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Zito just did he best Brian Wilson impersonation

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Except he didn’t allow any runs.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like most other things..

he failed

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

very different pitchers, but both inspire similar feelings in oldjacket

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not even close…not any 3-2 counts…no runs scored…no bases loaded

by nofreetime on Jul 7, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want some wendy’s chicken temptations.

I CANT RESIST THE TEMPTATION

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s awesome

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

He isnt even the creepiest looking one in that picture

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

minor league update

http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?sid=milb&t=g_box&gid=2009_07_07_hdmafa_sjgafa_1
Scott Barnes is pretty good
5 innings, 6 hits, 1BB, 7K – his K/9 has been pretty ridiculous his last 7 or 8 starts

also Posey needs to be moved up ASAP

by superk1ng on Jul 7, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey now 3-3, Double, HR

by superk1ng on Jul 7, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that mischievous little scamp

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 7, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL that pic

“peek-a-boo”

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Please score runs so I don’t have to watch Wilson pitch.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

He had 37 pitches yesterday and pitched Sunday

I think it would be Romo anyway

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 7, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

♥ of the order up!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Rated

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Lazy out

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey 3-3 with a HR tonight so far!!

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Jul 7, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Next stop Fresno

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 7, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG GIANTS BRASS WHUT R U DOIN DRAFTIN CATCHER W/ NO POWER OMG!!!!!!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 7, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

panda’s come-out music indeed sorta sounds like “come-out” music

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

dang

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

SO CLOSE!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 7, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT BALLS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn. Nice hack Panda

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap

That Panda image is awesome.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

What Panda image?

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a cartoon picture of a panda wearing Giants gear behind KnK.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is awesome.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully they show another shot of it.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs to be obtained

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.. I thought that was out

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Hermida’s an asshole.

by ryanmiles on Jul 7, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FUHERMIDA

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

/salutes

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

drunk

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’ve decided that they just don’t have a great angle from that loft

by Merope on Jul 7, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always liked Sandoval, but I’m still coming to terms with how freaking good he is.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 7, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, I didn’t think his power would be this quick to develop

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

HACK HACK HACK

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s not like Zito had a stressful inning or anything, he doesn’t need a break.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie hates Zito. Doesn’t want him to rest AT ALL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Hm send zito out there with a QUICK hook

by DFAAurillia on Jul 7, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie has to be close to the top of players with fewest pitches per AB…

by nofreetime on Jul 7, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

And by close..

you mean no one else is close right?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a fast game.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 7, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m tired of this Carrie Fisher commercial.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 7, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

She’s scary looking.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

drunk

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

y

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 7, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just writing the same thing, it looks terrible.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jul 7, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Creeper

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, demographics for that commercial is way off…

by nofreetime on Jul 7, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a good point, what were they thinking?

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jul 7, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

She can’t have that eventful of a life, can she?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 7, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

getting drunk is an event

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

She was in three of the biggest movies of all time and she was married to Paul Simon and she was an alcoholic.

Sounds like it could be pretty eventful.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 7, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker hit #17 tonight!!! Bring him up!!!

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Jul 7, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

ZOMG AMY IS SO FUNNY

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Kung fu outfit fail.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This would have been awesome.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a sudden urge to watch Kung Fu Hustle for the 17th time.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This could be Amy's last day

Don’t give me false hope Kuip!@

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 7, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

“Amy can do whatever she wants”

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

“You can do whatever you want baby” – cher to rocky in Mask

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh-oh--it's serious between Kuip and Amy G.

Kuip has even met her father.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jul 7, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

pft

Kruk/Kuip OTP

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brokeback broadcasters.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what the Baron does.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 7, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

“GRAB SOME PINE, MEAT!” shouted Kruk.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like

“Grab MY pine”

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 7, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or

Grab my meat, pine!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 7, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

/spazzing about the cute plushy panda in the karate getup

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how the chair is labeled “Duane Jon”.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD asshole on my fantasy team who I never wanted in the first place!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I traded him for Oswalt.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Oswalt, did you see the trailer for Big Fan, that new Patton Oswalt movie, the trailer of which was released today? Looks amaaaaazing.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD marlins player

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

S.T.F.D.!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Cantuuuuuuuuuu

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Jul 7, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

ur new thread broke my computer

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

OH!

