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whats the diffence between Uribe and a sack of shit?
The sack
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions
DIAF DODGERS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Too soon?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
Is it too late to get Aurilia in to throw a pitch at someone?
That would be an acceptable solution for all concerned
by bobnothing on Aug 12, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
THIS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
It wouldnt hurt a fly
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
he has become aaron cook
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Absolutley
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I hope the Giants score 12 runs in this half-inning week.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
GRRR I AM SO ANGRY. SCORE RUNS TO ALLEVIATE MY ANGER
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
You know
It always struck me as kind of dumb that, in baseball, you can get away with throwing at a guy – unless the other team did it first.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
RALLY I BEAT YOU BEFORE, I'LL BEAT YOU AGAIN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
wINNNNNNNNNN
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Fuck, I wish he was in this game.
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Shut the hell up Martin, you ass.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
nice walk
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
YEAH!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Lol sign in crowd
“id let lincecum date my girlfriend”
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
SUCK IT DODGERS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
It is true that these umpires suck big time, but the Giants have no one to blame but themselves for there pathetic offense.
we don't have a good enough offense to battle both the umps and dodgers
They need to do their fucking job
No they can blame extra outs on the Umps
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Yes
but some of that has been baserunners being called out when they were safe
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
DUH ZORAK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
jeeeeeesus christ
the only guy on our team who can get a hit and we ask him to bunt
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
c’mon
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
What the hell? Why the fuck did they bunt?!?!?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Miller:
“Velez completely screws up that bunt.”
Love Miller
Velez better steal 2nd to make up for that
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
I'll be happy
if he doesn’t get picked off.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Velez has been destroying the ball lately
WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE BUNT
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
ikr
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa, True Blue LA is going crazy
2 gameday threads!?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
DO NOT QUESTION THEIR FANDOM!
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 12, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
BLUE RAGE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
bah
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
fuckity fuck fuck
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions
Mr. F(ail)
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions
WELCOME TO THE GIANTS!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Ugh
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Moley Moley Moley
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions
I blame your new thread
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
HMM I WONDER IF THEYRE GONNA SCORE HERE
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Pretty difficult to score when there are 3 outs
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
meant the dodgers
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Somewhere Austin Powers is very disappointed
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions
I’ve gotten approximately zero work done since the benches cleared.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Oh, you're Lisa Stevens.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I don't think my Dodger Hate has ever been this high
I’m redirecting all my other anger – Uribe, Bochy, the umps – right at Suck It Russell Martin.
It’s really stressful tbh
Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.
I’m confused as to why Panda got angry at being hit.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
FUCK THE DODGERS
That’s why.
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
just getting home. wow 4 threads already!! listened to most of the game on the radio. how is everyone feeling about the game so far?
No one here gets out alive.
the fans in the mexico usa game just throw hella trash at the usa players anytime they are near the sidelines lmao
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
Is there a channel this is on?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
on comcast
i have it on a free preview for mun2
by kornstar2004 on Aug 12, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone on True Blue LA said earlier than Randy Johnson is likely done for good. Last I checked, he was maybe coming back in September as a reliever. Did I miss something or was that guy full of it?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
SUCK IT ANDRE ETHIER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Wait, my attention wavered – why is Ethier pissed?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
EAT it EAThier
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT MANNY RAMIREZ
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
lol manny had the homerun look.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
BIG OUT
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
That was scary...
even scarier than a URIBE at bat
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
He hit one about half way up the bleachers last night
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Against Medders, though.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
I don't like Medders.
Walks around with his nose in the air…

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 12, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
…a lot.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 12, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Throw balls, [Giants pitcher]
There’s something we don’t hear too much.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
TIMMY
FINISH HIM
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
around 83
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
88
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
109
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
FINNISH HYMN!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD FAILBEARD MAN
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
give it up blake!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
STFD
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
SUCK IT POOP-LOVING CASEY BLAKE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FUCK SIT THE DOWN
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
someone on this team has got to be
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
best skit
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha
Every time I look at Blake I just picture him in a green polo shirt giving a tour of an insect exhibit to 3rd graders on a field trip
i can’t believe the mexican fans there. throwing beer bottles and trash at donovan on those corner kicks
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 12, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
welcome to countries where people actually give a shit about soccer. Not condoning the idiocy..but pretty much everywhere else in the world, that shit happens at soccer games
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
i dont know what’s worse – throwing shit or those horns the South Africans play at their games
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 12, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuckcandle
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
arsefucking candlewit
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
so john miller was going crazy about the two blown calls at second and first base. wtf?
No one here gets out alive.
indeed, they were terrible.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
terrible tuurrrible
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
jusss tuuurible
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
thats what she said
Plotting the ultimate demise of Gore51 (never met him, I dunno he could be swell) so as to adopt Kyle Nicholson.
by Whiteteaandpoptarts on Aug 12, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats What She Said
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
u ded dog
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
thats what sabean said
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
pro tip.
when you see some random acronym on this forum and you have no idea what it means. just type it into google.
….. not that I have ever had to do that.
No one here gets out alive.
pro tip ii
dont click on the urban dictionary link while at work
Plotting the ultimate demise of Gore51 (never met him, I dunno he could be swell) so as to adopt Kyle Nicholson.
by Whiteteaandpoptarts on Aug 12, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Anagram of "TWSS"
SWST
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
he’s pouting
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
What the hell is going on with Bengie today
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 12, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
he
HAD THE TALK
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Kuip.. Why would we not want Bengie to walk here?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
hahaha kruk
had to stipulate his bet
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
This
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Right now the only consistent winning team in the bay, so i’ll take winning over losing, and it’s a matter of time before they win the cup, so eat shit! :) Is that Joe for your pic?
