Postgame fun: Giants offense, Lincecum dominate the Astros
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I liked that game
More like that, please.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jul 4, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Televised would be good.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 4, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AstrLOLs
The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 4, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also, sometime soon, the Giants will trade an OFer to the Braves for an IFer. It has to happen, right?
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 4, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
As long as it's not the other way around
Say, Jeff Francoeur for Pablo Sandoval.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh I don’t feel good now
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 4, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Excuse me, but I believe I have to vomit.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jul 4, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're a bad person :-(
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
by baetown415 on Jul 4, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why would you do that
why would you want to make a grown man cry like that
back in my day we wanted to be like magic larry now these days all you guys talk about is try to be like mike or becoming the next lebanon james
by big beaner on Jul 4, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It does suck that the game wasn't on tv
But at least it’s better than the old days, when they hardly aired any home games,
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Word.
"[Greg] Vaughn is in a funk so deep, George Clinton wearing a miner's helmet couldn't find him."
- Jim Baker, ESPN.com, May 2002
by achiappanza on Jul 5, 2009 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Run DifferentiaLOL
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jul 4, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Heath Bell called in to close the door fap fap fap
by bondo on Jul 4, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
5 out save
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jul 4, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey, I posted “first” first… :( where’d it go?
wonderful game! wonderful tim! wonderful hair!
how many scoreless innings in a row has timmy thrown now?
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Jul 4, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I delete all firsties.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 4, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you delete another firsty before my firsty? i want to be the first and only…
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Jul 4, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve done it several times before.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Jul 4, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I meant on this thread, but I got you… you probably kill puppies too
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Jul 4, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are delicious.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Jul 4, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol…asians eat dogz! omg racism
by positiveuphemism on Jul 4, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My “Lincecum is awesome” is first on my screen
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 4, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NSCEGF wins this round
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jul 4, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, he was the first to post “First”
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 4, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this game is complex… so, I guess I need to post “first” second, or will natto delete that too?
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Jul 4, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You might want to just avoid numbers in general for your firsty.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jul 4, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m going to just include a list of items on my post so the first word of my first post will be first! That will be as impenetrable as Jenna Jameson.
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Jul 4, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you really want to get into Advanced Firsty Construction, you should check out the firsties on the Onion AV Club.
Those things are on a whole other level.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jul 4, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The mind of Natto is impenetrable… hard to say
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 4, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe Natto deletesfirsties.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jul 4, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and I would have gotten away with it too
if it weren’t for you meddling kids!
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Jul 4, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe a moderator deleted it because it was fucking stupid.
by bondo on Jul 4, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow… someone has a hurt vajayjay and takes posting on a baseball board seriously.
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Jul 4, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not in the slightest, I just find the whole “first” thing “fucking stupid” as indicated ; )
by bondo on Jul 4, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, you definitely take this too seriously
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 4, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
first post
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Jul 4, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fucking gay
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Jul 4, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
second post
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Jul 4, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
go away
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Jul 4, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, then you take your hurt vajayjay seriously, as you should ; )
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Jul 4, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll love your “first” when the Giants are actually in first… until then I guess we’ll just have to disagree to disagree.
by bondo on Jul 4, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So...
Which of you thinks you should agree?
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 4, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
him… he’s trying to agree with me. Stalker!
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Jul 4, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 4, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those are two weird facial expressions
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jul 4, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not shopped.
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Jul 4, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Serious Brady date is weird looking
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 4, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brady looks like the Bond villain “Jaws” in that picture.
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 4, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I find your implication that feelings reside in the vagina to be offensive.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 4, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A numb vagina would be pointless
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 4, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh shit.
Last time I made a disparaging comment relating to a vagina several psycho, menopausal women went fucking ballistic here.
I watch your fucking back, dude.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live - too rare to die."
by younghutch on Jul 4, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, you’re charming.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
About as charming as the gaggle of idiots who showed their ass on THAT fine day…
Difference is, mine is an act.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live - too rare to die."
by younghutch on Jul 4, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe I’m thinking of a different occasion, but as I recall, the “psycho, menopausal women” jumping on your back ended up turning into a pretty long, interesting and civil discussion about the use of gendered insults. We had that discussion once, I don’t think it needs to happen again.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“My back” was long gone after the first batch of lunacy. The double standard and hypocrisy of the whole thing still amuses me to this day.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live - too rare to die."
by younghutch on Jul 4, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not even sure what you’re trying to say here, but I’d rather not find out, so don’t bother elaborating.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When the topic gets complex, the weak quit.
I accept your surrender.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live - too rare to die."
by younghutch on Jul 4, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL that’s a good one.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, stop trying to piss of the reasonable and respected regulars around here (I am not claiming to be one of them). There’s a reason there isn’t much name-calling and shouting on this blog; it’s because people tend to take the time to think about what they’re saying and they decide not to willfully antagonize others.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jul 4, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SCREW YOU YOU STUPDI IDIOT!
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Jul 4, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can only antagonize those want to be antagonized.
