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Freddy Sanchez Overflow Trade III

Denial: No way they gave up Alderson. I don't trust Twitter. I don't trust the beat writers. I'm waiting for the press conference.

Anger: I'm not going to name names, but I'd sure like to use duct tape to rip the goatee off of a certain general manager.

Bargaining: You know, if the Giants completely screw a different team before the trading deadline, I'll be okay with this move.

Depression: The Dodgers losing in 15 innings doesn't even make me smile. Well, a little bit. Maybe a lot. But where are the tears of joy? I'm depressed.

Acceptance: Whatever. Alderson wasn't a once-in-a-generation prospect, and there are serious doubts about the viability of his fastball. The Giants went from worst in the league at a position to an above-average player. I'll save the supercharged grumbles for Alderson's All-Star selection or Sanchez's move to the 60-day DL for kneeitis.

Poll
Which stage are you?
Denial
26 votes
Anger
144 votes
Bargaining
107 votes
Depression
86 votes
Acceptance
621 votes
Don't look at me. I liked the trade from the start.
336 votes

1320 votes | Poll has closed

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Its a new day

I accept it and Im ready to see Freddy

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 9:14 AM PDT reply actions  

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 30, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 30, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 30, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thought that was pedro at first lol

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 30, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 30, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 30, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

picture fail

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah Im new and not so good at the pic posting

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Photobucket is your bestest friend.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 30, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t learned how on purpose I’m afraid I’d go LOLcat / doingitwrong.com crazee.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, gotta learn somehow.

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 30, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

perfect

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 30, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ya got the wrong link. You want the one that’s in the “direct link” field.

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ok I’m stupid lol Which is the direct link field?

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alternatively, you can right click the actual picture and go to “Copy image address”. That works as well.

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

awesome thanks Natto for putting up with my noobness

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Natto’s Family Album! YYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 30, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

there we go

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, met him at the Dutch Goose in Menlo Park a few years back

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 30, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love that he directs “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”.

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

No cocaine involved in this picture at all.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jul 30, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE CAN HELP!

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 30, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nooooo

-1
McGriff on 93 Braves.

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

That trade changed the whole pennant race that year… ughhh

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

A different Freddy can do the same this year!

…silence…

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

San Diego owes us Adrian Gonzales (very cheaply, I might add) to make up for that shafting.

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

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Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jul 30, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like Randy Winn

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jul 30, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’ll have to wait a few more new days.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are obviously more evolved than I am. I need more time.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 30, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

this

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope the Giants doctors are competent and did a thorough job of analyzing Franchez’s knee.

by nofreetime on Jul 30, 2009 9:15 AM PDT reply actions  

the guy bats almost 600 times every season and they said this was a day to day injury. Concerns about his knee are way overblown

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 30, 2009 9:19 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

/Noah Lowry joke

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

rub some cream & the clear on it!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 30, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a good man…and thorough.

Pablo's not fat. He's just got body.

by LeMasterBlaster on Jul 30, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lebowskisms always welcome

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stage: Depression

Sabean and Co going all Veruca Salt at the deadline was not something I anticipated.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 9:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Time to bring her out of retirement.

by Evan on Jul 30, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nice. But can you make it so Sabes is wearing the dress?

by Evan on Jul 30, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Buy Sabes a couple drinks, see what happens.

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am happy to have Neal...

for now anyways

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 30, 2009 9:16 AM PDT reply actions  

lulz

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jul 30, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

the precious....

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jul 30, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I voted "Acceptance"

but I still have one shoelace planted firmly in the “Bargaining” zone. I feel like there is still one more trade that could be made, especially if they want to make a wild card run. Could a decent OF be had for Winn, Frandsen, & Nate/Fred/Bowker/Guzman ?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jul 30, 2009 9:17 AM PDT reply actions  

This. And I wish I knew the answer to that.

by oneflapdown on Jul 30, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

sj mercury

said saturday or sunday, hopefully, assuming his knee progresses

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jul 30, 2009 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

2112

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 30, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Saaaaaayyy, isn’t that the name of an album by…….?

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 30, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

They can bottle crappy music now?

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

/FLAGGED

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

A day later, it’s a trade I can live with. I wouldn’t have done it, but it’s difficult to know what other options were available to Sabean this week. And I also realize that sometimes the young players I get attached to aren’t worth what I think they’re worth.

Let’s win some games.

by Dan from NM on Jul 30, 2009 9:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Quick hijack question

Would you rather have traded Sanchez for Sanchez?

Y/N ? I say no.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jul 30, 2009 9:21 AM PDT reply actions  

N

Sanchez> Alderson

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 30, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

n

I liked the Pucetas/Frandsen proposal

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

N

that wouldn’t even make sense in the short run. dig one hole to fill another.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

n

i’ll take proven (albeit inconsistent) MLB talent over hopeful “p word” talent any day.

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hell to the No. Even with all of the pain that Dirty brings, he is on ocassion a wicked LHP.

I liked Guzman/Frandsen/Bowkerlewisvelez proposal. Would have cleaned up the 3A log jam.

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jul 30, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

Voted acceptance after being reassured by Brute that we did our usual thing and overvalued a prospect.

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jul 30, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

I mean no.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 30, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's done is done

I still feel we could have gotten more in a trade by the perception of how “good” Alderson was. It was inevitable Alderson was going to be traded, but I hoped it would be for an impact player.

Oh well, I’m very happy to have someone like Freddy on the squad.

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 30, 2009 9:21 AM PDT reply actions  

It’s amazing how a new day can make Sanchez seem like a new start. I’ve come to, somewhat reluctantly, accept this trade. As long as he stays healthy. We don’t need another aging, hurting infielder. We’ve gone that route before, with not-so-great results.

PS- I heard that Giants are still in “serious” discussions with Cleveland for Martinez. Please, I don’t want to have faith in someone only to be hurt so badly again. I don’t what to think!

: – ) : – 0 : – / : ’- (

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 9:21 AM PDT reply actions  

???? What could the Giants possibly offer for Martinez? Even more important, where would he play if they did get him?

by taliesin on Jul 30, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

prob just rumors to drive up the bargaining

but i guess it’d be for prospects and cash.

and for playing time, it’d be a complicated rotation going on…. Garko between 1B and OF, VMart between C and 1B, and Molina as rotated C.

obviously not likely, but a rumor nonetheless

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

GARKO!

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 30, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would be awesome.

by Evan on Jul 30, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m assuming they’d have to give up waaay too much at this point.

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 30, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

Grant “thunder-stealer” Brisbee!

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jul 30, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can never have too many Freddy Sanchez trade threads.

by Evan on Jul 30, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who does he think he is, anyway?

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 30, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

our LOLineup went from, “yeck” to “meh” so i’m happy.

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 9:22 AM PDT reply actions  

as long as Molina is hitting cleanup, it’s yeckeh

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for the new thread my laptop was starting to shake and smoke at the other overflow threads

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 9:24 AM PDT reply actions  

I think I’m getting to acceptance but I’d still like to use duct tape to rip the goatee off of a certain general manager

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 9:24 AM PDT reply actions  

that would be extremely gratifying at this point

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would be a catharsis in so many ways and for so many reasons (ZitoRenteriaAlfonzoPierzshithead)

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

THAT is what they should do at the next KNBR auction

I know there is going to be a bidding war for that. They can haul 5 figures at least. Fuck this “dinner with Rod Brooks” crap.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Consolation prize is an unopposed kick to Ralph Barbieri’s groin.

I would be consoled.

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want to win!!

The 1st pitch is the best

by Tay on Jul 30, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was steaming yesterday

But looking at it, Sanchez is still in the upper third of 2nd baseman, and his salary is reasonable.
I overestimated the average 2nd basemen.

by DesertFox on Jul 30, 2009 9:26 AM PDT reply actions  

I don’t see it. He’s exactly an average 2b with the bat, and slightly better with the glove. I don’t know, maybe that’s enough to get him into the upper third.

by Evan on Jul 30, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

no

he’s an above average 2b with the bat (consistently 105-120 sOPS+ except for the one outlier season). He’s exactly an average Major Leaguer with the bat.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 30, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the average second baseman hits around .275/.338/.415 these days. Sanchez is at .300/.336/.421 for his career. That’s mostly in the easier league, so you have to dock his numbers a bit; but he has probably lost a few home runs to his home park, so maybe that evens out. Looks close to average to me.

by Evan on Jul 30, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

close to

but still 5-10% above. Combine that with above average defense, and you have an above average 2B.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 30, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS!

David Ortiz on 2003 PED positive test list

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 9:27 AM PDT reply actions  

say wat

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now, players with Boston’s championship teams of 2004 and 2007 have also been linked to doping.

Short memory?

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 30, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also
Five others have been tied to positive tests from that year: Barry Bonds, Alex Rodriguez, Sammy Sosa, Jason Grimsley and David Segui.

WTF? When has Bonds been tied to that list? The drugs he was on the IOC couldn’t even test for!

