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Around SBN: Ellenberger vs. Sanchez Heats Up, Hughes Talks Retirement

Freddy Sanchez: One Last Post....

Acceptance. I will root for my contending San Francisco Giants Baseball Club, and I will root for them heartily. They’re a better team than yesterday’s group of misfits, and that’s a good thing.

On the first of July, Kevin Goldstein wrote this about Tim Alderson:

Scouts still find it difficult to warm up to Alderson, however. "It's not an insult at all, he's a for-sure, big-league starting pitcher for me," said one scout who saw him recently, "but it's strictly back of the rotation for me," he added, while explaining that Alderson's backwards style of pitching is not one that is usually conducive to major league success. "That plus breaking ball is his calling card, and he's a guy with plus-plus control and average command, but he can't pitch off his fringy fastball, and you don't really see many changeups out of him."

At the time it was written, that passage was obviously untrue. Alderson did not have any flaws at that time. Now that he’s been traded away, though, the passage is certainly true. Alderson was obviously flawed. Schrödinger’s flaws! A month ago, I was rationalizing Alderson’s declining K-rate as a product of his youth. Now it’s obvious that his fastball will never allow him to be an All-Star. Having opinions is much easier when you don’t mind being inconsistent or hypocritical.

Star-divide

But my main point of discontent – that Alderson could have been used to acquire a more productive hitter – might be inaccurate. Brian Sabean might have used Alderson as bait for a guy like Victor Martinez, only to be told flatly, "No. We will not accept Alderson as a centerpiece." Maybe there are 15 teams who still believe Alderson is a top-50 prospect, and maybe 14 of them are within a couple of games of the wild card/division lead. The second wave of reaction to the deal, in which a couple of learned folks tried to soften the "top prospect"-hyperbole surrounding Alderson, is undercutting a lot of my argument. And that’s fine with me. I don’t want to be filled with rage.

What’s still killing me, though, is that Bengie Molina is our cleanup hitter now. He was our cleanup hitter last season. In between, Alderson probably could have helped the situation. Going over the offseason trades and a list of teams that probably considered themselves non-contenders, there really isn’t an "I wish the Giants were in on that" potential deal. Maybe Dan Uggla could have been a Giant if Alderson were available in November, but Sanchez has been better than Uggla this year. In retrospect, trading for Alderson for Miguel Tejada probably would have been a solid move, especially if it meant avoiding the $18M S.S. Renteria boondoggle, but I think blood would have shot out of my eyes if such a trade went down. So maybe it’s a little unfair

Another thing that still kills me: I’m one of the 5% who still think that Kevin Frandsen will have a couple of Freddy Sanchez-type years yet. I would have liked to have been proven wrong. About seven people thought Manny Burriss could be an acceptable MLB hitter as soon as this year: two of them cash checks with a Giants logo on them, and most of the rest share DNA with Burriss. The best in-house option for second base was playing shortstop in Fresno (you know, because he didn’t have the defense for second), and the best outside options for second base weren’t really considered. Not to mention, Freddy Sanchez could have been had for a bag of Tim Alderson's fingernail clippings last offseason.

I’m not as upset as I was yesterday. I’m not sure I’m even still upset. The main points stand, and I’ll keep repeating them until they revoke my soapbox:

  1. The Giants have problems scoring runs because they don’t get on base and they don’t hit for power, and they traded for a player who doesn’t address either of those needs. Well, he does, but only in the sense that he’s replacing a series of comically overmatched hitters.
  2. The Giants probably overvalue Freddy Sanchez because he usually has a high batting average. That just shouldn’t happen in 2009. It’s like planning a vacation around the sun’s rotation of the Earth. Maybe I’m wrong with this assumption, but judging by the number of times ".300 hitter" came up in yesterday’s press conference, I don’t think so.
  3. I would have rather have traded for Felipe Lopez or Marco Scutaro, holding on to Alderson while his stock is down. Teams willing to eat salary usually aren’t paying retail.
  4. Freddy Sanchez is a good player, and I’m glad he’s on the team both this year and next.

There’s still a day left before the deadline. And, hey, lookie here: more rumors. I’ll take Kevin Correia as a cheap fifth-starter option, but only if we give up Luis Perdomo in a one-for-one swap.

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I'm getting lost in all these Alderson/Sanchez posts

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, I think what’s left of brain just short circuited.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hence the missed word.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 30, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scary thing is, the trade deadline is not up yet.

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lost In Extrapolation

 - or -

Rationalization FTW

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Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 30, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers get Sherill

I don’t think they are in for Roy Halladay anymore. There goes all of Richardi’s bargaining chip. He’s going to look really stupid if the Red Sox get V-Mart and pull out of the Halladay sweepstake.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I wonder if this gets him fired? Seems like he really screwed the pooch, holding out for too much— it’s like he forgot that there might be other options out there for buyers.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 30, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure hope that’s it. Definitely don’t want to see Halladay in the NL, especially with the Dodgers.

by shark94112 on Jul 30, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind seeing him there

if it means they have to give up Kemp, Ethier and Loney.

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by Viliphied on Jul 30, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have moved on

Let’s see some baseball now. Someone needs to tell Bochy that Molina isn’t required to bat cleanup.

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Still enough time before the deadline to trade our manager for somebody else.

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by Li on Jul 30, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I appreciate the intellectual honesty of your post.

and yes, we need to get bengie out of that 4th slot. he ends all chances of a rally if he gets a hit, and he grounds into an insane amount of double plays. i wouldn’t bat him anywhere above 6th.

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Jul 30, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

don't you just love twitter
3:22pm: Via Twitter, Kovacevic says Grabow and Gorzelanny to the Cubs is almost done, while Chris De Luca of the Chicago Sun-Times says they closed the deal for Grabow.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

@fakemlbtraderumors Willingham hurts neck, Giants doctors flying to Milwaukee to evaluate

OMG, Willingham!

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by merkin on Jul 30, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure Grabow is going to help the Sun-Times. Does he even know how to write on deadline?

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by Kitspool on Jul 30, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than Jay Matriotti

Point me

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

spelling points to someone else

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mariotti?

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that third overflow thread worth going through?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 30, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah the naked pics are really nice

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

naked pics of Natto

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in.

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by cheno on Jul 30, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

you and Krukow

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prepare to meet the JUGGERNAT

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by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

/debates whether or not to post a photo

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE LID IS STILL ON

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, goyim?

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by Sabertooth on Jul 30, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/wonders if Natto is a master at debating.
/decides not to view photo if posted

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

iseewhatyoudidthere

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you’re interested in learning about various state laws re fornicating with farm animals it could be worth the time.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jul 30, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should just rename this site “The Sanchez for Alserson Chronicles”

by CrispinGloversBalls on Jul 30, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

without the misspelling of Alderson

by CrispinGloversBalls on Jul 30, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re making an alse of yourself at this point.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 30, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

when are you going to update the boof blog
I’ve been waiting years now

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by merkin on Jul 30, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it had gotten awfully quiet on that site.

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by raisingcain on Jul 30, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand the point of view that this team really needs a power hitter and that Sanchez doesn’t get on base enough. However, I would counter that with the idea that the best way to improve a team is to upgrade your worst position. Getting Sanchez at 2B is a bigger upgrade than something like getting Willingham to play LF.

by FluLikeSymptoms on Jul 30, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

point

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that the best way they could have upgraded at 2B

would have been to have just stuck Franny (or, better still, Downs) out there every day for two or three months, and stopped yo-yo-ing them around. I feel like either one of them would have come around eventually.

I think that there are two reasons why the Giants don’t develop position players well:

1. The organizational philosophy on hitting instruction emphasizes hacking-at-slop aggressiveness over patience

2. Young players that come up to The Show always know that they are on a reeeaaally short leash, and it fucks with their heads. They know that they need to get dramatically hot immediately and sustainedly to not be sent back to the bench/Central Valley.

I don’t buy the whole “AAAA” meme. If someone has consistently hit in AAA, they usually just need a solid chance for a job in the bigs to continue the trend (see “Cust, Jack”).

I think that if we had just given Todd Linden a starting job in 06, told him he had half a season’s chance with no questions asked, he would have relaxed and eventually bloomed. Same with Bowker or Nate this year, or, to get back to my point, Fransden or Downs.

by SnowLeopard on Jul 30, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anything but the Syndrome. He was an absolute black hole in the lineup and was not even taking quality ABs. I don’t think time was going to cure his suck.

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Sig would like a few words with you.

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jul 30, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forgive me for being a dumb dumb, but what is the difference between control and command?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I think this is it. Feel free to correct me.

Control=throwing strikes
Command=throwing the right pitch in the right spot each time (throwing good sliders each time instead of hanging 2/3 of them)

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by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Control – Strikes vs. Balls
Command – Spotting your pitch in and around the zone

by xanthan on Jul 30, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see…thanks

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by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought “control” was location/spotting and “command” was having the pitch do what you want it to do.

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by Goofus on Jul 30, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitching command means being able to locate any pitch within a certain section of the strike zone

Pitching control means being able to consistently throw strikes

by wilriv21 on Jul 30, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good question

I didn’t know either.

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 30, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Command is about your doing what you mean to with your pitches.

Control is about your temper, like one certain current SF Giants who, as a minor leaguer, threw most of a no-hitter, but then got angry about something and punched a wall with his pitching hand and broke it, missing the rest of the season.

He’s gotten better, but that’s definitely the difference.

