.

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

which ass is he talking out of

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

xeifrank can go fuck himself.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Xeifrank is a thin-skinned little pussy

If he did what you suggested, he’d probably bleed out.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 12, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

why is he claiming nofreetime got banned for that? he sure as fuck didn’t. is he such an idiot that he mistook probably joke “BANNED!” comments for actually being banned?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dumb guy is dumb.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made a "banned" comment in an AN thread when a TBLA guy made a comment about Braden throwing a perfect game

Xeifrank took is seriously. He is seriously clueless.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Aug 12, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

stfd

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT CASEY BLAKE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

wilson should've done the sign

after that K

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 12, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 12, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best comeback Wilson coulda had on Blake, Sit down ass hat

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU CASEY

THAT WAS BETTER THAN WILSON PLUNKING HIM.

by 49er16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I am laughing so hard at the absurdity of this game that I’m crying. Jesus fucking christ, can this game really be happening?

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 12, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

This has been the worst homestand of the year.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah by far

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

worst in a couple years

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 12, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my fucking god, Uribe.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

i know rite? Uribe making an error? Who could have seen that one coming???

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by can of corn on Aug 12, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

is anyone surprised?

by peetah on Aug 12, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

BLOODY MURDER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

oh no

Les Plack = more chicks
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by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 12, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE BASEBALL

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU F'IN KIDDING ME?

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Yea i’m pissed now

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

huh?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY FUCKING GOD

I blame Uribe.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 12, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

XANTHAN IS DEAD

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by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

This is the biggest fucking joke I’ve ever put myself through.

by Wazl on Aug 12, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

are you kidding me?!!!!!!!!!?

by aaroncallagher on Aug 12, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

lolwut?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Fun fact: FUCK THIS SHIT

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 12, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

protip: shit is fucked

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by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ACTION PLAN:

SHIT THATS FUCK

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

correct

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 12, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am speechless.

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Aug 12, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Sunglass on Cap Fail

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 12, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

THE FIX IS IN

and the giants just don’t know how to throw a game

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT URIBE

The shades don’t do any good on your freaking hat!!!

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by EliminateMe on Aug 12, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

man, you can feel Miller’s frustration on the radio

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Aug 12, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

PUT YOUR GLASSES ON YOU FUCKING MORON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

He's hitting a HR right here

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Why the hell has everything gone wrong?

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Aug 12, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

This game has Worst Game of the Year written all over it.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

This game has Worst Game of the Year Ever written all over it.

by tocororo on Aug 12, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was as strike without him going around

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

How early is too early to start getting drunk to forget this game? I have the feeling I should have started an hour ago

by SuckitRusselMartin on Aug 12, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I have never yelled at my TV more than I have today.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 12, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

JUST CALL HIM OUT

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

With the exception of a handful of players, this team does not deserve to win. If Giants’ brass brings back Bochy next year they are idiots. Bochy is managing this team from the clubhouse, I have no doubt.

by nofreetime on Aug 12, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants shouldn’t even attempt to throw out a runner on the basepaths. They’ll be called safe anyway.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m so emberassed at this point, that I’m not even that angry

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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 12, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Same here, I am numb from ineptitude, both from Giants and umpires.

by nofreetime on Aug 12, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

that wouldve been nice

by aaroncallagher on Aug 12, 2009 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

If I’m Gary Darling I bang Loney there.

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

twss?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

uhh yea that works there

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhh.. what?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's why they're getting the calls

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Situation: Brian Wilson

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently… :( comeon…

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enh, just a comment on the 3-2 count.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brad Ausmus on deck. LOL.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

He'll hit a HR

just watch.

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darling

Called that bogus balk on Timmy way back when, no?

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

that wasn’t balkin bob?

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I think that was him

by kimmyg on Aug 12, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This shit is fuck

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck me sideways

This could truly be the back breaker

by Kestrel76 on Aug 12, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

can we get confirmation of Mr. Merope’s laptop demise?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

srsly

i was concerned

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by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

DODGERS

Please score lots and put me out of my misery.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 12, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

That’ll only happen if he hears about a special all-you-can-eat buffet at the Chophouse.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aurilia walk off!

