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BEAT L A
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
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hope this thread has runs in it
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY TIME

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I am so confused by this picture.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
so are the kids
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We gonna score 3 runs now...I just feel it
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions
Hello
is it runs you’re looking for?
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions
rally lionel
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
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I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

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And just for old time's sake

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EUGENIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
that's my boy
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions
we can’t go on forever
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
“If Bochy hadn’t already been ejected from the game, he might have gone out there and argued with whoever it was that decided to build a wall that wasn’t tall enough to keep that one in the yard” – Jon Miller
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Steal 3rd please
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions
FBAL
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions
A U
has terrible footwork coming out of the batters box
by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 12, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions
This
KnK mentioned it last night. It takes his speed away on grounders
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RUNZ.EXE
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
LOL Martin
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions
WOOOT THIS!
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YES!
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 12, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
YESS!!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN!!!!!!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions
WTG VELEZ!!! NAILED RUSSEL MARTIN LOL
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Velez coming home,
throw high, martin jumped, velez went down low and up-ended him. Martin came down hard
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http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ganktv
mundanetv rawkz!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT MARTIN... EAT DIRT
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SUCK IT RUSSEL MARTIN
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
F DOT!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions
Suck it martin, kemp
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SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
RUSSELL MARTIN YARD SALE
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HA!
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
bondslegend is now in love with eugenio velez
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it was only a matter of time
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
All three people on True Blue LA are sobbing right now.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
YARDSALE!
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions
Good one, ESPN Gametracker
chances of scoring 2+ runs this inning: 57.46%
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
ATTACK PANDA ATTACKS
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
MAD PANDA
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pablo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
OH SHIT!!JKL#$@KL$:
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FUCK YEAHHHHHHHH
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
Wow, what just happened?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 12, 2009 2:13 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YEAH BABAY
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fuckjgneefggtywtyh63737!
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:13 PM PDT reply actions
FISTICUFFS!
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 12, 2009 2:13 PM PDT reply actions
somebody cue the Mortal Kombat music
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
BEAT LA
BEAT LA
BEAT LA
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BEAT LA LITERALLY
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did he not actually get hit?
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BEAT LA
BEAT LA
BEAT LA
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
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SUCK IT, RUSSEL MARTIN
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SUCK IT, RUSSELL MARTIN!!!
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
Biggest contribution he’s made in weeks.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
Martin's first name starts with J?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
CHOKE LA
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions
they did NOT toss panda! =I
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If they tossed sandoval...OOO FUCK YOU UMPS
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WTF
They can’t toss Pablo!
It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.
fucking BULLSHIT
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions
went towards the mound after the HBP
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FUCK
They tossed Pablo. :(
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
PABLO GOT HIT YOU FUCKTARDS
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FUCK YOU UMPS
YOU TOSSED SANDOVAL FOR GETTING ANGRY HE WAS HIT BY A FUCKING PITCH?
ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Holy shit, are they just going to go ahead
and exchange their check ON THE FUCKING FIELD??? How much did the dodgers pay for this?
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WE BETTER BEAN SOMEONE'S FUCKING HEAD OFF
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
he didn’t go anywhere! it was fucking martin
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WORST UMPIRES EVER
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions
HIT THE GODDAMN UMP IN THE FUCKING HEAD
THIS IS NOT OVER
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Absolutely
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo gets dusted in the 9th last game
Now he gets hit here, and Pablo gets tossed for Martin freaking out? Fucking bullshit.
WHAT THE FCK
Welcome to the Warriors, Stephen Curry, the 2009 NBA Rookie of the Year.
Panda's and Curry in the Bey Area. Who would've known?
Conductor of the "We're Back!" Bandwagon!
GET MAD KRUK
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k good
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
I guess they didn’t eject him afterall
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
PHEW
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OH WAIT?! didn't even get hit?
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not TOSSED?
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
NOT EJECTED
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HE WAS FUCKING HIT THOUGH
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lol
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I blame Ovaltine.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT WHAT ABOUT JETER'S FOOT
i need an update
I hope it's being licked by virgins
it’s the only cure.