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by BruteSentiment on Jul 30, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Costner would like a few words with that guy

by quincy0191 on Jul 30, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

My nephew, a Dodgers fan, said he thought the Giants make a good deal. He asked me “Do you like (Orlando) Hudson?” I said “yes”. He then went on to say then I would like Sanchez.

What I do question is the Giants pitching depth. The Giants have drafted only one starting pitcher in the top 5 rounds the last two drafts and have yet to sign that pick (Wheeler).

by wilriv21 on Jul 30, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Your comment regarding pitching depth is correct.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Wheeler turns into a must sign, in my opinion (not that I ever thought he shouldn’t be signed). I imagine his agent is thinking the same thing.

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 30, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except the Dodgers didn’t have to mortgage away a piece of their future to sign Hudson.

by aBulldog on Jul 30, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

2009 1st rd pick as compensation to DBacks

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by merkin on Jul 30, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Top 20 pick, for a year of Hudson. A little risky

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

From the trade rumors link:

Zito, Sadowski, Bowker and Velez for Roy Halladay.

by E30Alex on Jul 30, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep Bowker. He’s going to be a good one.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 30, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIANTS ASK BOWZER FOR HALLADAY STRAIGHT UP

NINTENDO QUESTIONS GIANTS’ RIGHTS TO BOWZER; TRADE TALKS CONTINUE.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jul 30, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHA -NA-NA REPORTEDLY ON THE TRADING BLOCK!!

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 30, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadowski for 10 bats

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by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that really bothered me. He made it kind of hard to make jokes about it when he…you know..died.

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by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, after I read this, I couldn’t make jokes about it anymore. It just seemed wrong.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

 :(

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by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember hearing about the trade, but I didn’t realize he had been in the giants system, and so recently.

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by raisingcain on Jul 30, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I read somewhere that Lincecum crashed on Odom’s couch in San Jose, and he was shaken by Odom’s passing.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

throw in Frandsen

See if we can get David Purcey as the needed 5th starter.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s do a sign and trade of Barry Bonds for Roy Halladay instead.

by aBulldog on Jul 30, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh?

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we should use the Franchise tag on Timmy

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by merkin on Jul 30, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as “Renteria is going to be expiring next year.” Prophet of doom?

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, the 49ers should use the Franchise tag on Timmy.

by aBulldog on Jul 30, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tejada:

Scouts hated this guy too at the beginning of the year; said he had zero power left, was washed up, not even worth having on a fantasy team. Shows what they know…

Sabean would indeed have been roasted for trading Alderson for him. But, so what. It’s Sabean’s job to make good trades, and if he made that one he’d be looking like a genius now.

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by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

14 HRs or whatever he’s on pace for in Minute Maid isn’t exactly a power surge..

by SeeingStars on Jul 30, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wasn’t supposed to be driving in any runs either. He’s has 60 rbi and is batting .328.His stats are close behind in a comparison with someone like Sandoval.

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by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even though my main goal as a hitter was always to knock in runs, RBI are more indicative of how many baserunners are on when someone is batting than the quality of the batter.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 30, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean made the trade for next year, with the added bonus of 2 months rental this year. Totally different situation as Tejada.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean traded for Sanchez for next year? I thought it was for this playoff race… Wouldn’t Freddie have been a lot cheaper to pick up in the off season then?

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by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

Isn’t this the last year in Sabean’s contract? Why would he be setting the team up beyond this year, if he may not even be here himself?

It’s a do or die for him. Would the Giants give him an extension if he doesn’t make the playoffs 7 years in a row?

by aBulldog on Jul 30, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

2010 club option for both FS and BS apparently

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 30, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 years in a row, actually. 2004-2009.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

How would not setting a club up for the future ensure you’re going to be brought back?

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m hoping the trading isn’t done yet. Willingham and Dye are still available and will serve better as cleanup hitters than Molina. It’s just, well, if Sabean was willing to give up Alderson for Sanchez, other teams are going to think they deserve Bumgarner and Posey for those types of power hitters.

Sabean told us in the off season that players will come cheaper at the trade deadline, so he would wait until then to make a deal…, well he did wait… but it doesn’t seem like we are getting anything “cheaper” than before.

I like Sabean, but I think he’s lost his ability to make rational deals with other GM’s. I feel like they probably think they can walk all over him and get exactly what they want.

by aBulldog on Jul 30, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Dye = Old

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dye=rental. I wouldn’t want him more than this season and if he has no other takers, maybe… JUST MAYBE, we can pull off a trade that actually makes a little more sense… cuz I don’t care what you guys say about his age… .284 BA, 24 HR’s, 63 RBI’s is a shit ton better than what we have been using for a cleanup hitter.

by aBulldog on Jul 30, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He plays Dunn-esque defense, though.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is Fred Lewis doing out there in the outfield for us? Not too good. I cringe every time I see a ball hit out to him.

by aBulldog on Jul 30, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm… what would the White Sox want for Dye?

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah! The silence around here about Fred Lewis’s defense is shameful.

by Evan on Jul 30, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have some graphs to show you, Evan!

by xanthan on Jul 30, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t believe the computer Evan. He hates you and the Giants!

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Fred Lewis has been getting a free pass for far too long

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by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's bullshit

Does no one remember how he caused The Great Depression?

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 30, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

/waits for oldjacket

by Evan on Jul 30, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was a free pass part of the new deal?

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

/goes nuts

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bailout

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 30, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true. My glove was EpicGenio-like.

Of course, I pitched so it really didn’t matter.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRAWHATS!

I thought we were beyond BA and ribbies.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we? damn it, I didn’t get the memo.

by aBulldog on Jul 30, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well now you have. Let’s never speak of your crappy post again.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

its all about
((RBI*TB)/((BA+OBP-SLG)^0.5)))/(HBPSH+SF-IBB))
or RTBOSSCHSSI for short
but to get a real idea of value
(((RBI*TB)/((BA+OBP-SLG)^0.5)))/(HBPSH+SF-IBB)))/PA
or RTBOSSCHSSIPA

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by merkin on Jul 30, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have that tattooed on my forearm

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

x2

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by merkin on Jul 30, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

x3

I wanna see it turn green.

Oh wait…

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 30, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/has visual that may require therapy

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, when it was warm

you still had to use acronyms?

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Jul 30, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WAS IN THE POOL!!

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol’ed

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Small sample size.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the rest of the baseball world (non-Giants fans) saw yesterday’s trade as Sabean getting fleeced

by FluLikeSymptoms on Jul 30, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the non McCoven Giants Fans are doing Oy yoy yoy! all last night for acquiring a 3 time all star!

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

the internet fan part of the baseball world seems to have thought that, but most of those more closely connected to baseball seem not to

Prospective parent of new pick, Zack Wheeler. Projectable Righty stolen from the braves. Of course, I stalk my son's myspace: http://www.myspace.com/zackwheelerbaseball

"Obviously I’m not doing things like going toe-to-toe with a ninja. Find me a ninja, for one."--Brian Wilson

by haverecords on Jul 30, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yet another example of the Internet baseball world’s over-valuing of prospects

by FluLikeSymptoms on Jul 30, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or of the non-Internet baseball world’s undervaluing of prospects. One of those.

by Evan on Jul 30, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

or a bit of both. When we follow these kids we become attached, and rationality is harder to find.

by tyrannoman on Jul 31, 2009 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball Primer

full of the phrase “Sabean taken to cleaners”.

But that could have just been all the over-reped-on-the-net Giants Fans …

by SnowLeopard on Jul 30, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

acceptance is hard to swallow (TWSS)

It’s posts like these that make me love all of you. We collectively lost our shit yesterday. We propped one another up, laughed, cried, fought, and lived to tell about it.

Thank you.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

thanks for your “professional” opinion

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

BaronVonCurrentEvents, Profession thinker.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

She put up a professional AB.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

gamer!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE ARE HUMAN BEING

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have not gotten tired of that song title despite not having listened to it

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Hold me closer Tony Danza/Count the headlines on the highway”

you mean that song?

Disfrute Los Gigantes every day at www.leftymalo.com

by leftymalo on Jul 30, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grrr...

I hate those lyrics and I hate how catchy the tune is.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Jul 30, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t reached acceptance yet.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

/fights Lars

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/gets into an early 20th century pugilist stance

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's amazing how McCovey Chronicles works

It’s like clock work. The Giants make a move and everybody thinks it’s the worst thing in the history of the world. Then they have a day or so (sometimes just half a day) to think it through and they end up coming around to think it’s actually a decent move after all. The drafting of Posey, the drafting of MadBum and Alderson, the signing of Renteria, etc…

by FluLikeSymptoms on Jul 30, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget Denker and Rohlinger. Never forget.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Accidental DFA of Romo

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should have stopped after “Alderson”

by Evan on Jul 30, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the point in rioting and throwing ourselves down the stairs if we can’t do it together?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was “meh” yesterday and i think it’s “meh” today.

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was okay with Posey day of. I still think this trade sucks.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw fire and I saw rain…

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very “professional” of you, “Baron.”

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 30, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

if that is in fact my real name

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Tap” is very “professional.”

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

clearly Baggs went through all 3 reflow threads.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just read that. It was epic.

He definitely reads McCC

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/waves to Baggs

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 30, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that’s so us.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except that the SabeanMustGo guy wants Jermaine Dye.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does link McC here.

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

everywhere!

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 30, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Farm farm farm Giants Way farm prospects farm.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No! Alderson is peaceful, we have no weapons. You can’t possibly–

So much win

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You prefer another target? A military target? THEN NAME THE SYSTEM!

by furikawari on Jul 30, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dantooine!