Oh…wait….

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by EliminateMe on Aug 12, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA!!!

you’re dumb!!!! didn’t you know he’s on the DL? (sarcasm… or poor job at it by me)

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I thought you did a great job on the sarcasm.

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by EliminateMe on Aug 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know i’m a dumbass

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy Cain will soil himself

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or.. Don't score

We score, and then we are happy

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

You are probably right. Just reeeeeeeeeeeally frustrated at these damn umps.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 12, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

stfd

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

sit the fuck down

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

KING FUCKER CHICKEN

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

google it

it’s SFW

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahem, escuse the following

beeeWEEEZE is for REAL!!

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I am so angry Timmy did not get a CG win cuz of those stupid fucking umps

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

+1000000

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 12, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the bright side, this is probably worse for the Dodgers’ bullpen than out bullpen.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

…our. Somebody ban me.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

BANNED

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 12, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

Oh wait. You tricked me!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean people don’t get banned just because someone types it?

by chilibean_3 on Aug 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes they do.

BANNED!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 12, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ALREADY BANNED YOU DAMMIT

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW I’M BANNING YOU

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 12, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…

by chilibean_3 on Aug 12, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

BANNED

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG THEY HAVE SUCH QUICK TRIGGER FINGERS HERE!

- xeifrank’s opinion

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone should ban him again, just for shits and giggles.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never banned anyone before… :)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

BANNED

For lack of banning.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

U R 5

BANNED FOR UNDERAGED BLOG USE!!!!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

U BAND DOG

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 12, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

wilson’s really dealing

by sfoakbay on Aug 12, 2009 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's look on the bright side. . .

At least we won’t see an Aurilia pinch hit this game!

(too soon?)

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 12, 2009 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m too angry to laugh today

by SuckitRusselMartin on Aug 12, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINNISH HYMN!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE COMING OF THE GLORY OF THE LORD!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON BWHEEEZ

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Tag Please Pictures, Images and Photos

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM BRIAN!

Throw it past his old ass.

by NHL84 on Aug 12, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

you could say there have been some bad calls this game, could you not?

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 12, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

1 or 2

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD ALL DODGERS

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

by aaroncallagher on Aug 12, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 12, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

just end it ishi

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT

THE

FUCK

DOWN

by 49er16 on Aug 12, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson with the 4 out 10th

by nofreetime on Aug 12, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota time

bring it home boys.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 12, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

We need to win right here. I don’t trust anyone else in that bullpen right now.

by KCE on Aug 12, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Well this might have been Wilson’s best outing.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude

I think Weezy turned into a major league pitcher somewhere. We just didn’t notice

by Kestrel76 on Aug 12, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe angry makes him better?

by Merope on Aug 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN THE FUCKING GAME YOU SHITS. WIN IT NOW. WIN THE FUCKINNNGGGG GAME

WIN.
THE.
FUCKING.
GAME.
YOU.
SHITS.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good,

Uribe’s batting again.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

you guys know who was a good pick up this year, juan uribe

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 12, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

lit us up in seattle… so i dunno why he’s bad…

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, and now who knows what’ll happen on the road, maybe this pumped the team up

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson

You keep throwing like that and you can give yourself any douchey nickname you want.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I am leaving my desk

If the Giants win, I expect a promotion to Mod.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll make you a Teddy Boy but that’s my final offer.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game makes me feel Bi-Polar.

YEAH!

No! FUCK! NO!

YES! YES!

GOD DAMNIT NOO!

by Uncle Russel on Aug 12, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Giants,

End it now.

Thanks,
Cat

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Aug 12, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I love the KNBR.com commercial. He always sounds so angry when he’s asking if you’ve checked out knbr.com lately.

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 12, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

For those of you that watch pac 10 BBall, does Gary Darling remind you of Dave Libbey?

Someone that goes out of their way to make the “gutsy” (wrong) call. Someone who considers themselves an active participant in the sporting event rather than an observer with the authority to enforce the rules when necessary.

by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Aug 12, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Way too many umpires seem to think of themselves that way these days and it’s a fucking joke.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOO

theyre showing the shitfest again!!!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTA!!!

