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Game NO HITTER Thread NO HITTER Three NO HITTER

No hitter.

 

Hahahaha, right as I was preparing this the Giants got a hit. Thank me.

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Umm, swing Jesus?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

this be the RUNZ thread?

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 31, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY ARE YOU TAKING THAT?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Classy….

by Hobbes2d on Jul 31, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

But you could not save Jesus.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 31, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

thats just filthy

Cain is Able ...

by Norcalfan10 on Jul 31, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

It really wasnt, it was pretty down the middle

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cliff Lee fucked over the Jesus

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 31, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

JESUS WHAT ARE YOU ABOUT MAN?

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 31, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Oooh, you jinxed it.

56-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 31, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

HAR DEE HAR

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

F- at bat Guzman.

gully

by DanRed on Jul 31, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

bah

Bowkermania is back again, brother...for real this time.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 31, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

sheesh

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 31, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus: fucked with

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 31, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Well at least we’re not going to get no hit

by DFAAurillia on Jul 31, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright, one thing at a time. We got a hit. Next time, a run

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 31, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if Randy’s sOPS+ against lefties is now less than 4.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GINATZ

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck you randy winn

cannot wait until the day you are gone.

Cain is Able ...

by Norcalfan10 on Jul 31, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

2 more months my friend

by DFAAurillia on Jul 31, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weak groundout to second! LOL GIANTS

56-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 31, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Cliff Lee reminds me of what Barry Zito used to be. But with better command.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 31, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

and much less nibbling….

by Hobbes2d on Jul 31, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see it.

Lee doesn’t have as big a curve ball and gets more groundballs than Zito used to.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 31, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are Winn’s splits against lefties?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 31, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OPS+ of 4

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

vs LHP

.169 /.176 /.229

OPS .405
OPS + 14

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 31, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

For what it’s worth, Baseball Reference has his sOPS+ (which compares his ABs against lefties only to the league’s ABs against lefties) at 4

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

ACH

WIT YER FANCY PANTS CONTEXT — WANNA SLIDE RULE WIT YUR NUMBERS, NERD BOY?

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 31, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either way, it’s terrible. Absolutely, worst-in-the-game kind of terrible.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina at cleanup terrible

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worse than that, if you can imagine.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

the difference between +14 and +4 is not particularly significant.

Conclusion: bad

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 31, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to like Cliff Lee, and now he’s on the damned Phillies, shutting down the Giants

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 31, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Watching the little Giants game, and Ryan Lormand is standing on third jiggling his junk and talking to the third base coach. People wonder why I enjoy baseball so much.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 31, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, there’s an A.L. pitcher shutting down a National League team.

Why are the Giants the only one who failed at getting one of those?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 31, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD JOB

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

throw strikes

gully

by DanRed on Jul 31, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

they score cliff lee at 50s and 19b….. lol i have 22s 47b

by justhangin on Jul 31, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

GRUMBLE!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

how exactly does that happen

you come in and throw 4 straight balls.

Cain is Able ...

by Norcalfan10 on Jul 31, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

5

56-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 31, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lord help us

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

throw strikes

gully

by DanRed on Jul 31, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the “lol change the channel” inning

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

dude the giants are getting so lucky. but you know what the end of this story will be. its unfortunate since it would be awesome to steal a game we don’t deserve to win.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 31, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

phew

56-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 31, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously

francisco has made loud contact every at bat.

Cain is Able ...

by Norcalfan10 on Jul 31, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

who’s that guy in left who looks like Velez?

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 31, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes trouble

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

No need to use Affeldt here melon

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 31, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re letting us hang around a little too long no? Seems like we might luck into a win…right?! Right?!

  • prays *

by Hobbes2d on Jul 31, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

i hope so. i was definitely not expecting it to be 1-0 in top of the 7th

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Jul 31, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

throw strikes

gully

by DanRed on Jul 31, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

7 balls and one line drive

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 31, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

P-rod is one of my favorite baseball-isms, but I still have no idea why one would call a line drive a p-rod.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get Utley into a hitters count

RECIPIE FOR SUCCESS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

This is boring.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

/baseball is boring joke

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 31, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Attention Bochy

Medders doesn’t have it

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Cool.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

okaaay

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 31, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Get him out of the game

by DFAAurillia on Jul 31, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MEDDERS

56-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 31, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

THANKS FOR SHOWING UP, YOU FUCKING LOSER

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember those Cain 4 Rollins rumors? Those were funny. Thank God Sabes never did that.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 31, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Rollins makes better commercials.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 31, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/facepalm

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

SAVE US AFFELDT

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 31, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt time

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 31, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy doing a much better job with the staff lately.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 31, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

JEREMY GROUND BALLZ!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 31, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

has medders ever pitched well?

by justhangin on Jul 31, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

does have a 2.36 ERA. So, yeah.

