We figured that Manny Ramirez
Would cause us the worst of our fearez
But two walks by Sanchez
And offensive missed chancez
Left us all to cry in our beerez.

Manny’s female fertility drugs
I will say caused him to grow big jugs
Suck it Russell Martin
You stink just like fartin’
Manny can tell when he goes over for hugs

The fans were ready with their meanness
But some base hits landed between us
The Giants were winning
But Sanchez had a bad inning
And now we rely on Martinez

Giants fans wanting the Division
Greeted Manny with loud derision
But the offense was fail
And the Ump needed Braille
Good thing there’s a wild card provision

A loss to the dodgers need more swearing:

Until the fourth, the Giants and Dodgers locked in a tie
All the while, Frisco fans booed Manny’s big lie
Russel Martin is a fucking twit
The Giants can’t hit shit
Well at least there is pie

Hell awaits for the Blue
but that is nothing new.
Children they eat
right down to the meat
Unless, of course, they’re a Jew.