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ill bring the rally with me to this thread
by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 8, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Here comes the airplane!
Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let’s get it started. In here?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 8, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I get the feeling there’s going to be more fail in this inning.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jul 8, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This thread is pretty Norwegian.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 8, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait!
I didn’t mean it like that. I meant, uh…
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 8, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“I meant it’s tense, so it’s a little hairy, so I thought of herring, so I thought of Norway!”
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jul 8, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I UNDERSTAND THIS POST COMPLETELY
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jul 8, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
zzzz
Scott’s bat “speaks.”
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.
by daveinexile on Jul 8, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rowand sucks
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 8, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, Rownads.
45-37 - Giants Series Record: 15-7-4, 11-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.63 ERA, .259 BAA, crappy 1.68 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.
by rhys on Jul 8, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rowand sucks.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Classy!!
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.
by daveinexile on Jul 8, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/adjusts monocle
Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RALLY VOTE PABLO

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hit a dinger, Pablo!
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF??
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
by gianator on Jul 8, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rally Rally
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’l suply the rable if they suply the rally!
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.
by daveinexile on Jul 8, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
by gianator on Jul 8, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I remember when prosciutto suits were all the rage.
by Duelling Brandos on Jul 8, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sic ’em Panda!!
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.
by daveinexile on Jul 8, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think I get the meaning behind all the “classy” posts.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That is what Winn is.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That, I get. I was wondering more of the origin of the “classy” thing.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He never complains. Just does is job and does what he does well.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.
by daveinexile on Jul 8, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
while we're on the subject
what is the origin of the whole “rated”/“unrated” thing?
by Duelling Brandos on Jul 8, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/4/10/830269/burris-gotta-go
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank you
I actually missed that back then but have been wondering for months.
by Duelling Brandos on Jul 8, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He did!
You had me at the all-bolded text, but then you blew my mind with "Wynn is unrated." I’m going to post that on the Gameday Threads everytime Randy gets a hit or makes a great catch.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Apr 10, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jul 8, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This game is not unlike a native of Nagorno-Karabakh!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
elitist.
45-37 - Giants Series Record: 15-7-4, 11-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.63 ERA, .259 BAA, crappy 1.68 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.
by rhys on Jul 8, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MY WIFE IS ONE OF THOSE!
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only one?
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT???
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This Gameday Thread Is Sponsored By
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s OK, he just meant that both Armenians and Azerbaijanian claim that this game belongs to them.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jul 8, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unlike the Giants offense.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You see, the Marlins are the Armenians, because for a long time the Armenians didn’t have a homeland and for a long time Florida didn’t have an MLB team, and the Giants are the Azerbaijanis, because San Francisco is sometimes called Baghdad by the Bay, and Baghdad is principally populated by Muslims, like Azerbaijan!!!!!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
You just blew my mind.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jul 8, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I try.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You didn't blow mine
I already blew it the other night.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
EliminateMe = Cousin Walter
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lame.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Take a pitch, Nate.
Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
say hit homerun
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
by gianator on Jul 8, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PABLOL
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
by gianator on Jul 8, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rally cat hitting rooster

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jul 8, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why have been holding this one up on us?
( though right now i suspebt we will be the rooster)
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.
by daveinexile on Jul 8, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cock vs. Pussy. THE FINAL BOUT
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Weak.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This game is getting pretty J.D. Drewish.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
by Kitspool on Jul 8, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
boo
45-37 - Giants Series Record: 15-7-4, 11-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.63 ERA, .259 BAA, crappy 1.68 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.
by rhys on Jul 8, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS BASEBALL CLUB SUCKS
by satyricrash on Jul 8, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THEYRE WHIP AND BAA SUX
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least we won’t have to see Brian Wilson today..
Cy Lincecain FTW
by ramin on Jul 8, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And you hate bad people.
…except the Nazis..
by satyricrash on Jul 8, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re so delightfully cute.
