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Giants refuse to score

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I just threw something in a rage

and have no idea what it was

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Uribe.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 12, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still blame the world

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup...

Pitcher struggling with bases loaded and he swings at the first two pitches out of the strike zone.

by nofreetime on Aug 12, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

USA got really defensive after their goal.

by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 12, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mexico insulted their mother

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWING CITY!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s some shitty ass baseball right there

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS!

start your journey now, my lord!

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by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

MEXICOOOOOOOO

damn it. when it rains it pours.

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

The inning started off with a Nate triple and a U.S. goal and finished with a bases loaded fail and a Mexico goal

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

We lost that inning

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez hit his ball hard, at least.

Everybody loves money

by fwoty oz on Aug 12, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that’s frustrating

by dogdays on Aug 12, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

ESPN Gamecast is always quoting odds, % chance of scoring runs. With Uribe up, it said 88% chance of scoring 1+ runs and 58% chance of 2+. I just laughed. Obviously those numbers do not apply to the Giants.

by taliesin on Aug 12, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe even 81!

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

FRED LEWIS IS THE PROBLEM

Selfishly cheating the game by drawing a walk.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

GO WATCH A MAILMAN!

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cliff Clavin would have gotten a run home.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

klevin

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

kline

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

PERTEKTING HIZ AVRUG

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Aug 12, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

How was that not a strike?!

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

they're not helping

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the other hand, Giants have made Weaver throw 42 pitches through 2 innings

some sort of 09 Giants record, no?

maybe they’ve decided to cheat the game

by bobnothing on Aug 12, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

i must say, having the feed at work is pretty fucking sweet

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

That last inning

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Never having Wonton Soup again

by LinceCainGarnerSon on Aug 12, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, what...

It’s like a 60% chance to score with bases loaded? Sigh.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 12, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I posted above. Espn sez bases loaded nobody out = 88% chance of scoring at least 1.

by taliesin on Aug 12, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who do we plunk in retaliation for Ishi?

by dogdays on Aug 12, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Not in the beginning of the game? Seriously, i haven’t seen a giants brawl in a VERY LONG TIME

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

nobody until later in the game.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Sax

I don’t care that he’s been retired for like 15 years, I want his blood.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manny....

…so we can try to pick him off.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Aug 12, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

everyone

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe gettin a lot of work in today

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Except with his bat.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

team lob.. 11..through 2..

by Unitard on Aug 12, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Headline

Giants Become First Team to Lose in Second Inning

Sabean blames young hitters, promises changes

by I'm_a_Man on Aug 12, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

BUMGARNER 4 ARROYO

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

more bwiefings?

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

more briefing

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice play Sanchez!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WEAVER RUNNING

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play Franchez!

by nofreetime on Aug 12, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

nice

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe we can win this one

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by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

3 up, 3 down. Can’t do much better than that.

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 12, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy please repeat through innings 4-9

by tocororo on Aug 12, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tire of this offense.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Now we have to hit :(

by I'm_a_Man on Aug 12, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Who are we hitting?

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our lineup is like the offensive equivalent of having Terry Mulholland and Mark Portugal as your #1 and #2 starters.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. Think about that. An average offense and we’d be a playoff lock.

by I'm_a_Man on Aug 12, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers swinging like they’re the Giants.

30 pitches through 3

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 12, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

If we don’t win this game I’m not “in” anymore

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

for those with directv? hd is up

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by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

*for those with directv, hd is up

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

for those about to rock, we salute you

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by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon was really into that promo.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

i first read that as "porno"

ewwww….

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I noticed that. He really had some fun with that one.

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 12, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Weaver got himself out of a bases-loaded jam in the second inning”

No Kuip, the Giants got him out of that jam.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 12, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Tower of Power

Isn’t that the band Conte was in!?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

The steroids Conte, I mean, not the kicked-in-junk-by-Pierzynski Conte.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

SAME THING
/BARROIDS

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Aug 12, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

white guy high fives!

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by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus..Weaver is throwing some hangers..