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 30, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe there’s some creepy lil dude with a big freezer keeping the samples cold whilst awaiting future advances in drug testing.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

What I don’t get about this infamous “list” is that they only release one or two names at a time. Why can’t someone just leak the whole damn thing and just be done with this bullshit

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. This is a sad abduction of the judicial process, just like the leaked Grand Jury testimony a few years ago. This was supposed to be confidential, but as soon as it’s convienient for someone to release it, they do. A-Rod got fucked by this process. Don’t you think it would’ve made a huge difference in the press coverage of him if Manny & Big Papi’s names were right there alongside? Total bullshit.

by tyrannoman on Jul 30, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bill Simmon’s next article: “Um…whoops, I guess his suckitude wasn’t just him getting old!”

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jul 30, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ol’ Bill’s Boston smugness has been taking quite a hit recently. Patriots video scandal, Manny’s fertility drugs, Manny being Manny and now this.

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol-lipop

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Im pretty sure Simmons knew Papi was on roids… In a column he said he would only be surprised if Griffey Jr. and Jeter tested positive that’s it.

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s admitted that he suspects this for a long time.

I actually can’t wait for hear his Yankee fan friend heckle him.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man Jack-O is gonna rip into him lol

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like it when Jack-O gets the better of him. Makes for a more entertaining podcast.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

His rants when the Yankees are doing poorly, however overreactional, are pretty epic though.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 30, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually

he spent an entire article making an argument that he wasn’t on roids.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jul 30, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid homer. This is amusing

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Atleast he fully admits to being a homer.

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah he writes as a fan, not a journalist. That would be like calling Grant a homer.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not his writing, just not the Ortiz thing

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

On his podcast he admitted it seems likely several times, even though he didn’t want to believe it.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I seem to remember that too.

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

ZOMG RED SOX NATION

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

“…the look on their faces: priceless”

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

"You.......you mean

It wasnt just Bonds?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

“the realization that 2004 has been tainted: priceless”

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

And ’07

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

OMG LOLOLOLOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS*

by DesertFox on Jul 30, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

89 World series Champions*

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I heard this opn MLB Radio just now. I am not surprised.

I am sure this is all Bonds’ fault.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Somehow, I’m sure it will be.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bonds injected EVERY player who did steroids EVER!

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

You mean…
He got them
Under their skin?

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

…themmmm….

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 30, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

well duh

he must have given him the roids at an All-Star game.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jul 30, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shilling’s ‘07 rection to the Mitchell Report: "I’m elated that none of my current teammates [were] in the report," said Schilling.
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20071214&content_id=2326499&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb

Ortiz in 2/09: “I would suggest everybody get tested, not random, everybody,” he said. “You go team by team. You test everybody three, four times a year and that’s about it.”

And if a player tests positive for steroids?

“Ban ’em for the whole year,” the slugger said.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/spring2009/news/story?id=3911153

Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

lolololool

i forgot about Ortiz saying that. he was masking his guilty feelings.

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

“I’m not here to talk about the past”

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d never pass up a chance to rip schilling.

by DesertFox on Jul 30, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops!

Judgment Day has been indefinitely postponed. :(
comics | art | Nattowear

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

George Mitchell being involved with that report and the BoSox looks even worse now.

by tyrannoman on Jul 30, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

didnt everyone already know that?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

but...

BLOODY SOCK!!!

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 30, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

DNA TEST ON THE SOCK

GITRDONEGINATSBRAS SENATE COMMITTEE

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 30, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

still don’t care

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Jul 30, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mets up 2-0 on Rockies

Good start to the day

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 9:38 AM PDT reply actions  

yes indeed

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

now 5-0 and the rocks are using the pen already in the second. And this is the first game of a double header!

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 30, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

\o/

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Throw in a 4 hr. rain delay between games.

That’d mess up the Rox for about 2 weeks.

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

pssshaw

Bonds will be the eternal scapegoat and face of the steroids era.

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 9:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Sabes just needs to pull off one more trade, either V-Mart or Willingham.

by The Franchise on Jul 30, 2009 9:41 AM PDT reply actions  

The price scares me for V-Mart

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Garko is untouchable.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t want to touch him.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

that would be a hoot if Garko was traded back to Cleveland.

by tyrannoman on Jul 30, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don’t have a place for V-Mart…… I would love a power hitting left fielder though

by OTTOMATIC on Jul 30, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, I’m still feeling a little iffy about the pitching.
Cain and Lincecum will give you at least 7 every time but then, oy!
The other 3? 5 innings every time? Anything over that is bonus territory?
Is Martinez ready to come back up? How will Pucetas do? Or is there a need for another long reliever type like Miller?

I don’t know…
A true clean-up would be nice …

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

there isn’t much i wouldn’t do for a true clean-up hitter

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Goofus will be contacting you shortly.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm about ready

to be okay with trading for Dunn, assuming it doesn’t cost much. They’ve survived thus far with Fred in left, it really couldn’t be life-changing-ly worse with Dunn out there.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jul 30, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

But it really would be. Dunn has all the error-making capabilities of Fred and none of the range.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes, very true

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT I NEEDZ DINGERZ!

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jul 30, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

So what you are saying is Dunn make less errors than Fred because he will make fewer plays?

You know, for the sake of Matt Cain’s ERA – I still don’t want Dunn.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah take Fred’s hands and instincts, then add 80 lbs and set it on some bad knees.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Take away charming accent, add hate of baseball

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUBBAHEAD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

No “Big Donkey” please. He has that nickname for a reason. It’s the sound people make when he plays defense.

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by nvsfg on Jul 30, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

bring back that one guy that used to wear number 25. I hear he’s available.

by Bryappie on Jul 30, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would love to have Willingham, but it seems like the Nationals are holding onto him (and Dunn) unless someone offers them the head of the Loch Ness Monster and a vial of unicorn blood. I’m paraphrasing.

by oneflapdown on Jul 30, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I almost have the suspicion that Jeremy Hermida might be available and might be on Sabean’s Radar.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

V-Mart Please. At least then our 4 hitter could actually hit.

Whiteside down, Molina backs up/platoons for the rest of the year. Martinez contract is not prohibitive. 05:$0.5M, 06:$0.8M, 07:$3M, 08:$4.25M, 09:$5.7M, 10:$7M club option ($0.25M buyout) if traded, 2009 salary increases to $6.2M and 2010 club option increases to $7.5M.

The “cost” in trade might be however. What do his defensive metrics look like as a catcher ? Can he still play the position ? He is only 31, and might be a good bridge to Gerald.

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by nvsfg on Jul 30, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

The cost would be massive.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would prefer to keep Madbum and Posey. Pass

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not saying I would make the trade, especially at the cost of the entire future of the Giants.

He does seem to be a good fit roster wise and money wise.

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jul 30, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Willingham makes the team too right handed. Where do you play V Mart? Are you going to sit Garko or Molina?

by joethejet on Jul 30, 2009 9:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Molina, not that we’re getting VMart

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

According to Yahoo! Fantasy Sports, Garko is a 1B/OF, so there would be a lot of rotating involved with the lineup should they get Victor Martinez.

by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Jul 30, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yahoo Sports is the GOSPEL!

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 30, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Garko does “play” OF. Kind of like I used to when I was eight.

Now playing Right Field for the San Francisco Giants, NVSFG !!! (wild applause)

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jul 30, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I played third for them when I was a kid

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Acceptence: I guess I skipped both Denial and Bargaining based on our General Manager. Seeing the names fly around regarding who would be leaving us yesterday, I was never really comfortable that Sabean would handle this trade well. I first saw the headline on ESPN on the ticker, so denial wasn’t an option. Bargaining, eh, everybody wants that big splash, but if a trade is happening it will be another player of mediocre talent who might slightly upgrade us. This I accepted.

by CrispinGloversBalls on Jul 30, 2009 9:49 AM PDT reply actions  

I’ve calmed down a bit. I’m down to the point where I only want one of Sabean’s testicles to become cancerous and rot off.

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 30, 2009 9:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Unibal

like the pen. only funny.

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Joy

More steroids talk in the media

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 9:53 AM PDT reply actions  

At least its the Red Sox

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've come to acceptance I think

I’m over it. Let’s get back to playing baseball.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 30, 2009 9:57 AM PDT reply actions  

you guys see the headline in the sporting green this morning?

HOLY MOLE-Y

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by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 10:00 AM PDT reply actions  

I would hope more people are accepting now that more and more information is coming out that Alderson’s prospect status has really fallen this year.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 30, 2009 10:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, it really does seem to be the case that he just wasn’t that valued, either by the Giants or other teams. This is why I’ve come to accept the trade. Probably didn’t help that Alderson laid an egg in his start when the Nats’ scouts were there.

by taliesin on Jul 30, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

We still have Posey… we still have Posey… we still have Posey… we still have Posey…

Still the loving, adoptive father of Hector Sanchez. And who doesn't love switch-hitting catchers with power and patience?

by tedfordfan on Jul 30, 2009 10:05 AM PDT reply actions  

As Grant pointed out, the real problem isn’t getting Sanchez, it’s who they didn’t get that they need more. Maybe Alderson (plus something) couldn’t have gotten us a big bat. Hard to tell from here. Be interesting to know who was asking for what that would have included Barnes and Alderson however!

by joethejet on Jul 30, 2009 10:06 AM PDT reply actions  

I would still like to see a RH outfielder that can spell Nate or Fred against a lefty. Willingham is too costly, but how about a guy like Johny Gomes? He seems to be having quite a revival with the Reds.