This is the victory inning!

by NHL84 on Aug 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

IT WOULD BE GREAT IF MOTA GOT HIT IN THE FACE

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

too soon.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

U R 5

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

this a million times this

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

they should send that tape to MLB

it’s impossible to ignore THAT MANY bad calls.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

i went to go pee, did they do a bad call recap?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn, where can i get that footage, i wanna see it

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now we can’t throw at Suck It Russell Martin :(

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

CHances of a meteor hitting At&T .025%
chances of ending it now, 000.89 %

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 12, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

so you’re saying there’s a chance?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

slightly better than a meteor destroying everyone at the game, but yes a chance

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 12, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

000.89% = much smaller than 0.89%!!!!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

by three zeeeer000000s

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had a good pitch to hit there

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 outs 4 K for Wilson

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Save Us Ishi !

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Aug 12, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

MArtib makes error at 3rd to win game for us, yes please

by tocororo on Aug 12, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Say Hey

#4 Willie Mays Pictures, Images and Photos

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

At this rate this game is going to run into the 6:00 replay.

by Merope on Aug 12, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

At this rate this game is going to drive me into an early grave

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 12, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think its

ishikawalk

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

full count

and a lead off…. ?

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

walk

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great. Mota. I wouldn’t be shocked if Ish got plunked here.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

WALK IT OUT

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota you fucking GOON

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you Travis

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

good job, Ishi

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

omfg

wow, e.y. and john kruk do not know what the fuck they are talking about.

just flipped to espn and the baseball tonight guys were calling out panda for how he reacted when he got hit. they reamed him, then at the end said he didn’t even get hit. WTF?

by kornstar2004 on Aug 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Not yankees vs red sox so they didnt actually watch the tape

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don't even know the west coast exists

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

least coast bias

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

ON BASE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice AB Ishi!

We need runnerz.

Bunt Winn.

by NHL84 on Aug 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Winnnnnnnnn it WINN!

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck you motafucker

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishikawalkoff

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Aug 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

randy Winnkoff

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW'S THAT A BALL?

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY DISPLEASED CAPTAIN SISKO

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet he could argue the hell out of a call.

Avery Brooks could really ham it up.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Aug 12, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY DISPLEASED TIM

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 12, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're so not winning this game

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

oh puhleez

like I could jinx anything after the way it’s gone so far. If anything I’ll be helping.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should never EVER want the Dodgers to win, even if you’re joking.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WANT them to win?

what the fuck? I didn’t say that’s what I was rooting for. Jesus. I just KNOW that’s what’s going to happen, because my eyes have been open for the last 4 hours. This team can’t come back.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh snap!

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am a visitor from the near future and I suggest a visit to the optometrist :)

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

nostradamus he is not!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 12, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It worked!

SUCK IT NATTO

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO U

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talking out of turn…that’s a banning. Looking out the window…that’s a banning. Staring at my sandals…that’s a banning. banning the school canoe…ooh, you better believe that’s a banning

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys should meet at the bike racks in front of AT&T.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 12, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll meet you in front of the ticket booth and pound yo ass

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant was right.

We’re all going to look like Keith Richards after this series.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

So what will someone who already looks like Keith Richards look like?

by oneflapdown on Aug 12, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Ricci

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

We would also have accepted:

by oneflapdown on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Joke

I am frigging EXHAUSTED.

by kdl on Aug 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

so if i were an umpire in this series i would have called that pitch a frisbee

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 12, 2009 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

SCORE A RUN

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOAR RUNZ

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNZ? WUT R DESE TINGS? RUNZ?

by Merope on Aug 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING USELESS

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 12, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

DO SOMETHING GOOD

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

randy winn just doesnt know how to swing

no joke his swing is the ugliest thing ive ever seen

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

BAN WINN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Aug 12, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

A Randy Winn popup?

Now I’ve seen everything.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Aug 12, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

gah

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK WINN

His head-down pout after that weak-ass pop-up was pathetic.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 12, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

uribe could redeem a lot here…a lot

by deacon blues on Aug 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

ERRRRRREEEBAAAY

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW WHAT A SHOCKER THAT WAS.

