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yay offense time

Thing A

by sam23 on Aug 11, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

PLAY DA KIDZ GINATS BRAZZ

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNZ THREAD

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

WAIT WHICH THREAD DO I GO TO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I HAS A CONFUSED

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

delete ’em both & start your own.

by Evan on Aug 11, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

NATTO IS THE CHOSEN ONE WHO WILL BRING YOU TO THE LAND OF DREAMS

by Natto on Aug 11, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re disrespectful to dirt

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 11, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON'T DO IT!

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH JOEY

Ther b runz in this thread

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 11, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s another new thread. What do we do?

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Natto’s went up first

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, the Dodgers are the mutated snapping turtle?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 11, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

good thing bochy mover rowand out of the leadoff spot where he was batting .300

by justhangin on Aug 11, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you really believe that Rowand hits better in the leadoff spot?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 11, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh he’s sucked hitting lead off for quite a long time. I personally don’t enjoy my leadoff guy striking out every time he leads off

by DFAAurillia on Aug 11, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

so does anyone else feel like if dirty was on the hill, that would have been where he broke down and walked 4 guys in a row?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

No.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

it wasn’t the 4th or 5th inning

Thing A

by sam23 on Aug 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go ahead and unhide mine later Natto/jponry/whoever. I’m out gettin dinner. Was good seeing you people again.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Aug 11, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

mass thread 2 confusion

Thing A

by sam23 on Aug 11, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

The other thread has an amazing photo.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

KENO!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT WASN’T SLIME IT WAS OOZE

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Aug 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed Surf Ninjas better than TMNT II

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 11, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

MANY BOTHANS DIED

(Am I doing this right?)

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

MANY BOTHANS DIED TO GET TRAVIS IN THE LINEUP!

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLAY DA BOTHANZ BOTCHEY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

To keep going on the regulars who have not been around in a while. I have missed reading Cookyman’s arguments

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I miss his :-(.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What happened?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

hi

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Aug 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

TONIGHT IS EPIC

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dreams and wishes have come true

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else use Windows 7?

I’m having a hard time changing my default install location.. I’m doin the regedit that normally works on XP, but it’s not for 7

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

These are not the droids you are looking for.

by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted to install 7 (I got a free copy), but my vid card is apparently not good enough.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

the requirements for 7 are kind of crazy actually

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snow Leopard (September)

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M JUST WAITING FOR OCELOT

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

for Macs

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATS THE SECOND BALL HES THROWN ALL GAME

by superk1ng on Aug 11, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s weird how if you take pitches, some times they are balls.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is the longest giants ab of the game. ugh.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoo , read it all to here

lotsa Z – ing

Now for the PICTmission portion of the broadcast…

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

is that allowed?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

DO. NOT. GET. PICKED. OFF.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

This

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 11, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHAWON IS NOT PLEASED

FREDEMPTION

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

In his defense, it wasn’t a GIDP situation. Now, if Renteria doesn’t GIDP, he’ll be pissed.

by gvp914 on Aug 11, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT? A BASERUNNER?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FREDEMPTION

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

WALK!

Will be benched shortly

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Shawon is pissed!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Niiiiice

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 11, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank God It’s Freddy!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria needs to hit the ball in the air

by superk1ng on Aug 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats why Fred is third on the team in OBP

by DFAAurillia on Aug 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NOT A .300 HITTER

by superk1ng on Aug 11, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is why I like Fred in the lineup

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

here comes the dp overlord.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

A walk

But Wolf still has a NO HITTER and its really hard to have a NO HITTER. NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER.

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

DO NOT DOUBLE PLAY

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

dont get caught stealing tonite fred

by justhangin on Aug 11, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Hohn..not a strike

by DFAAurillia on Aug 11, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s giving Joey similar strikes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

 NO HITTER. NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER. NO HITTER NO HITTER v NO HITTER. NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER. NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER. NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER. NO HITTER NO HITTER

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

In the third. We might as well start this before the game…

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 11, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy replacing Babs tomorrow already has a NO HITTER.

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you know anyone who pronounces the word “Wolf” as “Woof”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 11, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred Lewis? Monta Ellis?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

It’s kind of annoying.

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

And I make him say it all the time because it amuses me. Greatly.

