Open GameThread, 8/11
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2009 6:15 PM PDT
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This has got to be the understatement of the century
Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading
Thank You Bip.
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
didn’t we tie last night?
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, we won.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
oh, right. Bengie walk-off.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too!
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
I’ve always wanted him to succeed, if only for the nicknames.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
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BEAT LA!
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions
Giants Lineup
2B Velez
RF Winn
3B Sandoval
C Molina
1B Garko
CF Rowand
LF Lewis
SS Renteria
P Martinez
So, a lefty is pitching. Randy Winn is therefore batting righthanded. Randy Winn’s sOPS+ against lefties is 3. Randy Winn is batting 2nd. This is good.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
The sad thing is, someone called this last night (jokingly).
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
With Torres out, you’re probably right, but unfortunately, that’s not really saying a whole lot.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
lies
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I definitely wonder why nothing was ever made of Torres’s K-rate. I mean, I know he’s a 4th/5th OF but that’s ridiculous
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I actually remember you talking about it earlier in the season when everyone was piling on Fred and wanting Torres to become a starter.
The sad thing is, we only have four OFers and one of them is playing 2nd because our two actual second basemen are hurt and we don’t have another infielder capable of playing anything but 1st.
Even Fred Lewis’ sOPS+ against lefties is in the 40s.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Also, Edgar Renteria and Bengie Molina are both vastly better hitters this year than right-handed Randy Winn.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Emmanuel Burriss is a vastly better hitter this year than right-handed Randy Winn.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Right-handed Randy Winn is the worst hitter in baseball.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I still have some hope for Winn, but his season is shocking similar to his 2006 in which he didn’t hit. I wonder if he’s hurting?
It’s probably a combination of nagging injuries and age-related decline.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
If so, he could FEEL FREE TO GO ON THE FUCKING DL SO HE COULD ACTUALLY HELP THE FUCKING TEAM AT SOME POINT THIS YEAR
GROUGTHINK ALERT
This is what I think. Old + injuries = right-handed Randy Winn makes me hate life.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
yes, his popups are better than most.
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 11, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
My hatred of right-handed Randy Winn is starting to become unhealthy. I really need to stop thinking about it.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
According to kruk and kuip, martinez has a lot of power, he hit one out in bp over triples alley. Maybe he can switch with Winn.
VOTE SANDOVAL
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
Joe Martinez better pitch the best game of his young career, because the lineup is hideous
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
IF defense looks shaky, and Martinez’s strength is getting ground balls.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
I haven’t really been paying attention, do they have a new season coming out?
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
w00t!
My love of that show is dark and shameful, like your love of Juan Uribe.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
I love Japan.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I don’t think that’s Japan.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, you’re probably right. That looks like Korean on the ad-board
I love Korea.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I had a meeting with Korea again today
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
With Korea? All of it?
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yes, all of it
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
It go well?
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yeah, it could potentially be a nice deal. My company is not’t currently represented there, so it could turn out well.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweet, man. Hope it goes through.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yeah , let’s break that GNC Korean monopoly.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 11, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I had Japan and China again too.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Awesome.
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I do not like these days because I’m stuck late at work to be on these calls. But it still is kinda cool to say I’m working with Japan and China on stuff.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
BEAT LA
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
BEAT LA
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 11, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT L.A.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BEAT LA
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
No.. Let's
DRAG LA FROM ITS CAR AND ADMINISTER A BRUTAL PUBLIC ASSAULT
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 11, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
/riots
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
lyrics of the song that just came on, “some things you lose, some things you give away.”
:(
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
Nothing at the moment. :(
I did listen to Red House Painters – Ocean Beach last night after the loss though and it fit the bill nicely.
YOUUUU AIN’T SAYIN’ NOTHIN’ THAT I DON’T ALREADY KNOOOOOW
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
HIT LA WITH YOUR BEST SHOT
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 11, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Good choice.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
FALSE FALSE FALSE FALSE FALSE FALSE FALSE
FALSE FALSE FALSE FALSE FALSE FALSE FALSE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I'm still all pessimistic, I want to quote Slim Slow Slider
I know you’re dying babe and I know you know it too, every time I see you, I just don’t know what to do
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Clinical Medicine Series: The Acute Coronary Syndrome.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Ready for a win.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
Not as annoyed as I am that Aurilia is still on the roster.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
I’d rather DFA Aurilia and then bring up any of our minor league options. Just for something different and less annoying.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
Long time reader- First time poster
Fuck the Dodgers…
Had to be done with a first post
by SuckitRusselMartin on Aug 11, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
Ishi hits a bomb for this crew finally.....
and in typical Bochy style, won’t play for a week…..
same story, different day….what up ya’ll……
I’m worried about the complacency of Bochy and Sabean to keep truckin these vets out there…..
