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It's taken a lot* to settle down from last night's loss. It angered me -- made me nauseous, it did -- when I felt the game was out of reach when the opposition scored four runs. Today was less emotional; I was able to step back and rationally dissect my anger. My airing of grievances with how the Giants run their organization, and why it upsets me:

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  • Small sample sizes are weighted too heavily when evaluating young players

    If a young player comes up and hits .143 over 40 at-bats, that's proof that he's not ready. If Matt Downs goes 5-for-12 in Fresno, it's evidence that he's swinging a hot bat. And we'll be seeing Eugenio Velez for the next two months because he's "figured it out." It certainly couldn't be a case of being all about the Mike Benjamins, no.

    If the young player in question hits under .200 while hitting into a lot of bad luck, the small sample of results matters more than the approach at the plate or his minor league numbers. Maybe that deserves its own shiny bullet point....
  • Minor league numbers mean nothing

    For hitters, at least, though the Sadowski era hints that it might be true for pitchers. Kevin Frandsen hits well throughout the minor leagues? Doesn't deserve a roster spot, and he should shut his pie hole until he's 35. John Bowker dominates AAA? Well, he was nervous, tried to prove too much, and swung a ton of awful pitches. He really did look bad. Instead of letting him get comfortable, though, the Giants gave up after 40 at-bats. Nate Schierholtz hits all throughout the minors, albeit with a less-than-desirable approach? There's no reason to give him at-bats until he has a fluky mid-June run in the majors. Now he's proven.

    Anyone can do anything in the minors. Those numbers might have as much predictive power as major league statistics -- if you want to be some bespectacled nerd about it -- but what matters is what a manager's gut tells him.
  • Veterans are always about to turn the corner

    Because minor league numbers mean nothing, it's hard to know just how good a minor leaguer can be. So why would the Giants think about replacing a veteran? Proven players are proven by proving they can hit in a proven way. Just because a guy is 35, looks awful at the plate, and hasn't hit a home run in almost four months doesn't mean that he shouldn't be in the middle of the order. He's proven. C'mon. He'll shape up. Age-related decline is a myth like chupacabras, elves, and home runs. 

    But what if there's a possibility that one veteran might provide better production than another veteran? Oooh. That's a tough one. But the final bulletpoint helps explain it....
  • If a player makes a lot of money, there's no way another player could be an improvement

    Sunk costs don't exist in the organization. If the Giants pay a pixie with a broken wing $6M to play first base, and the pixie can't hold a bat, field a ball, or exist in our reality, there's nothing the Giants can do about it. The pixie with the broken wing is paid to start at first base; therefore, the pixie is the best option. He improves the team by making more money. If a player looks like he might be the worst regular in Major League Baseball, but he's making $9M, the Giants will need about 1,200 more at-bats just to be sure he's not good anymore.

Another thing that angered me: losing to the Dodgers. I understand not wanting to make knee-jerk decisions with veteran players; I really do. But at some point, production should matter. Production should matter with minor leaguers trying to break through, and it should matter for veterans who are in no danger of losing their jobs.

Disclaimer: Yes, I understand the Giants are enjoying a winning season. Yes, I'm happy they're contending. Yes, this is just a whirlwind of a fantasy of a magical experience. Yes, this season has exceeded expectations.

*Quaaludes, mostly

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  • LOL, my Primary Care Provider wont give me anymore

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking auto format

*LOL, my Primary Care Provider wont give me anymore

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DISAGREE GRANT EUGENIO VELEZ IS SUDDENLY AND INEXPLICABLY THE BEST BASEBALL PLAYER OF ALL TIME!!!!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 11, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

My suspicions are valid.

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 11, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

SS Juan Uribe
2B Eugenio Velez

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLANK!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 11, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

what happened to fairly hygenic sanchez?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved this post. Can I also add: “SWING THE BAT MORE” to this list?

The Giants hitting strategy has been like a Magic 8-Ball.

“I’m striking out a bunch, what should I do Magic 8-Ball?”

/shakes

SWING THE BAT MORE

“I’ve just hit into 5 double plays, what should I do Magic 8-Ball?”

/shakes

SWING THE BAT MORE

“I think I might have herpes. What should I do Magic 8-Ball?”

/shakes

SWING THE BAT MORE!

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

“The pitcher just walked the last two batters on 8 pitches”

/Swings at first pitch

“The pitcher has as many walks as strike outs this season”

/Swings at first pitch

by superk1ng on Aug 11, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Option 1 will never happen b/c that would require TWO giants batters to not swing during an entire AB

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

that´s what i thought as soon as i read this. couldn´t happen on the Giants, they´d have to walk back to back on 8 straight balls. never

by Mrbasepaul on Aug 11, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Merope was ranting about the whole plate discipline thing last night.
He concluded with “You know, if you make it known to every s.o.b. on the planet that you are going to swing at the first pitch… why would any pitcher throw you anything other than slop?”

To think that the first pitch you see is always going to be the best pitch you see, and so you swing at it 98 times out of 100 is just beyond dumb.

Maybe this will come as news to the Giants organization, but hey, those other teams… they have SCOUTS!!!

by Merope on Aug 11, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they swing at the first pitch and hit it hard and it’s an out, that’s one thing, but so often, you see them lunge at the first pitch because it’s low in the zone (or low and outside, that’s my favorite!) and it’s like, “Y U DO DIS?”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants organizational philosophy in game theory: Given that the world could end at any moment, and each passing moment makes a catastrophic meteor collision even more imminent, the only Nash equilibrium is to see one pitch per at bat. Or less, if we ever figure out a way to do that.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or two pitches, but only if the first is a fake bunt.

RICHIE IT DOESN’T WORK IF YOU FAKE EVERY TIME AND NEVER ACTUALLY BUNT

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 11, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIES THE FAKE BUNT IS THE MOST POWERFUL, VETERAN, GAME-SAVVY, GRITTY AND EFFECTIVE PLOY IN BASEBALL!

Why do you think the great hitters – Rodriguez, Bonds, hell, even Aaron and Ruth – employed the fake bunt so often? You think BLB was IBB’d because of the dingerz? They were afraid of the fake bunt!

by quincy0191 on Aug 11, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

What this season has taught me

A poorly run but successful team is much easier to take than a poorly run and massively unsuccessful team – but it’s still often maddening.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 11, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

My favorite part of the last 4 or 5 games is the following posts:

F. Sanchez can play SS, slide him over and let Velez play 2nd
Posey can play SS, call him up!

Really?

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE SCHIERHOLTZ CAN PLAY THIRD!!!!!!!!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 11, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

BARRY BONDS CAN PLAY FIRST BASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 11, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have loved to have seen Bonds play 1B. I’m pretty sure it would have been amazing.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t imagine BLB doing front splits to dig on Renteria’s bad throws.

/I BEAT YOU TORRE

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 11, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would make it difficult for the batters to see the ball with the shadow cast by Bonds over the team.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

His big chair prevents clubhouse handstands.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

is big chair is a functional lifesize model of The Death Star

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

WITHOUT THE MAGIC EXPLODEY SHAFT! HAHA STFU LOOKE SKIEWCOKER!!!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

WITHOUT THE MAGIC EXPLODEY SHAFT!

Uhh….

by Natto on Aug 11, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIRST BASEB BARRY BONDS SECOND BASE BARRY BONDS SHORTSTOP BARRY BONDS PITCHING BARRY BONDS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the Big Cat can play LF.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ♥ BIG CAT

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Now..

Big fan of the Big Cat. Just not in LF.

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Aug 11, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can cry now?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bugs Bunny needs to pitch though. “Watch me paste that pathetic palooka with a powerful, pachydermous, percussion pitch.”

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 11, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

In cleaning out our home “office” I recently yesterday came across that VHS tape.
“Strike one, two, three, you’re out! Strike one, two, three, you’re out! Strike one, two, three, you’re out!”

One of these days Warner Bros. will rerelease those classic Bugs Bunny cartoons on DVD. (These days all that’s out is compilations, I could care less about Yosemite Sam and Foghorn Leghorn etc… just gimme da Bunny!")

by Merope on Aug 11, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way. Bugs always comes out on top. Daffy just gets blown to bits

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's because

it’s duck season baseball season

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...

by natteringnabob on Aug 11, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daffy Duck = unable to carry Bug’s jock.

by younghutch on Aug 11, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bugs Bunny likes it on top

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOT STUFFED ANIMAL ACTION

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT'S HOTH!

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 11, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

good one

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto is right.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duckie was my nickname in college

my website is even called Duckwerks.com

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Duckie from Pretty in Pink?

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

something like that… I have no idea where it started. I went on a date with my now wife, and when I can back my drunk roomates had dubbed me Duckie

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duck Dodgers > Daffy Duck

by jewbacca on Aug 11, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except the whole having dodgers in the name thing that is.

by jewbacca on Aug 11, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daffy Duck >>>> Howard the Duck.

by younghutch on Aug 11, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darkwing Duck > Daffy Duck

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gizmo Duck > Darkwing Duck > Daffy Duck

by jewbacca on Aug 11, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peking duck > any of the aforementioned ducks.

by younghutch on Aug 11, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I make a mean tea-smoked duck.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 11, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course it’s mean! RAGE!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

muscovy duck > peking duck

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about just a duck?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUCK!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 11, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Count Duckula > Gizmo Duck > Darkwing Duck > Daffy Duck

by Natto on Aug 11, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

U DED DUCK

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUCK IS 5

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

aight, i have to ask, what’s the deal with the “UR 5” stuff? i kinda get it but don’t…. i feel 5 already

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have no idea where speifically came from… but i would assuming its a play on people responding to trolls online

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone freaked out for no reason and called everyone 5 for mentioning Billy Mays. I’m too lazy to find the thread.

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, thought it’d be like that… personally, i hate saying “LOL” or something i could just type the whole phrase out

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone have a link to that thread? Someone mentioned Billy Mays and some random guy got all mad and was like “I knew him stop making fun of him meet me @ da game r u 5?”