My point all along. Thanks for playing along…and getting it.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live - too rare to die."
by younghutch on Jul 4, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOUNGHUTCH FIGHTING THE SYSTEM YEAH
HE’S LIKE THE FOUNDING FATHERS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, you don’t get it.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jul 4, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’ almost too easy.
Low hanging fruit.
I expected more…
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live - too rare to die."
by younghutch on Jul 4, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can only antagonize those want to be antagonized.
This is untrue.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 4, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, it’s not.
If you have a shred of self-control and dignity then nothing anyone says should ever be able to antagonize you.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live - too rare to die."
by younghutch on Jul 4, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
words are 4 lusers! QED!
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Jul 4, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And on that note I depart.
Please have a lovely evening, one and all.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live - too rare to die."
by younghutch on Jul 4, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, seriously though… the “oh don’t get so offended” line is totally spineless.
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Jul 4, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s also generally very easy to say for the people who aren’t part of the group of people who are being disparaged.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was quite pathetic…
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jul 5, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That and the fact that people on this blog actually know each other. In real life. There’s a little bit more to this place than just names on a screen.
You may not be an olde tyme regular, but you’re still a regular, I’ve always been more of an irregular.
by Merope on Jul 4, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s why I love this place and keep coming back. The people here treat each other like, I don’t know, people. It’s great; it’s civil; it’s enjoyable. It’s like an old neighborhood with people just shooting the breeze on their front-porches.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jul 4, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
McCovey Chronicles = Pitcairn Island!
Minus the decades-long and maybe centuries-long history of child sexual abuse, I hope.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the fourth time recently I’m mentioned said island. Nobody else here has ever mentioned it and it’s pretty obscure. I guess it’s my new Kim Batiste – who, until now, I hadn’t mentioned in a comment since April.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn’t Picairn Island from Mutiny on the Bounty… or what’s the other one? HMS Bounty? Totally different books but I always get them confused.
by Merope on Jul 4, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The same
It’s still populated today, largely by the descendants of the mutineers and some Tahitian women they kidnapped as “wives.” Its current population is about 50.
It’s always held a romantic allure for the history and for being so ridiculously remote (it takes a week to get there from Australia – there’s no airstrip, it’s too far off shore for helicopters, and there isn’t even a port). A lot of that romance was destroyed around 2002, however, when it came out that most of the adult men on the island had been molesting young girls for decades. A controversial trial ensued.
It’s a subject I’ve long been obsessed with, and I’m reading a book about the trials right now, hence my recent mentions of the place.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just finished “There are No Children Here” by Alex Kotlowitz. Probably just as depressing !
In honor of the holiday I’ve just started an autobiography of Benjamin Franklin.
We haven’t had a “what are you reading” thread in awhile have we?
by Merope on Jul 4, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s been a while.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Franklin's Autobiography
is an excellent read. Had to read it in college and couldn’t put it down. He puts his words together so well.
by Shoeless on Jul 4, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/apologizes for equating vaginas to excessive sensitivity. Hopes he is still on decent terms with the boards women.
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Jul 4, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They should be hoping to be on good terms with you as well. Don’t cave so easily.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live - too rare to die."
by younghutch on Jul 4, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look, I’ve said my part on it and why I don’t like it, but I won’t begin to pretend I can tell other people how to speak or use language.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m randomly reminded of this: http://www.redorbit.com/news/oddities/143971/religious_man_wants_to_rename_mt_diablo/
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, I understand… no excuses. Sorry if I offended you. It was a shitty thing to say.
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Jul 4, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really, don’t worry about it, I think you’re pretty okay! Steve Kline-ish, if you will.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you saying that I’m threatening you with an 84 mph fastball?
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Jul 4, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to go wild whenever Kline got brought in and spam the GDT with stuff like “STEVE KLINE FUCK YEAH” so, obviously, I mean, “SHIKANTAZA FUCK YEAH”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1!
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Jul 4, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See, now you’re just being a big pussy…oh wait.
Lighten up, folks.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live - too rare to die."
by younghutch on Jul 4, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone seems pretty light and cheerful here right now, thanks. :)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re welcome.
If only I could use my powers for good more often.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live - too rare to die."
by younghutch on Jul 4, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Being a douche isn’t a power. It’s something you’ve obviously put a lot of effort into.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 4, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Douche? Isn’t that a women’s product?
What is inherently offensive about that?
You people can’t help yourselves.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live - too rare to die."
by younghutch on Jul 4, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s taking way to long to scroll down the page in order to find actual discussion of the ballgame. Maybe create a dedicated fanpost for childish banter?
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 4, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You seem awfully offended by the notion that anyone would be offended. Despite the fact that nobody has been worked up about it in the slightest EXCEPT YOU. Gee, who’s thin-skinned here?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, that hurt.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live - too rare to die."
by younghutch on Jul 4, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You want to put on an act… go rent a theater and sell tickets.
by Merope on Jul 4, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yet, you read it…and you respond.