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 7, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have not heard about this. Last time I checked, they were better than the Giants.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 7, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

fun fact

The Giants have scored more runs this season than the Nationals

by superk1ng on Jul 7, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 7, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos Pena is really getting a lot of votes from me since he’s my AL choice with Pablo

by DFAAurillia on Jul 7, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t break the covenant! Kinsler FTW

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going against the family?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 7, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/takes DFAAurilia out back

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is my first post.

People are pretty damn funny on here and no Zito meltdown. (don’t hate me if it happens)

by Jagersan on Jul 7, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

/finger hovers over the “ban” button

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

If/when it happens, you’ll be the last person we blame. It’s just nature taking its course.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmm Jager

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll bring the Red Bull..

You bring the Jager

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello. We’ve been wondering when you would finally chime in. Yeesh.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet the response I expected.

Been a Giants fan for life, I know everybody’s pain.

by Jagersan on Jul 7, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's not that much pain around here..

Alcohol helps

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you vote yet?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 7, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

welcome

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome

You have now made more good posts than howtheyscored. Congratulations.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 7, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m looking to make a comeback, though. Two, three good posts over the next few months. Then maybe I can pick up the pace a little, eventually round it out at an even 20 – 30 a year.

No one will be able to catch me then.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Having this last name.

Does have it’s pluses. You guys entertain me, as I can’t see games in Seattle area…

by Jagersan on Jul 7, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

PAULINLOLO

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s interesting watching Molina’s defense deteriorate as the year goes on. He could use a few days off, I think.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

all year is fine with me

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 7, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Without checking … has he been a better hitter than Whiteside? Probably. But maybe not by much?

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Zito en fuego?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 7, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD FORMER GIANT!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Beat me to it

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD Run Ronny Run!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey

That went well.

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 7, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito-My new $18 million favorite playa!!

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Jul 7, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD FORMER GIANT!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I like them swinging at air.

by shanghaijim on Jul 7, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I went through almost a full page of Google search results and I couldn’t find how much a night at McCovey Loft costs.

Therefore, it’s free.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 7, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Costs 1000 Panda votes.

Vote for Pablo!

by goGSW24 on Jul 7, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it cost as much as Zito makes for 1 pitch during a game

by ACgiant97 on Jul 7, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

1250 for 35 people. so 35 dollars and some change a person if you have friends

by jobrien9 on Jul 7, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Vote for Pablo!

by goGSW24 on Jul 7, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito owns the Marlins

by superk1ng on Jul 7, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

ZITOWN’D

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That plushy panda is so cute I just died.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

HOT!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 7, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Lars The Funnyerer

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to steal it.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD PAULINO WALNUTS

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

So, Ronny Paulino would look good on this team, eh?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 7, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

to be fair, his .716 OPS with the .317 OBP

significant improvement over Bengie.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 7, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he were on the Giants, he would have put up that OPS in about 60 ABs

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

does he sit on the bench in a more useful way than Eli Whiteside?

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

90 MPH! First time as a Giant?

by sanfranfan on Jul 7, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

If you count the entire flight of the ball after he releases it until it hits the ground, I believe he’s hit 110 a few times. Such as when batters hit it.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t swing at the next pitch, Nate!

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to make a Monster’s Inc. reference for Ryan Sadowski.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

You shut up.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

RYSADOWSKI!!!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

R-Sad!

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 7, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you, I put a lot of effort into that.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 7, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really shows

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Emowski

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grimowski

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s their incorporation. Duh.

Seriously, my hand does it automatically. Even brains have a hard time defeating latent muscle memory.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just see his name and (for no good reason) here Droopy Dog saying “i’m saaaaad.”

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Marlins need to bring back those tacky bright teal caps.

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 7, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

lol god no

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not?

