Open GameThread, 8/12
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 12, 2009 11:45 AM PDT
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PrintLos Angeles Dodgers at San Francisco Giants, Aug 12, 2009 12:45 PM PDT
Current Series
Dodgers lead the series 2-0
| Mon 08/10 | WP: Hiroki Kuroda (5 - 5) SV: Jonathan Broxton LP: Jonathan Sanchez (5 - 10) |
2 - 4 loss |
| Tue 08/11 | WP: Randy Wolf (6 - 6) LP: Joe Martinez (2 - 1) |
1 - 9 loss |
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Los Angeles Dodgers Wednesday, Aug 12, 2009, 12:45 PM PDT Mostly sunny. Winds blowing out to center field at 10-15 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 65.
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Shit, I am actually going to be awake for the misery!
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Aug 12, 2009 11:46 AM PDT reply actions
I didn’t even realize
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Aug 12, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m worried. We tend to get shut down by pitchers whose last name ends in a question mark.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
May be Xanthan is dyslexic
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Aug 12, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
He will smirk his way through 7 scoreless, IMO.
by out machine on Aug 12, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
So how many inning will we win?
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
All
kthnxbye
Sincerely,
Bip Roberts
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
YAY game thread
need those WIN NOW pictures, please.
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why?
They haven’t worked the last two days
it's the giants...
We’re all about trying the same thing over and over, and expecting different results.
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by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
[IMG]http://i27.tinypic.com/2zi309w.jpg[/IMG]
by itlynstalyn on Aug 12, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice!
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
irl lol
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL STUPID RAM
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-prep-win.jpg
can some photoshop the pic in the link to say “dodgers”
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Aug 12, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
20 hits! the giants over the rest of August!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
No context for this, just thought it was funny
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
The name makes it sexual but the funtcion makes it painful
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Aug 12, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I read something quite depressing this morning. The Mets, with all of their injuries, and who have been missing three of their best four hitters nearly the entire year, STILL have a significantly better offense than the Giants.
by Hoist That Rag on Aug 12, 2009 11:52 AM PDT reply actions
I have some troubling news for you all
Derek Jeter, the Captain himself, was hit by a pitch on the foot in the third inning and had to leave the game. I’ll keep you posted on this tragic situation.
OMFGBBQ!?!?
WILL BASEBALL CRUMBLE UNDERNEATH THE WEIGHT OF THIS TRAGEDY?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ll always remember where I was when I found out about this.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
IT WAZ PORCELLO………..ANGERE OF TRUE BASBALL TEAMS
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Aug 12, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
lulz
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 12, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
.
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 12, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff Weaver...
Him?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 11:55 AM PDT reply actions
There was plenty of it in the bleachers on Friday night. I was kind of disappointed in all the season ticket holders in the good seats that either sold or gave their tickets to dodgers fans. There were six in a row behind us and it looked like lots of blue down the right field line too. Bastards
The giants haven't given us a lot to cheer about in this series
The crowd on Monday sounded electric until we basically fell apart.
Even when the giants weren’t that great i felt the stick had better i guess more crowds that were into the ball game, i might be wrong, but at ATT you have fans just going to see the park which is fine, and the coke bottle and all that. But dont get me wrong there are tons of fans that actually give a shit at the game too compared to other crowds
Don’t forget the garlic fries!
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
BUILD-A-BAER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t understand why, after how Bonds was treated everywhere, we can’t even get a rousing boo or something for Manny.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
Agreed, man i nearly lost my voice on Monday booing, i dunno what it is dude, it just has a totally different atmosphere and it doesnt feel as good
nate's back?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Rick Aurilia on the DL?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah
his suck bone is quite healthy!
Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head
by titofuentes4 on Aug 12, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Richie DL
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
Him being able to not suck on a consistent basis makes him worth it.
by itlynstalyn on Aug 12, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Bill Hall!
Get on that Brass!
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
he’s been pretty bad for three years in a row now
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Monty Hall
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 12, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions 8 recs
THANK YOU! I asked for this above.
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I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
who is the timmy lookalike? I know i know it… but i cant place it
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by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Mitch Kramer
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
dazed and confused! ok, how does that fit in… i’ve got almost all the other inside jokes in there
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by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
seriously, how does he fit in?