AND I WONDER IF URIBE WONT DO BETTER. LETS SEE GAIZ

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSIRR

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so glad we took Lewis (1-1, 2 walks, double) and Schierholtz (1-3, walk, triple, questionable call at first base) out for Winn and Rowand.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants coaches are so smart

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point, I can only be thankful that it wasn’t a double play.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not even watching on TV and I bet that Uribe is hackin’

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Aug 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s swinging for that pop up

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAKE UP FOR YOUR SHIT

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I haven’t had such a strong urge to cry during a baseball game since that exhibition match between the Giants and Angels back in WWII…

by Wazl on Aug 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Manny looks stupid…like an old 1920’s pilot…“The Blue Baron”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

uribe, ftw!

Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts

by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

These are making me lol

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

They were fun.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 12, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

they were!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

honestly

fuck this game. i hate this

by jobrien9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Teams need their veteran players to come through in important series and on long road trips. Unfortunately for the Giants, all their veterans are having their worst year of their career.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

URINE!!!!!!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

XANTHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

sweeeeeeeeeeet

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...

by natteringnabob on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FORGIVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

CALLED THAT FUCKING SHOT

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

U-Fucking-ribe

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

FUCK YEAHHHH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

URIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REDMPTIONDEIONJECOJNDOPJP!!!!!

by NHL84 on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

URIBE!!!!!!!!1

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

URIBE!!!!!!!!1

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

UURRRIIIBBBEEEEE

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

URIBE XANTHAN WAS RIGHT!!!!!!!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

NO SHIT

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

uhack win!

Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts

by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT XANTHAN WAS RIGHT!

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s pretty funny

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m crying and laughing at the same time.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

UICMK YAEH

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

XANTHAN WAS RIGHT!!!!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

HACK SUCCESS!!!!!!!!

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

REDEMPTION MOTHER FUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by snafu on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EEEERRRRIBE =GREATNESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I BLAME URIBE!!!!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU DODGER ASSHOLES

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE LET HIM BE THE STARTING SHORTSTOP FROM HERE ON OUT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

BANNED

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

CALLED IT!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thanks uribe

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Aug 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by oneflapdown on Aug 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

I still hate the ugly mother fucker, but I’ll take the fucking win.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by aaroncallagher on Aug 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe: what the fuck? Not complaining, but what the fuck?

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

My exact reaction

by Wazl on Aug 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol yeah i was pretty sure he was gonna strike out based on the two previous swings

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

holy shit

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

i woulda punched holes in my wall if we didn't win this one

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SIGN< worth his weight in gold

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT, DODGERS PLAYERS!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Rowand

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I know huh? It looked like he wanted a piece of Mr F. there at the end

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 12, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU MOTADOUCH

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Aug 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m still waiting to hear that the umpires called him out at first.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE FINAL NAIL IN THE DODGERS COFFIN!!!!

If only we could get them to admit they were dead, and climb right in.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Aug 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOO-RRRRIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY

by SuckitRusselMartin on Aug 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

IVE ALWAYS LOVED JUAN URIBE!!!!!1

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

As hard as Uribe tried to screw this game for the Giants, it is only fitting that he wins it for them. Only harm done is that Timmy misses a win he should have gotten.

by nofreetime on Aug 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell?? LOL

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 12, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win

I haven’t seen this in forever. So hilarious!

by kdl on Aug 12, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Youse guys

Are setting my PC on fire.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK GOD

I bet the umpires are pissed though.

by otis29 on Aug 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants should get credit for 2 wins today

1 against the Dodgers, 1 against Gary Motherfucking Darling.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

AT LAST!

but poor timmay got robbed

by DruggyBear on Aug 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m still not happy, though.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Me neither, fucking pathetic homestand.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the Giants won, why aren’t I happier?

