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Continue beating LA, Giants.


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GO GIANTS

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA
BEAT LA
BEAT LA

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh great

winn vs a LHP. This can only end well

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Unleash the Runz

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

yuh.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 12, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahahaha

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 12, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWESOME

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That GIF needs one thing:

Blood

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Genius!

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Aug 12, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Russell Martin: pathetic piece of crap who doesn’t even deserve to suck it.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.

Forgot you need premium now to see highlight in gameday. The Velez/Martin clip is up and I wanted to see Russell Martin suck it.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow these Randy Winn ABs vs. lefties are always so much fun

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

its like watching jt when he lost it

Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts

by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 12, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

hey big surprise. winn gets an out against a lefty.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing they pulled Fred. Lefties can’t hit lefties.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

bochy, let tim finish the damn game

by justhangin on Aug 12, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

bochy Wotus, let tim finish the damn game

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe has been pretty useless today.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

It looks as if Russel Martin is...

gearing up to call Pablo a “fatty”.

Not cool, dude.

by Uncle Russel on Aug 12, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Winn is not allowed to start vs. a lefty for the rest of the year

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Winn is not allowed to start vs. a lefty for the rest of the year

by tocororo on Aug 12, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

A HIT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU COULDN’T HAVE DONE THAT EARLIER, YOU FAT PIECE OF CRAP?

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS?

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROFL

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
bok bok bok... BOCOCK!

by capnk on Aug 12, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had to wait until there were no runners in scoring position.

by kdl on Aug 12, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good timing on the hit, Uribe.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Timely

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh great Urbie picks up the hit.

by 49er16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow that hit means nothing now

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

how many LOB for him?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

7, last I heard.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT AN OPPORTUNE MOMENT FOR A HIT

by ryanmiles on Aug 12, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Wouldn't mind timmy slapping this at Blake

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Uribe hate.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dunno.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can be used to walk on water.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a new (I think) MLB ad that does a split screen of Babe Ruth and Derek Jeter. For fuck’s sake.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s a Pepsi ad.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think you’re right.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Regardless, equating Jeter with Ruth is all kinds of WTF.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

will.i.am is the new Dylan.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe has such nice timing

He gets up in the morning and THEN tries to get the girl drunk.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

KESTREL = valid Scrabble word

Anagrams = SKELTER, KELTERS

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that means he succeeded before, right?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Failbunt

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy should line one right up Blake's forehead

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

baltimore chop!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy swing for the fences

by tocororo on Aug 12, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

hot rod black lincoln

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

is gonna drive me to drinkin'

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want an insurance run.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh, Velez.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

gonna drive me to drinkin, that hot rod [black] lincoln

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once again, Timmy’s like, “eff it, I’ll just take care of it myself.”

by kdl on Aug 12, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Was he not running?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

Tim’s OBP vs lefties is .03 worse than Randy’s.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

sss

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

Winn just sucks against lefties.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Emanicipate those runs, Abe!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh brother.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Was that Molina running or Velez???

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Booo

I blame Uribe

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 12, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame the sharks…

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Shawon Dunston

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am so pissed i missed seeing velez torpedo russell martin.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

COOL!!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't worry

You’ll get to see it on Sportcenter.

Wait. Never mind.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah they’ll show all of mannys AB’s

by BrandonMK50 on Aug 12, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, how many runners left in scoring position? 10?

by kdl on Aug 12, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

11 after that inning, I think.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

16

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

pitchers left in cy young position? 1

by justhangin on Aug 12, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

lynch loretta

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH HYMN!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY

FINISH HIM

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Timmy

Get strike 4!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF??

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT WAS A STRIKE

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe not

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

How the HELL was that not a strike!?!?!??!!?

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 12, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

The ump is a midget?

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a strike last inning. Not this inning. See?

by kdl on Aug 12, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF BLUE? RING HIM UP

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

bullshit

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

More like

blueshit

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE THE FUCK WAS THAT BALL???

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT GUY WITH A GIRL'S NAME

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

fuckin ump

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 12, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m surprised no fans have stormed the field to mob an ump in this series.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I threw my remote once. =/

by californianotter on Aug 12, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strike two was probably high.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I want Martin to strike out to end the game

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

This

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

zzzzzzzz

BEAT LA
BEAT LA
BEAT LA

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Never let this ump work a KZone game again

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome.

Russell Martin is on deck. Please, can I have an inside pitch?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMN IT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh jesus.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU SUCK UMP

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Motherfuck these umps

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

give me a fuckin break

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS IN SANE

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

someone should seriously fuck this ump up right about now

by sfoakbay on Aug 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I know some guys that could make this happen

You know, just saying

by SuckitRusselMartin on Aug 12, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU SUCK UMP

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

not again….out by a foot

by justhangin on Aug 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH WOTUS!

