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LA must be beaten.



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need moar runz

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 12, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

whats the diffence between Uribe and a sack of shit?

The sack

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL, I like the old lawyer joke.

by 49er16 on Aug 12, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that photo byline as Ben Maggot. But that’s probably the ump’s name.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

DIAF DODGERS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought that was going to be an inside the park home run.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Too soon?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it too late to get Aurilia in to throw a pitch at someone?

That would be an acceptable solution for all concerned

by bobnothing on Aug 12, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

THIS

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wouldnt hurt a fly

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

These Umps suck!!!!!

by 49er16 on Aug 12, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously these umps need to be reprimanded….This has been a travesty

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Absolutley

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

How ’bout we just catapult them into the bay? Lead shoes and all.

by Merope on Aug 12, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope the Giants score 12 runs in this half-inning

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 12, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope the Giants score 12 runs in this half-inning week.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope they score 12 runs in the next 5 games

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy big fly

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
bok bok bok... BOCOCK!

by capnk on Aug 12, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the new thread...

Same as the old thread…

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

GRRR I AM SO ANGRY. SCORE RUNS TO ALLEVIATE MY ANGER

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Not you!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know

It always struck me as kind of dumb that, in baseball, you can get away with throwing at a guy – unless the other team did it first.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY I BEAT YOU BEFORE, I'LL BEAT YOU AGAIN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

wINNNNNNNNNN

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck, I wish he was in this game.

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

mexigoal

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 12, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Shut the hell up Martin, you ass.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

throw him out.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice walk

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol sign in crowd

“id let lincecum date my girlfriend”

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon, Velez. Hit one into the cove.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT DODGERS

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

F—- Lincecum, dude, I’m sick and tired of how he cheats the game.

by Wazl on Aug 12, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

This makes more sense now that I saw the walk.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is true that these umpires suck big time, but the Giants have no one to blame but themselves for there pathetic offense.

by nofreetime on Aug 12, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

No they can blame extra outs on the Umps

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their team RISP is 1-9. That is just… wrong.

by kdl on Aug 12, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

but some of that has been baserunners being called out when they were safe

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmeh

Best plate discipline on the team?

by irwin on Aug 12, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

DUH ZORAK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

jeeeeeesus christ

the only guy on our team who can get a hit and we ask him to bunt

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell? Why the fuck did they bunt?!?!?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Miller:

“Velez completely screws up that bunt.”

Love Miller

by BobSacamano on Aug 12, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez better steal 2nd to make up for that

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

and thrid and home

by tocororo on Aug 12, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be happy

 if he doesn’t get picked off.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez needs to steal 2nd now

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Better steal second now.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez has been destroying the ball lately

WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE BUNT

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

ikr

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, True Blue LA is going crazy

2 gameday threads!?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

You went there?
I hope you disinfected your computer.

by Merope on Aug 12, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO NOT QUESTION THEIR FANDOM!

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 12, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLUE RAGE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FOR FUCK SAKE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

bah

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FAILchez

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 12, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

fuckity fuck fuck

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

F. Sanchez

The F stands for fail.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 12, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

WELCOME TO THE GIANTS!!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 12, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Moley Moley Moley

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame your new thread

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

HMM I WONDER IF THEYRE GONNA SCORE HERE

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty difficult to score when there are 3 outs

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

meant the dodgers

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somewhere Austin Powers is very disappointed

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing we bunted over the runner.

Oh, yeah. My bad.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to take the bat out of the hands of one of your only players who is hitting the ball. It is bad enough that we don’t have any offense, even worse when the hot players are bunting.

by nofreetime on Aug 12, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve gotten approximately zero work done since the benches cleared.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Same here.. not going to miss anything!

Everybody loves money

by fwoty oz on Aug 12, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, you're Lisa Stevens.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't think my Dodger Hate has ever been this high

I’m redirecting all my other anger – Uribe, Bochy, the umps – right at Suck It Russell Martin.

It’s really stressful tbh

Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.

by Sammy Danger on Aug 12, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m confused as to why Panda got angry at being hit.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

2nd hit of the game and happened right after Velez’s clean but hard hit on Martin.

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 12, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THE DODGERS

That’s why.