Oh, yeah, right. THESE GAMES SUCKED!!

by Merope on Aug 12, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm upset at Tim's stolen CG Win.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT UMPS

SUCK IT DODGERS

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Aug 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

*~Joy~* sexy dance Pictures, Images and Photos

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

this one is freaky/scarey

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

bobby flay!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

In celebration of this victory

Everyone is BANNED.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

And fuck the umpires.....seriously, Fuck them

No really…fuck them
I am completely serious…fuck the umpires
I am not even joking…fuck them

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Russell Martin can do it because I don’t want to.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t **** the umps with Russell Martin’s ****.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe 0-2 on my mlbtv

but WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 12, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

thats the game that puts us on a streak into the playoffs. Mark my words, im guaranteeing it

by aaroncallagher on Aug 12, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Gif fail

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 12, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I'm not mistaken

that is Echo Park Lake, just north of downtown LA. Is that a good or bad thing? idk

by Giant Homer on Aug 12, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only downside about winning: now the umps might make it out of San Francisco alive

by SuckitRusselMartin on Aug 12, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Amy: “Guillermo Moto”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 12, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

so…

Juan Uribe does his damnedest to single-handedly lose this game, then wins it in a walk-off.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 12, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

lol if the umps could call that a foul ball i bet they would have

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 12, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe sounds 12 years old

Bleeding orange and black since 1987

by TehGreekStallion on Aug 12, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

How’d you get a photo from the game so quickly?

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those AP photographers are getting faster by the minute.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishi got back.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I can finally go to the bathroom.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

word

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 12, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did inbetween the final inning

I will now make sure to be in the bathroom for the rest of the season’s games. Can one of the mods please write a note for my boss?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can get back to work. Oh wait, it’s almost time to go home

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAN

what a game. perhaps the spark the Giants so desperately need.

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my God, I thought Pablo was a bad interview…not so bad now that I hear Uribe

by nofreetime on Aug 12, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

lol give him a break :P

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 12, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

over/under on you telling me 10 words he just said.

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo is delightfully incomprehensible. Uribe is just incomprehensible.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Them’s a lot of dancing .gifs.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 12, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

SORRY, JUAN, I DIDN’T QUITE CATCH THAT

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it too late to throw at Suck It Russell Martin? :(

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

QUALITY

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 12, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This needs to be plastered all over the main page.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 12, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved watching him fall hard on his back

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t love watching him be a whiny, aggressive little dipshit afterwards, as though Velez was the one at fault and not his sorry ass.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Russell Martin is a douchebag

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS

Also, he’s not even good anymore.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He gets on base but that’s about it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he has dumb facial hair.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he’s a Dodger

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he's french

also: a dodger

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he uses weird formatting for his name on his jersey.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, what’s with that?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s his mom’s maiden name. But shouldn’t he put the full name with a hyphen?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is fuckwin.

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Aug 12, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

WINNER

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

HELL YES, VIC

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

TURN IT GREEN PLZ

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surprised they didn't call velez out

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH

Between this and Renteria rushing out of the dugout to get in Suck It Russell J Martin’s face after the Panda debacle, I think this is excellent.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 12, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That felt fucking good(twss)

by superk1ng on Aug 12, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

do people like greg papa?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL

BANNED

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry but this actually is a bannable offense

(actually Grant’s always talking about how much he loves Papa… or maybe he said he just doesn’t hate him. Well, that’s close enough.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was FP

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 12, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greg Papa loves Greg Papa

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is exactly how i feel.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am indifferent toward him.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean Greg “Eli Whitney” Papa?

No.

by kdl on Aug 12, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

GREG PAPA PUMP

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dunno if we’d have the same opinion if they lost

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s orange

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 12, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

His lack of eyebrows is a bit unsettling.

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 12, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gun show

did not see this coming, welcome back to the gun show!

Awaiting his arrival in SF: Jesse English

by henwo on Aug 12, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

THREAD CRASHING

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m kind of annoyed by how they keep being all euphemistic about everything… what a “weird” homestand… no it was a BAD homestand.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

So according to Papa, does “weird” mean “shitty”

by snafu on Aug 12, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING SUCK IT, RUSSELL MARTIN AND BILL HOHN AND GARY DARLING AND MIKE WINTERS AND EVERYONE ON THE FUCKING DODGERS

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 12, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

this game has really mad a difficult day at work even more difficult. Still – SUCK IT RUSSEL MARTIN.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha! After a game like this, and a finish like this, JT STILL sounds like he’s overdosed on quaaludes. Dull mother fucker gotta go.

