Open Depression Thread IV
by jponry on Aug 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT
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So is the Giants’ offense.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
/backs away from angry mod
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Fun fact: Molina is an epic frigging suck
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Well, Bengie did take a pitch.
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
Hurry up, Buster
we need you
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
Remember when we had runners on 1st and second
And then loser ass Winn hit a weak ass grounder to 2nd?
If Ishi were hitting there…
if Randy wasn’t hitting fifth…
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t find that fact that much fun.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Kruk: "Kuroda has been impressive"
Yeah. It has nothing to do with the epic suckage of the Giants.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
classy line drive
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
Great, now that will be the image that creeps into my mind when I’m bored during a lecture. It pushed explicit slash out of my brainspace. >:|
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
Base hit!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL YES HE HITS THE MEANINGLESS SINGLE THAT WON’T AMOUNT TO ANYTHING, CLASSIC RANDY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I can't even cheer at this point
I just know they will find a way to fuck it up. Ishi DP?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I'd assume Garko will hit for Ishi
So Garko DP
Ok, 'pen time
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
Hmm
Who hits for Lewis/Ishikawa?
Aurilia’s already hit…
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
GARKO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
For both of them?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Yes.
So he can ground into two double plays.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Or just HBP twice. Which I wouldn’t necessarily be too sad about (a baserunner is a baserunner, after all).
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
We get their bullpen for 8 outs at least
by www.westcoastbias.com on Aug 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
I keep thinking Renteria is going to finally get hot every time he has like a 2-3 or 3-4 game and then he just goes into a 2-30 spiral all over again.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
he doesnt
when is the last time he had an extra base hit?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Hey, I notice that we’re totally not beating LA. Let’s change that real quick.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
Kemp hits a bases clearing double down the line
Giants fans: “I’m good.”
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
lol letting Lewis hit for himself
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
that is how you know Bochy isn't around
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
he's wearing a mustache and lurking in the dugout
Wait that’s Bill Hahn.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
So
Cmon Freddie. You’re the only hope for patience we have on this goddamn team.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Hey, Lewis is hitting!
Huh. How about that.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
GET. ON. BASE.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
Yes, take another pitch, Fred.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Oh, I get it
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, you're...
you…
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, whaddya know?
Someone who can take a pitch? No way
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
4th beer now.
3 Great Whites down, now whittling with Silver Bullets.
Don’t let me down piss water! Start the rally!
yeah, I'm going to get another one
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Just not that one.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
dammit that was ball 4 Fred
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Bat. so. slow.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Sigh
Freddie, two straight fastballs? really?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I have zero confidence in any aspect of Freddy Lewis’ game right now.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
and at least we get to burn their bullpen a little
by sliderinthedirt on Aug 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Still, I'd rather see Freddie do that
Then watch fucking Renteria roll over to 2b again.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Ah, major league baseball managers are so cute
They think that their strategies are important
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Garko is hitting
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
keep Ishi in! let him bat versus Kuroda. Okay, so It was ST but didn’t Ishi tear Kuo apart? Oh, and two good ABs today.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
boch is dumb, duh
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Bellisario sucks – we better get something here
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
So, Garko broken bat AB?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
STOP HITTING IT AT PEOPLE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
gaaRRRRGGGHHHH
Good play by Hudson but when will the luck turn?
Is it wrong to hope we get hit by 12 pitches straight?
by MoreroidsforZito on Aug 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
Garko
unlucky streak continues
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
Well, at least Rent leads off next inning
shoots self in head
That was anti-climactic
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Your hair
It’s dumb.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t even know. We should just walk away but we can’t.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I almost died in a traffic accident today.
That’s an exaggeration because we didn’t even make contact, but if the asshole driving 95 and changing lanes without signaling had been half a foot closer to me, I could be dead right now.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve had that happen several times and it always leaves me shaking.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
It sucks because I put my signal on and looked all the fucking way over my shoulder and there was nobody within 100 feet. So I start getting over and all of the fucking sudden there’s a two door about to put me into the fucking divider.
