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Open Hate on Victorino Thread


There's a lot that we have to quibble with right now: the insane vote-padding allowed by the unlimited-vote policy (which we admittedly partook in), the fact that the Phillies already filled their quota of undeserving All-Stars with Ryan Howard, the fact that Manuel was already going to stick Victorino on the squad to replace the injured Beltran and now has license to use Jayson Werth instead... but we particularly need to let a few numbers and images sink into our skulls.

Pablo Sandoval: .326/.379/.560, 2.7 WAR

Shane Victorino: .308/.372/.464, 1.7 WAR

Assface_medium

Commence.




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I think Pablo Sandoval is better at baseball than Shane Victorino

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by jhiat00 on Jul 9, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

don't hate

i’m a ranger fan and voted for sandoval and kinsler a LOT of times. as a fan it sucks that your guy didn’t make it, but victorino is certainly deserving. i imagine kins and sandoval have an inside track if there’s an injury.

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by gossamer on Jul 9, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Deserving?

=/

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by GiantBrass on Jul 9, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You aren’t saying Victorino is more deserving are you?

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by jhiat00 on Jul 9, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

i would have voted for sandoval even if kinsler weren’t on the list for the AL.

i think there are players on the NL roster that victorino is more deserving than.

both players are better than ryan howard.

and sandova is clearly better than zimmerman (but there’s that rule that each club has to be represented)
and both were better than freddie sanchez (see zimmerman)

neither team NEEDS 13 pitchers.

The dance of the puppets
The rusted chains of prison moons
Are shattered by the sun.
I walk a road, horizons change
The tournaments begun.

by gossamer on Jul 9, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

howard>victorino

apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 10, 2009 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

not really

howard hits a lot of homers, but that’s about it

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Are shattered by the sun.
I walk a road, horizons change
The tournaments begun.

by gossamer on Jul 10, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

In 09 they each have a WAR of 1.8. In 08 Victorino was almost a win better. In 06-07 Howard was waay better.
 I hadnt realized Howard’s declined so much and Victorino’s gotten better since then.
OT: Why is Howard’s bb% and babip much lower now than before?

apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 10, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats true.

But hate is better.

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by gianator on Jul 9, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

and this is the hate thread. no Rectumface apologists!

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 9, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that you’re suggesting that an injury should, um, unexpectedly occur. Right? Right? Ahem. I’d hate for anyone to get that idea. Really.

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by Skaldheim on Jul 9, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

An injury should, um, unexpectedly occur to Victorino. If it came at the hands of Conor Jackson, I think that would be perfectly okay (in a not really wishing injury on another person sort of way).

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by howtheyscored on Jul 9, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo has a 145 OPS+ and a .400 wOBA, I can’t even imagine the numbers he’d put up in that midget ball park

by superk1ng on Jul 9, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

or what victorino would be without utley, howard, and werth

by cazzuno on Jul 9, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

he deserves to be kicked in the nuts

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 9, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 9, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he’s not very deserving at all. His hitting stats are decent, but not very spectacular considering he’s playing in baseball’s most hitter-friendly park. That, and UZR has him as a below average fielder (-7.8). It would’ve been one thing if Pablo lost to a good player like Matt Kemp or Mark Reynolds, but Victorino has absolutely no business playing in the All Star Game. He’s not that good. But we don’t hate Victorino just because he snubbed Pablo; it’s his on field jackassery that makes him so hateable.

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by boonitez on Jul 9, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1000000000

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by haverecords on Jul 9, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Victorino is not deserving. He’s a ridiculously dirty player who does something to disgrace the league on a monthly basis. He’s an asshole and nobody should like him. Philly fans shouldn’t even like him. There is no excuse for his ass-play, and he doesn’t deserve to be recognized as a representative of MLB, much less the National League.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 9, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

but he’s such an asshole that Philly fans DO like him!

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 9, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phillies fans like people they can relate to…

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by boonitez on Jul 9, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve come across Philly fans where they define the word asshole. I remember one on Lincecum’s major league debut. He kept screaming about the Giants and Bonds (remember this was 2007) is cheater. This asshole had one of his players suspended less then 2 years later.

by SFGuy on Jul 9, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something you might not realize

Is that we’ve already hated Victorino for some time – he was guilty of some serious dishittery during a Giants game back in 2007, and got away with it, and was incredibly smug about it, too.

Also, he wasn’t particularly deserving. He hasn’t been as good as Sandoval, Matt Kemp, or, arguably, Mark Reynolds this year. He was clearly more deserving than Cristian Guzman (how he got on the ballot is beyond me), but that’s it.