Like taking candy from a baby.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live - too rare to die."
by younghutch on Jul 4, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
edit – ’I’d watch your…
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live - too rare to die."
by younghutch on Jul 4, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
23.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Jul 4, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
jerk!
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Jul 4, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
last night and today are so good for the ol’ run differential…:lol
by WTF on Jul 4, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously
This last week had to have jumped us up out of “lucky” territory.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
by marcello on Jul 4, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, we are just too good for the rest of the league. These games are too easy.
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Jul 4, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Giants now have the second best run differential in the NL
by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 4, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
More like 3rd worst
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jul 4, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AT BEST!
44-36 - Giants Series Record: 15-7-4, 11-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.63 ERA, .259 BAA, crappy 1.68 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.
by rhys on Jul 4, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SUCK IT CASEY BLAKE
Blake flies out, inning over
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 4, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Going into this series, our run differential was +22. It is now +44.
42-36 - Giants Series Record: 14-7-4, 10-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.63 ERA, .259 BAA, crappy 1.68 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.
by rhys on Jul 4, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Regression to the awesome!
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 4, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
First!
The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 4, 2009 3:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL again Astros' announcers
I bet they never make jokes about our offense again
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Jul 4, 2009 3:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I didn’t get to follow along the last two days, but how were the games? They seemed obviously awesome, but anything stand out? I saw Pablo walked twice today, although it looks like one was intentional. I would have his babies if he’d let me.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
by marcello on Jul 4, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Meh
Pitching was adequate…scored some runs…
by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 4, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Box scores pretty much say it all
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by Useful_Idiot on Jul 4, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I figured. It’s a real shame today’s game wasn’t on TV. Considering the original matchup was Timmy vs. Oswalt, how do you not televise that?
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
by marcello on Jul 4, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fox replaced Oakland at Cleveland for LA at SD.
by SFGuy on Jul 4, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My friend in NY texts me during the game:
“gotta love how they interrupt the met game on fox to show manny ab’s. its ridic.”
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by Useful_Idiot on Jul 4, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are doing your friend a favor by interrupting a mets game
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 4, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The other day I was giving him crap about the mets and he started whining about how tough it is to be a sports fan in new york
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by Useful_Idiot on Jul 4, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mets fans wouldn’t know what to do if they couldn’t complain. Which sounds familiar.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jul 4, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if they only had a leader the Giants’ wouldn’t even be thinking of a wild card. In fact the Giants’ would probably seek contraction.
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Jul 4, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They need someone to lead their gloves to the balls hit to them
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by Useful_Idiot on Jul 4, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
very nice, Lars. IRL LOL
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 5, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In the first walk he had an 0-2 count, then took 4 straight balls.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jul 4, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome! I know it’s bad to anecdotally try to analyze, but I really think it’s clear how much his discipline has improved.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
by marcello on Jul 4, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fangraphs is awesome
He’s chased 45% of the pitches outside the strike zone this year. That would lead the league if it weren’t for Molina and his 49.2% ( which basically means Molina is one bad week away from having swung at more balls than he’s taken). Except for those two, no other player has even reached 40%. He’s definitely improved since last year, but the increase in walks is also because pitchers just stopped throwing him strikes. His Zone% is 38.1% – the lowest in the majors by a 5% margin (Pujols is second).
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jul 4, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow thats hacktastic
apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 4, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha
He gets thrown less strikes than Pujols, that’s funny. I know it’s for different reasons, still funny. Pablo, you are awesome.
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by marcello on Jul 4, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somebody asked about Timmy’s scoreless streak. Giambi hit a home run in the 2nd inning three starts ago. He went 9 that game, 9 his last start, and 7 today. So I guess that is 7+9+7 = 23.
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 4, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Giambi led off the 2nd with the HR, and Lincecum then got three consecutive outs. That should count as an inning!
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 4, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think it works like that. should be 23 as he was scored upon in that inning.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 4, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But guys have fractional scoreless innings streaks
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 4, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s a good point. I think those fractional innings are applied at the end of the streak, but you right that they should be applied from the beginning as well.
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 4, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t actually know the answer. I’m just throwing that out there.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 4, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is based on outs, not innings.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 4, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I am like 99% sure of this.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 4, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
from the other thread
the speculation about the trades on the last thread prompted me to make a crack about how the pirates do not need our arms because they’ve got those indian kids.. i totally forgot that one of those dudes has a blog. it’s hilarious.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 4, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Only thing matters is win.
Gamer.
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 4, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they obviously don’t have FIP in the Indies.
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Jul 4, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Btw
There is a picture of Brian Wilson with a bunch of Indian kids.
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 4, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GAZAB
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by Natto on Jul 4, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is gonna be big, but so worth it:

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jul 4, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOLgers
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by CB30 on Jul 4, 2009 3:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Dodgers' vaunted home winning percentage: .683
The Giants winning percentage at Mays Field: .684
Home cooking tastes good.
by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 4, 2009 4:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL Mets
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Jul 4, 2009 4:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dodgers fail is running wild
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by CB30 on Jul 4, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So
We’ve had one rainout so far? Is this game, then, the official halfway point of the season? 81 to go?
