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cock sucking calls
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
I've never heard KnK so mad at the umps
that’s how you KNOW it’s really been bad.
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Bengie will provide the walk off
Just to make sure he never leaves the #4 slot
Bleeding orange and black since 1987
by TehGreekStallion on Aug 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
there shouldnt even have to be a fifth thread
Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
YES
FUCK YES
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
lol kemp
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
YESYESYESYEYS
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
FUCK i wish that was a homerun
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
OH CHRIST
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
GOD DAMNIT @#J$K#J
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Shame on you Panda...U have to hustle there
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
SO CLOSE!!!!!!!!!! FUCK
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
RUUUUUUUN PANDAAAAAAAAAAAAA
There is cake at the end…why did u trot
by californianotter on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
Oh Panda
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
LOL I WAS SO SURE KEMP WAS GOING TO CATCH THAT
DAMMIT PABLO RUN OUT OF THE BOX YOU IDIOT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
he wanted to do it in style :P
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
he thought it was gone... he wanted it to be gone.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
IBB to Molina
LOL
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
good job, Bengie!
only swung at 2.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
IBB Molina to face Nate...Ill take it!!
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
no way pablo scores
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
NFW
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NFW we score
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
kangaroo court says 100 bucks for that
Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
pinch run for Bengie
come one Flan.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
nate rakes lefties
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
or not
It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.
by imovermyhead on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright Nate, let's do this.
End this game NOW.
NO, NOT SCOTT!!!
WOW I SAW ROWAND GRAB A HELMET AND I ABOUT SHAT MY PANTS
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
Get ready to grab some different pants
Bleeding orange and black since 1987
by TehGreekStallion on Aug 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course theres a PH
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ya jinxed it :)
but i’m not too sad about this
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
NO NO NO
NOT GARKO
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
3 fat people playing for the giants
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
is flannery managing now?
Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING FLANNERY
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
pinch run pinch run pinch run.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
OH FUCK NO
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
I guess it's not just Bochy that's a fucking idiot on this team
THE WHOLE GODDAMN STAFF IS FULL OF SHIT
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out on the first pitch guaranteed
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?! JESUS CHRIST YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING JOKING HOLY SHIT
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
worry much? :)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
saving Garko to pinch hit for Ishi
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
ROWAND???? FUCK YOUUUUU WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
the fix is in
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
WTFuck??
Rowand????
Kill me know.
And fuck you, Giants. If they lose, they deserve it, shitty umpiring or not.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
untrue
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
bochy is twittering to him, i bet
Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions
can't blame bochy for this
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
This game is over
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
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BEAT LA
BEAT LA
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
If Rowand gets a hit Flannery wins Manager of the Yar.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by californianotter on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions
God this is so terrible. This is sooooo fucking terrible
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
SIGH
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
I give up
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
SCOTT SUCKS
FUCK YOU FLANNERY!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
wow
Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK EVERTHING
Seriously, what a horrible dog shit decision.
I can't even see right now
My eyes BURRRRRRRRRRRRRN
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
FUCK YOU ROWAND I HOPE YOU DIE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
There are people commenting on other sites with similar styles as this.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
I was thinking the guys on Baggarly’s blog that lead to him deleting the post.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
the question is
who DIDN’T see that coming?!
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
I didn't see rowand hitting
that was literally the worst fucking option outside of a pitcher, and it’s possible a pitcher would have been better. RYAN GARKO HITS LEFTIES YOU FUCKING MORONS
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
SO DOES NATE FOR THAT MATTER
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JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH
hanging on the fucking cross
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
wut
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
i blame uribe for this, and only uribe
Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 12, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
WOW WHO SAW THAT COMING GAIZ?!?!?!?!?!?!???!!??!?
Bye tim, you deserve a team that isnt run by functioning retarded people. We’re the productive alternatives of baseball
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I don’t want to be a Giants fan anymore. I don’t. Why can’t I quit them?
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
IKR
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
LOL
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear God,
The players in blue are the heathens. Stop fucking with the wrong team.
Sincerely,
A disappointed non-believer
by SuckitRusselMartin on Aug 12, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
How is that the fucking decision, seriously
That was the fucking stupidest thing I’ve seen in a LONG time.
I am so fucking pissed right now
This game is so over, holy shit. When pablo’s HR didn’t go out, you knew the game was over.
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He gets a C+ for that...
…to get a higher grade it would’ve had to have been a double switch.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
What's the final?