Tacky hats are sweet.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 7, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

corny hat

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Name me one thing about that picture that isn’t awesome.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 7, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

How far behind are you guys?

by itlynstalyn on Jul 7, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

U guyz r immature

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 7, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s funny because it’s true

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

and true because it’s funny

by itlynstalyn on Jul 7, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

what does TWSS mean. i always see it and i’m lost. help

by jnormous on Jul 7, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The wookie sighs sadly.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It does not make sense!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 7, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what she said

by itlynstalyn on Jul 7, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, your post was awesome man.

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

settle down, GUY

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tesserects With Salacious Sandwiches

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 7, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trevor Wilson Sings Soprano

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

now i’m even more confused

by jnormous on Jul 7, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It means

That’s What She Said. Anytime someone posts something mildly suggestive, TWSS.

Made very famous by The Office.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jul 7, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

“How far behind are you guys?”
“Trevor Wilson sings soprano”

Clearly, Trevor Wilson represents the Giants. Singing soprano is a reference to the TV show The Sopranos, which had famously long hiatuses between seasons. So in this metaphor, the Giants are taking long breaks, so we’re pretty far behind.

I hope this helps.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 7, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice oppo Rent

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Can Rent pull the ball?

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by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not saying I want him too..

That ball was well outside, just wondering if he could or not

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

Renteria gets hits

by Jagersan on Jul 7, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Carrol was thinking about trying to throw him out at first

by DFAAurillia on Jul 7, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent-A-Hit

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I think his clock is behind IRL’s, hence the opposite hits

by Jagersan on Jul 7, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Secret agent Paulino?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 7, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing Ishi didn’t swing at that one

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by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Nooooo…..not the woo woos for the visiting bullpen guys…….i hate that and buddy has season seats right there

by DFAAurillia on Jul 7, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it’s great.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do it every time I’m down there.

THATS WHAT SHE SAID

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with Natto

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

i also agree with BVCE

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please Ishi get a hit.

by itlynstalyn on Jul 7, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

TI get on base. URIBE KNOWS HOW TO HIT HRs

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

All gray catchers gear is weird.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Ishi

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by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it bad?

That when we got whooped I came on here to feel bad about losing with you guys? Yet didn’t join until yesterday.

by Jagersan on Jul 7, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like your pessimistic.. you won’t fit in with this crowd

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by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I’m just a Giants fan. Can’t feel bad about a loss alone.

by Jagersan on Jul 7, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

take your negativity somewhere else

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishy struck out on a breaking ball in the dirt?

I’m shocked, shocked, I tell you.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 7, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

IBB to uribe LOL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Anything you say

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"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 7, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, got my vote

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t the pin on the button pop the panda?

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda?

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a sticker!!!!

by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

pop the panda?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will vote for Pablo..

If she’s over 18

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by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

WalrusMan just voted for Pablo five times.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s with the creepy person on the horse behind her?

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 7, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone looks creepy around good-looking asian women.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Michael Jackson, not the Queen of England. Never too soon to mock a pedophile.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe needs a hit right here. He hasn’t done shit all night

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Where are the rubber chickens?!

by DFAAurillia on Jul 7, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Pinch hit for Zito MelonHead

by nofreetime on Jul 7, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, Nice game Zito.

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh no? Nevermind

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, the Natinals lead the league in momentum then, eh, Kruk?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

God damnit they lost to the Rockies again..

by DFAAurillia on Jul 7, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was silly

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, especially after Bochy pulls Zito after the first batter in the 8th

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guaranteed Zito doesn’t finish this inning.. good call Bochy

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

yup

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 7, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

we needed that one run to make the game Wilson-free

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 7, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s more important that Zito show his manliness and finish the game.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Increasing his likelihood to fail is not a reward for good performance, Boch.

by shanghaijim on Jul 7, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone have a video feed? I just moved up to SF so my MLB.TV is blacked out

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 7, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

What's with all the Maria Shriver ads?

I don’t like them in HD….

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 7, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't like them

on my slingbox.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad I don’t see them.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like them in regular D either.