56-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 31, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quite often in fact. Look up some stats.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

56-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 31, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

an absolutely brilliant book, by the way.

Old, but totally right on.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 31, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. Total respect for that. I just didn’t like the implication that there is absolutely no reason to expect Medders to pitch better than he did, when in fact it was quite reasonable to expect much better.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. But he and Miller will never get any respect.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 31, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

miller ive seen do well. just not fond of medders or howry

by justhangin on Jul 31, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howry’s peripherals are not sustainable. Medders’ are not so wacky.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

1.34 WHIP

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 31, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Fresno

Posey nearly homers off of Herges.

He has got the warning track power stroke down.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 31, 2009 8:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Weird, isn’t it?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think Randy Winn’s swing looks like stank ass

by What Offense? on Jul 31, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Ohhhhhhhh man

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m getting a bit queasy

by Wazl on Jul 31, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

the strikes. they disappeared.

56-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 31, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell is going on

by DFAAurillia on Jul 31, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

i can’t wait for timmy’s “i don’t give a shit what your HR totals are” pitching tomorrow

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Jul 31, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Walk > HR

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 31, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

fine.

just saying. don’t give in.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 31, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

Also,

Out>HBP

by goGSW24 on Jul 31, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Walk him intentionally

by DFAAurillia on Jul 31, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

let's say it with Kruk: open base!

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 31, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Benjie shouldn’t have even thrown it. The chance of Rollins scoring on a misplay was waaay more likely than getting the runner at 2nd

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 31, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

here you go Philly

we don’t like to win like you do…

by Timmy Cain on Jul 31, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

COOL!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoah there

56-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 31, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

This is bad, at least 2 runs will score

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve said that to myself in at least 4 innings before this one.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 31, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, this is fun.

by kimmyg on Jul 31, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

and while we give you the game

let’s piss you off even more….

YAY!!!

by Timmy Cain on Jul 31, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt doesnt have it

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

A strike would be cool. If you want

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 31, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Jeremy. Find the zone.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I dislike the Philadelphia Phillies.

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Jul 31, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

This reminds me of his outing in Washington where he kept throwing it in the dirt.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 31, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

hey…we should feel pretty blessed its not 13-1

by justhangin on Jul 31, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

that doesn’t make me feel better

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 31, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You assume we’d get a run!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just groove a pitch and get this over with

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

stop it.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 31, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesnt have the curveball, call something else

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought that hit him.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Christ

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

jesus

56-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 31, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

The wheels are barely hanging on.

Bowkermania is back again, brother...for real this time.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 31, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Walk coming up

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Our pitchers are terrified of this line up

by DFAAurillia on Jul 31, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice of Rags to go out there and calm him down….what a job he does.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 31, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Douchebags. The lot of them

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

First time I’ve been relieved to see Howry warm up all season.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I have mixed emotions

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 31, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, strikes are apparently not on the Giants pitchers agenda this inning.

by deuce deuce on Jul 31, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

oh my godkladslf;jadls;f

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Jul 31, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

FML

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 31, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

oh man…

56-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 31, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS THROW IT DOWN THE MIDDLE

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

This is fucking stupid. Really…fucking…stupid.

by Wazl on Jul 31, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

2 pitchers, 5 batters, 1 out, 1 run. AWESOME!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

NO HITS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO EFFING HITS

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN THROW IT DOWN THE MIDDLE

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLWERTH. First pitch swinging.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 31, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES [GIANTS PITCHERS] !!!!

by Merope on Jul 31, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

2-0

now makes it impossible for the Giants to come back

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Jul 31, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

First 20 pitches…3 strikes.

56-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 31, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

That is genuinely funny

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIVE!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we get out of this having given up just 1 run we’ll be really really really really really lucky.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 31, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Werth

guy those 10 balls and you swing at the first pitch

Cain is Able ...

by Norcalfan10 on Jul 31, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

he can’t be very smart

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 31, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s an all-star.