I say 5-2
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I BLAME NATTO
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
god was ejected in the first inning, its satan running the universe now…only way to explain it
Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 12, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions
If anyone could eject God...
It would be these umpires.
Not that I’m blaming them for the total and complete idiocy that’s taken place during this series.
HIT HIM
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
If it didn't leave a hole...
not hard enough.
by Uncle Russel on Aug 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
did you break it
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
MAYBE HE’LL BEAN BLAKE BUT THEY WILL CALL IT A FOUL BALL
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
why didn’t they just stick with Garko? I don’t get it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
OR NATE for that matter?!?!
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Well, yeah, but at least Garko has actually hit lefties well this year and is RH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yes
I know that. Nate made sense, Garko made sense if you’re a dumbass who thinks leftees cant hit leftees. Rowand made absolutely NO FUCKING SENSE WHATSOWEVER
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win the game, then hit blake
Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions
i vote strike him out and pump your fist
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 12, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
DFA ROWAND, WINN, AURILIA
i don’t give a shit who takes their place.
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions
huh.
that’s a surprise.
I was pretty sure Rowand was going to get a single, and pablo was going to get called out at the plate on a play when he was clearly safe., and then Molina was going to get caught trying for third.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
Let me get this straight -- We have the world’s slowest man on 1B, and instead of letting a guy hit who is pretty good against lefties, we pull him for a shitty batter who is pretty good at hitting into double plays.
And then the shitty batter hits into a double play.
Fuck it.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
Bochy has the number and the science behind the numbers
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I have never EVER been this angry during a game
EVER.
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I wasn’t angry during that game, more just numb and depressed
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
this
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
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No
even that game didn’t make me this angry. Because that whole season was so unexpected that I was expecting failure. This was just plain bullshit. A game that the umps cost you is a lot more pissoff inducing than just blowing a game because you suck
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No
i just expect it now
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
this
poor guys. You know during the commercials they’re saying the same things we are. Can you imagine the Phillies or Dbacks announcers if this happened to them?
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LOL xeifrank talking shit about us
http://www.truebluela.com/2009/8/12/987103/comeback-game-chat#19597181
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
I'm not clicking that
I’m way too fucking pissed.
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which ass is he talking out of
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
xeifrank can go fuck himself.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Xeifrank is a thin-skinned little pussy
If he did what you suggested, he’d probably bleed out.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
why is he claiming nofreetime got banned for that? he sure as fuck didn’t. is he such an idiot that he mistook probably joke “BANNED!” comments for actually being banned?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I made a "banned" comment in an AN thread when a TBLA guy made a comment about Braden throwing a perfect game
Xeifrank took is seriously. He is seriously clueless.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
SUCK IT CASEY BLAKE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
wilson should've done the sign
after that K
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
I am laughing so hard at the absurdity of this game that I’m crying. Jesus fucking christ, can this game really be happening?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Oh my fucking god, Uribe.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
i know rite? Uribe making an error? Who could have seen that one coming???
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
BLOODY MURDER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
oh no
Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 12, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I blame Uribe.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
XANTHAN IS DEAD
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
lolwut?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
protip: shit is fucked
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
ACTION PLAN:
SHIT THATS FUCK
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Sunglass on Cap Fail
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
THE FIX IS IN
and the giants just don’t know how to throw a game
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions
DAMMIT URIBE
The shades don’t do any good on your freaking hat!!!
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
He's hitting a HR right here
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This game has Worst Game of the Year written all over it.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
that was as strike without him going around
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions
How early is too early to start getting drunk to forget this game? I have the feeling I should have started an hour ago
by SuckitRusselMartin on Aug 12, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions
no make-up call, huh, ump!??!
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 12, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions
I’m so emberassed at this point, that I’m not even that angry
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
twss?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
That's why they're getting the calls
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Situation: Brian Wilson
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Brad Ausmus on deck. LOL.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
He'll hit a HR
just watch.
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Darling
Called that bogus balk on Timmy way back when, no?
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions
that wasn’t balkin bob?
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
This shit is fuck
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srsly
i was concerned
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
DODGERS
Please score lots and put me out of my misery.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
That’ll only happen if he hears about a special all-you-can-eat buffet at the Chophouse.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Aurilia walk off!
Oh…wait….