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 7, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree we shouldve pinch hit but honestly who do you trust to come up and get a hit there?

by DFAAurillia on Jul 7, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres, Lewis, Frandsen, Cain

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 7, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but I don’t think much of it.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re scared and you know it…shom on

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I BET THATS HIS GHOST

by superk1ng on Jul 7, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Creepy

Maybe that’s why he wanted to have sleepovers.. ghosts lived in his house

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not eerie enough for me. Lots of lighting possibilities.

Now, that one Ghost Hunters ep with the floating light on video …

by shanghaijim on Jul 7, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

link?

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, crap, I don’t have one. It was ages ago, but it spooked me to remember. It was like one of those orbs, but moving, dilly-dallying down a corridor in some old Scottish castle, then moved into a doorway.

by shanghaijim on Jul 7, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ghost Hunters is a fucking joke.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

All those shows are. But my wife can’t get enough of them. So I am stuck watching them

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it was moonwalking

Then maybe

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or raping a child.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

i always think of that skit on SNL with the fart captured on the heat sensor

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I kinda remember that.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 7, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMFG

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my friends has a plushy panda wearing a Giants cap and claims she’s had it since she was a little girl. However the panda is naked.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

My plush Beary Bonds isn’t wearing pants.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never had a naked panda either.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once you go naked panda, you never go back

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romosexuals in the heezy

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yee Yee!

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by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

something about 109 pitches by Wilson last night

by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just don't trust Zito

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 7, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank god Howry isn’t warming up.

by Jagersan on Jul 7, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Howry needs to be our 15th inning guy

by DFAAurillia on Jul 7, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will Frandsen ever get a start?

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

HE HAD HIS CHANCE

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 7, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

not a chance

not when Richie is around

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 7, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if Uribe is hitting Dingerz

by ACgiant97 on Jul 7, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

in 13 days

in Fresno

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 7, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s a frandsen?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he meant Freddy Sanchez, Frenchez

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

who is the Frand’s Son you speak of?

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Aurilia get an extension whenever he gets a hit?

by Jagersan on Jul 7, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was quick..

Nice work

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by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Hanley not going to play tomorrow either?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

can’t you just say BARRY HIM

by heimy25 on Jul 7, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fan interference WTF

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE YOU STUPID FANS

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

That fucking fan.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 7, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Dumb fan

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh you stupid bastard.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell is with fans like that?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 7, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

BANNED FROM BEING A GIANTS FAN

by itlynstalyn on Jul 7, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

GTFO FAN!

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

More idiots in the stands.

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 7, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice call leaving Zito in there Melon-head, I was wrong you were right…this time.

by nofreetime on Jul 7, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

boooooooooooooo!

leave in shame, hoodie man

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

That was weird...fans here at the game had no idea what happened

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by BruteSentiment on Jul 7, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

If you brought your comp to the game, then you better be voting

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mobile posting!

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jul 7, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Using text messages to vote for Pablo gets frustrating when you’re expecting a text from somebody and you keep getting ones from MLB.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 7, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, good for that guy for leaving on his own. Nothing worse than a guy who sits there like he deserves to stay at the game.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

He probably just didn’t want to be ejected.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 7, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I’m sure. But at least he didn’t stand there like a jackass pretending like it’s not going to happen.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a fucking idiot.

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by BrianBokake on Jul 7, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope that wasn’t delorean.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

didn’t see the lynx

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are these fans giving us a bad name?

by ACgiant97 on Jul 7, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this 3 times in the last 4 games? I am embarassed

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by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Give that man a $126 million extension! Seriously, Zito > Dreifort, Hampton, Chan Ho, and if he keeps it up it won’t be close.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

About a week ago, you posted random fortune cookie-esque non-sequitors in like ten fanshots. What was up with that?

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 7, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I had been listening to that Baz Luhrman song about how you should wear sunscreen. I was incredibly disillusioned with work and decided to blow off steam by making the entire song about the Giants. Sorry for the annoyance, as I’m sure it was. You know that’s not like me.