Matt Cain: Duck and Cover

by mjrboredom on Aug 11, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, and it’s annoying. I also have a friend who pronounces sandwich “sangwich” and insists it’s a Northeast thing.

by gvp914 on Aug 11, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Laoxana Troi calls Mr. Worf Mr. Woof.

/nerd

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 11, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s “Lwaxana,” actually.

/nerd

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Aug 11, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was gonna write Lawaxana

But that looked dumb.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lackawanna

Ground zero for national apathy.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a good nickname

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

take of the year for rent

by TheGreatHambino on Aug 11, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

You win some, you lose some.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 11, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

More pitches so far this inning than the either of the other 2

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

if he gets picked off, i want him tased

by justhangin on Aug 11, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

don’t tase me bro!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was ball three, Edgar.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

never trust anyone with a mustache

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/looks at howtheyscored

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 11, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think what he has qualifies as one.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nick Cave

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Montgomery Scott.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

“maybe tomorrow, you’ll see uribe at short”
our lord and savior!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL IT LOOKS LIKE WOLF POOPED HIS PANTS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

POOPIN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something’s wrong here. Renteria is still up, and he has three balls. I’m shocked and afraid.

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 11, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

That is pretty frightening.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s a tri-ball? Was he born near Chernobyl?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 11, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

that must be uncomfortable

by Merope on Aug 11, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Send Lewis..stay out of the DP

by DFAAurillia on Aug 11, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

i fucking love this shirt

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s true!

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOB FROM TWIN PEAKS????

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT'S WHO IT REMINDED ME OF

SHIIIIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

GREAT AUNT MARTHA????

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just joined First On Mars (Internet TV)

They have ALL the Twin Peaks.
 
hold all calls for three days , Marge

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF Bochy?! You have to send him

by DFAAurillia on Aug 11, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred can’t get a good read

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then rent i hitting into a dp

by DFAAurillia on Aug 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I usually check Amazon’s top sellers.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why don't our lefties have good pick off moves?!

BRING UP MADBUM

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

GINATS BRAZS

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good AB so far.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

whats with renteria? plate discipline? pre-game quaalude?

by justhangin on Aug 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred should just stay on the bag

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Wolf had Lewis’ feet tied up

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

More pitches this inning than the first 2 combined

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEAH RENT

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

AWESOME AT BAT, RENT.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Real talk, that was Rent's best AB of the year

And he swung at like 5 pitches outside the zone

by NHL84 on Aug 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT DIDN’T MAKE AN OUT!

by Natto on Aug 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

/rubs eyes

NO

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO REALLY

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome AB

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

JINX WORKED!!!!

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

best AB from Renteria as a Giant

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

'GAR!

Matt Cain: Duck and Cover

by mjrboredom on Aug 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT AB

GO JOEY

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY GAR

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

GAR!

You are a rally fish once again!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Welcome back, Mr Gar!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

feed Gar runs nom nom nom

by gvp914 on Aug 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was fantastic by renteria

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

That was $18 million dollars worth

by www.westcoastbias.com on Aug 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a pretty impressive AB

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

JOE MARTINEZ IS A VERY GOOD HITTER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

He actually looked pretty good at the plate in Houston.

by superk1ng on Aug 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Joey’s elbow guard thing.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

YESS!

10 pitch at-bat that ends in a base hit. Awesome. And completely un-Giant-like.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH JOEY!!!

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

PERFECT BUNT

I LOVE YOU JOEY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this Joe Martinez

by DFAAurillia on Aug 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAAAAAHHHHEEAAAAHHHHH JOEY

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH JOEY

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by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

And drink.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish he wasn’t our starting SS, but that was a terrific AB

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH JOEY!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez bats can bunt?

Thing A

by sam23 on Aug 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

that AB will get edgar around another 2 weeks at short

by TimLincecumIsGod on Aug 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

SAC!

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe’s using Sanchez’s bat, so you know it’s never been used.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

please please please please

get hot for the rest of the year rent

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

he hits .330 down the stretch and all is forgiven.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

absolutely

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO ZORAK

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for some FBAL action.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Very much so

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

GROUND ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

RUN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

GROUND ATTACK!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, it scored a run, but I wish he’d taken a pitch

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

A run, I will take

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

EPICgenio WINNEZ!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

anybody hear andres when joey went back to the dugout?
ahahaha

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

what did he say?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCORE!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

RBI!