Insanity is just a state of mind.
by giants9107 on Jul 4, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't think the Giants have had any games cancelled due to rain
Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner
by jordanovich on Jul 4, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, they played a double header the next day in WAS
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 4, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tim Lincecum is so good, this game actually lowered his K/BB.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jul 4, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damnit! Gotta bare down, Timmy!
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McCC = McClain Chronicles
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 4, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I support that Eckstein single
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by CB30 on Jul 4, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I understand ESPNEWS covering Steve McNair but why are they doing it 3 hours non-stop??
by SFGuy on Jul 4, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Better than Manny.
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by Natto on Jul 4, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s kind of a big deal, dude.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jul 4, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe or maybe not, but the NEWS DOESN"T CHANGE in that period.
This is a horrible and dumbing fact about all coverage of surprise events— media just repeating the same stuff all day because there is no new thing to add. After “guy is dead by gunshot” and the couple other known facts, that’s all there is. It is — always, everywhere, and in all stories — useless to repeat the same two sentences over and over for 3 hours. There is a world of events and news to cover. Come back on the mcnair story when there is something new to know.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 4, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On a not-so-related note
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvdM5RDnJic&feature=related
Do you see something strange at 8:20??
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by Natto on Jul 4, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly, would it be all that surprising?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jul 4, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
weird
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 4, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was Tupac
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McCC = McClain Chronicles
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 4, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That Kaiser Permanente lady says my heart beats 2.5 million times in my life.
They’re all for Timmy.
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 4, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The difference in number is that my heart is always skipping a beat for Timmy.
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 4, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STAR WARS ON SPIKE
TURN IT ON NERDS
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by CB30 on Jul 4, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Its almost Admiral Ackbar time
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by CB30 on Jul 4, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sam Cassell?
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by Useful_Idiot on Jul 4, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know I have the box set.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 4, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn’t!
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by Natto on Jul 4, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am a big Star Wars nerd.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 4, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I need to get them myself. I haven’t seen the originals in a while.
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by Natto on Jul 4, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even with the old special effects
They make the new ones look pretty bad
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by CB30 on Jul 4, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Practical effects FTW
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by Natto on Jul 4, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+109
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jul 4, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only own 4,5,6. I refuse to see 1,2,3.
by SFGuy on Jul 4, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They’re awful. #2 especially.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
by marcello on Jul 4, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember actually laughing out loud at #3 at the movie theater. It was hilariously bad.
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 4, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 4, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
- is worse than #2. Besides, in #2 you can just skip the frolicking in the field crap and it’s much better
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 4, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are worth a watch, not great, but worth it.
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by CB30 on Jul 4, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I watched them for the battles.
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by Natto on Jul 4, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 4, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The battles are excellent
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 4, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only thing better was the lightsaber battles
Grievous was a cool character also
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by CB30 on Jul 4, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s too bad they didn’t feature him much in the movies. He was awesome in the original Clone Wars series.
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by Natto on Jul 4, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The battles with like 100 Jedis
were the best
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 4, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only saw the first of the new ones (and I was never a big Star Wars fan to begin with), but some of the character names in the new ones are kind of hilarious. General Grievous, Darth Maul, Dart Sidious.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They arent normal names, that is for sure. Anakin, Padme, Obi Wan, Qui Gon, Wedge, Porkins…..you get the idea
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by CB30 on Jul 4, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Porkins really sticks out from that list.
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by Natto on Jul 4, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chicharrones
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 4, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The three I listed above have a certain lack of subtlety as well.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you don’t like buying used dvd’s check out Costco, they had box sets I-III & IV-VI for around $30 a set.
by Merope on Jul 4, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Costco FTW
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by CB30 on Jul 4, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice!
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by Natto on Jul 4, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm the nerd who Tivoed it cuz I was at the game
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jul 4, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have them on VHS buried somewhere
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by CB30 on Jul 4, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me too, but I don’t have a VCR.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jul 4, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
been watching it all day
no better way to celebrate America
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 4, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
uh, there appears to be a film called "student seduction" on at seven
I must say, I expect this to have a plot both intricate and propulsive.
and nipples.
by bobnothing on Jul 4, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TBS! FTW on the post game show
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 4, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At what point does the media start making a big deal about Timmy’s scoreless streak? ASG? When it’s up to 33?
by bondo on Jul 4, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The streak is on the front page of ESPN.com
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jul 4, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Loney walks
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 4, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He’s no Ishikawa.
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by Natto on Jul 4, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kemp singles, Loney had gone to 2nd on indifference, Loney scores
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 4, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chris Dominguez and Rafael Rodriguez both went 2 for 3 today for the Arizona Giants. Dominguez also had 2 RBI’s.