LETS PLAY THE KIDS…..
Ishikawa can’t hit lefties.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
OT-ish, from Rotoworld
Indians sent infielder Josh Barfield outright to Triple-A Columbus.
The move clears a spot on the Indians’ 40-man roster. Barfield was optioned down to the Triple-A level in late June and has hit just .234 in 50 games with Columbus. He passed through waivers unclaimed.
Man, his career went downhill fast. I remember thinking he had a chance to be pretty good after his first year in San Diego.
Me too
I was excited for him once he got out of Petco. Whoops.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Crawford coming alive!
2-4, 2 doubles! Slugging % almost at .400!
so.......
was that a subtle way of the crew letting us know that Aurilia was not DFA’d and will stick around?
wow,,,,,,,lololol
we just need to win more innings then the dodgers
worked last night. AMIRITE?
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
This gets better every time.
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 11, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG ROFL i didnt even see carrie fisher.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Is that a siluki?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
An albino saluki by the looks of it.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
DAMN YOU AND YOUR ABILITY TO SPELL PROPERLY
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
My lawyer dad has the most terrifying red pen in the history of the world.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
We all take a special red pen class in law school.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
You’re a lawyer, too, pretend big sister? I don’t know if I can handle that.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
It’s okay. My family is full of lawyers. I can deal.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Cool. Then I can tell you that I’m not always a nice one.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
Well you are a lawyer. And I’m not always a nice doctor-for-pretend.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Some day I’ll defend you in court.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
Aww, thanks!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I’ve done a bunch so far: BK, family, litigation (construction defect, municipal, civil rights, general torts). Right now I’m a consultant doing transactional work – software contracts and license agreements.
Next career re-invention: maybe public defenders office (when my youngest gets into school and I can get a real job again).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
Good stuff. I’ve always found public defense interesting. I interned at a PD office in college some, good experience. I work in Court Supervision right now.
what is court supervision?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Like probation, I’m a pretrial officer. It’s like probation but before you’ve fully gone to court for a disposition. I supervise people who are out on bond.
ok. criminal law.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
now im confused.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
hot bothan action
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yak Face?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
This is so epic.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
can we just permanently bench winn and play ISHI in left?!?
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 11, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
Ish in LF?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
note to self: Ishi hitting .308 against lefties this year.
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 11, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
you know what you should do if you can’t trust 26 AB’s?
trust 94 AB’s with a .160 avg and a .396ops
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 11, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
what, for laughs?
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 11, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
oh boy
MANNY TALK!
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 11, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
IKR?
just what i want to talk about. MANNY
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh lord – JT almost busted a nut trying to get that question out. I guess trying to listen to the producer feed him the question in his ear and repeat it strained his abilities to the limit.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
That would have been messy….and pretty embarrassing.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
lol our nl west record
i hate the padres
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
Wow porcello took him down pretty well
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
What did that stem from? There can’t be much a of a history between the two
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I love it when the bullpen comes racing in. They’re all like “HAI GAIZ! WAIT FOR US!”.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
everyone go vote for the poll question
the answer is C
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
There’s no poll on this thread?
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Ahh.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
YEAH JOEY
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
YEAH JOEY!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
If joe martinez pitches well tonight I will always like him
I’ll always like him anyways but I’ll always like him more if he BEATS LA
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
FOR DEAD BOTHAN'S SAKE!! PLEASE THROW STRIKES!!!
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
Many Bothans died to bring us this information.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Oh shoot, I forgot to provide the information.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
what kind of nerd are you??
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
It's like mythical Indian smoke signals.