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 30, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF Is Dantooine?

I assume its a planet, but they never told us.

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Dantooine’s a planet.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean what does it do? Who lives there, Bothans?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Dantooine

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

They just orgy all day long.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOTH BOTHAN BONING

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you get there without Warp drive?

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Porno Story

FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess you take one of them new XJ7’s.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

My unsuccessful attempt at starting a Trek vs. Wars fisticuff.

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Porno Story

FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 30, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dantooine (pronounced /‘dæntuin/) was a pleasant world of grasslands, rivers and lakes. The planet was located in the Raioballo Sector of the Outer Rim at an endpoint of Myto’s Arrow, the other endpoint of which was in the Obtrexta Sector, though Dantooine itself was still far removed from most galactic traffic. It hosted a small population spread amongst single-family settlements and small communities with large land holdings. Its sentient population consisted primarily of simple Human farmers, though Dantooine was also home to the primitive Dantari race. Native wildlife included the kath hound, the iriaz, the kinrath, and the graul. The planet had no industrial settlements or advanced technology by the time of the Galactic Civil War.

From Wookiepedia

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, now I totally want to live on Dantooine.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

spread ugly rumors about Jermaine Dye’s personal hygiene so he’ll get through waivers in August.

McCoveyism

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 30, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

hygiene and/or drug use

Or do the two go hand-in-hand?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

hes a pro, he can’t be saying drug use, he might get fired

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 30, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

still funny, even if he didn’t go the Ackley route.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs was on KNBR this morning

He was eloquent and insightful on all things Giants (including the trade) without ever coming close to falling into that gimmicky sportswriter-on-TV/radio habit of having “takes.” Two big thumbs up.

I heart Baggs.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 30, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which one of you is Andrew Baggerly?

Still the loving, adoptive father of Hector Sanchez. And who doesn't love switch-hitting catchers with power and patience?

by tedfordfan on Jul 30, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am Baggerly.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am Baggerly.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn kids

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

suddenly, I make the Monty Python connection

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 30, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh good one

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, better question:

who do you predict is Andrew Baggerly? I say jponry, because there are no girls on the internet.

Still the loving, adoptive father of Hector Sanchez. And who doesn't love switch-hitting catchers with power and patience?

by tedfordfan on Jul 30, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god.

He has this taco stand down.

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAGGS FTMFW

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's possibly Mexican

So it’s mole, like the yummy chocolate sauce.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought mole was raisin paste

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOOOOOOOOOOLE!

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

“When you refer to my mole, call it Winnie Cooper.”

by CrispinGloversBalls on Jul 30, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmm...

Winnie Cooper…

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Jul 30, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Jul 30, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 30, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we all agree Freddy nickname should be “Fred Savage” in a perfect world?

by Giant Homer on Jul 30, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too close to Michael Savage.

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks more like Ben than Fred anyway.

by The Double Deuce on Jul 30, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never said he looks like Fred Savage…
And I hate to let Mike Savage ruin a hell of a last name, but then again I listened to A LOT of rap growing up and I’ve never tuned into the conservative radio guy, so rambleramble

by Giant Homer on Jul 30, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

so everyone named Michael is out?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. What is it with official photos that makes everyone so ugly/molester-y?\
2. The MOLES … they’re BACK …

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

1a. except Timmy, who just looks like a mad killer

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

MR. F!

I’m going to keep making this reference because it amuses me. It looks like they used the same uniform template that they used for Garko.

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dig the nickname.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m definitely posting the mole picture from AD every time he does something good.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m calling him Mr. F from now on.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's like kissing a peanut

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Homer, get that thing out of here!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

“There is no escape from the Fortress of the Moles….Well, except that”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you saying "Boo" or "Boo-urns?"

I was saying “Boo-urns”

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by objesguy on Jul 30, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

this one is worse than garko, for sure

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it will be the last post about Sanchez this hour.

by CrispinGloversBalls on Jul 30, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

i lol’d

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 30, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m having a hard time getting over the team going with Burriss over Frandsen at the start of the season. Sanchez and Garko will improve the team for now, but Sabean needs to GTFO ASAP.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jul 30, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm becoming more OK with the deal

I just cant believe we couldnt get more for Alderson, despite the question marks. And if he became almost worthless in less than a year, maybe we should admit we effed up a draft pick? And that might be a bigger problem. Mix that with the MadBum Meltdown the other night and maybe nothing has changed.

Meet your 2009 Farm System – Same as your 1995-2008 Farm System.

by projectmayhem713 on Jul 30, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Internet Rule #1

Your opinion is never wrong, never.

by xanthan on Jul 30, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Volcanoe Burrito Rule #1

Your (something like opinion) is never wrong the morning after, never.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what an opinion is really.

bq.a belief or judgment that rests on grounds insufficient to produce complete certainty

Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

blockquote FAIL

Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last year, Sanchez had a .298 OBP, drawing 21 walks. He’s already up to 20 this year. I expect he’ll draw two more walks the rest of the year, at best.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Jul 30, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

20 walks? That’s like 4.5 seasons of Bengie.

by xanthan on Jul 30, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy deviled eggs! Bengie has a .278 OBP and an OPS of .696??? I’m feeling ill now!

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Jul 30, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

six bucks and my right nut says we sign him for another year.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Jul 31, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can feel jponry’s sigh, 2 years later

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Alderson: He came into our lives with a sigh. He left with OMGWTFDIEINAFIREDSABESYOUHELLSPAWN

by Evan on Jul 30, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Meltdown

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’re pretty good at that.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

/throws self down stairs

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hilarious Article:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/07/30/SP241912VE.DTL

Ostler had to be wasted when he wrote this

Suddenly the Giants’ batting order looks, if not imposing, at least competent.

It’s still going to be a scratch-and-sniff offense. The Giants have turned their ballpark into the world’s largest singles bar. But if they’re going to specialize in three-hit, one-run rallies, it’s good to have hitters who can deliver those singles.

by ssbase21 on Jul 30, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

a scratch-and-sniff offense?

by Evan on Jul 30, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s when you’re arrested for putting your nose where it ain’t suppostah.

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by leftymalo on Jul 30, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

“scratch and sniff” and “singles bar” in the same paragraph is kind of yucky.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ODORAMA!

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smells like POOP

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

\scratch
\sniff

Needs more OBP

by CrispinGloversBalls on Jul 30, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

My doctor told me not to scratch that.

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s still going to be a scratch-and-sniff offense

What does this even mean?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It means it’s still going to STINK!

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It isn’t one.

I am El Person and I ¢¾ this message.

by El Person on Jul 30, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am going to make an macro for "scratch and sniff offense" when I get home.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Jul 30, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still Surprised Sabean hasn't used the Michael Tucker defense yet

“Other team’s 2007 draft picks are still toiling away in AA, ours is a 3 time all star already”

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

thanks for giving him ideas

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not the only one watching Maury Povich Nerd To Knockout makeovers, am I?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought they only did paternity tests and Jack Hannah specials on that show.

by SeeingStars on Jul 30, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes both of those at the same time. They had one guy on there from Eunumclaw, WA

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget lie detector tests.

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

My uncle is switching between Steve somebody and Fox News. I have headphones on.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m watching the Cubs beat the shit out of the Astros.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its sad

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have Bourn, Carlos Lee, and Ramirez in fantasy. At least I got a homer out of Lee.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a real tasteless joke in there…but I’m too much of a gentleman scared to make it.

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go for it

I could use some uncouth humor today.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Want to see my player evaluation formula?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you hear the one about the deaf girl?

Neither did she

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this one.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see the blind guy’s new haircut?

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 30, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

First, I’ll need the definition (and perhaps visual aid demonstration) of exactly what a “homer” is.

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

going all the way

Trust me, neither of those three are on my “fantasy” team.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now, Derrek Lee . . . .

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Because she was a woman

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I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was dead

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a lake?

Bob

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with whoever said yesterday that the Cubs are our most likely competition for the WC

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Fish / Colorado has got to be the favorites still. The Cubs and the Cardinals are gonna battle it out for the Central.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um

Yeah, but the loser of that battle will be a contender for the wild card.

it’s not like you have to pick whether to contend for the central or the wild card.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 30, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

What i mean is the winner of the wild card will win more games than either one of those two teams.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah

gotcha

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 30, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

after the trades the Cardinals have made, I dunno about that. Especially if Carpenter remains healthy down the stretch.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Fish have a negative run differential, and the Rockies pitching is meh. I like us in that 3 team race.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 30, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

12-0. That’s a low-scoring football game.

by shark94112 on Jul 30, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still sitting here waiting for the damn fedex woman to get here. The kitchen’s all sparkly clean now. Well, except for the cat hair…that stuff gets everywhere!

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wondered why it went quiet in the last thread.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

You got Natto’d.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh great, now he’s caught on.

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

via twitter @injuryreport (Will Carroll from BP)

“Pirates aren’t done dealing …”

Last one out of Pittsburgh please turn out the lights.

by Orwell D. Catt on Jul 30, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Well. It looks like the Pirates are really HAVING A FIRE

…sale.

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Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you like to try that a little simpler? Maybe?