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh shit? it started there?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m looking for it right now.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh you bring it up now??

udd

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Aug 11, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol ‘this is an unexpected turn’

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I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

“come meet me at at&t next week when we face the priates i wanna kick the you know what out of you.”

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think my favorite part of the whole thread is that he wants to fight outside the main gate of the ballpark before the game – I’m not an expert on fighting, but I’d imagine you’d want to fight where there aren’t tons of cops around.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 11, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No such thing as cops outside of ATT during gameday dude, what are you saying!

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

unless you want to beat all the cops down on your own

But you can do that, right? With just a sawed off broom handle.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 11, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be back later i’ll check it out right now and do it, then get some dodger fans in the process, if i’m not back in an hour, well… there’s your answer

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

AP – A young man was subdued outside AT & T Park today by local authorities. The lad was apparently brandishing a sawed-off broomstick and was reportedly shouting, “Long live Billy Mays…U guyz r 5!!!”

More to come…

by younghutch on Aug 11, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

i forgot he claimed he knew billy!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

haha, that is classic, how dumb

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this unrelated exchange on that thread:

Natto: I’d love to have Kelly Johnson.

Lars: “Kelly wants you too, Natto. He slipped me a note during homeroom.”

Natto: “omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg”

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

lars totally won it

http://duckwerks.com/uploads/98e5cce16f6a3903ad0d26a4f75c67ff.png

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH YEA! i remember that! i was laughing the whole time reading it with all the sarcasm and shit

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was there, but since I’m newish i thought it was older

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m pretty new so that’s the only McC inside joke I’ve been here for.

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Likewise, ring, you and i both got here around the same time in July

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think it was the panda-monium to get him in the ASG that drew me to actually come to the site and post, rather than just read Grant’s works in my RSS reader

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, i was hanging around this place for the past year before i started commenting, and i love it

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST

/grouphug

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I came from GSoM. In case my username wasn’t too obvious.

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

RICK BARRY! i check out the gameday threads there all the time during the season

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it’s pretty cool. Haven’t commented in a while. Too occupied with the Giants.

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, only thing i gotta say is, George i hate and always have hated, but whatever, go warriors, Randolph will have a big year

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. My grandmother’s a huge sports fan and is really pissed they traded Marco because she’s Italian.

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was funny because he kept saying, “Come see me at AT&T”

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

convenient for giants fans, i guess

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah and he was completely serious and trying to work it out. Like “I’m gonna be at the game on this date you should meet me at the main gate”

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, i haven’t really seen anything like that lately here, nobody really gets that pissed at eachother, it’s more a debate than anything

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hadn’t seen threats of violence over the internet since the AOL days. It’s from the same era as A/S/L.

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea true that, dude, just reading this made my day so much better, especially after going to the game last night, decided to sell the tix for tonight, getting home at midnight is just tiring as hell

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darkwing Duck> Donald Duck> Gizmo Duck> Daffy Duck nuff said

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

God, Darkwing Duck was awesome!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
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by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw it’s out on DVD, and almost bought it. Then I remembered I ain’t got no damn money.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 12, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Depends...

Are we talking about the comic book Howard or the Lucas abomination?

by Natto on Aug 11, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to see stats on all of the ducks before I can make a valid selection.

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Aug 11, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s Darkwing’s BABIP?

by jewbacca on Aug 11, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Lucas fiasco.

Lea Thomspon’s appearance compounds the suck. Or something.

by younghutch on Aug 11, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

BANNED

How dare you speak that way about Lorraine Baines Mcfly

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I counter with her “stellar” work in All the Right Moves and Red Dawn.

Too much forehead (fivehead?) and too little acting talent.
Other than that, perfect.

by younghutch on Aug 11, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOLVERINES!

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly,

they are remaking this….

by jewbacca on Aug 11, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Hollywood is trying to ruin everything great about my childhood

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, they’re trying to make money.

Ruining your memories is just a nice bonus.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 11, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wait until they remake The Goonies with the Jonas Bros.

by jewbacca on Aug 11, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just threw up a little bit.

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You bite your tongue!!!

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Between this and the Photoshopped Lincecum Yankee photos, this is killing me.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 11, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know not of these photos as I am not smart. Please explain.

by jewbacca on Aug 11, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

A poster here 'shopped Tim in pinstripes

And said it’s a matter of time until he and Cain are Yankees.

I cried and then drank myself to sleep.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 11, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t even see the picture and it hurts.

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

banned

deported
possibly assassinated

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 11, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the possibly that disturbs me.

by jewbacca on Aug 11, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed

It’s the possibly probability that disturbs me.

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sadface

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

woa, that’s pretty serious stuff… i iz scared

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I gotta believe his soul is in mortal peril after THAT little stunt.

by younghutch on Aug 11, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

beat up in front of AT&T park with a broom

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I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea i took him out while on the way to my rampage right now, i’m on my blackberry now, one sec almost at ATT with the broom

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

since you are all 5

I am not afraid

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...

by natteringnabob on Aug 11, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

now now

I didn’t do both… the Giants will manage to keep one, I’m sure.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...

by natteringnabob on Aug 11, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to go to a movie theater and punch someone now.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

And they’re changing the antagonists to Chinese instead of Russians. Huzzah!

by Natto on Aug 11, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

unpossible
Lea Thomspon’s appearance compounds the suck.

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Aug 11, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT MY MOM’S GOT THE HOTS … FOR ME??

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by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1 I agree on every point

Organizational philosophy is the reason Sabean needs to go at the end of the season. I don’t think he is a crappy GM by any means, but I don’t think he is going to make the proper decisions to take this organization and team to the next level.

We don’t need the Giants organization to be run adequately, but we need it to be run exceptionally, and I just don’t think Sabean is the man to do that

by Squire_Boone on Aug 11, 2009 1:26 PM PDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

As much as I hope the opposite happens, I’d bet money that both Sabes and Bochy are coming back.

by superk1ng on Aug 11, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I could disagree, but you're probably right.

If Nukom (I probably butchered the spelling ) is as smart as he appears to be, he would be wise to make a change. Other organizations have made changes to get them to the next level. The Yankees replaced Showalter following the 1995 season with Torre. Torre was the manager that team needed to get to the next level.

Sure, the Giants could do well with Sabean and Bochy, but I don’t think AS WELL as they potentially could under better management. I’m crossing my fingers hoping Nukom understands this.

by Squire_Boone on Aug 11, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

lies

Mr. Neukom’s bowties are one of the thousands of reasons why he is awesome.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 11, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong.

Great tie. Not with that jacket, however.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 11, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr Mayors Ten Best Dressed Baseball Executives List

/waits patiently

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by nvsfg on Aug 11, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mayor has Neukom as the seventh best dressed owner in baseball.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 11, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tough to match up with the ever-popular “mustard” ensemble.

by younghutch on Aug 11, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

THISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHIS

You have just succinctly and perfectly summarized what I would have taken 10 paragraphs and most of the afternoon and evening to say. Sweet! I now have the afternoon free! Thank you!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 11, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glad I could be of help.

Now lets organize a campaign to convince Nukom to get a better GM and manager!

by Squire_Boone on Aug 11, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I concur with your point.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 11, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON'T SWING AT THAT!

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 11, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

/swings and misses

Sorry Coach

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/head bowed and nodding in disbelief from Carney

//thumbs up from Shawon

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 11, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dunston gives you fun-sized Snickers bars for those who swing at everything.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a pretty terrible sentence.

I can only blame myself.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, it makes Dunston look like a creepy pedophile. HEY KIDS, I GOT CANDY!!!!

But maybe that’s a feature, not a bug.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 11, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Walrusman use candy too?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 11, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He uses Pixie Sticks. The kids seem to like them.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently the proper spelling is ‘Pixy’ which makes no sense to me.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I think it’s STIX

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 11, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad spelling tastes bettr

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

and that is spelled WHYY

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Terry Gross is about 50 years too old for WalrusMan.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 11, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I GRIP THE MIC LIKE A SNOW CONE

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

DATZ CUZ MY RHYMES BE CHILLIN

by Natto on Aug 11, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

DJ Stix needs more calories.

Disfrute Los Gigantes every day at www.leftymalo.com

by leftymalo on Aug 11, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wit da caloreez my body frame be fillin’

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shouldn´t he be able to take the red out of his eyes?

by Mrbasepaul on Aug 11, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss WalrusMan.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's gone?

what happened to him?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 11, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

jponry defeated him in a steel cage match for the mod duties heavyweight belt.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 11, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

The Rush coalition just got smaller.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Leon’s getting Larrrrrger

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can make a hat

or a brooch

or a pterodactyl!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m more into the:

“It looks like I picked the wrong week to quit [any possible thing that helps me cope with the Giants playing like doo-doo].”

by Merope on Aug 11, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

RUSH!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

-1

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, that was the point.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 11, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way dude – we’re still strong!

RUSH!!!!!

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And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 11, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

RUSH!

/flys by night

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

just as planned...

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet she’s behind the mysterious disappearance of kenshin, too…

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 11, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kenshin is an intern. We’ll see him again next summer.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I'm saying is...

…if I was Natto, I’d be watching my back.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 11, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

/writes EliminateMe’s name on the list

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suddenly, his username makes sense!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 11, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was just working weird hours now. “Working.”

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uncle Shawon?

that candy you gave me is makin’ me real sleepy.

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 11, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I liked it...

Wait…are you saying Shawon won’t be giving me candy bars every time Bengie flails at slop?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 11, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The veteran ones are definitely annoying but I think the ones regarding minor league players are the worst for me. I can’t get over how small of a shot Bowker got – I’d even thought it was much longer than it was but 33 AB? REALLY??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

IF BOWKER WAS SO GOOD, WHY DIDN’T HE DO BETTER IN THOSE 33 ABS? HUH?

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think (hope) Bowker will get an extended look next year. Methinks the opening day outfield will/should be Bowker, Rowand, Shierholtz.

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 11, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed
Bowker, RowandVelez, Shierholtz

Rowand will be a waiver casualty to the ChiSox!

