GameThread II
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TWSS?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 1, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
talking about Will Clark fucking with guys at first. anyone else remember when Will went in hard to ozzie smith at second base and ozzie stepped on him. then candy maldonado ran like a freight train from first and dove through the air took out ozzie?
No one here gets out alive.
I remember a lot of fights with the Cards
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 1, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
just remembering how candy was diving through the air with his fist aimed at ozzie makes me so happy.
No one here gets out alive.
The best part was when Ozzie swung at Will and missed the haymaker. What made it great was that Will had his back turned and didn’t see the punch coming, and Ozzie still missed.
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
i found a newspaper article.
http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1314&dat=19880725&id=xx0SAAAAIBAJ&sjid=-u8DAAAAIBAJ&pg=6137,6053456
No one here gets out alive.
Well, at least we have our clean up guy up in an RBI situation right?
With malice towards the Dodgers
Nasty Shit II
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 1, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Just go away Bengie
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 1, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
CAN YOU DO ANYTHING BUT GROUND TO SHORT?
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
that’s a preposterous question. You know damn well he can pop up to second
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
this 1 has FAIL
written all over it…..glad to see molina in 4th, Garko lighting up the bleachers, and Sanchez scoring runs….
SWEETTTTTTT!!!!!
Can we bring up Posey tomorrow?
Seriously. This is old now.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
New Game
Where will Bengie ground out with RISP:
a) Shortstop
b) 3rd Base
c) Pitcher
d) Left Field (thrown out @ first)
point point
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I thought that said you named him after Molina. I was momentarily horrified
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
He named his dog GIDP?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
You’re the best Tim
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 1, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 1, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
does he get another inning?
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if they’re 7 pitch innings like that
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200 K for Timmeh.
He may have a future in this league.
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
GRITTY HIT BY PITCH~
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Ps, can Molina learn how to get hit?
He’s a big enough target
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
make some room for bowkermania
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freddy!
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Nicely done by Fred
Now goddamnit Uribe, don’t fuck up!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Fuckin ran in from the kitchen… dammit
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 1, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuip thought that was out of here
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
something happened!
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premature Kuipulation
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 1, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I was laughing about the same thing. Brutal offense
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Our "drive of the game" is a sac fly
Says it all, doesn’t it?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Timmah is a better hitter than Bengie Molina
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Bumgarner has a .429 average
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
His moles want to get into the game
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
JOBU!
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Are you an Alex Smith/Fred Lewis hybrid of ultimate undeserved neglect? Or is that just like a normal name or something
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Aug 1, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
If only I could be so clever. No, that’s my real name.
I’d be Fred_Frandsen if that were my goal, seeing as I could care less about football.
stopgap!
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gamer dog!
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siiiiigh
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wtf radiers highlights?
OT: tim brown best tecmo bowl receiver?
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throw strikes!
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hmm now where would we get a slick-fielding 2B?
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Perfect example of a play many LF's don't make
Because they don’t get there.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
and dont use 2 hands?
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your unwillingess to learn
is not reflective of all of us. By LF standards, Lewis is above average; UZR has shown this again and again.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Those of us with eyes disagree with that UZR guy.
Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
by cybermaldonado on Aug 1, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
those of you with eyes don't realize how bad most Left Fielders are
teams usually put their best bats at left field or 1B
with T-Pain?
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with my nautical theme pashmina afghan
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if you;re on the shore, then you sure aren't me-o
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They have monkey knife fights on that boat
by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 1, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
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ALL STAR !
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
finnish hymns
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Lewis again!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
one hand catch!
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We're gonna go out there......
and hit em en the mouth…..
lil late, I know
HAPPY TIMMY DAY, WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
UZR OR SOMETHING
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i seriously dont know what it means
its like range or something? do they take two handed catches into account?
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It is a zone rating for fielders. Totally flawed stat but some people swear by it.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
freddie is IN THE ZONE!