AMERICA NEEDS THAT FOOT
THERE WILL BE BLOOD
i reckon
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions
this isnt over
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nice take
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions
PANDA WILL TAKE A WALK BECAUSE HE’S SO MAD
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
LOL walked.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
I am so impressed w/ pablo
he’s pissed and still patient
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Walked him
Thanks for not calling that a HBP, umps – same result, more pitches for MacDonald.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
fuck you ronald macdonald
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions
I'll take it.
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At least Panda got on base
GIDP still set up
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions
6-4-3 Molina at the plate
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo will destroy the 2nd baseman if that happens
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck you too honeycut
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions
I am dead serious
there should be repercussions for these umpires. This is a joke to have a MAJOR LEAGUE GAME called this way.
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seriously
there needs to be a little accountability
by kornstar2004 on Aug 12, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Anything done would be behind the scenes, I’m guessing. And something lame, like not letting them work the World Series.
They’ve got a good racket going (remember the umps that sued to get their jobs back, AFTER THEY QUIT??).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
the whole series has been awful
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
best half inning of the year
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions
The umps are fucking stupid
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Fuck them up, bengie
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can someone please 'splain?
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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Ball hit Sandoval, benches cleared, Russell Martin was a turd, ball wasn’t called HBP.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
so basically
business as usual.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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Pablo got HBP
took a couple steps toward the mound, martin starting chirping, benches clear. Then the umps said he wasn’t hit after all, so he walked in his AB
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Renteria acted like Dalton at the Double Deuece.
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
DEUCE
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
MUST HACK AT FIRST PITCH SLOP
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions
Kruk keeps calling the Giants the Dodgers, and the Dodgers the Giants, and it’s annoying me
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Thats what Bud Light does to ya
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL MARTIN
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We need to throw some in on Martin when he bats. Not hit him. Just brush him back. He’ll flip out and get ejected. And Rent can tackle him before he gets to Tim.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
the listen we need to learn here is SUCK IT RUSSEL MARTIN
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
Lesson?
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Renteria, our Designated Hitter
Double bonus — coldcock Martin, miss 5 games
FUCK IT MOLINA
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
BENGIE SUCKS
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions
GOD YOU FUCKING SUCK YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT
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And then Molina comes in. . .
. . . and swings at pitches 2 feet off the plate.
That’s your Giants clean up hitter.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
/Shawonana applauding
Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head
by titofuentes4 on Aug 12, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
so is he still the clutchest player in the leage, bruce? Shithead
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No DP is a moral victory as far as im concerned
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions
and potentially miss a start
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
u know, i always thought that our left handed batters had such a horrible down and in hole that they’d actually be better vs lefties.
we’ll never know tho cuz of bochy’s rule!
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie Molina...Represents!!
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions
Damn
now everything will cool off. I WANT BLOOOOOD TO FLOW IN THE STREETS
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Torre better take Manny out before the 8th
everybody has to know he’s going to get drilled before the day is over
So, umm…
For those of us without TV/Radio, wtf happened? I’m completely confused. All I’m sure of is “SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN!”
that is all you need to know
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/8/12/987065/gamethread-iii#19591230
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
look up
it’s explained
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velez scored, upended martin (accidentally)
next inning panda gets hit, gets pissed, martin acts like a fag, then renteria comes out to regulate. also, the ball wasnt called a hbp
by kornstar2004 on Aug 12, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Also worth noting
Martin got upended because he was obstructing home plate. Totally his fault.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Yeah, but wasn’t Martin standing on the plate? If he’s gonna be that stoopid, he’s gonna get knocked over.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
So how hard should the FB be that hits Martin?
95? 97? Bring in Merkin JUST to throw one at him.
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WE GOT A CALL!!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 2:25 PM PDT reply actions
SPLITS!!!!
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Sign Jerry Spradlin
just to throw at Suck It Martin
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
safe all over the place!!!!!
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:25 PM PDT reply actions
YEAH BABY!!!!
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FUCK YOU TORRE STFD
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Wow that was a fun altercation
Russell Martin can suck it and did you guys notice that while everyone was fighting mcdonald was standing on the mound like a little bitch…o and thats the fastest ive seen renteria move all year
Grab Some Pine Meat!
No ball in the glove? What are you, in busch league you piece of shit?
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out at first is bullshit
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Bringing the leftie to face Nate?