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
Oh, I thought you did a great job on the sarcasm.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
Or.. Don't score
We score, and then we are happy
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
stfd
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
sit the fuck down
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 4:00 PM PDT reply actions
KING FUCKER CHICKEN
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google it
it’s SFW
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
ahem, escuse the following
beeeWEEEZE is for REAL!!
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
+1000000
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
On the bright side, this is probably worse for the Dodgers’ bullpen than out bullpen.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
…our. Somebody ban me.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Thank you.
Oh wait. You tricked me!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
I ALREADY BANNED YOU DAMMIT
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
BANNED
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
OMG THEY HAVE SUCH QUICK TRIGGER FINGERS HERE!
- xeifrank’s opinion
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Someone should ban him again, just for shits and giggles.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
U R 5
BANNED FOR UNDERAGED BLOG USE!!!!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Let's look on the bright side. . .
At least we won’t see an Aurilia pinch hit this game!
(too soon?)
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
FINNISH HYMN!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
COME ON BWHEEEZ
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you could say there have been some bad calls this game, could you not?
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 12, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions
1 or 2
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STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD ALL DODGERS
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
STFD
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
STFD!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
OVER/UNDER I FINISH THIS 500 PIECE PUZZLE BEFORE THE GIANTS SCORE
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions
WIN THE FUCKING GAME YOU SHITS. WIN IT NOW. WIN THE FUCKINNNGGGG GAME
WIN.
THE.
FUCKING.
GAME.
YOU.
SHITS.
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you guys know who was a good pick up this year, juan uribe
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 12, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions
Wilson
You keep throwing like that and you can give yourself any douchey nickname you want.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions
I am leaving my desk
If the Giants win, I expect a promotion to Mod.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
I’ll make you a Teddy Boy but that’s my final offer.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
I love the KNBR.com commercial. He always sounds so angry when he’s asking if you’ve checked out knbr.com lately.
by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 12, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions
For those of you that watch pac 10 BBall, does Gary Darling remind you of Dave Libbey?
Someone that goes out of their way to make the “gutsy” (wrong) call. Someone who considers themselves an active participant in the sporting event rather than an observer with the authority to enforce the rules when necessary.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Aug 12, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions
NOOOOOO
theyre showing the shitfest again!!!
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if we cant score against mota we dont deserve to play the offensive side of baseball games
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions
too soon.
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no
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U R 5
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this a million times this
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
they should send that tape to MLB
it’s impossible to ignore THAT MANY bad calls.
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i went to go pee, did they do a bad call recap?
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yup
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damn, where can i get that footage, i wanna see it
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CHances of a meteor hitting At&T .025%
chances of ending it now, 000.89 %
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 12, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions
so you’re saying there’s a chance?
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slightly better than a meteor destroying everyone at the game, but yes a chance
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 12, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
000.89% = much smaller than 0.89%!!!!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
by three zeeeer000000s
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Save Us Ishi !
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
At this rate this game is going to drive me into an early grave
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 12, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
full count
and a lead off…. ?
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Mota you fucking GOON
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions
Thank you Travis
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions
omfg
wow, e.y. and john kruk do not know what the fuck they are talking about.
just flipped to espn and the baseball tonight guys were calling out panda for how he reacted when he got hit. they reamed him, then at the end said he didn’t even get hit. WTF?
They don't even know the west coast exists
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least coast bias
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck you motafucker
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions
oh gawd, winn and then uribe
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions
randy Winnkoff
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY DISPLEASED CAPTAIN SISKO
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
I bet he could argue the hell out of a call.
Avery Brooks could really ham it up.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
RALLY DISPLEASED TIM

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 12, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
We're so not winning this game
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oh puhleez
like I could jinx anything after the way it’s gone so far. If anything I’ll be helping.
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I WANT them to win?
what the fuck? I didn’t say that’s what I was rooting for. Jesus. I just KNOW that’s what’s going to happen, because my eyes have been open for the last 4 hours. This team can’t come back.
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I am a visitor from the near future and I suggest a visit to the optometrist :)
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
It worked!
SUCK IT NATTO
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NO U
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Grant was right.
We’re all going to look like Keith Richards after this series.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
Mike Ricci
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
the odds that winn hits a ball in the air are literally 20/1
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
At least it'l be from the left side
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so if i were an umpire in this series i would have called that pitch a frisbee
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 12, 2009 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
SCORE A RUN
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SCOAR RUNZ
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FUCKING USELESS
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 12, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions
DO SOMETHING GOOD
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randy winn just doesnt know how to swing
no joke his swing is the ugliest thing ive ever seen
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions
BAN WINN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FUCK WINN
His head-down pout after that weak-ass pop-up was pathetic.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
ERRRRRREEEBAAAY
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
WOW WHAT A SHOCKER THAT WAS.
