Philadelphia Phillies @ San Francisco Giants GameThread, Jul 30, 2009 7:15 PM PDT

	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
2009 - Jonathan Sanchez	3-9	19	16	1	1	0	0	89.2	81	52	49	10	51	92	4.92	1.47

	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
2009 - Rodrigo Lopez	3-0	4	4	0	0	0	0	23.1	26	9	8	2	6	15	3.09	1.37

sanchez gets back on (good) track..you heard it here first

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by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions

Playoffs start today!

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by S.F. Giangst on Jul 30, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions

Welcome to the “Sandoval Redemption, Suck it Manuel thread.”

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by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions

I hope Pablo hits 4 homers today while Ryan Howard and Jayson Werth go 0 for 8 with 8 strikeouts.

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by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions

this

I did just trade Werth in fantasy. But that has nothing to do with me rooting against him, I promise

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Would it be too dreadfully unclassy of me to hope that when Pablo is rounding the bases he stares down the Phil’s dugout the entire way, and maybe he could throw in a crotch grab or two for good measure? Oh, and maybe Sanchez can bean Victorino…

Pablo will do the right thing and just put his head down and act like he’s done it before…

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by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Victorino is injured, so he probably won’t play today.

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by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions

I hadn’t heard. How sad.

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by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions

He was voted onto the DL by the fans.

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Oh he can still bean him

throw it in the dugout. With Sanchez’ control issues he could probably get away with it

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions

If that's not classy

Then I don’t want to be classy. And it’s not like anyone will accuse our team of being low on class, that’s what Randy Winn is for.

The 1st pitch is the best

by Tay on Jul 30, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Still crossing my fingers for a belated series preview. I want pithy remarks expressing how much better the Phils offense is!

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions

I am really impressed with the Phil’s starting pitching. I think it’s better than the Giants now that they added Lee.

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by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Really?

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions

lulz

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 30, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Considering they don’t have any ptchers who’ve been as good as either Lincecum OR Cain this year, I’m going to have to disagree with you.

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by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions

I'll be proven right this series.

By the Giants lineup

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by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions

The Giants offense is a bad way to judge another teams pitching.

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions

PAUL MAHOLM 4 SY

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Well, that would certainly make your point.

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions

So the Pirates’ rotation has already proved to be better than the Giants’ rotation?

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 30, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions

I remember years ago hearing a Pirates fan crowing about their kick-ass young rotation that would soon be dominant – Kris Benson, Josh Fogg, Kip Wells – with Sean Burnett on the way!

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by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions

I remember a few years ago when Kris Benson was the huge trade deadline chip. That worked out well

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by Useful_Idiot on Jul 30, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Maybe in a "hot wives" fantasy league

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Are you having fantasies about the players?

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 30, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, Bob Nutting and Kevin McClatchy rejected Ryan Howard for him straight up!

by Pirates4Life on Jul 30, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions

I think Benson would have been good but Pitt management overworked his arm off in his first year starting. The rest of those guys always blew.

by Pirates4Life on Jul 30, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions

I would think you're joking

but you’re fairly new here, right? So I’m not too sure. But yeah, you’re wrong if you’re not joking. I guess maybe they do have more DEPTH.. I would love to have Happ as a 5th starter. But yeah, Timmy and Cain trump all their guys. Lee would be our 3rd starter

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Happ’s probably been pretty lucky – his FIP is like 1.20 higher than his ERA. But yeah, I’d take him over :(owski.

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by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah

Hamels has been pretty un-Hamels. The Giants pitching also has the disadvantage of not facing the Giants offense

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Hard to find someone I wouldn't take over TBS

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Russ Ortiz

yup

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions

All I’m saying. I agree Timmy and Matt are better. But, the Phils have 5 pitchers who are probably better than the Giants #3 starter.
There is no debating their staff is at least very solid.

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by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Jamie Moyer has been pretty terrible this year.
I do not believe in Rodrigo Lopez (though he’ll be good against the Giants because, well, come on)
Happ isn’t this good.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 30, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Jamie Moyer

5.32 ERA, 5.37 FIP

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by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Preaching to the chior as far as I'm concerned

The dropoff after Cain is huge.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Either Zito needs to stay consistent in a strong second half showing or Sanchez needs to be more like that guy who did that thing that made us all so happy a couple of weeks ago. You know, the one with the hits or lack thereof?

If somebody doesn’t step up as at least a dependable 3rd starter, this team is going nowhere.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 30, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions

I agree

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions

The dominance of our top 2 makes up for the 3-5, where Philly has the advantage.

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions

I have to give you that one based on the Giants amazing record considering they have nothing going for them other than 2 brilliant starting pitchers (and Pablo).

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by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Bullpen’s been pretty good.

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by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions

AFFELDT

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Thanks for correcting me. I’m ashamed I forgot the great bullpen.

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by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions

fact is

if the giants fail to make the playoffs, it won’t be because of their pitching

if the giants do make the playoffs, it’ll be 1-3 that matters not 1-5

by sweetjuxtapose on Jul 30, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

this

4th and 5th starter suck on EVERY team.

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Sanchez threw a CG?!?!?!

When was this????

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions

the message the Giants get when they try to run dingerz.exe

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions

“This program cannot be run under MS-DOS”

McCoven System – Dump On Sabean

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by S.F. Giangst on Jul 30, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs

This is excellent!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions

LOL

by 49er16 on Jul 30, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions

I hope we see good Jonathon Sanchez tonight…..

by 49er16 on Jul 30, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions

Met announcers killed the Pirates during the game tonight for giving up a great player like Sanchez for one Double A pitcher.

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by rxmeister on Jul 30, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions

Idiots

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions

How are these people paid to talk about baseball?

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions

how is brian sabean paid to be a general manager?
how is bruce bochy paid to manage a team?
how is rich aurilia on a major league roster?

the world may never know…

by TimLincecumIsGod on Jul 30, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Direct deposit.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Genius

The 1st pitch is the best

by Tay on Jul 30, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions

just like harold reynolds

“The Giants just acquired freddy sanchez, and if you are a giants fan, this is a great pickup!”

VOTE SANDOVAL
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by raisingcain on Jul 30, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions

the last time sanchez pitched at home he threw a no-hitter, seems like a reasonable expectation for today.

by TimLincecumIsGod on Jul 30, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions

PG + 1 is what I'm calling it

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions

touche

by TimLincecumIsGod on Jul 30, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions

quick

wheres the LOLINEUP

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions

CF Torres
RF Velez
3B Sandoval
C FAIL
1B Garko
LF Lewis
SS Renteria
2B Uribe
P J. Sanchez

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Giants trade MadBum and Posey for C Johnny Fail. He’ll start tonight at cleanup.

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 30, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Glass Joe!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Velez in RF should be scary and funny and sad all at the same time

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions

First thing I noticed too

FAIL

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Wheres a DVR when you need one

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions

But he's swinging the bat well now!!!

The key to being a Giants is just having the illusion of being versatile. Bochy loves switch-hitters and guys who can play more than 1 position. If you can do both of these, you will play just about every day, even if you are bad at those.

The 1st pitch is the best

by Tay on Jul 30, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions

DO NOT WANT

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions

LOLINEUP!

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 30, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions

freddy isn't in the lineup tonight

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions

Which Freddy?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions

F. Sanchez

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions

I was kinda being sarcastic, actually….

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions

F DOT

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m already impatient about the knee injury. Why didn’t we wait a few days until he is actually ready to play?

The 1st pitch is the best

by Tay on Jul 30, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions

probably because there is a deadline

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Tomorrow

Just let me carry on being a pessimist for a few more days

The 1st pitch is the best

by Tay on Jul 30, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Lee will go tomorrow against TBS

Against all odds, Ryan…

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by Scooter Ellis on Jul 30, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions

So thats a loss

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions

greeeeat, i’ll be there tomorrow with dad

by PiKAgiant on Jul 30, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions

good

we were going to lose tomorrow anyway

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions

But that probably pushes Blanton to Sat and he’s been fantastic lately.

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by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes, Blanton goes Sat but against some 5’11 dude with long hair. 72 year old Moyer is on for Sunday so no Hamels.

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 30, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions

I see we DFAed Sadler today

And I’m not a great fan of WIlliam, but I was thinking – how many guys have we DFAed while Bocock remains on the 40 man roster? Off the top of my head: Sadler, Misch, Holm, Espinelli, Denker.

None of whom are superstars in the making, but BRIAN FUCKING BOCOCK. What gives!?

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by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions

I think it’s time to give up trying to figure out this team’s roster moves.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions

wow he's playing shitty in the minors

I think we should bring him up as a late inning defensive replacement at SS. He sucks offensively but his defense was still pretty good.

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions

dude is overmatched by single A pitching. has no business being in the bigs for ANY reason

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 30, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 30, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions

SOFA KING THIS

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions

his defense is good

he’ll never develop offensive so why not bring him on as a defensive replacement? He’d be much more useful than Aurillia

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions

because he sucks?

yes, he’s slick with the glove. call him up when rosters expand? i guess? but no, he should not take up a roster spot now.

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by delorean on Jul 30, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions

He had a few hits at the game I went to recently

Of course, one of them was a grounder that probably should’ve been a double play

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by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Good

This is what we need

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions

I dont know if you are serious, but that would be a waste of a roster spot

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Name bias

The 1st pitch is the best

by Tay on Jul 30, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions

who knew that i could go to a home game and get sunburned? thanks 10 innings of silly wednesday baseball!

Les Plack = more chicks
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by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions

GM Huntington is making all these deals trading off vets and in the long run saving the organization millions of dollars. Possibly money to sign Angel Sano and their draft picks.

by wilriv21 on Jul 30, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions

he saved enough on laroche to sign his picks

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Flyin' Hawaiian won't start tonight

Ben Francisco in San Francisco.

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 30, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions

We should trade for Ben Francisco and Frank Francisco

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions

and Francisco Cordero

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Francisco

Thats fun to say

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Francisco Rodriguez?

Francisco Franco?

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 30, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions

John Franco?

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Phew

Looks like we dodged the greatest NL outfield since the ’79 Pirates.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 30, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Card fans booing manny

so what’s going to happen when, INEVITABLY, Poo holes is outed as a user?

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions

I really hope he is clean

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Amen to that.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jul 30, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Me too

but I don’t believe anyone is

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions

This

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Me, too.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Boo holes

Perfect.

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 30, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions

why would there be any reason to believe he is clean

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Because it hasn't been proven that he's not?

Or really convincingly alleged.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 30, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions

After what we’ve seen with the number of users that there are, and the fact they are low profile, high profile, whatever, nobody is a surprise anymore.

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions

But he doesn't need to prove he's clean

Others have to prove he’s not.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 30, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions

right, in a perfect world thats how it should be, BUT with what has happened in this sport I don’t think we need to give the benefit of the doubt anymore

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions

right, in a perfect world thats how it should be

Bullshit. In this world that’s how it should be.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 30, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions

True they have to PROVE it

but excuse me if I don’t believe that anyone is clean. Arod was always held up as the poster boy for clean players, so if he’s not clean then I’m just going to assume everyone isn’t. Pujols probably is, since there have been no creepy injuries, no size change, and no drop off in numbers. But I’m still wary.

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions

OR Pujols just started using at the very beginning of his career.

To me, EVERYBODY is suspect.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Very possible

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions

And

that’s why I don’t think it matters. Every fucking person was taking steroids, both the batters AND the pitchers, so the playing field was more or less even for everyone. Bonds took steroids, true. But so did Eric Gagne and Bonds took him into the stands. He was head and shoulders above all the other cheaters, so whatever.

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions

That’s kind of where I am on it.

And since HGH isn’t tested for, plus who knows how many other new designer steroids that are still unknown to MLB, it’s not like the league is clean now, anyways.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Yup

but the HR numbers have vanished. So it’s cleaner than it was anyways.

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions

I don’t see why HGH is a PED and cortisone shots aren’t.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 30, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions

yup

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions

not sure if this is totally racist or what

but there is the large % of Latin Americans on the user list. Ortiz is added to that…but it is something to consider with Pujols.

Just sayin’

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions

OMG RACIST

I think it’s because a large % of baseball players are latin.

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m definitely not the only one who has ever said this. This has been documented before

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions

I didn't really think it was racist

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes and no

From what I’ve read, it’s mainly due to the fact that American-born players are better at getting away with it.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Obviously, all MLB players are paid well, but a kid from the DR isn’t going to have the same understanding of the language, culture, and rules as an American-born player, or the kind of connections to designer drugs that skirt the tests and so on.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Indeed

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Or access to America’s advanced prison culture.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 30, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Aren’t steroids legal in the D.R.? I thought I remember reading that.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jul 30, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions

so we’ve gone from “innocent until proven guilty” to “innocent until you look guilty” and now we’re moving on to “innocent until you might be guilty.” fun stuff.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 30, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions

he used the same trainer as A.Rod, Manny, Ortiz and Juan Gonzalez. The guy who claimed a bag of steroids at an airport.

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 30, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions

For anyone who’s watching CSN’s sterling pre-game coverage, Charlie Manuel is affording us way too much respect. I want to hate him for not picking up Pablo for the All-Star game, but it’s hard when he’s being so damn complimentary.

by Wazl on Jul 30, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions

Trying to make up for it.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jul 30, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Complimentary to make up for his homer douche move

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions

what did he say?

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions

San Francisco is his guy!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions

More like gay

Mirite

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions

LOLZ!

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Charlie Manuel is nothing but a big PHONY!

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Hey, this guys a PHONY

DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!

by PAWarrior on Jul 30, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Forgiveness comes with 4 Sandoval HRs and at least 3 out of 4 Giant wins this weekend

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Jul 30, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions

turkey neck

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 30, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Pregame Youtube Hillarity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90WVsurkYwc

The first 4 minutes are comedy gold, feel free to turn off the weird “Call on Me” shit.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jul 30, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions

Despite acquiring Ryan Garko and Freddy Sanchez within the past week, the Giants are open to adding another hitter and still have some level of interest in Teahen, the source said.

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/9871032/MLB-trade-deadline-buzz:-Thursday’s-edition

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions

where would we even play him?