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by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I posted elsewhere

Sandoval has been better than Victorino this year in the following categories: AVG, OBP, SLG, OPS+, doubles, home runs, RBIs, Total Bases. According to Fangraphs, he’s been significantly better than Victorino as a hitter and a fielder this year.

So, no, not deserving.

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by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been guilty of some serious asshatery against a lot of teams. The Giants don’t have much to complain about compared to some of the other shit he’s pulled around the league.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 9, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Such as?

I’m really only aware of his asinine baseline play.

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by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He gave Conor Jackson a concussion by getting into a collision at first base, the same way you would if you were trying not to get thrown out at home. Really, he RAN into the first baseman to try to break up the out. It’s disgusting.

Actually, I’m not sure if it was a concussion, but Jackson left the game and was hurt in a sort of scary way.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 9, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, right, I do recall hearing about that.

In any case, regardless of how other fans feel, the fact remains that there’s some long-standing Victorino hate ’round these parts.

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by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking dickhead.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the thing I don’t get is that the league has done nothing about it! The guy has repeatedly broken rules and endangered the safety and health of his peers. And not so much as a peep from league.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 9, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

More highlights:

1) I guess that fielder’s interference trick is a favorite of his!

2) There’s a picture somewhere of him sliding into second, grabbing Alex Cora’s leg on the way to past to try to break up the play. As in, hand wrapped around ankle. I can’t find the picture though. And I saw it just the other day!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 9, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  


stay classy, punk.

after seeing this two pics, i hope he gets spiked in the line of fire. I don’t wish injury, just enough of a painful reminder that bush league behavior like this has consequences.

by sayheybk on Jul 10, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

wtf? I hope if he keeps this shit up, the second baseman “accidentally” loses control of his leg and kicks him in the face.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude needs to DIAF.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 10, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking asshole

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 10, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

You probably don’t realize that Victorino has a history with the Giants. He’s one of the few non-Dodgers that most Giant fans despise.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 10, 2009 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT HE WAS A DODGER!!!!!!!!!

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by say hey nation on Jul 10, 2009 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Evil is born from a common source.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

*takes off glasses*

… My God.

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by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was also Rule 5’d two or three times and returned!!!!!LOL

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by say hey nation on Jul 10, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go home and put some food in Victorino’s mom’s dish.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 9, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Hurry up

I think she’s chewing up the couch cushions and defacating on the living room rug as we type.

by Rorsavelt on Jul 9, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

May Victorino get kidney stones.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Jul 9, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

May his jockstrap be infested with the fleas of 1000 camels.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 9, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Victorino likes Damon Bruce

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by merkin on Jul 9, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

This is confirmed. I saw the yes/no/maybe note with my own eyes.

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by howtheyscored on Jul 9, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

In all honesty

I’m not really sweating this very much.

The ASG didn’t need another reason to be a total farce. Victorino didn’t need another reason for us to disembowel him verbally. And we didn’t need another example of something or someone meeting with success solely on the strength of a fucking catchphrase.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 9, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Not Only is he undeserving

 but he was embarrassingly campaigning for himself. Pablo wins in the class category as well. I do not. Victorino is my new player to hate and Phillies fans have always been douchebags but now they’ve climbed to Masshole status.

by Rorsavelt on Jul 9, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Another reason to hate: the fact that the utterly retarded slogan “Bran Torino” is now plastered all over mlb.com and will most assuredly be the lead in on baseball tonight (for the six people who watch anything but the web gems.)

Apparently all we had to do was dub our campaign “Kindoval” or something and we would’ve been golden.

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by i did my job on Jul 9, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Kitspool on Jul 9, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind that much if anyone other than Kemp had won, but I hate Rectumface so I will happily hate.

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by jponry on Jul 9, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

how about a "love pablo" thread?

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by UnleashTheGore on Jul 9, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda love can wait. I’m ready for searing hatred.

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by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 3:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm totally pissed about this

I’ve been hating on Victorino all season. He’s a jackass and I hate him. I can’t believe Sandoval won’t make the team. And you’re absolutely right about Manuel being able to add him because of injury. Charlie Manuel is a douche!!

by solace on Jul 9, 2009 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Manuel will probably pick Feliz due to an injury, which would be the ultimate slap in the face. He already picked Howard b/c that’s his guy, not b/c he was deserving.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 9, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

So in effect he will probably pick all of us?

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by jhiat00 on Jul 9, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That actually makes me feel much better then. I’ve never been an all-star before!

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by jhiat00 on Jul 9, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

How were you able to get a picture from his family reunion?

by Natto on Jul 9, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

awkward family photo!

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 9, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

VOTE SANDOVAL
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by raisingcain on Jul 9, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like quite the little stinker.