I’ll take it Zorak

by NHL84 on Aug 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Now it’s time for some fail.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Everyone’s a Velezbian tonight

by gvp914 on Aug 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

BE CLASSY WINN

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m still laughing at Randy hitting second

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a sad sort of laugh, nearly a cry

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pulling a jcb right now.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re nearly a laugh but you’re really a cryyyyyyyyy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed the starting lineups

And when I saw who was coming up just now, I totally face palmed

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The weeping while smiling kind of laughing?

by gvp914 on Aug 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

We win this inning!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

The run shouldn’t count right? Didn’t Fred cheated to get on base.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

we scored! but im so conditioned that i still taste DP

by justhangin on Aug 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT RUSSEL MARTIN

by Uncle Russel on Aug 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Hurry up and strike out Randy

by DFAAurillia on Aug 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I have 0 expectation for Winn

he’s gonna hit a foul ball off his foot then hit a pop up afterwards

by californianotter on Aug 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

This umpires delayed strike call is……. really ……….irritating.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

This umpire is really irritating.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big hat, it’s funny.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

cuz it’s bigger than a regular hat.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

turd ferguson

it’s funny

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be pissed to have to sit behind that douche

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

what a dipshit to wear that hat

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

did you see his chrome dome? i’d wear a hat too.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, and I’d end up sitting behind him.

by Merope on Aug 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEUCES!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

And again.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-2

Rub ’em

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/still rubbin’

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately Randy Winn is batting about .100 this year vs. lefties

by DFAAurillia on Aug 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

OPSing under .400.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That guy is a douche.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

taking pitches!

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Good AB

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON RANDY DO SOMETHING USEFUL FOR ONCE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Professional AB happening right now.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Dare you say classy?

by furikawari on Aug 11, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its because he’s a professional hitter. HE PLAYS BASEBALL!

by superk1ng on Aug 11, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe the y figured out their whole season is on the line

by justhangin on Aug 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just laughing at Kruk’s selective adjectives. The last 3 useless ground outs by Gark have been “great” AB, while Eugenio’s grounder RBI was just a “good” AB. I’ve got my ear on you Kruk…

Eugenio "Skinny Panda" Velez post All Star OPS 1.108

by cybermaldonado on Aug 11, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn't mind a walk here

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

batboy is ready to collect gloves and helmet at home plate

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 11, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This inning is not normal....

The Giants are taking way too many pitches. Dunston is going to be pissed

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 11, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s about GD time.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

A lot of it is their fouling off pitches. But I’m happy about it!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

27 pitches

take em any way we can get em

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that’s with two one-pitch outs.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dunston needs to be DFA’d

by Merope on Aug 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy v. Randy!

Come on Classy Randy!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Dunston in the bathroom or something?

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone shaved his mustache. It was the source of his power.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

we need a wild pitch

by superk1ng on Aug 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

10th pitch of the ab right here.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Two 10+ pitch ABs in one inning?

What have these guys done with the giants?

by furikawari on Aug 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Eugene
I just met a mantis named Eugene
Euegene

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Ending not classy

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, an inning of real life count-working

by ryanmiles on Aug 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

GRUMBLE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT WAS BALL 4

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course he swung at ball 4

by DFAAurillia on Aug 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

At least we made him throw some pitches

by superk1ng on Aug 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball 4, Randy

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh jesus. All that for a meek ground-out on what should have been ball four? Sweet.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

UGLY ROLLOVER. Did he forget how to go with the pitch?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

was that guy wearing a BEAT LA hat and dreads?

FAIL

also, i REALLY want to see inglorious bastards

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

second that. that looks awesome.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thirded.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fourthed. It really does.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i feel like its gonna be really disappointing

Thing A

by sam23 on Aug 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

RANDY SUCKS but at least he made Wolf throw pitches.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

As opposed to throwing eggs!

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t remember Randy being such a free swinger before this year. Has he always swung at so many balls?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Pressing a bit?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

this team needs take-only BP

by justhangin on Aug 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our last round of the day in High School was take only.

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmm Round Table

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

27 pitches that inning… 16 in first 2 innings combined

by www.westcoastbias.com on Aug 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH JOEY’S MOM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

STFU amy g

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Hire Joey’s mom for Amy’s job.