……..

you’re right. nothing makes sense

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Jul 31, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a weird feeling…this is the type of thing the Giants haven’t done this year…

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 31, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

OCTOBER PRESSURE

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Jul 31, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean I EXPECTED Sadowski to suck… but THIS? is it contagious?

by Merope on Jul 31, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Werth is dumb

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Silver lining? cliff lee sitting a long time

by DFAAurillia on Jul 31, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Bets on how good of a tantrum Affeldt throws when he gets taken out….?

by Hobbes2d on Jul 31, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d say equal or better to the last one. Hey look a hit. Definitely better.

by goGSW24 on Jul 31, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering that when he came in.

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by timmeh on Jul 31, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So no curveballs that have looked anything like quality

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Worth

could outhomer the Giants with one hand

by Timmy Cain on Jul 31, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

JFC

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

what is scary

everything in the strike zone is up

Cain is Able ...

by Norcalfan10 on Jul 31, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK WERTH

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Jul 31, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t like this thread. :(

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 31, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

im out.

fuck this guy

Cain is Able ...

by Norcalfan10 on Jul 31, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

efffff

56-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 31, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Im done, enjoy the rest of this shitfest

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, there’s a hit. Game fucking over. Night all.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Lets see the flip out

by DFAAurillia on Jul 31, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I stand strong!

ribcage coming up in the bottom of the inning

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 31, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

4-0

I can finally go to bed. Good luck tomorrow, Timmy. Eff this team for making this game seem winnable.

56-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 31, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Have consecutive relievers sucked that profoundly at all this year?

gully

by DanRed on Jul 31, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

not when it involved Afffeldt

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 31, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, but rarely

which is good. they might as well stink in bunches.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 31, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

at least it’s Timmy Day tomorrow

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Jul 31, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy barely gets it to the skin of the infield

as Phil takes 3rd on fly to medium RF. Is his arm on the DL?

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Jul 31, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I watched until it was 4-0, but this game felt utterly hopeless from the first run scored.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 31, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Bobbeeeee, FINISH!

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Jul 31, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk: AT&T is a hitter’s park. Except it isn’t.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 31, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

right. isn't it pretty close to neutral?

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 31, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would think it would be inconsistent because of the different parts of the field.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 31, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk didn’t actually say it’s a hitter’s park – he said it was better for hitters than people think, and that strangely both Giants hitters and pitchers have been much better at home this year.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 31, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well what I was saying is the he said it was a pitcher’s park and then gave reasons on why it’s a hitter’s park. Whoops.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 31, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Howry comes in and cleans up the mess that Medders and Affeldt left behind. How many times has that happened this year?

by deuce deuce on Jul 31, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Who’s arm is worse, winn or scott?

gully

by DanRed on Jul 31, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t undersell the pathetic force behind a scott effort.

gully

by DanRed on Jul 31, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Jul 31, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy catches 3rd out, runs it in.

he should do that all the time. it’d be faster than throwing.

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Jul 31, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

we got 3 innings left

by justhangin on Jul 31, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

This game would have been nicer on the road when the Giants would only have to pitch eight innings.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 31, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Creepy.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 31, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

hawt

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 31, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

we have given Lee TWO innings of 8 pitches each???? and one of 9????

Fire
Carney
freaking
Lansford
already.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 31, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

agreed.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 31, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think it would be nice for the Giants to put up a fight this inning.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 31, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats how lee has pitched all night. this time we didnt swing

by justhangin on Jul 31, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s generally been pretty close to the strike zone I think. Garko had to foul off like 10 pitches just to draw a walk earlier in the game.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 31, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

walk = offensive explosion

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 31, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

popcorn fart

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Jul 31, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

lead off walk! Garkoslam time

by DFAAurillia on Jul 31, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Leadoff Walks

Those almost NEVER hurt the opposing team!

by DividedByZero on Jul 31, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Yoo-jean!!

sorry I can’t rally for a 5 syllable name

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Jul 31, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

now don’t get thrown out at second with pablo up please!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 31, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally black abe lincoln.

gully

by DanRed on Jul 31, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Jul 31, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

giants will score this inning

but then the phillies will score 3 in the top of the 8th to rip any hope we may have had away

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Jul 31, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

are you forgetting about Romo?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 31, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

i love romo but that’s how it will work out. unless the Giants decide to win.