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by lyricalkiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was more bizarre than annoying. I was just curious.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 7, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bizarre and pretty funny, especially with no explanation until now.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jul 7, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sir

Put.. Down..The..Chalupa….

by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fan Death

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

I WANT CARL’S JUNIOR NOW

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by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

You're joking right?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I think her face is kinda messed up and is super annoying

by ACgiant97 on Jul 7, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that some kinky sex act you’re into? must be.

by heimy25 on Jul 7, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 girls one cup

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

do. not. want.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, that’s the wrong picture….

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure it is

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

There we go.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

missed it, who are you guys talking about?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIS Audrina Partridge

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh. kinda butterface.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

She has a weird fake tit job, it’s the truth.

by itlynstalyn on Jul 7, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breast implants are always weird.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe its with some celebrities passing I cannot stop thinking of all the plastic bits and bumps that will remain once the bodies have turned to dust.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 7, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Personally unpleasant”

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 7, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Teeth are freakishly white too. I’ll take her though.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 7, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

nobody here would turn her down if given the shot

by heimy25 on Jul 7, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is true

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seen her in person, do not want.

by itlynstalyn on Jul 7, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would

And I like gals sometimes.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

If she walked up to me and told me she wanted to have sex with me, I’d be weirded out.

If she didn’t, I can’t see any situations that would lead to sex.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 7, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s into guys who stare at her weird.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re totally getting stared at through the entire Night At The Yard

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 7, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bikini plus evening make-up looks odd, but I wouldn’t kick her out of bed.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

you take the burger. I’ll take who’s eating it

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 7, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Idiot fan

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 7, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

100 pitches - Zito turns into a pumpkin

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 7, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Who are these stupid people?
Let’s blame it on tourists.

by Merope on Jul 7, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

probably from SoCal

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 7, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

thinking more south bay

/puts on asbestos suit

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 7, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

They need to make some kind of test that people have to pass before being allowed to sit in the front row.

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 7, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carl’s Jr has compelling advertising.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, for condoms

by Merope on Jul 7, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bub bye for the second day in a row. Dumb fan.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 7, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

that fan is lucky we dont still have alou in left

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

We’ve had some dumb fans this series.

by lincecumania on Jul 7, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Am I the only Californian Giants fan in WA?

by Jagersan on Jul 7, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Fan had not giants gear on..loser

by DFAAurillia on Jul 7, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

learning opportunity for morons before we go into the 2nd half: no bartmans in sf

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jul 7, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Back in the day fans who ran on the field (and possibly interfered) were taken under the stadium and beaten by off-duty cops. We should re-institute that.

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 7, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah I remember the security we called them the “yellow jackets”, you did not fuck up at Candlestick or they would fuck up your day.

Ron Wotus for Manager or Roberto Kelly.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jul 7, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

unless you were kicking a dodger fans ass, they’d watch…

Ron Wotus for Manager or Roberto Kelly.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jul 7, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um can’t we just be happy with 8 shutout inning from Zito what the hell

by DFAAurillia on Jul 7, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah!

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito should take George Constanza’s advice and leave on a high note

by superk1ng on Jul 7, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

So which is preferable?

Zito after 100 pitches or Wilson at all?

by NHL84 on Jul 7, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it’d be Romo tonight. Wilson threw a lot of pitches last night.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 7, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito

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by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

WILSON-PROOF IT

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

is it me or has there been an increase in fan interference at AT&T? embarrassing!

Ron Wotus for Manager or Roberto Kelly.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jul 7, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess I'm okay with Zito in the 9th

but Romo better be up. He “earned” the right to do fine, but I don’t want to lose the game because melonhead is asleep again.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 7, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand must think it’s a FOX game cause he shouted out Joe Buck’s name!

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Luckily the umps have made the right call the past two nights.

by lincecumania on Jul 7, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for Scott to stop leading off

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"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 7, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Once we get Freddy Sanchez

by DFAAurillia on Jul 7, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight's question

Who do you want to pitch the ninth? Zito or Wilson?

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 7, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

If this were an option..