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by UnleashTheGore on Jul 9, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair

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by jhiat00 on Jul 9, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smells like Big Foot’s dick…

Stupid is as Ruben Rivera does...

by bkrhater on Jul 10, 2009 4:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

how unfortunate

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by rightcenterfielder on Jul 9, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not happy about this at all, but what really pisses me off is that his walk-off hit last night clinched it for him. SO CLUTCH

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by brollic on Jul 9, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I think someone may have said it already but I think the biggest reason was the cutoff time.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 9, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never even thought about the time difference, but yeah, that has to have played an important role.

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by brollic on Jul 9, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

we were sleeping and they were voting! not fair!! Keep the polls open on the west coast!

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 9, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

sour grapes and all that bitterness aside...

the cutoff time definitely favors east coast teams.

when ESPN and MLB highlight east coast games that just finished, the rest of the country hears about it for the rest of the night. Victorino’s recent performances definitely impacted the race (as it should).

However, Sandoval hits a grand slam to win the game at 10pm PST, and, well, the rest of the country’s asleep.
MAYBE it breaks the news on the 1am Sportscenter. And a ticker the next morning. Then we’re back to "Jeter went with 2%milk this morning) and “can Manuel’s Phillies catch up to our Mets?!”

by sayheybk on Jul 9, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Sigh……………. (Depressed)……. =(

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by i love sports101 on Jul 9, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m filled with rage over the blatant bias shown over the past 24 hours. Victorino was EVERYWHERE. articles everywhere about it. To me, he was the 4th most deserving player on the list, and I think we can all agree that he would have made the team anyway. I can’t help but think that Manuel will replace Beltran with another OF, though i hope he doesn’t

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by Speedforthewin on Jul 9, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s what got me too, he was pimping himself all over.
I love the Pandaman, but with his accent I don’t think he it would have worked too well for him to be going on all the chat shows and talking himself up.

by Merope on Jul 9, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus that’s not his style. I was listening radioside monday night and they were making it sound like he didn’t want to do a curtain call after the grand slam. He seems to just love playing the game and would love to be in the ASG, but he’s not going to pimp himself.

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by Speedforthewin on Jul 9, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were showing pro-Victorino ads during the Giants post-game show on CSN last night. It was kind of disgusting.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 9, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss FSN, by the way. They seemed to do things pretty right.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 9, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least kemp was an afterthought. right guys?

guys?

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by GameSix on Jul 9, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

this morning I read that Chone Figgins was sitting at his locker voting for himself with his cellphone. I guess any of his supporters gave up on him…

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 9, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot that Carlos Pena was even in the poll

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by CB30 on Jul 9, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some silver lining

I truly hate Victorino as much as a route canal performed by Stevie Wonder with Richard Simmons whispering sweet nothings in my ear but one good thing to come out of this is when we sign Panda long term, as we should, he wont have the all-star card to play and maybe we can sign him a little bit cheaper than if he did.

I dunno, fuck Victorino still.

Panda, maybe one day when this is all over we can get an apartment together!

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 9, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

groug wants you to know that root and route are two different words.

I agree that he’s a big jerk for mentioning it.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 9, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, I did specifically describe myself as a pedant before I said that.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 9, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

Route canal. My love is complete.

Please don’t let my old college see this, they may take my degrees away.

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 9, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on.

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by satyricrash on Jul 9, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh i know

that’s part of the pain

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 9, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

homophonic and homophobic in the same sentence!

Congratulations!

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by Mayor of 311 on Jul 9, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard Victorino likes to eat puppies and punch babies

(Or is it eat babies and punch puppies?)

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 9, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I first read this as “pound babies.”

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by howtheyscored on Jul 9, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was this guy

in high school named Shane Victoriano who used to hold court and describe in graphic detail how he would ass fuck his girlfriend (who went to another school, naturally). He would preen as he looked at all the amazed faces in the circle, assuming I imagine that we were all so impressed; of course what we were really all slack-jawed about was a)how full of shit he was, and b) even if he was telling the truth, how shockingly classless it was (yes, even to a group of teenaged boys) that he would relay that kind of detail to that many people.

This is whom I think of when I see Shane Victorino play baseball.

by VidaWantsYourCar on Jul 9, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

this may be the greatest post in the history of today

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by Karlifornia on Jul 10, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s perfectly reasonable to want to destroy Philadelphia now, right?