Before I even had a chance to put my hand to the horn, he was at least 200 feet ahead of me. And I was going 80. Shit.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh, you seriously have my full sympathy.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
He gets to drive like that because he was in the military. It’s one of those things none of us will ever understand unless we manned a trench.
I don’t know what the heck you’re talking about, but it sounds like you’re making fun of somebody who said something ridiculous and I support that.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Asshats
Seriously, glad there was no accident. I really wish those folks could get their licenses pulled permanently.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
It's wayyyyyyy too easy to get a drivers license
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
man that sucks.
The older I get the more I hate to drive.
I try to run all my errands EARLY in the morning so I can be home before all the wack-jobs wake up and take to the streets.
I loathe driving
The other people acting like assholes on the road make me very nervous and agitated.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Same here
That, and I always get lost on the freeways. Its really annoying.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
UGH
HATE getting lost. My eyesight is bad to begin with, and I have a horrid sense of direction. When I get lost, I get really pissed off. I also hate the signs that don’t say what they’re supposed to say, until you’re right on top of them and missing the exit. Fuck that shit.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly!
I live in San Jose, and yet I have to get on the Gilroy/Mountain View exits to get anywhere close to my neighborhood. Going off on the San Jose exits puts me in the exact opposite direction of where I need to go. Its soo stupid.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Sounds like how Blake (?) felt when Sanchez buzzed one by his head.
by CaliforniaBone on Aug 10, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t you just love that?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I kind of feel bad when I hope that people who drive like that get into an accident (with themselves). But I kind of don’t.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I was almost hit by a drunk driver one time. I know because after she almost hit me I kept at least like 500 feet behind her. Then, after she crossed all four lanes and plowed into the divider I stopped with a couple other cars to call the cops and make sure she was okay. And she was okay, except for the half empty bottle of Vodka in her purse and the fact that she passed out about about two minutes later.
And what happened today was way scarier. I’ve never gotten back into my original lane with a more panicked, dangerous swerve.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Why
Am I even still watching this game?
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
10 games out by the beginning of September.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
And the Giants still have to draw four.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
"draw four"
Um, it’s the Giants…
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
BASEBALL AND UNO = COMEDY GOLD
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I've never liked pessimism as a coping mechanism
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I enjoy it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Except I don’t.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Not with that attitude you don’t.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
“Top rated” bikini model. lol
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I must not be the only one that sees that commercial and immediately has the raw urge to google search “Audrina Patridge”…
by CaliforniaBone on Aug 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I know who she is because I obsessively read gossip blogs, and she’s truly a nobody.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah…that commercial is the best ‘porn’ she’s got, thanks to the lighting and the delicious looking burger in her hand…mmm…
by CaliforniaBone on Aug 10, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
You’ll just see a bunch of pictures of me.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m pretty sure that guy in the Chili’s commercial is from Barats and Bareta.
by Lisa Stevens on Aug 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Sigh
That Garko trade looks even more brilliant. Brian Sabean, idiot extraordinaire.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
That seems like an odd time to say it – he hit it odd and Hudson made a great play on it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
hard
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Clearly, I thought it was odd that a Giants player would hit the ball hard.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I went do laundry
I’m tired of watching, I have to do shit by tomorrow morning, and finish a model. The bitterness is overflowing.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
wicked odd
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
in sabean’s defense, someone smart reminded me of other trades he’s made, like dumping Jason Schmidt at the perfect time
Jason Schmidt left as a free agent.
And, while he was a type A free agent, we could have gotten a bunch for him had they traded him away in 05 like they should have.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Also
we replaced him with 126 mil for Barry Zito, so…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
We should try letting those two girls from the Wilson commercial manage. They had him pegged pretty well
They would make the guys cry.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
I'd hate to see them talk to Molina
That’d hurt his feelings real good.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
needs to be done
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Has anyone else noticed that the Giants have barely hit any balls out of the infield tonight, aside from the Ishi homer?
What’s that? Everyone’s noticed? Oh, sorry. My mistake.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
It’s not so much noticing it. It’s more “expecting” it.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
sergio
finish him
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Sergio
finished him
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 10, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Wait, wut?
Kemp’s hit is the Hit of the Game? Not Ishi’s HR?