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Jul 31, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

by my count 1 in 4 pitches is a legit srtike

by justhangin on Jul 31, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Cliff Lee clearly pulled a muscle in the midst of last innings excitement.

gully

by DanRed on Jul 31, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

if Pablo walks...

And Molina does a first pitch swing, I will explode

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 31, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

most teams want their clean-up hitter to bat.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 31, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

let me get my PPE

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 31, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry Bengie will swing at the first pitch and hit into a DP to crush our hope

by DFAAurillia on Jul 31, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

The cure is Giantshitteritis

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 31, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

BALL FOUR FUCK

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Jul 31, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Pablo

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 31, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

ouch

Bowkermania is back again, brother...for real this time.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 31, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo’s all clean-shaven now?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 31, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh.. come on pablo

by DFAAurillia on Jul 31, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

holy fkding fyck AAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 31, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, not a strike

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 31, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

pablo knows bengie is up. thats why he swings!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 31, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

good, I didn’t want to explode

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 31, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m sure Benjie will force Lee to throw strikes!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 31, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

God damn it Bengie.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 31, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

bengie needs to go

I’d much rather have whiteside every single day

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Jul 31, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

pablol

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Jul 31, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Another pop up for Bengie. Is Bochy even watching

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 31, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

even if he was

he wouldn’t know what to do with that info

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 31, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Garko movement gets rolling.

gully

by DanRed on Jul 31, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a good thing the Phillies didn’t get Halladay.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 31, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

gah

Bowkermania is back again, brother...for real this time.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 31, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally: Giants Style

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 31, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats it for me..peace

by DFAAurillia on Jul 31, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame jponry.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 31, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

It is clearly her fault.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 31, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

rookie mistakes

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 31, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously jponry! THIS is your debut?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 31, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

jponry is Fred Lewis. Which explains a lot.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 31, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Jul 31, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

tell me again how the phillies have the best line-up in baseball and can still trade for Cliff Lee?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 31, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Breaking: Giants placed on waivers

for purposes of giving them their unconditional release

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Jul 31, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

stream

so I’m watching the stream of this game, and all of a sudden, it starts flipping channels. lol.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 31, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Roj Mathai brings hope

short lived.

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Jul 31, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

When it rains, it pours.

by Lipssan1 on Jul 31, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

remember when I said “not embarrassing”
…I guess we’re beyond that now, time to start packing for Timmy Day.

by Merope on Jul 31, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

boblol hololry

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Jul 31, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Howry was pretty convinced that this was just batting practice.

gully

by DanRed on Jul 31, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

damn you Phillies

and all of your hits

Bowkermania is back again, brother...for real this time.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 31, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, what the hell

If that was allowed, the Giants would be doing it.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 31, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is pretty painful

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 31, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez throws badly.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 31, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

the word is 'tosses'

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Jul 31, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Cliff Lee will have a CGSO with two hits in his Major League debut.

Phillies fans will still want Halladay.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 31, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

15 baserunners for the phillies

surprising they only have 5 runs

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Jul 31, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah. Pussies.

Mr. Burns: I don’t know why Harvard even bothered to show up. They barely even won.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 31, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cliff Lee

Total of hits: Cliff Lee 2, Giants 1

This Cliff Lee fella’s a really good hitter going 2-4, we should trade for his hitting prowess.

"It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit." - Coach John Wooden

by Yoyo on Jul 31, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I admire his prowess

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Jul 31, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

how excited is that guy to be on a NL team. He can hit!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 31, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

bochy tells Phils they can hit off a tee

Moves Howry to short left centerfield.

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Jul 31, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

throwing looks painful for Scott

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 31, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Given tonight’s outcome, I think I am most stoked that “The Pen” is done for the season, and as such I won’t have to hear the wit & wisdom of Mitch Williams, as he describes the tea-bagging that is Cliff Lee’s performance tonight.

gully

by DanRed on Jul 31, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

As in

Kruk: These pussies fucking suck.