He is sporting a .936 OPS in only 125ABs, but he does have 10hrs and 15 walks and has a pretty good track record vs. LHP.

Might be worth a look…

by sfgreg on Jul 30, 2009 10:06 AM PDT reply actions  

We should take a look at Jeremy Hermida.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

He would be a nice overall addition, but he doesn’t hit lefties well either.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not a terrible idea.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, though I didn’t realize just how AWFUL his defense is. -22.5 UZR in his career as an OF! Yikes!

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dunn territory

without the dingerz

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes, didn’t realize how awful his defense was.

by sfgreg on Jul 30, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

bay area kid

was at SRJC when I was there

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

SRJC FTW

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 30, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

good school

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Three semesters (august 03-december 04)

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 30, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was there fall 1998 to fall 1999

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

ftw!

majored in UC Transfer Plan/Roasting bowls under the oaks… and, the most beautiful women in the North Bay are concentrated on that campus. SRJC baseball has produced a lot of good players, including my bro who went on to pitch for Texas Tech

by KrazyKrabMeat on Jul 30, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

SRJC has more major leaguers than the UC I transferred to.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was there in 87 & 88!

Fairley odd parent to Wendell
converting tools into skills since 2008...

by WTF on Jul 30, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

SRJC Alumni, HOORAY!

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

My parents started out there before transferring to UCSD.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually know Gomes

I worked with his brother Mario at Mary’s Pizza Shack (if anyone’e ever heard of it) and Johnny came in a couple times during the hollidays to say whats up and sign some autographs.

pretty neat!

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I said the Giants need more power hitting, that’s not what I had in mind.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

ummm…… Dukes was hitting .271 .340 .479 against lefties before he got sent down, is not a defensive liability, and should come alot cheaper than Willingham.

If we are looking for a platoon partner for Lewis/Winn what would be wrong with him? I’d take his .819 OPS vs LHP especially with his upside.

by OTTOMATIC on Jul 30, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was making a domestic-abuse joke.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s right….. I forgot about that! It’s cool Kevin Mitchell can take him under his wing.

by OTTOMATIC on Jul 30, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

yikes!

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is a miserable outfielder and terrible base runner. Trust me on this. Still, no worse than Fred Lewis. And he has a very quick bat.

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 30, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is tearing up AAA right now too – .281 .373 .547

Maybe the Nats wouldn’t give him up for cheap.

by OTTOMATIC on Jul 30, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

U TRADED DAWG

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Keith law Chat live update

Jason (Orlando)

Keith, what are your thoughts on Alderson? I saw that his velocity is down this year. Do you think he is injured or just destined to be a #5 type starter?

Keith Law
  (1:07 PM)

I don’t think he’s injured, but he’s not a real physical kid (yet, plenty of room to fill out) and his delivery has effort. He’s gone backwards, that’s absolutely a concern. One scout I talked to who saw him in July said he wrote him up as a 5th starter.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

wow

Tom V (Newtown, PA)

Did Sabean know something about Alderson that the rest of us don’t know?
Keith Law
  (1:12 PM)

I’m guessing his player development people were telling him Alderson’s fastball and curve had both gone backwards this year. If I didn’t have history with Alderson in HS, I would probably have talked about this as too little for Pittsburgh, based solely on what Alderson is now. I’ve seen him much better than this, and I do like the feel for pitching, so I’m still giving him extra credit.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

way harsh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

what law is basically saying is he project Alderson to be equal value, but as things stand right now if neither player improve their value, the Giants got the upper hand.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brute basically said the same thing

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I’m not saying it’s overly harsh just saying, “whoa, that’s harsh.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Neyer and Law, who I think it’s fair to say have significant contact with scouts around MLB, both seemed to indicate that Alderson’s stock has plummeted and this was a fair trade for the Giants. So, bummer, but I have fully reached the acceptance stage.

by taliesin on Jul 30, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

or bail beofre it drops further. I sold my Cisco stock at 55 dollars when I bought at 73. A year later it was at 20.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know what you’re saying.

I just find it hard to see a guy’s stock drop so much over the course of a few games. If there was something mechanically wrong with him, then that should be correctable.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants do seem to have a pretty good track record of evaluating minor league pitchers, though.

by taliesin on Jul 30, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's wait and see, of course

Sure, Alderson could be the next Ainsworth or Grilli or Nate Bump, but I’d like to know that a bad month doesn’t really make that much of a difference, particularly if the problem is correctable.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, clearly if Alderson even develops into Jeff Suppan this trade will be looked on in the Bagwell category.

by taliesin on Jul 30, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

More like hyperbole. Sanchez, if he plays to his career level, will be worth about $15 million over the next 1 1/3 season and make $10.5 million, so the Giants would get a surplus of $4.5 million. If Alderson develops into Jeff Suppan, he’ll be worth about $45 million over the next five years and make, say, $10 million or so. Even discounting the time value, $35 million > $4.5 million. It would be a colossally lopsided trade, mortgaging the future for a short-term fix.

by taliesin on Jul 30, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

what....?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m figuring a middling starting pitcher on the FA market is worth about $9 million a year. It could be a little higher or lower, but not much, so over five seasons a 3-4 starter is worth $45 million.

Over Alderson’s indentured servitude and arb years I figure he’ll make $10 million or so, so he’d give a team a $35 million surplus.

The reason Alderson’s not worth that is because he’s only seen as having, say, a 15% chance of reaching that. $35 * 0.15 = $5.25 million = Freddy Sanchez.

by taliesin on Jul 30, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, it helps soothe the pain a bit but it still seems like an overreaction to a few bad months.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

but he's not somebody with high upside worth waiting and hoping for

His ceiling is low and the most projectable thing he had was “he’ll make it to the big leagues”. Now he doesn’t even have that projection anymore.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

based on a few bad starts.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

eh we needed to make a move now, and he was identified as somebody that fits the bill on both sides. Knowing what we know now, I think I’d like to keep Noonan more than Alderson.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure its not just based on a few bad starts…

by Hobbes2d on Jul 30, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still pissed about trading Joe Nathan, so yeah, I’m stuck on %$#@!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 10:16 AM PDT reply actions  

i still can’t hear the name “aj” without puking a little in my mouth

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

there are certain things around here we just don’t talk about.
Well, okay we talk about them all the time and just PRETEND we don’t…
AJ and ’02 top that list.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

There was no baseball in 2002.

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jul 30, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

1993 should be added to this list

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Dominguez

I know this is his first season of pro ball, but he has done well thus far. I wonder if it wasnt a bad idea getting sanchez, could be a nice stop gag for 2nd as we wait for dominguez to develop into a power hitting 3rd baseman, move pablo over to 2nd with as athletic as he is he would be a ++ hitting second baseman. Anvil comes up to play 1st and thats a nice hitting infield. defense questionable but its an idea.

by Bryappie on Jul 30, 2009 10:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Pablo to second?

I dont think so

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, unless he’s gonna drop about 30 pounds in the offseason, I really don’t wanna see Pablo try to make the turn on the double play, except maybe for comedic value.

by taliesin on Jul 30, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, like in 33rd inning.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cake .gif please :-)

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by nvsfg on Jul 30, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo at 2nd

All the mocking comments about Pablo at 2B are hauntingly familiar to those who doubted he could handle 3B.

I love Panda at 3B and want him to stay there, but isn’t there some point where we stop doubting the Panda? The kid has done whatever’s been asked of him and done it well.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would mock the idea of Babe Ruth playing 2B, as well. Doesn’t mean he wasn’t incredible.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm no expert

But something tells me that Pablo at 3rd is a bad, bad idea.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 30, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

2nd, that is

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 30, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol panda @ 2nd

(that would be bad)

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by Viliphied on Jul 30, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

BODY BIAS

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

All fat infield

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would Pablo be the biggest second baseman in ML history?

by taliesin on Jul 30, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

he would have as much range as Uribe

by Bryappie on Jul 30, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s an idea alright.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

True. But this is why there’s a box.

by taliesin on Jul 30, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dominguez is currently five levels away from the majors. Projecting anything for him at this point is silly.

by Evan on Jul 30, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

MVP IN 2017 AND 2019

HE WILL MISS TIME IN 2018 WITH A PULLED GROIN HOWEVER

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 30, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

pablo would look even more out of place at 2nd than he does at 3rd. and at least we know he can play 3rd pretty well.

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 10:20 AM PDT reply actions  

whoops, reply fail.