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions

i’d guess right field, where the Royals have him playing since Jose Guillen got injured

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions

We have an outfield clusterfuck, he isnt a big enough upgrade to give up anything of value

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions

I’d do it for any 2 of frandsen/bowker/guzman

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions

I’d considerer it

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions

like Roger Federer

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McCC = McClain Chronicles
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 30, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Agreed! Teahen with a 290 avg, 763 OPS not too bad

by PiKAgiant on Jul 30, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions

I’f prefer we hold onto Schierholtz, Torres & Whiteside. Those other guys…or Lewis, Burris, Ishikawa, etc I’m fine trading

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

...Whiteside?

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 30, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

...Torres?

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

HE’S YUMMY, DAMMIT. KEEP HIM ON THE TEAM.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions

He’s playing the entire outfield tonight.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Lord knows he could!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Did you see who’s playing in left and right fields tonight? He may very well have to.

He’ll sleep well tonight.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions

consider this. better lineup depth

Winn, LF
Sanchez, 2B
Teahan, RF
Sandoval, 3B
Molina, C
Rowand, LF
Garko, 1B
Renteria, SS

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions

are you saying we can have two left fielders instead of one???

now thats a good lineup.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 30, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions

grr, Rowand to CF

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions

i like it if renteria is outta town

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 30, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Please stop rosterbating. You are going to go blind.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Then that’d mean we’d have to give up Lewis to them, or someone in the outfield

by PiKAgiant on Jul 30, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Dont really want

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions

well...

what if we played him at 3b and moved pablo to catcher?

I know, I know. Never gonna happen. But seriously, wouldn’t that make us a lot better, like right away?

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 30, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Fuck yes I would do it, but it wont happen

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes

which is why it won’t happen

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Heck yea that’d make us better, but yea no way that would happen… :(

by PiKAgiant on Jul 30, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

HALLADAY AND RIOS!!

/veruca

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions

meh, unless he’d be willing to move to short.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions

rofl

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Boiler

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions

does anyone else feel like punching a wall when they hear amy gutierrez’s voice?

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions

i feel like punching amy gutierrez when i hear amy gutierrez’s voice. does that count?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes

The 1st pitch is the best

by Tay on Jul 30, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions

/faceplant

by 49er16 on Jul 30, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Dodgers failing right now...

makes me really happy

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Jul 30, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions

It would be even better if the Rockies were also failing.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions

The Rockies stink as soon as they hit the road. They’re going to be ten games out in about a month. I actually think we’re better off with the Mets losing in terms of the wild card. We need them to fall way out before their injured players return.

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 30, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions

I know it’s the internet so I’m supposed to value numbers over team psychology, but they just don’t seem like the group of guys that’s really going to make a run to keep it interesting in Aug./Sept.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 30, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Sabes said a trade for a pitcher is unlikely

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions

prices tend to drop around 3pm Friday. We could still get lucky.

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 30, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Who'd be a target?

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions

I’ll take Garland.

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by rxmeister on Jul 30, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Wachu spose that would cost

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions

can’t imagine it’d be too bad.

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by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions

get in for washburn maybe?

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by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Mariners aren't selling are they?

they just made a trade with the Buccos

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions

A couple years ago, Matt Morris got traded for nothing!

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 30, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions

he said he doesnt like the pitchers available

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Fail

by 49er16 on Jul 30, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions

i had lopez on my fantasy team in 2002, the year he was ROY runner-up…. never really heard about him again. looking at his stats, he went to shit. anyone know much about him?

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions

Billy Sadler designated for assignment.

by 49er16 on Jul 30, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions

ishikawa in the of?

strange

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions

Travis in the OF!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 30, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions

wat

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Bochy said TI might find some time in the OF because of Garko, according to Amy

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 30, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Wouldnt it be easier to play the guy (Garko) who has actually played in the outfiled before?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Not to mention Ishi is the better first base defender

by Shoeless on Jul 30, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

lol bochy is such a fucking idiot

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions

/headdesk

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

does…not…compute…

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions

wut

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions

So Garko, the part time Outfielder would play 1st over the incumbent Gold Glove caliber 1st Baseman. OK.

by NuschlerFace on Jul 30, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m sure that when he thinks about it, he’ll reconsider. Probably just a thoughtless comment made to get Amy G off his back

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McCC = McClain Chronicles
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by Useful_Idiot on Jul 30, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Hey guys?

I like it when the Giants win. Do you?

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions

depends on your definition of win

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions

what a coincidence!

me too!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes?

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh yeah, fuck you Charlie Manuel

by 49er16 on Jul 30, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions

can we bring up Mad Bum for 2 quick starts? i dont want to bring him up to fast but i dont see anyone in fresno who can start.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 30, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions

no.

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions

pucetas? is joe martinez ready yet?

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by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions

joe is going to start if Sadowski fails tomorrow

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Jul 30, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

i saw he went 7 strong yesterday.

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by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

joe’s back already? i thought he was still on the DL?

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 30, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions

nope he’s good and has pitched well

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Jul 30, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions

He’s been pitching in the minor for what? about a month?

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions

YEAH JOEY

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions

6 starts.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 30, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions

im telling you, ramon ortiz will start a game for us this year…and the gods will scream

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions

NO!!

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Sabes says...

it ain’t happening this year

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Jul 30, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions

JFC

Martinez
Pucetas

And Bumgarner’s been pretty bad lately.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 30, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions

So we have no pitching prospects left?

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jul 30, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Bad might be a bit strong

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Bad for a prospect? Absolutely not.
Bad for someone who you want starting in the majors yesterday? Absolutely.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 30, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Fuck. No

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

NO

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

I Am

Max Muscle

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions

Max Power > Max Muscle

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions

max payne>max power>max muscle

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Max Power >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Max Payne
He doesn’t snuggle, you strap yourself in and feel the G’s!

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions

lulz linking not cool!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Admit it, it’s kinda cool

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

STEALING FROM CANADA!

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

BLAME CANADA!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions

SUCK IT, RUSSELL MARTIN!

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 30, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions

maximus decimus meridius>max payne>max power>max muscle

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 30, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions

max brenner > maximus decimus meridius>max payne>max power>max muscle

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions

MAXIMILIAN > MAXITHOUSAND

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Max Headroom

by NuschlerFace on Jul 30, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Mad Max

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Power Rangers > Max Power > Max Muscle

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by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Anyone know if Sanchez is available to PH?

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions

he wont be activated til saturday

Les Plack = more chicks
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by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions

>:( so fucking stupid

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Well, he is injured

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

I KNOW

That’s why the trade was so FUCKING IDIOTIC.

ARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHH. A guy on the wrong side of 30 who’s injured IS NOT WORTH A PROMISING PITCHER. Especially not when you’re paying his full salary

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions

RAGE

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions

AHHHHHHHHHHH

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions

I still don’t get the salary beef. It really shouldn’t effect anything the Giants are doing. They have plenty of money.

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions

It's Affect with an A

and no, they don’t. 18 mil to Zito, 9 mil to Rent a wreck, 12 to Rowand, 10(?) to Timmy, 8 to Sanchez. That’s a shitload of money on players who, besides tim, aren’t even good. They don’t have unlimited resources

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions

That’s about 60 million. There’s no reason this team can’t be around 100 if they need to.

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Maybe.

But it would sure be nice to have even more money to play with, which they should have been able to do. I can’t understand why they’d give up such a good pitching prospect for an injured player and not also get some salary relief.

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions

I don’t either but I’d still put that as the most agreeable contract of the bunch.

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions

True actually

I guess that’s a good point. He’s the only IF getting what he’s worth.

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Sabes: “Someone not terrible for 8 million!?!? A STEAL!”

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions

I get so angry sometimes when I look at other teams rosters an salaries and see how little those teams are paying for some really good lineups.

Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions

And how much we're paying for SHIT

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Exaclty

Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Dude can barely stand up.

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Jul 30, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Lulz

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions

I believe his leg was amputated.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 30, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions

He was born without knees

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Just take the knees from his moles.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions

His moles have been issued their own social security numbers.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Technically aren’t we all born without knees? Or kneecaps, anyways.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Free knee caps!

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions

he hasn't been activated yet

so no

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Is this the same Rodrigo Lopez that was on the O’s a few years back? I think he was pretty good one year.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions

he way, ROY runner up as i mentioned above. but i dunno what happened to him between then and now.

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Sorry, I Shift-A’d. Didn’t read anything above this.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Why is the period in your post a link to gameday?

Molina's gonna test his arm...

by Victorious Secret on Jul 30, 2009 7:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions

I use it as part of a split screen thing I use and I have to put a link somewhere in order to use it, so I try to hid it as best as possible so people won’t click it.

I have already tried the whole “do not click” thing, and people will usually click it.

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm confused

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions

I use a split screen on the same page of the thread/MLB Gameday. I don’t know of any other way to do it…

I post the link, select my SScreen, and on my right screen click the link. this way I dont’t have to go back and forth

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Ahhh very cool

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions

maximilian schell

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions

Wait, what are you guys saying about Ishikawa in the outfield!? I don’t see him in the lineup…

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions

they were showing travis taking reps in rf so he mite be used there with winn out

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions

TRY NOT TO SUCK TONIGHT GUYS!

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions

One question about Villalona

If he doesnt do well next year and we decide to not bring him up will he be proper trade bait?
He’s a third baseman/First baseman but we just got garko and pablo is, well pablo, so why not get some value for him if we have no where to put him.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 30, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions

Cool your jets

He is only 18. I don’t think we have to worry about Angel for a few years

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

he’s got a loooooooooooooong ways to go. i wouldn’t give up on him next year when is what, 19 years old?

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Jul 30, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

I don’t see Garko as a long-term solution. He’s a stopgap.

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by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Doesn’t sound like the Giants to give up on a 19 year old.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 30, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, he should be at least 20.

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Jul 30, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Garko should have 0 impact on what we do with Anvil

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions

Still not as big as Bochy’s head

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 30, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 30, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions

The Giants should sign Max Fightmaster and Rad Heroman to play SS and LF

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions

damnit

Dodgers take the lead

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Jul 30, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions

SHIT

LOLDGERS up 3-2

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions

plz no buzzkilling til the giants do it for us

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions

not good

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Cardinals FAIL

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Derek Holland is going nuts against the M’s. 8 ip. 1 hit. 0 bb. 10 k.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions

BUMGARNER 4 HOLLAND

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions

with the talk of the Rangers trying to get Halladay, I’d be asking for him if I were JP.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions

NO!!! i say trade his ass right now with noonan neal and posey for jermaine dye, Mark buerhle and A.J. pierzynski

DO IT NOW!!!

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 30, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions

your idea is sarcastic, but fills me with realistic angstyness

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Rox win. Fuck

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions

why would you EVER mention he who shall not be named?

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions

: ’ (

reply fail

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions

I'M IN!!!

by NuschlerFace on Jul 30, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions

That ad is hilarious. It’s like they’re saying, we didn’t expect to contend and you didn’t expect us to contend but now that we are please come back.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 30, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions

I’ve only seen a small part of that commercial…without the sound. I was hoping it was going to be / start some epic We Believe type thing. Apparently it is not so good.

VOTE SANDOVAL
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 30, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions

that's weird

Apparently barnes has already started for one of cleveland’s minor league teams. 5 innings, 3 runs.

VOTE SANDOVAL
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 30, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions

did you guys just see the wc standings? holy shit that’s close.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions

LAST CHANCE TO GET YOUR PANDA PACK!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions

I like the new

HOLY SHIT WE ARE ACTUALLY IN THIS advertising campaign

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 30, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions

Better to get it out before this series and our 500 game road trip coming up.

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Jul 30, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions

lolz

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions

finally baseball is starting

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions

what were they calling it on knbr as i was driving to the game yesterday?…oh yes, CARD FEVER

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions

Makes it sound like we love Poo Holes.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jul 30, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions

The morning show was calling it “wild card awareness” month.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Not even first pitch

And already 300 some comments… you guys are on fire tonight. And I am way to lazy to read them all.

/shift a

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

ill paraphrase what you missed…

“sanchez for alderson”

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Total posts today

probably over 2K. Lotta talk about f dot

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions

I had to give up on all the Sanchez threads. Made my eyeballs hurt.

Who can summarize them all in two sentences or less?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions

SABEAN SUX

by kimmyg on Jul 30, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions

PROBABLY TOO MUCH TO PAY

BUT ITD B OK IF WE MAKE TEH PLAYOFFS

/ didn’t read any of them.

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions

anybody got that link to the Baggs column? That’d about sum it up. (It’s in the FanShots.)

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions

shift a is a very important and useful tool these days

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions

I get more satisfaction by holding down the z button

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jul 30, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions

For some reason I cannot do that w/ Firefox…

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

LOLUTFIELD

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 30, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

7 homers combined

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Velez in right?

I actually just shivered.

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by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

IKR

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions

Wow I love mlb.tv

I get to watch CARD FAIL and the giants at the same time. awesome.

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions

I want good Jonathon

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions

good start!

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 30, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions

the lord giveth and the lord taketh

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions

FINISH HIM!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions

STFD? Right?

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 30, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions

SUCK IT ROLLINS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions

STFD!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions

LOLins

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions

diiiirty

by furikawari on Jul 30, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions

Heyo!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jul 30, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions

Sexy curve. STFD

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Jul 30, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions

Gametime Beer

Old Dominon’s Ale

http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/402/1388

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Jul 30, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions

1554 Courtesy of New Belgium Brewing Co.

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Sounds good. I’ll add it to my list of must-try beers.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Fuck beer

rum for me.

BTW, OT but I’m still not taking it for granted that I can walk into a liquor store and legally buy alcohol some 6 months after I turned 21. Anyone else experience this?

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Blue Moon

the choice of racist cops everywhere.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions

SIT DOWN J-ROLL

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 30, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions

SIT PLEASE

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 30, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions

STFD Phillie

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions

STFD, ROLLINS BAND!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions

dirtied!

by FPTV on Jul 30, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions

you’ve been dirtied!

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions

THIS

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions

STFD & STFU

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions

STFD ROLLOLINS

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions

um

the first two were strikes as well

by sweetjuxtapose on Jul 30, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions

138 more runs than us for Philly

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions

My 7 year old happily repeated this to me. I locked her in the closet.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions

throw strikes, please

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions

Food talk

I’m trying a new recipe – shrimp & corn pie (not really a pie).

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions

Whole Foods frozen pepperoni pizza, too lazy to make a real meal tonight

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 30, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions

+1

KASHI FTW

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Chicken sausage and walnut pesto lasagna (from a frozen pack). Too lazy to do real cooking.