When a Bothan dies their bodies putrify at an amazingly accelerated rate. The internal gases produced by this putrefaction are expelled out the various orifi (plural of “orifice”) which are so tightly clenched that it produces sounds. These sounds are then interpreted on a galactic aural scale which reveals the message the Bothan wished to convey before he was DRAGGED FROM HIS CAR AND ADMINISTERED A BRUTAL PUBLIC ASSAULT.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 11, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
LOL
I love you, vic.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Hey Vic, you’re coming up for a few days right? Have a few hours in the south bay we can get a drink or two? And the kid can drink Soda or something.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
So we win tonight, then it's Timmy against a spot starter, and we win 2 out of three
And the race is back on. Last night didn’t matter, is my point
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
against Jeff Weaver officially now
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 11, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Especially our second baseman. ’Cause he never makes me nervous
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
So Joey just has to pitch so the Bums never hit the ball to second. Not just get them out, but get them out in very specific ways. that’s not much to ask, right?
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 11, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man, Vin Scully and his tanning booth eye-rings.
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions
Amy's talking about Joey
YEAH JOEY!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
at first, I thought it was just a remake of Used Cars.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
which is an underrated movie.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Who was it that posted the link for video last night?
If you could tell me the password again I’d be most grateful
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
over/under on randy winn getting 1 hit?
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 11, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
Under.
Over/under on Randy Winn shin-burgers: 5.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
of course
the tire kickin’ app!
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 11, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Salad. baked potato. Boring
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what I’m making for dinner.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
/bored
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually reconsidering – don’t want wait an hour for a frakkin’ potato.
Will probably toss a bag of frozen pasta/chicken stuff onto the stove.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
chilie dogs and a blue moon. what say you
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Mmm, Blue Moon…
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
They brew Canadian beer in Denver?
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
You just ruined my day.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Manny Curtain Call Bobblehead. YUCK!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
lol ur watching on kcal 9 too?
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 11, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Unfortunately. But listening to Miller on Gameday Audio
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
hahahaha – i’m doing the same exact thing; timing’s a bit off with Miller telling me what happens first
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 11, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I’ve got about a 5 sec delay
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: anyone going to watch the perseide meteor shower tonight?
supposed to peak at 100-200 meteors an hour
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
what time is it? I don’t work till 5 pm tomorrow, so I’m down to stay up all night for the HOTT METEOR ACTION
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
my clock doesn’t have a 5am
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
sucker
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
atdhe.net
the link for tonight’s game doesn’t appear to be working… :/
anyone have a different link for the game?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
Yeah, i would probably go talk to Koufax if I had the chance.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Ask him what it feels like to pitch until your arm is actually dead.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 11, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Astros tie it up in the 9th
Let’s go ’Stros
YEAH JOEY!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
means he gets a no-hitter
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 11, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Not anymore.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
JOEY!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
RENTERIA RANGE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
SUCK IT, RUSSELL MARTIN
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
i would have shit my pants if i were joe martinez and any type of come back was hit to me, glad to see he didn’t.
JOEY!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM
(deuces)
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FINISH HIM
(and again)
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
JOSEPH!
FINISH HIM!
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
don’t walk him, Joseph.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Crap.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
NO GOOD
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I HATE ANDRE ETHIER
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
No way
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
BOOOO HISSS!!! BOOO!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
Me neither.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
stupidness bochyface melonhead
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
Then we start the next inning with an out already on the board!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
4 OUTS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
this makes no sense. Manny isn’t Pujols. Why put extra baserunners on?
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
JOEY!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
anyone have a link???
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
JOEY!
FINISH HIM!
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
HAHA CASEY BLAKE!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
nice
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 11, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
GARK CITY
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
GREAT DIG GARKO!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
Though it would have been much easier for a LH 1B
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit yeah ryan
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
GARKO!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Lol @ guy in dugout
NICE PLAY GARK
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
GARK'D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
He gets ground balls for the San Francisco Giants.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Joe M. F. Martinez
I think that has to be a new nickname.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
holy shit walrusman!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
WHAT BATTLES HAVE I MISSED????
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
So was that the prognosis here? That they finally caught me?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
Yea. Finally got cable/internet access at the new place so I’ll be around finally.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
Glad to hear!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
huh
He’s been gone?
seriously though, I thought I saw him comment not that long ago.
VOTE SANDOVAL
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
HI
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Why hello!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
f casey blake
So one of my main issues with last nights game is why did casey blake not take one in the earflap?