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

David Aardsma is listed as a FA on mlb’s free agent list

by Bryappie on Jul 30, 2009 10:24 AM PDT reply actions  

he shouldn't be

2009: Near Minimum, 2010-12: Arb. Eligible, 2013: Free Agent

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've never been a fan of Uribe

But what bothers me about this trade is that Sanchez is not having a significantly better year than Uribe. His slugging percentage is better by some 40 points and his on base is only better by 20 or so points. I just don’t think that difference is worth Alderson, 4th starter or not.

waiting for 2011....

by Osama91w9 on Jul 30, 2009 10:25 AM PDT reply actions  

I thought Uribe was playing over his head though

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can't expect Uribe to keep up his performance the rest of the year..

especially when he is way outproducing his previous years numbers.

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 30, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

but if this trade means Uribe slides over to short, it is worth it. Upgrade 2 positions. AT THE SAME TIME.

Oh and Uribe BABIp was insane. Playing way over his head.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like him better than Renteria

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didnt know the bums are only paying hudson 3.8mil this year as apposed to the 9.25mil we’re paying Renteria

by Bryappie on Jul 30, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

They signed him way late in the offseason though. He was seeking a multi-year deal which is why AZ didn’t make him an offer. However, one could argue that Sabean should have been able to predict the crappy market and waited to sign Rent.

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by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Costs the Dodgers a pick this year.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess thats why we have Howry as well for almost 3mil

by Bryappie on Jul 30, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rent needs to take his bone chips, or whatever the hell it is in his elbow, off to the dl.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

As I understand it, that wouldn’t really help (except to get him out of the lineup). I don’t think his elbow’s gonna get better without surgery.

by taliesin on Jul 30, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what I mean, stick him on the 60 day, get him the surgery, clear up some roster space… hope he forgets the way back to the ball park.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

That may still happen, if he doesn’t start hitting. They could play Uribe or Sanchez at SS and have a much better lineup, just bring up Frandsen as a backup (like that would happen, right?).

by taliesin on Jul 30, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

not after he apparently threw a hissy fit last night.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s ask ZiPS!

Uribe projection: .265/.304/.417, wOBA of .312
Sanchez projection: .291/.330/.413, wOBA of .327

That’s a difference of, uh … three runs over the rest of the year? Maybe four?

Awesome trade.

by Evan on Jul 30, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought we liked defense.

And Uribe can play SS anyway. Renteria won’t last much longer.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 30, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe’s actually a really good defensive 2B. And yeah, I do hope this trade leads to some sort of Uribe starting SS type thing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re going to drive Zets crazy.

by xanthan on Jul 30, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think even he has to admit that Uribe > Renteria

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

And by proxy, ADMIT THAT I WUZ RIGHT!

by xanthan on Jul 30, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Middle 5th. Mets 5 – Rox 0

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by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 10:29 AM PDT reply actions  

YEAH METS

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Double header today

A Mets sweep would be bueno

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

What are you doing, Cincinnati?

The Cincinnati Reds are talking to the Blue Jays about the possibility of acquiring infielder Scott Rolen in exchange for minor-league prospect Yonder Alonso. The first baseman is a product of the University of Miami and carries a big bat. He was the Reds’ first pick (seventh overall) in the 2008 draft.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 10:31 AM PDT reply actions  

That would be dumb

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

How is that possible?

Scott is our CF

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by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dusty strikes again

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 30, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is Dusty the GM now, too?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh man

Well, that would definitely make me feel better.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, if the Reds are looking to dump Alonso, I’d be happy to put together a big fat package for them.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

They like Aurilia, give them some grit

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

a big, fat, gritty package

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

twss!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Jul 30, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

GM Walt Jocketty had Rolen in St. Louis. they need a 3b, but that would be an unbelievably bad deal.

But if the Reds are willing to deal Alonzo, I’d call them up.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alonso hasn’t been that impressive .287/.360/.470 this year over 47 A+ and 16AA games. He’s 21 and currently injured.

by Bryappie on Jul 30, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alonso was in a horrible slump to start the year, then tore it up.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

they promoted him and he hasn’t got his bat up to AA yet

by Bryappie on Jul 30, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLorado

Mets up 6-0

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by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 10:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Josh Willingham
Outfielder Josh Willingham was pulled from the Nationals’ lineup today, and the Washington Post’s Chico Harlan thinks “something is definitely going down.”

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 10:38 AM PDT reply actions  

just beat me to posting that

With Malice Towards Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

ZOMG!

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

hmmmm

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

miss you, Posey and Neal and Noonan and Crawford and AnVil…

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

you know Bumgarner?

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

KHAAAAANNN!

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m scared and excited at the same time… I love being a Giants fan

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

…but not for MadBum.

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

OMG now I can’t do anything else for the next 4 hours but read 1000 more speculative posts!!!!1

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 30, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

FALSE ALARM
12:38pm: Harlan says it’s a stiff neck, not a trade.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 30, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

lolercoaster

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL @us

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s hurt! All the better.

I bet Sabean scours the d/l looking for grit and savvy.

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol.

FALSE ALARM, WILLINGHAM HAS GAS

by xanthan on Jul 30, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed for a good minute and a half at this. I love having the sense of humor of a toddler

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 30, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

12:39: Giants doctors inspect neck

by ryanmiles on Jul 30, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

i’d like to punch Chico Harlan in the face

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

From the Nats blog:

All I can say, Chico, is that you have made the right choice aiming for a food critic job rather than becoming an investigative reporter.

Posted by: FromTheEclipseThePlaceThatBobCarpenterCallsHome | July 30, 2009 1:43 PM

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

how can the same guy say that “something is definitely going down” and then correct that right after

With Malice Towards Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

he’s too quick on the draw

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

With Malice Towards Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that, or he asked someone with the Nats, who lied to him.

by taliesin on Jul 30, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Willingham is especially gifted in the oral department, which led to the stiff neck afterwards. It makes sense.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

irl lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

like Sanchez’s knee? And how it was completely normal for the opposing teams training staff to examine him not once, but TWICE!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

que?

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 10:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.....
BOSTON _ Late Wednesday night there were two teams in the mix for Blue Jays ace Roy Halladay — the Sox and the Rangers.

Now it appears the Dodgers are in the lead for the right-handed ace. Talks with the Red Sox have calmed down — for now.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

If they trade away Kershaw, they'll regret it.

I wouldn’t mind them screwing up their future.

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 30, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kershaw isnt going anywhere

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ken Rosenthal says...
Blue Jays right-hander Roy Halladay remains a possibility, but only if the Dodgers are willing to part with the necessary prospects.

The Blue Jays would not require the Dodgers to include right-hander Chad Billingsley or lefty Clayton Kershaw in a deal for Halladay, according to major-league sources.

But Dodgers GM Ned Colletti has said publicly that the Jays want five or six of his team’s best young players.

Fuck me.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh

i was completely wrong then

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhh noes

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 30, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Dodgers farm system isn’t what it once was.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

If they make a trade without either Bills or Kershaw, it will be a wasteland

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Teenage wasteland?

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

without improving the Blue Jays much

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 30, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doesnt seem like a match. Unless they give up Loney or Either +. I dont see it.

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good gravy …what if they trade Martin?

Whatever would we do??

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would leave them with Aumus catching

I could deal with that

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Suck Brad Asmus!

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

that just doesn’t have the same ring to it though

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I meant suck it. Please don’t think that I implied that I want anyone to actually suck Brad Asmus

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Billy Bean. No, seriously.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Will he buy me dinner first?

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

the dodgers farm system isn't really that good anymore though

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not true. It’s not what it was say 3 years ago, but it’s still above average. If they trade for Roy it will be really bad. Which makes me happy.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can guarantee that that list of five or six young players would include several currently on the big league club

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 30, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Boston changed course is now after Adrian Gonzalez

by Bryappie on Jul 30, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sox clubhouse attendant: “Here’s your locker, uniform & syringes. Will there be anything else?”

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just how much leverage does Riccardi have? How bad for him would it be to still have Hallady on the roster after 7/31?

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I keep going back and forth between looking forward to the rest of the season with the two new guys who should improve the line up some and being completely pissed off that we gave up Barnes and Alderson for production that could have come from simply not starting the season with Burriss at 2nd and platooning some journeyman lefty masher with Ishi at 1b (also known as the NeifiChicken doctrine).

I know hindsight is 20/20 but we could have had Orlando Hudson for the whole season for a little more than we’re paying Freddy for the rest of this season.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jul 30, 2009 10:48 AM PDT reply actions  

My advice is to begin drinking heavily.

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

and if you already do?

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

and power bars?

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I shower in that shit

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

thats Showah

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Glad someone got

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know hindsight is 20/20 but we could have had Orlando Hudson for the whole season for a little more than we’re paying Freddy for the rest of this season.

+ our 2009 2nd rd pick, which is Thomas Joseph

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Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 30, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alderson > Joseph, though.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

true, didn’t mean to imply he was better or worse

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Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 30, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good point. Didn’t think about that.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jul 30, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what if now Joseph decides not to sign because we traded Alderson?