Oh, and wine. Of course.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions

TACO BELLLLLLL

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh, and also, sourdough bread. Semifreddi’s sour batard.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions

96 on the gun

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jul 30, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions

GAH

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions

crap

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions

He’s baaaaaaaaaack!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jul 30, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions

NO

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions

Walking Phillies

BAD FUCKING IDEA

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions

Where did he miss on those first two pitches?

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Jul 30, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions

with you on that

by sweetjuxtapose on Jul 30, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions

YES

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Strikes, Johnny

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 30, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions

Ankiel ties the game for the Cards

3-3

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 30, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions

I LOVE ANKIEL

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions

He doesn't walk anyone with Eli behind the plate

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions

FINISH HIM

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

STFD!

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 30, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

gettin’ a taste

by furikawari on Jul 30, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Awesome

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Jul 30, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Looks like Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo is sleeping on his upper lip

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions

STFD LOL STAR

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

STFD ALLSTAR

by ryanmiles on Jul 30, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

STFD!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

weird to think that Jason Werth would be the cleanup hitter for us.

by sweetjuxtapose on Jul 30, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

no, it’d still be molina

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 30, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions

He's getting the low strike today.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

STFD

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

Werth

Last time I checked he led the league in total pitches seen.

Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

STFD, WERTHLESS

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

OXANA BY-YOU

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

HE JUST STRUCK OUT ANOTHER ALL-STAR

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 30, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

STFD

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

beauty

by sweetjuxtapose on Jul 30, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions

98 MPH

good velocity tonight

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions

Dont hang a slider please

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions

SUCK IT JAYSON

AND WHATS WITH THE Y IN YOUR NAME. THATS RETARDED

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions

that was a strike

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions

where’d that miss?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions

missed in the strike zone.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions

um, where?

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions

was that?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Eh

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

GOD DAMN IT VELEZ

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

98

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jul 30, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

LOL ZORAK

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

OMG VELEZ

by kimmyg on Jul 30, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

I miss Nate.

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 30, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

fucking VELEZ FUCK

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

LOLEZ....

by furikawari on Jul 30, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

GAH FAILEZ STRIKES EARLY!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 30, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

FAILEZ DAMN YOU

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 30, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

Oh Velez

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

LOLVELEZ

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"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 30, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

god fucking damn velez

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

Velez in right. um.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

YIKES

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

ouch

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

BORK BORK BORK

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

Oh my lord.

FAILez

by Uncle Russel on Jul 30, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

Yay! Velez fucked up his first chance in the outfield, leading to a run scored!!!

Dumbass motherfucker.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

PUCK VELEZ

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Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

This defense is going to be brutal tonight

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

Thanks Velez

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by LiquidPolio on Jul 30, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

well

great move there with the lineup. You know, with the second baseman. You know, putting a second baseman in right field.

by sweetjuxtapose on Jul 30, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

he's not even a second baseman..

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

LOL Game, WTG

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

Don’t defend him, Kruk!

by kimmyg on Jul 30, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

because there was that throw too!

by sweetjuxtapose on Jul 30, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

that was LOL awful

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

What the hell are you doing Velez?

Why does goddamn melonhead him have in RF?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions

no Rowand. No Winn. No Nate. No Bowker.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Put Garko out there

and put TI at first.

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

I'd rather see Lewis in RF than Velez

Shit, I’d rather see Garko. Velez is the worst defensive player I’ve seen since Jack Cust.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Put Garko in OF, Ishi at 1B.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

HAHAHAH IN YOUR FACE

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

oh, right.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

he just flat out whiffed on that

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions

Im sure theres a reason he's in RF

but it isn’t a good one.

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions

That should be an error on Velez

My boy doesn’t deserve the blame for that idiot.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions

Here’s where Johnny loses his marbles.

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions

Yep

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

This

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Tomko style

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 30, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

It was so clever to start Velez in right. As Bochy suspected, he has taken to it as a duck takes to water.

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 30, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions

Kruk making excuses for Velez. Wow

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions

Kruk: Well, you see, Velez is quite stupid.

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 30, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Kruk knows this.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

I thought lefties couldn’t hit lefties?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 30, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions

shocker

by Crusher on Jul 30, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions

Failez Caromez

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions

This game will not go well...

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions

This ~~game~~ series will not go well…

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 30, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Can someone remind me why, a couple of Septembers ago, I was excited about seeing Velez play?

Bleeding orange and black since 1987

by TehGreekStallion on Jul 30, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions

Speed and pop i guess?

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Drinking problem?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

where’s the failez pic?

by TimLincecumIsGod on Jul 30, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions

What exactly did Velez do?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 30, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions

played a ball off the wall terribly and let the run score

by TimLincecumIsGod on Jul 30, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Tried to play the ball off the carom, had it dribble past him, made a lame throw.

General fuck-uperry.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Failed to properly locate where the ball was going off a carom.

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Jul 30, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Misplayed a ball off the wall

and it was an easy play. Then threw it into first base dugout

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

hmmm

1. bad angle on liner off the wall
2. lets ball go between legs, or something
3. throws ball into the ground a la Manny

by sweetjuxtapose on Jul 30, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

GAHAGAHAHAGA

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions

Oh, good. Another walk.

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions

2 BB… Great

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions

At least it will be over early

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions

getting squeezed pretty hard, says gameday

by furikawari on Jul 30, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions

But a lot of pitches up as well.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 30, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

twss?

I'm pretty much a professional lurk.

by BasqueDuck on Jul 30, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Please Phills kindly do not hit any fly balls to LF or RF. Tyvm.

Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions

WOW

This game is really poorly attended? Why do you think?

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions

LOL I wouldn't go

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

as my dad would say

“I got the best seats in the house right here in front of the TV in my chair”

by PiKAgiant on Jul 30, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Freddy isn't playing.

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Jul 30, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions

You know, I went to a local game that I will not mention, but there was tons of empty seats… A whole section was empty. But it was an afternoon game and it was really hot.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Why would you put in inexperienced outfielder in right against a lefty heavy lineup?

by Crusher on Jul 30, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions

BORK

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

the bench?

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

nobody else to play there

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Untrue.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions

who? no bowker, winn isn’t available, rowand is hurt

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions

See above. Garko in OF, Ishi at 1B.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions

how can we say Garko would be better out there than velez?

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Dude, my kid’s hamster would be better than Velez.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

lol

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jul 30, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

BUT IS HE A GAMER?

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

She has SPEED!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Also, comfortable with grit.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 30, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions

winn?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Greasy

Bocock

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 30, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions

he is out for “personal issues”

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions

His father in law just died

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Came to the game late because of a family emergency

by kimmyg on Jul 30, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Because your Bruce Bochy and it’s what comes naturally

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Do you think Bochy is really capable of thought?

have you seen the lineup? Our best OBP hitter (Pablo exempted) batting 6th, the 2 scrubs leading off (Torres + Velez).

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions

but they fast

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 30, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Because Fred would still be chasing that ball

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Alright JS lets get out of this one

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions

FINISH HIM!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions

JONATHAN!!!!

FINISH HIM!!!!!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions

PUT FREDDIE’S MOLES IN RF!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions

Miller seems to think Velez is playing Howard ridiculously shallow. Yes/no?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

MEH

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

S T F D

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

whew

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

STFD!!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

Good breaking ball

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

GOT HIM!!!

by Crusher on Jul 30, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

STFD

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

Strikes out the side. Eh.

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

STFD, FRAN

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

I really have a hatred for Velez

He seems like the kind of useless scampy type who an idiot like Melonhead would fall in love with.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

STFD

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

"I guess he gets the strike out the side for that"

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

All this tells me is that tomorrow will be REALLY bad

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

Bochy must be really confused right now. All three lefties reached while the the three righties struck out.

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"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 30, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

He should just always do that.

by WilliamVanLaunchingpad on Jul 30, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

Well that could have been alot worse

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions

Nice job jon

Bochy, you fucking suck at managing baseball

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions

This is why earned runs have issues.

That should be on Velez; just because he ran around like a headless chicken does not in fact mean he did not make an error.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions

27 pitches thrown

ouchie

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions

lol

Joe Morgan swing trainer

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions

Comes with a free autographed baseball!

by kimmyg on Jul 30, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

lol

Joe Morgan ~~swing trainer~~

by furikawari on Jul 30, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

JOE MORGAN SWING TRAINER

no wait. I thought it was gonna be a joke, at first.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions

Me too

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 30, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

/orders Joe Morgan swing trainer

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions

joe morgan swing trainer

AKA a tee.

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions

LOL

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Bunting Practice!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Is it just me or does that joe morgans swing trainer look extremely useful?

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 30, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions

Fred McGriff will not be pleased that Joe Morgan looks better in generic colored uniform.

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Jul 30, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions

Velez in right, Lewis in left

What could possibly go wrong!

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 30, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Giants score this inning.

by atxgiantsfan on Jul 30, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions

atxgiantfan WAS RIGHT!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Sanchez debut?

anyone know the status?

by Crusher on Jul 30, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions

60-Day DL

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 30, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions

No knees

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Amy G mentioned Saturday, but then again, it’s Amy G.

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 30, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions

but in Febtober

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Exploding moles.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions

if he was wearing blue it woulda been fred mcgriff

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions

LOLDGERS

get doubled up in 8th

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions

GROUND ATTACK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions

TORRRRRRRRRRRESSSSSSSS

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions

YEAH TORRES

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions

Great fucking bunt

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions

GROUND ATTACK

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions

Wheels!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions

ANDRES THE GIANT

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions

YUMMY BUNT!

That’s my guy.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions

i don't loath torres

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 30, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions

Niiiiice

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions

GREAT bunt!!!

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions

SMALLBALL

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 30, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions

GROUND ATTACK!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions

There is no such thing as "small ball" with the Giants.

Only ground attacks.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions

YAEY GROUND ATTACK THEN

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions

TORRES HAS BEEN USING JOE MORGAN SWING TRAINER

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions

for bunting practice

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Just a quick comment from the other threads from a Pittsburgh fan perspective: Giants fans here are really upset with trading a future #4 pitcher at best with declining stuff for an All-Star, should be Gold Glove 2nd baseman (who can play 3B and SS as well)?

Freddy Sanchez’s .300 bat makes you guys the favorites to win the WS, IMHO. Great player for you, terrible trade for us poor Buccos. It’s just another salary dump from the cheapest owners in sports.

Jon Sanchez the pitcher would have been a lot more fair return.

Let’s go Buccos and Freddy/Jack.

by Pirates4Life on Jul 30, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions

orly?

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Freddy Sanchez’s .300 bat makes you guys the favorites to win the WS, IMHO

Yikes

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions

and he knows a winner when he sees one

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions

bwahahahha

winner

by sweetjuxtapose on Jul 30, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions

I’ve seen winning football and hockey. You don’t trade Ben Roethlisberger or Evgeni Malkin or Mario Lemieux in his prime for a bag of jellybeans and expect championships.

by Pirates4Life on Jul 30, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions

One of these is not like the others.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 30, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

LOL Sanchez= Malkin.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Condolences though, it must be tough to root for a team that dumps it’s players. Man, they go on a road trip and they get rid of everybody!

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh, boy! I love WS wins!

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 30, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Batting average means squat

But we apprecviate you trying to talk us down from the ledge

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions

SHRUG

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Giants fans overreacted to the trade

But this is also wrong.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 30, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions

It’s Ryan Vogelsong for Jason Schmidt all over again. The experts said Vogelsong was a back-end starter, as well…

by Pirates4Life on Jul 30, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions

No

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Perspective: I don’t think Vogelsong was even one of our Top 10 prospects at the time (though I could be wrong), and our minor league system was awful at the time. Alderson was a top 100 MLB prospect on most lists.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions

And I say this as a Giants fan: if you think we’re the favorites to win the freaking World Series, either you don’t know much about the team or you’re nuts. Anything can happen if you make it into the postseason, but FAVORITES!? That’s just silly talk.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions

yeah. no one here comes close to believing that.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions

That was so ridiculous, I didn’t even read WS as World Series, I read it as Wild Card.
Reading fail.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions

number 45 on BA’s preseason list.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Yup

Last year, he was the best pitcher in the California League – despite being the youngest pitcher in the whole damn league.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions

But they say his stuff is down from last year. Why do you think he was traded to Pittsburgh (and owner Bob Nutting)?

How can they say he has average #4 or 5 starter stuff and still put him in the top 100 prospects? Only one can be true, and the “experts” seem to be contradicting them selves.

by Pirates4Life on Jul 30, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Because the top 100 isn’t only about upside. Alderson is considered a pretty safe bet to be a decent MLB pitcher.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 30, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions

For the same reason Sabean traded Nathan, Liriano, and Bonser for Pierzynski: he overrates veterans

Even Keith Law, who as you mentioned is down on Alderson, recently said he’d put Alderson in his top 100.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, but who’s judgement is better when it comes to young pitching?

The team that drafted Lincecum, Cain, and Bumgarner in the first round, or the team that drafted Bullington, Lincoln, Moskos, Van Benschoten, Bradley, Burnett, Herrera, etc.?

If the Giants think he is on the decline, their judgment seems a whole lot better than whoever the Pirates have hired, eh?

by Pirates4Life on Jul 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions

This is like reverse trolling

it’s kind of weird.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions

LOL

NO, YOUR TEAM IS BETTER

by ryanmiles on Jul 30, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

NUH UH YOUR TEAM TOTALLY GOT THE BETTER END OF THE DEAL

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions

He’d be the bees knees if he had any left.

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Jul 30, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions

this is the opposite of us loving the guy we gave up

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Lol at a 19 year old having declining stuff.

oh wow, I just read the rest of your post. Good stuff.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jul 30, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Keith Law of ESPN said he had declining stuff this year.

by Pirates4Life on Jul 30, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

heck

yeah

by sweetjuxtapose on Jul 30, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions

SPEED

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 30, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions

/runs groundattack.exe

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions

I really like torres

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions

I don't

Because Bochy keeps leading him off, when he may be the worst hitter on the team (yes, even on this team).

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions

also, I've seen him flail at so many breaking balls

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Lol didn

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions

*didnt say it made any sesne

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions

He’s a good 4th OF.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions

st. louis just tied it up!

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions

That was awhile ago..