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by can of corn on Aug 12, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Cant get luudes anymore. Don’ you know?

by Giant Homer on Aug 12, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

KRUKOW LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS TO KICK SOME ASS

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Kruk

“You would have feared for the safety of the umpires.”

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Aug 12, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice win, feels good, on to the next

Now to New York. We’re still in a race, and we’re still behind

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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 12, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

In spite of the series being fixed, we still won one game.

What a horrible homestand.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 12, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

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You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I still don't care for Juan Uribe,

but he’s hit two HUGE home runs this year.

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Aug 12, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, I think this week trimmed several years off my life.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 12, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Can I just say I love Brian Wilson?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Guess so, some people don’t like him

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

So do I!

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I just give mad propz to Brian Wilson and his 4 K’s?

by kdl on Aug 12, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

No way.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO F in WAI GAIZ

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll allow it

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

today he can have coffee

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...

by natteringnabob on Aug 12, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

Cause he’s top guy on the board

by Giant Homer on Aug 12, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

K’d Blake with class

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he sacked up and pitched great when it mattered most.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i too join in the brian love

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by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently he’s a dick to people… PUHLEASEEE

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He seems to have a totally douchey personality, but I don’t care if he’s Pol Pot if he strikes out 4 Fodgers in 1.1 innings.

by kdl on Aug 12, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed, how does anyone know how he acts unless they’ve met him on the street, if you have then you can say he’s a dick, but you can’t judge him based on his show… Even if he lost, i still wouldn’t say he sucks, he’s pretty damn good

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard some bad things, but I honestly don’t care. Everyone has bad days.

by kdl on Aug 12, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, i hear ya, only thing i’m saying is that we’ve “heard some” but unless you’ve seen it.. then go ahead

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus Brian’s a clown. I could easily imagine him rubbing people the wrong way without really intending to.

by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Aug 12, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Call it the Bonds Rule.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Bonds waved at me from LF once. I never even thought he was that bad.

by kdl on Aug 12, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry had a bad relationship with the media, other teams, Jeff Kent, the general population of the Untied States, and his ex-wife – but a good one with Giants fans.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

I actually had the Barry Bonds divorce/prenup case in my Family Law textbook in law school. It was awesome.

by kdl on Aug 12, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I met him at applebees once

He signed my friends hat and took some pictures with us. He was really nice!

by superk1ng on Aug 12, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I met him in Scottsdale last year and he was cool as can be.

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

At Fan Fest a couple of years ago, he was asking a couple of little girls about High School Musical. I LOL’d, but it was pretty cute.

by kdl on Aug 12, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, i talked about Wilson last week when he screwed up against the Reds, and boy were there people hating on him hard…

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really blame him for that one.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, occasionally a closer will blow it, but whatever

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never heard this.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yoda's Hiphop Dance Pictures, Images and Photos

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

this is a new one to me

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by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah Bochy holding back on the umps

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

banned for gloating y/y

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/8/12/987239/i-was-right

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Y

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 12, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check out his FB

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh heh

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by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 12, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he post in gameday threads?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but he was probably at work for today’s game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe's swing is so ugly

I’m amazed he could hit a homer with that swing.

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by EliminateMe on Aug 12, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

nah

he’s like klesko. He can hit HRs, but that’s about it.

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

All worked out for the best in the end. Timmy should of had a W, but this style of win has to be a real energizer for the team going into the road trip.

Keep it going, Zito!

by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Aug 12, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Most intense and emotional game of the year?

Yes or yes?

by snafu on Aug 12, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Most anger driven

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

the last game in dodger stadium was fucking intense too

by superk1ng on Aug 12, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

most annoying, frustrating, irritating game of the year.

by Merope on Aug 12, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Made me angrier than any other game

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT HARD RUSSELL MARTIN

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone should check the streets of Pacifica to see if Grant is lying in the street somewhere (or wherever he lives).

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

R U O K, GRANT?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pacifica is dangerous for your long term health.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 12, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe is looking like a better option at SS.

Defensively they are about the same, but at least Uribe has some power. Sit Winn and Rent on the bench.

by californianotter on Aug 12, 2009 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Edgar hasn’t hit a homerun in how long??