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by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
It takes a while to realize how good this is. Turn it green, plz.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
Best one yet!
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I still got the giggles from this image
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Sabes expression as the wackiness surrounds him.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
he's got a good crew around him
FUCK WORK, LETS DRINK
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by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
From ESPN: “The Giants had planned to activate outfielder Nate Schierholtz from the disabled list but pushed back the move to make sure they had adequate depth in the infield. Fan favorite Rich Aurilia could be the odd man out when Schierholtz does return, probably Wednesday.”
Fan favorite Rich Aurilia = LOL
by Hoist That Rag on Aug 12, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions
I was actually surprised how much applause he receives at the game. Disturbing, actually.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
do we even qualify? Arent we well beyond lunactic
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Aug 12, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
i loved richie, I have his jersey… i don’t want him on the giants right now though.
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by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
yea cuz he’s a giant, doubt people would boo a giant unless he was truly sucking big time, and Richie is just… well, he shouldn’t be on the team…
I would be, I think appluase (other than begining of the year) should be based on that year/game. If he plays crappy and is benched no applause if hits for the cycle appluase.
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Aug 12, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Who's been DFA'd/optioned?
I can’t get Extra Baggs to load on my browser. SOMEONE SEND OUT THE BAGGS SIGNAL.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
I CAN'T GET IT TO LOAD EITHER
TOO MANY GIANTS FANS GOING TO SEE IF RICH HAS BEEN DFA’D YET
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
got it to load, nothing new
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I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
From Flemming on KNBR
Aurilia to the DL
and many many players not playing
and a “serious discussion” was had with the position players, many of whom are not playing today…
Lincy Cain or whatever the name was should be stoked on Bochy now for playing the kids
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
LETZ ROLL
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by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s no you, it’s me.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
try again: It’s NOT you, it’s me.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Lincecum is pitching without position players!
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
flying without a net! ALL Ks ALL THE TIME
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by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Serious discussion is serious
Just like someone said a few days ago, Aurilia will find a way to hang on until rosters expand. Bank on it.
by out machine on Aug 12, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
even if he were cut, Rick would probably find a way to hang out.
Hey Boch, can I, uh, get anything for you? coffee, donut, anything?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I picture him massaging Bochy in his office, both of them with their shirts off.
by Hoist That Rag on Aug 12, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
no you don’t!
i hope.
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by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
its 2009, don’t judge.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
hot gritty vet action?
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by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Flem said that Botchy said something about the “meeting” to Jon during his “show”
Maybe that part of the pregame is available online?
when is the bruce bochy show usually on? 30 minutes before game time?
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by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Serious discussion:
Bochy: “Bengie, I want you bat cleanup. Again.”
Molina: “Are you serious?”
Bochy: “I’m serious.”
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
/swings at a slider in the dirt
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by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
/fake bunts
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
/barely gets to first base on a ball hit to triples alley
by itlynstalyn on Aug 12, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
That play last night when Furcal dropped it, kicked it, and then sort of slowed down, when he slowed down it looked like when the SS gives up on the play with normal runners, only with Molina running he sort of slowed down and gathered himself before picking up the ball and throwing out Molina by several steps. I had never seen that before last night.
by out machine on Aug 12, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
unfortunately more than i’d like to remember
by itlynstalyn on Aug 12, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s been a few balls like that thisyearevery game from Molina.
Fixed
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
/passed ball
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Question
where are the azsnakepitters who said Haren was better than Timmy now? I’m first to admit I was dead wrong on that one.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
They are probably on their own blog.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
A safe assumption
seriously, though. Yeah. STFU, doucheback fans
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: Hired my hot secretary Admin Assistant today. Man, I love my job.
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions
Pics or it didnt happen
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
no pics at the moment
Though I will follow someone’s idea on here, and assign her to VOTE FOR PABLO constantly for next season’s All Star ballots
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Crap, I just remembered US-Mexico World Cup qualifying from Mexico City is on tonight, after the Giants-Dodgers game.
This could either be a great, great day or a really, really horrible day.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
It’s on at 1 PM Pacific, I believe. If Giants suck, switch to that.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
I AM (supposedly)!
