GameThread Two
by Natto on Jul 7, 2009 7:41 PM PDT
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We're on awkward family photos already?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I saw a possum while walking my dog at night a few weeks ago.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I was clearing a field with for a service project as a teenager
There was this big section of pipe in it. When we went to move the pipe something growled at us. We put down the pipe.
Turns out there were a couple of possums up in there.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
look, I’m sorry it’s either that or Sandoval goes nuts on him and wrecks your ERA
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
TWSS!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
“That’s what she said”
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow! Thanks. My gf says it all the time. :D
by positiveuphemism on Jul 7, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s What She Said
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
That loft where they’re broadcasting from would be a great place for a future McC Night at the Yard, especially since it’s called the McCovey Loft
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
That would be awesome
I’d be game if we could get a big enough crowd
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I wonder how much it would cost
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
by j14 on Jul 7, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
probably a lot
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS?!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I got my ticket for the game, incidentally! Yay!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Yeah, but then we’d all have to be near each other for the whole game. It’s bad enough three of us are going to have to deal with howie for three hours, but 40? Horrible!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Just tell him the wrong date.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
according to the new message above the comment box, we can just use our phones!
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Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
by j14 on Jul 7, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Weird
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
Alligator arms FTL
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
Nice AB chubs...WTF Uribe????
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Jul 7, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
Ugly Uribe
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
Why not given Frandsen some AB's?
Uribe is just… wow.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I was surprised he wasn’t in the lineup today
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome
Zito didn’t f’ up when I was gone
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Ill settle for Freddy Kreuger
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Jul 7, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
JUAN URIBE
AS I SUSPECTED
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
I liked him better when he wasn’t starting
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
southeast asia style, i hope
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Way to take a pitch there Scott
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
What does WYOTECH mean?
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Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m guessing it’s not the prestigious Wyoming Institute of Technology.
Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 7, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
So the game rewind was highlights of players giving balls to the fans.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 7, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
Livo?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 7, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
Burkett?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
\o/
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Amazingly, we currently have one of the players we got in the trade for Burkett.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
But he’s still playing (sorta).
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I can’t believe he is still pitching and yes
by positiveuphemism on Jul 7, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Livan
easy question
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
What was the question y’all are answering?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Pitcher to have 14 wins for Giants and Marlins, something like that
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 7, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I like DPs
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
preemptive: TWSS
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
And you cannot lie.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
augh
my sunburn is peeling, I’m itchier than hell
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
I start out white and then molt into a mexican
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
Haha I start out white..
Then turn into a souther Greek/Czech/Native American
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
I hate that. And nothing quite like talking to a cute girl while having loose skin falling off your face
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
fortunately I already married the girl, but yeah, she finds it gross
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
you should put your skin flakes in her corn flakes
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
by j14 on Jul 7, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
ok that was gross
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
by j14 on Jul 7, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
my tattoo is flaking/peeling
Sucks.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose!!!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
well that really puts the lotion in the basket
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
I saw an aloe drink the other day in the market. Looked weird, but soupy
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
My voice teacher recommends guzzling aloe vera when you have a sore throat. Works well.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
barf
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
it helps sooth me, but it isn’t a 100% fix.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
I got a sunburn like that at Newport Beach six years ago. I felt no pain, no discomfort. And then three days later I was drawing cold baths for myself and walking around shirtless because it decided that it was going to itch the shit out of me right then.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
my nose got sunburned
everybody at work/school think im sick
classy & rated
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
Classy double
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Rated!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
WTG Randy
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by Mordy From Monsey on Jul 7, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
Haha Kuip almost thought that was out of here
Not going to happen for Randy the opposite way.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Come on Giants!
Just don’t screw it up like you always do.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
I love Doubles!!
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Jul 7, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
Classy hit!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
I’m getting ready to take Randy out of time out.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
Damnit
nice attempt by Pablo, but now Molina is going to strike out.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I can live with it
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Good call Baron
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 7, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
Productivity
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
Nice arm
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Zito, Thats the only run ur gonna get
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Jul 7, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
Money!
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Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
Only downside - another RBI for Molina, so the idiots can call him a good hitter
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Yea
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 7, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Always for me.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
STARRING STEVER MARTIN!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
always
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
God Damn Ugly.
It would be pretty stupid to not throw Nate offspeed in the dirt every pitch.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
somehow word hasn’t gotten around yet.
We’ll see whether he’s the type that can make an adjustment or not.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
And sac fries and french flies, too.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
googly eyes?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
It is scary how sexy she is
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 7, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess
If you are into the zombie look
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell your friends!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 7, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
she’s a computer?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
[loads a clip]
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s no way it is that cold Kruk
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 7, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
hatland.com has em
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I so glad there’s a game tonight. I have to write rejection letters for abstract submittals and it’s bumming me out. It’s especially hard when you know that person and see them frequently around the state at meetings and such.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
You could be voting for Pablo instead
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 7, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
The camera man is pretty bad tonight
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
Vote for Pablo
Its been a while
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I can only think of a pitcher having more than 3 Ks in an inning due to a dropped 3rd strike…blah blah
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
There are pitchers who have gotten 4 K’s in an inning.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
I wonder if there has ever been 5+…
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that’s the closest that I could think of
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
3 PO in the same inning
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
eh?