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions

steal

home

by sweetjuxtapose on Jul 30, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions

INITIATE GROUND ATTACK!!!!!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions

eugenio velez swing trainer?

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions

STEAL THAT SHIT

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions

proof joe morgan knows shit about baseball

http://joemorganswingtrainer.com/

by mikejlaz on Jul 30, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions

will it make me more consistet?

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions

He wants $150 for that?!

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions

I have that one! He said Shawn Estes would be a great pitcher.

:(

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions

ricky henderson effect!

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions

needs new helmet

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions

haha yes

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m glad you all work so hard on this stuff.

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions

just getting here.

1.Torres
2. Velez

didn’t know the fresno grizzlies were on tv tonight.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions

yeah, its fresno vs philly

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions

stop encouraging him to swing out of the zone, kuip

by furikawari on Jul 30, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions

Torres w/ no CS this year

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions

Still purrfect

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions

WHEELZ

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions

TORRES

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions

that was close...

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

WHEELS!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

Whew

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

whew

he looked out

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

yaaaaaaaay torres

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

He was out

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

definitely out

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Speedy McSpeederson

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

TORRES IS THE BEST OF ALL

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

phew! he was out

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

out

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

LULZ He was out

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

safe

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

yup definitely out

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

out for surrrre

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

yeah

he was gone

by sweetjuxtapose on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

out by a mile....

payback calls finally

by furikawari on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

OH GOD DAMN IT

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

damn velez!

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

Umps have been blowing a bunch of calls in our favor recently, it seems.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

oooh, so close

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

and yet he was safe too

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

He was out by a while

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

man, what're with these umps lately?

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

You mean like all the other pro officials in every other pro sport?

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions

For the 140th consecutive year, the umpiring is worse than the year before.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions

human?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions

velez is swinging like Happy Gilmore out there

by sweetjuxtapose on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

and it’s working

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions

OHHH YEAH

by furikawari on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

LOLSTAR

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

this works

by sweetjuxtapose on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions

LOLOLOL WERTH

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

HAHAHAHAHA

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

LOL STAR

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

ALL STAR OUTFIELDER

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

ALL STAR MY ASS!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

LOL Werth!

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

PHILOLIES!!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

EUGENIO VELEZ SWING TRAINER!

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

LOL ALL STAR

by ryanmiles on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

LOLPHILLIES YESSSSS

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

LOLOLLLOLOLO FUCK YOU JAYSON

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

YES

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

hahahahahahahahahahahahaah

love it!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

LOL PHILLIES

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

werth= velez

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

who is this person and what have you done with velez?

by Crusher on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

LOLWERTH

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

LULZ!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

NEVER MIND I LOVE VELEZ

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

You will probably retract this statement soon

by kimmyg on Jul 30, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Haha.

by shark94112 on Jul 30, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions

SPEEDY MCFUCK TO THE RESCUE!

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

NEEDS MORE UP

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 30, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions

EUGENIO MAGIC

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

FBAL!!!!

LOL WERTHLESS!!!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

Leadoff OBP: .333 Cleanup OBP: .273

: ’ – (

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

ALL STAR FIELDING AT ITS FINEST

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

This needs to be said

Velez’s swing looks damn good right now

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

+109

?

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions

i’m telling you: Happy. Gilmore.

by sweetjuxtapose on Jul 30, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Way to make up for your Failez, Velez

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

Quick, how many all star insults can we make in 30 seconds?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

109

by furikawari on Jul 30, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Lol...

Contest of shitty RFs

by CaliforniaBone on Jul 30, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions

Pretty sure the Giants would still win.

Bleeding orange and black since 1987

by TehGreekStallion on Jul 30, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions

PHILOLS

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions

WHEELZ

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions

Cool

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions

I hate MLB.TV delay, you guys ruin everything

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions

try watching in standard def

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Thank You sir

much appreciated

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions

oh

man, i hope we score this inning.

by sweetjuxtapose on Jul 30, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions

But how are you enjoying the new TWITTER feed in MLB.tv??

Apparently, twitter is something I need to have access to in every moment of my life

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 30, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

SHOULD BE ALL STAR BRINGING IN RUNZ

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions

RBI!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions

PhiLOLies

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions

i hate the phillies. i hope they embarass themselves some more.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions

PANDA SAC FLY!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions

RBI 4 Panda!

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions

omg we scored runs? miracle

by californianotter on Jul 30, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions

Productive Panda

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 30, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions

PRODUCTIVE PANDA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions

OK

ok

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions

I'm developing intense, irrational man love for Velez

his fielding cock-up aside, he’s hitting REALLY well lately.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions

The Enigma

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Don't get too attached

I have a feeling he’s going to drown in a bowl of soup one day.

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 30, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

He doesn't look that bad

in left field ONLY

by Shoeless on Jul 30, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

That'll play

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions

Need to keep it going … I get the feeling those Phils will be all over the bases all night long.

by Shoeless on Jul 30, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions

Werth gets an error, Velez doesn’t?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions

Pretty lulzy

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions

home cookin

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

PANDA!

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions

Now Bengie gets a chance to make a free out

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions

Werth with an error

Panda with an RBI.

I think we all know what that means

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions

Werth

0-1, K , E

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Suck It, Shane Victorino

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Suck it Cahrlie Manuel?

by deuce deuce on Jul 30, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m sure Bengie will get on base

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions

i die a little inside every time he’s our cleanup hitter

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m sure pigs will fly. a lot.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

KNEW IT!

/not really

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions

too bad sanchez will takeover for Velez soon

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions

Not really.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

This is a good thing

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

can’t we keep getting the hits though?

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions

velez will stay in till he cools off won’t he?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Fred might be done if Velez keeps this up. Unless Sabean send Nate down..

Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions

guzman can still be sent down right?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Schierholtz can’t be sent down. He’s out of options.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

i'm in

by Crusher on Jul 30, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions

Lets go Giants!!!!

by shark94112 on Jul 30, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions

Score;

Panda:1
Werth: -1

Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions

WORK DAT COUNT BENJI

by atxgiantsfan on Jul 30, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions

HEY MONEY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions

WHAT

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions

Money!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

hey money!

by furikawari on Jul 30, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

RODRIGO LOLPEZ

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

DOES NOT COMPUTE

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

Killer Kowalski balldudes.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

/raises .obp to .275...

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

Bengie singles

by CaliforniaBone on Jul 30, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

I can haz offense?

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

What the fuck is going on here?

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

Good AB, Beng

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

Pitcher is getting smoked

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 30, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

GARKY GARK AND THE FUNKY BUNCH

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

What the hell is going on?!

If Velez is still at 3rd that is a line drive out to Rollins

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

LOL Ibanez’s hustle on Benji single.

by sweetjuxtapose on Jul 30, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

I can’t wait for him to misplay one…

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

719 comments in the 1st inning!

LOL – I like this Velez

by OTTOMATIC on Jul 30, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

nice to see the offense energized again after that road trip of the living dead

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

Garko w/ the high socks

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

Hahahaha

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

HEY MONEY

BILLY MAYS HERE, FOR GARKING THE BALL.
PLEASE GARK THE BALL.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

too soon

but i still lol’d

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Money!

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions

now that's a cleanup single if i ever saw one

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions

Lets go Garko!

by shark94112 on Jul 30, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions

gark the shark!

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions

/shift-a’s

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions

Aw

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions

bah

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions

Yo! Dirty money, good money, yo it’s all money-money!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions

That was a weird hit

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions

BAD LUCK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions

unlucky

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions

nm

gark the snark…boo

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions

Garko has shit luck so far

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions

Contact is good

He’ll make hits eventully

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions

I like Garko's approach

in that he doesn’t swing at everything

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

give it time

Lansford will fix that

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

2 weeks you think?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions

That was weird

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions

curse of the bah-bihp

by furikawari on Jul 30, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions

1-8

by Crusher on Jul 30, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions

GO FLEW

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions

You are one unlucky mofo, Garko

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 30, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions

Get that ball wet, F dot Lew.

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 30, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions

TWSS?

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

good take

by Crusher on Jul 30, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions

damn we'll need a fresh thread by mid inning

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions

LOLEWIS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions

Ah well.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions

run harder Fred

you coulda made it!

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions

He ran hard

that’s why it was close

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions

later

but not right outta the box

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Cmon

a grounder to 2nd. you’re gonna be out

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Fred invented cancer.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 30, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions

WURSE THEN HITLUR

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions

He is working on making it airborn

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions

Ahh nice to see the Giants offense is back

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions

groundouts

it’s what we do

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions

AND WE DO IT WELL

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions

i like to switch to spongebob between innings

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA??

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions

i dont know, i switched back to the game

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions

THAT'S RIGHT!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions

ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions

HE LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 30, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions

HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions

SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions

You know, I really like this show. It makes me laugh

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Cards w/ runner on 3rd in the 8th, 1 out

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions

holl-errrrrrrrrrrr

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Petro Fleas

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions

SUCK IT FELOLIZ

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions

Hey, it’s Pedro

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"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 30, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions

We are all Pedro Feliz.

Or something.

Except for me.

I’m not.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions

You are Ms. Feliz

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions

sit, Fleas

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions

Defense Fu

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions

FELOLIZ

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions

sandoval cant field third…pssssht

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions

“He’s always hit well against the Giants.” – Kruk

Especially when he was with the Giants…

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions

he’s been killing the Giants for years.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions

This

by Shoeless on Jul 30, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions

this ump is squeezing Sanchez

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions

LIKE HE’S CHARMIN!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions

perv

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions

someone get sanchez a joe morgan pitching trainer

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions

remember when feliz was the best fielding 3B in MLB?!

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions

I still don’t understand how dirty didn’t walk a single hitter during his no-no

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions

Pitchers don’t tend to issue walks while they throw no-nos. Scientific fact.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jul 30, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions

Um

Actually they do.

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 30, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions

LOLUDWICK Ks. FUCK

Poo holes up

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions

renteria actually threw the ball all the way to first…on the fly!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions

/tivo’d for future proof

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions

STFD

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions

ludwick K with man on third and one out.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions

Have a SEAT

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions

STFD!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions

lol?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions

kruk – “he just missed it”

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions

…by about a YARD.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Ha

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions

ok sanchez

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions

lolpez

by sliderinthedirt on Jul 30, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions

STFD. LOLPEZ

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

LOLPEZ

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 30, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

STFD

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

There ya go Sanchez!

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

I WILL NOT WATCH “THE GETAWAY”

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

Steve Zahn…leading actor?

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

Like Bengie hitting clean up?

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions

I nominate the Joe Morgan hitting trainer

as a new McC meme.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 30, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

seconded

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions

It worked for Eugenio Velez, and it can work for you!

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions

the velez/ werth all star fielding trainer

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions

LOL JMHT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions

You can’t just nominate it. It just becomes one.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions

lolpez needs joe morgans help ASAP

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 30, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

Giants do not score this inning.

by atxgiantsfan on Jul 30, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions

dodgers issuing 2 IBB’s

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions

I'll tell you what's real, Brian!

AMY’S RACK!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions

But is it spectacular?

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 30, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions

They’re real, and they’re spectacular.

by Amy G's Rack on Jul 30, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions

YAY!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Come on Lars. We ALL know this is you

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Nope. Not me. Honest!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Ain’t buying it AGsR

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions

I don’t have any sock puppet accounts. Although I considered starting a Freddie Achy Knee today.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Lars’ rack is not spectacular.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions

This is true

I don’t have moobs.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions

mewbs

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Don’t sell yourself short… they might be small, but they’re perfectly formed.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 30, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Thanks!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions

confirmation.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions

…….

by shark94112 on Jul 30, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Amy G

/punches own face

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions

dodgers just IBB pujols and holliday to load the bases and fack ankiel

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions

Last time 2 Giants were ibb back to back? Kent and Bonds?

Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions

they’re gonna fack ankiel? hasn’t the poor kid suffered enough?

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions

it worked. he wiffed on 3 pitches

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions

jmht?

better or worse than carrie fisher ads?

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions

It needs to be comically overplayed to be on that level

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Travis in RF?

wow

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions

Ishi in the OF?!?

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions

couldn’t be worse than Velez, right?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions

i was thinking about this yesterday. lots of first baseman can play outfield a little.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions

McCovey!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Amy G reporting

being an MLB player is hard!

by kimmyg on Jul 30, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions

Edgar is like heroin

but without any of the high points

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 30, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions

“Travis Ishikawa has good hands. You can put them anywhere”

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 30, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions

TWSS

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions

TWMIS

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 30, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions

whoever said that was high

by nataku on Jul 30, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions

TWSS

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions

actually

it was" him anywhere"

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions

TWIS

Wait what

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Faileria

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions

anyone else scared of ishi in the outfield?

more so than fast black abraham lincoln, even?

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by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions

right field is now renamed DISTRICT ISHI

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions

UGH

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions

LOLRIBE!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions

SLOW

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions

Ankiel strikes out with them loaded

by Crusher on Jul 30, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions

This inning blows

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions

now convening the first official meeting of the Renteria Sucks Club

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jul 30, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions

First and Last order of business: Edgar Sucks

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions

/puts on ben franklin wig

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions

/puts on Wayne Franklin wig

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions

/puts on Franklin Bluth wig

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions

I think we’re going to need more chairs.

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 30, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions

featuring special guest juan uribe..?

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jul 30, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Present.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Middle Infielder

Fail.

by CaliforniaBone on Jul 30, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions

Part of me wants to see an outfield of

RF: Ishi
CF: Velez
LF: Lewis

I need a good laugh

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 30, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions

I’d like to see that happen when the Giants are up 30-1.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions

31-1

maybe.

I'm pretty much a professional lurk.

by BasqueDuck on Jul 30, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Unless Timmy's pitching

Then only 21 – 1

by Shoeless on Jul 30, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions

LOLPEZ

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions

LOLPEZ

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions

LOL LOPEZ

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions

Sanchez=Anti-Molina

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 30, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions

wtf?

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions

LOLPEZ

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions

Lets go Dre

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

WOW

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

walking sanchez is a hilarious pitching fail

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

Wow

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

Maybe kruk…because BP is not a good indicator of in game hitting ability.