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mid April, I believe.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bout the same time since Randy

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

When he hit the grand slam

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was actually the solo shot in AZ.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am hoping that once September comes we will get to see Frandsen get more ABs….ha, yeah right

by nofreetime on Aug 12, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that’s when you need veteran savvy the most!

by chilibean_3 on Aug 12, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Death of an Umpire

I have a hard time believing the first base umpires in this series are not paid off by the Dodgers. I know they make errors but you can’t miss that many blatant calls that went against one team…

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 12, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it wouldn’t look as weird if it didn’t happen in EVERY GAME OF THE SERIES.

It starts to look like more than a coincidence.

by kdl on Aug 12, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

srsly

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as Tim still wins the Cy Young I will forget about these blown wins for him

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

My god, even now Bochy seems bored.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

He was probably taking a nap.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say we keep renteria as our bench pit bull!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

He can work dugout security.

by kdl on Aug 12, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greg Papa just said Kung Fu “Ponda”

by kimmyg on Aug 12, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I heard that too.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umpires today should be more embarrassed than this guy

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

WalrusMan?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I swear if Uribe’s HR wasn’t a no doubter, the first base ump will call it a ground-rule double and no replay.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 12, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha. I recall that happening at one of our games when was I was in high school.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Associated Press BULLSHIT

“Tim Lincecum pitched into the ninth and had only allowed two hits before Rafael Furcal beat out an infield single.”

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 12, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously written by someone who didn't watch the game

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

i mean, at least claim that it was arguable. Don’t LIE, my gawd!

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 12, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

gee, their sports reporting is just as bad as their other reporting

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got back from a meeting and followed the last inning on Gameday. Can someone tell me what happened with the umps ?

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by Goofus on Aug 12, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Several obvious bad calls. Like really bad calls.

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by can of corn on Aug 12, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

They blew a ton of calls, and the 9th inning one where it was 1 out, whoever it was should’ve been out at 1st and the ump called him safe…

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he ended up scoring the tying run. . .

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by can of corn on Aug 12, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, it was bullshit

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were fucking horrible

They made multiple terrible calls, all of which went against the Giants.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 12, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yet the Dodgers still had the nerve to bitch and moan about a couple of strike calls. Ugh.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

they got EVERY FUCKING CALL IN THIS SERIES

by superk1ng on Aug 12, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked Loney whining about the pitch right on the outside corner.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

So… where’s the guy who said we shouldn’t blame things on the umps?

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

My understanding is that he was banned when someone said BANNED

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 12, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

They keep saying the game will be rebroadcast at 6 tonight. Watching it for yourself may take less time than us trying to fill you in on the black hole of suckitude that was today’s officiating crew.

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by Merope on Aug 12, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m not one of those who usually complain about umpires, buuuuut this game – this series – was the shittiest I have ever seen. it was even worse than Leslie Neilson that one time.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gary Darling was the same ump who made that phantom balk call last year against Timmy.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, fuck you gary darling

I knew the name sounded familiar

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can i say that this was pretty damn entertaining?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

It certainly wasn’t boring.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

Not enough Yankee/Redsox

by superk1ng on Aug 12, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i still haven’t seen a full recap on BBTN

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 12, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB Network was all over this. Showed the entire 9th and the entire Uribe AB.

by superk1ng on Aug 12, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Flannery is undefeated as a manager. I’m not saying, I’m just saying.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude

He pinch hit Rowand for Juggernate.

by kdl on Aug 12, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh please, dude

a broken watch is also right a couple times a day. That decision alone should have cost us the game

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Understood, but the way i feel now, i just want to forget about it and move on. At best, they’ll second guess themselves putting Rowand in there again like that

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, at least use Garko. Slumping Scott? NO THANKS.

by kdl on Aug 12, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was pissed.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still pretty certain Bochy was calling the shots from around the corner.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 12, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wish Juggernate had gotten the walk-off

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 12, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOOK AT THE RECORD!!!!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps he prefers DC to Marvel.

by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Aug 12, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. We all know Marvel is so much better.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 12, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants are undefeated on August 12, 2009

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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 12, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit, i forgot about that Balk on timmy last year

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Well you remember a couple years ago where Benitez balked in New York against the mets to lose?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was pretty depressing, more than last year

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do I ever.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who was it that came into score and show boated

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gary Darling: Incompetent or Dodger Fan?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

both

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually

closed set A=B

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...

by natteringnabob on Aug 12, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

ODds on Umps getting fined? or fired? the latter is a little extreme

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think we hear anything about it because the Giants won.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The series though was pretty piss poor

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to guess that nothing happens to him

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 12, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZERO POINT ZERO

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by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT’s pissed

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by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

The umpiring didn’t make me too happy either.