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be cool

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 11, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a stat for most sliders in the dirt swung at by an outfield? This outfield would win.

by jewbacca on Aug 11, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Travis loves that pitch too. Why does it seems like every single left handed hitter out of the Giant’s farm the last couple years cannot lay off of that pitch?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 11, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's not their fault

when you swing at every pitch, some of them are bound to sliders in the dirt.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Aug 11, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Good point.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

note

most of them also batted .300 in Fresnopia

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...

by natteringnabob on Aug 11, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

They must not throw sliders in the minors

by superk1ng on Aug 11, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only Selig would see that the slider is devasting baseball and ban it!

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of expect the Giants to sign someone like Endy Chavez and probably dump Lewis, FREDEMPTION notwithstanding.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 11, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Endy Chavez (barf)

I’d rather have Velez and Lewis on the bench

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 11, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chavez might not be ready to play until 2nd half next year. Nasty collision in Seattle tore up one of his knees.

by jewbacca on Aug 11, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know that, but I also didn’t mean I think they’ll sign him specifically – he’s an example of the sort of player I expect them to go after.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 11, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Knee Injury = Gamer. They’ll sign him for 2 yrs 20 million.

by jewbacca on Aug 11, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, AJ Pierzynski=gamer

oh, wait…..

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Aug 11, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, knee to the groin = AJ Pierzynski

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do younger people know about ludes?

Dennis Leary had a bit 15 years ago about how no one does those anymore.
Qualudes=Classy Veteran Drugs?

by jewbacca on Aug 11, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

“Let her go, Let her go give her another qualude she’ll love me in the morning”

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 11, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nerd alert

Interesting story. Quaaludes were made with a particular chemical that basically had no use except to make quaaludes. The Feds/DEA/FDA/somebody went after the manufacturers of the chemical and they stopped production.

Some combination of the chemical being hard to make, the precursors not readily available from cold medicine or the like, and the availability of acceptable substitute goods made quaaludes just disappear.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 11, 2009 3:00 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Aadik already summed up the Giant’s inexplicable distaste for working the count and getting on base by “cheating the game” but it’s just so frustrating that I can’t get over it. They’re completely dependent on hits to get on base and score. Stringing together multiple hits is hard enough but when you combine that with a lineup that has so little power, it becomes clear for everyone watching that it’ll be very hard to score many runs. ARGH. STUPID COACHES. FREE TEACHER TEACH SOMETHING

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 11, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Ted Williams walked over 2,000 times in his career. I wonder if Dunston thinks he cheated the game? What does that even mean? Did he not notice how good Bonds was when he was here? And that one of the things that made Bonds so omgamazing was his incredible plate discipline?

I HAVE QUESTIONS

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shawon could give a shit about BLB. All he cared about was his free Mercedes.

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 11, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

the full quote
“I’m sorry, but you walk 80 times a year, and you don’t hit .300 ever in your career, you’re not that good,” he said. “But he’s up there, putting it on the line. Guys who walk a lot, they say they have a good eye. Maybe they’re just protecting their average. They’re protecting their average, cheating the game.”

what a fucking idiot

by superk1ng on Aug 11, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite part about that quote is that Shawon was a sub-.270 hitter who hit .300 in a full season ONCE.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 11, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad joke

phrasing didn’t come across like it did in my head.

How do I ban myself?

by jewbacca on Aug 11, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I came across another image like this one in a GIS – why exactly were Cubs fans so excited about a .278 average that they felt the need to make signs about it!? I mean, I know they’re Cubs fans, so there’s that, but still.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 11, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Besides his arm and athletic ability, Dunston is best known for the sign. According to the book “Essential Cubs,” the Shawon-O-Meter began in 1989. In April that season, Dunston batted .160 with one RBI. By May 21, he was 15-for-98 (.153). The Cubs were 22-19, and trailed the Mets by a half game.

In Houston, Dunston went 4-for-10 and drove in four of the team’s 13 runs to sweep the Astros and move into first place. For the rest of the season, Dunston did not go three games in a row without a hit.

The Cubs returned to Wrigley on June 5 with Dunston riding a seven-game hitting streak and his average up to .203. The sign was the idea of James Cybul, Melinda Lehman and David Cihla. The original, three-fold, sign barely made it through the series before falling apart. The three constructed a new, sturdier sign that would become a fixture in the bleachers.

He went 5-for-17 as the Cubs took three of four against the Mets, and was batting .213 on June 8 that year. By July 6, it was up to .236 after a late home run against the Padres. He had three hits and six RBIs on Aug. 12 in a 9-7 win over the Phillies to keep the Cubs 2 1/2 games ahead of Montreal.

On Sept. 22, Dunston was hitting .281, which was duly noted by the “Shawon-O-Meter.” He finished the season with a 13-game hitting streak, batting .422 in that stretch. He extended the streak to 14 games on Sept. 26 when the Cubs clinched the pennant in Montreal. Dunston would finish the ’89 season with a .278 average. He batted .305 against the Mets, .310 against the Expos and .325 against the Cardinals that season.

A 1989 version of the sign, showing Dunston hitting .278, was requested by the Smithsonian.

apparently a later version is in the Hall of Fame…

I guess that considering where he started the season, avg-wise, .278 was quite an accomplishment

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up, Shawon Dunston.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

One name doesn't belong on this list
By Teddy Greenstein Tribune staff reporter
November 15, 2002
New manager Dusty Baker plans to seek advice from every Cubs great he knows: Ernie Banks, Andre Dawson, Billy Williams, Shawon Dunston, Ryne Sandberg and Rick Sutcliffe.

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Aug 11, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume that name is Ernie Banks.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 11, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t Bond’s career average under .300? So according to Dunston, he’s not very good.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 11, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, he said “ever in your career,” not “for your career.”

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 11, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Barry’s career average is .298, FYI.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 11, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

~70 hits shy of 3000 too

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, in my rage, I read that incorrectly. I’m sorry Shawon.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 11, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shawn Dunston was Alfonso Soriano with less power.

cut AS’s HRs in half and you have SD

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Aug 11, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gack! Where’s that one from?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 11, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. Dunston does suck. Fire him now, please.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 11, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes please.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said this last night, but it needs to be repeated:

I want this club to score more runs (period, and compared to the other team, as well). To score runs, batters must get on base. Ergo, I want more guys to get on base and I don’t fucking (sorry, but this quote makes me really angry) care how they get there. IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW YOU GET ON, AS LONG AS YOU GET ON BASE, YOU CAN SCORE RUNS!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

getting on base means you didn't make an out

which is considered a good thing in most of the baseball world

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, not if they are going to “cheat the game”. It would be a hollow victory at best.

by Chub Feeney on Aug 11, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dunston's "philosophy" is beyond ridiculous...

As much as I enjoyed Pablo getting some recognition, Lee Jenkins’ Sports Illustrated piece on Pablo Sandoval was one of the worst things I’ve read in SI in some time. I guess I’d at least have to go back to when Rick Reilly was still writing for them.

There were plenty of outrages in the article, but the Shawon Dunston paragraph was a real standout:

“…Longer at bats have led to longer games, and though purists can appreciate the 12-pitch confrontations, the casual fan just wants to see someone like Sandoval take his hacks. As Giants infield coach Shawon Dunston, a notorious free swinger in his playing days, puts it, ‘You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.’

I mean, just the first sentence left me pretty bewildered. I mean, did Jenkins take a poll and find out that casual fans want quick at bats? Does this mean that casual Giants fans are happier when Pablo or Bengie or Richie “takes his hacks” and GIDP’s on the first pitch than they were when Barry would homer after a 10-pitch battle? OK, that’s not really a fair question. How about this one: Are they happier with a first pitch GIDP than with a 10-pitch battle that results in same? I mean, the whole premise seems weird to me. I always thought that all fans—casual and “purist”—were mainly interested in their team winning.

About Dunston…since he’s an infield coach, does he even give advice on hitting? Wouldn’t Carney actively discourage that, unless they were on the same basic page?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 11, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

suck it Bruce Jenkins

That guy does so much talking out his ass that he should use chapstick down there. He is, after all the king of “You don’t have to look at stats to know if someone’s a Hall of Famer. When they are, you just know.”

"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino

by achiappanza on Aug 11, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Random Question, if i can’t go to the game tonight is there a way i can give it back? or is stubhub the way to go?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

givitame!

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Aug 11, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do a fan post, you might have people here that would pay ya for the ticket.

by Merope on Aug 11, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well shit, i just posted them on stubhub… 52 bucks and low price min is 45, one sec… it’s section 126, sorry bout that guys https://www.stubhub.com/san-francisco-giants-tickets/?ticket_id=202198705&quantity_selected=2 sorry bout that guys, dad’s philosophy there, and wanted money for it

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You probably just enabled some Dodger fans to go be assholes tonight.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shawon Dunston was an idiot when he played for the Cubs
Dunston was a career .269 hitter with 150 home runs and 668 RBI in 1814 games. He seldom walked, which is why, despite his decent batting average, during the 18 years he played his on-base percentage was the second worst of those with at least 4500 plate appearances.2 Bill James noted that Dunston was an “eternal rookie, a player who continued until the end of his career to make rookie mistakes.”3

—Wikipedia, under, well, u figure it out.

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Aug 11, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is he employed with this organization? WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO TEACH!?

by superk1ng on Aug 11, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s an expert at throwing the ball really, really hard.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 11, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

throwing hard coach.

every team needs a THC.

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Aug 11, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daily practice at 4:20

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

In fact

If Dunston were a minor leaguer today, it wouldn’t just be wilriv saying he should to the rubber – I would agree.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 11, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is unbelievable – Dunston needs to go!

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 11, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dunston hit a HR in the game-that-shall-not-be-named. He gets a forever pass in my book.

On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.

by GameSix on Aug 11, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

and what effect did that have on the game? sure, it would have been a nice story if they had won, but they didn’t, and now he is poisoning the developing minds on this team.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 11, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol @ the internet

and now he is poisoning the developing minds on this team.