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

LOLPEZ

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

Sanchez plate discipline >> Giants hitters plate discipline

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

I remember when Bocock seemingly would try to walk every time up when his bat was full of fail

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions

This game is an alternate reality

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

FAIL

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

Dirty walked?

wait, what?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

on four pitches!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions

LOLRRES

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

they look cold

by Crusher on Jul 30, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions

Amy?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Those guys stroke fast

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions

TWSS

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Too obvious.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Needs more subtly

Bocock whipped his stick and stroked it into the hole.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

go on …

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Intentional setup!

boooooooo

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Sanchez

38 pitches, 4 Ks

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions

the first inning was rough

2nd inning was only 9 pitches I think.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions

OT

Anyone watching the X-Games at all?

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions

I prefer real sports

I kid! doing flips with motorcycles is definitely a sport

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 30, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions

of course

but i prefer the winter-x.

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

I used to

not anymore. It annoys me

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Hey guys. I heard we got a new 2B. When’s he going to play?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 30, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions

Mole detonation

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions

As soon as they find a knee donor.

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Quiz: I take Caltrain so I can

A. Juggle
B. Rubix Cube
C. Hang out with Lou Seal
D. Get hammered

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions

D

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions

E. all of the above?

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions

For me, C would be the best answer.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions

I’d like to get hammered with Lou Seal, but he’s never on the train.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

attempt to take out a 12 pack on the bullet

by jobrien9 on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Been there, done that

Screamed at children.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 30, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions

yea you gotta let them know they need to get off YOUR train

by jobrien9 on Jul 30, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions

One little fucker kept staring at me…he had it coming.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 30, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions

But did you choose option F?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions

I did not

And I am glad, in retrospect. A large, grown man, belligerently drunk, screaming at children while touching himself…Yeah, I’d be posting from a correctional facility.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 30, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Sounds like a Saturday night to me.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions

obviously C

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

F

Touch yourself in front of small children

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

I guess we’ve taken the same train before.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions

i have that mccovey card

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions

I love me some McCovey

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions

No new thread?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions

think that the mods are awol

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh no.

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions

So I named my fantasy team The Dirty Sanchezes on the night that Jonathan threw the no-no. Now we have two Sanchezes. Do I change the name to reflect the new Sanchez?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions

=D

GoldSilverBraunze this year
BraunsBeforeBrains last year

by SeeingStars on Jul 30, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions

We were Hug Harold Reynolds in 2006
HHR II: Hug Harder in 2007
Live Free or Hug Hard in 2008
Hug Tha Police/The HHR Network in 2009 (two name changes before the current name)

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions

The Dirty Sanchezeses

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by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Whut?

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions

Man

Miller just mentioned the Willie McCovey had his MLB debut against HOFer Robin Roberts – and went 4-4 with 2 triples. He was pretty good!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions

More hurt outfielders

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions

ah @#$% wtf

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions

Fyi, if Torres is injured, move Fred to CF

Put Garko in LF, put Ishikawa at 1b.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions

fred to cf sounds like a disaster

by californianotter on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh well fuck what happened to Torres?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions

Hamstring or cramp, maybe?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions

:(

Well it just got a lot classier.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Torres is hurt :(

HERE COMES ISHI!!!!!!?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions

Well, here’s the outfield you asked for

by Shoeless on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions

Awesome, we need more injured outfielders

by ryanmiles on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions

From personal experience, hamstring injuries are a big fucking deal

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions

they last and last.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 30, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions

LEWIS IN CENTER? VELEZ IN LEFT? ISHI IN RIGHT?

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions

Oh no, Andres is hurt. That nightmare OF scenario might come t rue

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions

RANDY!

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions

TORRES! OH NOES!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions

if jon is dirty, then freddy is clean?

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions

classy time

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions

Winn is here?

That’s an improvement. Poor guy.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions

I like torres in CF better

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions

+1

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions

can we have torres play cf and sanchez bat for him?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Classy.

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions

Classy

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 30, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions

why wasnt winn in to begin with?

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions

Father in law died

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions

yeah i know

but i thought he wasn’t even available

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Nah

he was there, just was expecting the night off

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions

he just got to the yard really late.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions

WTG Winn

he’s not really wanting to do this I’m sure.

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions

Classy Sub

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 30, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions

wait, i thought Classyman was attending the reading of a will or something….

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jul 30, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions

Replay looks like a hamstring

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions

why not winn to right?

by Crusher on Jul 30, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions

who would play cf

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions

velez!!

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions

bring back bowker!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions

BOWKERMANIA

it starts again

by californianotter on Jul 30, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions

but we might have to drop all-important vet Rich Aurilia is we did that!

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions

jimmy eat rollins

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions

See? You never can have enough center fielders. SABEAN WAS RIGHT!!

by sunnyd100 on Jul 30, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions

hahahaha

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions

oh no Richie just hit a homer for the Grizzlies

That means he’ll be back up soon

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions

How did his toe look when he ran around the bases? :P

by sunnyd100 on Jul 30, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions

why didn’t somebody run out and trip him?

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions

FINISH HIM!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions

“Nah.”

by ryanmiles on Jul 30, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions

This is why it’s probably not a good idea to leave Rowand off the DL when he hasn’t been able to start for almost 2 weeks already.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions

LOLGIANTS

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 30, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions

but he's a gritty gamer!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Has he had an ab?

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions

yes

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions

A few pinch hits.

But at this point we’re an inch away from Travis Ishikawa, Right Fielder.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Great.

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions

FUCKING 0-2 HITS!!!!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 30, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions

Velez in RF

looks like a disaster. He has no clue out there.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions

Ya why noy move velez or freddie to center and let Winn play right?

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions

I think one ball would be hit to CF and we’d all want Winn back in CF

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions

no man… are you serious?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Does anyone remember that giant yacht that was in the cove a while back?

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions

Oh yeah, had a helicopter on it

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions

thats the one. not sure what reminded me of this though

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Um, VERY SHITTY 0-2 pitch!

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions

OMG VELEZ ACTUALLY PICKD THE BALL UP

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions

Velez defense

wait for the ball to stop rolling and pick it up.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Put in my kid’s hamster!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Gamer!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m fully with you now

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm gonna go ahead and say it

I wouldn’t mind at all if the Doders and Cardinals played 15 innings again today. Heck, why not go for an even 20?

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions

that was a sanchez mistake not a velez mistake

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions

how come i havent seen any clank pics today?

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions

At work… getting into the thread late… this is the LOLineup?

For serious?

by zuma420 on Jul 30, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions

cereal.

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions

yeah man… at least torres is gone now. unfortunately he is injured. but the added bonus is he doesn’t have to bat again.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions

YEAH

because all he did was start a rally last time!!

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions

One more reason to root for STL

if they score here, Franklin gets a win. AND LINCYPOO I WUV U CAN SUCK IT

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions

Now that Winn is in the game, why isn’t he playing RF instead?

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions

guys, HES THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF PLAYING CF

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions

fuck

by Crusher on Jul 30, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions

SHIT THATS UCK

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions

LOLINA

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions

WTF?

HE was out !

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions

that was definitly a strike though

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions

Sanchez, don't forget about the runners.

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions

Looked out

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions

sooo close

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions

OUT!

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions

so was torres though

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions

fair trade

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions

HEY EVERYONE WHY ISN'T WINN IN RIGHT

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions

109

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions

/lineup from the other night

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions

did anyone see the pic of Bengie in this weeks SI?

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions

Haven’t opened it yet.

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Jul 30, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes. Got me pissed off big time.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions

SWIMSUIT ISSUE?

Speedo?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions

looked just out

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions

STFD

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

S T F D

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

STFD!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

love it.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions

I like this series of not obviously shopped pics.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions

he was out. Thank you Sanchez!!

STFD!!!

by zuma420 on Jul 30, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

STFD, MATE

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

Louisiana Bayou!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

STFD

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

Well done original Sanch

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

SIT, CHUTLEY

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

DONT WALK -SIT DOWN

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

LOLWERTH

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

gonna pitch around him

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

WHAT??

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions

Squeezed

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions

where was that?

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions

that was a perfect strike

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

what the fuck?

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

Nicely done Dirty!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

Huge

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

Nice pitching Sanchez!

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

LOL STAR

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

nicely nicely

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

GET THAT MAN TO THE ALL STAR GAME

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 30, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

YAY!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

Okay, okay.

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

that woulda been out in Philly

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

hahah

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions

LOL ALL STAR

by ryanmiles on Jul 30, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

Not Werthy of an all star…

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 30, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

I still see Werth in a LA jersey. I will ALWAYS REMEMBER

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

I’m surprised Rollins didn’t run on Renteria

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions

OK, the coat and loafers are a little disturbing…

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions

+1

by ryanmiles on Jul 30, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions

That's nothing.

If you check the pockets on the jacket, you will find a cock ring.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions

TOO SOON

The man was a Frick award winner!

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 30, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions

U DEAD DAWG

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 30, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions

creepy

Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions

haha extras for LA and ST Louis again

remember: Schmidt starting tomorrow for LA. They’ll need that pen by the 4th

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

FINNISH HYMN

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

Way to get out of it

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

WHEW

by Crusher on Jul 30, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

YAY!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

nicely done

by sliderinthedirt on Jul 30, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

Atta babe

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

JONATHONG FUCKING SANCHEZ BITHCES

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

wow so much fail there

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions

JONATHONG?

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Makin the ladies happy

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions

LOL

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions

I guess Jonathong solves the problem of what to call F.Sanchez.

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"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 30, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions

LULZ

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Cheeseeeeee

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions

GET OUT, HOWARD THE DUCK!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions

Good movie

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions

LOLSTAR!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions

Fuck yeah Dirty!

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions

I don't care that it wasn't a K, I love this one

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions

Yes.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions

perhaps the artist could add a few corn kernels for effect? your handle under the image made me think of it….

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jul 30, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions

love it

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Great work Jonathan!

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Jul 30, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions

Nice…but lol on the 58 pitches thru 3

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions

sanchez through 3 innings- 322 pitches (10 for strikes)

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions

RYAN HOWARD AND JAYSON WERTH ARE CLEARLY MORE DESERVING THAN PABLO SANDOVAL

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions

Pablo can hit a sac fly!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions

THIS IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions

WILLIE MAC

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions

WE'RE NOT WORTHY

WE’RE NOT WORTHY
WE’RE NOT WORTHY

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I have always loved him.

Remember seeing him at Candlestick when I was a kid. Thank god my daddy was a baseball fan and raised me right.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions

His last season was the year I was born. Sad I never got to see him.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions

I think I saw his last home game. It was midseason, wasn’t it?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions

I got to see him play for the Padres when I was maybe 8…

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions

It was very cool watching and listening to Stretch last night

He seemed to be really enjoying himself.

by Jakespaar on Jul 31, 2009 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions

Yay Stretch!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

I can’t, the cat’s in my lap!

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions

lol. I would always stay seated if my cat was comfy. They have a special power or something.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions

willie mays’ statue has a great ass

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

Jesus christ velez

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

This thread is surreal

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

ZORAK ATTACK!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

VELEZ=SCALDING

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

Zorak!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

ZORAK!!

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

VELEZ IS SWINGING!!

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 30, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

JMHT comes threw again!

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

FBAL!

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 30, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

Eugenio

What in the hell is this. Seriously.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

Don’t worry – one step forward, two steps back. The CS compensates for any offense competence.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions

OK, who's been letting velez use the joe morgan swing trainer?!

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

Yay! Hit it where they ain’t

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions

McCovey’s Chronicle!

by ryanmiles on Jul 30, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

terrifying

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions

lulz

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 30, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions

I am disturbed

Yet amused.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions

bwahahah

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions

rofl

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Sabean if you bring back Aurillia and send down Velez I’m going to kill u

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions

Take your time freddy

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK VELEZ

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions

VELOLEZ!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions

LOL VELEZ. GIVETH AND TAKETH

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"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 30, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions

BOOO

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions

Why the hell is he running with Sandoval up?

Is Bochy nuts?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions

Jesus Christ, Bochy is a frigging idiot

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Ahhh…theres the Velez I remember…

by CaliforniaBone on Jul 30, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions

to be fair it was a perfect throw

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Man, that lazer was on the money

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions

DAMN IT

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions

damn you, perfect throw

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 30, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions

Big Mac does not look 71

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Jul 30, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions

lol

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions

LOL Zorak

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions

SPEED!!!!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions

WOWWWWW

by californianotter on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

COVE!

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

FUK VELEZ!

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

OH SHIT PANDA PANDA PANDA

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

PANDAMONIUM!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

SPLASH BITCHES

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

PABLO!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

PAAAAAAANDAAAAA

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

Did Pablo get wet?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

yes he did

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh hell yes.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions

VELEZ! I HATE YOU!!!

But I LOVE YOU PANDA!

by CaliforniaBone on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

That dumb ass attempt to steal better not affect this game's decision...

by CaliforniaBone on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions

HELLLLLLLLLLLL YEAAAAAAAAAA SONNNNNNNNNN

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

You have to be mad at Boch not Velez on that one

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Awesome.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

WATER!!!

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

SUCK IT, CHARLIE MANUAL

by ryanmiles on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

PANDAMONIUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET WET – MCCOVEY COVE!!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK YOU CHARLIE FUCKING MANUEL YOU STUPID HOMER PIECE OF FUCK

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!?!

by sliderinthedirt on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

Wear that Hard Charlie!

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

SPLASH PANDA

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

SPLASH!!!!!!!

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

WILLIE WILL NEVER LEAVE THE BOOTH!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

I AM A FUCKING ALL-STAR!!!!!!!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

SPLASH!!!

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

BRUCE BOCHY YOU FRIGGING IDIOT!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

I love this pic

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions

You hotlinking SOB

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions

BLAME CANADA!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions

This is probably my favorite

Along with the exhausted, bloody panda.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Giant Panda finds water!!!

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

stupid fucking paper clip

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

BLOW HORN

/dang it for sending velez

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

Panda!!!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

Eff you Werth, Victorino, Manuel, anybody who was on the Bran Torino bandwagon

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

PABLO SAYS FCUK YOU CHARLIE

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

eat that Carlie Manuel

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

i can spelllllllll

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions

dayum. he got soaked

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jul 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

CHARLIE FUCKING MANUELOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL YOU SHITSTAIN

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

is that the first splash hit this year?

by FPTV on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

I think Torres had one, maybe Panda had one earlier too.