Cy Lincecain FTW
by ramin on Jul 8, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you eat your vegetables?
Cy Lincecain FTW
by ramin on Jul 8, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, I just said make-out, I don’t do that stuff on a “first date”.
by satyricrash on Jul 8, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hm…Did you eat your sirloin steak?
Cy Lincecain FTW
by ramin on Jul 8, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

45-37 - Giants Series Record: 15-7-4, 11-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.63 ERA, .259 BAA, crappy 1.68 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.
by rhys on Jul 8, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like how that really isn’t that great of a chasm. It’s really only a cliff with a thin, rocky outpost next to it.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that would have been a goood spot to tack a run on
by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 8, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately the Giants have a hard time defining the word “runs”
Cy Lincecain FTW
by ramin on Jul 8, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have an idea
How about we get some of those runs from the Houston series and score them again?
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sweet. Walk-off grand slam from Pablo is totally set up for the bottom of the ninth.
I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.
by Norm Median on Jul 8, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok, I’m off. I promise next time I won’t talk about Fred Lewis.
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."
by BrianBokake on Jul 8, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/prepares reeducation camp just in case.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.” Later all.
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."
by BrianBokake on Jul 8, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, but what if the gerbil won’t cooperate?
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that’s what the mongoose is for.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
by redhornet78 on Jul 8, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t like having to settle for winning the series.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why is it so hard to sweep a series :(
Cy Lincecain FTW
by ramin on Jul 8, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeap
but we ARE winning the series
by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 8, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SO far not a good day for Ishikawa is it?
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.
by daveinexile on Jul 8, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He had a single!
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
missed that. kind wanderring in out.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.
by daveinexile on Jul 8, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So we’ve all been saying that Miller was going to regress. Is that what we are witnessing?
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2009 2:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what is he saying? watching on the ol TV
by heimy25 on Jul 8, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meant Justin Miller.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno. Jon’s timing was a bit off in the last inning.
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/pulls up John Miller fangraphs numbers and shakes his head sadly
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s fallen to next-to-last in Value Over Replacement Home Run Call, beating out only Hawk Harrelson. :(
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’d think I could spell his name correctly, considering Natto did just that in the post I replied to.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aurelia!
Benji!
Alfonso!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ROWLAND
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
By the way, I had always heard about how Miller does a great Scully, but somehow had never heard him do it. He did it on the 4th of July game and it was AWESOME.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jul 8, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he’s referring to Justin, not Jon.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess I’m glad I had work to do instead of actually watching the game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2009 2:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD
Do we still do that?
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
by gianator on Jul 8, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sigh.
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah, this isn’t good
Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/Game over
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
by gianator on Jul 8, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, the only interesting thing left is whether or not the Giants get shutout.
by nofreetime on Jul 8, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wrong
the game is not over
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 8, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so is that what people were worried about when they didnt want panda going to his left and rent going to his right?
by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 8, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have a meeting time. I expect it to be 5-4 Giants when I get back in 45 minutes.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
by Kitspool on Jul 8, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SCORE AT LEAST ONE RUN, GIANTS OFFENSE
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That’s like asking for the Lions to win 1 game.
Cy Lincecain FTW
by ramin on Jul 8, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They’ve only failed to do that once!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jul 8, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Lions have only had one season where they didn’t win a game.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jul 8, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well I was implying that season
Cy Lincecain FTW
by ramin on Jul 8, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wanna see a baseball team go 0-162
Let’s imagine trying to construct a roster that could do this.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Neifi Perez would be leading off
Cy Lincecain FTW
by ramin on Jul 8, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would start with Velez and work from there
by superk1ng on Jul 8, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Velez at shortstop.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Marcus Jensen at catcher
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jul 8, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t forget Pat Misch as the Ace
Cy Lincecain FTW
by ramin on Jul 8, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'd have to rename Triples Alley
Call it Quintuples Alley.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burriss as DH
Hitting cleanup.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My #1 draft pick would be Eugenio Velez.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reminds me of a Fangraphs article from last year that showed that if you made with a starting lineup made out of 4 2002 Barry Bonds and 4 papayas (as in players who hit .000/.000/.000 and have no defensive value) you’d still be around .500.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jul 8, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF are you talking about? The lions always win. The Christians suck!