I’m afraid he won’t start hitting.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
He’s got a .229 BABIP and just watching, you can see he’s hitting the ball hard with little to show for it. I wouldn’t worry.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I know
He just needs to stop being unlucky soon.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
I love having cable.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
Here come the misadventures in hitting.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I thought Randy Wolf was done like 3 years ago, I can’t believe he’s an effective major league pitcher still.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I always liked the “Wolf Pack” in the 700 Level of Veterans Stadium
by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 11, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh fuck that shit.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
NO LUCK
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
Man, nice play
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
BOOO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I’m calling K-looking right here.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOL WINN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Here comes Speed Racer. He’s a demon on wheels
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
He's a demon and he's gonna be chasin' after someone.
old guyz ftw
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 11, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
We bought some DVDs and converted my little girls. They love Speed Racer.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
Great AB
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 11, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
Not a grounder!
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 11, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
Miller: “….and Winn is retired.”
We all wish.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
Velez slowed up at the end there.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
Waste
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo Sandoval, you are our only hope.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
2 pitches?
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PANDA!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PANDA!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
Why do our hitters swing at not-strikes?
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Well shit.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FAIL
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
FACK!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
WATCH OUT FOR THE BIRTHDAY CAKE PANDA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Already?
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
I had one
it was my favorite thing to get over.
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 11, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
wolf is a soft tossin’ slop lefty. mortal enemy of the giants
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, I don’t know. We have so many mortal enemies.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 11, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Bip for one
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 11, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Ishikawa should play shortstop.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Pervert.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
hahahahaha
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
So wrong...
And so right.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Nate’s still on the DL.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
owned by Randy Wolf
the shame
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
Nate's not on the bench yet.
We have to wait and see if Uribe’s okay. Apparently, disabling Uribe and bringing up Frandsen is not to be contemplated. What, did Franny make fun of Bochy’s daughter’s braces?
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
He mouthed off to Shawon Dunston once.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
The nerve!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 11, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD LONEY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
STFD James!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOLNEY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
First time I've been on MCC with my new comp..
SIT DOWN LONEY!!
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
is it a dell?
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Bought all the parts off NewEgg
Built it.. it’s leeegggiiittt
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Intel or AMD
what say you
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
If your new computer smells then there’s something wrong with it.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
Are you all a-Loney?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
Only the Loney
DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMDDEDOOOWAAAH
DON’T know the way they’ll lose tonight…
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 11, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I kind of like Hahn’s strike zone so far, though I’m sure he’ll turn itno a douche later.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Nah. He’s a scoundrel.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
I are
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
I’VE BEEN A FAN OF JOE SINCE HE WAS DRAFTED
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I’VE BEEN A FAN OF JOE SINCE HE WENT TO BOSTON COLLEGE!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I’VE BEEN A FAN OF JOE SINCE HE WAS CONCEIVED!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
i think they drafted him the year i got in.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
That’s all I ask for.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
JOEY!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
SUCK IT KEMP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Renteria
makes it look queasy
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
NINETY-FIVE??? REALLY?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Schmidt-factor.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Hope he crosses his fucking arms.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 11, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice inning.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Rent getting some work in tonight. 3 PO’s already
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
YEAH JOEY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Nice inning, that.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Good inning
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Agreed. His only nickname is YEAH JOEY!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
KEEP YOUR LAZY OFF OF ME
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
*lazy eye
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
nickname = no
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Groundballs and strikes
They are awesome.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
RALLY AWKWARD 70s FAMILY
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
More bars in more places
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
young barry zito
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
SCORE. RUNS. NOW.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
LOL GARKO LIKES SMALLVILLE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
That Clark Kent is a sad excuse for Superman.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Second best thing about Bengie batting cleanup
Those innings where he leads off.
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Garko likes Smallville? WTF?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
And this is coming from someone who owns the first six seasons of Smallville.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Total lack of respect for Garko on being an ND fan.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Hard enough reality to face if you ARE the ND fan, so cut the kid some slack.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
No. I will not. I cut no slack for ND or their fans, those smug assholes.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
He explained to tom tolbert the day that he was traded that he grew up in a Catholic family or some bs reason for being a notre dame fan.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Screw that.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
HE'S A BUM
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I HATE MATT KEMP
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 11, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
LOLINA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Bengie's hitting it well
Really wish he’d pull those
Oh good, A pop-up.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
AGHHH
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
Way to work a count!