On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.

by GameSix on Aug 11, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol @ format fail

lol @ the internet

and now he is poisoning the developing minds on this team.

On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.

by GameSix on Aug 11, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't get it...

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 11, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

My bad.

Isn’t this a little bit of the typical internet “sky is falling” syndrome? How is he poisoning the minds of our hitters? Also, I guess the homerun doesn’t count because we lost?

On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.

by GameSix on Aug 11, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m with you on the homerun thing, but he is preaching a hitting philosophy that is terrible to hitters who are naturally inclined to follow it anyway. He’s reinforcing negative behaviors in our hitters, which is about as much as you can poison their minds.

In short: Shawon Dunston is doing as much as he possibly can to hurt the hitters on this team. Maybe it has a small effect, maybe it has a big one, but he shouldn’t be doing it.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 11, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you want me to please think about the children. I guess.\

That HR was pretty cool at the time, though. NEVER but try to FORGET

On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.

by GameSix on Aug 11, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much, my problem is that he keeps saying stupid shit that couldn’t possibly help the team. So I don’t want him doing it.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 11, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh trust me, if the sky was falling, McCovey Chronicles would have three fanposts after MLBtraderumors.com reported it.

Yeah, maybe he’s just talking out of his ass and the players don’t listen to him. However, considering their hack-tastic ways, it seems to me like it’s becoming a clubhouse mentality that favors aggressiveness over getting on base at any cost, and if Dunston didn’t create that mentality, he sure as heck is fostering it.

And by no means am I saying that his home run meant nothing or didn’t count. I’m just saying that he shouldn’t be enshrined in Giants lore and get a pass from the organization or the fans because of it, and it definitely does not excuse the mentality he brings to the current clubhouse, which is killing the team.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 11, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are two separate things...

…what Dunston did in ’02, and what he is doing now.

Dunston’s home run in Game 6 was very cool, and might’ve ended up being somewhat heroic, almost in a J.T. Snow 2000 NLDS kind of way, had things gone the way they should’ve. The HR does causes me to think of Dunston more fondly, when I think of the 2002 World Series (which isn’t often).

What he is evidently doing now is idiotic and harmful, and basically, I couldn’t give a flying flip what he did in 2002, if what he is doing now is a big part of what is screwing this team up right now.

In the end, it’s yet another little thing that makes me wonder about Brian Sabean’s capacity to build a World Series champion. Why was Shawon Dunston hired? What does he do well that helps make the Giants a better ballclub? When I look at the Giants media guide and see all the former Giants and former front office people who hold down little more than a title, I begin to suspect that people get hired and kept around for a lot of reasons other than merit and ability. It looks to me very much like an old boy/crony network that isn’t very effective.

I’d love to see someone young and sabermetrically-oriented come in and clean out the dead wood.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 11, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you really believe this?

What he is evidently doing now is idiotic and harmful, and basically, I couldn’t give a flying flip what he did in 2002, if what he is doing now is a big part of what is screwing this team up right now.

Sounds like internet craziness at its finest. He’s a f**king infield coach. He’s not responsible for Rowand’s inability to hit curves, Bengie’s fall-off super slump, or our young players inexperience. Come back from the ledge.

On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.

by GameSix on Aug 12, 2009 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

There may be some hyperbole going on here, but you can’t think that if this guy is telling some of our younger players, “Just swing at everything! Walks make you gay!” that they aren’t listening, and that it’s detrimental to an approach they need to employ. Namely, taking a fucking pitch.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 12, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which younger players are you referring to? Sandoval swings at everything anyway. Ishikawa can’t hit a curveball. Velez has credited Carney and a hitting coach at triple A. I just don’t see what the internet outrage is about.

On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.

by GameSix on Aug 12, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I too would like to see someone young come and clean out dead wood.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Aug 13, 2009 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

wat

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 11, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will assume you disappeared to commit hari-kari.

And then failed.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 11, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Part of what some people might not grasp is that while we’re all stoked the Giants are in the playoff hunt – in August, mind you – the way they take at bats is not conducive to ending the season in the hunt for the playoffs. I can’t help but think that stupid decisions like batting Winn 5th is just the type of decision-making that’s going to doom this team in the end.

Grant, your writeup is spot on. And that makes me weep.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 11, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

If they do end up in the playoffs it could very well be a humiliating experience. If they play like they do when it really counts, which is not a pretty picture.

by BittyBee Loche on Aug 11, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just this morning I was thinking that I hope they don’t make the playoffs. They’d be humiliated in the first round, scoring maybe a total of 2 runs over 3 games.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 11, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Who cares if they get humiliated? I’d rather take the chance that they do well.

If 2003 Edgardo Alfonzo could light the world on fire in the division series, anyone can.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 11, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still hate Timo Perez and Benny Agbayani.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 11, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOBBY MOTHERFUCKING JONES

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 11, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

True story

I used to know a Mets fan who ranted and raved about how signing Roberto Alomar and ditching Benny Agbayani proved the Mets’ front office was inept and knew nothing about baseball.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 11, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just cranky with the team right now. But I do wonder if it’s better to make the playoffs and get stomped, or not make the playoffs and prod management to make some necessary changes before next season.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 11, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve had enough years of not making the playoffs.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 11, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. And maybe I’m just too pessimistic for my own good. But I don’t want to be crushingly disappointed yet again.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 11, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think making the playoffs would be beneficial for the young players on the team.
As fans we won’t be expecting them to go to the World Series so we shouldn’t be too bitterly disappointed.

Remember how Lincecum struggled with high pressure / high intensity situations on opening day this year and at the All-Star game? Cain, Sandoval and the others have yet to play in the Bigs under that sort of pressure, getting them all some on-the-job-training might not be a bad thing.

by Merope on Aug 11, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well now you’re just going and making sense. I’m too busy overreacting and letting my emotions take over!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 11, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

but…but… this isn’t a gameday thread! I thought it was okay to make sense here!

by Merope on Aug 11, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

a lot of times teams that win the WS have lost in the playoffs the previous seasons when they were knocking on the door (Like the Phillies in 2008, Cardinals in 2006, Red Sox in 2004) especially when they have a good nucleus of players that helps them win consistently. Hatred of losing can also be a huge motivating factor for these squads.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of those organizations are well-run and have an idea of how to build a team. Do you think that both of those are true of this organization?

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

certainly not as well as those orgs. Sometimes I feel like the Giants are starting to get a clue, but then reality kicks back in. But I also don’t think that kinda thing is more than a one-year process and as far as I can tell, this team has been in rebuilding mode only since 2008.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes – at the risk of sounding like a grit worshiper, I think playoff experience is invaluable…

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know I love you & your niblets, but

I have to say two things about that comment. One is that there is no humiliation for THIS team to make the playoffs THIS year and get curbstomped in the first round— no shame in that, given everything.

The other is that NOTHING will teach THIS front office anything. They just won’t get the signal. They just won’t derive the right lesson or search for (or develop) the right skill sets. Rule One of No Org Philosophy Club is: No Learning. Rule Two is: Try to make everyone think it’s actually Fight Club.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 11, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Upon reflection, you are correct on all counts.

It would be great if the team made the playoffs, even if my sorrow would be so much deeper if they were shutout in three games and promptly eliminated.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 11, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, man

Be sure to bring lots of beer.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 11, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh-- waaaaaaay ahead of you.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 11, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could live with getting beat in the playoffs by a superior team playing superior ball, but this Giants team constantly shoots itself in the foot with inept offense and brainless slop hacking and if they make the playoffs that’s very likely how they’ll lose. I’ll watch it and curse it.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s that? Playoffs? You talk about playoffs! Playoffs?! I hope we can win a game!

by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Aug 11, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

how am i supposed make my teamates better in practice?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Practice? You’re talking practice?

by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Aug 11, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s so amazing is that this team has basically won in spite of itself.

It continually fails to do the little things right on offense, despite being a team that desperately NEEDS to do the little things right to score runs. A team with trouble getting on base should spend extra time working the counts and tiring out opposing starting pitchers, instead of all the first ball slop hacking.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

they should do like Bocock did to start the season last year, crouch down real low and hope the pitcher walks you.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’d be a start. at least make pitchers throw strikes before swinging.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not making this up

Brian Bocock’s BB% from last year would lead our team.

Still the loving, adoptive father of Hector Sanchez. And who doesn't love switch-hitting catchers with power and patience?

by tedfordfan on Aug 11, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Random thought

If y’all could hire a new GM, Manager, and coaching staff tomorrow, who would you want?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 11, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

1) J.P. Riccardi
2) Billy Beane
3) Agent Ned

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

In all honesty, I would take that girl assistant GM from the Dodgers or Gillick

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, her name is only five letters long – you can retain that much information!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 11, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Itry not to reatin to much dodger trivia

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed!

1) J.R. Riccardi Phillips
2) Billy Beane
3) Agent Ned

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 11, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please be kidding about Ricciardi

That guy should have been great, but has been lousy in Toronto. Pass.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 11, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was kidding about all of them

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 11, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look up above, and you’ll see the fix. Obviously he wants JR Phillips to be the GM of the team. Because SHN knows where it’s at!

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 11, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

JR Phillips the baseball player, or JRPhillips the McCovey Chronicles poster?

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 11, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who says they’re different?

Okay, we’re not the same person… I now hate you for making me reveal this shocking niblet…

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 11, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deep in the A’s circles, they believe J.P. Richardi is one of the dumbest man in baseball. It’s a wonder that he still has a job.

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

o

I am kidding. I really want them to give Kim Ng a chance or make a run at Gillick who is an awesome GM

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Kim Ng
2. Lenn Sakata
3. Coaches from any other team with Dave Righetti

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Aug 11, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody from the Redsox, Rangers or Marlins

by superk1ng on Aug 11, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

GM I mean

Managers don’t really matter, just somebody that won’t screw up our pitchers. Pitching coach is the only real coach that makes a difference and I like our current one.

by superk1ng on Aug 11, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone in the Joe Maddon mold would be a great manager for this team. Imagine how good a lineup would be if someone liked playing younger player.