AND I WONDER IF URIBE WONT DO BETTER. LETS SEE GAIZ
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YESSIRR
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I’m so glad we took Lewis (1-1, 2 walks, double) and Schierholtz (1-3, walk, triple, questionable call at first base) out for Winn and Rowand.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
At this point, I can only be thankful that it wasn’t a double play.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I’m not even watching on TV and I bet that Uribe is hackin’
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
he’s swinging for that pop up
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
MAKE UP FOR YOUR SHIT
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
uribe, ftw!
Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
These are making me lol
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they were!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions
URINE!!!!!!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
XANTHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
sweeeeeeeeeeet
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...
U-Fucking-ribe
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
URIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REDMPTIONDEIONJECOJNDOPJP!!!!!
URIBE!!!!!!!!1
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
URIBE!!!!!!!!1
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
NO SHIT
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uhack win!
Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions
UICMK YAEH
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
XANTHAN WAS RIGHT!!!!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EEEERRRRIBE =GREATNESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions
I BLAME URIBE!!!!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
FUCK YOU DODGER ASSHOLES
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions
PLEASE LET HIM BE THE STARTING SHORTSTOP FROM HERE ON OUT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
CALLED IT!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thanks uribe
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
HOLY SHIT
I still hate the ugly mother fucker, but I’ll take the fucking win.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
Uribe: what the fuck? Not complaining, but what the fuck?
by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
lol yeah i was pretty sure he was gonna strike out based on the two previous swings
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
+1
holy shit
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URINE!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
i woulda punched holes in my wall if we didn't win this one
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
GREAT SIGN< worth his weight in gold
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT, DODGERS PLAYERS!
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by rightcenterfielder on Aug 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
lol Rowand
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
FUCK YOU MOTADOUCH
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
I’m still waiting to hear that the umpires called him out at first.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
lol
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THE FINAL NAIL IN THE DODGERS COFFIN!!!!
If only we could get them to admit they were dead, and climb right in.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
-------
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OOOO-RRRRIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY
by SuckitRusselMartin on Aug 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
IVE ALWAYS LOVED JUAN URIBE!!!!!1
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Youse guys
Are setting my PC on fire.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
Giants should get credit for 2 wins today
1 against the Dodgers, 1 against Gary Motherfucking Darling.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Me neither, fucking pathetic homestand.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I'm upset at Tim's stolen CG Win.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
FUCK THE DODGERS, FUCK THESE UMPS
were goin to new york!!
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions

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by rightcenterfielder on Aug 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
bobby flay!
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In celebration of this victory
Everyone is BANNED.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
And fuck the umpires.....seriously, Fuck them
No really…fuck them
I am completely serious…fuck the umpires
I am not even joking…fuck them
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
If I'm not mistaken
that is Echo Park Lake, just north of downtown LA. Is that a good or bad thing? idk
Only downside about winning: now the umps might make it out of San Francisco alive
by SuckitRusselMartin on Aug 12, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
HELLO MOTO
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
so…
Juan Uribe does his damnedest to single-handedly lose this game, then wins it in a walk-off.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
lol if the umps could call that a foul ball i bet they would have
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Uribe sounds 12 years old
Bleeding orange and black since 1987
by TehGreekStallion on Aug 12, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
Those AP photographers are getting faster by the minute.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
an entire series of these

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I did inbetween the final inning
I will now make sure to be in the bathroom for the rest of the season’s games. Can one of the mods please write a note for my boss?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I can get back to work. Oh wait, it’s almost time to go home
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
MAN
what a game. perhaps the spark the Giants so desperately need.
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
lol give him a break :P
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
over/under on you telling me 10 words he just said.
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo is delightfully incomprehensible. Uribe is just incomprehensible.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
SORRY, JUAN, I DIDN’T QUITE CATCH THAT
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
Is it too late to throw at Suck It Russell Martin? :(
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Ground attack on Russell Martin

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 12, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 14 recs
QUALITY
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by rightcenterfielder on Aug 12, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I loved watching him fall hard on his back
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I didn’t love watching him be a whiny, aggressive little dipshit afterwards, as though Velez was the one at fault and not his sorry ass.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Russell Martin is a douchebag
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
BREAKING NEWS
Also, he’s not even good anymore.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
And he has dumb facial hair.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
And he’s a Dodger
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
And he's french
also: a dodger
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And he uses weird formatting for his name on his jersey.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
This is fuckwin.