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Another freaking call? Christ.

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Wotus ejected!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF GODDAMNIT THESE UMPS AREBULLSHIT

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

THESE UMPIRES SUCK

by 49er16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum

for Manager.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

This

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Merope’s laptop just went through the window…

by Merope on Aug 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

really?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

please let this be true!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOTUS OUT

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Ump just said a naughty word. Eject him!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck you blue

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

How many guys get tossed before Cain is the manager?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Baer is managing?

How can this be?

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Aug 12, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

pound it pound it

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m just gonna not say anything because i’ll just piss people off here again

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

lets see Aurelia as manager

by justhangin on Aug 12, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

who is the manager now? Shawon?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Worst umpiring this whole series is a fucking joke, spare me, why are they being paid???

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

ANOTHER BLOWN CALL AT FIRST!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

what just happened?

Im watching this game from my comp…

Timmy is my Man-crush

by Fan from Sac on Aug 12, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Furcal out at first by half a step

Ump called him safe.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 12, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW THE HELL IS THIS GAME NOT RIGGED?
SERIOUSLY…

by Merope on Aug 12, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Wasnt even fucking close. Holy shit this is fucking retarded

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

UNFUCKINGBELIEVEABLE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

INTRODUCING MANAGER SHAWON DUNSTON!! SWING, MY PRETTIES, SWING!!!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 12, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

MILLER FOR MANAGER!!!!

by tocororo on Aug 12, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

at least we've got 50k+ witnesses!!

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 12, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY BETTER FUCKING STRIKE OUT THESE MOTHERFUCKING BITCHES

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

DP

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Just so fucking terrible

Pathetic and terrible, horrid crew.

by NHL84 on Aug 12, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY FUCKING GOD

What the fuck is with these umps? Are they fucking blind? I have never seen such fucking incompetence.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 12, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

This ump thinks its all about him

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

If I were Bochy, I would have a very interesting press conference calling otu the umpires, fines be damned.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Little League qualtiy umpires. Jesus fucking christ.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

YES FLAN!!

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

lets get two

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

THE FLANNERY ERA BEGINS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

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"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Aug 12, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY

STRIKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER OUT

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT RUSSEL MARTIN

BEAT LA
BEAT LA
BEAT LA

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH THIS FUCKER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s an ad on MLB.tv for an umpire camp. Sign these guys up.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

By my count thats 5 blown calls at 1st this series

by justhangin on Aug 12, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

This whole umpiring crew should be retired.

I would send a video of their “highlights” from this series to the league office. It makes a joke of MLB.

by nofreetime on Aug 12, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

THIRD OUT!

GAME OVER!

Oh, wait.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT RUSSEL MARTIN

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

mangled up in blue

mirite?

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Plunk martin just for shits and giggles

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

hey?

is this game a “must win”?

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Aug 12, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE WAS OUT

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA
BEAT LA
BEAT LA
BEAT LA

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez. Scares me.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOOOOOO SO CLOSE

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

wow strong arm.. lol

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

That scared the shit out of me

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

nice throw AU

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Worst umpiring crew I’ve ever seen.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 12, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 12, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

that ball really carried…looked like a lazy pop up off the bat

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 12, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

You know this game is gonna go extra innings…I’ve known it for at least 4 innings now but was afraid to speak it out loud.

by nofreetime on Aug 12, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

and you pick NOW to be the time to say it???

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET OUT

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

if they win NEVER COME BACK

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you, shithead

FUCK YOU

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

GTFO NOSTRODAMUS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy crap, was that as close as GameCast made it out to be?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

it carried a lot further than anyone thought it should have

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to say

The emotion from the giants is awesome right now, everyone pumped up

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m gonna need therapy after this game

by kimmyg on Aug 12, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

CROWD IS SICK

WOULD BE SO LEGIT TO HEAR BEAT LA! IN THE NLCS

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

Even with all the crappy umpire calls, Giants did not cash in on many, many chances

by nofreetime on Aug 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

one more out, one more out, one more out…
/repeating to self as i rock in a corner

Timmy is my Man-crush

by Fan from Sac on Aug 12, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY

STRIKE THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT!

by jordanovich on Aug 12, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA
BEAT LA
BEAT LA

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKE THIS FUCKER OUT

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim…..FINISH HIM!!!!!!!

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY

STRIKE THE FUCK OUTTA HIM

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

BEAT LA
BEAT LA
BEAT LA
BEAT LA

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY

STRIKE THE FUCK OUTTA HIM

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

one strike away

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA!!!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Split?