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 30, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone left in the Pirates dugout has to be wondering if they have bad breath.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Jul 30, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate “Go Cubs go”

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Love it

DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!

by PAWarrior on Jul 30, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs?

that you?
Or DBruce? Wdup!

by Giant Homer on Jul 30, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

worst

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 30, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s terribly catchy. I’m not sure if that makes it better or worse… I have a feeling I’d LOVE it if I were from Chicago.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 30, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not quite at acceptance yet

More like bored resignation. From this point forth, I will try to never acknowledge the trade ever again. I’ve heard and said too much about it in the last day. And maybe this way I can make myself think it never happened.

VOTE SANDOVAL
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 30, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Need power hitter for sure. Sanchez an upgrade nevertheless, especially for a playoff contender.

by shark94112 on Jul 30, 2009 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Gianst!!!

Go grako! Go sanches

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 30, 2009 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Your favorite underrated movies

Rules: If a sequel was made it’s not underrated.

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 30, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Waking Life

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 30, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Bronx Tale

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

cool hand luke

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 30, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taral Hicks is lovely in this film

by Giant Homer on Jul 30, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

+ Mayor

Fantastic movie.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I Flove Network.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Underrated by whom?

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 30, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everytime I try and tell someone about the movie, they have no clue what I am talking about.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s a network?

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Jul 30, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the critics and the Oscars.

Oh… wait….

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should totally make a sequel to Network.

by Evan on Jul 30, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have, it’s called Fox News.

by xanthan on Jul 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

raucous, boorish golf clap

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Head of State

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Winn agrees with you

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Travis?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slackers..just because of Cool Ethan

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Slackers. I didn’t see it until last year, which is a shame as it just might have changed my life if I had seen it when it came out.

Yeah, Steve Zahn and I were roommates in the early oughts – could have avoided that.

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story

FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 30, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hooray! That makes me feel all warm inside.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

cool ethan cousin of nick cage

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Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 30, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The song at the end is on my ipod.

“I love you, but… I hate you”

by The Double Deuce on Jul 30, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

little locked room on itunes?

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Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 30, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think so...

Somebody I knew recorded it off the dvd and sent it to me.

“He’s filed under cocksucker in my little black book…”

by The Double Deuce on Jul 30, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

'Tin Men'

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Rounders is underrated.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, if anything Rounders is overrated.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 30, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know Rounders was so familiar it would be rated at all.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ive never seen it

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try this right now wherever you are: shrug and say "enh"

There. I just saved you 2 hours.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

no wonder none of you guys got my “all your dreams, dashed. hopes down the fucking drain.” reference last time.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got it, but I don’t think I responded.

by deuce deuce on Jul 30, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the Randy Winn of Matt Damon-John Malkovich movies!

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone I knew in college had seen it and almost all of them thought it was amazing.

I thought it was okay.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The couple of friends who I mentioned it to in college made a face and said “Matt Damon he got absolutely no talent” which I believe is straight code for “is more attractive than I am”

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

High Fidelity

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 30, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good book and movie!

by PiKAgiant on Jul 30, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this movie, but is it really underrated? I think it’s a “modern classic”

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was under the impression that only girls enjoyed this movie. The entire time I was watching the movie all I could think about was “this would be way better as a book” (before I knew it was based on a book)

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked it. It’s one of the few relationshippy movies that I enjoy.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going through the exact same thing as Rob when this movie came out on DVD. Except I never slept with Lisa Bonet

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

She was pretty crappy in that movie.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gah, don’t remind me about her covering Peter Frampton

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny, I always thought it was one of the few romantic comedies that’s aimed at men.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That just described half of John Cusack’s films.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Jul 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Fear and Loathing really underrated though? I love it, but I think everyone else does too.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

unappreciated, then, i guess.

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tuman Show
Reservoir Dogs
UHF

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

I can quote the shit out of this movie

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOOPID

YOURE SO STOOPID

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUPPLIES!!

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 30, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then at 9

FUN WITH DIRT

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by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No more Mr. Passive Resistance

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reservoir Dogs goes with Fear and Loathing for me (see above)

UHF was just freaking awesome.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Favorite Year

Kurt Ainsworth Roofing and Insulation. Great service since 2005!

by dangjackson on Jul 30, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clue

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely! I’ve probably seen this movie 15 times and I still love it.

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Communism is a red herring!

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome movie

made awesomer by the multiple endings

by RougeGorrila on Jul 30, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jul 30, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the part where they all die

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude…. I just saw that movie…

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Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 30, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHUT RU 5????

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

overated

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better luck tomorrow

by PiKAgiant on Jul 30, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked BLT, but the ending left me kind of “huh?”.

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bound

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 30, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOVE Bound

Love love love love love it. Gina Gershon is mind-blowingly hot in the film.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great film but who is underrating it?

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just not mainstream, I think?

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 30, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a critical darling.

In addition to wearing out the pause button on my remote.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was young when it came out. So I don’t remember any of the hoopla about it. I found it last year in a used book store an watched it

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 31, 2009 6:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

great film

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 30, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walk Hard

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great pick.

There’s somethin’ happening here. And what it is ain’t exatly… obvious.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 30, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly*

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 30, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

In my dream you’re blowin’ me…..some kisses
That’s one my favorite things to do=

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m goin to beat off… my demons
That’s what lovin jesus all about

by PiKAgiant on Jul 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here I am a-sneakin’ up behind you
You can always come in my back door

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Judd Apatow, great comedy

by PiKAgiant on Jul 30, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh i will also add Heavyweights… made me feel good about myself!

by PiKAgiant on Jul 30, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

my favorite John Woo flik, CY Fat is amazing

by Giant Homer on Jul 30, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kung-fu Hustle

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

and shanhai soccer

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 30, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, i can’t type. Shanghai

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 30, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe you mean Shaolin Soccer.

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

SS and KFH are good, but they aren’t Stephen Chow’s funniest movies.

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be God of Cookery!

try finding that, though.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s easy to find in Chinatown and on Clement St.!

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t looked in every shop, but I’ve never seen it.

Plenty of the Fight Back to School movies (meh).

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I so need to see that

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

That scene kills me every time.

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

that and the “who’s throwing handles?” scene from KFH are two of my all time favorites.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have those chairs at home.

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of the fights I ever saw in China (4!) involved those chairs.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I swear Iron Chef rips off the camera work from this movie

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

that movie rocked hard.

You know what else was good and old? God of Gamblers for Chow Yun Fat.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasn’t Stephen Chow in a sequel to that?

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

And so was cousin Andy

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

食神~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ !

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someday I’ll get around to drawing my Stephen Chow picture.

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are correct, sir.

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

0/3

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saw CJ7 a couple of nights ago. Disappointing. I want to see Steven Chow’s earlier work like this Cock of Dookery movie everybody is so hard-up about.

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 30, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

CJ7 was meant to be a family movie, so I didn’t have high expecations for it. I still need to watch it.

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

CJ7 is a kid’s movie. I wasn’t warned before I saw it.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew it would be kid-friendly, it just didn’t feel finished. I still love Chow’s style.

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story

FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 30, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

House Party (I know they made House Party II, but let’s forget that for the moment)

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Class Act is actually my favorite of the Kid and Play movies.

by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Jul 30, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read your username as “Wonderful Terrific Mods,” and I was going to say we don’t have any so GTFO.

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by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

class act

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by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

They made a movie about Randy Winn?

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rocket Science

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Midnight Run

Robert De Niro

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know anybody who doesn’t love that movie.

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by ResDog on Jul 30, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never seen it.

I’m not a big movie buff, though. There are a stunning number of incredibly famous/acclaimed movies I’ve never seen.

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by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those things and HOME MOVIES DAMMIT

by xanthan on Jul 30, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

  1. in our queue! It got delayed a bit by some stuff that just came out – new seasons of This American Life, Torchwood, and Flight of the Conchords.

We just started the last batch of Dr. Katz DVDs, though.

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by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING SBN AUTO FORMAT

Number 32 is what I goddamn typed.

SBN BRASS!!!!!

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by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was excited it was #1 for a second so I could talk to you about how awesome Coach McGurk is.

by xanthan on Jul 30, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t he the one voice by H. Jon Benjamin? I always did love Ben Katz.

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by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

coach McGurk is awesome

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tapeheads

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Jul 30, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if you can call it underrated, but I love Blue Velvet and not many people I know have seen it.

by xanthan on Jul 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Top 5 movie for me

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by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw it and was not impressed. Sorry xanthan.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s one of the more watchable Lynch movies!

by xanthan on Jul 30, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s hilarious and Isabella Rosselini is one of my favorite people.

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by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

praise so faint it cannot be detected.

Gonorrhea— the most desirable sexually transmitted disease!

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which reminds me of “Gomorra”. Anybody seen it? I was waiting for it to show up at Blockbuster.

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by ResDog on Jul 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven't seen it, but the book has been humping my coffee table for about 4 months.

Looked great in the bookstore, but less so in my hand.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg hdu

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by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, I felt stupid so I googled “hdu.”

HDU High-Density Urethane
HDU High Dependency Unit
HDU Hose Drum Unit (air to air refueling)
HDU Helmet Display Unit
HDU Hard Disk Unit
HDU Harley-Davidson University (service school operated by the factory)
HDU Hydraulic Drive Unit
HDU Hot Death Uno (game)
HDU Heat Dissipation Unit
HDU Hose and Drogue Unit (air to air refueling)
HDU Head-End Distribution Unit
HDU Hazardous Device Unit

Now I feel stupider.

by Evan on Jul 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

how dare you

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by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hose drum unit.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/knife fight

I think we discussed this film before. I feel it is weird for the sake of being weird, and I didn’t get into it.