It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.
by imovermyhead on Aug 12, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
WINNER
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HELL YES, VIC
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
TURN IT GREEN PLZ
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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Surprised they didn't call velez out
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YEAH
Between this and Renteria rushing out of the dugout to get in Suck It Russell J Martin’s face after the Panda debacle, I think this is excellent.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 12, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants need a new stat: UIP.
Umpire Independent PItching.
Sorry but this actually is a bannable offense
(actually Grant’s always talking about how much he loves Papa… or maybe he said he just doesn’t hate him. Well, that’s close enough.)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Greg Papa loves Greg Papa
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
GREG PAPA PUMP
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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His lack of eyebrows is a bit unsettling.
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 12, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Gun show
did not see this coming, welcome back to the gun show!
Awaiting his arrival in SF: Jesse English
THREAD CRASHING
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
this game has really mad a difficult day at work even more difficult. Still – SUCK IT RUSSEL MARTIN.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
Ha! After a game like this, and a finish like this, JT STILL sounds like he’s overdosed on quaaludes. Dull mother fucker gotta go.
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lol Kruk
“You would have feared for the safety of the umpires.”
It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.
Nice win, feels good, on to the next
Now to New York. We’re still in a race, and we’re still behind
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In spite of the series being fixed, we still won one game.
What a horrible homestand.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 12, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions
I still don't care for Juan Uribe,
but he’s hit two HUGE home runs this year.
"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean
by Smotheredinhugs on Aug 12, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions
Can I just say I love Brian Wilson?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
So do I!
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
NO F in WAI GAIZ
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I'll allow it
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
today he can have coffee
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...
by natteringnabob on Aug 12, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
i too join in the brian love
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
He seems to have a totally douchey personality, but I don’t care if he’s Pol Pot if he strikes out 4 Fodgers in 1.1 innings.
Agreed, how does anyone know how he acts unless they’ve met him on the street, if you have then you can say he’s a dick, but you can’t judge him based on his show… Even if he lost, i still wouldn’t say he sucks, he’s pretty damn good
Plus Brian’s a clown. I could easily imagine him rubbing people the wrong way without really intending to.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Aug 12, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Call it the Bonds Rule.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Barry had a bad relationship with the media, other teams, Jeff Kent, the general population of the Untied States, and his ex-wife – but a good one with Giants fans.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
I met him at applebees once
He signed my friends hat and took some pictures with us. He was really nice!
I met him in Scottsdale last year and he was cool as can be.
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
this is a new one to me
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I also make music, please check it out
banned for gloating y/y
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/8/12/987239/i-was-right
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Y
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 12, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
heh heh
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Uribe's swing is so ugly
I’m amazed he could hit a homer with that swing.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
nah
he’s like klesko. He can hit HRs, but that’s about it.
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
All worked out for the best in the end. Timmy should of had a W, but this style of win has to be a real energizer for the team going into the road trip.
Keep it going, Zito!
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Aug 12, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions
Made me angrier than any other game
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
Someone should check the streets of Pacifica to see if Grant is lying in the street somewhere (or wherever he lives).
R U O K, GRANT?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Pacifica is dangerous for your long term health.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 12, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Uribe is looking like a better option at SS.
Defensively they are about the same, but at least Uribe has some power. Sit Winn and Rent on the bench.
by californianotter on Aug 12, 2009 4:29 PM PDT reply actions
Mid April, I believe.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Astros killing Marlins in first
Nationals also up on Braves.
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 12, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions
Death of an Umpire

I have a hard time believing the first base umpires in this series are not paid off by the Dodgers. I know they make errors but you can’t miss that many blatant calls that went against one team…
Win the inning.
^Also, suck it Russell Martin
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Aug 12, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
srsly
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
My god, even now Bochy seems bored.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
I swear if Uribe’s HR wasn’t a no doubter, the first base ump will call it a ground-rule double and no replay.
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Aug 12, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
ha ha. I recall that happening at one of our games when was I was in high school.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Associated Press BULLSHIT
“Tim Lincecum pitched into the ninth and had only allowed two hits before Rafael Furcal beat out an infield single.”