Also Bengie shouldn’t be hitting clean up. Has that been brought up here?

by jewbacca on Aug 11, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is the first i’ve heard of it

On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.

by GameSix on Aug 11, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 11, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sandy Alderson
Paul De Posesta

Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Aug 11, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Paul De Posdesta

\Fixed

Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Aug 11, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Paul DePodesta

/fixed

DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!

by PAWarrior on Aug 11, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it makes anyone feel better

The ESPN AccuScore page is giving us better odds winning tonight than last night. Why, I do not know.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 11, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Accu-pity

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Aug 11, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

And BTW, great piece Grant… EXACTLY how I’ve felt all day, and for most of the season.

Only when I am eliminated by MIke Krukow will my life's work be complete

by NateisGreat on Aug 11, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's worse?

A) A team with so little talent they you know night in and night out that they aren’t going to give you much.

B) A team with budding young stars, which wins enough games to stay in the hunt, but is being held back by internal decisions (from the people who are supposed to have the most interest in the organization).

Only when I am eliminated by MIke Krukow will my life's work be complete

by NateisGreat on Aug 11, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants were pretty much A last year, and this season is definitely better than that.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 11, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as we’re winning, right? But what happens if these mistakes continue to haunt us?

Only when I am eliminated by MIke Krukow will my life's work be complete

by NateisGreat on Aug 11, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly the problem with this team. It’s great that they’re playing over their heads, but it doesn’t seem sustainable for a playoff push.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 11, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And BTW, great piece Grant… EXACTLY how I’ve felt all day, and for most of the season.

Only when I am eliminated by MIke Krukow will my life's work be complete

by NateisGreat on Aug 11, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

In arguably the biggest game of the season so far, we send Randy Winn out to hit in the 5-spot! Speechless.

Only when I am eliminated by MIke Krukow will my life's work be complete

by NateisGreat on Aug 11, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants, to Grant:

Another quaalude, he’ll love me in the morning

On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.

by GameSix on Aug 11, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

This scarface reference has already been made above, please diregard

On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.

by GameSix on Aug 11, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It almost seems like the Giants brass panicked late June or so when gasp the Giants found themselves in contention, if only for the wild card. Suddenly, the philosophy of “let the kids play and grow while understanding that they might suck for awhile” went by the wayside..ushering in the strategy of unlimited at-bats for AuriliaRenteriaWinnRowand et al ’cuz after all, veterans know how to win when the going gets clutch.

I wonder if it might it might have been better (long-term) if they never got to within 10 games of the wild card…

by younghutch on Aug 11, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m with you on point about playing veterans that have no right to be in the lineup. However, I still don’t understand the hate for Rowand this year. No, he’s not a perfect player and he should never be the third-best hitter on a contending team, but this team is contending he is it’s third-best hitter. Now, he’s not healthy right now and I suspect that that’s hurting his performance. The dude should have gone on the DL as soon as he got hurt right after the All-Star break. However, he has no way earned mention alongside those other three guys. Toss Bengie into that group, if you need a fourth.

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by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

scott is this generation’s pedro feliz!

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by GameSix on Aug 11, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are all Aaron Rowand?

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by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gah! How did I forget about Bengie?

You’re right about Rowand. I shouldn’t have lumped him in there. As a part of the puzzle (like he was in Chi & Phi) he’s damn near the perfect player. I get frustrated when I expect him to be the centerpiece…and then realize that throwing money at a player doesn’t make him a better player necessarily.

by younghutch on Aug 11, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is basically how I feel. Last year’s Scott: terrible. This year’s Scott: useful and can carry a team for a few weeks. I’m rooting for him to continue being useful.

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by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s really disappointing is reading Bochy say something to the extent of, "Well Kuroda was really good and by the time we could get him out we were to their bullpen which is excellent.

For some reason this organization doesn’t connect the dots. If our first 15 batters would of seen another pitche or two, we’d get Kuroda out of the game much earlier.

Not only does seeing more pitches greatly increase the lineup’s chance of being productive, but it’s also a terrific strategy when facing a pitcher with his A game.

by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Aug 11, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Doubly maddening is that other teams do it to us sooo much.

by younghutch on Aug 11, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please, Bow Tie, if you are reading this, give us some kind of indication or acknowledgement.

I hope, for the love of God, that somebody reads this blog in the Giants Front office. Not because they need to be told how poorly they are running things, but because they need to realize how frustrated and angry their fan base is.

This season’s success is nice. I understand that. Unfortunately I cringe at the thought that we stumbled upon this success by a combination of sheer luck and dominating individual performances and is almost certain to never repeat it because of our own futility in the front office.

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

well put

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manufacturing runs, 'cause, ya know, that's what we DEPEND on...

While the overall improved team speed this year has boosted the Giants’ first-to-third acumen (Molina notwithstanding), they still have an uncanny ability to completely strand runners at second base with nobody out. Freddy Sanchez might be the only righty on the team that would consciously employ an inside-out approach to move the runner, and he hasn’t even been here 2 weeks.

It’s not just “Swing at everything.” More like “Swing at everything as though it were the home run derby, with zero regard for the current game situation.”

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by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like "Swing at everything as though it were the home run derby, with zero regard for the current game situation."

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by daveinexile on Aug 11, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

that perfectly describes Juan Uribe.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is a pretty ugly swing. At some point the bat will fly out his hands and seriously injure someone.

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by nvsfg on Aug 11, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Swing at everything as though it were the home run derby, with zero regard for the current game situation."

I see more swings that look like, “HOLY CRAP, THAT SLIDER OUTSIDE IN THE DIRT ALMOST GOT PAST ME!!! Good thing I weakly slapped it foul!” than like they’re swinging for the fences.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 11, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah and you see it on 2-0 counts too.

Baffling.

by younghutch on Aug 11, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

masked my point
More like "Swing at everything as though it were the home run derby, with zero regard for the current game situation."

What I’m getting at is Giants hitters swing as though they expect every pitch is a batting practice fastball down the middle.

by BobSacamano on Aug 11, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

A few months ago I was comfortable complaining about how the Giants don’t understand how to take a pitch, but at this point, let’s face the facts: this team is stuck in it’s ways for the rest of the season. This team just doesn’t make adjustments. They could get no-hit in each of the next twenty games, and they would still take the same approach at the plate.

I’m going to turn on the TV tonight and watch Bengie swing at every pitch in the dirt (then wonder why the team hasn’t extended his contract yet), Ishikawa swing at every low-inside breaking ball, Renteria look like a deer in the headlights, and Randy Winn be Randy Winn. That’s just the way it is… The sad part is that we have an offense so awful that it could prevent the best pitching staff in baseball (statistically) from reaching the playoffs. But honestly, it doesn’t surprise me anymore.

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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 11, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, last night at least Ishikawa took a low-inside breaking abll and walked. So everything you wrote must not be true!! Nyah!

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by kennv on Aug 11, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker laid off two low and in sliders before smashing his triple last week. Progress.

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by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That explains why they sent him down. Insufficient hackitude!

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by EliminateMe on Aug 11, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with what you’re saying Useful, but I think more people are more worried that changes aren’t being made for the future.

I would be satisfied with just a philosophical change in the minor leagues figuring that the vets are too set in their ways. Unfortunately I don’t see any signs that the organizational hitting philosophy is about to change

by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Aug 11, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I think we might sometimes overrate our younger players. Do we really think Bowker has a future as an impact Major Leaguer? Or Nate? Or Todd Linden? How do we fail so badly at developing hitters? Why why why…
I do agree with others that our rookies-young players do not seem to get a fair chance at proving themselves, and have been jerked around constantly.

by Mrbasepaul on Aug 11, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I think we might sometimes overrate our younger players. Do we really think Bowker has a future as an impact Major Leaguer?
I do agree with others that our rookies-young players do not seem to get a fair chance at proving themselves, and have been jerked around constantly.

…Really?

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by groug on Aug 11, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing is, we know what Randy Winn’s ceiling is (getting lower by the minute I might add) but do we really know what Bowker’s is? Or Frandsen? Winn & Molina & Renteria are out of surprises…you’ll never catch lightning in a bottle if your bottle is full of Bengie.

From what I understand, Albert Pujols was just some guy in the Cardinal’s farm system.

by younghutch on Aug 11, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's be fair

The Giants have recently developed young talent. Sandoval, obviously, and Schierholtz. They’ve given Ishikawa ample chances to develop. The guy who played most regularly for the first three months of the season was Manny Burriss. And does anyone doubt that Posey will be our starting catcher next season? All those years we never developed any players at all; right now i see some grounds for optimism.

My question is, how much of our FS improvement is due to Sabean, and how much is due to Dick Tidrow, how much is due to John Barr? We’re reaping some dividends from greatly improved drafting. Isn’t that Barr?

There’s also reason to be skeptical of Bowker or of Frandsen. Bowker wasn’t given much of a chance, it’s true, but he also looked terrible in his few at bats. Let’s not discount the possibility that Bochy or Sabes or the scouting department knows more than we do about player development.
Having said that, there’s no excuse for batting Bengie 4th, or Winn 5th.

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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 11, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, I’m with you, really I am…until I read the last sentence of your post.

I just can’t reconcile that the same dolts who bat Molina 4th & Winn 5th can accurately evaluate talent.

It’s maddening.

by younghutch on Aug 11, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

True enough. I’ve done this too: Sabes is a dolt, Bochy’s a moron. They’re not. They’re not idiots. It does make sense to value a veteran over a prospect—veterans have survived the cruel Darwinism of baseball development. Prospects haven’t.

That said, I do fervently wish that Neukom fires Sabes, which also means firing Bochy. I do think we can do better. Let’s admit that for every three failures there’s been one success, and let’s agree as well that that’s not a good enough track record.

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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 11, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabes is a dolt, Bochy’s a moron.

pithy exposition.

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by seesdifferent on Aug 11, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate and Travis were out of options, so the team was gonna give them a chance to develop or risk losing them outright. However, it did take the team a while to let Nate see the field (remember the Nate who? meme.) And what did we learn? that they could play a little and be useful.