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions

torres for sure had one. i think thats it.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Panda’s balls are wet!

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

by californianotter on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IN THE EVENT OF A WATER LANDING PABLO SANDOVAL IS FUCKING AWESOME

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

lolol

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions

New sig.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

Shaq Vs. Pablo?

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Jul 30, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Pablo to Bochy

hey bruce! can i have that rbi back

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

no shit

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions

PANDA!

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

SPLASH DOWN!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

this!

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions

LOLINA!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

perfect time to turn on the game

and jump in here

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I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

AQUA PANDA!

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

Aha, that's the bengie I recognize

way to suck it there

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

Also, suck it Charlie Manuel.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

IM CALLING A GARKO LIFTOFF

GARKOFF

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

I like it.

Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions

You like Garking off in public?

Sick.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions

houston, we have garkoff.

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Into mccovey cove w/ willie in the booth

awesome

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

This!

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Fuckin' awesome.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions

moanlina

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

Panda 2, Werthles -2

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

garko has the worst luck right now

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions

give him time

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Garko’s ab looking more and more Frandsen-ish. When Garko gets to 39 ab and only struck out 3 times but has a .128 average it will be sad to see Sabean send him to the minors.

Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions

send him to Fresno

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions

HE HAD HIS SHOT

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 30, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions

stopgap!

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I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions

GARKO BAD FUCKING LUCK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions

goddammit gark the shark

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions

Is that 2 broken bats for Garko tonight?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions

Man garko's luck sucks

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions

That wasn’t really unlucky. He got sawed off

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah

but it almost landed in front of rollins

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions

I guess you were speaking about so far, not that AB. Nevermind

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions

i wish...

…it was 4-1

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Jul 30, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions

NOLUCKGARKO

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 30, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions

THIS ONE'S FOR YOU MANUEL

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions

awesome

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions

stirring

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jul 30, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Ah…..it’s nice to come home to a 3-1 lead

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions

careful. sanchez has thrown almost 60 pitches in 3 innings. i am still holding my breath.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions

that ruiz has a gun, btw

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions

garko makes the contact but the guys be catching it so its not hits for the giants

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions

So Conseco says there’s a hall of famer that was taking steroids. Has to be Rickey right?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 30, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions

Reggie Jackson?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Well he did make it sound like MLB will eventually find out, which makes me think the personw ould be on the 2003 list.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 30, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Cal or Gwynn?

I mean, those 2 or Rickey from the recent classes is all, right?

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 30, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Well, besides EVERYONE DOES THEM

obviously

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 30, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Cal makes sense to me. Steroids help you recover every day.

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Jul 30, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Is there a needle that can make it through Gwynn’s fat?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 30, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Harpoon

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Bizarre but true

Tony Gwynn was drafted not only for MLB but for the NBA.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Didn’t they retire in 2001, though?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Hah

My timeline is waaaaaay off.

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 30, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions

I don’t think this person was necessarily on the list.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 30, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m sure there’s more than one.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

No doubt.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

This ad blows

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 30, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions

I FUCKING HATE THE “IT’S PANGS” GUY!

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Jul 30, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions

I'M IN!

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions

Didn’t they just steal that from those annoying Southwest commercials?

“It’s on!”

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions

thats: Its ON

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions

’scuse me

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Jimmy!

It’s ON!

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

I’M IN!!!!!!!

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions

anything interesting

in this thread yet? also, no second thread yet? over 1k already

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I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions

that would be awesome if it was

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions

Also

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions

Our Giants are in this!

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions

OMG propoganda commercial

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 30, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions

propapanda?

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Propapanda Fidei

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions

the giants are in this! the trades were worth it!

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 30, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Wow

Sportsnet centrals quick 20 second little tune in commercial is where Sanchez is chocking up while walking over to the giants locker room. kinda un classy to use that as an advertisement

by kvdp12 on Jul 30, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions

This thread is going to break my internet

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions

There have been lots of 800+ comment threads lately

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions

I think it was already at 800 when I came on half an hour ago.

by paboperfecto on Jul 30, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Should be fine, until gifs are posted

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

hahahahahahhaa

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Jul 30, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions

The U.S.S. Dodgers

Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Nice

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Can someone PLEASE photoshop that boat to be Dodger Blue?

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 30, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m on it.

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 30, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions

dang panda killed the boat in the cove!

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions

holy crap

That panda isn’t fucking around.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Panda’s generally don’t.

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

That’s why they’re going extinct

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

lesson learned

avoid 200 foot tall pandas

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 30, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

its because it has a small penis

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions

it also knows where you live and has objections to your description of its genitals

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jul 30, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions

We need to replace the WWF logo with the SFG logo and replace the word “donation” with “All-Star snub.”

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jul 30, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Maybe if I have time tomorrow…

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions

If I’m freddy Sanchez, I would be so stoked to go to a team with a WINNING RECORD

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions

LOL PIRATES

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Finish him!

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions

Finish brain dead Feliz

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions

Wait, Feliz always swung at that pitch as a Giant

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions

Did Bengie get a new chest protector? Or maybe using a different brand…

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah..it’s a new brand: Bad Idea Jeans

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Balls Out Jeans

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions

when am i going to be in haiti again?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions

it doesn’t have a penis guard

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Jul 30, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Send it to New Guinea for fitting

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Petro Fleas

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions

Paythro Fleece

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 30, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Slider away..The feliz kryptonite

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions

I think it's the curve that bounces twice before the plate.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions

And also the high heat.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Nah, he hits that

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 30, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions

that sanchez curveball is filthy.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions

Man, when’d Feliz learn to take some pitches

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 30, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

His line this year is like the Anti-Feliz

Low power, Low K, high avg, High OBP….waaaaah?!

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 30, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions

FLEW

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

Not pleased AT ALL

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

Keep ’em coming. Love it.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions

love it.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions

the carpet matches the drapes for pedro somehow

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jul 30, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions

f.lew

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

Freddie with the nice play!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

FLEW!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

GOLD GLOVER

FREDEMPTION

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 30, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

FLU!

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

FReddie!!!!!?

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

FREDEMPTION DEFENSE

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

Whew!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

good play by lewis??

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 30, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

FELOLIZ

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

nice break.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

/shocked

No not really, but a nice catch

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

Frederick!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

Freddy Sanchez is also named Frederick

Same spelling. What do we do with two Fredericks and two Sanchezes?

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Resurrect the House of Hapsburg

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions

One of the three has to go. The fans get to hold a Bachelor style rose ceremony, and the player that doesn’t get a rose has to go to the Pirates

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions

getting dumped on national TV and getting sent to the Pirates

That’s like, hyperburn.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions

A nickname will be revealed for 2B Sanchez

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 30, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions

i like Franchez but its not original

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 30, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Wow. Thought that was gone.

by shark94112 on Jul 30, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

Lewis: Wow this ball fell into my glove!

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions

♥Fred♥

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions

in soviet russia, lewis catches ball!

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions

hehehe

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions

FredEx

delivers (albeit a little late and my package is damaged)

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 30, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions

They take better care of the packages than UPS, IMO

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Late late late …. I waited around here today for 7 hours for a damn fedex package… LATE!!!

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Well, was it ship as time-sensitive? If not, then it doesn’t a have a guaranteed time

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Usually all our delivery people come around 11ish.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions

twss

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions

loldgers have 2nd and 3rd in 10th :(

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions

jailbait

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions

Trivia

4 reigning Cy Youngs to be traded mid-season

Cliff Lee, obviously.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions

Captain Obvious strikes again

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions

CC as well, i believe

by sliderinthedirt on Jul 30, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions

ya

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions

CC last year

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Rick Sutcliffe?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Colon maybe?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions

i like this choice

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Big Unit to Houston

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Jul 30, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions

yup

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions

no

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Prolly as A's or Marlins pitcher

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Tim Lincecum

tomorrow

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions

don’t even joke about that! /superstitious

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions

perma banned!!!

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions

GTFO

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Roy Halladay? I read on an internet site that the Giants were linked to a trade for him.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions

didnt win cy last year

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions

what a bum

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Pedro Martinez to Boston

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Frank Viola
CC
Cliff Lee
Pedro

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions

LOLEWIS!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions

Bad Fred!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions

Stretch on the radio now

LOVEY DOVEY McCOVEY!

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions

Dodgers up 5-3

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions

grimlewis swing bad!

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions

WOW nice july renteria

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK, DODGERS LEAD

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions

Blind Squirrel

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

Rent got a hit?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

Not on purpose!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Edgar!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

RALLY GAR

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

Slight detour – was at the Cal Academy of Science on Monday, and found myself mesmerized by the gars in the aquarium area. Kept giggling to myself, thinking about the rally gar. My kids thought I was nuts.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions

RENT - A - HIT

monthly rates, free move in

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

stress the singular on that please

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Just turned it on, how was Pablo’s HR?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

Beautiful. In the cove.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Sick

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions

splash

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions

splashy

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions

It was a bomb

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions

into the bay

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions

wet

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I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions

splash

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Massive

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions

AMAZING

splish splash

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Still in the air

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Krukows curve ball was zito-esque

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

lol defense!!

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I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

LOLtuely

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

FELOLIZ!!!!!!!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

WOOOOOOO

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

FELOLIZ

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

field fail!

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

PHILOLIES

by ryanmiles on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

UtLOL

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

LOL WORLD PHUCKING CHAMPIONS

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

LOLOLOL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

UtLOLy

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

Philolies

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

Utley is turning into Velez?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

PhiLOLies

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

BAHAHAH

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

that was a stupid throw

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

CAPITALIZE!

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

PHIGHTIN PHILS

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

DAMN IT

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

We are all charged with an error.

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

LOL

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions

lol

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Nice try dirty

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

Safe all around

Tight (words that is gross, do not want to type) Feliz

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

Damnit!~

That was well hit by dirtty~!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

bah

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

Classy AB time

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

Almost

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions

sanchez becoming a presence at the plate

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions

darn

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions

The world makes no sense

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions

Classy Clutch right here...

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 30, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions

Classy

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions

At least he learned that the first one is the best

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions

are these the phillies or the mets?

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions

Phillies. Surprised you didn’t know that.

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Jul 30, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions

That was a pretty good swing

and would have been a hit most times

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions

What happened to Torres?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions

Hammy

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Well

Fuck

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions

when?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions

hurt hamstring

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions

pulled hammy

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Confirmed pulled?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions

he torres’d himself. ran faster than his hammy could go.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions

What happened to Torres?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions

cramped up or worse rounding 1B earlier

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions

hammy went kerblammy

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions

RALLY DIRTIED SHRIVER

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions

i do not like this.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions

you should see what he did to the Lincoln Bible

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions

LOL

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions

with respect towards none

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions

TWO OF HER UNKLES WERE MURDERED!! WHUT R U 5???

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions

STOP MAKING FUN OF DEAD KENNEDYS

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions

THEY BROKE JELLO'S LEG

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions

they ded dog

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Late on that 89 MPH pitch winn?

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions

Looking for offspeed? I dunno
His change is not that much slower

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions

wut?

classy is in now?

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions

i thought he wasnt at the park, cause of his father in law?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions

he just got there late

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions

he was in the dugout but torres pulled his hammy or something so he’s in.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Hit a classy one to the arcade randy

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions

He can't even do that in batting practice.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Just hit one of your pussy singles winn!

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions

nasty movement

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions

That was an awful swing Randy

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions

Or ruin your count leverage by swinging at a shitty breaking ball

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

Please walk

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

phew

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

DONT WALK SISSY

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

says Carney

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

get velez to the plate

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

I never thought I’d want to hear this…

by CaliforniaBone on Jul 30, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions

first time that’s ever been said on this site

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

HERE COMES THE BIG BOPPER!!!!!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

Good walk..

MVP is up

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

Zorak w/ bases juiced…

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

So much for WildPitch.Exe

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

There’s a flaw in the code on line 42.

by CaliforniaBone on Jul 30, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Grand Slam Velez

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 30, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

Velezbians unite!

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

/crickets

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

What Romosexual is ok but you’re anti-Velezbian…you’ve changed

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Im a Romosexual, but im not Velezbian

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions

win!

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions

at least until graduation

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions

VELEZ REDEEM YOURSELF

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

VeLOLz time

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

Hmmm Velez don't fail

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions

I laughed.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions

no mods again, ic.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions

uc right

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

so anyone betting on sadowski vs cliff lee tomorrow night?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions

Have you not been paying attention. Sadowski has specifically said that he has not had his best stuff in any of his outings yet. Tomorrow will be the day!

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions

left his best stuff in SF, but since he’s back home now… all good

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions

ah ok…

/empties bank account and calls bookie.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Doobie

lol

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions

Emancipate the ball from the park.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions

velez is 6 for 9 last 3 days

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions

WITH MALICE TOWARDS BALL

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions

MEN'S WEARHOUSE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions

walk velez for pablo!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions

DEUCES

SHAKE ’EM

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions

DOOOOOOOOCES!

This is why we scored

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions

ZORAK!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 30, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions

VELEZ HOLY FUCK SHIT

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions

STAY HOT VELEZ!!!!

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions

EUGENIO

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions

IM TURNING VELEZBIAN

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions

Nice

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Are you buying a pick-up truck?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions

/she mullet

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions

FEMULLET

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions

subaru outback?

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Camaro

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions

ZORAK

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions

Holy shit Velez is the new Sanchez!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions

FBAL!!!!!!!!!!!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions

ZORAK!!!!!!!!!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions

franchez who?

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions

VELEZ > ALL

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions

EPICGENIO!

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions

Splendid!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions

I BELIEVE IN VELEZ

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions

FBAL FTW

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions

Wooooo

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions

Eugene you GENIUS!

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions

OMG I THINK MY MIND'S BEEN BLOWN

Velez 3-3???

by CaliforniaBone on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions

ZORAK!!!

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions

Offense at 2B?

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions

VELEZ!!!!!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions

MVP

by kvdp12 on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions

I’m a Velezbian!

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Romosexuals and Velezbians unite!