But I love David Cronenberg films. Dead Ringers is freaking awesome.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blue Velvet is weird for the sake of being weird and Dead Ringers isn’t? (fwiw, I liked Dead Ringers too.)

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by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why I threw that in there. It’s strange that I can’t embrace the weirdness. I don’t know what it is about Lynch’s stuff. I just can’t get into it.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh ok, I dig it. Lynch’s stuff definitely isn’t for everyone.

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by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

IMO Dead Ringers is Cronenberg’s worst film.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite Cronenberg film is a History of Violence followed by Videodrome. I really enjoy almost everything he’s done.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent choices. I’ve seen them all, outside of Naked Lunch and Fast Company. I am very partial to the weirder horror ones, like Shivers, the Fly, the Brood (and Videodrome)—-but I do love HOV. Eastern Promises was good too, but like Dead Ringers, I thought it was weak relative to his other stuff.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course I dig M. Butterfly. It was a huge bonus when we had to read the play for my Asian American lit class.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/forgets about M. Butterfly and quickly adds to his netflix

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by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of DVDs, I found your Flight of the Conchords. I can send it your way. :)

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, don’t sweat it. It’ll cost you nearly as much to send it as it would for me to buy a new one. I appreciate the offer, though.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yuk.

But Lynch isn’t my cup of midgets.

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by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mullholland Drive

is one of my favorite movies, definitely my favorite Lynch movie, and underrated.

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by Kitspool on Jul 30, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what’s REALLY underrated? Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me. It’s really a pretty amazing movie.

by Evan on Jul 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t seen it yet, I need to finish the actual TV Series first. But I’m looking forward to it.

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fire Walk is actually a prequel to the series.

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, but my friend who’s in the know said I should watch the whole series before watching the movie.

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

laugh Yeah – the series does answer a few questions like “What the hell is that lady doing with that log in her hands?”

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the reason people despised the movie when it first came out is that it was so different in tone & style & structure than the movie. If there had never been a Twin Peaks show, the movie would be considered some sort of bizarro classic.

by Evan on Jul 30, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to watch Twin Peaks, but the DVD set – or at least the version Netflix has – doesn’t include the pilot for some reason. Um, that sort of seems like a problem.

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by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm, my dad’s DVD set has the pilot.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe it was reissued with the pilot, but Netflix is annoying about upgrading their DVDs to special editions/reissues.

Oh wait! I just looked on Netflix, and it appears that they have the edition with the pilot – two version of it, actually. I’m pretty sure that didn’t use to be the case last time I checked.

I’ll add it to my queue.

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by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, anyone who likes weird tv should watch The Prisoner.

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by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

So true. Watch it before the movie ruins it for everyone.

by Evan on Jul 30, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was a mini-series, not a movie.

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by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK OK, calm down dude.

by Evan on Jul 30, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everytime I see Twin Peaks, I think of the Sesame Street (or was it Muppets Tonight?) sketch “Twin Beaks”.

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never saw it. I only made it through the first season-and-a-half of the Twin Peaks TV series. (The 2-hour pilot remains one of the greatest programs ever broadcast on a major American television network. Watch it again, you’ll be blown idea by the idea that ABC agreed to air it on a Sunday night in 1990.)

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by Kitspool on Jul 30, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m about halfway through Season 2 and it’s gotten so boring that I haven’t watched an episode in months. I think it’s supposed to get good again by the end, but I just can’t bear to watch anymore of James and Donna whining.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The last episode still gives me nightmares!

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved the series, but didn’t get the film. I bet someone could talk me into liking it more, though.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The way he built tension in the diner scene where the guy is telling his story to the police was just awesome. The rest of the movie…meh.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good choice.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better Off Dead

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think most of my faves are rated highly by some people, just not the academy awards. So I’ll go with movies that I’m surprised I can’t NOT watch if they’re on:
Spy Game
The Truman Show
Wyatt Earp
U571

And I was cracking up hysterically at “Observe & Report”. Am I the only one?

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by ResDog on Jul 30, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

21 grams

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see your 21 Grams, and raise you Amores Perros

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

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by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a joke here somewhere about white guys having asian girlfriends.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait. that’s me!

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, how about King of Comedy? I know, I know, it’s a DeNiro movie, so it’s hard to be underrated, but it’s such a great movie that gets overshadowed by most of his other work. I think it’s got some great commentary in it.

by xanthan on Jul 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great, sick movie.

by Evan on Jul 30, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Such an awkward, great film. The scene when he takes the girl to Jerry Lewis’ weekend house…ouch!

by Giant Homer on Jul 30, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since this has sort of turned into a “great movies that aren’t particularly well known by the masses” list, I’ll throw out Withnail & I.

by Evan on Jul 30, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Der Himmel Uber Berlin

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by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’re on to great films that our friends haven’t seen now, I think

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by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Lola Rennt

That started my red hair obsession.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t seen that in 20 years. Really need to see it again now that I’ve spent some time in Berlin.

by Evan on Jul 30, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really does the city a lot of justice.

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by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent.

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by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Internal Affairs?

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 30, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

My bad

Your pick>>>>Internal Affairs

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 30, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

waaaaay better

Andy Lau>Matt Damon

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by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

HowTheyScored on the right.

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by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, his beard’s really filled in!

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by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more mutton chops

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more mint jelly.

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by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

my wife gave me the super deluxe box set for my birthday. Alas, most of the features didn’t have subtitles.

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by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

EAST HEMISPHERE BIAS!!!

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by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little OT:

Andy is cousins with my girlfriend.

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my teachers is also named Liu De Hua. I can get him to sign something for you.

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by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can get anyone who works at TVB

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

My uncle is Wang Leehom’s producer. I’ll trade with you.

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll throw in one uncle Joe Junior autograph

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

does she have the cheekbones?

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by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her sister does

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andy Lau = Justin Timberlake.

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
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by Norm Median on Jul 30, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Timberlake’s (post boy band) music better.

Lau’s a better dramatic than comic actor, too.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, but The Departed was a MILLION times better.

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 30, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does it feel to be so wrong?

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least he was sorry.

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fortunately, we will never know.

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by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to comprehend how this opinion can be possible.

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by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really detested the Departed. I feel like the only one.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Infernal Affairs was mediocre at best. Apparently I am the only one who feels that way, so I know how you feel.

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 30, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I watched the Departed, I felt gipped.

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t like it, and i didn’t even realize it was a version of IA until the last scene.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither is very good.

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story

FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are 50% correct.

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 30, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought they were both good

What was bad about the Scorsese one?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really loved Withnail & I. I should watch it again some time.

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by EliminateMe on Jul 30, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitiful. I see the deadly hamburger has done it’s evil work.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 30, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know that dude aint gonna play

by PiKAgiant on Jul 30, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

apologies, dunno why the comment is here

by PiKAgiant on Jul 30, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Boy it was sure stupid in some parts but I couldn’t stop laughing

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awful movie.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 30, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

he scares me

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Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 30, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

WESLEY SNIPES IS BARRY BONDS!

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carl Hubbell’s number. D:

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

instructional video?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

House of Games

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 30, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Mamet is genius.

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. Lindsay Crouse's performance was putrid.

So is every one of Rebecca Pigeon’s. Can’t that guy marry a decent actress? Or at least omit his wives from his movies?

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velvet Goldmine

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 30, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dunno if this qualifies, but I just love Pee Wee’s Big Adventure. Both for the innocent humor, and as a tribute to The Bicycle Thief.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Out of Sight

I never got why it wasn’t a big hit. Big stars and Soderbergh directing.

I’m nutty for noir-ish movies, though.

by taliesin on Jul 30, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good one

Great flick.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 30, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Out of Sight very much.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

this.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

ABC

A- always
B- Be
C- closing…
ALWAYS BE CLOSING! GET MAD, YOU SOBs!

by Giant Homer on Jul 30, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

WILL YOU GO TO LUNCH

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unrated

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed, but a lot of folks have never heard of it and you have to repeat the title for them, like, 7 times. And they’re like, “Oh”. Then you list the cast and they straighten up a bit…

by Giant Homer on Jul 30, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Made

Every time I bring this movie up I get, “Swingers is better.”

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swingers is better. No Puff Daddy…

by Giant Homer on Jul 30, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

abysmal.

the only positive thing about this movie is that the title is accurate.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Imposters

Charming retro screwball comedy with Oliver Platt and Stanley Tucci and lots of amusing cameos.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Jul 30, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishtar!

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 30, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

it really is much worse than people give it credit for being.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the lineup should be

LF – Lewis
RF – Winn
2B – Sanchez
3B – Panda
1B – Garko
CF – Rowand
C – Molina
SS – Renteria
P

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I like it, but I would do

RF-Winn
2B-Sanchez
3B-Panda
1B-Garko
CF-Rowand
LF-Lewis
C-Molina
SS- Renteria
P

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could definitely live with that.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is exactly what I said yesterday. This lineup looks legit.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, no. I had Nate in RF and Winn in LF

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is my Nate DL lineup

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more Urine.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

the lineup that should not be

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would also change Uribe and Rent

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 30, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meld them… Uribent

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 30, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

4:23pm: Jack Curry of the New York Times has additional comments from Ricciardi on Halladay:

“We’ve got nothing going on. We expect him to be with us.”