Just not watching futbol.
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Romantic vacation with your hot secretary?
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
I remember waking up at 4am to watch games, not sure which one that was though.
Thank goodness for dvr’s and the general populace’s disinterest in the sport.
No. It’s on mun2 and Telemundo. If you have DirecTV, channel 410 will be unlocked for free from 12:30 to whenever the game ends.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
New network
called “justin.tv”
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn’t it great that we traded a nice prospect like Scott Barnes for a guy that’s going to platoon at first base?
PTown is erotic. Thats b/c PTown is also Provadince town on the Cape. And well, its a gay community.
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Aug 12, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean Provincetown
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Aug 12, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Been there. Mrs. NVSFG and I went on a vaction out to the Cape back in 2004. Felt sort of “out of place”. Pretty cool town though.
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
Wow, that is something to get excited about.
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by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Famous PHS alumni:
Me
Wynonna Ryder
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Aug 12, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
year?
’03 for me
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Aug 12, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
sweet, no I was one of the Ag kids (no sports)
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Aug 12, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, ok… we actually have at least 3 people from class of ’03 that post on here, then. Small world.
Everybody loves money
Did they ever have a reunion?
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Aug 12, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Not that I heard of – Tanya T. (if you knew her) sent around a facebook thing asking if anyone was interested but I don’t think anything ever got put together.
I’m sure we’ll have a 10 year, though.
Everybody loves money
shot me an email, I have lost contact with every one except like 3 people since I moved east
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Aug 12, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Doesn’t look like your email address is public, unless I’m missing something. You can hit me up at shaney at life-enhancement dot com, though.
I’m still around the area, living in Cotati. In Petaluma atm for work.
Everybody loves money
Or pincher arms like the dude in District 9
/spoiler
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
All the buses in Philly have Humans only signs on them. AWESOME
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Aug 12, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
So no one was going to the Phillies game on a bus?
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats what I thought at first
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Aug 12, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate this fucking team..So he’s gonna hang on until rosters expand
by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
So what does he do for the last three days in August after he comes off the DL and before rosters are expanded?
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
He’ll be active September 1 when the rosters expand, yeah, and it’s bullshit, this team loves him too much to give up on him, whatever, he’s not on the field no more, and so what
Yah but now he wil get ABs in September
by DFAAurillia on Aug 12, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Well,
it’s not like we’ll be in the playoff run at that point anyway
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
just don’t take him off DL… you dont HAVE to come off
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
take over Shananawon’s job teaching gamer skills
Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head
by titofuentes4 on Aug 12, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Dang, that toe must really be bothering him
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 12, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Brewers Brass Ballz > Giants Brass Ballz
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
This is what is so frustrating about this team. I have no hope the offense will ever improve with the current management.
by out machine on Aug 12, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, did I just hear Bruce Bochy say the Giants need to be MORE aggressive at the plate?
/head explodes
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
Shawon Dunston: MIND CONTROLER
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Aug 12, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Joe Montana >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you
BTW I named my dog after him
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
George isn’t going to be happy about that.
by chilibean_3 on Aug 12, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
That commercial just made me realize how shitty the Warriors are going to be this season
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
I mean, I’m sure they’ll be fun to watch, but someone needs to make sure Stephen Jackson is not the go-to guy again. He’s not a #1 option on any decent team.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Aug 12, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy is on with Miller right now. Says they had a meeting this morning about swinging at the first pitch.
Then totally contradicted himself and said they need to swing the bat more. Oh Bruce, you are severly confused.
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
After last night, I wouldn’t blame him. Would you?
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Seeing as how it's partly his fault, yes
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Hello
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
I took all my Giants memorabilia off my wall last night, and everything off the shelves, god knows somehow what I do affects the Giants outcome, and today will be different. Also go USA
by wanna Ishikawa? on Aug 12, 2009 12:30 PM PDT reply actions
good heavens dude hide the razorblades
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I yanked my eyeballs out of my head ad replaced them with onions! I know the Giants will win today!