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO JOEYS MOM!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

OT

royals are shitting on the twins. 14-2 top 8 and they’ve got the bases loaded.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

reply fail.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

27 pitches, a run scored, no runs by the Dodgers… All in all, I was pleased by that inning.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

You could even say

we won that inning.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adrian Gonzalez 6-for-6

At least the Dodgers didn’t get him

by www.westcoastbias.com on Aug 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Yo adrian!!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow the Brewers are sucking

by superk1ng on Aug 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH JOEY’S MOM

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

confirmed.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet she was hot when she was younger

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

she’s hot now.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

She is such a proud mom

That’s awesome

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Amy: “Remember when your son got hit in the face with a ball, and his SKULL was FRACTURED???”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Steal Magnolia?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Giants

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT SHAWON DUNSTON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Carney

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aflac Trivia Question

Carney Lansford, Terry Pendleton, and who else?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s our three.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was the Q?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 current hitting coaches who won batting titles.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

aflac question

carney lansford…………and 2 others. i think

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Those two fans need to stop waving at the camera.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

JOEY!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

there goes the ridiculous hat.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

The huge hat has changed hands to some guy on the other side of the row.

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

the chick whose view he was obstructing was wearing it for a while

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is the huge hat?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy gave the hat to the girl now.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got it back.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

the hat is being passed around

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD MATT KEMP

SUCK IT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD KEMP!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD KEMP

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD KEMP!

fuck you and your dickhead smirk

by jordanovich on Aug 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Matthew!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s a nasty pitch.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah Joey!! STFD Dodger Player

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

siddown, SHEMP

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Kemp might be a 5 tool guy...

but he obviously is missing the all important 6th tool

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

not being a Dodger?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Catch the ball Bengie…that was a strike

by DFAAurillia on Aug 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Schierholtz would have had that

by www.westcoastbias.com on Aug 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes, please.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Castro

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah!

Screw that billion dollar bill thief!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA. she took his hat

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Shucks!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

cap’n unnecessary slide makes an appearance in right.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

eh, If it helps him slow down quicker than it really ain’t that bad.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit, Wolf is up

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate the Padres. I hate the Dodgers mroe.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

IAWcornball

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH JOEY

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT WHOEVER THAT WAS

by Natto on Aug 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Original guy has the hat back.

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Aug 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH JOEY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

i LOVE JOEY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda….Birthday smash

by justhangin on Aug 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

He did the smash
He did the Panda Smash

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

…And now I have the Monster Mash stuck in my head. Thanks.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it Wolf

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Good inning

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cake needs candles

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was waiting for this one. lol

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was really scared that he was hurt as he was lying on the ground after this play

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

His dignity took a severe beating

by gvp914 on Aug 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember the GD Thread, there were 109 simultaneous “OH SHIT”’s posted

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have been trying to find this clip forever

by gvp914 on Aug 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY CRAZY EYES JAKE

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

OH WOW

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolwut

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should put a towel on.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Woo hoo….phillies back in the lead over the cubs

by DFAAurillia on Aug 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry, still have the Monster Mash in there.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a Mays Field smash!

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY LISA STEVENS

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

From Wells Fargo bank?

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH… YOU’RE goGSW24.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s right, zodiac!

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, she’s lisa stevens

by sliderinthedirt on Aug 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as hot as Maria Shriver

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

WILLIE HOW COULD YOU

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMNIT PANDA

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

HA HA HA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Partied out

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddamnit, Pablo. STRIKES! SWING AT STRIKES! NOT AT NOT-STRIKES!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA NOW TOO OLD

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

PAST HIS PRIME

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO LONGER AGE APPROPRIATE FOR HIS LEAGUE

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy Cain wants Pablo on the bench. Play da KIDZ!

Thing A

by sam23 on Aug 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LETS ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

related: I watched United 93 at work earlier today :

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie hit the ball farther than last time.

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SLOW

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

SLOWLINA

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie :-(

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU ARE SO GODDAMN SLOW

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

by DFAAurillia on Aug 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

wow he is so friggin slow.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Castro checks his email, then proceeds to throw out the runner.

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Castro checks his email standard mail, then proceeds to throw out the runner.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fidel Castro checks his standard mail, then proceeds to throw out the runner.

by shanghaijim on Aug 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Castro checks his email standard pony express mail, then proceeds to throw out the runner.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Castro watches The Postman, then proceeds to throw out the runner.

by txgiant on Aug 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also called Loney on his cell phone to make sure he was ready for the ball at first

by DFAAurillia on Aug 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slow catcher is slow.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

My parents just watched a commercial for an adult dating site :D:

Stay on the damn channel Dad!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Whaaaa….