WHAT THEN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

just because they both went to the same high school do you think that joseph would take trading tim2 as reason for not signing?

by Bryappie on Jul 30, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do believe I see a chasm filled with sar.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

David Ortiz batting second in this inning

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 10:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Sean Burroughs, Part Deux
All quiet on the Kevin Kouzmanoff front, not that the Pads haven’t tried to gauge his value the last few years.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 10:52 AM PDT reply actions  

CHICO HARLAN IS GOING DOWN!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Theres a Kevin Kouzmanoff front?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

All Quiet on the Russion Front

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as “…gouge his value…”

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 30, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

ROIDS HELPED THAT DOUBLE

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

FOR GIANT EYES ON-LEEEEE

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

awesome…..now wheres rocket boy

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Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 30, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

SIAP: Frandsen lost it yesterday
The trade that brought three-time All-Star Sanchez from Pittsburgh to San Francisco was a crushing blow for Frandsen, who opened spring training competing for the Giants’ starting second-base job.

This bad news might have gotten to Frandsen, who lost his temper and was pulled from the game by manager Dan Rohn after flying out to end the second inning of Fresno’s 5-4 victory over Colorado Springs at Chukchansi Park.

Frandsen threw his bat in frustration after making the third out. As Frandsen removed his hitting gear, first-base coach Hensley Meulens stared him down and pointed to the dugout. Frandsen left the field and was replaced by Jake Wald at shortstop.

Fresno Bee Link

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 30, 2009 10:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Another quote - the end for Franny?
Asked before the game whether he had been given a fair shot, Frandsen said: “No. That’s how I felt [after the second of three demotions] and I still feel the same. I don’t know. It is what it is.”

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 30, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

FRANNY 4 WILLINGHAM

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

trade him

give the dude a shot somewhere else

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

He deserves a shot somewhere

but he shouldn’t be freaking out like that.

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really don’t blame him a bit.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree that he has gotten screwed.

However, a freakout can never help your situation.

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anger Management ProTip:
“Just…walk away.”

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 30, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Serenity Now!

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Frandsen is a follower of jcb9.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

RAGE NOW!

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

wooosah

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 30, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tell us how you really feel Kevin!

But in all seriousness, it’s time for Frandsen to go. At this point, it doesn’t matter if it’s Frandsen’s ineffectiveness in limited appearances or if it’s managements fault for not giving him enough of a chance. If he’s gonna keep coming out and talking smack every time something happens, there’s really no reason for him to be in the Giants organization anymore.

by deuce deuce on Jul 30, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Franny's gotta cool it

The thing is he’s hardly produced as a Giant every time he plays. He knows his at bats are limited so he had to basically earn his job with every swing and he flat out didn’t produce.

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 30, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, that's the bottom line.

Limited shot or not, he failed to produce or show signs of being anything more than a expendable utility infielder.

by lincecumania on Jul 30, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

that must be the most stressful job in the world

Welcome to the bigs kid, you have 20 ABs over 15 games to prove yourself. What? you want to be able to get steady ABs so you can get in some sort of groove? Fuck you. What do you mean “what about that other guy who had a sub .600 OPS who got 200 ABs?” didn’t you know he hit like .350 in spring training? We were just waiting for his bat to come around.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 30, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Burris got 200+ at bats to prove he sucked. Frandsen gets 40? that’s not what I’d call getting a real shot, particularly when he had a much better track record.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is exactly right. He was hosed by the organization and he should feel pissy about it.

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 30, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

there’s no crying in baseball.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 30, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can remember some crying in baseball… long about oooooh 6-7 years ago now?

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did cry back then..

For a whole week.

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 30, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Im getting misty just thinking about it

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, when they shortened the season…I remember that.

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I felt sorry for all of those people killed by that huge asteroid.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Took out a huge chuck of So Cal as I recall.

Tragic.

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, not that tragic.

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Easy for you to say as long as you’re not Huge Chuck.

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1

I laughed more than I should have at this.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huge Chuck lives forever, yo. His beats will never die.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK, now I laughed more than I should’ve at THIS.

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

They know the dangers of living in Southern California!

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

may the force be with you!

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was posted somewhere already, but with all the open, active threads who knows where it was!
And that’s why I was referring to earlier to his “hissy fit”

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel bad for the guy that he got injured

and that screwed up his future, but enough is enough. Time to cut ties. He might not have been given a great shot (although 400 AB’s isn’t nothing), but from what I have seen, he is just a utility infielder. Expendable, and not even an upgrade over a guy like Uribe.

by lincecumania on Jul 30, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

He grew up a Giants fan. Rage and frustration come to him naturally.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can Guzman play left?

While Nate’s on the DL, why don’t they give him a shot at left instead of FLew? I know the Giants will have a ton of RH hitters then but Lewis hasn’t done much except that Rockies game.

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 30, 2009 11:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Guzman can barely play his own postion. I think I would be be scared to put him in the outfield. I think you would be looking at sub-Adam Dunn defense.

by CrispinGloversBalls on Jul 30, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLorado

Mets up 7-0

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 11:04 AM PDT reply actions  

I appreciate this

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I fucking love Keith Law
Matt (Philly)


So when Curt Schilling swears he never saw steroids in the locker room, despite being on the 1993 Phillies, 2001 Dbacks and 2004 Red Sox, what should we say to him??
Keith Law
  (1:17 PM)


To get his eyes checked?

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Point

Law

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Law is kind of a douche, but it’s hard to hate on him when I seem to agree with him so often on stuff.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gene (New Haven)


I was just looking over the BA prospect handbook, all four of the guys Cleveland got for Lee ranked in the top 10, with three of them ranking 2,3 and four (Carrasco, Marson and Donald) so why are people saying Cleveland didn’t get as much as they could?
Keith Law
  (1:54 PM)


Because I don’t write for BA?

oh man I’m ROFL

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is the important one to read
B (Walnut Creek, CA)


Hey Keith, I know you’ve answered some questions about Alderson already, but I have an important one. At the time of the trade, was he still a Top 100 prospect? Grade B guy? It’s hard for fans to find that out, and we need that information to make an informed decision on whether this was a good or bad trade.


Keith Law
  (2:03 PM)
He’d be back end of a top 100 at best. I stuffed him at 26 on my preseason ranking because of age, performance, and the grade 55 or 60 curveball, but that pitch isn’t there for him right now.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tell this to the Pirates fans gloating on mlbtraderumors. Assholes think they have a future. Riiight

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 30, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know there are Pirates fans starting college this year who have never seen a winning season in their lifetime.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 30, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this calls for a benefit concert

Or maybe a late night infomercial featuring Sally Struthers

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 30, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried to say this all day yesterday that Alderson is not that high on a prospect list anymore. There are way more guys I’d rather have over him.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 30, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No offense, but I think a lot of us just take your word a lot less seriously than guys like Rob Neyer and Keith Law.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obey the KLaw

That’s why Mr. Law and I get along so well. We’re both snarky mofos.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

well if they inject them in your bum, he probably didn’t actually SEE the stuff.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still more worried about the rumored PTBNL in the Garko trade.

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Jul 30, 2009 11:06 AM PDT reply actions  

you shouldn't be

there was no PTBNL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Crash Davis!

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I HAVE ACCEPTED IT

Now go on and win this stupid wild-card boobie prize, you jerks!!!

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

lol Pirates

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 30, 2009 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

They’d be traded faster than a mad dash home by Sid Bream

Ouch

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

hehe

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

"BOOTED BY LIND!!!"

Rooting around in my storage locker I found my VCR tape of that game.
IRregardless of local sentiment I really enjoyed it , and the Braves’ run over the next decade.

Still…HOW MANY championships to show for all that talent?

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 30, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sportscenter did a thing showing what the Priates team would be if they didnt make all those trades

It looked something like this:
C-Kendall
1B- LaRoche
2B- Sanchez
SS- Wilson
3B- A-Ram
LF- Bay
CF- McClouth
RF- Nady

Pitchers- Oliver Perez, Jeff Suppan, etc

obviously some would have left, but still, thats a good team

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aramis is really the only embarrassing loss there.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Bay trade was awful

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Their OF would be pretty sweet with McCutchen, Bay and McClouth

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did both Dodgers and Rockies became the Giants?

Dodgers have scored 3 runs in 35 innings and the Rockies have 3 runs in likely 27 innings. I’m not complaining and it’d be nice to see this continue into August, September and forever.

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 30, 2009 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

OT: At the movie rental store

Any quick movie recommendations? Old or new, prefer comedies. Thanks.

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 30, 2009 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Princess Bride!

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jul 30, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pineapple Express

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 30, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also

NETFLIXS!

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 30, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Marrying Man.

I dunno why but I LMAO.

maybe it was the helium

also As Good As It Gets
Nicholson in fine form

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 30, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Police Academy 6

"I can't hit the ball until I hit the bottle!"

by Li on Jul 30, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mission to Moscow is better.