That’s lame.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
sergio!
finish him
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
lol miller
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 10, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
dude,
How reliable has the Panda been at 3rd base all season? He’s great.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
One of the best surprises of the year.
by CaliforniaBone on Aug 10, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think he’s been quite as good as Pete at charging slow rollers, but otherwise, yeah, I like him on defense!
by non sequitur on Aug 10, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Atta Babe!
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
unless he hits one out
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Relievers have had at-bats in games before. It’s not a common occurance, but it’s not unheard of.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
4 runs, 7 hits vs 1 run, 6 hits
Gee wiz, I wonder what the difference might have been?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
wox
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 10, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
If you want to walk, watch the division leaders.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
Flewis CS
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 10, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
That one extra hit the Dodgers had… It obviously would have gotten the Giants at least three more runs.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Rowand, if he's available
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
word
national media likes to play up how the dodgers “greatly bolstered their bullpen” but truth is Broxton didn’t scare me to begin with and Sherill doesn’t, either.
he's murder against lefties
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
So if Wilson was their closer, would we be walkin home with this lineup?
by MoreroidsforZito on Aug 10, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
The guys in the Pepsi commercial remind me of Giants fans.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
Renteria grounds into double play
Giants fans: “I’m good.”
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Rally Rotting Corpse of Rally Gar
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 10, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
maybe just once Edgar could have a good at bat
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
looks like
thanks to Manny being Manny
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Way to Rent a double
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Whatever
that’s the only good thing Renteria will do all year. And fuckhead will keep giving him AB’s.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Nice Double
So how’re they going to manage the double play?
by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 10, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
have faith
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I LIKE GIANTS DOUBLES
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 10, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
And so it begins...
Beat LA!
Beat LA!
Beat LA!
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
DUNSTON’D
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 10, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU, SCOTT
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
WHY THE FUCK WOULDNT YOU TAKE A PITCH SCOTT?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Only reason why it wasn't
no one on first
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
FUCK I HATE THE DODGERS!
MANNY LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING GARDEN GNOME.
Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.
lol
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be one scary garden gnome
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
He tried to GIDP but Rent thwarted him.
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
Wait... Scott already batted?
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Stealth Gamer
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by rightcenterfielder on Aug 10, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
He swung at half a pitch...
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
WTF is going through his mind there?
IS that he fucking retarded? Why don’t we penalize hittters for this kind of repeated incompetency? Swing at the first pitch, you’re benched. Enough of this goddamn shit.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
MORE GIDP PRACTICE
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by rightcenterfielder on Aug 10, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
Skinny Panda is sad.
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
That Scott AB was pathettic
Who told him to just hack away?
WILL YOU SONS OF BITCHES STOP SWINGING AT THE GODDAMN FIRST PITCH
YES EVEN YOU MR. F DON’T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions
and Fred hacks too wonderful
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
How did we get so fucking good at hitting double play balls?
by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 10, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions
I think this team deserves more respect in what is the biggest game of the season to this point
by www.westcoastbias.com on Aug 10, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
they're getting snacks
so they can be ready for the comeback. duh.
If I was there, I’d be belligerent and drunk. They’d probably kick me out.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess we figured Furcal didn't get enough practice.
Just sad that it was over as soon as Kemp got that hit.
Another grounder to shortstop...
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Boccalone sighting!!!
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
with 3 runs down and 5 outs
you want to sacrifice one? The total run expectancy crashes.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Not down by three in the 8th
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 10, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
FUN FACT
This game sucks
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 10, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
aggressive = swing at everything and try to pull it
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
This is just fucking brutal
again and again, they hack at the first pitch. Again and again, the fucking coaching staff sits around. Do you think they will ever fucking learn if the goddamn team doesn’t penalize the fucking stupidity?
Seriously, new rule: swing at dirt, fine him. I don’t care what it takes, but that needs to me the new threshold. We pay Aaron Rowand $12M to hack at that shit repeatedly?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
To get mad about bad plate discipline, they have to think that it’s bad, and I don’t know that the Giants’ staff believes that.
by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 10, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I've had all I can standz.