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 31, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

beat me to it, damn.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 31, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez, I go to have dinner and you guys let the whole thing fall apart.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 31, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

you didn’t leave anyone in charge!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 31, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the mods have “plans” tonight. That is such a coincidence.

gully

by DanRed on Jul 31, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what happens when you leave the blog to the peons.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 31, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLWTF

I had been posting in the other thread for like the whole game. I was thinking it was pretty dead

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 31, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

well, I feel pretty dead

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 31, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

We all left when you were going to the bathroom.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 31, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were imitating the Giants offense.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 31, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cliff Lee 2, Giants 2

TIE GAME!

"It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit." - Coach John Wooden

by Yoyo on Jul 31, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

JPonry what the fuck powers do you have over scott?

gully

by DanRed on Jul 31, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand looks lost on second

unfamiliar territory

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Jul 31, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

um…. you shouldn’t bunt if it will take you a month to get to first.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 31, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNZ

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Jul 31, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

We can’t hit singles.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 31, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, we scored

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 31, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

a run!

Time to celebrate!

Bowkermania is back again, brother...for real this time.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 31, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

but here’s to a rally

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 31, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow — Giants play for a single run when down 5-0. Pretty pathetic.

by nofreetime on Jul 31, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, Pablo will get another shot

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 31, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

phillolies!!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 31, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

SCORE IT AN ERROR

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 31, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

sweet. now pinch hit for winn!!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 31, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Ryan Howard: Who the fuck are you?

gully

by DanRed on Jul 31, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Howard: Dude nice inning you pitched.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 31, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at least no shutout.

by deuce deuce on Jul 31, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

pinch hit, start on Sunday

by nofreetime on Jul 31, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Bochy said activated Sunday and play probably Monday.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 31, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy muscles up

gets it out of the infield

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Jul 31, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Randy’s right-hand OPS is now below .400

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 31, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Funny, I thought in the past he was pretty much the same average from both sides with the right side being his more powerful side.

by nofreetime on Jul 31, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

POOPS

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 31, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST CAME BACK HERE TO SAY

FUCK YOU SHANE! FUCK YOU LISA STEVENS!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

a twofer

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Jul 31, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they want all the visiting Phillidelphians who are visiting to move to the Bay Area permanently. Scarey.

Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 31, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry, all full. go home.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

no moar winnz vs leftyz

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 31, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Raul Ibanez's chewing tobacco

is actually bigger than his head.

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Jul 31, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

At least.

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Jul 31, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo is looking a bit sharper.

gully

by DanRed on Jul 31, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

the silver lining of the game

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 31, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY AWKWARD FAMILY PHOTOS

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Jul 31, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 31, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 31, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 31, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 31, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 31, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Murderer’s Row is due up, we GOT this…. pause.

gully

by DanRed on Jul 31, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

4 in the 9th?

WE CAN DO IT

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 31, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

If it is “go quietly”.

gully

by DanRed on Jul 31, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yoo-jean!!

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Jul 31, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY "ROHLINGER"

Bowkermania is back again, brother...for real this time.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 31, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

So who called the 3-hitter?

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 31, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

fred lewis’s ops vs lefties is 510

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 31, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Better than Winn

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 31, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that’s my point. winn is an automatic out

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 31, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stay hot, Eh you

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 31, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Geno Bambino

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 31, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Jul 31, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

i can’t figure out what the hell is going on here.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 31, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually stopped what I was working on to watch Velez take his ab.

Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 31, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 31, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

weird

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Jul 31, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

fucking awesome family

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i want to believe

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 31, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

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I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 31, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO >:(

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by bondslegend on Jul 31, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Our cleanup hitter...

Since May 19:

  • .230 AVG
  • .243 OBP
  • .330 SLG
  • .573 OPS

209 AB … 12 2B’s … 3 HR’s

Vote Bengie!!
LOL Sabean!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 31, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

dude that is depressing

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 31, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently, it didn't depress Brian Sabean

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 31, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

A fantasy of mine is asking Bochy and Sabean questions, and just see their faces as they try to answer

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re fucking weird dude, mine involves mila kunis and the usc cheerleading squad

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIT THATS FUCK

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 31, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

a fitting end to a shitty game

Bowkermania is back again, brother...for real this time.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 31, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Good game boys. Off to drink

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 31, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

lol bengie

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Jul 31, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

post game

FAIL thread

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 31, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate him so much.

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 31, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

EVERY TIME BENGIE

the day bengie gets moved to the 7th slot in the order is the day our offense will be free’d.

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 31, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Jul 31, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablofer 4 and BenDP

the end came quickly

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Jul 31, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

So, no one was shocked, I’m guessing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 31, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kuiper

Calls Phillies CF “Rowand”, and says the Giants lose to the Pirates. He’s checked out just like the rest of us.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 31, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

love it

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 31, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

drunk

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 31, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shitty game is shitty.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Second baseball kicks ball, bobbles picking it up, lobs it to second, second baseman casually rainbows a throw to first and Bengie Molina is just barely entering the picture frame of first base.

by nofreetime on Jul 31, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

we lost that before the first pitch was thrown

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 31, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah

We had a shot, but our offense fucking sucks. So there’s that.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 31, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cliff Lee: pretty good.

Ryan Sadowski: Fresno Grizzly

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 31, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

cliff lee would be the second best batter on the giants.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 31, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

and this is why it sucks to have only 2 starting pitchers who can consistently give you 7 innings…

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 31, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, to be fair, the bullpen let this game get out of control, even though we all thought it would be Sadowski

by nofreetime on Jul 31, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

any bullpen’s going to give up some runs when forced to throw 5 innings

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 31, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

forced is what i meant. not just talking about this game, but the season overall. the bullpen overall has pitched amazingly, but they have been relied heavily on.

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 31, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's my point

the bullpen has been forced to cover for weak starting performances all year…. i have been afraid they’d get tired out. you can’t expect the bullpen to pitch 3+ innings half the time

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 31, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

to be fair, there is no such thing as "out of control" when one's offense only scores 1 run.

No team wins many games 1-0. So this was never going to be a 1-0 win for us. The Phillies could have been held to 2 and still won. This loss is not on the bullpen.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 31, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 hits and 1 run in a game = blame on offense

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 31, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, the Giants’ away offense showed up tonight and is responsible for this loss…it wasn’t Sadowski’s fault is what I was trying to say.

by nofreetime on Jul 31, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont think Sadowski should get another start, he isnt good

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, he might just be the best the Giants have at this point

by nofreetime on Jul 31, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I refuse to believe that

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see no reason to believe that

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 31, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, we will probably be finding out soon enough. I hope Joe is pitching as well as he was at the beginning of the year, because I do believe he is better.

by nofreetime on Jul 31, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Joey might be good enough to be fifth starter.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 31, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe it wasn’t his fault, but he didn’t help much.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 31, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like :-(owski

he makes zito look purdy

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 31, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He makes anyone he hangs out with look better

by nofreetime on Jul 31, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only had my eye half on the game, but it seemed like every count was 3-0.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 31, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 IP, 83 pitches, 44 for strikes

nuff said

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 31, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, he was lucky to escape with allowing only the one run.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 31, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

not to say it was pretty, but it could have been a LOT uglier.

i’ll take this loss with a grain of salt… and a shot of tequila

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 31, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He went from 3-0 to a strikeout twice, which is pretty weird for a guy with his stuff.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 31, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw one of those (Utley, I think), the last pitch looked like he was borrowing Lincecum’s change-up.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 31, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t realize that. impressive… but prob due more to luck than skill

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 31, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was about what I expected

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

its not fair the phillies have cliff lee

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 31, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

so

Buster Posey, anyone?

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 31, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, he’s Latino!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 31, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 31, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain hates you.

Wait, that name is in the same trash bin as Judas and Adolf? Nevermind.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 31, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRIAN WILSON HATES YOU!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 31, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Wilson.

I’ve never seen his show though.

Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 31, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well there you go

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah the shows closes the door on the deal

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dig the hair.

Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 31, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, in other words, it's true love.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 31, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dig his great taste in music and beautiful, sensitive eyes.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

/starts to raise hand

….then realize not even his Giants love can counter the truth

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 31, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

sig of the year candidate

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 1, 2009 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Will Clark hates you.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 31, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got nothing. George Herman Ruth was pretty chill.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 31, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIMMEH!!!11!!1!

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 31, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

PSOT GAME RAP

yO YO yo I take AFFELDT great picthing dawg throw strikes next time bitch

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

imagine a Dr Dre beat bumping behind that

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

i could make a recording of me in the bathroom. and if you put a dre beat behind it, it’d be 2x platinum in 2 weeks.

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 31, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just so you know, jponry, if the Giants don’t get a win in the next two games, Grant’s sending you back down to the minors and calling up Josh From Hollywood.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 31, 2009 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

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