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 30, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Orgazmo

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gonnie Garko!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

From Dusk Till Dawn! Salma Hayek ruined my adolescence with that scene.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

mmmmmmmmm

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 30, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

If she was president she’d be Babraham Lincoln

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I lol’d

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Role Models

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 30, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Indiana Jones: Crystal Skull

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

So did I, actually.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed it for what it was, but I don’t dig the ending.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t like the monkeys, but meh.

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Backdoor Sluts 9

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought they should have stopped after 7. It’s like they are just making them for the money now.

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

What if Shakespeare had felt that way? Then we would never have 'Henry V'

They gotta keep going, just in case.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

eh, I think he was dialing it in by the third act of V; now, Henry IV part 2 was a higher level.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

hilarious south park episode

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

“BACKDOOR SLUTS 9!!!”

by Falconer88 on Jul 30, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH NO! NOT BACK DOOR SLUTS 9!!

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

The precious

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Back door sluts 9 makes crotch capers 3 look like naughty nurses 2!

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Five midgets, spanking a man covered with 1000-island dressing. Is that making love?

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t hold a candle to the classic that is Stop! My Ass is on Fire 2.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

To Be Or Not To Be (1941 Jack Benny, not Mel Brooks)

by sularz on Jul 30, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

GOOD!

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Citizen Kane.

“A veritable laugh riot!” writes Joel Segal

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Leftist propaganda."

— Michael Medved

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Taken

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Brothers Solomon
Let The Right One In

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Comically bad!

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed out loud more than I do in most comedies

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Comically bad?

Then get Abominable.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Jul 30, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not much could be worse than “Wendigo” .

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jul 30, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEES!!!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 30, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOW'D IT GET BURNED!

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Jul 30, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

/puts on bear costume
/jump punches woman in face

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 30, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for all the recs fellas.

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 30, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Evil Dead!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

2

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 30, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLrado

Mets win 7-0. Rox haven’t scored a run since Monday

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

Great start to the day

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wish they woulda tanked when we were playing them. It’s all well and good that they stink now, but I don’t have high hopes for the Giants next 4 games, so we won’t gain any ground on them.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

But, but…we have TEH SANCHI!!!!!1

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s it. I’m getting a sandwich for lunch.

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

BOLD PREDICTION

Giants win Phillies series 3-1, losing only the :(owski start.

Don’t hold me to it.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 30, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

If this doesnt happen

Im coming after your head

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Sadowski still on the team?

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 30, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are married to that prediction now.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 30, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

/holds you to it

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 2, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phillies have a great road record. However, they did get shut down by Yusmeiro Petit (who?) last night.

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

We still have nine more games with them.

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

How many at home?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eeeeeeeeeexcellent

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha on espn2

they are showing Ortiz’s interview when he said that positive tests should ban players

With Malice Towards Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 11:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Wait. Alderson was traded for Sanchez?

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Jul 30, 2009 11:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Roselyn Sanchez ?

I’m OK with that.

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jul 30, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHA?!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, it sorta flew under the radar. Big story Clement getting traded kinda buried this one

With Malice Towards Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Link pls

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wan’t to know what AssMan4Eva thinks of the trade

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

He has been curiously absent

I thought he would be all over this.

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 30, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, huh, that’s weird. It’s like in a fit of rage, a person with banning powers got pissed at him for writing something stupid at exactly the wrong time. I’m sure it’s just a coincidence.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 30, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOU SIR ARE WORSE THAN HITLEER.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

AND ALSO HITLER.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hitleer: all Hitler’s bad traits, plus creepy looks at young women.

oh wait.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a running joke with my wife about an imaginary guy called Bob Hitler. He’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him, you see.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who could it be now?

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did see a GiantsFan4Ever and wondered

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

That wasn’t Gil Renard was it?

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

/googles Gil Renard
/adds The Fan to netflix queue

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lot of veiled Barry Bonds hate in that movie

Just a warning..

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 30, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t seen it since it was new. Doesn’t a former Brave die? I remember being happy about this.

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's funny

I read the book on which that was based. The book was entirely composed of letters & notes between the characters. Creepy. Good stuff.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

What took you so long?

"I can't hit the ball until I hit the bottle!"

by Li on Jul 30, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

STALIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

i wan’t to know how you got that apostrophe in that word

by jobrien9 on Jul 30, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wait for the Mayor to arrive before making all of my typing/grammatical errors

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your fingers tremble in Hizzoner’s presence?

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 30, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

work sucks and i need to do something with my time

by jobrien9 on Jul 30, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m stuck home waiting for a damn FedEx delivery…la la la la la la la la ugh

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

better then having to take a monster shit and being stuck on the phone with an incompetent customer

by jobrien9 on Jul 30, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Help them through Twitter

I’m POOPIN!

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

MARK ELLIS

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT but

What do you think of Matt’s chances of winning NL Pitcher of the month?

3-0, 0.94 ERA in 6 starts

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 11:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Biased , uninformed opinion says

lock

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 30, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

holy crap

I just realized the month is about to end. He should win it easily.

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

100%

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Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

REGRESSION!!!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

None

doesn’t play for a east coast team

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

joking about the east coast thing?

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

HE DONT HAZ WINZ!

DE LA ROZA HAZ 4 WINZ!!

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 30, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not enough swingthrough stuff.

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

that xFIP is going to catch up with him any day now

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

oddly enough

at this point, his FIP and his xFIP are the best of his career.

STILL THIRD STARTER AT BEST MATERIAL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

The free market says

Barry Zito is the best pitcher on this team.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 30, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

TRUST THE FREE MARKET it gives the best system in the world!

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow he’s a career 127 ERA+. Sure it’s only 5 seasons, but that is amazing production for what we’re paying him.

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s inflated a bit by the 202 ERA+ this year, but yeah, Matt Cain = awesome.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT SOME GUY ON LOOKOUT LANDING SAID WAS MEDIOCRE EARLIER THIS YEAR.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he is a third starter…

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best pitcher of the month

AT BEST!

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

The best third best pitcher of the month

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

aww…I’m doin’ it wrong

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOOB

;)

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

3 Wins in 6 Starts?

Bah!

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Jul 30, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only 3 wins in 6 starts…how can you give a pitcher of the month award to someone who has only pitched well in half of his outings?!?!

by snafu on Jul 30, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

needs to learn to win

by jctGamer on Jul 30, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

On another note, that makes me miss August Lowry. :(

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

RIP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Any news on him?

He had the rib removed, so is he basically done or is he going to make a comeback?

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 30, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is the left fielder for the Nationals.

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOWRY 4 WILLINGHAM!!!!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

ZOMG

LOWRY = ADAM DUNN????

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh

I get it

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Adam Done?

I don’t get it!

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Jul 30, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Irene Dunn

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crocodile Dun Dee

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dee Wallace

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dee Dee Ramone

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ramon Martinez

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Other Ramon Martinez

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edgar Martinez

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Martinez!!!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scooby Doo

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scooby Doo can doo-doo, but Jimmy Carter is Smarter!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scrappy Doo

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phil “Scrap Iron” Garner

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked his second album

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never Forget

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

:(

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last night I was absolutely horrified by this trade, but this morning, it doesn’t seem QUITE as bad. I still think they should have held on to Alderson, but I’m no longer putting it up there with the A.J. Pierzynski deal. That one was just ga-ga. In that one, we gave up 3 players who turned into solid major league players, two of whom all stars, for a guy who gave us ONE so so season. Worst trade EVER? It’s gotta be up there. In this one, we’re giving up a great prospect, but we’re filling a position we really needed, and the thing that’s kind of making me not as bitter about it is that Sanchez isn’t gonna be a rental player for the rest of the year. He’ll be here next season, and there’s a strong possibility that he’ll be re-signed after that. So, if the Giants took care of their second base need for the next 5 or 6 years, it’s not really as bad a trade as I thought it was last night. Well, that is unless Alderson starts winning Cy Young awards for Pittsburgh…

by ololo3 on Jul 30, 2009 11:50 AM PDT reply actions  

He’ll be here next season, and there’s a strong possibility that he’ll be re-signed after that. So, if the Giants took care of their second base need for the next 5 or 6 years

If the Giants re-sign Sanchez for 5 or 6 years after 2010, I am going to set everyone on fire.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, YOU’RE the one burning all those parked cars in SF?

/calls police

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 30, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

IKR? What's up with that?

There’s other ways to clear off the fog in the Richmond …

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention...

I LIVE OUT HERE, mang! That shit is happening within blocks of my house, and because my driveway is weird, I can’t park in my garage. Hmph.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lived in the Richmond when I was going to college. I like it out there. Clement Street’s fun.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mayor of the Farallones?

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 30, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just about. In the 40's near Balboa St.

Upside: my skin stays nice.
Downside: fog rolls through my damn house.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

/searches ebay for pocket fire extinguisher

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 30, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCoven's Law:

Woe is the McCoven who happens to be out of the office, away from a computer and completely offline the day the Giants trade a former #1 draft pick for an All-Star second baseman. If I did nothing between now and 5pm but read this site, I might get 20% through all the comments. Alas, I have to “work.”