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by groug on Aug 12, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone know what sparked the Sandoval fight in the 5th inning? I didn’t see it

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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 12, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

He got plunked – second HBP for the Giants. It happened right after Velez took out Martin at home – of course, Martin got taken out because he was STANDING IN FRONT OF THE DAMN PLATE.

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by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn’t watch that part since I’m at work. Why wasn’t he awarded first? Also, why was Freddy Sanchez still at first?

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 12, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I recall, he check-swung at the pitch and they ruled that he went around.

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by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOWUT

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 12, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was a weird looking motion, but it was a get out of the way motion and he clearly did not swing.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he certainly didn't

Did they rule it hit the knob of the bat? There’s no way even these umpires thought that was a swing.

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by EliminateMe on Aug 12, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got hit

then the umps said he didnt

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that was a bullshit call too

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 12, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re showing the bad calls again. I didn’t realize that when Nate was called out, Darling wasn’t even looking at the play at first – he was still looking at 2B. Damn that’s bad.

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by can of corn on Aug 12, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

He should actually be fired for the call at first on Nate. I umpire and an umpire has to call safe if they don’t see the out. You can’t just make up outs…

by nofreetime on Aug 12, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Bochy AND Wotus both get tossed?

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by Goofus on Aug 12, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep.

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by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeppers.

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by can of corn on Aug 12, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was epic

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every one looks so irritated on the wrap

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

haha yeah, kruk and kuip are really really frustrated

by snafu on Aug 12, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Incidentally

When Darling tossed Wotus, you could clearly hear Darling shouting, “Bullshit!” on tv. OMG PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN AND FINE HIM!!!!

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by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

yup

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

How often does a team go to 3 managers in one game? Can’t say I’ve ever seen that happen.

by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Aug 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve ever seen it, though I’ve seen manager and pitching coach get tossed.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved the way Wotus was giving him a load of crap about the earlier blown call as well.

by nofreetime on Aug 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s when he said bullshit. He clearly had no fucking clue what happened on that play.

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by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

even with Bochy, it was that all of these blown calls add up. no one expects the umps to be perfect and get every call right, but they shouldn’t blow every single call either, especially basic ones like plays at first base none of which were even that close.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if you want to be incompetent, blow calls for BOTH teams, if you want to look like you’re influencing the outcome of a game…. do what those umpires did today.

by Merope on Aug 12, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and yesterday, and Monday.

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by mymclife on Aug 12, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing the Giants won today. A loss to LA on top of the USA loss to Mexico would’ve been beyond devastating.

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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 12, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

NONE OF THAT HAPPENED. ESPN KEEPS TALKING ABOUT TIGERS/RED SOX BRAWL

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 12, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG RED SOX

I HOPE NONE OF OUR NATION’S TREASURES WERE DAMAGED

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by natteringnabob on Aug 12, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT tried to, but he’s incapable of vocal inflection. I did see his eyebrows move a little, though.

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by can of corn on Aug 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

So should everyone

That was infuriating, we had to win the game twice.

by NHL84 on Aug 12, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could use an off day

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone’s pissed off. It was a cavalcade of bullshit. I left my mom’s place after the ninth inning because I reached my bullshit tolerance.

Plus I had to pick up my new glasses and I CAN SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. It’s the greatest day of my life.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 12, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The whole post-game is pretty heated about the officiating. I’m loving it.

by kdl on Aug 12, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk was gonna be leading the mob going after the umps.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim in the dugout after he got taken out reminded me of

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man Tim was ready to get thrown out as well. He was SCREAMING. So was I.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 12, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

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