Burriss was the least deserving of the bunch based on his overall track record and he still got a couple months of playing time to prove he sucked. Frandsen gets intermittent PAs before being declared a utility guy who should stfu if he doesn’t like his role. He wasn’t given a real shot.

But, you’re right the team is starting to develop some good hitters.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And as far as Nate getting a chance, he only really got one after several months of barely any playing time and really only because he got hot right out of the gate as Fred was slumping…

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by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop with the “It was Barr, not Sabean!” nonsense regarding drafts.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 11, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the herky jerky treatment of the minor leaguers prevents the Giants from really knowing what they have and very likely contributes to their failure. When Frandsen comes up for a bereavement leave situation, he knows had better go 4 for 4 or he’s toast. Same with Bowker. That’s a lot of added pressure that young guys don’t need.

Sabes basically said that those call ups of Guzmand, Bowker and Frandsen were all done with the hopes that a hot bat from Fresno could ignite the offense. (Velez, too and he actually did) There was never any intention of keeping them here to work thru any adjustments/struggles. That’s no way to develop useful players.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Linden had a staggering season at AAA, but it was his third full season there, and his K rate was still very high. We now have a better sense of when minor-league K rates are so high that projections break down.

There are also good reasons to think that Frandsen, Schierholtz, Guzman, etc aren’t going to be good major-leaguers.

But Bowker is a different story. The guy murdered AAA in his first real shot at that level, based in part on what appeared to be a significant shift in philosophy. That after he hit .306/.363/.523 with Dodd as his home park, and .255/.300/.408 in the majors, basically jumping from AA to the majors after a short stay at Fresno. Then he goes back to Fresno and hits .341/.444/.607 in 369 PA this year, with a 16.0% BB rate. He even had 58 BB v. 54 K!!

Granted, 369 PA isn’t the greatest sample size, but he put up those numbers in AAA and cut his K rate to 17.7%. What kills me is here’s a guy showing genuine improvement after holding his own in the majors last year (sure, he faded from his big start, but that’s what adjustments are for). Then he goes back to AAA and does EXACTLY what he needs to do to improve. Given more exposure to the majors, we should expect that he’s going to lay off the low inside slider (see SF Pete’s comment posted above as I type this) and that he is going to get better.

I’m not saying that Bowker is the caliber of prospect of the guys I’m going to reference, but that just tells me that if Bowker were a first-round draft pick he would get better treatment and a better shot. Look at the way Gordon Beckham struggled this year before getting hot and making adjustments. Look at Adam Lind, who put up a .678 OPS in 2007 and .755 in 2008 before turning into what he is now. There are so many guys who had the chance to adjust, and Bowker isn’t going to get that much better against the big-league slider unless he has a chance to face it.

BOWKER GOT 36 PA BEFORE BEING SENT DOWN. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? This organization is ridiculous. Sure, I understand playing the hot hand, as with Bowker last year and with Velez this year. But the BRASSZZZ seems to have a very limited understanding of hitters and minor-league performance. Sure, play Velez now, but don’t think he’s magically going to keep this level of performance up. If the team wants a power hitter who is cheap and under the team’s control, a guy who will save the money that the team otherwise would spend on a FA bat, THEN PLAY BOWKER. He is the answer, and 36 PA is just ridiculous.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 11, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

but that just tells me that if Bowker were a first-round draft pick 36 years old and a 15 year veteran at the ass end of his career he would get better treatment and a better shot.

He won’t get a shot with the Giants, and what’s doubly frustrating is I’d have really liked the Giants to have traded him for Freddy Sanchez. Because I’d really like to see what Bowker could do in a full season in the pros, and he’s got a better chance of discovering that in Pitt than he does in SF.

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by JRPhillips on Aug 11, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frandsen might not ever be a good major leaguer, but it sure would have been nice to let him start at 2nd for the first few months of this season before trading Alderson for Freddy Sanchez.

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by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amen.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 11, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Bowker doesn’t but he deserves more than 33 sporadic ABs to prove it.

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by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

reply fail

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by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is my opinion that pie is very delicious.

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS!

and RUSH! is awesome, too. =p

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now a Rush tune about pie…well, that would be something.

by younghutch on Aug 11, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, sir. You are incorrect.

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by can of corn on Aug 11, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve double checked, and I’m pretty sure I’ve got this one nailed.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 11, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

No you don’t. Science says you’re wrong.

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by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, neil pert is a scientist of the DRUMS. see, PROOF!

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCIENCE FAIL

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by jcb9 on Aug 11, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol what

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 11, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wish i had something to say about MAN-ON-HORSE being AOK… i have no words

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopalong Cassidy

Gene Autry, and other mans on horses.

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Aug 11, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Before anyone goes super crazy, this was a SomethingAwful Photoshop Phriday job.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You joined that forum? my friends love that place

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but I read it frequently.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i figured it was something like that

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

im listening to RUSH! right now

and I do believe it is kicking some major ass

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your beliefs are, well, yours to fuck up as you see fit.

by FreshStart on Aug 11, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY NOW

We had a poll a while back and it clearly and conclusively determined that Rush sux. Why do you hate Democracy?

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by jcb9 on Aug 11, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i demand a recount!

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Democracy doesn’t recognize musical brilliance!

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by can of corn on Aug 11, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure it does

Musical brilliance just looks nothing like Rush.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 11, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s coming through a crack in the wall;
on a visionary flood of alcohol;
from the staggering account
of the Sermon on the Mount
which I don’t pretend to understand at all.
It’s coming from the silence
on the dock of the bay,
from the brave, the bold, the battered
heart of Chevrolet:
Democracy is coming to the U.S.A.

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by jcb9 on Aug 11, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh look, Leonard Cohen.

An actual genius.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 11, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t think I was calling RUSH! ‘genius’… THEY R GUD THO

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today’s pie make he gets high on you
And the pastries he bakes he gets by on you

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars FTW

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 11, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey you got some Rush in my pie.

Hey you got some pie in my Rush.

2 great things that go great together…

by younghutch on Aug 11, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

like the combination taco bell and pizza hut?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

<3 Lenny

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by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lenny=white

Carl=black

Lenny Leonard and Carl Carlson

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 11, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tibor

sez you are a racist

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by natteringnabob on Aug 11, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Democracy...

a great song by The Damned.

and I also am of the opinion that Rush is teh awesome.

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by zenbitz on Aug 11, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

1/2 = %50 = F

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by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you rush a pie, the crust will attain a cheese-like consistency and the filling….well, nevermind the filling.

by FreshStart on Aug 11, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rush = Cheese

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by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Rush were a pie it would be a pie made out of garbage with a poo crust.

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by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Rush were a pie, it would be a cake.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

For me, depends on the pie

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

WRONG!

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by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

U R 5

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 11, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for having my back, Sofa King. Pie is good, always.

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by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cake is good. Pie is better. FACT!

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by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody likes the song “short skirt long jacket”? i did… oh well, at least i tried

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This makes me want to start a band called Pie just so it would be better than Cake.

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by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing is better than cake, sorry, but if you will be better than cake i’ll give you pie

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LONG SKIRT SHORT JACKET

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 11, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

girl would be less attractive… i like it the other way around

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 11, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

cropped jacket+pencil skirt

Looks pretty fabulous to me.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 11, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me= Fail at fashion, thanks for the pic to help me out, and i will change that statement slightly

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t affect how attractive she is. It might affect how long I could last, but that’s a whole ’nother issue.

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by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s all about the beauty on the inside!

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would have to be a pretty bad ass band. But at least you would have a head start with a better name.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s a crude joke about this being a hair band but I’m too much of a gentleman to make it.

by younghutch on Aug 11, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

going the distance isn’t bad…

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about cake pie?

All the goodness of cake, filled with the wonderfulness of pie!

by jewbacca on Aug 11, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK what’s the story on Boston Cream Pie? Looks like cake sort of but is referred to as “pie”.

Some sort of Commie plot perhaps? Did Rush invent it?

by younghutch on Aug 11, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheesecake is pie.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 11, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 11, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

UR5

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, i’m laughing too hard to come up with a comeback… U R 2

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

U DED DOG

MEET ME AT THE BALLPARK, BUT PLEASE MAKE IT SOMETIME IN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS BECAUSE AFTER THAT I LEAVE ON VACATION BUT IN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS ANYTIME BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 6 AND 10 SHOULD BE GOOD FOR ME SO CHECK YOUR SCHEDULE AND CALL ME SO WE CAN DISCUSS THE DATE. ANYWAY UR 5.

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HAPPENED TO BE OUT OF TOWN ON IMPORTANT BUSINESS UNTIL THE END OF THE MONTH PERHAPS SOMETIME IN SEPTEMBER MIGHT WORK OUT BETTER FOR BOTH OF US BUT YOU ARE STILL SO DED AND TOTALLY 5

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

might wanna throw a bottle of Gatorade

Just to make sure

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 11, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAYBE I CAN SHUFFLE SOME THINGS AROUND TO MAKE IT WORK BUT I’LL HAVE TO GET BACK 2 U. IN THE MEAN TIME, STOP MAKING FUN OF DED PPL

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

UR ALL 5 NOBODY TALKS ABOUT BASEBALL ON THSI SITE!!11

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by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

wuts baseball?

this isn’t a billy mays gossip site?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god, Billy Mays? cocaine killed him?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

see?

UR 5

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOw DARE U MENSHUN THE NAEM OF A PERSON WHO IS NOT ALIVE?

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did someone pee on his statue

or am I misinformed?

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Aug 11, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

BASEBALL IS SLOW AND BORING!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPECIALLY BETWEEN INNINGS! SCREW THAT!

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

MEET ME IN THE CLUB

IT’S GOIN DOWN

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by GiantPain on Aug 11, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Frandsen and John Bowker are just not a good players

How many ABs do they need to convince some of you people?

by Josh L on Aug 11, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

It would take about 20,000 to convince me they’re worse than the current incarnations of Aurilia and Renteria.