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

If only we had hitters that were above AA level talent

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmm, mole enchiladas.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAILY sanchez

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

lol sharks

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Cale? What? Fern was taken? What about moss? Moss McClellan?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 12, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

The presence of Sharks chokers really isn’t helping the Giants

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Neither is the presence of Giants hitters

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 12, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

But its the regular season. The Sharks own the regular season.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 12, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

TMAC!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 12, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d swing with balls coming at my eyes too

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, Sandoval’s not looking so good this series.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

SANDLOLVAL

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by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

must swing at everything

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

bad panda

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by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda has regressed to his April swing

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo’s had a terrible series

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 12, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

great. weaver is settling in.

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, look, the real Bengie’s back.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

HASP

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

HASD*

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of like this new Bengie Molina.

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by Viliphied on Aug 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

On the other hand

If all it took to get Molina not to hack at everything was to say, “Dude, how about take a pitch?” then I’ll cry.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

srsly.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 12, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP!@!!!!!!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

WALK

!?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie wanted to give it back. He took a long stare, even he didn’t know what the was.

by Hamed on Aug 12, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOLINA TOOK A WALK HOLY SHIT

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WEAVER!!!!!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLINA WALK!!!!!!!!11

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

the sky is falling

bengie took a walk

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by RDreamer on Aug 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

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by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

holy cow a walk to bengie

by deacon blues on Aug 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

WALK!!! HOLY SHIT

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie has walked. The end of times has come.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

GET HIM IN, JUGGERNATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

GASP!

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know how that was a ball, but I’ll take it.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

same exact pitch as strike 3 last molina AB

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by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I thought the pitch this inning was better than the one called a strike

by nofreetime on Aug 12, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, me too

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 12, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

and OBP goes through the roof

by dogdays on Aug 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

does. not. compute.

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

7th walk this season for Bengie, BTW.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF? Is Bengie being passive aggressive after the serious discussion?

by out machine on Aug 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

One pitch baaah

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol this ump is so terrible

that’s been called a strike more than it hasn’t

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HACK!!

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by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, bengies speed

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh

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by RDreamer on Aug 12, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that a hit if someone else was on first?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 12, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HASD

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

If Nate hits a ball like last time then he will be out at 2nd when he overtakes Bengie

by tocororo on Aug 12, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

oh Nate

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 12, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phew Thanks Nate, I was worried we were going to turn it around.

by dogdays on Aug 12, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

61 pitches for Weaver

He hasn’t exceeded 60 pitches in over a month, so this could be his last pitch

by superk1ng on Aug 12, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

The umps are clearly watching a game in a different dimension.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 12, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re on shrooms?

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by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

the u.s.-mexico game is much better

by sfoakbay on Aug 12, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

much more scoring

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by RDreamer on Aug 12, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

BANNED

Nothing is better than getting to watch Lincecum pitch half the time.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars

your ship just came in.

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s not a question.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make that

Sandy Koufax?

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by EliminateMe on Aug 12, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who was the first pitcher to win 2 Cy Young Awards….

by Hobbes2d on Aug 12, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

First pitcher to win Cy Young twice

by tocororo on Aug 12, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who was the first pitcher to win two straight Cy Young Awards

by 49er16 on Aug 12, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

What pitcher is the reason men are named Sandy

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 12, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

English soccer link

here

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought this was a baseball site.

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought this was a devient porn site.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 12, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

We call it football

by tocororo on Aug 12, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who calls soccer football???

This is new information to me

Everybody loves money

by fwoty oz on Aug 12, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

EVERYONE outside the USA and Australia

by tocororo on Aug 12, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Canada?

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by EliminateMe on Aug 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure. Out of respect for the monarchy they should call it football

by tocororo on Aug 12, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I’d imagine that at least some non-English speaking countries don’t call it football, either. What with having their own words and all.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spanish speaking countries all call it football...

…they just spell it funny.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, in Russian...

…the word is Футбол which is basically ‘football’ in Cyrillic characters. That’s probably true of a number of other languages.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 12, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/knows that baseball is bangqiu in Chinese, but doesn’t know what football is.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

whats the password?

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by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont know :(

it WAS working, then stopped

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

because the game is finished?

by tocororo on Aug 12, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

it was an ENGLISH BROADCAST of the USA game. Geez

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Right now, I am eating pie.

I feel that this is a good choice.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 12, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

You, sir, are worse than Hitler.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still liking “Short skirt long jacket” or “going the distance” sorry

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fun out of my day had dropped 6 points out of 10

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

tell us, won’t you, about your pie.