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions

FBAL!

by ryanmiles on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions

With malice towards many

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Zorak FTW!

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions

Epicgenio

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions

ill scissor to that

by aaroncallagher on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED

by kimmyg on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions

LOL

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Velez > Werth

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions

I can't believe Velez is good.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions

Velezbian…. that’s AWESOME!!!

by zuma420 on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

Party like it’s spring training 2008!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

Freddy Sanchez=Wally Pipp

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

Why did he take that!?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

by californianotter on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK YEAH PABLO!!!!! HOLY SHITTTTTT

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

PANDA

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

PANDAMONIUM!!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

PABLO MOTHERFUCKING SANDOVAL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

PANDA MONIUM!!!!!!!!!!!1

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

PANDAS RUN FREE!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

FUCKING SUCK IT MANUEL

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

SUCK IT, CHARLIE MANUAL

by ryanmiles on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK YOU HARD CHARLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

PANDAAAAAAAAAAAMONIUMMMM

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

OH BABY OH BABY

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

WOW

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

zz

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

BWAAAWAWWAW

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

calm down kuip

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

EAT SHIT CHALIE MANUEL!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

PABLO! This game rules!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

CHARLIE FUCKING MANUELOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL YOU SHITSTAIN

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

I love that man

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

AAAHHHH THOUGHT THAT WAS OUT

PAAAABBBLLLOOOO

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

SUCK IT, CHARLIE MANUEL

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK YOU CHARLIE MANUEL

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

yeah, pablo’s not an all-star

by sliderinthedirt on Jul 30, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

PANDAPANDAPANDAPANDAPANDA!!!!!

by zuma420 on Jul 30, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

THAT"S WHO, CHARLIE!

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

CHARLIE MANUEL EAT SHIT

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

At least some things don't change!

Panda > Velez still.

by CaliforniaBone on Jul 30, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

Were good again guys!!!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

SUCK IT MANUEL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK A CHARLIE MANUEL

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 30, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

WHO'S SANDOVAL?

HE’S THE MOTHER FUCKER YOU SHOULD HAVE NAMED AN ALL-STAR!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

ManueLOL

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

Hey - where's Pablo's facial hair?

Looks weird, dude.

But yay for the hit!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

Sweet

I don’t even want to save the runs for the rest of the series. I want to beat the Phillies into the ground

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 30, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

jenga!

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

Hey Charlie, how does it feel?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

by californianotter on Jul 30, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

nom

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions

tasty

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions

WHAT THE FUCK YOU KNOW ABOUT PANDA, CHARLIE MANUEL

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 30, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

fuck you charlie you shithead

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

I can’t wait to hear Erik Karabell tomorrow on Baseball today

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

Whats this?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions

He looooves sandoval though

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Who needs Garko and Freddy Sanchez?

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

we do

and they will help

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Road Games

We will need them

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

awesome

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Bengie Molina

Rally Killer

by kvdp12 on Jul 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

Panda 4, Werth -2

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

SUCK IT MANUEL

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

Pablo

2-2, HR, 2B, 4 RBI

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

Werth

0-2, K, E

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I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions

suck it charlie the unicorn

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

bengie still sucks

lets not forget

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

only auto-out hitting clean up in baseball.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions

warning track catcher

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions

.944 OPS

.565 slugging %, on pace for 100 rbis and could possibly finish with 50 doubles and 30 home runs!

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

22 Years Old

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Jul 30, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions

WOOOOOOOT

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions

love it

by kvdp12 on Jul 30, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Alderwho?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 30, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions

I feel vindicated by calling Manuel an idiot for riling up the Panda with a snub.

by CaliforniaBone on Jul 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

Panda 4
Werthless 0

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

If Zoark hadn’t gotten caught, Panda would have 5 RBI by now.

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions

Ah shit, oh well

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions

But still pretty awesome up until then.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions

DAMN

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions

Damn!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions

Oh Bengie

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions

Damn he gave it a nice ride

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions

TWSS

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Don't tease us like that FAILlina

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions

Dang.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions

Really wanted a LOL Ibanez there

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 30, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions

Supercuts

O HAI!

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions

Sandoval + Velez

5-5, 7 RBI

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 30, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions

Nice

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Velez = young BLB apparently

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions

which way is the wind blowing at the ballpark tonight?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions

WINd

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions

nice… but a splash hit in right and two that should have been gone in left. seems like its blowing in from right field.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions

um.. in from left… haha

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Gameday says 16mph W

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Whichever way Sandoval hits it

by DividedByZero on Jul 30, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Winnd

blows the classy way

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 30, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

still blows tho

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Bengie :(

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions

at first glance I thought this was a roll of toilet paper

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 30, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions

In a pinch…

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Jul 30, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions

HEY CHARLIE MANUEL READ MY SIG ASSHOLE

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions

This thread has all the RUNZ for the series

Let it go on in perpetuity!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions

I don’t know if you guys already talked about the Ortiz/Manny thing, but Bonds isn’t on that list right?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions

Of course not. Flax seed oil wasn’t banned.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

lol

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Imagine if they relased all 100 names and Bonds wasn’t. Pedro Gomez’s head would explode

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 30, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

I think they should just leak the whole damn thing.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Agreed.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 30, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions

~~Pedro Gomez’s~~ America’s head would explode

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Apparently Bonds wasn't on the list

But the government got Bonds sample from the 2003 tests and did more tests and apparently that tested positive…kinda suspicious though.

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 30, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions

I don’t think the cream and the clear were tested for in 2003.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions

lol Ramon Ortiz with 11K, no BB in 6 ip

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions

WHO THE HELL NEEDS ALDERSON??

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions

oh wait

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions

I think he might replace Sadoski.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jul 30, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

That + Gray Beard = New 5th Starter

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Jul 30, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

That would have been a great time for the birth of a new Ibanez .gif

by ryanmiles on Jul 30, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions

how appropriate the bochy does an alzheimers ad

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions

What do you mean?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

that ad is dubbed like a kung fu movie

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

time for sanchez to get DIRTY

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions

It's Always Pablo in Philadelphia

Wild Card, bitches.

YEEEEHAW!

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 30, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions

lolwut

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

i lol’d

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 30, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Love sunny

by kvdp12 on Jul 30, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

So this is all without Sanchez in the lineup

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions

He’s batting 9th.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jul 30, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

WORLD SERIES FAVORITES!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

That whole comment made me facepalm

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

.300 hitter!

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh dear lord..Sadowski vs.Lee

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions

Sadowski was going to lose anyways..

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

This is ok. We already knew we were going to lose the :(owski game. Let them use their best pitcher in that one and a not-best pitcher in the Timmy game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

spoken like a true Giants fan

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions

man our team changed so much in a good way ;D

by californianotter on Jul 30, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions

STFD!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions

i laugh every time.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Me too. I’m like a 12 year old boy. Awesome.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m running out fast

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Noooooooooo!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions

HAHA THATS POOP WHERE THE MUSTACHE IS SUPPOSED TO BE

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions

you're on the ball

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

STFD!

How has Sanchez looked tonight?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions

DIRTY

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions

wild in the first inning, better since

he struck out the side in that one. Generally pretty good.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Sanchez 4IP 2H 2BB 1ER 6K – 74P 47S 27B

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions

6 K, 2 BB

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions

pretty darn good

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Pretty good, with a side of wild

by ryanmiles on Jul 30, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions

pretty good, with a side of DIRTY

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions

good

he’s been squeezed in the strike zone a few times though

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions

After the 1st, he’s been very effective. But to be fair, he may have not given up the run if it wern’t for Velez

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions

when he feels like throwing a 96-98mph fastball (hot gun?) or a filthy curve he has looked awesome. i don’t think his slider or change have been much tonight though.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions

I was in a shit mood when this game started

thank you, baseball.

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions

After looking at the line ups we put out vs. LHP, is anyone else surprised we are 16-11 vs LHP?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions

well, no Richie tonight

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions

The starter tonight isn’t a lefty, I was just talking about it because 2 of the next 3 we face are LHP

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions

STRIKES!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions

STRIKES

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions

dear heimy

your photobucket account is full, please delete unused or unwanted pictures

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions

Throw strikes (GP)

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jul 30, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions

STFD!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions

STFD!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions

DIRTY

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

Awesome.

just got dirtier.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jul 30, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

Man, even in his one mediocre start, Jonathan has looked so much better since the bullpen stint.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

Sanchez's fastball is deceptive

Its just “lazy fast” right? There’s no other way they keep swinging through that right?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

idk, the gun is showing 93-95

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions

it showed 98 in the first inning.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions

sick

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions

No it's just "fucking" fast

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Lazy 94 mph

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions

94 from the left side is pretty damn rare

I think that’s what takes batters by surprise

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m glad Sanchez went from being in every deal to untouchable

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 30, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

Filled his prescription for non-suck pills?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions

Get to the 7th inning dirty!

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

YO HEIMY25

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

haha I don’t have Bruntlett!

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions

GIVE US JIMMY INSTEAD!

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions

/Heimey25 serches desperately for Bruntlett

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jul 30, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Hello there

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

wow

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

lol

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

YIKES

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

3-0 to STFD

Tells me lots about his maturing as a pitcher. Less mental midgetness

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

but sadowski vs cliff lee is gonna be a tall order

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

definite loss

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions

We do well against strike throwers though..

I say we have a 30% chance

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions

You never know…

by shark94112 on Jul 30, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions

JUST missed

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

My kids wanted to know why I was laughing at “Juuuuust a bit outside.” I couldn’t really give them an answer.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions

Too young to watch Major League?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions

They should see Major League!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions

FUCK YOU JOBU!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m not sure if I want my 7 and 4 year old girls to use words that might be in that movie. They still bust me if I say “stupid” – that’s a bad word for them.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions

yeah that is a great kids’ movie!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions

ole!

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jul 30, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

juuuuuuuuust a bit outside

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

FINISH HIM!

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

DIRTY

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

that was the most interesting pitch in the world

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

YAY!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

swung at ball 3

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

LOLlins

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

1-2-3 filthy dirty inning

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

ROLOLINS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions

Garko

get lifted

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jul 30, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions

ROLLINS TELLING HIS MOM HEY MOM I JUST FLEW OUT AFTER I GOT DIRTIED

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions

BOOM

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions

good start

time to work the Phillies bullpen at the beginning of this series

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Jul 30, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions

Lol

You act like we’ll work the count later in the series to make them pay.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions

anyone think we should try a 4 day pitching rotation?

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions

Id rather try pucetas first

by kvdp12 on Jul 30, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions

no

I would like Pucetas or Martinez instead of :(owski though

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions

If our 2 stud pitchers were expiring contracts and 30+ years old then yeah.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions

our studs could handle a 4 day rotation. and thats 30 more stud starts vs 24

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Phone exploding. Someone want to make a fanpost/gameday thread 2, since I don’t see any mods?

Molina's gonna test his arm...

by Victorious Secret on Jul 30, 2009 8:48 PM PDT via mobile reply actions

since he probably won't be playing, don't want to waste it right?

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions

YESYESYES

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions

“victorino is better than any player the giants have had since kent or bonds, its not even CLOSE”

Some Philly phan just said that. Good lord!

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Jul 30, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions

lol pablo 2-2 HR 4 RsBI

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions

fail

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Well for position players before Pablo, that would be correct.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 30, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions

LOLWUT

Shane is lucky to even hold Pablo’s jock.

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 30, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Seriously I always thought he was around Andres Torres-level.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions

But not as yummy.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions

even more seriously

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Garko is due

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions

SHARP

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions

I want to see a Garko Dinger

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions

Garko better get used to leading off innings

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions

with a panda yell

Sorry was on the phone. Pablo is a fucking monster. I loved the YELL he did on second after he bashed the double.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions

:D

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions

OK srsly garks hit one out of the IF..

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

3 broken bats tonight?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

SOmeone buy that guy better bats

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

Has Garko done that every AB?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

lmao @ garkoff

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

Another broken bat??

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 30, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

Shucks.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

Unlucky son-of-a-bitch.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

garko needs stronger wood.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

TWSS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions

he needs to kill off all those Cleveland bats

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Jul 30, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

seriously garko, his name is jobu…pray to him

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

Good Lord, Garko, killed another one

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

DAMMIT SABES WHY WOULD YOU TRADE FOR SOMEONE HITTING .100

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

LOL HES LIKE FRASNED

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions

THIS LOGIC IS SOUND

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 30, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions

fresno shuttle

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions

i vote kruk and kuip broadcast from coke bottle

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

Like, always going down the slide?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions

totally

while kruk slides, let me bring you the aflac trivia question

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions

In the big glove

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions

From the glove

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Crap

Freddie hit that pretty well

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

Fred :(

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

Schmidt lol!

Secret agent.

by CaliforniaBone on Jul 30, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

stay hot rent

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

Rent!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

EDGAR!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

That Oppo is beautiful.

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

Renteria feels a fire under his ass

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

do you think so? who is threatening his job?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions

F-Dot at 2B, Uribe at SS

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 30, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Could easily play Uribe at SS and Sanche at 2B

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions

i am ok with this. renteria is full of fail this year.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions

I always say it, but I love to see Rent go Oppo

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

So what kind of animal is this

And why has it been associate with the RallyGar?

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 30, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions

It’s a gar.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions

its an alligator gar

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 30, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Google Gar

by CaliforniaBone on Jul 30, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions

sarchasm?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions

gar-chasm

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions

!!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions

No just plain ol' ignorance

But I just got wikipedia’d in some prehistoric fish knowledge.

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 30, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions

I think he started feeling the hate

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

Maybe it’s his twin brother Medgar that came to the park today

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

meh-gar?

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions

He’s only a pawn in their game, you know.

Prize to anyone who gets that.

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

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by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions

The day MedGar Evers was buried from the bullet he caught

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by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Where’s my prize?

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Your prize is a wonderful feeling of folk music credibility.

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

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by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions

I’ll take it!

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Then the Giants need to institute a “No De La Beckwith’s Allowed” policy

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Hey Mod

We needz a new thread, kthankxbai.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions

No!

This one has a lead

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions

I dunno, I think there should be one thousand comment thread with mostly baseball comments in it.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions

bah

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions

I'm unwilling to reload

how many posts are we at?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions

1900+

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 30, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Whats the record?