Also: I benched Santana on my fantasy team today because he was supposed to have pitched last night (before the rainout pushed him to today). So naturally, he throws 7 innings of shutout ball with 8 strikeouts.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 30, 2009 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

we tottalled them up

about 10,000 comments total yesterday

just read the Overflow threads

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

KATIE BAR THE DOOR

Oh snap. We might not be done, says Jon Heyman.

http://www.fannation.com/si_blogs/mlb_trade_talk/posts/72461-giants-considering-adding-a-fifth-starter

The Giants are now considering trying to picking up a fifth starter in addition to extra offensive help, a need that arose with Randy Johnson’s recent injury.

The acquisition of former batting champion Freddy Sanchez, plus first baseman Ryan Garko, bolstered the Giants’ lineup, but they haven’t ruled out trading for more offense. They’ve scouted Miguel Tejada, Carlos Lee, Josh Willingham, Nick Johnson, Mark Teahen and Marco Scutaro, among others, though some of those players are no longer of interest after the addition of Sanchez and Garko.

Reds starter Bronson Arroyo is available, but he has $17 million to go on his contract through the end of next season. The Diamondbacks’ Doug Davis and Jon Garland are also available.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 11:53 AM PDT reply actions  

I’d be very happy with a fifth starter trade, but only if it comes cheap.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right

Absolutely no more than MadBum

by Shoeless on Jul 30, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

oooohh

interesting, DNW Arroyo

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

He can hit and play the guitar!

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 30, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

and accept large sums of money!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Lewis can rap!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Conquer the world

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

B Weezy

can beatbox

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when he signed with Boston for a hometown discount, and then they turned around and traded him to Cincinnatti? That was cool

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 30, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I remember after that when he faced the Cubs at Wrigley the fans were chanting “Home-town Dis-Count” when he came out to the mound.

by taliesin on Jul 30, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next on Sabean’s docket: Bumgarner for Teahen.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not another guitar-playing pitcher.

by shanghaijim on Jul 30, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

DOUG DAVIS FOR ENTIRE SALEM-KEIZER ROSTER

Get’r done, Sabes!

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 30, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever it is, we need to be sure to give up a top prospect and take on as much salary as possible.

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

We already have a 5th starter

They need to sign someone better than that.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Third starter at least!

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 30, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Arroyo!

good lord

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have pat byrd

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bronson’s non-sucky brother!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 30, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT Question

Is this the biggest and most active board on SBNation? All the other ones I’ve been to seem anemic by comparison.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 30, 2009 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

It’s top 5. The most popular are allegedly Athletics Nation, Lookout Landing, Lone Star Ball and Viva El Birdos

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that just traffic though? It seems like every thread has many comments here.

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

LL and AN definitely get a lot of comments as well. I don’t know if they beat us, but they get a lot.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read AN pretty often but they don’t get anywhere near the comments we do

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah, the comments have been pretty ridiculous lately. I don’t know if it’s because of the trade deadline or what, but Grant didn’t used to get 1000+ comments on every front page post.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bleed Cubbie Blue is pretty active, as well.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

the traffic has been crazy lately

but even before, we usually racked up 200-300+ comments in the GD thread before the first pitch

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus I’d bet more McCoven have thrown themselves down the stairs than any other blog

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it does seem to me like MCC gets the most comments

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

There may not be as many of us, but we can’t shut the fuck up.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

“We can’t shut the fuck up” should be the new tagline

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet most of other blogs comments are about baseball though.

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just sayin

I’ve been to a couple blogs to see how they’re responding to trades, and NONE of them have 2 overflow threads for 1 trade.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 30, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

when measured by number of TWSS jokes

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Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Athletics Nation and Lookout Landing are very, very active.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lookout Landing is also very, very funny and sarcastic. Not quite as much as we are, but close.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 30, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

you say F*CK on Lookout Landing!!

(edited by mods for bad language)

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 30, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Problem with them is they get their panties in a bunch if you don’t use the Subject line for commenting. Here we just get on you if you are an A’s fan and/or put up stupid trade posts.

by CrispinGloversBalls on Jul 30, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

or confuse and misuse
then / than
their / they’re / there
or use phrases like “should of”

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

its / it’s

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

could/couldn’t care less

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jul 30, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a fan of them on Facebook! And in life.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s It has a face book page?
I may have to reconsider my boycotting of trendy social networks.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s-It >>>>> all other ice cream desserts

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 30, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schulman

David Pinto makes a controversial point about the Sanchez for Alderson trade on Baseball Musings, saying Giants fans who dislike the trade are wrong.
    YOU HAVEN’T WON A CHAMPIONSHIP IN 55 YEARS!
    There are a few franchises that haven’t won in such a long time that they have an obligation to mortgage the future to win now when they are in contention. The Cubs, Indians, and Giants are the old school teams in this group, and the Rangers, Astros, Nationals and Padres fit into the new school group.

He notes that with Lincecum and Cain and extra days off, the team has a chance to win the World Series if it gets in the playoffs, and a trade that gets just one or two extra wins this year could do that. Do you agree with him?

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/giants/detail?blogid=22&entry_id=44588

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 11:55 AM PDT reply actions  

Who the hell is David Pinto?

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, but when you hit him from behind, he explodes

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember when Mayor of 311 made that joke. Hilarious.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

:( Damn you Mayorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone was asking about Frida Pinto, and I said

she’s named that because it sets her on fire when I tap her from behind.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d have to say yours is better…more artfully done. I was just trying to leap on it before anyone else could. It’s a jungle out there.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUNH! Jungle Love! Look out.

Oh wee oh wee oh.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wee oooo….killer tofuuuuu

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're very kind.

And I’m still in love with Frida Pinto.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I’m still in love with Frida Pinto Kahlo.

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

as portrayed by Salma Hayek, yes.

As portrayed by herself… nah.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the correct answer.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trotsky would disagree.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn’t get a choice.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was used to that.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Image and video hosting by TinyPic

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabermetrician, does PMR defensive stats.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

See, kids, Sabermetricians can be stupid too!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

You mean... he uses his bean?

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was great in “Slumdog Millionaire.”

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 30, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

was asking myself the same thing

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pinto thinks the Giants can win the WS? I like him already, with or without his exploding behind.

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 30, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

When he says it like that, yes, I do agree

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 30, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do appreciate it when some guy on the Internet tells us how to be proper fans.

by Evan on Jul 30, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we should settle everything with a Beer Summit

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 12:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed

I’ll bring the Yuengling

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least it's not

halladay

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 30, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not yet. Halladay is still in play.
vr, Xei

by Xeifrank on Jul 30, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you guys keep draining your farm of prospects, you’re going to start having to give up big-leaguers for Halladay.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also:

On baseball-reference.com home page right now:

July 29: Rockies trade Jason Hirsh to the Rockies for a player to be named.

The Rockies definitely got the short end of that deal.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 30, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lets see how it pays off for them

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

UPDATE

PTBNL was Jason Hirsh

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 30, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what they gave up

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bell (3B) and Johnson (AA, SP)
vr, Xei

by Xeifrank on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sherrill is a girl’s name.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

KNBR host logic is bad all around

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 12:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Bruno was funny

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tony Bruno?

Either way NAH

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh funny

It certainly was funny, just not good

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 30, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

An attempt to cheer myself up about this

Side topic: transactions you were very, very, very wrong about.

The big ones for me are that I liked both the Benitez and the Alfonzo signings at the time.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked both of those, too. There wasn’t much logical reason to dislike them at the time.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I live in NY and Mets fans laughed at me for the Benitez signing…

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jul 30, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then went to Giants game at Shea, and they called in Benitez and everyone there started cheering because they knew he’d blow it, which of course he did…

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jul 30, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

that one had cashing in on a career year written all over it. still, Benitez was so much worse than anyone expected.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Expecting sub 2.00 ERAs was unrealistic. Expecting a solid closer should not have been.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus, he was such a huge ass. worse than I expected.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the season opener at dodger stadium for the bums against the giants… the one where benitez blew a 3 run lead and lewis botched a play in left when he was brought in for defense in the ninth to give the dodgers the win. I cried.

by Bryappie on Jul 30, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

In retrospect, I'd say there was with Alfonzo

He already had injury issues and his power was showing signs of falling off a cliff.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Benitez was silly money.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

are people still really down about this sanchez trade? I don’t know about everyone else, but I’m in the – ok its done lets see how it pans out stage

With Malice Towards Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a stubborn man and I hold onto my bitterness longer than most about these things.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

fair enough

With Malice Towards Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

/still bitter about the Jack Clark trade
(not really)

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

we got Jose Uribe!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the second best Nicaragua-born player with a gringo-sounding name ever to play for the Giants!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why did we trade Orlando Cepeda!

/recalls bitterness from way before I was born.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was largely wrong on Molina.

by xanthan on Jul 30, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did go apoplectic about Matheny, though. He was not quite as awful as I expected for one year, at least.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed

I was wrong on large Molina.