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 8, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not the ones I’ve dated!
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would like for the Giants to wreck the Marlins’ ERA.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hugo Chavez sez: "UN VOTO PARA EL PANDA DE KUNG FU ES UN VOTO PARA VENEZUELA"

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
by stealth snail on Jul 8, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
how come he looks like cesar romero?
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 8, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because you do not know what Hugo Chavez looks like
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jul 8, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LARS, Did you remeber to tell the team to try not suck this afternoon?
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.
by daveinexile on Jul 8, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I stopped doing that
They went on a mini losing streak when I was posting that so I stopped
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 8, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rally Wookiees. Nice.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GET ON BASE, RENT
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
a walk would be nice…haven’t seen one in a while for us.
by jobrien9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can’t walk off the South America!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jul 8, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/falls off the edge of Patagonia.
(SECOND SEMI-OBSCURE GEOGRAPHICAL REFERENCE OF THE THREAD!!!)
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn’t it be more efficient just to drown in the Panama Canal?
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU COULD WALK OFF SOUTH AMERICA WHEN IT WAS PART OF PANGEA!
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 8, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THATS WHEN ALOT OF GIANTS WERE BORN CUZ GINATS R OLD
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dang.
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Giants are so slow.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jul 8, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BONAFACIO GET THE FUCK OUT
Cy Lincecain FTW
by ramin on Jul 8, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So uhh how many pitches does Cy have?
Is the Marlins bullpen any good?
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
by gianator on Jul 8, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
84
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This sucks.
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
slower than a 10 second buzz
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 8, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay, so I think we’re all in agreement that this has been a fairly poor day for Travis?
Cy Lincecain FTW
by ramin on Jul 8, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NO! They ate the rest of the family, and now they’ve ensnared Bobby!
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So the Giants offense is looking very Giantsy
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jul 8, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope it’s because they’re saving their runs for Lincecum
by superk1ng on Jul 8, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Frandsen is never getting another start again.
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are the people who were clamoring to bring Frandsen up still backing his stay? At what point do we give up on him for the year?
by snafu on Jul 8, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes. He’s only had one start since he’s come back up.
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe after more than one game.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but the giants still don’t need to add a bat or anything
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 8, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ive almost given up on frandsen. reminds me of some of our other AAA hitting beasts that amounted to nothing
by jobrien9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Todd Linden of the infield
Cy Lincecain FTW
by ramin on Jul 8, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It makes me concerned about Bowker’s impending arrival. I really hope he succeeds.
by snafu on Jul 8, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
its 20 ab’s for the McCovenite’s. then the torch’s come out
by jobrien9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This game is getting Amish. Meaning, I am about to turn off all electronics and get back to work.
by out machine on Jul 8, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
mmm, battery acid.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a 4-0 game
This is a fine time for Howry to be in the game.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jul 8, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This game

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jul 8, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somebody doesn’t have to worry about birth control anymore!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
these kind of videos trip me out. why was the reason behind anyone even filming this crap?
by jobrien9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IT WILL IMPRESS GIRLZ!!!!!!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To try and win $10,000?
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn are those shows still on. they tried to resurrect them years ago with daisy fuentes
by jobrien9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's still going on
Currently hosted by Tom Bergeron.
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, I forgot Daisy Fuentes existed.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit
I’m not gonna be able to get it up for a week after watching that
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
by stealth snail on Jul 8, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, it’s simulated fail.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In a bad way.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.
by daveinexile on Jul 8, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Depends
Define ‘going’.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Volstad has never gone more than 7 innings in a start this year. Nor has he gone a start without allowing runs.