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
do. NOT. drink pedro’s Jobu rum.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I consider any game against the Dodgers to be must-win.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
not funny
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
U R 5
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
CAN WE PLEASE JUST RELEASE THE MAN ALREADY!?!?!!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
aren’t we still paying roberts this year…
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
thats part of the release
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Aug 12, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, because we have to
Baseball contracts are guaranteed. After signing him to that contract, we would have had to pay him whether he was on the team this year or not
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Dave Roberts?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Wich is why it's even more retarded that they're still holding on to Rich
he’s not even as good as Roberts was
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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but Roberts was an outfielder and Aurilia is a first baseman
Name me three other Giants who can play first base.
Wait…
Four.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
/stabs groug
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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
First base depth chart
1) Garko
2) Ishikawa
3) Guzman
4) Pill
5) Villalona
6) D’Alessio
7) Belt, if he signs
8) Bocock
9) Cain
10) J.R. Phillips, if we can find the ditch he’s sleeping in
11) Aurilia
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I’m thinking we start Cain over there. Dude hits homeruns.
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No way. Dominguez has got to be on there, 7th or 8th at least. And Franny can play 1st.
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 12, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re right. Tommy Joseph should be ahead of Aurilia too.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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Also
This nonsense about how we have to keep Rich on the team because otherwise his feelings will be hurt is making me hate him even more than his worthless performance already was. :(
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
No fucking kidding
is he that big a pussy that he can’t realize he’s hurting the team right now?
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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
But he wants to be a part of this special team!
by chilibean_3 on Aug 12, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
LOGO
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY THE FUCK IS MOLINA STILL BATTING CLEANUP JESUS CHRIST
they just had a meeting about the offense! AHHHHHHH
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bruce bochy, giants manager.
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Win this one, San Francisco Baseball Club
I have to work and can’t comment, but let’s make sure the gameday thread is at least as high a quality as the product the Giants put on the field. Later!
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
The ONLY reasons to watch this game:
1. Timmy
2. I’m an irrational fan
3. Timmy
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Also: Panda
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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Also Nate
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 12, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants hitter v. the urge to hack at slop
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Also Velez
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 12, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I always love panda
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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Porcello looked like a puss out there when Youk ran at him
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 12, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
The best part is he was owned by Porcello……after he threw his helmet at him and charged the mound for absolutely no reason.
by itlynstalyn on Aug 12, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
He got hit the night before, so that’s why he was pissed, but oh man i totally agree that Porcello owned him and yea it was funny as hell
You could tell Porcello wasn’t trying to hit him though, it was definitely a mistake pitch and he got upset after it happened. Then saw Youkilis running at him and had a WTF reaction.
by itlynstalyn on Aug 12, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Glad this is a day game
that way, after I watch the Giants offense, I can watch the EQUALLY effective Raiders offense!
Yay.
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
Is that a theremin singing the anthem?
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
SPOOKY
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by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Lets Roll!!
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
by SeeingStars on Aug 12, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
A message to the Giants
FUCKING WIN THIS FUCKING GAME YOU FUCKING FUCKS
Love,
groug
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Apparently Ethier's defense is terrible
by giants92388 on Aug 12, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
would have to be really,really,really,really “turrible”
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
And lose 0-1. =(
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
by SeeingStars on Aug 12, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
Whhaaaaa…?
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
UGLY!!
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by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
LETZ ROLL!!!!!!
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 12:44 PM PDT reply actions
http://envivo.terra.com/deportes/live/259-eu/ USA vs Mexico link
by wanna Ishikawa? on Aug 12, 2009 12:44 PM PDT reply actions
I'm in
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
[Dodger player] is an insufferable douchebag.
by chilibean_3 on Aug 12, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY STUPID GIANTS: IF YOU'RE GONNA SUCK, SUCK EARLY - I'VE GOT WORK TO DO
Also, quit reading this blog, you’re in a game.
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STFD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 12:46 PM PDT reply actions
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
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What an horribly awesome movie!
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
by NuschlerFace on Aug 12, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
GO FUCK YOURSELF, DODGERS PLAYER
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Didn’t think I’d be happy to see Uribe, but I am (sorta)
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 12:47 PM PDT reply actions
I am
especially when it means no edgar. WELCOME BACK JUAN!!