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As opposed to grizzled old farts
who insist “I can see it”? Really? UZR isn’t perfect, but its a pretty good metric, and most of the advanced metrics agree. People who run away from statistics because they don’t understand them expose themselves, not the statistics.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I like stats. I use them here quite often. Don’t lump me in that category.
UZR is still a crappy stat. All defensive metrics are.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry, broad brush
but I agree that defensive stats aren’t perfect, but they provide significantly better evidence that “fielding percentage” or " gold gloves"
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
If Bochy pulls him now I will strongly wish for his head to explode
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
gte him warm, let timmy start the inning
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Scary
But nice catch F-Lew. Didn’t use 2 hands…BAD
/pops in to say “Tim Lincecum is awesome. Seriously. Or, even, seriously awesome.”
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Man I have been looking for a picture of Mitch pitching forever
This must become a Timmy meme
by Viva Jon Miller on Aug 1, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
if the Rangers paid you all that $$$
You’d stick around too
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Designated Karate Kicker
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
fist bump == done
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“Brian Wilson is warming up vigorously”, NOOOOOO!
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Aug 1, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
twss? (pushing it)
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ill tkae LF
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there is still a chance to throw him out, bengie is still running
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So I guess it's set up for Werth to get up...
After Wilson walks bases loaded and gets 2 outs.
I don't know if it's been mentioned
but Buster Posey is 2-2 with a double so far. Batting average up to .264
ew. I prefer my fist basemen to have long arms.
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Aug 1, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Reminds me of Ishikawa's infield hit earlier
And Kruk and Kuip talking about how Ishikawa’s needs to “stay hot.”
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
it could have been
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
dog snort, eh?
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I was at that game
Saw so many people arrested at that game
by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 1, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounded like
“Little fish job”
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Swing at the pitch you cant hit. PLAN
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
ceremonial first pitch
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 1, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
my sentiments exactly/
Bochy is a buffoon
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
In what world is Renteria a better hitter than Garko?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
You have a hole in your swing there
WHY ARE YOU SWINGING AT IT?
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
Velez to Center, Uribe to 2nd, Reteria to Short
by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 1, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
but Renteria can't hit anyone!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Velez in CF, Brian Wilson in? Good lord.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 1, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
why rent?
FRANCHEZ!!!
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Why is Melonhead employed?
does he have pictures of Sabean and Neukom?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I guess Sanchez wasn’t available today.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
Isn’t Bowker left-handed.
Answer: Yes, he is.
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Aug 1, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
not a veteran
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 1, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
whoa
jinx
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Aug 1, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
great minds think alike.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 1, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you see that pitch Edgar weakly tapped?
No way Bowker could have weakly tapped that! And to think: Edgar is injured. How’s that for veteran savvy?
He was afraid of blowing Wilson’s save opportunity if he used Garko
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
He should worry about Wilson blowing his own save
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 1, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
chafed like shrivers face?
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 1, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
That guy flying through the window in the bud light commercial?
I fantasize about Bochy exiting his office that way
Lincecum on pace for 300 Ks
I think Randy Johnson was the last person to get 300 Ks in a season
Have you noticed… we have two really good starting pitchers.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
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3 CY young winners, 1 perfect* game thrower, and some other guy.
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Aug 1, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
the sad part is
That he would be the 2nd best hitter on this team
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Boo, Victorino
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
BAHAHAHAHA
Victorino making the last out is awesome
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
HAH
SUCK IT ASSFACE
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 1, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

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LARS FTW!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
GIANTS WIN!!
SUCK IT VICTORINO!!!
SUCK IT MANUEL, WERTHLESS, TYLER WALKER, ET AL!!!
did i mention suck it victorino!!!
Pretty Good Series against the World Champs
Smells like playoffs in here.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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don't look now but
so does wilson, 9.1 innings
See Brian
Pitching is easy when you can throw a slider to Feliz.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
that looks a lot weirder in slow motion
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Aug 1, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT VICTORINO
I can keep saying that without any reason to, right?