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Jul 4, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CALL EM UP NOW GIANTS BRASS!!!!!!!!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GIANTS BRASS SAY NO. YOU GET RICK ORYLA FOR 3 MOR YEARS
by SFGuy on Jul 4, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also
Has Dominguez been playing third thus far?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In the game-thread, wil said that he was playing 1B.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jul 4, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bell Ks Castro, 1 out
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 4, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bell Ks Hudson, 2 out
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 4, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pablo: has a bruise, but will be ok
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 4, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dodgers lose
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by CB30 on Jul 4, 2009 4:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
EVERYBODY WINS
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by Natto on Jul 4, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MANNY DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO WIN!
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by cheno on Jul 4, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What’s going on with Namor’s head?
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by Natto on Jul 4, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE’S FROM ATLANTIS DUH
No I’m kidding. That is weird.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 4, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
whos Namor?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 4, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The dude standing next to Captain America.
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by Natto on Jul 4, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wearing the speedo
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by Natto on Jul 4, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hawt
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 4, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who is Captain America?
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live - too rare to die."
by younghutch on Jul 4, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hydrodynamic.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 4, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell were Hudson and Furcal doing? Those third strikes were both right down the middle.
by non sequitur on Jul 4, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It works
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by CB30 on Jul 4, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody going to the game tomorrow?
I’m still trying to decide…
by Merope on Jul 4, 2009 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll be there. Box 311. I'll be the one in orange.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 4, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well I have a ticket but I don’t know. I went today and forgot my hat, the nose has pink tinge. I most definitely will need shade tomorrow.
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Jul 4, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your 2009 San Francisco Giants
Best home record in the Majors and 2nd best run differential in the NL.
by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 4, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, the Giants outscored someone 22-0 in two games?
Woah…
by deuce deuce on Jul 4, 2009 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Which means it’s likely they get shut out tomorrow…
…maybe I won’t go.
by Merope on Jul 4, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It IS Roy Oswalt.
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by Natto on Jul 4, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which means we’ll own him.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jul 4, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tomorows final score
Astros 32 Giants 0
Sandoval goes 4-4
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 4, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
23*
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 4, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just got back from the game
just wanted to say: WOOHOO!
by superk1ng on Jul 4, 2009 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think we were all saying the Giants would get shut out today and tomorrow after last night’s game.
I JUST DON’T KNOW WHAT TO THINK ANYMORE
by deuce deuce on Jul 4, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Going forward
I feel like the Giants SHOULD win every game until the All Star Break
by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 4, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
potentially
they can be 16 games over .500….I would settle for over 10
by superk1ng on Jul 4, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t see a reason why we’re ever going to lose again. WE IZ CONTENDERZ!!!
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
by MonkeyChow on Jul 4, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
considering who the Giants are playing until the break – Astros (1), Florida (3) and San Diego (4) – they should.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 4, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chances Pablo plays tomorrow?
They list him as day to day and as much as I’d love him in the lineup, it’s probably best he rests.
by baybruin415 on Jul 4, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Start for Aurilia! Sign me up!!!
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 4, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, ummm....
Aurelia plays third? Who’s our utility infielder? Medders? Lewis? ‘Cause i’d pay good money to see Lewis at short
by Giantsfan4life on Jul 4, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unless there’s a deal in the works. That’s what I’m wondering, maybe Merkin’s part of a trade. Say to Pittsburgh, with Pucetas and a lower minor leaguer for Sanchez. Or maybe Sanchez for Sanchez. But there’s no way a 13 man staff and no backup in the infield makes a lick of sense
by Giantsfan4life on Jul 4, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
screw that, if Panda’s not playing … and neither Timmy nor Cainer is pitching….pffffffft….
by Merope on Jul 4, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Pablo sits tomorrow, they’re going to have to make a roster move. M-boy (Miller, Medders, Merkin) down, Frandsen up. They already don’t have a back-up middle infielder – farkin’ Aurilia – and they can’t play a game without a single back-up infielder (sorry, Nate and Randy don’t count).
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jul 4, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and I’m aware that all of the M-boys would have to clear waivers.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jul 4, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/prepares to get up
/sits back down
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 4, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So basically...
Aurillia at 3rd- the rest of the defensive alignment remains the same, Pablo comes off the bench to pinch hit in the 8th ‘cuz the Giants haven’t scored yet.
by Merope on Jul 4, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And they’re losing 8-0 as the left side of the infield commits four errors.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jul 4, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
okay that clinches it, I’m not going to the game tomorrow!
by Merope on Jul 4, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Panda Info from Baggs
Pablo Sandoval slid across the plate like he was trying to pick up a 7-10 split. Instead, all he did was tear most of the skin off his right knee. He was tagged out trying to score in the fifth inning and was taken out in the sixth.
by Merope on Jul 4, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yummy.
One of those things that will last all season and will keep breaking open every time he slides.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 4, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he can get it all nice and healed up over the All-Star break.
