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Giants refuse to score
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions
I just threw something in a rage
and have no idea what it was
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I blame Uribe.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Yup...
Pitcher struggling with bases loaded and he swings at the first two pitches out of the strike zone.
USA got really defensive after their goal.
by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 12, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Mexico insulted their mother
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SWING CITY!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
that’s some shitty ass baseball right there
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions
GIANTS!
start your journey now, my lord!
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MEXICOOOOOOOO
damn it. when it rains it pours.
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions
The inning started off with a Nate triple and a U.S. goal and finished with a bases loaded fail and a Mexico goal
We lost that inning
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Maybe even 81!
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FRED LEWIS IS THE PROBLEM
Selfishly cheating the game by drawing a walk.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
GO WATCH A MAILMAN!
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Cliff Clavin would have gotten a run home.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
klevin
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kline
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How was that not a strike?!
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its all the umps, right?
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 12, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
they're not helping
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On the other hand, Giants have made Weaver throw 42 pitches through 2 innings
some sort of 09 Giants record, no?
maybe they’ve decided to cheat the game
i must say, having the feed at work is pretty fucking sweet
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions
That last inning
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
nobody until later in the game.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
not til game is decided
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
everyone
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Uribe gettin a lot of work in today
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Headline
Giants Become First Team to Lose in Second Inning
Sabean blames young hitters, promises changes
BUMGARNER 4 ARROYO
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
more bwiefings?
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
more briefing
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
nice
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions
maybe we can win this one
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Nice
3 up, 3 down. Can’t do much better than that.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Who are we hitting?
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Dodgers swinging like they’re the Giants.
30 pitches through 3
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
for those with directv? hd is up
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
*for those with directv, hd is up
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
for those about to rock, we salute you
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i first read that as "porno"
ewwww….
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I noticed that. He really had some fun with that one.
by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 12, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Tower of Power
Isn’t that the band Conte was in!?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
The steroids Conte, I mean, not the kicked-in-junk-by-Pierzynski Conte.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Molina's band would be called Tower of Flour
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
or Tower of Cake
MIRITE?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
white guy high fives!
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If only we had hitters that were above AA level talent
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FAILY sanchez
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lol sharks
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But its the regular season. The Sharks own the regular season.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
TMAC!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I’d swing with balls coming at my eyes too
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
SANDLOLVAL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
must swing at everything
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions
bad panda
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
great. weaver is settling in.
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions
HASP
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HASD*
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I kind of like this new Bengie Molina.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
On the other hand
If all it took to get Molina not to hack at everything was to say, “Dude, how about take a pitch?” then I’ll cry.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
srsly.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
OBP!@!!!!!!!!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
WALK
!?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
LOL WEAVER!!!!!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
MOLINA WALK!!!!!!!!11
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
the sky is falling
bengie took a walk
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
WOW
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WALK!!! HOLY SHIT
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Bengie has walked. The end of times has come.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions
GET HIM IN, JUGGERNATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
same exact pitch as strike 3 last molina AB
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does. not. compute.
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie Walked?
/world ends
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions
Lol this ump is so terrible
that’s been called a strike more than it hasn’t
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HACK!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
MUST SWING AT FIRST PITCH
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions
Is that a hit if someone else was on first?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
HASD
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oh Nate

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by rightcenterfielder on Aug 12, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
61 pitches for Weaver
He hasn’t exceeded 60 pitches in over a month, so this could be his last pitch
They’re on shrooms?
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
Lars
your ship just came in.
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions
Make that
Sandy Koufax?
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Listening to the radio
What was the question?
English soccer link
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Also, I’d imagine that at least some non-English speaking countries don’t call it football, either. What with having their own words and all.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Spanish speaking countries all call it football...
…they just spell it funny.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
Also, in Russian...
…the word is Футбол which is basically ‘football’ in Cyrillic characters. That’s probably true of a number of other languages.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
whats the password?
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
dont know :(
it WAS working, then stopped
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NO
it was an ENGLISH BROADCAST of the USA game. Geez
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You, sir, are worse than Hitler.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
tell us, won’t you, about your pie.
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
What do you folk think of referring to pizza as pie?
I always thought that was kind of weird.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Well, no, a Chicago style pizza is a Chicago style pizza.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Hate it
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll take that if you don't want it.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 12, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I never understood extra cheese. I mean, it’s not like your average pizza is short on cheese to begin with.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Agreed. Also, an observation: there is never enough cheese pizza to go around.