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 1, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
6 and 4 in BAA
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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LOL OWND
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Tim lincecum:
good at baseball. WTF early start? I missed the whole damn game!
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IKR
was traveling. I really want an iphone so I can get at bat.
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RECAP: GIANTS R GIANTS
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HEY, HEY , HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEEEEEYYYYYYYY
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
IRL LOOOL!!!
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SO FUCKING WIN!
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ALWAYS MADE OF WIN
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 1, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
i cant believe i cant find a kid and play animaed gif
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Driving over the hill for my first game of the year tomorrow.
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
which hill?
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Post-Game Thread Plz
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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IAWSFG
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yes!
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I like that Tim remembers that the first HR he gave up was against rectum face
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 1, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
I do too
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by RDreamer on Aug 1, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
yep
I think Baggz said we’re on pace for 24 shut outs this season and only a few teams have ever done that(i think only 4)
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Aug 1, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
Timmeh… The Bullpen Rester.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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Go green… /snowball
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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All the mods are AWOL. I think everyone else bailed
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
jponry is taking her new mod duties lightly
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"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 1, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
DFA HER NOW
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 1, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Not that I know of.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 1, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
and they got it right
Greatest QB in history
Espn.com recap says that:
“Travis Ishikwara and Fred Lewis each had two hits for San Francisco”
And for good measure they then say…
“In the seventh after Ishikwara reached on his second single of the night, Aaron Rowand was hit by a pitch and Ishikwara moved to third on a fly out.”
I’m kinda likin’ this Ishikwara…
Everyone's running
The whole field bursts to life, man
Best play in baseball
-Buck O'Neill describing a triple
Nothing about Tom Lincecum or Brain Wilson?
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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I had a dinner date to go to
but after getting home and seeing the score was 2-0 I wanted to come on here and say “HELL YEAH”
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
Can one of you GIF whizzes (GIFted?) fine and post something of Prince dancing in 'Purple Rain'
Much thanks. There’s a mayoral internship in it if you’d like.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Awesome game, y’all. Kruk’s amazing Mother Teresa analogy was the icing on the cake.
Also Richie’s kids were really into the family softball game. I’m calling it – Giants draft Chaz Aurilia in 12 years or so.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
D:
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Painful but fair.
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 1, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
The first time a father/son combo HR promptly GIDP in the same game.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Back from the game
And we had a great time! The kids were remarkably well-behaved, even.
A couple of observations:
- In a way, this start was even more impressive than Lincecum’s last, because he didn’t really have his best stuff or control. Last time he was absolutely dominant and blowing guys away, but tonight his fastball was down a few MPH, his control was shaky, and he was giving up hits, but he still managed to get through a tough lineup without giving up a single run.
- The game went by really fast. So fast I sort of forgot the inning – when I saw Wilson warming up, I was all, “Huh? They’re bringing him in for the 8th inning!?” It wasn’t until he actually started pitching I realized it was, in fact, the ninth.
- It was truly a pleasure to watch Rectum Face end the game with a grounder on one freaking pitch. THERE’S YOUR ALL-STAR, MOTHERFUCKERS.
- Leaving the game, some Phillies fans were attempt to talk shit despite losing 2 of 3. “Oooh, two sac flies!” they said, mocking the Giants’ offense. So, um – how many sac flies did the Phillies get? Oh, that’s right – ZERO. Also, I’d say it’s poor form to talk shit when your team just got shut out by a 12-year old boy and a douchey closer with a freaking rattail sticking out of his hat.
- My wife was there with her new fancy-fancy camera and zoom lens. She’s promised to give me some pictures to post tonight.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
on the “ooh, two sac flies” comment, you should have replied that the last two games have looked like playoff baseball from both sides. and promptly apologized for their misfortune for having a rectumface on their team
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!
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