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So the only remaining question is if this shut out is compleate game for Volstad.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.
by daveinexile on Jul 8, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Giants enjoy giving pitchers new life experiences.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jul 8, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Colorado leading Washington 9-3 in the 7th =[
by ryanmiles on Jul 8, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Shit that’s fuck.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not against the Nationals, anyway.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jul 8, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am sure they still another 6 games to loss to the Bums.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.
by daveinexile on Jul 8, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something here just aint right….
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.
by daveinexile on Jul 8, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
its probably because the kids don’t have eyes
by jobrien9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that’s what happens when you breastfeed teenagers
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 8, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That must it.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.
by daveinexile on Jul 8, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The family that sleeps together stays together!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is this from the Bernie Ward collection?
by khenderson on Jul 8, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
low blow
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 8, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rally time
IT’S ON
Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jon & Flemming just mentioned Monte Vista High School
Whch reminds me of a seriously nerdy story.
In high school, I was in Academic Decathlon, which is a national academic competition. At the Contra Costa County competition, I sat behind one guy from Monte Vista, who was wearing a leather jacket that said, “SKINHEAD” on it. Another guy, who overheard saying he joined the team because his teacher said he wouldn’t fail him if he did so, later got up in the middle of a test, shouted, “FUCK IT!” and walked out. They did so badly that the whole team decided to leave midway through.
I don’t think they took the team very seriously, eh?
/nerd anecdote
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This game is getting pretty FLewish
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jul 8, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Way to work the count, Fred.
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He is learning the Giants Way quite well.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.
by daveinexile on Jul 8, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fred didn't strike out!
Good job, Fred!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jul 8, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is becoming one of those games where I pay more attention to the gameday thread than the actual game.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Were you around for the Zito game 6 days ago? Basically by the 4th inning we said fuck it and spent the next 5 innings posting funny GIFs. At some point I just turned off the game.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jul 8, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I missed that, but I later went through the thread and LOLed. My wife had a lousy day, so I showed her all the fails to cheer her up.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
has there ever been a team assembled that takes less pitches then this team?
by jobrien9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I would guess the ‘08 M’s ,or the ’08 Giants, would give us a run for that “title”.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.
by daveinexile on Jul 8, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW SICK I AM OF THE EXTRA MILE STORE CYLINDERS GUY.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THET ARE MY FREINDS
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.
by daveinexile on Jul 8, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AND HOW
Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Edgar “Double Clutch” Renteria
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That means he’s twice as clutch as the typical shortstop, right?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jul 8, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
100% more clutch guaranteed!
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jul 8, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Edgar " Bounce" Renteria ?
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.
by daveinexile on Jul 8, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THE PITCHER GETS ON BASE AGAIN
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It seems like Renteria double-clutches about every other throw he makes.
by nofreetime on Jul 8, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Merkin looks like he has been putting on a few pounds.
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
by gianator on Jul 8, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So how has TBS looked?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jul 8, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I dunno. I can’t see inside the dugout.
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think I’ve watched TBS since WCW went off the air.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit Rent.
He fails on the close plays every time.
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
by stealth snail on Jul 8, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Even though this wasn’t a great start from Sadowski, we can’t expect him to win a game where the offense can’t even pull out one run from a 5-8 4.85 pitcher. :(
by CaliforniaBone on Jul 8, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TERRIBLE AND USELESS
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Frankly
It was a fine start from a 5th starter.
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Merkin’s not very good.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jul 8, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i say trade him and bring up joey
by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 8, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better than Damian Moss.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s pretty weird. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a pitcher throw 95-97 and have such little ability to miss bats.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jul 8, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He looked pretty good before he got hurt last year. This year, not so much.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No swingthrough stuff for real.
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two strikeouts this inning!!!!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jul 8, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why don’t we try to trade merkin for something? Someone could be fooled
by DFAAurillia on Jul 8, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m all for it.