That doesn’t look right but neither does healled…hmmm
by Merope on Jul 4, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Liquid Skin to the rescue
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 4, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That stuff STINGS
-unless they’ve got a new formula
superglue works for papercuts, but from the sounds of it he’s got himself a knee-burger.
by Merope on Jul 4, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
knee-burger (close to shin burger)
CHUG!
I had to use it about a year ago and I do not remember it stinging.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 4, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blurry, but you can see where his knee hit.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 4, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate Flannery
He had NO chance at all of scoring, so why send him. And our 2nd run (I can’t recall whom— Winn?) was totally out, but the umpire kindly called him safe. One of the bonus factors when Bochy leaves is that Flannery goes, too. Dumb ass.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 4, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But that might not be for another 3 years. The way the Giants are playing, Bochy will get a 3 year extension.
by SFGuy on Jul 4, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn’t Winn score on an error? It would be his judgement wether to go home or not (plus there were two outs)
/I missed the play, So I don’t know exactly know what happened on Pablo’s SB to allow Winn to score from 3rd. Maybe you can describe it
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 4, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was a legitimate passed ball. Pablo was running before the pitch so they gave him the SB, but the pitch was high and the catcher missed the ball, so Winn took home.
by superk1ng on Jul 4, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As Superk1ng described, except that Winn never touched the plate, and the umpire gave us a gift.
He was totally blocked from the plate. The replays were 100% conclusive. Before I saw the replays, it didn’t look to me like he ever touched the plate. But either way, waaaaaay to close to be sending Winn on the PB.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 4, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Winn was safe. It was close, but he was clearly safe.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jul 5, 2009 3:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait
Now I watched the replay, and you’re right, he never touched the plate.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jul 5, 2009 3:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you have a link for the replay?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 5, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MLB TV.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jul 5, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
After all those years of Wendall Kim and Sonny Jackson, I actually like hit him. (It helps that I grew up in San Diego and loved him as a player. He hung as a big leaguer for 10 seasons with a lack of any appreciable tools beyond a sure glove and good command of the strike zone. Gamer.)
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jul 5, 2009 7:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agree re Wendell and Sonny. Oy.
And I respect that you appreciated how hung Flannery was as a big leaguer. But that dude is a terrible analyst of his own players’ speeds, the abilities of the opposing defense, the location of the ball, and what is likely to happen 3-7 seconds later. Either that or he is a really bad gambler.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 5, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sonny Jackson irritated me. I swear I saw one catcher ordering a pizza on his cell phone, holding the ball, waiting for the runner that Jackson sent home.
by SFGuy on Jul 5, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He did a strange roll on his knees, not really a roll but a tumble on his hands and knees. It looked painful watching it. A very awkward tumble.
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Jul 4, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTEENTH.
Seriously though… way to go Giants. Can we hit like this every day, PLEASE!?!?!?!
by zuma420 on Jul 4, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
omg post is fucking stupid rar!
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Jul 4, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
From a game recap of Dodgers-Padres:
Ramirez also hit two ground balls that led to close plays.
Gee, even when he grounds out he’s glorified.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
by giants9107 on Jul 4, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m sure it’s already been discussed elsewhere, though I haven’t seen it: what kind of magic pixie dust does Manny have? If this was BLB he’d be pilloried.
by Merope on Jul 4, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like Sammy Sosa, he's happy to dance on command...*
Plays the fool with the big grin and the simple mind. People adore it.
by shanghaijim on Jul 4, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea, it really is strange. Everyone welcomes him back with open arms.
Also, all the Dodgers fans with the posters welcoming Manny back and cheering for him: hypocrite much?
by deuce deuce on Jul 4, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If these idiots show up in SF cheering Ramirez, I may scream hypocrite at these people.
by SFGuy on Jul 4, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We may try to get tickets for the Dodger series in late September, plenty of time to think up something good.
by Merope on Jul 4, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Ramirez jersey with hypodermic needles sticking out all over and the female reproductive system outlined on the lower half might be a big seller.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jul 5, 2009 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wanna get that!!
how much
back in my day we wanted to be like magic larry now these days all you guys talk about is try to be like mike or becoming the next lebanon james
by big beaner on Jul 5, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am certain the treatment to Ramirez will be much different when the Dodgers go to Citi Field and play the Mets. Too bad they don’t go to Philly anymore, it would be vicious.
by SFGuy on Jul 4, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
awesome thanks
Timmy, Cain and hopefully Pablo!
by superk1ng on Jul 4, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and Wilson
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 4, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and Zito
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Jul 4, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and Velez
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jul 4, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Bonds v2, Freddy.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
by giants9107 on Jul 4, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fun game to watch on my phone while I was at a 4th of July party!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you can watch it on your phone? I seem to only be able to listen to it and watch highlights.
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Jul 4, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I mean, I watched the Yahoo box score.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
got it… I’m still jealous that you got to go to a parade. I’m studying for the #$ing bar exam. I already passed CA, and fugging AK doesn’t think that’s good enough. HA! Little do they know how awesome I is.
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Jul 4, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, the SJ Giants are on in about half an hour!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully Posey is feeling better… I don’t want to rush him, but I’d prefer not to have another year of Molina.