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
gerat question..
Was wondering the same
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Good Zito, Good Zito, That's a Good Zito
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
How long does it take to get to the bigs?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
1 full year in AA, 1 full year in AAA. From my experience
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
Way too long, How well you hit has no effect
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
Ok, I hit poorly in AA, but made it to AAA somehow before the ASB.. then raked the next year in AAA and never got promoted..
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Getting called up depends completely on injuries I believe
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
You have to reach all the goals that’s set for you on a consistent basis.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
More important than your stats/skills?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Yep.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
ambivalent
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Tough question.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
wait, people like her?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I’m at the point where I just tune out when she’s talking.
Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 7, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I honestly have nothing against her. I think she’s okay.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you think Woody is actually texting Krukow?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Why would anyone throw a Giants hitter a fastball?
Just breaking balls inside.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Because that Giant might be Bengie Molina.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jul 7, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
cmon NATINALS
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
NATINALS need to win so that Teddy Rossevelt would have patients.
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Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m losing my patients with them
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I C U in Mc Loft LOL
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Good. Now get him over TI
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
Splendid
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
PauLOLino
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 7, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
Wait, we're relying on Uribe not to strike out?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Get a ball up Uribe
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
This is going to fail
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 7, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
Goddamnit Uribe!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Nice snag [Giants Fan]
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
URIBE DID SOMETHING GOOD!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
FUCK YEAH!!!!
Mistake pitch
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
Still picking my jaw up off the ground
by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 7, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I was spelling it in Spanish.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
XANTHAN WUZ RIGHT
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
I didn’t mean it.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jul 7, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Xanthan’s not here to rub it in my face so I can say things like that.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jul 7, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
One of the more disturbing TWSS moments.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Uribe does the JAZZ HANDS when he hits dingerz!!!
Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.
Yeah,
I wouldn’t mind seeing that another 20 times this year
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Vote Uribe!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 7, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
OOOREEEBAAAAYYYY!
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Or Zito vs. Johnson
Cmon, can you blame them?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
To quote a certain blog propietor…
So, uh, yeah. Heckuva matchup tonight. I’m sure there are other things on TV, too.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
yeah, but cmon, I mean someone important
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Zito K……..Scott weak groundball
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
1 down, 1 more to go...
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
I WAS WRONG
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Play second if you can, survive if I let you.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Stephanie McMahon must’ve REALLY hated Paul Heyman to make him manage that guy.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
GO GET MORE WATER
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
by j14 on Jul 7, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
That made me LOL more than it should've.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants should get the bullpen ready
Zito has a habit of melting down in random innings
true
BUT he did already make it through the INNING OF DOOM so…
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito Roulette
Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 7, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Fixed
Zito has a habit of melting down in random innings
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 7, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
Pitcher gets a hit?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Hmm, it’s been a while since a pitcher got a hit off of one of our pitchers.
Judgment Day is coming
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Zito is a flyball/strikeout pitcher who sometimes doesn’t get strike outs.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
I think he’s been above average in K’s this year.
Last year he was more of a linedrive/walk pticher
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
No you weren’t.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
No I’m not.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
man, nice hack pitcher
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
As our cleanup hitter!!
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Jul 7, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Nothing says pro athlete like wearing a jacket while you run the bases
by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 7, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
uh oh
its starting again
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
THROW STRIKES!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
Situation Zito
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 7, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
still
GIDP, please
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
Here it comes . . .
here it comes . . .
here come your 19th nervous breakdown
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
Nice…Bochy actually is paying attention
by positiveuphemism on Jul 7, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
XITO, FIND IT!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
Sp. But I guess it still works
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
pls don't self-destruct $18M pitcher
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
GIDP
miller, stop talking about the moon please
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
full moon cycle
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Did Kuip just say Billy Mays was walking down to the bullpen? Wait, what?
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
THat would be uncomfortable to wear a mask with that beard
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
willie mays hayes
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Kind of. Sort of. Yes. I mean, no. Of course. What was the question? Which one is correct?
I was dead at the time!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s a fucking monster!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
I’d rather have him batting during our half of the inning.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
Jon has spent the whole half inning discussing the phases of the moon.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
What the hell is Miller talking about? Moons?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
sounds like a plan
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
0-2 ...Uglla has Zito right where he wants him
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Jul 7, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
a "bit" high...
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
OT
Facebook friend requests from exes from bad breakups. Not fun to deal with.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t get why he wants to be friends with me. I left him and spread vicious rumors about him. That’s high school for you.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 7, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
That guy’s an asshole
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t have facebook or myspace so I never have this problem woohoo
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
stalker
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 7, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
DONE DEAL!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
FUCK YEAH ZITO!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
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