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean christ the Cardinals got Derosa for the Chris perez guy and a mediocre prospect
by DFAAurillia on Jul 8, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Chris Perez >>> Merkin Valdez
And we don’t know who the prospect was.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jul 8, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oof.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
When things go bad for the Giants, everthing goes bad..
The pitching, hitting, defense. All at once.
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
by gianator on Jul 8, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Look at the bright side
If you’re gonna score 6 runs and give up 9 in a series, better to win two 3-0 and lose one 9-0 than lose all three games 3-2.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh good.
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KANE FOR UGGLA!
GIT ER DONE GINTZ BRAZZ!!!
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
by gianator on Jul 8, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Merkin and pucetas for freddy sanchez?
by DFAAurillia on Jul 8, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Pirates are stupid, but I don’t know if they’re that stupid.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sabes can get them drunk first. Drunk AND stupid may work.
by satyricrash on Jul 8, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
100MPH
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
by gianator on Jul 8, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This will just make the comeback that much more epic.
Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK THIS
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
by stealth snail on Jul 8, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF, that was frosty look that Uggla gave to Hanley after that hug.
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
by gianator on Jul 8, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've had enough
Meh…I am going to commute. Take care.
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 8, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like there’s a lucky prisoner out there!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jul 8, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uggla kinda looks like JIM THOME
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jul 8, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
UR DOIN IT RONG
It’s JI
JIM THOME
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why is it that Geico has like ten different ad campaigns at once? Including two separate ones that air during Giants games.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear Giants,
Please do not get shutout.
Signed,
walkoff baltimore chop
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bring in RIch Aurilia for the solo homer!
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT
Is that Carrie Fisher commercial the saddest commercial?
by CaliforniaBone on Jul 8, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
by stealth snail on Jul 8, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey Kruk, I’m pretty sure “climbing on top of a hitter” means you’re in a better position to fuck them.
Either that or I’m a pervert.
by snafu on Jul 8, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dirty-sounding baseball terms
(Player) is a stud
Fisting a ball
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
by merkin on Jul 8, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know why I’m even watching this half-inning
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jul 8, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I want Pablo to do something positive.
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Umm yeah, about that...
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
by gianator on Jul 8, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get on base, Nate.
Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sigh.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well I hope this means the Giants take 3 out of next 4 from the Pads.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.
by daveinexile on Jul 8, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This game

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jul 8, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I LOL'ED
quite hard actually
by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 8, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember the time he pitched an inning in a blowout, wrecked his shoulder, and missed months as a result? hahahaha.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha I can’t stop watching.
Thanks. Carrie Fisher was bringing me down.
by CaliforniaBone on Jul 8, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I lol'd too much at that.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I DIDN’T WANT TO GET A SWEEP ANYWAY
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ugh.
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
by gianator on Jul 8, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Games like this make wonder how the hell this team is in contention.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BURN
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No hotlinking please!
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn it Natto strikes again. I didn’t even get to see what was hotlinked
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 8, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, it’s not my fault.
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just saying, can you leave in up there for at least 5 minutes?
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 8, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TWSS
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good one.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jul 8, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But I don’t know what you’re talking about.
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no problem since he just reposted it
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 8, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why do you think Natto is responsible for the hotlinked site blocking hotlinking?
/confused
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Natto’s comment above probably made him think that.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jul 8, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, of course.
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had no idea Chris Volstad was that good.
by ryanmiles on Jul 8, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HE IS USELESS AND TERRIBLE
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1.28 WHIP R U KIDDING ME???? SUX!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOOK AT THE NUMBERS
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by Natto on Jul 8, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This game was eerily similar to the Sean West game in our previous series finally against the Marlins
by snafu on Jul 8, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and the Eric Stults games
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 8, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/votes for Pablo
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 8, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good old fashion forfeit game
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jul 8, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
(Anti-semitic statement)
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jul 8, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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