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

not to mention he took one over the head last night in the 9th..I’d be pissed, too

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 12, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

just getting home. wow 4 threads already!! listened to most of the game on the radio. how is everyone feeling about the game so far?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Is there a channel this is on?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. I’m not in California, so I guess I’m SOL.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

on comcast

i have it on a free preview for mun2

by kornstar2004 on Aug 12, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone on True Blue LA said earlier than Randy Johnson is likely done for good. Last I checked, he was maybe coming back in September as a reliever. Did I miss something or was that guy full of it?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s certainly a chance.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots here think he’s gone for good too.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

There Dodger fans. They are full of shit.

by 49er16 on Aug 12, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh stop it.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT ANDRE ETHIER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, my attention wavered – why is Ethier pissed?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Cause he’s a reprobate, and probably inbred.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 12, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He found out that he got traded back to the A’s.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andre Ethier looks taller than 6’2

by superk1ng on Aug 12, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

EAT it EAThier

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT MANNY RAMIREZ

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by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Admiring his out!

by superk1ng on Aug 12, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I still wet myself a little.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 12, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol manny had the homerun look.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 12, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought he got it

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG OUT

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

did that first pitch almost hit him?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Not close, but he almost ducked forward into it

by nofreetime on Aug 12, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two Hands Fred

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That was scary...

even scarier than a URIBE at bat

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t even make it to the warning track..Sorry Manny not on the roids anymore

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

He hit one about half way up the bleachers last night

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Against Medders, though.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like Medders.

Walks around with his nose in the air…

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 12, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

…a lot.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 12, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw balls, [Giants pitcher]

There’s something we don’t hear too much.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 12, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to look at these.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIMMY

FINISH HIM

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t like this Blake guy. Get him out, kthanx.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone got the pitch count for Timmy?

I really don’t want to see the bullpen today.

by otis29 on Aug 12, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

At this pace he could pitch a CG easy

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

inevitably he’ll be ejected for putting one in Martin’s earhole

by dogdays on Aug 12, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

around 83

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

88

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINNISH HYMN!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD FAILBEARD MAN

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

give it up blake!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT POOP-LOVING CASEY BLAKE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK SIT THE DOWN

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum is PUMPED UP

by tocororo on Aug 12, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

someone on this team has got to be

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’m in love with Tim Lincecum.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

nothing to be ashamed of.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

New sign:

“Forget the girlfriend, I’d let Lincecum date me.”

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good inning Tim, even if Manny’s AB was a little scary.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 12, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Casey Blake looks like a dude who would work at a zoo

by jordanovich on Aug 12, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Fellow Pictures, Images and Photos

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

best skit

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Every time I look at Blake I just picture him in a green polo shirt giving a tour of an insect exhibit to 3rd graders on a field trip

by jordanovich on Aug 12, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can’t believe the mexican fans there. throwing beer bottles and trash at donovan on those corner kicks

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 12, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

welcome to countries where people actually give a shit about soccer. Not condoning the idiocy..but pretty much everywhere else in the world, that shit happens at soccer games

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 12, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont know what’s worse – throwing shit or those horns the South Africans play at their games

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 12, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Spain they once threw a pigs head at a player (IT was Luis Figo because he transfered from Barcleona to Real madrid

Throwing Shit is worse, horns are annoying

by tocororo on Aug 12, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

U.S. just lost to Mexico

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Casey Blake: Fuckwit or Arsecandle or both?

by tocororo on Aug 12, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuckcandle

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

arsefucking candlewit

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Aug 12, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pocket fisherman

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

so john miller was going crazy about the two blown calls at second and first base. wtf?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

indeed, they were terrible.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 12, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

terrible tuurrrible

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 12, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

jusss tuuurible

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wish i could see a replay of castro trying to tag sandovol without the ball in his glove

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats what she said

Plotting the ultimate demise of Gore51 (never met him, I dunno he could be swell) so as to adopt Kyle Nicholson.

by Whiteteaandpoptarts on Aug 12, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats What She Said

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ask Michael Scott.

by kdl on Aug 12, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s What She Said

by 49er16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

u ded dog

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats what sabean said

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

pro tip.

when you see some random acronym on this forum and you have no idea what it means. just type it into google.

….. not that I have ever had to do that.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

pro tip ii

dont click on the urban dictionary link while at work

Plotting the ultimate demise of Gore51 (never met him, I dunno he could be swell) so as to adopt Kyle Nicholson.

by Whiteteaandpoptarts on Aug 12, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anagram of "TWSS"

SWST

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

could we see a 2 walk game from Molina?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 12, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Uhh guys..

What’s got into Bengie?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s pouting

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT WAS A BALL!

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell is going on with Bengie today

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 12, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

he

HAD THE TALK

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip.. Why would we not want Bengie to walk here?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

He's slow

and it means an auto-gidp

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 12, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN IT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

3-0 to a ground out

/sigh

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we please stop showing Sharks chokers during our ABs?

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

This

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 12, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right now the only consistent winning team in the bay, so i’ll take winning over losing, and it’s a matter of time before they win the cup, so eat shit! :) Is that Joe for your pic?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooooooo consistent regular season winning…..Do 1st and 2nd round playoff exits do it for you?