It wouldn’t be such a tough question

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 7, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly? I’d rather see Zito.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zeets

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 7, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spin up the FTL Drive

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by BruteSentiment on Jul 7, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

For a split second, I thought that was Max Weinberg.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You too, huh?

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 7, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy can't hit lefties

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

jeebus that looked awful

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I assume Wilson is unavailable, yeah? Romo FTS?

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I HOPE he’s unavailable.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

knowing Wilson, he told Bochy he’s ready to go

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 7, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winn looks awful against lefties

seriously, either bat left-handed at this point, or just don’t.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 7, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE'S FROM LA?!?!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Born there, but grew up in the Bay Area.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good..

Was about to have a heart attack

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo could use a hit.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Wilson is unavailable…I think 40+ pitches last night

by nofreetime on Jul 7, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Wasn’t it 37?

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 7, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT HE’S TEH CLOSAR

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOOOOOOOOOO-SEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Shake ’em

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

3-2

Rub’em

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO SOMETHING GOOD, PABLO

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

He was safe

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

No just a good play

by ACgiant97 on Jul 7, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deuces fail

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh, those nights happen..hit the ball hard 3 times

by DFAAurillia on Jul 7, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, Pablo smoked the ball 3 times today with nothing to show for it

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 7, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

ZITO for CG fuckin a

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Was that really an out?

by itlynstalyn on Jul 7, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Good point

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but it helps the campaign

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 7, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

touche

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three quick outs, please.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh...

….you’re lisa stevens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that’s right SHANE!(!(%^&#W*(@(

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m nervous
I’m scared

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito at 101 pitches so far

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 7, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

This is a good time to say..

The A’s got their first CG in almost a full year last night.. We seem to have one weekly

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

romo/affeldt better be ready in the pen

by superk1ng on Jul 7, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

600 votes today… my eyes are crossing, I’m done for the night!!!

by Merope on Jul 7, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

you done good

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You did your job

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

what do you need a flat screen TV for at the ballgame?

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

ten screens of porn

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 7, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wine and cheese news update.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 7, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to go to there

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 7, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

stock ticker

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

man..I wanna watch a game from the loft

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Good start

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish this game Wito.

by itlynstalyn on Jul 7, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, last shutout for Zito: 2003

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 7, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Zito’s last SO was in 2003

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

My prediction of Zito throwing a complete game shutout tonight is looking pretty good

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda all over that one like a eucalyptus branch…

by nofreetime on Jul 7, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought Koalas ate eucalyptus

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 7, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, pandas eat bamboo.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 7, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

give him a break..he doesn’t have the free time to research that

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

bamboo my friend

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe Zito’s CG was a CG loss, right?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright, take him out

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh, a hit

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 7, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Goofus when are you renting the loft?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 7, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

do NOT let him face the tying run. Thank you, Bruce. Ignore the idiot fans

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 7, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

The tying run is still on deck

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOO

Why not keep him in for at least 1 more batter?

by ACgiant97 on Jul 7, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spring loaded Bochy.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Bochy is actually doing the right thing for once

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 7, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

One bloop hit and he’s out?

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

he was probably told before he took the field:
“You put a runner on, you’re gone!”

by Merope on Jul 7, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You typically wouldn’t say something like that to your pitcher. Especially a mental-midget like Zito

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

WEAK!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

awww

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 7, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I would have let him pitch to another hitter

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I take that back..

I would have had Romo start the inning, but since Zito started, I would have let him try for the CG

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

good job Barry Zito

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice outing ZIt

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"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 7, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

wins > stats

and 8.3 shutout innings is pretty bad ass

by positiveuphemism on Jul 7, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

He didn’t reach 109 =(

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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by Zetsuboushita on Jul 7, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

/standing for Zito

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m down with the move, good going Zitow

by Jagersan on Jul 7, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think I can remember a time when the crowds’ “Boo” wasn’t directed at Zito when he was on the field.

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t like it. It was one bloop hit, if you were going to pull him after that just start Romo with the bases empty.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jul 7, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

/stands and claps for Zito

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

AIR SUPPLY AT CACHE CREEK!!