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 30, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions

109

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 30, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Somewhere between a shitload and an asston

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions

109

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Meh, a couple of well hit balls that inning for outs

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions

Aw, raspberries.

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions

From Yahoo! live box score

- K. Kendrick relieved R. Lopez
- E. Velez in right field
- R. Winn in right field
- R. Winn in right field
- E. Velez in center field

Um is Veles in CF now? And did we sign three Winns?

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jul 30, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions

to which one?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 30, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions

LOL yahoo

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions

lol Darrius Heyward-Bey

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions

B

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions

B

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

no one anwser the poll!

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

dude

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

C) Meh

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

Wish we could have traded Amy G to the Pirates

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

yes pls

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions

lol suck it, Chase

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

Calm the fuck down Utley

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

STFU Utley

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

shut up, utley

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

yes!

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions

awesome!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Exactly

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Shut yer trap, Utley.

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

BEAN HIM

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

Relax Utley…he’s really trying to hit u with a 7-1 lead

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

and he’s clearly wild

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Well, if he was, it would be a perfect time to do it

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions

dick move, utley

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

wow Utley, fuck you

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions

Cmon Sanchez

Don’t let him rile you up

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions

HIT THE FUCK OUT OF HIM HOLY SHIT HIT HIM

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions

Alright we’ve upgraded to Fuck You Utley

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions

IT'S ON

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions

IM IN

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions

IM HIGH

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Jonathan is pissed.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions

YOU SUCK UTLEY

I DONT CARE IF YOURE ON MY FANTASY TEAM

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions

I agree. STFU “0-5” Utley. I do not appreciate that!

by CaliforniaBone on Jul 30, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Err..from other games. >.>

by CaliforniaBone on Jul 30, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Douche

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions

grabbing my pitch fork and torch…. got Sanchez’ back!

by khenderson on Jul 30, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions

OH. MY. GOD.

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions

EARHOLE

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions

That bullpen looks full of douches.

by CaliforniaBone on Jul 30, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions

/Wilson joke

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 30, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions

i hate you lol

by CaliforniaBone on Jul 30, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions

BAH HA, ONE MORE

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions

haha…. we can sacrifice sadowski to the phillies. have him hit their first three batters tomorrow!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions

FINISH HIM!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

FINISH HIM!@#@#$

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

FINISH HIM

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

FINISH HIM!!!!!

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

POOOOO

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

JFC

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

fuckley

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

dammit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

DAMMIT

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

Fuck

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

Okay

I guess Utely made his point

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

lololol

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

oh my god FUCK THAT FUCKER

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

DAMNIT

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

way to piss him off Sanchez

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 30, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

Saw that coming

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

would have been great if he struck him out though. i like pitchers who don’t give a shit if they hurt someone’s feelings.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Clemens

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions

LAME

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

well that sucked

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jul 30, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

DAMN IT

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

FUCKTLY

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

Weaksauce

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

werth will have a bruise in a couple of seconds here

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

Whew

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

Well, this is Sanchez' last inning anyway

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

buzzkill

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

Ok, PET HOT NOW!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

er, PET=PEN

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Whew

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

OH GOD

VELEZ IS IN CF?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah WTF

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Nice route

by khenderson on Jul 30, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

STFD

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

lick it

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions

mental bruise, that is

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

IF YOU CAN HIT A HR IN YOUR PARK YOU CAN HIT ONE ANYWHERE

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

how about throwing a change up

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

Velez with range!

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

Velez in center?

why?

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 30, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

Heh

Not in SF bitches

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 30, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

Fuck you utly

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

I just broke out into a sweat before Velez caught that

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

CLA...Oh, uhm

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

lol foursome

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

D:

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions

got a lot of wood in that there foursome

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Jul 30, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions

they like to go deep

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions

TWSS

by DividedByZero on Jul 30, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions

sadowski is fcked tomorrow

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

yeah

good thing he’s going against Lee. Might as well lose that one.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Timpner?

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jul 30, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions

kill -9 philies_dingers

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

Justin Miller warming up

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions

nice pitch

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions

Getting the Tattoo’s Loose

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions

LOLSTAR!!!!!!!!

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by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions

What kind of douche names their kid Chase?

Never mind, Long Beach, enough said.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 30, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions

He knows what he did. Dirty mind game.

by CaliforniaBone on Jul 30, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Calm down now

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions

mm carne asada fries

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions

seal beach?

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions

Awesome beach city

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions

/wanted to move there, but couldn’t afford it.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Last inning? Y/N

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions

Y

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Sadly, Y

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions

yeah

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jul 30, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Y

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Jul 30, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions

how many pitches?

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jul 30, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions

relax….its 7-2

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions

y

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions

FINISH HIM!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions

JONATHAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions

sanchez has to be more of an asshole. throw over a guy’s head and then throw inside the next pitch. you can’t be scared.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions

Can’t do that – if you’re not sure where it’s going.

by khenderson on Jul 30, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions

My slingbox can’t handle the epicthread

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions

TWSS

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Sanchez is Wild Thing Vaughan

And I love it.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions

YOU MAKE MY HEART SING

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Jul 30, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions

FInish strong

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions

Cmon Dirty, make this your last hitter

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions

done

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jul 30, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions

This is getting dicey

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions

uh, why are you calling for the fastball?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions

exactly

by khenderson on Jul 30, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions

ok…he’s tired

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions

Uh oh

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions

might be a good time to bring out righetti or take him out

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions

Ugh, that was an awful pitch sequence.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions

5 fastballs in a row to Utley seems questionable too

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jul 30, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Goodbye release point

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions

Hey, Chase, learn how to chew with your mouth closed, mate.

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions

I'm posting this last one anyways

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions

post the throw

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions

how about

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

lol flapping by the ball

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

NEVER gets old

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions

nice

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Dub Switch

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions

it's alright sanchez, we got this one.

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions

God damnit boch

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions

No, good move Boch...don't let this one get any closer...

by nofreetime on Jul 30, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Meh, I think he could have gotten out of it. He hasn’t really earned much of a leash though.

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, unfortunately Boch brings in Miller, who is worse than a wild, tired Sanchez

by nofreetime on Jul 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Good call Boch

Good game Dirty

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions

well, good start by Sanchez

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions

:( No quality start

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions

Well, good night overall

I would have liked to see him finish the 6th, but oh well.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions

Nice game Sanchez

EFFECTIVELY WILD

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions

Regardless

Pretty solid outing for Dirty

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions

So that’s how you lose a pissing match.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 30, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions

Hey, Chase, learn how to chew with your mouth closed, mate.

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions

deja vu

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

whoops

double post, my bad.

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

good performance regardless

if it weren’t for a misplay by Velez in the OF, he’d be leaving with only 1 ER

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah, he’s becoming a useful player again.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

he did great, but its time for the showers Sanchez 5IP 3H 3BB 2ER 7K – 99P 61S 38B

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions

5.2 IP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

shaky but not too bad.
helps that we had offense to back him up

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Jul 30, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

especially good if you take the phillies offense in to consideration

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions

please reread the first comment on this thread

i was right

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions

you want me to scroll all the way back up there?
pfffft

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Link? It is too far away

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

I called for good sanchez!

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

the finish was shakey , bad for the confidence

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

But you did

so props

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

i think bochy has been doing a better job of getting guys before it blows up.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions

whats really amazing is that Bochy is making exactly the right move

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions

The Giants have the best starting pitching in the bigs and and this coming from a Dodgers fan

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Jul 30, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions

Alyssa?

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Grudging respect for Utley.. But he still needs to be beaned next ab for pulling that mental crap instead of just playing ball. And Sanchez – for grief sakes quit being such a wuss.

Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions

I can't believe Bochy did the right thing

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions

OK, I missed the last half hour of the game.

Anything interesting happen?

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions

Sanchez and Utley got into a pissing match and Sanchez got pwned.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 30, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions

obama might consider inviting Sanchez and Utley for beer

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions

SHIT

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions

LOLEWIS

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions

IT'S CALLED A GLOVE F.LEW

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions

goddammit Miller.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions

FRED MADE A MISTAKE LOLOL WURS THN HITLR

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions

FUCK

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions

JUST GET AN OUT FOR GODS SAKE

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions

ugh

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions

Rock hands

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions

Not that it mattered really

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Do our outfileders have butter on their hands?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions

“Curse these hands made of stone!”

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Just Velez and Lewis.

by shark94112 on Jul 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions

LEWISSSSSSSSSSSSSS

cue jponry

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions

didn't make a difference

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions

OUTS. GET THEM.

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions

Don’t do it to us Pedro!!!!

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions

Hard time pickup balls tonight…I wonder why.

by CaliforniaBone on Jul 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions

Come on Miller, this is huge

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions

Run didn't score

That’s all I care about there

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions

Lewis

- 1 run.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jul 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions

WE SHOULD BE UP 8-1

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions

To be fair, Pedro gave us 4 runs with the error

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions

To be fair, only Lewis makes errors. And it should have been Utley’s error anyways.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 30, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions

um no

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Do sliders in the dirt still work for Pedro?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions

Yes.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions

PANDA

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions

paaablloooooo

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions

WHEW

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Jul 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions

YAY!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions

PANDA!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions

phwq

54-46 - Giants Series Record: 18-10-4, 14-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions

bullpen.

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions

Good play panda

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions

The Feliz kryptonite strikes again…slider away!!!

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions

Oh man, the classic roll-over on an off speed pitch by Pedro

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions

SIT DOWN HOLMESSSS

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions

This guy needs to get a life.

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 30, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions

I am pretty sure he does, he is a MLB pitcher

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions

I'd try out his life for a bit,

You know, major league ball player…on my favorite team, no less

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 30, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Until you see his disgusting back

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions

His oddly misshapen head bothers me. A lot.

Bleeding orange and black since 1987

by TehGreekStallion on Jul 30, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions

god those tattoos are awful

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions

thats not the worst of it

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh come on!

WTF man?

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 30, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Can we pitch in for a skin graft?

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 30, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Justin no :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

DFA'D

by ryanmiles on Jul 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Holy shit is that miller?

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

yeah

grew up in LA

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

wow

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

What’s the story on Medders and ink anyway?

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

i mean miller

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Always could count of Feliz

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions

I like Panda, and Miller

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions

This is going to be a long series.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions

Yes

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions

FATTIES CANT PLAY DEFENSE

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions

body bias

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions

hurrah for our bullpen

by californianotter on Jul 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions

laughed at this

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 30, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions

ZORAK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Just got here

How long do we have to wait before we can start to think about becoming excited about Zorak?

by positiveuphemism on Jul 30, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions

New LF!

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions

CF!

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions

November.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions

I like sanchez more when he is wild and throwing over people’s heads. as long as he still throws 5-6 innings of 3 hit ball.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 30, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions

More ibanez fail

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions

gifs not playing for me, thread too big

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions

+1

Playing , but making thread whacky

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Awesome.

by ryanmiles on Jul 30, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Hilarious

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Please stop posting these, you’re killing my computer

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

HEY

Can you please not post these just now- big thread is big.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Bochy didn't double swithc?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions

not a lot left on the bench

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions

wait, Bochy didn't double switch?

the one time it made sense? I guess with no OF, but you could have put Ishikawa in at 1b…

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions

He never double switches when it actually makes sense to.

But yeah, it’s probably because the bench is a bit light tonight

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Almost empty, at this point.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Why let Miller hit?

by nofreetime on Jul 30, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions

Cupboard is running bare

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Left on the bench today

- Rowand is injured
- Whiteside is C
- Ishi only?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions

Richie?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 30, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

On DL with big toe infection (yeah right)

by nofreetime on Jul 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

he hit a homer for fresno tonight, or that’s the rumor anywho

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Gout

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions

black plague

(cause he’s hella old, amirite?)

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions

rowand can hit tho, right?

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

has he ever been able to?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes, just can’t throw.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

shift+a

Mr. F!
comics | art | Nattowear

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions

Its Natto!

here go the runs. ;(

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

help!

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

This thread has runs. NO new one please

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

No, new one please.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

NOOOO!

/crosses arms

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions

The comments

OVER TWO THOUSAND

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 30, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

Any rumors for an Amy G trade yet?

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 30, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

ESPN is asking too much for Erin Andrews

by DFAAurillia on Jul 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

The day I see an Amy G peephole video, is the day I “switch teams.”

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 30, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

I'd be happy with Rachel Nichols at this point

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Whoever used the argument that Panda can’t play defense during the All-Star debate should trip on a rock. East Coast bias…

by shark94112 on Jul 30, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

Srsly

and then the shitstain playing instead of him made an error and cost Tim a run

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

OBP!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

Eugenio Velez: H/AB(3/3) R(2) 2B(1) RBI AVG

by justhangin on Jul 30, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

Thanks for the update. I was not aware of this

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Pick him up!!

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

no gifs or pictures please

2200 comments and pictures do not mix

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

this

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

new thread is probably coming

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

NOOOOO!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

I think I might stay in this one until the game is over

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

year is over

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions

ok ok I’m out of them

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

- Picture of exploding computer -

by CaliforniaBone on Jul 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Wow, Torres is injured now too?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions

hamstring injury

by californianotter on Jul 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Velez's avg.

went from .200 to .300 this week

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Jul 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions

Haha, nice, Velez has his BA all the way up to .300

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions

If only we needed a DH!!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

New thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/7/30/970201/gamethread-ii

Mr. F!
comics | art | Nattowear

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions

thank you

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m afraid to leave.

by CaliforniaBone on Jul 30, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

I refuse to

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Buh-bye.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 30, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions

im waiting until after this AB

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

we all know who to blame this on…

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Natto hates the Giants

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions

well, that didnt work out

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Thighler Walker sighting

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions

epically big thread is epic

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions

Can’t wait to see Tyler Walker pitch

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 30, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

WTF TYLER?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions

He ought to be thrown out of the game for that

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions

Cal v. Stanford

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jul 30, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

Tyler, you were a fat piece of shit while you pitched here and now that you’re gone you’re an even bigger piece of shit

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

Go Bears tho

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions

FUCK YOU UTLEY

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions

I don’t know which thread I should be on. I have both of them opened.

by shark94112 on Jul 30, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

the other one

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 30, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions

me too
for some reason.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions

STFD

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Jul 30, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions

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