Whenever there is a party, one should always have at least 2/3 of the pizza be plain cheese. There’s always a vegetarian, someone with an allergy, or someone who doesn’t like something—-and cheese pizza is still awesome.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
Yeah, it’s handy at gatherings, but personally, cheese pizza always seemed sort of like a bread sandwich to me. It’s the template, not the finished product.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Good basic ingredients will always trump gimmicky toppings.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
go timmy
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions
James McDonald in Dodgers’ bullpen
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 12, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions
EIEIO
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH THIS BUM
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One Dodgers fan is already too many.
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Good lord
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
bahh
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
fuck
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions
there goes the no no
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prolly a hit anyways... it was a dribbler
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nice
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
TWSS
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
they will if no more hits
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
FINNISH HYMN!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
TIMMY
FINISH HIM
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
Timmy
DRILLISH him
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions
made me laugh
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FINISH MANNY
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STFD
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STFD!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
SUCK IT MANNY RAMIREZ
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SIT THE FUCK DOWN PREGNANT WOMANNY
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
Wow only 2 Ks
kinda crazy
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trying to be economical… he realizes he has to win this one by himself
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Yeah
but Timmy could get 9 Ks on accident in a game.
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FUCK THE DOWN SIT
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SIT THE FUCK DOWWWWWWWWN
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SIT THE FUCK DOWWWWWWWWN
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SIT THE FUCK DOWN
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions
SIT
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by rightcenterfielder on Aug 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions
TIMMY BEING TIMMY
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions
nice
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
boo yah
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lol
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
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I also make music, please check it out
Was that a 21 pitch inning for Tim?
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Anagram of "Manny Ramirez"
REMAIN MR. ZANY
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions
The question is why?
If the Dodger’s had brought in a leftie, the Giants would have pinch hit for Ishi and Lewis.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
LEFTIES CAN’T HIT LEFTIES
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anyone know the record of K’s in a season, out of curiosity?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
lol
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That's the modern day record
All time record is 513, in 583 innings pitched (not kidding), by some guy named Matt Kilroy in 1886.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
He’s not comprised of porcelain!
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Old McDonald bought the farm
E I E I O!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
RALLY WILLIE MAYS ALOOF TO JACKIE ROBINSON

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on this farm he had a 'kawa
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
Tr-Ish
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions
BOOO
dodger trivia answer
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions
FREDEMPTION
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
FREDEMPTION!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FLEW!!!!!1
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
woooot
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LOL ETHEIR IS NO WINN
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lets see now
how can we effectively strand the runner at 2nd
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions
EAT it EAThier
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions
MUST HACK AT FIRST PITCH
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions
HASD
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XANTHAN ABOUT TO BE WRONG.......AGAIN!!
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions
MUST. STRAND. RUNNER.
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions
K-RIBE
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions
who?
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
xanthan is, was, and will always be WRONG
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
This sucks.
Our best pitcher going against a staff game, and we can’t score any fucking runs for him.
he K's two giants
This guy has 26 strike outs in 40+ innings
So is Uribe’s run of semi-productiveness officially over?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
e i e i o fail
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
E-I-E-I-LOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
GOOD THING KEVIN FRANDSEN ISNT PLAYING CUZ THEN THE OFFENSE WOULD SUCK, RITE GAIZ
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I WULD RATHER HAVE RENTERIA THEN FRANSEN!!!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
who has the best fails?
it may come down to that
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 12, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Why does it seem that everytime the Giants have a run-scoring opportunity, Hackribe is up?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions
it takes that long to string together hits, he's up by the time we get there
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
the main problem, it seems to me, is that he’s in the lineup in the first place.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this what Hell is really like?
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions
it's full of Dodger fans
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
The Giants will never score another run
by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 12, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions
NEW PLAN
DO WHATEVER IT TAKES, BRING IN SOME OFFENSE.
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions
posey
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
that was the old plan
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 12, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
kung poo fanda?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
that was kruk, on accident, not me
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
new thread with moar runz plz
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
LOLney
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions
Tim Lincecum
Pretty good.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
It makes me cry
that after every game like this, Tim is one day closer to realizing, “Hey, screw this team and its 3-hit games, I’m going somewhere else.”
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
He'd have 35 wins with the yankees
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
plus Madonna
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 12, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
D=
/eternalsadness
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
wicked pitch tim
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions
OPTIMISM
In a few years, we’ll have some guys like Buster Posey and Thomas Neal to compliment Sandoval in the lineup, and imagine how good Lincecum and Cain will look with a real lineup.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Yeah,
when they’re both in NY
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
TIMMY
FINISH HIM
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
Why is Kemp
with his speed and OPS of 866 batting so low in this order?
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
thats why.
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
Because Torre is a moron
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Same reason Molina is hitting cleanup
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
SIT KEMP
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions
SIT THE FUCK DOWN ON THE BENCH IN YOUR DUGOUT
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
STMFD
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
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