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m eating rhubarb jam, which isn’t as good as rhubarb pie, but is still good.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you folk think of referring to pizza as pie?

I always thought that was kind of weird.

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by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

A chicago style pizza is a pie

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, no, a Chicago style pizza is a Chicago style pizza.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks as though it is a pie, with crust and filling

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose. Having lived in New York and Chicago, it’s my experience that the term “pie” is used for pizza more in New York than it is in Chicago.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hate it

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll take that if you don't want it.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 12, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What would you like on your pizza pie?

by Merope on Aug 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pepp, sausage! I LOVE SAUSAGE! and some extra cheese please!

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Extra Cheese!

Extra cheese? Who do take me for? Lorenzo De Medici?

by Merope on Aug 12, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never understood extra cheese. I mean, it’s not like your average pizza is short on cheese to begin with.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some people really like cheese

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 12, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m one of them.

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Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. Also, an observation: there is never enough cheese pizza to go around.

Whenever there is a party, one should always have at least 2/3 of the pizza be plain cheese. There’s always a vegetarian, someone with an allergy, or someone who doesn’t like something—-and cheese pizza is still awesome.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Aug 12, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s handy at gatherings, but personally, cheese pizza always seemed sort of like a bread sandwich to me. It’s the template, not the finished product.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good basic ingredients will always trump gimmicky toppings.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Aug 12, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure. But I still like toppings.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

very true. I wonder if I’ll have pizza tonight.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

he who speaks in absolutes..well..I guess if I finished that, I would be guilty of it myself

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 12, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

go timmy

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH THIS BUM

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by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Too many dodger fans in the park.

by Merope on Aug 12, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

One Dodgers fan is already too many.

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by EliminateMe on Aug 12, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

/throws pennies at DFAAurillia

by chilibean_3 on Aug 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good lord

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

CRUMBS

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by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FARK

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

bahh

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by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Boos for the score?? WRONG KRUK!

by PiKAgiant on Aug 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

there goes the no no

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

prolly a hit anyways... it was a dribbler

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by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

nice

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lets get a little home scoring there..give panda the error

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

curses.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH HYMN!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM!!

FINISH HIM!!!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 12, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY

FINISH HIM

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH HYMN

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy

DRILLISH him

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

made me laugh

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH MANNY

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAH

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSS!

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD MANNY!!!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT MANNY RAMIREZ

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by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN PREGNANT WOMANNY

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by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow only 2 Ks

kinda crazy

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

trying to be economical… he realizes he has to win this one by himself

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by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

but Timmy could get 9 Ks on accident in a game.

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THE DOWN SIT

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by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWWWWWWWWN

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWWWWWWWWN

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!

GET SOME GOD DAMN RUNS PLEASE

by superk1ng on Aug 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Halftime USA Mexico

1-1 tie

Three of four USA defenders have yellow cards.

by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

nice

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

boo yah

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is cool.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

When we’re playing the Dodgers, the similarity of STFD and STD seems appropriate.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that a 21 pitch inning for Tim?

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

CEASE STANDING

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by EliminateMe on Aug 12, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Anagram of "Manny Ramirez"

REMAIN MR. ZANY

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 12, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Anagram of “Manny Ramirez”
Suck it you bum

by tocororo on Aug 12, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there.

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I marry man. Zen.

by peetah on Aug 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

McDonald in

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 12, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

The question is why?

If the Dodger’s had brought in a leftie, the Giants would have pinch hit for Ishi and Lewis.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LEFTIES CAN’T HIT LEFTIES

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by EliminateMe on Aug 12, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was on pace for 303 Ks coming in to this game

by superk1ng on Aug 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone know the record of K’s in a season, out of curiosity?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

420, in 98 by Kirk Rueter

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think it is somehting ridonculous like 370

by tocororo on Aug 12, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the modern day record

All time record is 513, in 583 innings pitched (not kidding), by some guy named Matt Kilroy in 1886.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Aug 12, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum could do that

GINATS BRAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 12, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not comprised of porcelain!

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 12, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Kilroy was out of the game by the age of 24)

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Aug 12, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see how that’s relevant

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 12, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Score runs please……………….

by 49er16 on Aug 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Old McDonald bought the farm

E I E I O!