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Jul 4, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Loved Bengie’s RBI double today. Sort of flings his bat at an ankle high sinker a foot outside, bloops it over first down the RF line. What’s his definition of a BAD pitch to hit?
by Giantsfan4life on Jul 4, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Belt-high fastball down the middle.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jul 4, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot what site it was, but last time I checked he was the second worst player in Major League Baseball at hitting the fastball.
by snafu on Jul 4, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s the worst right now according to Fangraphs.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jul 4, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clearly that means he needs to start more so he can get his swing back.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jul 4, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lincecum
Tim Lincecum=gamer
Oakland Raiders Fan
Golden State Warriors Fan
San Francisco Giants Fan
San Jose Sharks Fan
MMA Fan
USC Trojan Fan
by i love sports101 on Jul 4, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 4, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
gamer he may be, but
is he as good as Alex Rios? should’ve traded for him when we had the chance.
by Link on Jul 4, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has anyone else heard the rumors that the Blue Jays are offering to just give away Rios? As disappointing as he’s been this year, he’s still been worth about 1 WAR (well, 0.8) this year and is way below his usual BABIP so far.
I’d take him in a second.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Give them Winn and some prospects. GINATS BRASS
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jul 4, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As would I.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 4, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he could be had for Sanchez, a B prospect and salary relief, it’s a no brainer.
We’d have to DFA some outfieders though.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jul 4, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
20% grease?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jul 4, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
says hes part filipino in wikipedia
back in my day we wanted to be like magic larry now these days all you guys talk about is try to be like mike or becoming the next lebanon james
by big beaner on Jul 5, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His half Filipino on his mother’s side.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 5, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
50% whole wheat with hard cheeeeeeeeeeeese
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 5, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TIM LINCECUM ISN’T THE CONSENSUS ALL STAR STARTER ON BASEBALL TONIGHT!!! OMG!!!
…the other choice was Cain though. So yay.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jul 4, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was watching TB/Texas, and the Texas play-by-play guy was even talking about Lincecum and Cain
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 4, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I heard that too, though I think I was watching the MLB Network’s announcers
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 4, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They had Texas’s feed. I think it was Vasgersian.
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jul 4, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Texas would be Josh Lewin and Tom Grieve.
by SFGuy on Jul 4, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vasgersian only works for MLB Net now (I think)
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 4, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buster Olney said Dan Haren should start because he has the “best numbers” and is the “best starter”.
by SFGuy on Jul 4, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol .231 BABIP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does BAPIP really matter when evaluating somebody for something like this? In the end, it does come down to the actual numbers.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jul 4, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
WINZ!
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Jul 4, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It doesn’t matter when evaluating how well someone’s done this season, but if you’ve got two pitchers with similar numbers and one has a crazy low BABIP like that, it’ll bump me over into choosing the other dude.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ESPN has Haren’s BIPA at .224, which looks to be the lowest of anyone in the top 40 in ERA in mlb
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Jul 4, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and 84.2% LOB
he’s very good, but both of those numbers are pretty much unsustainable.
by TimLincecumIsGod on Jul 4, 2009 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
7.53 K/BB, and a slightly lower ERA in a much, much tougher park. Haren deserves it.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jul 5, 2009 3:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The K/BB ratio is ridiculous, but I’ll take Tim. I might be a bit biased.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jul 5, 2009 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really don’t see the case for him. Haren has gotten better results (lower ERA in a hitters’ park), and he’s got better peripherals too, .231 BABIP or not.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jul 5, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tim is a Giant. Haren is not. Case closed!
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 5, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
let him start
I’d rather Lincecum be rested for the second half of the season. Haren will decline in the second half like he always does anyway.
by superk1ng on Jul 4, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good problem to have. How awesome will it be when Timmah throws the first two innings, and his relief is… The Cainer!!
by zuma420 on Jul 4, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a ridiculously fun game to be at
Even if everyone in Section 139 heard me scream at Bengie not to take a pitch…
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jul 4, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
err, to take a pitch.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jul 4, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rockies losing 9-4!
Arizona needs to protect the lead for 2 more innings
by superk1ng on Jul 4, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don’t hold your breath.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jul 4, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rickies’ pen is trying to make this fail-proof.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jul 4, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ben Zobrist
Per Baggs: last paragraphs
I’ve noticed that in some corners of the Giants blogosphere, there is a longstanding love affair for Tampa Bay infielder Ben Zobrist, and with good reason. He could make the All-Star team. A gold star for those who saw it coming.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 4, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GRANT WAS RIGHT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This can’t be.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jul 4, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Justin Upton is playing outfield?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jul 4, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Surprised?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jul 4, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dang it, I was thinking he was an infielder. There should be a no sibling rule.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jul 4, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, Justin came up as a SS, but now they are both OFs
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 5, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Went to game-- Stubhub Upgrade for the Mayor and the Heir!`
My son and I were picked for the Stubhub upgrade, moving us from Box 311 into the cushy recliners in the Club Level. I love my seats in 311, but it was nice to have the luxury seats for one game.