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by thehavenot on Jul 9, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Nobody would notice.

by Natto on Jul 9, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

To the victor go the spoils

Philadelphia won the Series last year, and Victorino was in the national spotlight. Nobody knows anyone on the Giants. If they had a fan vote for best pitcher in the league, Lincecum would lose by a million votes to Johan Santana. When I tell Met and Yankee fans about Pablo Sandoval, they barely know who he is. We’re finally starting to be good, and soon our players will be well known everywhere. This was a fan vote, for God’s sake. We complain about their stupid voting for the all star team in general every year, and we’re surprised they didn’t pick the best player in this vote?

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by rxmeister on Jul 9, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

They already had their gimmie WS player getting in

Ryan Howard

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by CB30 on Jul 9, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not surprised, still pissed though.

VOTE SANDOVAL
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by raisingcain on Jul 9, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

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by Speedforthewin on Jul 9, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thing is, the all-star voting in general was pretty decent this year. The only egregiously bad choices were Pedroia and Hamilton. So no, the Final Vote is not up to the standard set by the previous form of misguided fan democracy.

"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."

by i did my job on Jul 9, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Victorino

but I’d like him an awful lot better if he played in SF.

What horse’s arse ever decided fans should vote for all-stars anyway? If you’re going to have an all-star game, it would be nice if it actually featured all-stars as opposed to people voted in by repetitive stress-inducing obsessive clicking, or (for the regular all-stars) whoever gets the biggest piles of ballots to punch out, complete with hanging chads. It’s always been ludicrous, but this click-o-rama-fest was the most completely stupid. Particularly since it resulted in Pablo not making the team.

Of course, if he were still a catcher he would have made the team without resorting to Chicago voting.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...

by natteringnabob on Jul 9, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't care about the fan vote

But Victorino was always a douche. I hated him before and I wouldn’t want him on my team.

by SFGuy on Jul 10, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pissed as shit right now!

I must have voted clear over 150 times, lost count two days ago.

I want the final tally. I want Bud Selig to show us the damn results. I want Bud Selig to break his hip, maybe fall down some stairs or something- at least turn his ankle or hit his funny bone really hard. (what he really needs to do is to make the game matter- put the best players in the game regardless of team, or quit acting like it does matter and call it the sham pomp-and-ceremony that it is).

The fix was totally in on this one.

Chris Cohan- YOU'RE FIRED!

by bonbrillio on Jul 9, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

They should show the final voting numbers, EF the phillies, EF Selig and EF hawaii

by On the fifty on Jul 9, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

while I don’t agree that there was a fix besides the biased media coverage having the potential to sway the vote, i do want to see the numbers. Why they don’t show the numbers is beyond me. I want to see what percentage each player got and how far away we were

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by Speedforthewin on Jul 9, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two feelings: Hate Shana Victorina (bitch)... but relieved that Panda gets 4 full days off

The guy has been banged up and working like an elite panda ninja. My prime love is the Giants, and the best thing for the team is for him to get lots of rest, relaxation, and Ling Ling.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 9, 2009 11:19 PM PDT reply actions  

even ninjas need rest.

…let’s fighting love

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 9, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why no hate for the Detroit Tigers?? The Phillies and Tigers got together for the vote.

by SFGuy on Jul 9, 2009 11:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Brandon Inge is at least deserving as an all star.

by Natto on Jul 9, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Less so than either Adam Lind or Ian Kinsler. I think both are more deserving.

by SFGuy on Jul 10, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

hate is such a strong word...

but it’s oh-so-fitting for my feelings toward victorina.

i’d rather get mauled by a bear than have him “make” the all-star team. bet you $100 the phillies introduced a vote-bot for him. how anybody could like the douche is beyond me.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 9, 2009 11:26 PM PDT reply actions  

The hatred towards Victorino goes back over a year.

by SFGuy on Jul 9, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now the Panda might have something to prove. There could be a monster 2nd half coming and afterward we can point to the AS snub.

by jayreed13 on Jul 9, 2009 11:35 PM PDT reply actions  

It a show

The best show ever

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 10, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

??

Don’t know unless you are talking about that FX series.

by SFGuy on Jul 10, 2009 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ya

That

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 10, 2009 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

SFGuy being lost is like the new Firefly reference

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by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 3:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t watch a lot of TV (except sports) or movies. So when there is these kind of reference, I get really lost.

by SFGuy on Jul 10, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that show so, so much. I’m gonna watch an episode right now, just to lift my spirits.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 10, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question about rules

Can a first baseman with ball charge down the line at an approaching baserunner to you know, run his ass over. I’m thinking kind of a low tackle maneuver. Is that legal?

by Change Up on Jul 10, 2009 12:10 AM PDT reply actions  

are you suggesting ishikawa or carlos delgado or somebody needs to run a bulldozer through shano?