Read the scouting report Torre.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/players/splits?playerId=28815
"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean
by Smotheredinhugs on Aug 12, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions
Safe at first by a mile
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Nate looked safe at first to me
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions
cheater dodgers lol
WOWW SHIERHOLTZ
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
God these umps are an affront to the team
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Affront to the game*
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GODDAMNNIT
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
Kuip:
Greatness all around
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t usually complain about the umpiring, but this game is just awful. Awful.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
this game?
what about the BS on Monday?
I don’t specifically recall anything from Tuesday but today and Monday. Man.
Monday had its moments, but this inning alone is so very very very bad. Like, can’t even give them the benefit of the doubt bad.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
It looked like Manny got picked off first, but he was called safe (and he probably was).
by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 12, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
yet another terrible fucking call @ first
manny was picked off but called safe
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He should have been out
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
he looked safe to me too
but they owe us at least one fucking break
Arguing the only call that was actually correct. (Pick off attempt while Ramirez was on first – Ishi didn’t tag him).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
This is the series of umpire fuckuppery.
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 12, 2009 2:27 PM PDT reply actions
I’ve never seen so many blown safe at first calls in a single series. just awful.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 2:27 PM PDT reply actions
take it out of the ups hands, guys
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These are the giants offense of umpires
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ray charles could see he was safe
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more rest for timmy
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
FREDEMTION
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
GO FRED HIT THE FUCKING BALL OUT OF HERE
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Ishi
WALKS. should be an RBI too.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
JUST HIT A FUCKING GRAND SLAM AND GET THIS SHIT OVER WITH FRED
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions
take it out of the umps hands!
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yes.
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Jon Miller sez:
THIS IS THE WORST UMPIRING IN THE HISTORY OF THE GAME!
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
so it all come down to fredemption?
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions
panda flashing the dingerz sign
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
I know we joke about it not all being the umps fault
but it’s pretty fucking hard to win a game when baserunners keep getting taken away
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
109%
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
ill take a wild pitch
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions
BEAT LA
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
DONT FUCKING SWING FRED
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BEAT LA
BEAT LA
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
WALKS R SELFIHS!!!!!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
HELLA YEAHHHHHH
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
HELLA YEAHHHHHH
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
attaboy. call fred out at first you stupid ump.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
SUCK IT, DODGERS PITCHER!!!!
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SUCK IT DODGERS
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions
GROUND WALK ATTACK
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comin’ straight from the underground
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Dunston must be miffed right about now
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions
HAHA YESSSS!!!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Memo to Shawon Dunston
Wherever you are,
Fuck you.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions
so am i
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
I think everybody is.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
If he also walks Uribe, I will LOL.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Walk Uribe to get to Lincecum. Makes sense to me!
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
How hard does he blow?
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Aug 12, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
he blow so hard that when he sits around the house, he sits around the house
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
please get on base jose
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
mota = goon squad
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
yup
gonna get ugly
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Is Uribe legally blind???
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions
WTF was Martin chirping about anyway?
He was right on top of the plate. Did he expect Velez to say “excuse me”?
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because suck it, russel martin
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
Fuck U, Ribe.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
I'm nervous
I expect Uribe to end this rally.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
fuck you urine.
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
THIS
just keep getting them out, that’s fine with me
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
Wow, fuck you uribe
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
can we please DFA Uribe in the middle of this game??
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions
Love you Jon Miller. “Uribe has personally stranded 7 runners in the first three innings of the game”
by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 12, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions
That was so anti-climatic
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KEVIN FRANDSEN SEZ HAI GAIZ
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no joke
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously, can Frandsen be any worse??
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
XANTHAN IS THE WRONGEST WRONG THAT HAS EVER WRONGED A WRONG!!!!!!!!!!
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions
Suck it, xanthan!
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STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
What’s that score?
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
playing where?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Stay Violent, You Dicks
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"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions
BOOO
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Fuck this game and FUCK THESE FUCKING UMPIRES
FUCK THE DODGERS. FUCK!!!
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
timmy was saving his strikeouts for this moment.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
fuck
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
philosophical debate: who should be boo'd more, Manny or Russell Martin?
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
Martin
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
both
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
It might be worth it to throw it at Martin, even if he’s ejected.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
It just occurred to me
Have both sides been warned about head hunting? You’d think so, but I don’t remember hearing that.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Question
Is a runner allowed to advance on a groundball? Haven’t seen that play…
Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

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