Didn’t even know Lincecum had one

by Kestrel76 on Aug 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s his main K-Pitch

by Uncle Russel on Aug 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Aug 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

HERE COMES THE SPLIT

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

MURDER THIS BUM

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA! BEAT LA! BEAT LA! BEAT LA!!!!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I DON’T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

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by peetah on Aug 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

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by californianotter on Aug 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDDDDAAAAAMMNNNN IT

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FML

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by kimmyg on Aug 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THE UMPS!!!!!!!!!!!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMN IT

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKK

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU UMPS

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

WTFFFFFFF

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by californianotter on Aug 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU UMPS

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

by jordanovich on Aug 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

This is a game where you can blame the game partly on the ump, what bullshit

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFF

Who said the UMPS don’t cost the giants wins? WHO said that?

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

zz

GOD FGNANMIT

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by Uncle Russel on Aug 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

This game should be over.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GAWD I HATE YOU UMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

WHERE IS DONAHEY

sp?

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 12, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously…
how can you screw up this bad, this often?

by Merope on Aug 12, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck these umps

fuck them good and hard in their goddamned fucking asses. Holy fucking shit they cost us the game

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck the umps

god dammit

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 12, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

whatthefuckever

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I am flying to San Francisco to fuck that umpire up. Has to be done

by SuckitRusselMartin on Aug 12, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

beat him for all of us

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 12, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

brb x’ing myself

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 12, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

This will end well

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Timmy yells fuck you! before they go to commercial.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, Tim's out

I want Manny beaned STAT.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

thats a shame….great job Tim

by justhangin on Aug 12, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

SCREW IT

I hope Wilson plunks Manny right in the ovaries.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck it dude, i agree

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN DAMN DAMN

Even Krukow says this one’s tied “thanks to the umpires”. Just awful.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 12, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

//WRISTS

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

this is a fucking travesty

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 12, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Tar and feather the umps.

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 12, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I wasn't even this pissed when they called the 2002 WS after 5 games!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I AM FURIOUS RIGHT NOW

by kimmyg on Aug 12, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

way past furious

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had the dancing mascots queued up and everything :(

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Your fault.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And YOU, you ASSHAT …it’s mUndane… NOT mOndane get it right or STFU

by Merope on Aug 12, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahah i always get pissed at that!

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any chance Wilson walks Manny on purpose to get to Blake?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

i hope so.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 12, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t risk the fuck outta that

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst. Series. Ever

by tocororo on Aug 12, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

this

needs to be rectified. it was like this all series

by kornstar2004 on Aug 12, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Great job Tim

FUCK YOU UMPS

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Aug 12, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum will never get to 13 wins.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

not with dodger whores for umpires

Timmy is my Man-crush

by Fan from Sac on Aug 12, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, it’s unlucky anyway. Right? RIGHT?

by chilibean_3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont think they should have taken him out.

by Uncle Russel on Aug 12, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if he loses the Cy Young because of that?

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

one more hit, one more “earned” run. one less CG. one less win.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck this team too for not scoring more runs

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB will never do it

But these umps need to be publically called out for their FLAGRANT incompetence.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

im at least hoping ESPN kinda covers it

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Bochy should say something, fines be damned. Someone needs to.

by kdl on Aug 12, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll do it.
Somebody better do it.

by Merope on Aug 12, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll donate money to help pay off the fines, if need be. Something needs to be said.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 12, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is pissing me off. I have never been this fucking angry at an officiating crew before. And the Dodgers. But mainly the umps, who are so fucking pathetic that I honestly don’t know strong enough words to convey my emotions at this moment.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 12, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s up with this 13th win?! we can’t get either one of these boys over this hump!

by dogdays on Aug 12, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

If the Giants win, I am considering this series to be split. The Dodgers didn’t have win any games twice.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 12, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

the only thing that could make this all right is if Wilson somehow gets to plunk Casey Blake and we still win

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 12, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I was hoping that watching the game w/o my computer would keep me from RAGING BUT GOOD GOD I WANT TO MURDER SOMEONE RIGHT NOW AND IT’S THE FIRST BASE UMPIRE.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

DON’T FORGET THE SECOND BASE UMPIRE AND THE HOME PLATE UMPIRE

Really, they should just all be put out of our misery.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 12, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

here comes the walk...

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

yea, there’s the walk…. jeeze

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

UMPS

If they get the Schierholtz safe at first call right – how many more runs do the giants score that inning?
And of course, they gifted an extra out and a runner to the Dodgers this inning.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU MANNY, SIT DOWN

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Man

Flannery gonna get tossed too?

by Kestrel76 on Aug 12, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD TRANNY

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 12, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT MANNY

Like it matters, now.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD MANNY, you punk ass biiiiitch

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 12, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

WICKID SLIDER

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Aug 12, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

just got back from work

why are they saying the umps cost us the game?

by atxgiantsfan on Aug 12, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

if you wanna get pissed off tonight, watch the giants game replayed at 6...