I can’t standz no more. Night all.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
this is the worst offensive display ive ever seen
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 10, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
I don't know
There’s been a couple of games earlier this year…
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
seriously, if Renteria can fucking hit a line drive off that guy, Rowand, Velez and Sanchez should be able to too
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
but the idiots keep swinging at dirt
and no one on the team tells them otherwise.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Instead
they get a pat on the back, most likely.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I should have just played WoW tonight.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
Merkin is just gonna put this game out of reach
Like shooting a horse
This game has too many freaking butt slaps
by www.westcoastbias.com on Aug 10, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
Colletti just butt-slapped Sabean
by www.westcoastbias.com on Aug 10, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
can we waive Rent?
We have no use for him ,uribe is better and velez can play short as long as he’s still hitting good
Hey, Scott Gomez was traded for actual players (he of the second-worst contract in the NHL). People are stupid. It could happen.
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Fools and Sages
Juan Pierre is 11 for 19 against the Giants this year, goddamn that’s depressing
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
god
Juan motherfucking goddamn worthless piece of trash Pierre is 11-for-19 against the Giants.
Just, kill me now.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
bellicose
Is a better word than belligerent.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Merkin, bro, we talked about this. Stop giving up hits.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
lol seriously this is the inning where Valdez puts the game completely out of reach
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
That's fine, I don't need any false hope that we're going to score 3 against Broxton
Scoring 7 against some other loser is pretty much the same thing
I've got to put my daughter to sleep
I think this will save me some pain, anyway.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Despicable.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 10, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s thehavenot “death panel” that Sarah Palin warned us about.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
I think I’m glad I’ve stopped following the news so closely. I really don’t want to know what the hell Palin was babbling about this time….
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
She put forward the notion
that an End of Life panel that will help the elderly set up living wills would have the power to kill her parents and Down Syndrome baby based on contribution to society.
There’s absolutely no text like that anywhere in the legislation and she’s basing it off of a chain e-mail that has been thoroughly debunked.
Sarah Palin is insane, and she is actually trying to get people to react to utterly false accusations with no ground in reality, and people are buying it. Case in point: the town hall mobs.
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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 10, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you missed the part where I said I didn’t want to know. :-(
Obviously, I will have to drink more and kill the brain cells that learned this insane fact about that fruitloop. H.P. Lovecraft’s fiction is more soothing than this….
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Yeah.
I didn’t actually, I’m just a sadistic fuck when the Giants play badly.
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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 10, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Anymore people just believe what they want to believe. If large amounts of people believe in something it HAS to be true! And it doesn’t help that whatever you believe to be true can now be proven true on the internet or on Fox or in a tabloid (if I hear one more person say "but they couldn’t publish, say, write ludicrous theory X if it wasn’t true…..)
Suck it, Russell J Martin.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
Yes
But he has J MARTIN on his back.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude can't hit.
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i say we sign micah owings to be our cleanup hitter
by BrandonMK50 on Aug 10, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Merkin Valdez is pretty worthless
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
hey now, he’s doing his best
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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 10, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
HIS BEST WAS NEVER GOOD ENOUGH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
A FOR EFFORT
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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 10, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Due up for the Giants
1. grounder to 2nd
2. grounder to 3rd
3. grounder to short
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by rightcenterfielder on Aug 10, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
bengie swing at the first pitch
YOU HEARD IT HEAR FIRST!
by BrandonMK50 on Aug 10, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
we didn't sell out??
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
that was an abysmal throw
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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 10, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
Nice , Bengie.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 10, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
Suck it Furcal.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
Bottom of the ninth, via helicopter.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Was he really called up or did I fall into the sarchasm?
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
That’s because it’s straight as a line and he doesn’t have any secondary stuff to speak of
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Right handed Threets
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Aug 10, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Renteria is the only shortstop in the league who makes that play
by www.westcoastbias.com on Aug 10, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
You call that a ground ball?
Suck it, Russell Martin
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by rightcenterfielder on Aug 10, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
Succinct, but apropos.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Aug 10, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure Broxton gets it done in three pitches.