The Phillies are out, and the other suitors failed to wow Ricciardi.

by deuce deuce on Jul 30, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

That just means he’s going to get traded for sure

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUGE NEWS OUT OF HOUSTON!
According to Alyson Footer via Twitter, the Astros released pitcher Russ Ortiz. Ortiz’s nine earned run drubbing today was apparently the last straw, as his ERA rose to 5.57.

by deuce deuce on Jul 30, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Poor Russ Ortiz. I was always fond of him.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You was always fondle him?

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need a 5th starter, right?

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

banned

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

kidding

i promise

but i do not put it past sabes

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 30, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leads all active pitchers in HR… in Candlestick Park.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 30, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

So he got shelled today and the Astros were all, “GTFO”.

Cold stuff, man.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to think that I was one of those who saw the rationale before needing to sleep on it..

I think a big part of why I accepted it earlier than some was because I was away on business and hadn’t heard the Frandsen/Bowker rumors or whatever they were. Had I heard those, I might have been more upset when I learned it was T2.

I’m still ok with this trade and look forward to watching a team with a better chance of reaching the post-season with Garko and Sanchez as part of it.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

But that's the trick of perception I have found so interesting on here

People are comparing the deal to other possibilities— some realistic and some imaginary— and then evaluating the deal based on this fictional standard. I don’t think it is valid to say “Gee, it wasn’t as favorable as this other thing that didn’t happen and probably wasn’t going to, therefore the deal itself is a poor one.” NO! Either the deal that actually occurred was worth doing or not worth doing based on the negotiables that were ACTUALLY TRADED, not some extrinsic thing.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop it

you’re making too much sense

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 30, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think your post yesterday calmed a lot of people down.

And I also think Baggs took Grant’s post and your post and made it his post for today.

by deuce deuce on Jul 30, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice side-effect of Sanchez pickup

Uribe resumes his utility role, in which he was excelling at, so this essentially strengthens two positions.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Jul 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope Rent finds the bench comfortable

and Uribe starts at SS.

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 30, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone tell Renteria we don’t need his Warrior Spirit and playing through pain. All we want is to make sure he doesn’t aggravate his injuries by playing.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes please

I’d rather see Uribe than Renteria at SS at this point.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Law

Exactly what he said this morning:

http://insider.espn.go.com/espn/blog/index?entryID=4365281&name=law_keith

I’m assuming the Giants will use Freddy Sanchez at second to replace Juan Uribe, who has had a surprisingly good season, meaning that Sanchez is just a small upgrade for them for the remainder of this year. If, however, they choose to bench injured shortstop Edgar Renteria, who has been a replacement-level disaster, playing Uribe and Sanchez in the middle infield, it would be a much more significant upgrade. The move would be worth at least a win and likely more over the rest of this year, and a couple of wins through 2010 if they keep that middle-infield combination together.

by capn on Jul 30, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t agree w/ this^. It makes the assumption that Uribe will continue to play well. Also, that next year he will still be playing better than Renteria. Given the unknown effect of Rentaria’s current injuries and the dubious possibility of Uribe continuing to play decently, I find that opinion from Law somewhat shakey. Either way Giants are screwed at SS unless they come up with another option.

On the bright side: we are not talking about Neifi Perez in the lineup.

Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Neither one of them should be hitting higher than 7th, but Uribe makes me a lot less uncomfortable there than Renteria.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 30, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s one more move I’d like to see the Giants make, and that’s to trade/release Kevin Frandsen right the fuck now and let him try to resuscitate whatever is left of his baseball career, because it is obviously not happening within this organization.

I don’t know why things turned out the way they did with him. He didn’t do himself any favors with his published comments about the FO this season, although I certainly understand his frustration. I doubt he’s going to have a Freddy Sanchez-like ML career, but I’d love to see him get the chance. Keeping him in Fresno for another month is frankly cruel.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 30, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I was disappointed that he wasn’t traded for Sanchez because he’d get a chance to play everyday in the majors.

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea who cares if he was on a poor team, at least he’d get to play meaningful games instead of rotting away in the minor leagues… I’m just throwing this out there, would you have Rent over Frandsen at short? or even like Uribe over Frandsen? I’d personally like Frandsen on the 25 man

by PiKAgiant on Jul 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point, I would like to see him traded if only so we can see what he really can do playing every day at the major league level

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

he really does deserve it, too.

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do the Pirates have someone else they want to play 2b? Or, did they not want Frandsen? Or did the Giants not want to trade Him? I just would have thought Frandsen would be a player that the Pirates would have wanted to get to try and fill their new hole at 2b.

Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frandsenbation or Frandsturbation?

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 30, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

performed by Frandsvestites

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to combine Frandsen and Frankenberries [used to be a cereal along with Count Chocula] but I decided against it.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

a wise decision.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frandsen for Travis Buck

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

[dancing / watching self in mirror]

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 30, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

My sig.

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Porno Story

FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

So true, so true..

Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

If anyone deserves a mercy trade, it's Kevin Frandsen.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Jul 30, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's gone.

Helloooooooo Devean George. Ugh.

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

and you know that dude aint gonna play

by PiKAgiant on Jul 30, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nippon Ham Fighters

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 30, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

But

If the team doesn’t re-sign Uribe next year, Frandsen would be the logical choice to replace him as utility infielder. That’s where I’ve always seen Frandsen’s greatest potential value.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schulman update
I just got off the phone with general manager Brian Sabean after I asked him for a brief update.

While the Giants might want to trade for a starter, Sabean does not seem optimistic about a deal.

“The list of potential names isn’t very enticing against what the cost of doing business is,” Sabean said. “Unless something happens that I don’t anticipate, I don’t see that being an option.”

Sabean also downplayed the possible acquisition of another bat, saying, “The people we are interested in are not available as we speak.”

I’m assuming that includes Washington outfielder Josh Willingham, who is not available for reasons I described in my last post.

Given that the deadline is less than 24 hours away, it’s less likely they’ll become available.

I asked Sabean if he might try to trade unhappy Triple-A shortstop Kevin Frandsen, who has been promoted and demoted three times this season. Sabean said no, suggesting they need him in light of Emmanuel Burriss’ season-ending injury and still see him as one who can help the Giants.

But Sabean did not sound pleased with Frandsen’s attitude in light of the infielder’s struggles in the at-bats he had here.

“Frandsen is on the roster and has value as a utility man,” Sabean said. “He should mind his business in Triple-A and see what happens.”

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/indexn?blogid=22#ixzz0MmpPHhIY

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

once you kick the tires, you have to go into the dealership, and do business, no?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

as long as you’ve done your due dilligence

by Giant Homer on Jul 30, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone just took a cost accounting course!

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jul 30, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No deals by the deadline

Once Sabes kicks a tire, it stays kicked!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

FRANNY MYOB!!

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

BYO2B

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

this has been complete mismanagement of a useful player. just dumb.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I finally saw Barton Fink a few weeks ago, and I really liked it. My wife hated it. Anyone else seen it?

by xanthan on Jul 30, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoops, was supposed to go above.

by xanthan on Jul 30, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goods flick. John Goodman is epic.

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s just awesome in the movie.

by xanthan on Jul 30, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it a lot.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 30, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite Coen Bros. movie, and thus, one of my favorites period.

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Porno Story

FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 30, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also like Miller’s Crossing from the Coen’s.

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s that one with George Clooney in it again?

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 30, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

O brother

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a movie that gets better every time I watch it

by Giant Homer on Jul 30, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

excellent and Hudsucker Proxy is underrated as well

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 30, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes. as is O Brother Where Art Thou

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

love em all…. except Fargo…. strangely enough

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 30, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fargo = inaccurate

no one here is anything like anyone in that movie.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

People depicted in a movie aren’t anything like their real life counterparts?!?

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love O Brother, Where Art Thou? My gran used to sing me the folk songs in the movie when I was little.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

And here I thought I was the only person who likes Hudsucker. I actually think it’s one of their funniest movies. The “My Girl Friday” banter cracks me up.

by taliesin on Jul 31, 2009 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

So...

[tangent]

….I have this ungoing dialogue with this dude who is really hung up on morality and the fairness or life (bleeuagh) and is always commenting about how he saw so-and-so and they seemed like a dick or whatever… always going off on weird tangents about what an asshole someone (presumably) is (since I’m guessing he’s never actually hung out with said players)…

so my question is: how much does someone’s attitude factor in to whether you enjoy how they play the game (any game: soccer, football, basketball, etc)? i feel like baseball is the one sport left truly hung up on it being a good-guy sport but maybe i’m off base.

personally i don’t care what anyone does off the field unless it involves rape or just straight up murder. but see shit like Michael Vick, I dunno, have a hard time with that kinda stuff. but if i thought he could get the job done and wasn’t going to be hounded by cameras and drama non-stop, would i want him on the niners… hmm… jury is out. probably though, even though i think what he was doing was beyond despicable.

[/tangent]

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 30, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I only care if their dickery interferes with the game (for example, Jeff Kent’s exploits in truck washing).

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

/rides a wheelie down Scottsdale road

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what's called a Type 1 sampling error in statistics: picking the wrong crowd

We are all Barry Bonds fans. We totally dismiss off-field douchery.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

unintentional pun: using “hounded” when referring to michael vick.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 30, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

His payback will literally be a bitch.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think baseball is hung up on being a good-guy sport and I like it.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i’m not even talking about dudes like Bonds and shit (or even Vick for that matter) but dude will be like “Frandsen in an arrogant douchebag” and follows it up with the fact that he looked at him with an “air of condescension” or something bizarre.

but yeah who cares? i’m just saying, what kinda person really thinks these jocks are radical dudes that wanna hang out and talk philosophy or watch your favorite movie with you?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 30, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course we don’t want to hang out with these people (or at least I don’t.) I think it’s just human to notice and comment on what makes us the same, and that is our emotions. We do it with people on the street, we do it with people in our families, we do it with the stars of the day and our leaders. It’s a human thing.