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

ASPHYXIATION EXTRA

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jul 7, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

IM ALL OUT OF LOVE! IM SO LOST WITHOUT YOU!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t think you youngins would even know of Air Supply

by Merope on Jul 7, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chin up Andy Roddi—oh wait.

by shanghaijim on Jul 7, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this the first save opportunity for someone not named Wislon?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Had to trip up his ’hawk

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL

trim

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

My reply button is broken but I agree with Marcello.

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 7, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

if someone had told you two years ago...

zito would be getting standing o’s at sbc you would have called bullshit.

Hum-baby!

by Danger on Jul 7, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s not like it’s the first time that it’s happened.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Pac Bell

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 7, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mays Field!

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 7, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the correct answer.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Candlestick!

wait

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seals Stadium

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Call strikes

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes Romo!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 7, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF! Those first two pitches were strikes!

by Hawk49er on Jul 7, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Filthy

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 7, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Filthy

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Strike 5

Ron Wotus for Manager or Roberto Kelly.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jul 7, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Just straight nasty.

by NHL84 on Jul 7, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Great outing Barry

Now let’s finish it off.

Bay Area fan going to UCLA.

by Yoyo on Jul 7, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

The frisbee ball

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Who would've figured at the start of the season...

…that fans at the park would loudly boo Bochy going out to get Zito.

One last post from the seats. G’night folks!

"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Now you can follow SFDugout.com on Twitter and Facebook!•

by BruteSentiment on Jul 7, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Umm.. Romo > Wilson

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Great pitch

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian, you wathcing?

That’s what you do in the 9th inning with a lead.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

some of these pitches aren't even fair.

i love it when krukow calls them “frisbees”

by sayheybk on Jul 7, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

that strikeout pitch gave me an insta-boner

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Sergio Me Homey

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

That Ball was another Strike… wtf Ump!

by Hawk49er on Jul 7, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 7, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Sergio 4 closer

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet Marlins fans are wondering why Wilson is our closer

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Not just them

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet Marlins fans are wondering why Wilson is our closer

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

finish him

Ron Wotus for Manager or Roberto Kelly.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jul 7, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

standing for Sergio

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Karlifornia is standing

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

That slider had crazy movement.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Same pitch he threw to Ugglya

by itlynstalyn on Jul 7, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

/standing

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 7, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

YEEEEEEEEEEES

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t let Monta101 know

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROM<O!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 7, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

nasty Romo

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMOSEXUALS UNITE!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Sergio is awesome.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

lol I thought this said STIFF DICK

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

o_0

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

IS THAT ALLOWED, NO EXTRA BASERUNNERS?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually

It’s not allowed, which is why Wilson will be back in the closer role tomorrow.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jul 7, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what a closer is supposed to do

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 7, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I’M TOTALLY HOMO FOR ROMO

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

fwiw I leave Zito in for one more guy

but I like watching Romo pitch so it’s all good

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Another shutout for the Giants pitching staff!

by nofreetime on Jul 7, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

another shutout for the Giants

by heimy25 on Jul 7, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Best

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 7, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sure do like this Romo-saving-games idea

"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."

by i did my job on Jul 7, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMO lovefest!!

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Jul 7, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Michael Jackson gif Pictures, Images and Photos

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 7, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jul 7, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats sounds like a euphemism for masturbation

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH ROMO

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LARS FTW!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

dancing animals please

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL.

Where is this from?

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Church’s Chicken

/I don’t know

RACIST

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

fried chicken is the most racist food

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wont fall for your trickery

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never actually figured out what flavor that was supposed to be.

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jul 7, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

If chicken flavored ramen is made out of chicken, and beef flavored ramen is made from beef… what is Oriental made from?

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHINESE PEOPLE

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jul 7, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's why it tastes so good

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never really cared for it. It felt like I was eating my own people, which I was.