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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Urine is back!
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Yeah, it’s not really the Uribe bit that’s good, it’s the No Edgar.
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SUCK IT DODGERS
BEAT LA BEAT LA BEAT LA
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Huzzah for Timmy!
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Good 1-2-3 inning
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions
9 pitches FTW
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
HIP HIP HURRAY!!!
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Nice play FLew!
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"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
Basterds, sounds interesting
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Aug 12, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
What channel would that be on?
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
It's always nice to see that twat Ferdinand make a fool of himself
I’m just glad it’s a friendly game he’s doing it in
SUCK IT WEAVER
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Weaver’s facial expression always looks like someone is holding shit under his nose.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions
WTF UMP
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
SWING CITY, HERE WE COME!
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by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
AURILIA’S NOT VERY PRODUCTIVE HE’S AN OLDY NOT A GOODY!
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLZ!!
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by satyricrash on Aug 12, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
20 acres and a weak grounder!
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MISTAH EFF
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holy crap!
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YES FSANCH
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
From Baggs last night
I wouldn’t be surprised to see a few beanballs in the series finale. For one, Brian Wilson hasn’t pitched yet, and we know he and his teammates aren’t happy with Casey Blake. Also, while it didn’t look to be intentional, Pablo Sandoval took some chin music in the ninth inning.
But more than anything, the Giants are desperate for a spark. You can argue it’s juvenile, testosterone-fueled behavior, and I couldn’t disagree. But a good ol’ benches-clearing incident can do wonders to bring a team together.
Again, I’m not encouraging or condoning that kind of behavior. But I’ve seen it work too many times to dispute its efficacy.
I am both encouraging AND condoning it
Also: Fuck the dodgers
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by bondslegend on Aug 12, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
heheh
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by ringleader3 on Aug 12, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Bring him home Pablo!!!!
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
NICE take there
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cloleanup hitter
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Wow
never seen KnK talk this bad about a vet
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What are they saying?
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Bengie has NOO speed
saying how far back the IF can play.
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they were talking about his strike zone too, though… going out off the plate
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Yes
but they never say bad things that are true about vets
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Miller gets it
“Patience doesn’t mean taking pitches just for the sake of taking them, it means not swinging at bad pitches, and waiting for your pitch”
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
dammit
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that was the same fucking pitch
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Bengie will never take another pitch again with that strikeout.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 12, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions
That was a brutal call.
If he calls that, why not ring him up on ball 3?
i was just thinking the same thing
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
donno
but i’m pretty sure it’s the first time he’s seen 6 consecutive pitches without swinging
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--Daisy Owl
Living in LA, I can attest to the fact that Dodger fans are by far the most annoying in all of sports.
LOL
bochy’s “patience at the plate” closed-door talk WORKED!!!!!!!
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While I would rather have a hit, I do like the fact that both of the notorious hackers got to a full count. Progress!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions
The whole brevity thing.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
This umpire kind of seems a little bit like a clueless jackass.
This kind of seems to be a pattern this series.
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GET BACK IN THE BOX, SHITHEAD
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I think the first base umpire who kept blowing calls the other day was Hitler, what with that mustache and all.
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Seriously, fuck you ump
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HIT HIM IN HIS HEAD
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WHAT THE FUCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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BOCHY YOU HAD BETTER GET YOUR ASS TOSSED OUT!!!!!!!!
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YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEAAAHH
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 12, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
c’mon, travis. you gotta do better than that.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions
SHIT IS FUCK
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are you fucking kidding me?
0-5
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WTF?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Ish total fail lol
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
god fuck this shit
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we may have blew it
but they owe us like 2 call calls from this series
TIMMY STRIKE THE FUCK OUTTA HIM
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It doesn't matter if Ish missed the tag
if the throws beats him that bad he’s fucking out, you fucking idiots
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then why did Ishi try to tag him?
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 12, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, you have to
but usually if the throw is THAT far ahead of a runner they just call him out, even if the tag isn’t perfect. I was calling the umps idiots
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And here i was thinking that you had to TAG runners.
But oh well they got the double play and are out of the inning. FUCK YOU DODGERS!