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any other team in the bay get that far? now shut it

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabrecats, now you shut it

by dogdays on Aug 12, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA! good point! i’ll shut up now

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

No more Sabrecats, there are always the Redwoods though.

by Merope on Aug 12, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a Sharks fan and all but it’s hard to be happy about their performance.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who cares? I’d argue it’s worse that a team with high expectation completely fails then teams who you don’t expect much from

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

So basically, if the giants don’t make it, you won’t be pissed right? i won’t be, because i didn’t expect them to be there anyway, but the Sharks? Dude, as a bay area fan, i’ll take what i can get from them, and they’re the only consistent good team here in the Bay, Warriors? here and there, Giants? not really lately, A’s? nope, Raiders? nope, niners? nope, soccer? nope so whatever

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

if i wasn't a giants fan

i wouldn’t know how to cope with being a sharks fan.

by druncan on Aug 12, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. And my pic is of Torrey Mitchell, the third liner who was out all last season with a broken leg. Fastest skater in the league, IMO.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 12, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice! he was out most of last season wasnt he? hope he comes back strong this year

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was out from the second day of training camp until the third game of the playoffs. It sucked, because it severely decreased the depth on the third line and made Marleau, Pavelski, Michalek, etc. play more minutes on the penalty kill.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 12, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he’ll come back and get things rolling this year, and hopefully the sharks have a little bit of toughness because they just haven’t had any kind of toughness the last few years in the playoffs, they just get walked on all the time

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, he was one of the few consistent performances in the playoffs in those four games he played, I’m not worried about him. And the Sharks got rid of most of the third and fourth line players that were problems (Grier, Goc, Plihal), so I’m definitely optimistic about this season.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 12, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda liked Grier, but yea they had to go, and now with all the trade speculations involving thornton?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grier was getting pretty slow at the end there, which was severely hurting his defense. And since he has a harder time scoring than the Giants, it made sense to let him go.

And Doug Wilson already stated that Thornton and Boyle are the only two safe (but I’m guessing Setoguchi and Pavelski are as well just because of their cheap contracts). Marleau is the one with all the rumors surrounding him, hence my sig.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 12, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eat Shit

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL RUSSELL MARTIN

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT MARTIN!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 12, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

GROUNDOUT ATTACK!!!

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Have you done an anagram of “SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN”?

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

EJECT TRONCOSO

He just beaned Martin!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Aug 12, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

You can see on the replay that the 1B ump isnt even looking at the bag

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully they file a grievance for these calls

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I was thinking as well. At least he was looking at that baserunner. Was the more important call.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your own team hates you Russell Martin because you suck so hard

by tocororo on Aug 12, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

so dodger relievers aren’t much for strikes?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Schierpatience!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE WALK

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I’m in love with Nate.

by kdl on Aug 12, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate was confused at first

by ryanmiles on Aug 12, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

7 walks?

holy shit. Bizzaro Giants

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 12, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

A new leaf!!!!

opleaseopleaseopleaseoplease

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Aug 12, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

is this bad?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

it’s not exactly good

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

is 1-9 with RISP bad too?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just realized Baggs wrote this in yesterday's postgame notes
I wouldn’t be surprised to see a few beanballs in the series finale. For one, Brian Wilson hasn’t pitched yet, and we know he and his teammates aren’t happy with Casey Blake. Also, while it didn’t look to be intentional, Pablo Sandoval took some chin music in the ninth inning.

But more than anything, the Giants are desperate for a spark. You can argue it’s juvenile, testosterone-fueled behavior, and I couldn’t disagree. But a good ol’ benches-clearing incident can do wonders to bring a team together.

Again, I’m not encouraging or condoning that kind of behavior. But I’ve seen it work too many times to dispute its efficacy.

They were just doing it to bring the team together!

by kimmyg on Aug 12, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

let's go

trishykawa

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

HA! screw you Youkilis

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's scary

is that I recognize that picture as “fattest twins” from the Guiness Book of World records circa 1980.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Aug 12, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie & Pablo

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so glad to see Nate back

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 12, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Youngsters

Sandoval, Schierholtz, Lewis, Ishikawa, and Lincecum combine for 6 walks

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 12, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I would exactly cal LEwis a youngster.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

All sorts of fail there.