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 12, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

live in austin, i have mlb.tv, what inning?

by atxgiantsfan on Aug 12, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm...

i don’t know. there were like 4-5 blown calls the whole game. one was the call that allowed the tying run to get on base (wasn’t even close)… and an almost brawl in the 5th or 6th inning. i dont remember. the inning where we scored. lol. =/

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game should be over.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Here I am, a grown man, literally screaming obscenities at my television.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Being at work is what’s keeping me from going ballistic.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

how do you watch from work, btw?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m listening to Gameday Audio.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh no kidding

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Working from hme FTW!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wish I could, too, but I have small children who shouldn’t learn those words yet nearby.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 12, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, you’re not a grown man.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, and that.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 12, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're raising them as Giants fans, right?

They’ll need those words sooner or later…

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by EliminateMe on Aug 12, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course. But I’m not sure I want the preschool teachers asking why my little girl says things like “What the fuck, ump?!”

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

weve all been there…

Timmy is my Man-crush

by Fan from Sac on Aug 12, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s two of us screaming here, the cat is hiding somewhere.

by Merope on Aug 12, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your cat is not a gamer.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 12, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm doing the same with a bat in my hands

I’m afraid of what will happen if the Giants lose

by jordanovich on Aug 12, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Only I shouldn’t because I’m afraid I’ll owe my roommate a new computer by the end of the hour

by SuckitRusselMartin on Aug 12, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

So who is the acting manager right now?

by dogdays on Aug 12, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Flannery

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then who is third base coach?

How will Velez know when to run and when not to run?

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

idk

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, manager and third base coach, Tim Flannery

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is this Triple A ?

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by nvsfg on Aug 12, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flannery

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shawon Dunston!!!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 12, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, what I wouldn’t give to see Lou Seal go ballistic on the umps. that would be incredible.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lou Seal was taunting the umps from the top of the dugout.

by Merope on Aug 12, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to use the umpiring as an excuse but it’s been an absolute joke this series – every single close call at first has gone against the Giants.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

they don’t even have to be close.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t watching at the time but I saw the replay of the Schierholtz call and it was fucking ridiculous. He was safe by a full two steps.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

In this case, it’s not an excuse.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

walk off home rune line up

best chance from Sanchez, Panda, Money, Nate and Ishi.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m feelin some good vibes right now

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t like our odds if we don’t finish it this inning.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hate that we now have to have our offense win this game

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 12, 2009 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate

that even if they do, Tim won’t get the win.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

the first step

is refusing to acknowledge that wins (and losses) can be assigned to pitchers.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Aug 12, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now

Get Timmy…the fucking win…or I swear to God…I’m done with baseball….

Until the post-game thread.

by Wazl on Aug 12, 2009 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, he was taken out?

by Wazl on Aug 12, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...

I guess that’s a (minor) silver lining. I turned off the TV immediately after the base hit that was the tying run, calmed myself down, and didn’t turn it on until after I wrote that comment.

by Wazl on Aug 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember that time Brian Wilson came in and took away the chance at tthe13th win?

by dogdays on Aug 12, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never seen such an incompetent umpiring crew. A legitimate threat would be inappropriate, so I’ll go with this: I want to spit in Gary Darling’s face

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 12, 2009 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re very consistent – every call at first base is wrong in the Dodger’s favor. Terrible is not the same as inconsistent.

by sprdelfin on Aug 12, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

reread what I said

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 12, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

so is this how the Dodgers have such a good record? I never watch them play, but holy shit. Maybe they just survive on HORRIBLE FUCKING CALLS. Have they had ANY calls go against them today?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone needs to give Timmy a Choco Taco to calh him down

by tocororo on Aug 12, 2009 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this the most poorly umpired series you’ve ever seen?

I’ve been watching baseball for 20 years and I can’t even think of a close 2nd.

by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Aug 12, 2009 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve been watching MLB for over 30 years and I agree this is the worst series I’ve ever seen.

by nofreetime on Aug 12, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't even see/hear todays game..

but yes it is.

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Aug 12, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh boy, it’s time for the Giants hitters to swing out of their shoes every AB and hit weak pop ups.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2009 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

This game needs a pablo walk off

by Lobsterkite on Aug 12, 2009 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

GO PANDA GO

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone should make a punch Gary Darling app for the Iphone.

I’d pay 10 bucks for it.

by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Aug 12, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

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