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by jcb9 on Aug 11, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somewhere between 43 and an actual fucking sample where you can see what they can do over a prolonged period of consistent playing time.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 11, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heck yea, is it possible for frandsen to do much worse than Edgar? we’re having the same talks every day it seems

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria sucks and is a joke but

I’d still rather have him play than frandsen.

by Josh L on Aug 11, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously dude, i’m not trusting a guy that has bone spurs in his elbow making throws from SS, in my opinion why not give Frandsen a shot at SS, but if not it’s Uribe>>>Edgar, so whatever

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you Bruce Bochy?

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by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone sucks in our minor league systems, we suck

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

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by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, it’s just his lap-top, kicking some e-tires.

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by cornball on Aug 11, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Retaliatory questions:

How do you know?

by younghutch on Aug 11, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe more than three days’ worth.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

More than 33? And maybe not spread out over the course of like 4 weeks for them?

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by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Package Guzman, Frandsen and Bowker for freddy Sanchez NOW!!

I still cant believe people wanted to do that trade. Even if Sanchez is playing good.

by kvdp12 on Aug 11, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

When people rosterbate while making packages, I always imagine a bunch of players in a box with a ribbon around it.

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

like this?

Shame on you

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by natteringnabob on Aug 11, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

hah

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

“not gonna get you a diamond ring, that sort of gift don’t mean anything”

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 11, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: if anyone cares about the UFL (United Football League) San Francisco’s team is called the “California Redwoods” WOOOOOOO! GET PUMPED

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

cause when i think hard hitting action, i think redwoods

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those guys better be as big as redwoods

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

So uh… the uniforms are what? brown pants and green jerseys?

by Merope on Aug 11, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, green blue and white, very pretty colors

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

So after taking a break from this thread for a few hours, I look and see something like “170 new comments”. I say to self, “Hey, maybe Aurilia got cut!”.

Imagine my surprise when in fact, it was just a result of Rush and pie.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 11, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh, by “surprise” do you happen to mean “the exact opposite of surprise?”

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 11, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

we were talking about billy mays too!

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just don’t start it again

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pie > Aurilia getting cut > Rush

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by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually have to agree with the hierarchy there

Though Rush is still awesome. Challenge me on it. I’ll meet you out back with a broken beer bottle.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 11, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I already have RUSH! so I would have to agree the thing i dont have (lack of richie on this team) might be preferable

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was simply trying to say that every other possible alternative is greater than Rush. I find this to be true in life as well as this example.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason my mind say this as “…a result of Russian pie.”

by younghutch on Aug 11, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to GIS Russian Pie, but thought better of it as I am at work….

by jewbacca on Aug 11, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, i kinda wanted to see what people think here about when you’re at the game and see a fight going on between giants fans and dodger fans, there always seems to be beer thrown at people, am i the only one that thinks it’s stupid? spend 8.50 on a beer that you throw at someone?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

9.75 for the good stuff

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

True dat.

However, last year’s Fenway incident where a fan hucked a large slice of pizza ($24.99 + tax) at a player was well nigh hilarious.

by younghutch on Aug 11, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

at a player, that’d be funny as hell, but at another fan it’s an effing waste

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

All aspects of that are stupid.

Fighting over sports is stupid. Throwing beer is stupid. Throwing beer at others in an altercation you’re not even part of is stupid. There’s just not an unstupid angle to that whole situation.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 11, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless you are trying to defend yourself or better yet your kid…

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, if one is in a situation that has escalated to a fight, one is stupid. (So was the other side.)

And DOUBLY stupid if he lets himself get sucked into a bad situation when he’s with his kid. There is just no way you would be at a ballgame and in the position of having to “defend yourself or better yet your kid” without some heavy duty contributory stupidity.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 11, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soooo basically your point in a nutshell, walk away… Yea i never really go to a game with the intention of fighting nor would i ever get into a fight at a game, BUT i’m not going to let someone pound me, hence, i won’t throw a punch in that situation i’d just hold him down and wait for help i guess you could say, the way where i would not get screwed

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walking away would be a later option

Actually, I’m saying don’t escalate it to begin with. Don’t add fuel to that fire. People get in fights, but it tends not be random bystanders— it’s someone who was adding energy to the situation. I’m saying it’s stupid to be that person (as well as the person who throws the first punch).

But yes, if you simply cannot control enraging an idiot, then walking away would be smarter than fighting.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 11, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep, i’d rather knock the guy out then walk away… no, i just wouldn’t care at all about a fight, since there’s no point to getting screwed out of watching a game AND getting arrested, screw that shit

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Easy for a Mayor to say

Not everyone has bodyguards/goons on the city payroll

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by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmmm....

what if you are drunk? Then it’s OK, right?

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by zenbitz on Aug 11, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only marginally related...

At the Giants v. Mariners game that Johnson started in Seattle, a guy got thrown out for having a beer thrown AT HIM, the thrower was not ejected. The guy got the beer thrown at him because he wouldn’t sit down when the Giants got a rally going….

by jewbacca on Aug 11, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea that stuff got going last night when this one dodger woman got escorted out by the police, she wouldn’t sit down at all, and her explanation “we do this at dodger stadium all the time, why can’t i do this here?”

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

when in Rome

Do as the chimpanzees that hurl their own feces, I guess.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 11, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

SEATLOL

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by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's a bad idea all around

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 11, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lineup tonight

I haven’t seen a Giant lineup yet, but here is the Dodger lineup for tonight’s game if anyone is interested:

Furcal SS
Martin C
Ethier RF
Manny LF
Blake 3B
Loney 1B
Kemp CF
Castro 2B
Wolf P

by Eric Stephen on Aug 11, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Any word on who’s pitching for you guys tomorrow?

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 11, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its looking like “a bullpen game” according to Torre. Might have Weaver start, followed by James McDonald, and just see how far they can go. McDonald in particular has been pitching in the bullpen for about 6 weeks so he’s unlikely to go more than 2 or 3 innings. Weaver tends to tire in the 4th inning or so.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 11, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Based on history, Wolfe will probably go all 9 innings tonight and you guys will have a fully rested ’pen tomorrow.

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 11, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 11, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm intersted in this lineup

Which ones can we have?

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by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 Kemp plz

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 11, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta love it. We’re drooling over Kemp…and he’s hitting 7th in their lineup.

by younghutch on Aug 11, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the second or third best hitter in that lineup.

Joe Torre be crazy.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 11, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Joe Torre just for this reason.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

CASTRO WULD B A GOOD FIT 4 FRISCO LOL

by Natto on Aug 11, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Wolf fellow might hit cleanup for the Giants. LOL Dodgers are stupid and don’t know a good thing when they see it.

Oh and:

Suck
it
Russell
Martin

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Aug 11, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a lot to type.

Maybe we could go with “S.I.R.M.”

by younghutch on Aug 11, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason I read that and thought of Slurm

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by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That guy batting second can suck it

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by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obligatory

SUCK IT, RUSSELL MARTIN

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

MARTIN IT, RUSSELL SUCK

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck Russell Martin It

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by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Russell Martin, Sucez-Le

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 11, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chupalo Russell Martin

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 11, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that Kemp is still batting 7th.

PS – Suck it Russell Martin!

by The Double Deuce on Aug 11, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

why can’t we have this :(

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

lineup per baggs

2B Velez
RF Winn
3B Sandoval
C Molina
1B Garko
CF Rowand
LF Lewis
SS Renteria
P Martinez

no word on a schierholtz move yet.

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 11, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

ummm, GO WINN!!! HELL YEA!!!! keep it goin buddy! jeeze

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I called this haha! Right handed hitting Winn = 2 hole!

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Batting Winn 5th didn’t work out… so let’s put him in the 2nd spot!

by Natto on Aug 11, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

What happened to all the talk of Winn ‘seeing less playing time’ especially right handed??

by jewbacca on Aug 11, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

the same thing that happened to all the move molina out of cleanup talk

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winn = 4/4 2 homers, 2 doubles,

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

you forgot the OF assist and the pickoff

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 11, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

and he’s a balldude tonight.

by jewbacca on Aug 11, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not like Bruce Bochy’s lineups

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Aug 11, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not know him personally, so I cannot judge him as a person.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 11, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, it suprises me how much it depresses me now when Freddy Sanchez isn’t in the lineup

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 11, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda understand the whole knee needs a break once a week thing.

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. it just depresses me.

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 11, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

but does it (k)need to be against the Dodgers?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 11, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I See White Yarn Toupee, Derek?

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by UnleashTheGore on Aug 11, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

what depresses me

is that Freddie Sanchez isn’t even that good. His OPS for 2009 is almost .800!!!

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by zenbitz on Aug 11, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s good relative to what we have!

by superk1ng on Aug 11, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It depresses me to be happy with that number.

Depressed because I’m happy….yep sounds like a Giants fan.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty good for second basemen this year.

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by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y NO NATE?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lefties can’t hit lefties remember?

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

forogt =(

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

And also, I don’t think he’s on the roster yet.

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by can of corn on Aug 11, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLINEUP!

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 11, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Freddy Sanchez tonight?

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 11, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably needed a standard day off. his knee isn’t 100%, i don’t think

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 11, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

day game after a night game tomorrow though

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

which probably means no molina. Bochy is probably just spacing out the off days, which is a good thing

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 11, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

JINX

KTHNXBAI

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 11, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were doing too well with Garko and Sanchez in the lineup at the same time.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

WASNT HE BROUGHT IN TO HIT LEFT HANDED PITCHING!?!?

by superk1ng on Aug 11, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, just to rid the giants of the suckhole that is 2B

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 11, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was one of their selling points at his press conference though

by superk1ng on Aug 11, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Per Jeff Fletcher: “Freddy Sanchez out today with sore left shoulder. Could play Weds.”

So I guess the good news is that the knee isn’t the problem?

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by can of corn on Aug 11, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 11, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Porcelain!

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by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikesy defense behind Joey tonight.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 11, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez at 2nd? ehhhhhh,

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo’s D at third has been alright, but I don’t like when he’s the one that fields his position best in the IF.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 11, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The key for tonight is to just get fucking lucky and win a game, then put Lincecum out there tomorrow. Please dear God let’s get lucky for once.