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10+ pitch inning plz
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by rightcenterfielder on Aug 10, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
here comes the most amazing comeback in the history of sports
by sliderinthedirt on Aug 10, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
an OF of Lewis – Velez – Schierholtz soon? Not enough veteran savvy?
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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 10, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
I'M BUSTING IT OUT: RALLY DOUGIE MAC
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
PREDICTION
Sandoval swings out of zone for an out
Bengie swings at first pitch to a pop up
Winn strikes out swinging high
I shoot myself in the knee cap
Whats the most painful?
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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 10, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Broxton has blow 2 of his last 3 saves.. Of course, they were only 1-run leads
by www.westcoastbias.com on Aug 10, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
This song
Is bad luck, and I can’t believe we’re playing it at our stadium.
The Dodgers used this song for like every good thing to happen for over two years.
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yeah
i was gonna comment on that
pretty sure thats what they played when finley was rounding the bases
by kezargiants on Aug 10, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Zombie nation or something
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Kernkraft 400 by Zombie Nation
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
please tie game
so merkin can pull a timmy and kick up all the dirt
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
Awww… Broxton’s toey hurts… awww
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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 10, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
a picture of a merkin on someone is pretty much NSFW, people.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
done. You can only ask for this once a game though.
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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 10, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoever said "ground out"
You were wrong!
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
Bengie?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
Clean up hitter for life!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 10, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, thanks Bengie.
I guess.
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Sigh.
Even a Money Homer isn’t enough. :(
by CaliforniaBone on Aug 10, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
Whoo!
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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 10, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
Well , there's the explosive ninth.
Savor it.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 10, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
LOL SORRY FOR THE HOPE GUYS
NOW IT’S RANDY LOSE
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OMG
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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 10, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
go for 2 winn!
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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 10, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions
Classy hit!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, are they really gonna do this to us tonight?
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
They hate us.
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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 10, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
DEPRESSION RALLY
Oh sure , Randy. Like that’s gonna help.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 10, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions
This makes me somewhat happy
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
this is it: fredemption.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
meh
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 10, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
lol almost jinxed it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
RALLY TYME!!
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
BEAT LA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHH
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by rightcenterfielder on Aug 10, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions
Ryan Garko.
This is the moment that Giants fans will remember about you.
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yes, i wont say anything bad about him for at least a week if he goes yard here
by sliderinthedirt on Aug 10, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
this would be a really good time to endear yourself to Giants fans, Garko.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
yes please
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by can of corn on Aug 10, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
time for Garkosity
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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 10, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions
Could use a Gonnie Garko.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions
This is interesting right here.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 10, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions
Nope.
Nothing to see here.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 10, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
damn
garko gets robbed so much….
WAY too loud of cheers for the final out
by kezargiants on Aug 10, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
F.
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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 10, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions
crap.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 10, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck everything.
Good night.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions
of course
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by rightcenterfielder on Aug 10, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions
9 hits 2 runs
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
other than russell martin, have you seen his face???
by BrandonMK50 on Aug 10, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking hell.
Garko is never going to do anything but hit unbelievably bad luck grounders and line drives.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
hopefully something terrible
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Garko has to be the unluckiest player ever.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
yeah, his weak ground balls get played…
Eugenio "Skinny Panda" Velez post All Star OPS 1.108
by cybermaldonado on Aug 10, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Well..I got what I asked for: Tying run to the plate…should have asked for the win
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
It’s all a part of The Giants Way.
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by rightcenterfielder on Aug 10, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
BIP DOESN’T KNOW HOW THIS COULD HAPPEN
THE GIANTS WON TWO INNINGS AND THE DODGERS ONLY WON ONE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Gotta admit, I was almost hoping for something like that to happen one day.
I just wish it wasn’t against the freaking Dodgers.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
2800+ comments and l got was this lousy t-shirt.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
“all” I got.
Forget it, it was a terrible joke anyway.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
I love Joey but I have the worst feeling about tomorrow’s game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
i'm optimistic
if nate is back in the lineup
by kezargiants on Aug 10, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
If the Giants were “forced” to get rid of Benitez because of the fans griping and bitching about his performance… isn’t there something the fans can do about this damn 1st pitch swinging hackfest we have to endure?
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