Yes
TECHNICALLY you do. But usually they just call guys out in that situation. If you’re stupid enough to get picked off, you deserve it.
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FUCK YEAH
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
and you wouldn’t like them when they’re angry
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
TWO
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FUCK YEAH
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i half expected a safe call at first.
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions
HAHA SUCK ON THAT!!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
WAS THAT FUCKING SAFE TOO YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD UMPS FUCK YOU!!!!!!
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Crowd had better get FIRED UP
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HELL FUCKING YEAH
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SUCK IT LONEY
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Another good one
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now score some fucking runs
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Wow I am so angry right now
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unless Dunston is the new replacement… :(
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by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
If I was in Bochy’s place, as I was leaving the field after being ejected I would have turned to Hohn and yelled “And fuck you too!”
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Apply an oral vacuum upon my genitals, Russell Martin
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win
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Great inning
nice double play
10 pitches
Bochy not managing anymore today.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Direct TV
Ahhhh I took today off and I got to watch this in standard def, stupid Direct TV
holy shit this ump is a JOKE
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well it WAS just called a strike
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GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GIANTS
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oh nate, u still have the olllll down and in hole
that every left handed hitter on the giants has
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions
WHOO!!!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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NATE IS GREAT!!!
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HELL YEAH
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HELL YEAH
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Welcome Back, Nate!
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 12, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions
STAND UP TRIPLE MOTHERFUCKERS
TRY TO TAKE THAT AWAY, UMPS
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NATE!!!! RUN NATE RUN!!
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JUGGERNATEKL#@KL@#!KL@!#
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fucking A
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions
I LIKE NATE
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
coincidence?
I think not.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
US leads Mexico 1-0
Charlie Davies 8th minute
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
SUCK IT DODGERS, MEXICO!
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BUT
will the giants get him in?
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions
OBP!!!!!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
IT'S ON!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions
IT’S ON
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 12, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU WEAVER
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
FIGHT!
no okay wait. But warn Weaver.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
attababe
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions
weaver is the suck
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
If it was Lincecum who hit a random Dodgers hitter, he would’ve been ejected by this crew.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
fixed
I would like to see us plunk DRILL Manny before this game is over
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you, Weaver
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
this is a good guy to have up right now
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
exactly why i said it was a good guy to have up…
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
child abuse!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Plate discipline!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
with two strikes on
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
one of the worst “rock” bands to make it mainstream.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 12, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
IM POOPIN
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Wow
USA scores an awesome goal, Nate gets a triple, and my Palm Pre come in the mail. All in the space of about 5 minutes. Sweeeet.
Alright, fine, I admit it! "Hydration Technician" really DOES just mean "water boy!"
The pre is cool
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I am not down with Timmy beaning someone next inning, only to get tossed. Wait until the 7th and let Medders do it or something.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
THIS UMP IS FUCKING SHIT
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
nahhh
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 12, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
just wow
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
LOL WEAVER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WASNT THAT A STRIKE TOO YOU SHITHEAD?!?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
BASES FOG
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions
base cloggers
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions
MUST HACK AT FIRST PITCH SLOP
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 1:19 PM PDT reply actions
I clicked on and saw Nate's triple.
Let me go do that again…
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 12, 2009 1:19 PM PDT reply actions
PLEASE DONT FUCKING STRIKE OUT URIBE
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
God I hate juan uribe
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
This
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
oh, perfect… great job dude
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Ugh
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
GO TIMMY
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
horrible at bat by the Hackribe
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions
we’re not scoring
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Gunless Show
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
i think the giants are the first people on your death panels.
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Bases loaded, no out
no runs
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
LOL at the guy with the argyle under his Giants jersey
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
damn timmy
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
GSGSGSGSGSGSGS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
AWFUL AWFUL FUCKING AWFUL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I BLAME URIBE
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
FUCKING SHIT
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
OH FUCK OFF
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
i didn't even get excited about bases loaded
so now i dont feel bad after this lineout
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 12, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions
That is pretty much it. They will be demoralized now.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK THIS SHIT
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions
SHIT IS FUCK!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
OK, this is painful already
/regretfully goes back to spreadsheets.
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
fail
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 12, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
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