A limerick inspired from last night's game: The Dodgers were in town with Manny / We thought we...

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A limerick inspired from last night's game:

The Dodgers were in town with Manny / We thought we would kick their fanny / A few careless walks later / Bochy snapped like a gator / That ump sees worse than my granny

3 months ago Timlincecum.com 7 comments 0 recs |

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We figured that Manny Ramirez
Would cause us the worst of our fearez
But two walks by Sanchez
And offensive missed chancez
Left us all to cry in our beerez.

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by EliminateMe on Aug 11, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Like all threads, this one could use more fart jokes

Manny’s female fertility drugs
I will say caused him to grow big jugs
Suck it Russell Martin
You stink just like fartin’
Manny can tell when he goes over for hugs

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 11, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Another by my friend Brad S.

The fans were ready with their meanness
But some base hits landed between us
The Giants were winning
But Sanchez had a bad inning
And now we rely on Martinez

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Aug 11, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I like it

‘twould scan better with ’prepared’ instead of ‘ready’ in the first line, though.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 11, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Giants fans wanting the Division
Greeted Manny with loud derision
But the offense was fail
And the Ump needed Braille
Good thing there’s a wild card provision

by Merope on Aug 11, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

A loss to the dodgers need more swearing:

Until the fourth, the Giants and Dodgers locked in a tie
All the while, Frisco fans booed Manny’s big lie
Russel Martin is a fucking twit
The Giants can’t hit shit
Well at least there is pie

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Aug 11, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs