Gamethread the 2nd
by jponry on Jul 31, 2009 8:05 PM PDT
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PrintOh boy, I hope I did this right.
(Pretend I included a witty photo caption or shoop.)
By the way, Cliff Lee is throwing a No Hitter.
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Wow, that just about gave me a heart attack.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
/golf clap
but we shall see if this thread has runs. Or hits.
we shall see o_0
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ALERT: CLIFF LEE IS SO GOOD HE'S THROWING A NO HITTER OMG OMG
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Are you a mod now?!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 31, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
I expect groveling to begin in earnest
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Poor Ernest
That sounds like it might hurt
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
3rd best mod. At best
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 31, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
There are no girl mods on the internet.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
How could there be? There aren’t any girls on the internet.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Miller just said Sadowsk has been under dressed
maybe thats the problem
With malice towards the Dodgers
under dressed in his skull maybe
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
under arrest.
too worried about the cops finding him to concentrate on the strike zone.
maybe that’s it.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
What the heck is going on?
Coaching.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
don’t say anything you’ll jinx it!!!!!!!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I was hoping that Natto would swoop in and trump the second gameday thread, to kinda haze the new kid.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
If the Giants explode for a bunch of runs in the next couple innings, jponry’s making all the gameday threads from now!
(And by “explode”, I mean one or two runs.)
STFD person!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD PHILLIE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOLOL JON IS SO AWESOME
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+1 makes me lol
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STFD
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
Well, there’s a surprise.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
are you fucking kidding me?
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LOLDOWSKI
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Jesus
even AL PITCHERS get hits on us!!
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WHY OH WHY COULDNT LEE HAVE HIT THE BALL THREE FEET LOWER?!?!
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Strikes? Please?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
“The Rollins jersey: kind of a giveaway.” Oh Jon.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Wow that was a sexy pitch.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 31, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
Wow that is hot.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
TBS!!! VERY FUNNY
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lol sorry
i saw that you said it before I did.
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STFD!
Wow.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD ROLOLINS
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SUCK IT JIMMY
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lulz
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Never before has a 1 run deficit seemed so insurmountable
At least since the last 1 run deficit…
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
Folks have dubbed him the Big Sadowski, but i think he looks a lot more like the late Theodore Donald ‘Donny’ Kerabatsos. And he is throwing some rocks tonight.
Choppin' broccoli
Sadowski's expression said
I can’t believe I got away with that.
Sadowski seems like the kid in little league
who usually sits on the bench, but is now playing because his parents bitched to the coaches. Now we all have to sit and watch and pray for the best
With malice towards the Dodgers
I loved that kid
Took the focus off of me, the shittiest of the kids who actually got playing time.
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
Man that guys life must fucking suck … the best call he’s ever made in his life…was to a bailbondsmen?
Prediction: Winn strikes out on 3 pitches, Velez first pitch weak infield pop-up, Panda flies out to left
Panda hits one in the water again
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CARDS WIN
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I guess not..
lol I keep thinking the rockies need to lose, but EVERYONE needs to lose
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OK im a moron
the Rockies aren’t playing them. WTF.
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STFD
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
So Omaha just got besieged by an epic wind-and-hail-storm. Kinda worried, but no word on tornadoes.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Summer weather has actually been nice. This is ridiculous though. Rain is coming in at 45 degrees.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I’ve been in school for a month!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
ouch you win
I start August 24 and I feel that’s way too early.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 31, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I’m pretty tired of school. And at this point school is paying 47K so I can work 80 hours a week. Cool. At least there aren’t any classes.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Hey Randy, I’d like to suggest you stop switch hitting
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 31, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
Maybe JT Snow can have a chat with him.
"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan
HA HA HA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Oh Dwight.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Winn has checked out I think.
"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan
I read that as beard
And wondered what his sexual predilections had to do with his pitching.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 31, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
VELEZ
get it done Abe!!!!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
"the key to hitting is swinging at every pitch"
“you can’t get a hit if you walk”
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 31, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
HEEZ A HITTING COACH NOT A WALKING COACH
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Wow, not a strike.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
There was a Pete Rose jersey. Quick poll should he be let into the HOF or no?
I say no.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Yes
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Y
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 31, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh and Perry didn't?
or any other guys who used things like spit balls?
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The worst thing that happens when you use a spitter is you get ejected. Gambling has been against the rules of the game for much longer and the penalties are much stricter. I think Rose should be in, but I clearly understand why Giamatti did what he did. He had every right to.
Sure
but don’t say “he broke the rules so he shouldnt be in”. Plenty of guys have broken plenty of rules and are still there.
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But when you’re talking about context, gambling is looked upon far worse than scuffing the ball or corking a bat in baseball. The association with gambling in baseball is that you are fixing games. Baseball already had to deal with 50 years of scandal with games being fixed and which ultimately lead to the WS being fixed in 1919, they don’t exactly need more of that going on.
Either way you're unfairly altering the outcome of a game
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yeah, gambling almost destroyed baseball as business
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
YES
As TK always says on PTI, he has the most hits in 100 years of baseball. How the fuck is he not in.
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Because gambling is probably the worst thing you could do to the game besides throwing games.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
this
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Beating up cripples, beating up umpires, spiking guys, etc.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 31, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
But he didn’t damage the game itself. Other people’s faces, sure. But not the game.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
So the guy can be a disgrace to the game and that’s okay?
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When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
oh puhhhleeez
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Yes, but it was a different time and Landis was too a racist just like Ty Cobb. He also looked the other way with Cobb and Tris Speaker fixing games. But again different time. It’s because of that kinda shit that it makes it not ok for Rose to do 70 years later.
Exactly
As deplorable as Cobb was, any comparison between him and Rose is irrelevant.
Rose is trying to get into the contemporary Hall so he needs a somewhat contemporary person to compare him to. There really isn’t one though, Rose is kind of the low-point.
But, whatever, I say put him in.
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
I don’t like the ‘different times’ argument. It was less than 100 years ago. Either we white wash baseball history and all of the ‘undesirables’ are out (Cobb, Landis, etc.) or we acknowledge human nature and take everybody. None of this halfway stuff.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
You’re looking at it the wrong way in this regard. While I disagree with what Cobb and Landis stood for you can’t deny their impact on the game nor can you deny the social climate of the times when they were alive. A lot can happen (and did) in less than 100 year span.
Plus you also have to understand the way baseball was played and the atmosphere it entailed at the turn of the century. 99% of these players came from poverty and the turnover of franchises and economy in general was always in flux. It was harsh times. It was very easy to influence a player to fix a game when he was getting paid peanuts and literally was an indentured servant to his team.
OK
but he still has more hits than anyone. And he bet on it after he was done playing.
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bingo
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I respectfully disagree provided you’re betting that you’ll win.
by Mister Merope on Jul 31, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
he paid the ball to hit his bat
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 31, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a big hall kind of a guy
so yes, let him in.
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
meh
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
NO HITTER!!! R U EXCITED??
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But he had a 27 game hitting streak going!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
If Cliff Lee no hits us, ESPN will run replays on it until October.
"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan
We suck
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I think this no hitter may actually happen.
Seriously
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
Giants hitters are trying their best to make it happen.
"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan
I’ll give Melonhead some credit here for getting TBS out of the game before real disaster strikes.
by Duelling Brandos on Jul 31, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
hmm...
Real disaster might strike anyway.
by Duelling Brandos on Jul 31, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m giving up on K-zone, there must be no tickets in View Reserve left.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
HEY GUYS! just got off work. am i to understand that the giants have NO HITS this game?
by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 31, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
yeah, but its much worse than it sounds.
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Jul 31, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
why didnt we trade for ben francisco
he looks good so far…
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 31, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
Francisco > Garko
"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan
Correct
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I’m very surprised that the Phils only have 1 run. :(owski did not look good.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
still grim
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
He sucks?
"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan
still holding his mouth open somewhere
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
this is when it might be nice to have one more left hander in the bullpen.
No one here gets out alive.
Uhm, throw some strikes
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 31, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
OMG velez
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Wow! Velez caught it.
"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan
He’s not laying on the ground looking up
by Mister Merope on Jul 31, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
He's a dead ringer for an asshole ex-boyfriend of mine
Who thought it was acceptable to date me and date my friends at the same time and never tell me about it?
Oh also, he’s a bum.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 31, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Um I agree with the part about him being an asshole. but do you really think a person would tell you about dating your friends at the same time as you?
No one here gets out alive.
I make it clear to male admirers if and when I’m seeing other people. I expect the same in return.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 31, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
geeeezzzz okay MOM
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
A: his parents named him “chase”
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
after he’s not wearing a Giant uniform?
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
Hey Eugenio. You’re doing a great job. I have just one suggestion for you when you’re playing in the outfield. Can you somehow make it so I don’t have a fucking heart attack everytime you get near a ball. Thanks, appreciate it.
PS Get a hit
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 31, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
tough crowd
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 31, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
would you criticize abe lincoln like that?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
With malice towards some
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 31, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Abe Lincoln, that fucking fuck
Shat on the constitution at every turn. Too bad Booth waited so long.
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 31, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL anyone else hear that heckler?
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SNATCHWIG!
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S T F D
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STFD Howard Johnson!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
Merkin could be the next Rick Vaughn.
"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan
How is it the score is only 1-0?
Sue Burns is working some magic tonight…
Still Missing 'Downtown' Brown
so even if molina gets a leadoff single, it will take 3 hits to get him home
if he gets a leadoff double, it will take 2 hits.
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 31, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
PHILOLIES
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?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
So, this has been a totally frustrating game to watch, and yet, miraculously, we’re done one measly run. I bet Phillies fans are agonizing over this one as well watching their offense fail to get the runs across.
Not that I think we’re going to score off Lee.
by Duelling Brandos on Jul 31, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
free teacher
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, wtf
we are getting by on smoke and mirrors. If we don’t, like, take advantage of this and get some runs or something, we’re probably not gonna, like, win.
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Like totally
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 31, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
First pitch swinging. Works 100% of the time
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 31, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER
No one here gets out alive.
HACK!!
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Merkin deserves a big atta boy for getting out of that
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
COOL!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 31, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
Garko can do it!
"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan
CLIIFFFFF LEEEEE ISSSS TTTTHHHRRRRROOOWWWWWWIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGG AAA NOOOOOO HHHIIIITTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
noooooppppppeeeeee
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER
No one here gets out alive.
That's not ironic, Jon.
It’s merely coincidental.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
dude is werthless
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
TAP PLASTICS commercial
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
SCOTT SUCKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I thought that might have been in, but no.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
WOW CLIF LEES NO HITTER IS ON THE MLB.COM FRONT PAGE
HAS ANYONE NOTICED THAT HES DOING THAT!?!?!?
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Kieschnick just hit a double off the wall scoring Neal
5-1 San Jose. That game is a little more fun
With malice towards the Dodgers
I hope these fuckers get no-hit
Serves them right. Bunch of clowns
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
Sorry I am late, guys. I am so sad to have missed so much of this NO HITTER!
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
Im not going to lie, this is better than I expected it would be when I turned it on just now, EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE NO FUCKING HITS.
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
He swings at air prettier than anyone.
"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan
couldn’t hide it anymore?
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Dunno but he did throw a zillion pitches in 4 innings
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
hasn’t someone lost while throwing a no hitter?
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
not necessarily
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah but that would mean either the Giants walking a lot, or relying on the Phillies to fuck up with errors, balks, etc. to advance the runners.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 31, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
how were we planning on winning this game?
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
luck?
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I was hoping for massive Phillies fail.
mebbe a lawn dart from Ibanez
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
Cliff Lee is pitching really well against the Giants. He has a NO HITTER which is really hard to do in baseball. He has a chance of completing the NO HITTER. NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER
Have you seen that some shit company is selling a bat with a picture from Buehrle’s perfect no-hitter printed all over it? For honest to God $200.
In the event that CLIFF LEE OF THE PHILLIES who is currently THROWING A NO-HITTER finishes it off, I wonder if he too will be screen printed onto an over priced souvenir.
gully
That's two things they have in common
Neither are REAL AMERICANS either!
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
FLT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Just curious,
what’s the longest amount of time Lee has gone without giving up a hit in his career?
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
promised a tarp upgrade if they do?
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
little bs hits for the phillies: 2
giants total hits: 0
by UnstoppableTurtle on Jul 31, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/50814
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jul 31, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Cliff Lee hits: 1
Giants hits: 0
"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan
GOLD GLOVE
Bowkermania is back again, brother...for real this time.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 31, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
if lee was on our team
he’d be our best hitter.
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 31, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
perhaps a new GM, along with a new lineup
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 31, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
Doc Ellis?
The LSD explains so much.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 31, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
tru dawg
wearing rollers to the yard. so tough.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY EVERYBODY
DID YOU HEAR CLIFF LEE IS THROWING A NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER NO-HITTER
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
None of those hits, you say?
lol rally awkward pictures of Randy Winn.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 31, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
Who doesn’t know Winn’s background by now?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 31, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
here is a good feed
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/souptv
password is nohitter
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
No Hitler!
All you fascists were born to lose.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
Way to swing at ball 3
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 31, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY RANDOM GOOGLE IMAGE PICTURE THAT COMES UP WHEN YOU SEARCH "RANDY WINN"
With malice towards the Dodgers
OOZING MACHISMO!!!
I love the bad guy
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
Um, what?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
That was not a strike
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 31, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
Somebody alert ESPN about this NO HITTER
Tell them Brett Favre is the bat boy if you have to.
Bowkermania is back again, brother...for real this time.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 31, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
wow fuck you ump
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
There we go. A hit
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 31, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
WOOOOOO!
JUAN!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Update from Fresno
Downs has homered. Aurilia just hit into a DP off of Matt Herges.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 31, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
IT WORKEDDDDD
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URINE FTW
Or for the no-hitter at least.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 31, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
uribe!!!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
YES
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
URINE!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
YESSS!!!
No soup for you!
"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan
URIBE!
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
I love Japan.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
HA!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
awesome pic
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
GET HIM IN
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Let's go Jesus!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
good time for your first dinger, jesus
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Jesus Guzman built my hot rod.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 31, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
EXCITED!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
slightly late...
New thread: http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/7/31/971594/game-no-hitter-thread-no-hitter
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Cliff Lee is trying to fuck wid da Jesus
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
Guzman sure takes a lot of pitches...*yawn*
"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan
yeah man 2009 years!!!!! where are you at dawg?!?!?
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, Jesus...
That was a waste.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
You think Dunston ever.. nevermind.
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
When Winn bats…Dave Roberts squints.
"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan
When Winn bats…Dave Robertssquintscounts the cash he’s getting payed NOT to play.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
english FAIL: “payed”
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
If Philly can't score against Sanchez and Sadowski...
Should be funny to see them against Cain and Linc
"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan
Lincecum first ML start wasn’t funny (against the Phils)
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
we went to the yard to watch in person but i set the dvd recorder to record it. have never watched it.
also that weird play with rectum face and omar :/
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
RANDY WINN
= straight up trash hitter
He needs some ridelin (sp?)
Oh meh'dders
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Medders sucks so fucking much
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
This won't end well.
"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan
words heard from the bridge of the Titanic
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 31, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
happy?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 31, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
And there's your ballgame.
"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan
I am not surprised.
I just expected it to happen earlier.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
crap
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 31, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
Yup
Oh well. I figured we’d lose the game. At least it’s not totally over yet. But yeah, fuck this team.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
BUT
tomorrow is Timmy Day.
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Pretty disgusting...
That after the trade deadline and after our brilliant GM has traded for two “big bats”, nothing has really changed. If the Giants fall behind by 2 or 3 runs late, it’s game over. And I’d be saying the same thing even with Sanchez in the lineup.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
big bats is a relative term
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 31, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
what the fuck pablo
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
That hurts.
"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan
whoooo fly out exctiting offense
back in my day we wanted to be like magic larry now these days all you guys talk about is try to be like mike or becoming the next lebanon james
wow it is deeaaaddd here
this game sucks.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Freddy Sanchez can't wait to get in on this.
"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan
Jesus christ
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Since their respective trades
Cliff Lee hits: 2
Garko: 1
"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan
Our cleanup hitter
Since May 19:
- .231 AVG
- .244 OBP
- .326 SLG
- .570 OPS
208 AB … 12 2B’s … 3 HR’s
LOL Sabean
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
And LOL Bochy for acting like the universe will cease to exist if he sits Bengie for even 1 day.
Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
by cybermaldonado on Jul 31, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Scott's 1,000th hit?
"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan
I'm gonna repeat this , mainly because I'm an attention whore.
But also because maybe Sadowski was done a disservice.
I dunno , you who saw him pitch tell me…
CBS 5 Sports says "Sadowski struggles" , but it was 1 – 0 when Affeldt came in…
…and 4 – 0 when Affeldt left.
So remind me…who struggled?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 1, 2009 3:33 AM PDT reply actions
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