I dont know ruleswise for sure, but i think a tag’s a tag if he’s got the ball…

"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."

by i did my job on Jul 10, 2009 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

blam

Put a shoulder down and drive it into the collarbone.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aurilia should do it

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 10, 2009 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

And we could let him get suspended. It’s a win, win.

by SFGuy on Jul 10, 2009 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Photobucket

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_C992KPzKs

V-I-C-T-O-R-Y? NOOOOO

Two minutes of hate upon you.

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by The Czar on Jul 10, 2009 12:18 AM PDT reply actions  

I hate Shane Victorino.

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 3:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Fail

Shane Dicktorino is full of it

by Sandoval Stays Suckafree on Jul 10, 2009 6:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Someone on here didn’t suggest that Sandoval is a better player than Zimmerman did they?
He’s not.
Neither is Lincecum (At this point) better than Santana, equal yes better NO!

Victorino is overrated and does not deserve to be an All star(Neither does Howard)but lets not go crazy.

by Ohpityme on Jul 10, 2009 7:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Pablo Sandoval: .326/.379/.560, 2.7 WAR
Ryan Zimmerman: .292/.359/.480, 3.1 WAR

Roughly equals. Zimmerman’s defense gives him the slight edge but Sandoval clearly has the superior bat and could be the better player in due time. Obviously, both should be all-stars.

Tim Lincecum 2.33 ERA 149 K 33 BB 1.99 FIP 5.3 WAR
Johan Santana 3.29 ERA 107 K 36 BB 3.92 FIP 1.7 WAR
2008 Johan Santana (full season): 2.53 ERA 206 K 63 BB 3.51 FIP 4.8 WAR

Lincecum is worth more in the first half this year than Santana was worth over the entire length of last season. He’s clearly the superior pitcher, which is no mark of shame for Johan – he’s superior to everybody.

"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."

by i did my job on Jul 10, 2009 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK, if you say so

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 10, 2009 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum is better than Santana right now, and going forward.

Ryan Zimmerman is fine player and a class act. He should be in the all-star game.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 10, 2009 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do you pity you if you don’t think lincecum is better than santana despite the clear statistical evidence. From your profile comment numbers, it looks like you’re a mets fan, so I guess it’s not surprising you like Johan so much.

VOTE SANDOVAL
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by raisingcain on Jul 10, 2009 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do you pity you too raisingcain I’m sure you were aiming for a terribly witty remark on my name.
Anyway statistics show that I was right about Zimmerman barely and I was wrong about Johan barely.
Meh hardly a big deal.
Of course going forward Lincecum will be better than Santana you could say that about any two good players one who is young one who is older. Will they have comparable careers probably though Santana had 3 seasons in a row of +7 WAR.
I’m actually surprised Pablo is a + defender at third, though Zimmerman is the best 3B defender in the NL.

by Ohpityme on Jul 11, 2009 6:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Neither is Lincecum (At this point) better than Santana, equal yes better NO!

Nah

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 10, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

you say funny things

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with most of your post but Lincecum is, indeed, better than Santana.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

“WROOOOONG!”

by ryanmiles on Jul 10, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

the south looks a little too big, massachusetts and LA a little too small.

apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 10, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Victorino molests collies

by microwave donut on Jul 10, 2009 10:16 AM PDT reply actions  

I blame Kinsler

I just looked at Kinsler’s line since July 1: .069/.156/.207 for a whopping .363 OPS. He dragged down the ticket.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Jul 10, 2009 10:22 AM PDT reply actions  

bad press for the running mate, always blowing elections. I didn’t know Detroit was so determined too.

apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 10, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes…I tried the search….

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 10, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t half of these photos posted on game day threads?

by SFGuy on Jul 10, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB now selling All Star Gear

Not traditional, but not bad

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GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
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by merkin on Jul 10, 2009 10:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Cool that they’re using full names this year

by ryanmiles on Jul 10, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would so buy, and wear that to the next Phillies game I go to!

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 10, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jayson Werth apparently named to replace Beltran

What. the. fuck.

http://twitter.com/ToddZolecki/status/2571371509

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 10, 2009 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

This is really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really dumb. The entire Phillies OF is going to be there.

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

It almost makes me want to root for the AL.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 10, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Congratulations, Charlie Manuel. You’ve surpassed Clint Hurdle as the dumbest man on the planet.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, fuck you Charlie Manuel

by ryanmiles on Jul 10, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

This actually pisses me off more than it would have if he’d picked Kemp.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

iawtc

as painful as it is to admit. hell, i couldn’t have even blamed him if he picked Pierre.

by sayheybk on Jul 10, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I could’ve

"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."

by i did my job on Jul 10, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

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