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 12, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions
Obviously written by someone who didn't watch the game
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i mean, at least claim that it was arguable. Don’t LIE, my gawd!
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 12, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
gee, their sports reporting is just as bad as their other reporting
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I just got back from a meeting and followed the last inning on Gameday. Can someone tell me what happened with the umps ?
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
Several obvious bad calls. Like really bad calls.
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And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
They blew a ton of calls, and the 9th inning one where it was 1 out, whoever it was should’ve been out at 1st and the ump called him safe…
And he ended up scoring the tying run. . .
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They were fucking horrible
They made multiple terrible calls, all of which went against the Giants.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
And yet the Dodgers still had the nerve to bitch and moan about a couple of strike calls. Ugh.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Yeah, I’m not one of those who usually complain about umpires, buuuuut this game – this series – was the shittiest I have ever seen. it was even worse than Leslie Neilson that one time.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Gary Darling was the same ump who made that phantom balk call last year against Timmy.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, fuck you gary darling
I knew the name sounded familiar
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i still haven’t seen a full recap on BBTN
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 12, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Tim Flannery is undefeated as a manager. I’m not saying, I’m just saying.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Oh please, dude
a broken watch is also right a couple times a day. That decision alone should have cost us the game
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I was pissed.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
i wish Juggernate had gotten the walk-off
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 12, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Perhaps he prefers DC to Marvel.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Aug 12, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants are undefeated on August 12, 2009
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 12, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Do I ever.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Gary Darling: Incompetent or Dodger Fan?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
actually
closed set A=B
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...
by natteringnabob on Aug 12, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think we hear anything about it because the Giants won.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
I’m going to guess that nothing happens to him
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 12, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
ZERO POINT ZERO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Anyone know what sparked the Sandoval fight in the 5th inning? I didn’t see it
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He got plunked – second HBP for the Giants. It happened right after Velez took out Martin at home – of course, Martin got taken out because he was STANDING IN FRONT OF THE DAMN PLATE.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
I couldn’t watch that part since I’m at work. Why wasn’t he awarded first? Also, why was Freddy Sanchez still at first?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 12, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
As I recall, he check-swung at the pitch and they ruled that he went around.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
WOWUT
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 12, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
it was a weird looking motion, but it was a get out of the way motion and he clearly did not swing.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
No, he certainly didn't
Did they rule it hit the knob of the bat? There’s no way even these umpires thought that was a swing.
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He got hit
then the umps said he didnt
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yeah that was a bullshit call too
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 12, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re showing the bad calls again. I didn’t realize that when Nate was called out, Darling wasn’t even looking at the play at first – he was still looking at 2B. Damn that’s bad.
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Incidentally
When Darling tossed Wotus, you could clearly hear Darling shouting, “Bullshit!” on tv. OMG PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN AND FINE HIM!!!!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
yup
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How often does a team go to 3 managers in one game? Can’t say I’ve ever seen that happen.
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Aug 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think I’ve ever seen it, though I’ve seen manager and pitching coach get tossed.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
even with Bochy, it was that all of these blown calls add up. no one expects the umps to be perfect and get every call right, but they shouldn’t blow every single call either, especially basic ones like plays at first base none of which were even that close.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, if you want to be incompetent, blow calls for BOTH teams, if you want to look like you’re influencing the outcome of a game…. do what those umpires did today.
…and yesterday, and Monday.
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Fools and Sages
Good thing the Giants won today. A loss to LA on top of the USA loss to Mexico would’ve been beyond devastating.
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NONE OF THAT HAPPENED. ESPN KEEPS TALKING ABOUT TIGERS/RED SOX BRAWL
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 12, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG RED SOX
I HOPE NONE OF OUR NATION’S TREASURES WERE DAMAGED
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...
by natteringnabob on Aug 12, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
JT tried to, but he’s incapable of vocal inflection. I did see his eyebrows move a little, though.
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Everyone’s pissed off. It was a cavalcade of bullshit. I left my mom’s place after the ninth inning because I reached my bullshit tolerance.
Plus I had to pick up my new glasses and I CAN SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. It’s the greatest day of my life.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 12, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Kruk was gonna be leading the mob going after the umps.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Tim in the dugout after he got taken out reminded me of

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Man Tim was ready to get thrown out as well. He was SCREAMING. So was I.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 12, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions

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