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I really don’t like this umpiring crew

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally More Bwiefings

briefings

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Old McDonald had a farm
S-U-C-K IT

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY WILLIE MAYS ALOOF TO JACKIE ROBINSON

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Those fastballs down the middle are tough Ish I know

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Kravis

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOO

dodger trivia answer

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Travis: Why does it always rain on me?

by tocororo on Aug 12, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

please do something productive, Frederick

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Wish granted.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

FREDEMPTION

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FREDEMPTION!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FLEW!!!!!1

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by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

yay

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 12, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

woooot

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by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ETHEIR IS NO WINN

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

lets see now

how can we effectively strand the runner at 2nd

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

By being the Giants

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 12, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess: pick off.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

How they just did.

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 12, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

EAT it EAThier

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t wait for Uribe to do nothing with this opportunity

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

That will be exciting.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 12, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

HASD

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

please do something productive, Urine

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

nah

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

So… why did we want Uribe back?

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

BAD

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by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

MUST. STRAND. RUNNER.

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

i hate you

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

who?

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

xanthan is, was, and will always be WRONG

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by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

This sucks.

 Our best pitcher going against a staff game, and we can’t score any fucking runs for him.

by NHL84 on Aug 12, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

So is Uribe’s run of semi-productiveness officially over?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 12, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

what was that? 3 at bats? calm down, Charlie

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 12, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

FML

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

e i e i o fail

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Aug 12, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

E-I-E-I-LOL

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by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD THING KEVIN FRANDSEN ISNT PLAYING CUZ THEN THE OFFENSE WOULD SUCK, RITE GAIZ

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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

HE PROBLY COULDNT EVEN HAVE KNOCKED IN A RUN WHEN THE BASES WERE LOADED OR WHEN FLEW WAS ON SECUND

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 12, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WULD RATHER HAVE RENTERIA THEN FRANSEN!!!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

who has the best fails?

it may come down to that

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Aug 12, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

VERTERIN PREZENCE

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 12, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does it seem that everytime the Giants have a run-scoring opportunity, Hackribe is up?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

it takes that long to string together hits, he's up by the time we get there

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 12, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

the main problem, it seems to me, is that he’s in the lineup in the first place.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because God hates the Giants

by 49er16 on Aug 12, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this what Hell is really like?

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 12, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

This is more like Purgatory, because you can at least convince yourself there’s hope.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's full of Dodger fans

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 12, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants will never score another run

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 12, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

At least we switched back to Miller on the broadcast. Flemming is starting to get under my skin.

by dogdays on Aug 12, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

RALPH BARBIERI CANT GET HIS TENT UP

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 12, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

He needs Tommy’s help

by 49er16 on Aug 12, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEW PLAN

DO WHATEVER IT TAKES, BRING IN SOME OFFENSE.

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

does anyone have a link for this mysterious injury he’s supposed to have?

by dogdays on Aug 12, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was the old plan

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Aug 12, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

kung poo fanda?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

that was kruk, on accident, not me

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you wanta fanda?

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

new thread with moar runz plz

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim Lincecum

Pretty good.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

It makes me cry

that after every game like this, Tim is one day closer to realizing, “Hey, screw this team and its 3-hit games, I’m going somewhere else.”

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

He'd have 35 wins with the yankees

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus Madonna

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Aug 12, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

D=

/eternalsadness

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Aug 12, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t make us cry too!

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 12, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop it! Now I’m depressed.

by 49er16 on Aug 12, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

wicked pitch tim

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

OPTIMISM

In a few years, we’ll have some guys like Buster Posey and Thomas Neal to compliment Sandoval in the lineup, and imagine how good Lincecum and Cain will look with a real lineup.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah,

when they’re both in NY

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

BANNED

Banned.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy doesn’t do well in the heat and humidity, I’d guess he’d rather stay on the west coast.

by Merope on Aug 12, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIMMY

FINISH HIM

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Kemp

with his speed and OPS of 866 batting so low in this order?

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 12, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

DON’T QUESTION JOE TORRE

by Natto on Aug 12, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats why.

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 12, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Torre is a moron

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same reason Molina is hitting cleanup

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 12, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

GET LOST

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we please change that Ethier “hit” to an error now

by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN ON THE BENCH IN YOUR DUGOUT

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STMFD

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Top of the ROARder

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 12, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 12, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

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