2 whole pitches!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
TWSS
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
im glad to know...
that if you hit home runs for the Giants, you get benches, no chance to go on a tear, sorry, we want to lose,,,,,we are like lemmings, whatever bochy says, drinkin the koolaid
Unless you're Molina
Then you get played on your usual rest day.
HEY LOOK
Scott still sucks
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
OH GOOD ANOTHER POPUP
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
my god.......15 pitches
this is stupid
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
one ball
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
WASTE
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
That inning sucked.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
123
456
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
Why can’t they take some freaking pitches? Is that too much to ask?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
SHAWON-O-MANIA!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Protip
He does not hit HR off LHP.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
PERFECT GAME
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Now there
It’s gonna be a nice close pitchers’ duel. Right up until Matt Kemp breaks it open.
No! Sandoval! I meant Sandoval!
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 11, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE
EASY SQUEEZY LEMON PEESEY
wtf does that mean?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
SCOTT SUCKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
No. He doesn’t believe in lighting fires. He eats everything cold
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
i remember that home run
pujols blasted the shit out of it
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
he allowed the Cubs to tie it up
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
he’s also great during BP
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking pitchers.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Who didn’t see that coming?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
how many pitches for j-mart?
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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hasn’t wolf only thrown like 13 so far?
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
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Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I cannot stand this nickname.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Beyond dumb
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
it reminds me of a certain catcher for the dodgers
by sliderinthedirt on Aug 11, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 11, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh cool
Pitcher gets a hit going into the 2nd time around.
we r about to watch this season go down the toilet
because bochy is a dumbazz and Sabean doesn’t want to look bad….our vets suck, play the fucking kidz and let’s roll
It seems like he basically sits there and posts some variation of the same comment once every five to ten minutes or so.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
hah. THere was a thread that I was looking at that no one had posted on for 2 or 3 days and them OGC posts one that i had to scroll down 3 or 4 times to read
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
That was poorly written, but you know what I mean
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
An OGC post. Always known from the first moment.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
It’s funny, because there are a few people on this site that I know from the first second just by looking at the post as to who wrote it. OGC, Sharksrog, RX, and Vic are the ones that come to mind.
I miss Sharksrog.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Me too.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Has he disappeared? I just figured I’d missed him when I was hardly posting.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
Rainmain, of course.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
How Could You Not Figure Out This?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Kevin Frandsen, come back!
You Only Think You Can Tell A Rainman Post!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
let’s LOL
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Dammit.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
Come on Pablo, let it roll foul.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
This displeases me.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
TWSS
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 11, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
i wish we had a leadoff hitter guy
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
what the fuck happend 2...
the youth movement plan that got us here….excitement lies with the kids, not thse overpaid scrubs
And there’s another one.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
There are 4 players under the age of 30 in the lineup
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I dislike this inning greatly.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
K Ethier, walk Manny, get Blake out
Seems easy enough, right?
POP UP
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, that play seemed like no one knew who would cover first.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
FINISH HIM!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
JOEY!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
this game is about to get out of reach…….
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions
Giants
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 11, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
CLASSY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
NICE!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Lucky. Wolf could have scored on Randy’s noodle
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
CLASSY CATCH!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
You do not run on the Classy Cannon!
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 11, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
lolwinnarmbluff
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
And now we IBB Manny again…
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I still don’t really like walking Manny so much.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
And he;’s ok
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 11, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Stuff you Casey Blake!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
FINNISH HYMN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
JOEY!!!
FINISH HIM!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
YYYYYEEEEAAAHH JOOOOEEEY
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
YEAH JOEY!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
Way to come back Joey
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
YEA JOEY!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 11, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
YEAH JOEY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD DODGERS HITTERS
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
YEAH JOEY!!!!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
GREAT JOB KID!
thats what a 5th starter does. KEEP US IN THE GAME
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
YESS!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
YAH JO
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
New Thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/8/11/986077/open-gameday-thread-8-11-part-ii
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OMG!!! RANDY WOLF IS THROWING A NO HITTER!?!?!?!?!?
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
8 of Joe's 50 pitches have been IBB pitches, FWIW
I’m assuming those count in the pitch count?
we
make friendly pandas. Sonoma State woot woot. hey you get your parking pass yet you can only use it on 1 car now and you have to register it. and you got to pay $3 extra now to ship it.
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 11, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
did
they just say they smoke weed after game 6? of the WS
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 11, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
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