Who cares? I’d argue it’s worse that a team with high expectation completely fails then teams who you don’t expect much from
So basically, if the giants don’t make it, you won’t be pissed right? i won’t be, because i didn’t expect them to be there anyway, but the Sharks? Dude, as a bay area fan, i’ll take what i can get from them, and they’re the only consistent good team here in the Bay, Warriors? here and there, Giants? not really lately, A’s? nope, Raiders? nope, niners? nope, soccer? nope so whatever
if i wasn't a giants fan
i wouldn’t know how to cope with being a sharks fan.
Seriously. And my pic is of Torrey Mitchell, the third liner who was out all last season with a broken leg. Fastest skater in the league, IMO.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
He was out from the second day of training camp until the third game of the playoffs. It sucked, because it severely decreased the depth on the third line and made Marleau, Pavelski, Michalek, etc. play more minutes on the penalty kill.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Well, he’ll come back and get things rolling this year, and hopefully the sharks have a little bit of toughness because they just haven’t had any kind of toughness the last few years in the playoffs, they just get walked on all the time
Oh, he was one of the few consistent performances in the playoffs in those four games he played, I’m not worried about him. And the Sharks got rid of most of the third and fourth line players that were problems (Grier, Goc, Plihal), so I’m definitely optimistic about this season.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Kinda liked Grier, but yea they had to go, and now with all the trade speculations involving thornton?
Grier was getting pretty slow at the end there, which was severely hurting his defense. And since he has a harder time scoring than the Giants, it made sense to let him go.
And Doug Wilson already stated that Thornton and Boyle are the only two safe (but I’m guessing Setoguchi and Pavelski are as well just because of their cheap contracts). Marleau is the one with all the rumors surrounding him, hence my sig.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Eat Shit
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHA
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
GROUNDOUT ATTACK!!!
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions
Have you done an anagram of “SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN”?
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
EJECT TRONCOSO
He just beaned Martin!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.
Hopefully they file a grievance for these calls
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
7 walks?
holy shit. Bizzaro Giants
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
A new leaf!!!!
opleaseopleaseopleaseoplease
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
well
it’s not exactly good
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Just realized Baggs wrote this in yesterday's postgame notes
I wouldn’t be surprised to see a few beanballs in the series finale. For one, Brian Wilson hasn’t pitched yet, and we know he and his teammates aren’t happy with Casey Blake. Also, while it didn’t look to be intentional, Pablo Sandoval took some chin music in the ninth inning.
But more than anything, the Giants are desperate for a spark. You can argue it’s juvenile, testosterone-fueled behavior, and I couldn’t disagree. But a good ol’ benches-clearing incident can do wonders to bring a team together.
Again, I’m not encouraging or condoning that kind of behavior. But I’ve seen it work too many times to dispute its efficacy.
They were just doing it to bring the team together!
let's go
trishykawa
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
what's scary
is that I recognize that picture as “fattest twins” from the Guiness Book of World records circa 1980.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
Youngsters
Sandoval, Schierholtz, Lewis, Ishikawa, and Lincecum combine for 6 walks
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 12, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
I would exactly cal LEwis a youngster.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
for the Giants, 28 is young?
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 12, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Anagrams of "Suck It Russell Martin"
Ultra cretinism sulks
I’m slickest ultra runs
Truest criminals sulk
Clumsier ultra stinks
Stark, clumsier insult
Scarier numskull tits
Truer skill: Scum Stain
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
more like
anaOUNCE
mirite
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
im going with:
Scarier numskull tits
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
I dig the last one.
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
why aren't there any wiernershnitzles in SF?
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions
Ball 1 and Strike 1 (looking) to Ishi in the exact same spot. FAIL.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
Is Zorak really a better CF than Winn?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
I kindly request that you finish him.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 12, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions
Request=Granted
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
STFD LONELY JIM
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
cmon tim, quick inning so we can let u go the 9th
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT JAMES LONEY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
TOSS HIM PLZ
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
LOLney
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions
suck it loney
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions
Timmy's greatness
Even transcends umpire bribes.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
that was a strike to Giants hitters last inning. Fuck Lolney
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions
LOINEY?
Intentional or not, I like it!
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD KEMP
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
SUCK IT MATT KEMP
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
there's a chance kruk gets fined
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
he keeps questioning the umps, doesn't that sometimes warrant a fine?
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
Don’t they partly work for MLB though?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
they work for the team, not the MLB
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
He might not be saying as many things as this announcer, but there’s still a chance.
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
Take your seat you bum
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 12, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions
Timmy turning on his Strike Out button
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
SIT MEIN KEMPF
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions
1 more MLB homer than any of them!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
5!!
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
He took care of them “Crazy” Joe Davola style.
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM, FINISH THIS INNING, FINISH THIS GAME, FINISH THE DODGERS
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 12, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions
FINNISH HYMN!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD EVERYBODY
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
VELEZ!
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
This
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT ORLANDO HUDSON!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
SIT THE FUKLDFKL#@$KL:K@:$LLK#@:
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
SIT THE FUCK DOWN, O-BITCH
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
U DED O-DAWG
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
Dammit, the video on MLB.tv freezes right before every strikeout pitch.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
It cant handle the awesome
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
1-800-NEW-TOES
LOL. New most high-larious KNBR ad.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Yep.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
dude your toes are so gross
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
109
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
absofuckinglutely
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
without doubt
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
If we score another run here...
I kind of want to see Wilson go out there and plunk Casey Blake.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
If Casey Blake comes up to bat next innning
then we’re probably losing
I don’t know, I kind of want to see Wilson bean a Dodger.
by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 12, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
put in Howry
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I never thought I could feel this way about another dude....
But Timmy makes it pretty frickin’ hard for me.
XOXOXOXO

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