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jul 7, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a reason Soylent Green sold so well.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 7, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

rugs?

side note: guy in my office actually referred to someone recently as “that oriental”…
i had to look around for a camera, or a calendar that indicated I somehow was sent back to 1945.

by sayheybk on Jul 7, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will never learn to be more tolerant.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ads for fried chicken run the gamut of racist to extremely racist.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jul 7, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

racism makes it more delicious

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give me the dancing Gator!!!!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

this one always makes me laugh

by jnormous on Jul 7, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

who is this guy?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The legendary Jean Claude Van Damme.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

no way

lol

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

As much as I'd want Romo as the closer..

I don’t think Wilson would be a very good set up man

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA him

lol

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 7, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thank Hugh Laurie for this win

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Best part of Sadowski pitching tomorrow?

NO MOLINA!!!!!

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Jul 7, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 7, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

there it is

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTW

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to kiss you

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

calm down, Namath!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is ace

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

how did you get a picture of Mordy from Monsey?

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 7, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gee how did it FEEEEEL to pitch such a great game?
I dunno Amy I guess he feels oh I dunno really depressed….

by Merope on Jul 7, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank You

I can sleep well tonight

by ACgiant97 on Jul 7, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.hulu.com/watch/4261/saturday-night-live-haunted-house

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Worst team in baseball, amirite?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 7, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soooo

If Bochy isn’t good at lineup construction, in-game management, or being a good player manager, what. is. he. good. at?

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jul 7, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

having a huge melon!

Ron Wotus for Manager or Roberto Kelly.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jul 7, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, I thought he was considered pretty good at that last one.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well we know the vets love him

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think so.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 7, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shitting on Zito’s start is what I’m thinking about, he seemed pretty pissed about it and understandably so.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jul 7, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still, he gets the most out of his players.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 7, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has any player underachieved and not played as hard as they could? Every player is either who we thought they were or is overachieving.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 7, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you serious?

We’re having a good year this year, but I see no evidence that Bochy is getting more out of his players than any other manager would.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jul 7, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Further

Underachievers:

Winn
Molina
Renteria
Lewis
Johnson
Sanchez

Overachievers:

Sandoval
Rowand

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jul 7, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d take Rowand out of overachievers, and add Cain. I’d take Johnson out of underachieving. Otherwise, IAWT completely.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain’s having the same year he’s had for four years now, he’s just getting ERA lucky.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jul 7, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winn, Renteria, Johnson and Molina are all doing as expected considering their age (Reteria was sucking already). Lewis really wasn’t that good before. I’ll give you Sanchez though.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 7, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

They aren’t, maybe what you were expecting but certainly not a consensus.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jul 7, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSS

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSSSSS?

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who says he’s not a good player manager?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 7, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Putting Juan Uribe in the lineup. Wait that’s a bad thing.

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jul 7, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

mumbling?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ron Wotus for Manager or Roberto Kelly.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jul 7, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I always get a kick out of the winning team congratulating themselves every night.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 7, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito was eating a ton of words there. I appreciate the “need to step up, especially me” comment.

by shanghaijim on Jul 7, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Where’d you get those sweet shade, Goofus?

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spencer’s Gifts…like Michael’s mug

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

and sweet matching denim outfit?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite webpage after a win:

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/standings

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think I’m allowed to post mine.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Dancing Loon Pictures, Images and Photos

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 7, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

disco panda doesn't advertise

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back away, not today, disco panda!

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 7, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha. Best Simpsons line ever. For reals.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 7, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

What happens when Wilson gets in:

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Jul 7, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito......... won?

I……. I don’t know who I am anymore……. Where am I?……

Fan of the Warriors and Giants. Glutton for punishment.

by SavetheChildren,ButNotLakerChildren on Jul 7, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Minor League Note

Posey goes yard and has three hits. Barnes continues to be filthy with 6 scoreless innings and 9 K’s.

A good night overall gents.

Cain is Able ...

by Norcalfan10 on Jul 7, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Zito really need a $100 gift certificate?

by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he does!

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 7, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/facepalm

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I should go the gym more when Zito pitches

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 7, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

You have to admit it’s a good plan.

either you’re reverse jinxing him, or you get to not watch him pitch

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll do this for the rest of the year then

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 7, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

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