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess it’s a case-by-case thing for me. I’ve had encounters with some athletes that have confirmed them to be flaming dillholes at best. When it comes to a guy getting into hot water legally like Plaxico Burress, I just find that to be boneheaded behavior. Vick did something that is completely disgusting and unacceptable to me. He wasn’t my favorite person to begin with, having a record of boneheaded behavior, but he secured his status as Asshole of the Year with the dogfighting thing.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 30, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sounds like a romantic comedy plot!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be precise:
This sounds like a every romantic comedy plot!

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re a pitcher and you’re halfway decent in pitching and looks, I’m yours.

Kind of like Alyssa Milano, except I wouldn’t do Brad Penny. And none of them would do me.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOTICE: I'm making this post my sig

…but I’ll quote you :)

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DO BAY AREA TEAMS FAIL SO HARD AT MANAGEMENT? WHY???

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Trade rumors are making me delirious

I saw this headline on rotoworld "Sanchez to open camp behind Clemens " and automatically thought we just signed Roger Clemens.

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Breaking News!
Update 3:09pm: The Giants have announced there will be a special ceremony before tonight’s game to honor Freddy Sanchez, who becomes the first player in team history to generate more than 25,000 comments on McCovey Chronicles before even making a plate appearance.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 30, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Most talked about Sanchez since Jonathan.

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LINK PLZ

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMNIT! I SOLD MY TICKETS!

by deuce deuce on Jul 30, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously… how crazy would this place go if we actually made a really BIG trade… like a multi-top prospect swap for Adrian Gonzalez or something (in this world, we didn’t already trade for Garko).

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 30, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Giants traded for Adrian Gonzalez

I’d drive around screaming and honking my horn. He’s one of my favorite non-Giants and a great hitter.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT ADRIAN GONZALEZ

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t stop thinking about Edgar Gonzalez. I think there’s something wrong with me.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more RAGE

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh how much I wish for this...

If only he grew up in San Francisco…

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Jul 30, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Per Rosenthal:
“In addition to targeting the Orioles’ Mark Hendrickson as a possible second left-hander for their bullpen, they also are interested in Nationals first baseman Nick Johnson, according to FOXSports.com’s Tracy Ringolsby

Johnson would serve as a late-inning left-handed hitter off the bench."

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/9871032/MLB-trade-deadline-buzz:-Thursday%27s-edition

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Oops – he was referring to the Rockies.

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be a weird trade.

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH NO WITH HENDRICKSON THE ROCKIES WOULD BE UNSTOPPABLE

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like no Willingham for us (From Schulman)
I do believe the Giants made a push for Nick Johnson or Josh Willingham from Washington, but I heard that the Nationals decided they wanted to hold on to Willingham and Adam Dunn because, really, the only solid thing they have moving forward is their middle-order trio of Ryan Zimmerman, Dunn and Willingham. The source also said the Nats were demanding a ton for Johnson, which surprised the source given that the first baseman is a pending free agent.

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

in other words
WTF are you thinking, Nats?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jul 30, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

They control Willingham for 2.5 more years, I think, so it makes sense to hold onto him but Johnson? WTF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You wouldn't understand...

It’s a guy thing…we like to hold onto our Johnsons

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

News from yesterday that gets overlooked

The Giants reclaim the Wild Card lead.

OPTIMISM!

by GrooveGiant on Jul 30, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Karma of Frenchez & Jonchez.

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only us Giants fans can find the negative to everything

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aurillia starting rehab assignment for Grizzlies today

Batting 2nd

(Grizzlies Twitter)

Surprise! Rich Aurilia rehabs tonight: Timpner 8, Aurilia 5, Posey 2, Bowker 3, Borchard 7, Rohlinger 6, Downs 4, Horwitz 9, Ortiz 1 #TGFT

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Rehab the stinky toe

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Frandsen.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jul 30, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotta be in the doghouse…unless a trade…more likely doghouse. Seemingly ruined things with management up in SF and now down in Fresno

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s basically like Elijah Dukes on the Durham Bulls

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jul 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Bannedsen

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

this seems like a bad idea, can’t you only let them rehab for a specific period of time?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

btw

I swear to god, if they bring back Richie before Sep. 1, I’ll punch him in the face

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want him after September 1 either.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wanna bet he hits for the cylcle with a grand slam.

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I MEAN “CYCLE” DUH!!!!

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Per Schulman

Torres CF
Velez RF
Sandoval 3B
Molina C
Garko 1B
Lewis LF
Renteria SS
Uribe 2B
Sanchez P

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/giants/index?#ixzz0MmgTfO3i

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

velez rf????

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE HAS A COUPLE OF XBH SINCE COMING BACK SO HES GOOD!!!!!!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah play him while he’s hot

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLANK

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story

FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 30, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats pretty gross

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

No winn. Lewis playing?

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said Winns dealing with a serious personal issue, who else is gonna play the outfield?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 30, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t see that. hopefully rowand can play if we need him

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad we don’t have, oh, John Bowker on the team.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, despite his disappointing season, Lewis has been better than Winn this year in terms of OBP, SLG, wOBA, and DINGERZ.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

A cogent and well-reasoned reply!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

/swings at slider at back foot

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lewis gets called out on strikes. Get your memes straight!

Also, you’ll note I said Lewis is having a disappointing year. But Winn’s been pretty thoroughly awful himself.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strike three on HBP?

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 30, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLINEUP

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two trades later, and it’s still a LOLINEUP

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

J. Sanchez will need to throw a perfect game if the Giants are going to win this one. Maybe two perfect games.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 30, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

not happening with that defense

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

whiteside isn’t catching him tonight… won’t happen

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

doom

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure you if you put 100 monkeys with lineup cards in a room they will come up with something better then this

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re more creative after a few banana daquiri’s but they’re also more likely to throw poo at you

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss Rowand

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 30, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s quick – you need to lead him a little more.

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 30, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants have a fifth starter. He’s in Double A. His name is Madison Bumgarner. Call him up. Now.

/twitch

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S A PERFECT TIME WHAT WITH HIS ARM GETTING TIRED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are people serious?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, I’d say “yes”

by itlynstalyn on Jul 30, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are these the same doctors that misdiagnosed Lowry?

SFGate comment BURN!

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 30, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zorak is going to be hilarious in RF. I am setting my DVR!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know Freddy Sanchez posts are so three hours ago, but I still can’t get over our big trade-deadline acquisition being A GUY WHO’S TOO HURT TO PLAY.

by Evan on Jul 30, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

miss scherholtz

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats missy

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

fail Pictures, Images and Photos

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jul 30, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That grapic is

… a win so epic it just might be a … no, come to think of it, it’s just plain a win.

by SnowLeopard on Jul 30, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

How exactly does that even happen?

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This will be Bengie Molina's 84th start batting clean-up.

DAMN YOU BOCHY!

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Jul 30, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Merope suggests that the corner outfield positions don’t really matter as Torres always wants to catch anything hit out of the infield.

So Torres will either make the catch or catch the clank.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought we got sanchez to play second base though!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s not supposed to be ready until Sat or Sun.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

the replies made this weird but i was making that crack because it said P Sanchez. FAIL for me.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 30, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Top row, 2nd from the right: Is that a mustache??

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Consider who is pitching tonight.

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

this guy

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

“D’oh smacks own forehead

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

All Philles are victims of the Dirty Sanchez!!

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one on the bottom left corner and top right corner make me giggle

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Outstanding effort, but I suggest darkening the mustaches a little—-they’re a little hard to make out.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

just warming up for the actual phillies

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

cant….stop…..staring….

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

ill take the one on the bottom row, 2nd from left, please. kthx

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 30, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently

there are no AfAm women in Philadelphia

by SnowLeopard on Jul 30, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see what you did here

All Philles are victims of the Dirty Sanchez!!

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

gave up and shift-a'd

did i miss anything aside from us trying to smoke out baggs?

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez is too hurt to play tonight lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course he is

gamer knee is a 3 day affair at least

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mostly a thread hijack. We were discussing our favorite underrated movies.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

/removes Alderson and Barnes from his top prospects list. Sniffle.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

A little late there, aren’t you?

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The RAGE had to subside before I could bring myself to open the file.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have a file of this?

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just a text file where I copied and pasted the various lists that came out last year, and then at the end I made my own.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe i need a file

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s weird having a list of Giants prospects with only 2 pitches in the top 10.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have Sosa in there too except for the injuries.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

I’ll be really interested to see how our community prospects list goes this offseason. There have been a lot of players whose seasons have been kind of hard to parse. Plus a few departures now.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  


Put otherwise: "My initial reaction is ‘no,’ but I’m getting a ‘yessy’ aftertaste."
New hope or false hope, its a sensation I haven’t experienced in years. i can feel the early symptoms of playoff hysteria.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jul 30, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

“My initial reaction is ‘no,’ but I’m getting a ‘yessy’ aftertaste.”

what is that from?

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

the movie run ronnie run, andy richter and sarah silverman as tv execs considering a pitch for new reality show.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jul 30, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh: news!
no f shanchez tonite, maybe rehab knee during phillies series for roster reasons, but cliff lee also not debuting in sf.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jul 30, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought Lee was pitching either Fri or Sat.