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

hint hint, nudge nudge, wink wink

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's with the Fiddler on the Roof music at the yard?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

If I was Garko
yadda yadda yadda yadda ya!

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s the jews controlling the jewish media.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

russian, italian same thing

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see a Garko bomb.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

DEUCES

Good lord is he out in front.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

THE GARK KNIGHT

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

GARKOO!!!!!!!!

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

GARKO!!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

GARK

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

GARKO!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

i wouldn’t say he "hammered’ that

by sliderinthedirt on Aug 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Gingerly, b/c he nailed his thumb last time.

by furikawari on Aug 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand hasn’t done anything in a while

by superk1ng on Aug 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to see a Scott bomb.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

never NOT funny

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

do it for Alicia Keys

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d do anything for her

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Garko will steal, Wolf.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Steal an extra slice of cheese, or three, maybe

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wolf practicing his pickoff move?

Thing A

by sam23 on Aug 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

bank robbing pandas

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand fucking sucks

by superk1ng on Aug 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT SUCKS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

WASTE!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWNADS

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

that at bat was full of fail

by sliderinthedirt on Aug 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Not good, Scott

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh nads.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand is back to being bad Rowand ic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish he sucked in the first half and got hot in the second instead of the other way around.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great suck Scott

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Bryce harper interview on ESPN

by DFAAurillia on Aug 11, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

2

I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 11, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, “it may have something to do with baseball”

Thing A

by sam23 on Aug 11, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Don’t you wish you could play for the YANKEES or RED SOX instead of the Nats?”

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 11, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t stand Rachel Nichols

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

A-Rod: “you’ll end a douche like me”

by DFAAurillia on Aug 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting...last night MCC/MLB were synched

tonight , the usual two minute laq.
So keep the despair to a minimum. Thank you.

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Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 11, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, screw the people who have to depend on computer updates of the game

by gvp914 on Aug 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wasn't serious.

It wouldn’t be MCC without the prerequisite wailing and gnashing of teeth.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, I know. I was continuing the theme of sar-chasm

by gvp914 on Aug 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think somebody'd better call todd...


that sucked

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

really? cuz it shows up for me. and it's awesome.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

browser cache bias

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s because the image is still in your cache.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

bastards!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see it. Am I magical?

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by can of corn on Aug 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

TO THE MOON ALICE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Aug 11, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s like our offense.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

:-(

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

HD feed for Dish Network is finally up.

by kaliber on Aug 11, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

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by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

ohai guyz

we’re winning?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

now why’d you have to go’n do that?

by gvp914 on Aug 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

doh!

sorry =/

>_<

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t even believe in jinxes and I blame myself

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

This poll will allow us to see how many Giants fans need to be kicked off the bandwagon

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

What is the poll?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you hate Manny?

A. Yes
B. No
C. I hate all Dodgers

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

not a for serial question right?

by gvp914 on Aug 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

its what the posted for cereal

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally for serial

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screw this…I think I’m gonna play that “Evony” cleavage game

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Good choice, my lord

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jumbo Joe!!

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

OTHER JOEY!!!

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH JOEY THORNTON!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY! MY NAME’S JOE! IS IT MY NIGHT, TOO?!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d have to ask Mrs. cornball

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww man. There is no Mrs Cornball. Guess I’m gonna have to go look for a hooker.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sportin’ his Giants jersey. Awesome.

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And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Probably in the area for Captain’s Ice.

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Joe....

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, Joe, more strikes, please.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Joes got a nice little pickoff move

by DFAAurillia on Aug 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

JOEY

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN, JUST SUCK IT

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

that curve was nasty

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH HYMN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

JOEY

FINISH THIS TOOL

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

by txgiant on Aug 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

CLANK

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

CLANK

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

– CLANK –

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Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU EUGENIO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

CLANK!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

And…..great Joey play wasted

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

CLANK!!

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by can of corn on Aug 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

CLANK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

SPEEDY MCFUCKUP

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by monta101 on Aug 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

I knew he was good for at least one of those

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

wow…awesome, then suck

by justhangin on Aug 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FUCKING CHRIST VELEZ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

you just have to catch that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

They gave Joey the error??

by kaliber on Aug 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

fast black abe error =(

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

They gave Martinez the error!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

No way should it be Joey’s. It’s totally an E4.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

They just changed it apparently

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

man, even the official scorer gets an error on that one

by justhangin on Aug 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

there goes joey’s webgem

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Joey error? no way

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Baron Pickoff Von Ironglove

hard at work

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by Viliphied on Aug 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Should be E-4

Not E-1.