Great game and a great day. We had two runners totally thrown out at home (except that one was called safe for reasons I don’t understand). Rich should still retire or be retired. And Tim Lincecum is just a phenomenon and it is a pure joy to get to watch him play for the Giants.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 4, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How does that thing work? I’ve always wondered.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Completely randomly; a very nice ambush
We walked through our tunnel and standing near our section were 3 lovely young women in those orange jerseys— the cheer squad that tosses out t-shirts and pizzas and stuff during the game. They saw the Heir and me, we said a hi, and they asked if we would like an upgrade of our seats. That was literally it. It was that random and out of the blue.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 4, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like how the entire SportsCenter highlight was Timmy’s strikeouts. No offense to see here folks!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jul 4, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
None taken.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 4, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Early parade, an afternoon game, and evening festivities. Timmy always a joy to watch and enjoyed the rousing applause as Ortiz left the game, a sarcastic thank you if you will.
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Jul 4, 2009 11:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The radio was on in car this morning and ESPN led into the baseball scores by saying:
The San Francisco Giants posted their league leading 11th shut out yesterday…
I didn’t hear the rest…
“League leading” ? wow
by Merope on Jul 5, 2009 8:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Our staff is pitching a shut-out approximately every 7.5 games. That is alright.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jul 5, 2009 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know if this has been mentioned before
but doesn’t Tim Lincecum look like the lovechild of Yoko Ono and a re-animated John Lennon?
Great pitcher.
by Omerta on Jul 5, 2009 9:12 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Being a celebrity child is tough
He had to endure lots of hazing from O’Bannion and the rest of the Seniors.
by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 5, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sean Lennon?
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 5, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AL all star starters
C – Mauer
1B – Mark Teixeira
2B – Dustin Pedroia
3B – Evan Longoria
SS – Derek Jeter
OF – Jason Bay
OF – Ichiro
OF – Josh Hamilton(wtf?)
by superk1ng on Jul 5, 2009 10:05 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NL All Star starters
C – Yadier Molina
1B – Albert Pujols
2B – Chase Utley
3B – David Wright
SS – Hanley Ramirez
OF – Carlos Beltran
OF – Ryan Braun
OF – Raul Ibanez
by superk1ng on Jul 5, 2009 10:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NL Pitchers
Matt Cain
Ted Lilly
Dan Haren
Tim Lincecum
Chad Billingsley
Josh Johnson
Johan Santana
Jason Marquis
Ryan Franklin
Heath Bell
Jonathan Broxton
Francisco Rodriguez
Francisco Cordero
no Wilson :(
by superk1ng on Jul 5, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bench
OF – Justin Upton
C – Brian McCann
OF – Brad Hawpe
OF – Hunter Pence
IF – Miguel Tejada
IF – Orlando Hudson
IF – Prince Fielder
IF – Ryan Howard
IF – Freddy Sanchez
IF – Adrian Gonzalez
IF – Ryan Zimmerman
WTF NO PABLO
by superk1ng on Jul 5, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
WTF do we really need Ryan Howard on the team?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jul 5, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
seriously
4 first basemen? really?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jul 5, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ryan Howard has a lot more DINGERZ than Sandoval, but Sandoval’s having a better year in almost every other category. Higher AVG, higher OBP, higher SLG, even. Strikes out less than half as often as Howard. :(
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 5, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no Pablo = FAIL
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 5, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 5, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Connecticut defenders steal home twice in the same inning
as part of two double steals
by superk1ng on Jul 5, 2009 10:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
All started with 2 outs nonetheless
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 5, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pablo SNUBdoval
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jul 5, 2009 10:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gallardo also gets snubbed
Hell, he’s not even included in the final vote.
He’s one of the top 3 pitchers in the NL easy. And he pitches in a band box.
by Wisconsin Giant on Jul 5, 2009 11:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who is in the final vote? I’m not seeing that.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 5, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nevermind
It’s Sandoval, Cristian Guzman, Matt Kemp, Shane Pricktorino, and Mark Reynolds.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 5, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sandoval: .337 / .377 / .540 / 12 HR / 43 K in 307 PA
Kemp: .303 / .367 / .375 / 10 HR / 74 K in 330 PA
Guzman: .316 / .331 / .428 / 3 HR / 41 K in 296 PA
Victorino: .304 / .367 / .453 / 5 HR / 39 K in 316 PA
Reynolds: .269 / .355 / .562 / 23 HR / 109 K in 338 PA
Sandoval definitely seems like the best overall in my biased perspective. If Guzman wins, I will want to die.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 5, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reynolds has 109 (lol) strikeouts already!?!?!?!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jul 5, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pitchers are never included in the final vote, but apparently they add one more pitcher to the roster at the end. Or maybe they’ve already added them, IDK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jul 5, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No more pitchers will be added unless a pitcher backs out
by deebrizz on Jul 6, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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