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

valid point. He needs a good defense behind him to do well. If only uribe were healthy…The IF defense for Joey starts should be Panda, Uribe, F. Sanchez and Ishi

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 11, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

My god, choosing between the defensive “prowess” of Renteria and Uribe at SS would keep me up at night.

I feel very sorry for Bruce Bochy sometimes.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 11, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

when in doubt, I defer to uribe at SS. however, i bet your statement makes some posters wonder…“how is posey’s D at SS?”

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 11, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just for kicks, I strolled over to another forum that I used to visit. Poll conducted this morning apparently

Not 100% what I was looking for (was thinking of finding something about Posey at SS), but I think this is representative of how your casual fans feel about the Posey situation.

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Righty-righty platoon!

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by jcb9 on Aug 11, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSS

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that said Pedro Martinez for a second

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t he doing ads for Soul Glo now?

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by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 11, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez and Lewis both bringing their gloves into the field?? CLANK x 2!

And also – I hate Renteria.

And also – obligatory LOL @ Molina batting cleanup.

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by can of corn on Aug 11, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid Freddy. Delaying Nate’s arrival… Sad.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Aug 11, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? Fangraphs disagrees with you:

Nate
Bowker
Lewis

Nate and Lewis have both been more valuable this year than Bowker was last year, even with Lewis’ down year.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Aug 11, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate’s hacktastic ways are worrisome. Jeff Francoeur was valuable for a while.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Todd Linden also once had a season in the minors like Bowker’s, also at age 25. Just saying…

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Aug 11, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was his third year there, iirc. That said, I don’t really believe Linden ever got a fair shot either.

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by jponry on Aug 11, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

at some point, they have to play with a bench of more than 1.

Bench tonight :

Ishikawa (1B only, healthy)
Sanchez (injured, unable to go)
Uribe (injured, unable to go)
Whiteside (backup catcher)
Aurilia (suck muscle still hurting)

When it it time to pinch hit, what option is there? Is there even a double switch option short of taking out Garko?

It makes perfect sense for them to put Uribe on the DL today given Freddy’s condition, retroactive to almost 10 days ago, but this organization refuses to do so. Why? It makes no sense whatsoever. They could have had Nate’s bat in the lineup, DFA Aurilia when Uribe is ready to come back.

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean during the game. We basically have no backup SS.

by superk1ng on Aug 11, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s only a CalTrain away !

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by nvsfg on Aug 11, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eli Whiteside, shortstop!

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by jcb9 on Aug 11, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aurilia in at SS! Starts for the rest of the season!

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by can of corn on Aug 11, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

All those increased beer sales are bound to prop up the US economy!

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 11, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then the Giants will have money to sign him for next year.

BEAT LA

by goGSW24 on Aug 11, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

They would probably just play Sanchez if all he has is a sore shoulder.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

nevermind…forgot about Richie. Must have blocked him out.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

hardly notice

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Aug 11, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is Bochy you're talking about...

…there is always a double switch option.

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by EliminateMe on Aug 11, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so sick of this injury mismanagement

Uribe has had exactly 1 PA since August 1st. If they’d just put him on the freaking DL back then they’d have had a backup infielder all this time and he’d still be eligible to come back by this weekend. This on top of Rowand’s bench vacation in July.

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by EliminateMe on Aug 11, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but who do you call up for utility infielder?

Frandsen? Ha! As if he deserves it!

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 11, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vladimir Frias seems like the right call.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Skyler Stromsmoe.

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by jcb9 on Aug 11, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bocock!

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by EliminateMe on Aug 11, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggz update
No move to activate Nate Schierholtz today, and perhaps not tomorrow. Freddy Sanchez has a sore left shoulder and the Giants cannot afford to subtract an infielder for an outfielder. It would appear Rich Aurilia receives a reprieve for another day or two, at minimum. Regardless of his stats this season you have to acknowledge it is an unfortunate situation given Aurilias long relationship with this team. This is a business, though.

Sanchez felt his shoulder on a swing Monday and it was stiff when he went to the cage today. Probably will start Wednesday, Bruce Bochy said.

by superk1ng on Aug 11, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOHOOO GO RICHIEEEEE

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

not shown: richie with a mr f voodoo doll

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

50 games left and 6.5gb. we blew the big chance to sweep. the next two are pretty important. good luck

by justhangin on Aug 11, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I is having a sad about Nate

I even planned to wear my Schierholtz shirt tonight. Stupid Franchez.

by kdl on Aug 11, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

wear it anyway!

WEAR IT PROUDLY!

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by ringleader3 on Aug 11, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is so blasted hot here. I’m hoping it’s cool and pleasant in teh city. I’m over this 100 degree bullshit.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 11, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

It is cool and pleasant in the City. There’s a nice breeze.

by kdl on Aug 11, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, where you at? i thought it’d be a 100 like yesterday here in Moraga, but it’s like only 75

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I am

He will at least be at the park tonight. I should have gone over for batting practice and harassed him to sign it.

by kdl on Aug 11, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

My name is so close to coming true! Just finish the old man already.

by DFAAurillia on Aug 11, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

If they DFA him, your username is outdated. Then what?

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 12, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

They refuse to do so. He/she can keep the username.

by SFGuy on Aug 12, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone following the fracas in Boston? Guys were throwing at guys, Porcello drilled Youkilis, and then Youkilis lost his shit and charged the mound. Threw his helmet and took Porcello down. Francona just got tossed for arguing about an inning later. Only the second inning!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 11, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

threw his helmet at Porcello that is

One of the pro-Boston dipshits said “he didn’t appear to throw his helmet AT Porcello, but to distract him.”

My ass he didn’t throw the helmet at him. The dude took Porcello down with a full tackle and proceeded to whale on him.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 11, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hope Cabrera threw a beat down on Youkilis that punk

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The dude took Porcello down with a full tackle and proceeded to whale on him.

Sounds like a successful mound charging!

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by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wailmer used tackle

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

no... Porcello took Uk down.

saw it myself.

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Aug 11, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

he took the entire UK down?

The UN won’t like this.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE SAWX AHH TOO CLASSY TAH CHAHGE THE MOUND

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 11, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He totally threw it at Porcello. Porcello actually threw him down but I don’t think any punches were exchanged

by superk1ng on Aug 11, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s Nolan Ryan when you need him?
/nuggies!

by Giant Homer on Aug 11, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow Porcello ownnnneeeedd Youkilis

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

link to footage?

by Hamed on Aug 11, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cabrera got hit(unintentional), so they threw at Victor Martinez in the first but missed. THen the next inning they threw at Youkilis and he lost his shit.

by superk1ng on Aug 11, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Youkilis is a serious hot head though

by superk1ng on Aug 11, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering what the delay was.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

relax, its just Porcello and Youkilis having a town hall meeting

by justhangin on Aug 11, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should have read the entire post..just saw “fracas” and the juices started flowing..

by baybruin415 on Aug 11, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

New info from Schulman

We all speculated that Rich Aurilia would be the odd man out when Schierholtz returned, and I still think that’s the ultimate outcome. Last night, reporters saw Aurilia hugging a coach, suggesting he might be gone. Today, Aurilia was mad at us because his wife saw the reports and became upset. But we saw what we saw.

“I’m active today,” Aurilia said curtly. “That’s all you guys need to know.”

Bochy would not shed light on the situation, other tha saying, “At this point, Richie’s on the club. I don’t have anything else to add at this point.”

Bochy is hoping Sanchez can return for today’s series finale, Uribe can spell Edgar Renteria at short and Schierholtz can be activated and start in the outfield. However, Bochy suggested the team could wait until Friday in New York to activate Schierholtz based on other needs."

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/indexn?blogid=22#ixzz0NvLuJ1Px

by kdl on Aug 11, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Richie add the obligatory muahaha! after his “curt” answer>
btw: not a fan of curt answers

by Giant Homer on Aug 11, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t it supposed to be just one more game for Uribe like a week ago?

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 11, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like he’s going to get cut. Maybe they’re setting up some retirement thing for him

by superk1ng on Aug 11, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to tomorrow’s game. I actually might make a “thanks for the memories Richie” sign.

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s mad because he didn’t tell his wife that he might be getting cut? Puh-lease.

Why can’t athletes just retire when they’re done instead of making us hate them?

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by can of corn on Aug 11, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

my wife would probably be pretty pissed if I knew I was getting fired and didn’t tell her and she heard about it from a 3rd party. of course, we’re not MILLIONAIRES!

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

So maybe instead of being mad that reporters, you know, reported the news, maybe he should be mad at himself for not talking about it with her.

Of course, I’m guessing that he’s not really mad about that in particular, but maybe more about losing his job in general.

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by can of corn on Aug 11, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Vinny Castilla all over again.

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by nvsfg on Aug 11, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

charging mound of pound

Boston brawls w/ tigers? Why aren’t the Giants Dodgers getting into it?

I haven’t seen a dodger giant brawl since I don’t know when.

Boch should have had valdez come in and toss a seed into blake’s ribs.

win or lose this series, I want some freaking payback

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by Cannonballden on Aug 11, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Scoreboard Watching:

Pirates 1, Rockies 0

by Hamed on Aug 11, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Tulo HR; 1-1 now.

Oswalt choking hard vs Marlins.

Rich Harden has a PERFECT GAME

by giants92388 on Aug 11, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

6 for 6. Breaking News: Schulman wants to vote him into the Hall.

by Hamed on Aug 11, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Troy Tulowitzki,

Knock it the fuck off.

Yours truly,

Evan

by Evan on Aug 11, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

PG, no-no, shutout gone

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-1 Pirates now; 2-2 Phillies vs Cubs

by giants92388 on Aug 11, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

A groundball pitcher on the mound with Velez at 2B? I’m thinking it’s about to get clanky up in this bitch.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

CLANK!

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by can of corn on Aug 11, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch?

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by can of corn on Aug 11, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

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