Take a look again, scorekeeper.

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by can of corn on Aug 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats such an epic disaster

by DFAAurillia on Aug 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

E ON JOEY?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Yoo-jean!!

see the ball catch the ball

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Aug 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Great.......

argh

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Good heavens

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

“i think you put Velez in a really bad spot with that throw at 2B

Thing A

by sam23 on Aug 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Kuip say they changed the error to Velez?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THAT! Goddamnit Velez.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

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by monta101 on Aug 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

F U ZORAK

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by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU EUGENIO

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Why wait to throw, Eugenio?

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

oh boy.

FUCK YOU VELEZ

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Game

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU VELEZ!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Miller: “velez throws…. home? for no apparent reason.”

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

he says what we feel

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

A true man of the people

by gvp914 on Aug 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it was a pretty shitty throw.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

to put it nicely

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks a lot, dumbass Velez.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

And there goes all of the good feelings we've had for Velez

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate catches that

I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I doubt it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lewis catches that

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres totally catches that.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

lessons of this inning

1. don’t walk the leadoff guy
2. don’t rely on Velez for defense

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m sick of those lessons

Thing A

by sam23 on Aug 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok... now somebody's gotta call Todd.


For real this time.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

8 digit number?

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried

The number doesn’t work.

by txgiant on Aug 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU VELEZ

I DONT BELIEVE IT. THIS IS AMAZING……..

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Hope your shoulder is feeling alright Sanchez! pussy

by DFAAurillia on Aug 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Because our players playing while injured usually works out so well!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lame

Wow…

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

WTG Sabean, trade for a second baseman who is to damn injured to even play against the Giants biggest rival. Then be to proud to bring up Frandsen to back up.

Eugenio "Skinny Panda" Velez post All Star OPS 1.108

by cybermaldonado on Aug 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

JOEY!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd love to see

a pitcher throw before manny finishes his stupid ritual

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by Viliphied on Aug 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Hard to blame Eugenio for the giants being stupid enough to play him at second base..

Eugenio "Skinny Panda" Velez post All Star OPS 1.108

by cybermaldonado on Aug 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Easy to blame him for not catching an easy throw.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a play a high schooler makes

by DFAAurillia on Aug 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a play a little leaguer makes.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a play a fetus makes!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s okay.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

hard to blame the Giants for Eugenio sucking horribly at defense

Thing A

by sam23 on Aug 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why the surprise

This is who Eugenio is. Just because he’s on the hot streak of his life, he’s still the same guy. We’re playing him to get his bat in the lineup.

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, it’s pretty easy to blame him

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cost the Giants 2 runs and the lead. I’ll blame him for being complete crap at defending.

by CaliforniaBone on Aug 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie tried to barehand that.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep it at 2-1

We’re almost within striking distance!

by txgiant on Aug 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck you

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa there

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

just kidding

<3

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

bengie’s hand got hurt

by justhangin on Aug 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

QUICK SEND UP THE BUSTER SIGNAL!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh well. Goodnight.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

now the game is really over.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Lame again :-(

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

turns off tv

Thing A

by sam23 on Aug 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKKKKKKKKK

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez!!!!!!!!!! Damn you to hell

by DFAAurillia on Aug 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

i think this was a reality check inning

by sliderinthedirt on Aug 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh, I think we’ve had enough reality checks in the last week or so.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants are not worthy to even be playing this game. Ban me.

Eugenio "Skinny Panda" Velez post All Star OPS 1.108

by cybermaldonado on Aug 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Blame all the crap on Velez. It’s all his fault the Giants play so badly.

Eugenio "Skinny Panda" Velez post All Star OPS 1.108

by cybermaldonado on Aug 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE GIANTS FUCKING SUCK

btw there’s a new thread but no one is posting in it

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

PEN HOT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyway, with that I’m off. Past my bedtime anyway.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Keyser Soze?

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes…
I really HATE this team.

by Merope on Aug 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Why isn’t thsi showing up in the Overflow Gameday threads?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

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