I wouldn’t exactly call Lewis a youngster.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anagrams of "Suck It Russell Martin"

Ultra cretinism sulks
I’m slickest ultra runs
Truest criminals sulk
Clumsier ultra stinks
Stark, clumsier insult
Scarier numskull tits
Truer skill: Scum Stain

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Too many to choose from

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anagrams of “Suck It Russell Martin”
Suck It Russell Martin

by tocororo on Aug 12, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

more like

anaOUNCE
mirite

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘Truer Skill: Scum Stain’ is by far the best

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 12, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

im going with:

Scarier numskull tits

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

there must be some website that does this for you. or you have some extra time on your hands.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dig the last one.

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL FAIL FAIL

I’m tired of fail.

by Merope on Aug 12, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

why aren't there any wiernershnitzles in SF?

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball 1 and Strike 1 (looking) to Ishi in the exact same spot. FAIL.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Worst. Umpires. Ever.

by kdl on Aug 12, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kindly request that you finish him.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 12, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Request=Granted

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD LONELY JIM

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT JAMES LONEY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

TOSS HIM PLZ

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT DOWN

THESE UMPS ARE GREAT

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLney

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

suck it loney

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Got away with one there

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

take a seat Loney… you fucking douchebag!

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 12, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Loney: Dude we paid you big money to call this game our way. What do you mean that’s a strike?

by Merope on Aug 12, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy's greatness

Even transcends umpire bribes.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was not a strike but thanks terrible umps!

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

At least one call had to go the Giants way.

by kdl on Aug 12, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was a strike to Giants hitters last inning. Fuck Lolney

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOINEY?

Intentional or not, I like it!

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screw MLB.tv.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Umps get it wrong right

by tocororo on Aug 12, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD KEMP

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT MATT KEMP

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

there's a chance kruk gets fined

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

he keeps questioning the umps, doesn't that sometimes warrant a fine?

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it matters for announcers.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t they partly work for MLB though?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never heard of an announcer getting fined

by superk1ng on Aug 12, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither have i, didn’t think it was possible

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

they work for the team, not the MLB

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He might not be saying as many things as this announcer, but there’s still a chance.

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking that too.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take your seat you bum

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 12, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

natto’s k counter ftw

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy turning on his Strike Out button

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this

Timmy saving his strikeouts for the later innings

by jordanovich on Aug 12, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY’S PISSED

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

God there is soooo much shit talking b/w Giants and Dodger fans on this live stream

by snafu on Aug 12, 2009 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet that’s….interesting?

by chilibean_3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers fans proving once again that they suck teh hardest

by tocororo on Aug 12, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 more MLB homer than any of them!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

More than that.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
bok bok bok... BOCOCK!

by capnk on Aug 12, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

5!!

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

D’oh, I read that as Kuip, not Kruk.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He took care of them “Crazy” Joe Davola style.

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where did you hear that?

by superk1ng on Aug 12, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he said that coming in yesterday that they were giving him a load of crap. There have been a bunch of them hanging around at the entrance by the dugout store every day, and I think that’s where he comes in. He said he just had to take it. I would have told them to SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN.

by kdl on Aug 12, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM, FINISH THIS INNING, FINISH THIS GAME, FINISH THE DODGERS

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 12, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH HYMN!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD EVERYBODY

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim Lincecum

The only Giant worth a shit the last three days!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

VELEZ!

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not for his on field play but Renteria for charging Martin hard

by tocororo on Aug 12, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry position players don’t get respect when they score 5 runs in almost 3 games.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT ORLANDO HUDSON!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

aka BILLY D WILLIAMS

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could’ve sworn MIller just said “Jim Lincecum.”

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUKLDFKL#@$KL:K@:$LLK#@:

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

U DED O-DAWG

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

God.

Lincecum or Schmidt 2003 version?

by Kestrel76 on Aug 12, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I CAN HAZ RUNZ PLZ?

by Merope on Aug 12, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit, the video on MLB.tv freezes right before every strikeout pitch.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 12, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

mine is fine, connection maybe?

by tocororo on Aug 12, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It cant handle the awesome

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

1-800-NEW-TOES

LOL. New most high-larious KNBR ad.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude your toes are so gross

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve had so many problems with my toes dude though, not fungus

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right around 100.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

So does Timmy go out for the 9th?

by superk1ng on Aug 12, 2009 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

absofuckinglutely

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

without doubt

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yesyesyesyes

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 12, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ll probably send Howry.

/throws self down stairs

by kdl on Aug 12, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh yeah

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim does get stronger as the game goes on.

by 49er16 on Aug 12, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we score another run here...

I kind of want to see Wilson go out there and plunk Casey Blake.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, I kind of want to see Wilson bean a Dodger.

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 12, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

put in Howry

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never thought I could feel this way about another dude....

But Timmy makes it pretty frickin’ hard for me.

XOXOXOXO

by tkosmith on Aug 12, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

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