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS!

FREDDY SANCHEZ PULLED FROM LINEUP!! TRADE IMMINENT?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jul 30, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I lol’d.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 30, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

my favorite Giant since Paulino

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 30, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhhhh, Bocock, Sabean?

by deuce deuce on Jul 30, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was on the 15 day DL, reinstated and DFA

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

let’s freak out with 3 overflow threads

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jul 30, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH NO NOT BILLY

Actually I don’t care enough to finish that sentence.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 30, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIST PUMP!

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

wilriv i not please.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 30, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone see that video on sfgiants.com?

“Harold (Reynold) discusses freddy sanchez”

A couple seconds in: “If you are a giants fan, this is a great trade.”
sigh

VOTE SANDOVAL
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 30, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

WWHD

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

anything with two legs ?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jul 30, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

no that's WWHH

Who would Harold Hug?

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did anyone ask Joe Morgan yet?

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 30, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

unnecessary

No worries guys! Harold Reynolds says Sanchez is clutch!

VOTE SANDOVAL
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 30, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’re still gonna get pummeled. The difference is 11-3 or 11-0

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasn’t he supposed to go up against timmy?

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m somewhat confident in Sanchez, and Timmy has been incredible lately. That and how we play at home make us taking the series a possibility.

Then again, I am slightly biased.

by GrooveGiant on Jul 30, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Per mlb.com

“Cliff Lee could make his first start for the Phillies on Saturday against the Giants.”

Doesn’t mean much since Baggs probably has more info, but you never know.

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT!

If Lee had gone on Saturday, that would’ve been just the third time in the history of the majors that two reigning Cy Young winners would’ve faced each other.

That would’ve been awesome.

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by BruteSentiment on Jul 30, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Sabean RE: Frandsen
“Frandsen is on the roster and has value as a utility man,” Sabean said. “He should mind his business in Triple-A and see what happens.”

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

p's and q's, thanks

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

PWNED

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

QWNED

as well

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 30, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

daaaaaaaaaaaaaamnnn

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 30, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I the only one more concerned with the Cubbies than the Rockies with the wild card?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jul 30, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

If Sabean was a little less arrogant he’d be a lot more likeable. He seem sto think he is more important than the guys actually on the field.

Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Business as usual

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why I adopted him!!

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

KITTY!

awwwww

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 30, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 30, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like the tranks are kicking in.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 30, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol
6:22pm: So just how much do the Blue Jays want for Halladay? Marlins president David Samson told 790 The Ticket that J.P. Ricciardi wants “two left legs, a right arm and a left cerebellum” for Doc, according to the Miami Herald.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN! Hazel Mae is at AT&T Park right now-- and I am not going to tonight's game.

MLBtv BRASS— EXTEND HAZEL’S ASSIGNMENT THRU WEEKEND

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I have met the lovely Ms. Mae at Fenway

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

idk

All I know is she gives me a boner

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 30, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Manuel says Lee will start tomorrow against Sadowski. That looks promising…

by deuce deuce on Jul 30, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, why didja have to kill the Mayor’s Hazel Mae buzz like that?

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 30, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's the problem?

We were already not going to win Sadowski’s start. It’s not like we can lose it twice.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 30, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could lose twice

if the entire team jumped into a time machine after the game.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 30, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

from yahoo

The Bucs got a better pitching prospect for Freddy Sanchez than the Indians did for Cliff Lee.

Tim is good enough for 2

by ktice on Jul 30, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you really believe that?

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alderson, Bowker, and Frandsen for Lee?

Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No……..

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the Phillie’s trade because they didn’t do the expected (like just focus on Freddie), by trading their farm system to Toronto for Halliday. Instead they looked around and got a pitcher who is pitching just as well as Halliday atm, for a much cheaper price.

Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lee's been OK

but nowhere near Halladay. That said it IS a good move for them unfortunately :(

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by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

JINX!!

He will be hitting against the Giants. I smell homerun off Sadowski now.

Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooooh, my diploma just showed up in the mail, I am officially a college grad!

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

congrats!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congratulations.

Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 30, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

grats!

I didn’t pickup mine for 5 years. Until my work one day actually asked me to provide proof of college degree. Then I reluctantly paid my dues and picked it up =/

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

congrats!

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadler DFA'd

to make room for F dot Sanchez

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

sadowski and sadler – the saddest pitchers :(

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 30, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lolineup

CF Torres
RF Velez
3B Sandoval
C Molina
1B Garko
LF Lewis
SS Renteria
2B Uribe
P J. Sanchez

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

posting it again didn’t make it better =/

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what I get for searching “lolineup”

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

/runs into brick wall

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Offense

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 30, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 30, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 30, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling Velez in RF at AT&T is going to be … fun.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

good thing we have a lefty going today!

wait..

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez at every position!

I look forward to his day as catcher.

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 30, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'll be our very own

Jose Oquendo

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vs. Lopez

Lolina .067
Faileria .125
Lolribe .375 with a dinger! YAY!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you, Curt Schilling

Now he’s saying this shit

Should any of the Sox’ accomplishments in ‘04 or ‘07 be judged differently because of this?

This makes me laugh. I have already seen the bandwagon fans start the *04 and *07 threads and remarks, people with teams who are far deeper into this than most other teams — as if this makes it all OK. Every team going back 10-15 years needs an * if you want to consider giving it to anyone. The hard part is that it’s turning into a situation where we are seeing every single GREAT player in the past 10 years caught, and they’re dragging what we thought were the majority, and are now turning into the minority, down with them.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

The rationalization going on in Red So land is pretty funny. I have to admit to taking a tiny bit of pleasure in watching them squirm.

They were (and still are amazingly enough) some of the biggest Bonds haters on the planet. When it is their guy “it must be a mistake!”

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say it ain't so Papi!

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Jul 30, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That denial stage is going to be a bitch.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The post-game press conference was really an eye-roller

Ortiz wouldn’t answer any questions directly saying stuff like “I have to find out what is going on”.

Well, Mr. Ortiz, you know what is going on. According to the Mitchell report, players testing positive in 2003 where notified of their positive test. Of course, none of the press followed up on that. This is the deference you receive when you spend your career kissing reporter’s asses.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m surprised he remembered how to speak English

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why I’m enjoying it so much.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really going to enjoy the fall out from this.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

As someone who lives outside the Bay Area, when I wear my Giants gear I will occasionally get asked by store clerks, grocery baggers, etc. how I can root for a team with cheaters like Bonds.

The hypocrisy in that question will never cease to amaze me.

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just keep hoping that maybe now, as more and more names come out, there will be less of it.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You heard it here first: the bloody sock was from hitting a vein while shooting up ’roids.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 30, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

1-0 Cards

after one inning… thank you holliday

by Bryappie on Jul 30, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail Sox

Lester gets roughed up by A’s 8-6

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

oops read the score wrong, I’m an idiot

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

man, i hope the rockies get doublebeat today

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish he was on the Giants

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid Mets.

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER
7:47pm: Ken Rosenthal and Jon Paul Morosi of FOX Sports hear that the Giants still have some interest in Mark Teahen.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred Lewis for Mark Teahen.

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm starting to really hate the combination of McCoveyChronicles, Twitter, the MLB Trade Deadline, and sports "investigative reporting"

My nerves can’t take much more!

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Jul 30, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s exciting!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

like a car crash!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

make it happen giants brasszz

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saint Mary’s College! Woooohoooo

by PiKAgiant on Jul 30, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Von Hayes

Tom Candiotti

Harry Hooper!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Candiotti with the knuckler!

by PiKAgiant on Jul 30, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

what would we do with him?

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

OF? Probably wouldn’t be playing 1B or 2B.

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

wouldn’t he just be on the bench then? we got Nate, Randy, Rowand

by PiKAgiant on Jul 30, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno. We’ve got injuries.

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point, provides good depth, he better than Lewis?? id say yes

by PiKAgiant on Jul 30, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Presently, he’s hitting better than any guy not named Sandoval or Freddy Sanchez.

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is sad when you consider he’s a sub 800 OPS guy

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha I love how thats the answer to everything. Sad, but its true.

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soooo

we trade a top pitching prospect for a guy who’s so injured he can’t even play in his first fucking game here.

Brian Sabean everyone!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't worry.

If we get Teahen he can fill in for Sanchez. It’s perfect.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jul 30, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guessing we'll give Madbum for him

would make sense in Sabes’ world

“but he’s only a minor-league pitcher!”

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO CARDS

Also, why no series preview grant?!?!?!?!?! GIT R DUN SBNASHUN BRAZ

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

grant’s too busy working on his next Freddy Sanchez post.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

We got Sanchez?!?!!?

Jeez I hope we didn’t give up too much for him

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

METS SUX0RZ

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

THE METS CAN GO FLY A KITE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

SRYS

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casey BLOLAKE

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

TATIS HR WOOOOO

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

HAW

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT HOLLIDAY CELEBRATE!!!

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

WE SHULDA TRADAD FOAR HALLODAY SABZ

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 30, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLDGERS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

trade rumors.........

http://www.fannation.com/si_blogs/mlb_trade_talk/posts/72461-giants-considering-adding-a-fifth-starter

"Of all the things in the world losing isn't so bad; it just starts to feel like it does when you do it for so long"

by ninerfanNVA on Jul 30, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

lol
Zito, Sadowski, Bowker and Velez for Roy Halladay.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

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