You get it? He’s fat.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Jul 30, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s a lot more irritating than I thought he’d be.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, but I expected he would be out of baseball altogether by now and he’s put together a couple of nice seasons with us.

by xanthan on Jul 30, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind him if he was platooning with another catcher

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

he wasn’t irritating until this year and it isn’t fault he’s cleanup. I agree that he’s been a pleasant surprise.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omar Vizquel, too. He turned out to be a really nice signing despite his sharp decline near the end.

by xanthan on Jul 30, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also dreamiest signing in recent years.

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

I was not really a fan of that one.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 30, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

When the Vizquel signing happened I was like “WTF ?” Then I watched him play and I was like “I’m Good”
/ did I do that right ?

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jul 30, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

as someone who grew up Orioles fan

and still watched them, I knew the Benitez trade was doomed

Until the wheels fall off. Unless this is what it looks like with them on.

by periqueblend on Jul 30, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hated the Bengie signing at first. I came around on that.

I think everyone liked the Benitez signing, though.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

honestly, if he’d performed for us like he did for the mets, i think we all would have been ecstatic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember a lot of people not liking it on alt.sports.baseball.sf-giants. Of course, they all loved Alfonzo.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the Hillenbrand trade when it went down. ugh

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hated that one.

I actually have a pretty good track record when it comes to hating trades. Free agent signings I don’t seem to evaluate as well.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sherril traded to the Dodgers

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

fack

he is fairly quietly having a good season

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Jul 30, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That really escalated quickly.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean that really got out of hand fast

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It jumped up a notch.

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 30, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jul 30, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw that. Brick killed a guy.

Did you throw a trident?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 30, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the ‘evidence’ part.

by xanthan on Jul 30, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY GUYS LOOK, A BASEBALL TEAM HAD PLAYERS WHO DID THE DRUGS THAT MEANS I CAN FEEL SUPERIOR TO THEM BECAUSE THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN WITH MY TEAM!!!!!!!!!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Randy Winn and (I think) Rich Aurilia are both on those “speculative” 2003 lists.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 30, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

winn? Doubt that one. Richie yes.

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

F.P. Santangelo got caught. I’m not willing to say Winn was clean.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jul 30, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back when the steroids scandal first started exploding, Aurilia was the first guy I thought of, actually.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mind went straight to Reuter.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jul 30, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brady Anderson was my #1 guy

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rich is probably on it

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still need more dingers.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Jul 30, 2009 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m still holding hope for willingham

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to know who Sabean would trade for Willingham.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Jul 30, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would trade Willie Mays for him.

by xanthan on Jul 30, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nats haven't traded anybody yet

and I think it’s because their GM has unreasonable demands

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they did trade Milledge and Hanrahan. That was a while ago, though.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

you'd think they would have traded Nick Johnson by now

do they think they’re going to get anything useful for an injury prone player that’s going to be a FA in 2 months? He’s not even a type B FA!

by superk1ng on Jul 30, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

if they ask for Jonathan Sanchez straight up, you get an idea of how mucht they overvalue Johnson.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WISH MY WIFE WOULD OVERVALUE JOHNSON MORE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

http://www.hiyoooo.com

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know she does...

…if you know what I mean

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

well hopefully those demands were unreasonable before, but will drop as the deadline gets close and they realize they should move people

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

and you shall get her.

Wait— you do mean Mare Winningham of “St. Elmo’s Fire,” right?

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually meant College Football Coach Tyrone Willingham

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope, I was wrong though. I meant Daniel Willingham, Cognitive Psychologist

http://www.danielwillingham.com/biopage

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I would love it if he would join the staff.

maybe he could help the younger guys get their heads straight about plate discipline.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sir Tempelton Archimedes Willingham III?

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

william van landingham?

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honeybaked spiral-cut ham?

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

First the ham was hesitant to get in my mouth but I butter it up a little bit and it’s more willing now. Willing Ham.

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Landing van Williamham?

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean just accidentally traded for Ty Wigginton.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I FUCKING HATE THE CUBS

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

this.

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve always been a proponent of cub-age abstinence.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jul 30, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

From way back.

I’ve always been an advocate of safe sex, and that includes putting warnings on cubs that claw too much.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THE CUBS. 100 Years of FAIL

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you believe that guy? The same horse TWICE.

I love the owner, too— instead of calling the cops when she had the video, she waits for him with a shotgun for 3 days. That’s hard core. I mean, I love my cat, but once I got video of the perv molesting him, I would pretty much consider the investigation over and call the cops. (Who, in San Francisco, would manage to bungle it.)

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s legal here in the city.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jul 30, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You joke, but I believe there are a number of states where there isn’t any law on the books specifically banning that kinda thing.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buggery

The best part of the article is they mention that word at least 3 times. Made me lol each time.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jul 30, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know! I didn't know that term applies to animals.

Well, except bugs, I guess.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND NO, WALRUSMAN, I WON’T TELL YOU WHICH STATES THOSE ARE.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, but often comes under "cruelty to animals" statutes as well as property damage.

There was some guy in Washington State who was doing this with a horse (who ended up crushing him, hilariously enough), and I think I recall that WA doesn’t have a statute that prohibits it, but they proceeded under other statutes regarding animals and property.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that how Catherine The Great died?

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jul 30, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

myth

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow I feel dirty after reading that

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just thought of a good joke to make here, but it's too late now

Me and Mr…..Mr. Ed…we got a thing…..goin’ on.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOOHHHH, WILLLBBUUUUURRRRRRR

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jul 30, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

really, is that how all guys want to go?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are much worse ways to go if you’re a sea lion. I’d take getting killed by harem-related exhaustion over being a shark’s dinner any day.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jul 30, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

His girlfriends were Tiffy, Farah, and Soda

Why do Brits name their sea lions like strippers?

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this story tells you the reason.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jul 30, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I appreciate this comment

/just bought seasons 1-4 thanks to Amazon’s amazing Deal of the Day ($42!)

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott Elbert and Josh Bell for Sherrill

Isn’t Elbert supposed to be a good prospect?

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/07/many-teams-pursuing-sherrill.html

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah well, we’ve seen what “supposed to be” will bring ya.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re both very good prospects to get for a good-not-great closer.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

now they're saying

2:44pm: MLB.com’s Ken Gurnick reports that the Dodgers acquired George Sherrill for Josh Bell and righty Steve Johnson.

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit, I was hoping it would really be Elbert

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

How’s that Steve Johnson guy?

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not in Sickels’s top 20 before the season. Having a really nice year though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw the post in Fanshots on the trade. Looks like a good trade for both sides. Johnson did well in both the Cal League and Southern League (AA) as jpon says.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must be good

I hear Dodger fans are always screaming for Johnson

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 30, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers #4 and 8 prospects. quite a haul for the O’s

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

May I be the first to say:

SUCK IT, GEORGE SHERILL

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Girl’s name.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS!

Giants trade John Bowker, Kevin Frandsen and Jesus Guzman to Nationals for Josh Willingham and Joe Beimel!

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4366335

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screw you.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Out of curiosity

Would you make that trade? hmm?

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, yeah.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, I have an idea

I’ll draft up a trade contract, you seduce the Nats GM and get him to unwittingly sign it, yeah?

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez, don’t be so Druze.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not really very nice..

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

In all seriousness… Do you think Sabs is going to make a move for another bat? I heard Paul Byrd is a cheap and easy acquisition..

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your mom is a cheap and easy acquisition.

MEGABURN

by xanthan on Jul 30, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cambridge (MA) Police would arrest you for that.

Or maybe they would only arrest you for that if you said it IN YOUR OWN HOME.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

wut???

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, nothing. It's just the single most reported story of the last week.

Henry Louis Gates. Cambridge police. Something something.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, all that noise. Obama invited him and the arresting officer to the White House for a beer. How many people can say “yeah, i totally had a beer w/ the president!”

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

+ Mayor

Power-tripping fascist control freaks. The only difference between modern American cops and a gang is the plush taxpayer-funded pension plan. Keeping us safe!

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of stupid cops!

I went to high school with this guy.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, one of those guys, anyway. Fagan Jr.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

more like “I don’t know what happened, but the cops were stupid.”

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

why would you do that

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maria Shriver sucks, kudos to your sig.

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

banned

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I may be tired…but I’m not THAT tired.

by Merope on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants trade John Bowker, Kevin Frandsen and Jesus Guzman to Nationals for Josh Willingham and Joe Beimel!

Sounds about right.

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 30, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dick.

I have adopted Brian Sabean as an ironic hipster joke.

by satyricrash on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t buy it at all, but I was curious as to what the link was.

by Natto on Jul 30, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well aren’t you Mr. Smartypants.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 30, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suuuuuuuuuuuure, Nat. Suuuuuuuuuuuure.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT - LOLRaiders (from rotoworld)

“JaMarcus Russell admitted Thursday that he didn’t report to Raiders training camp in ideal physical condition.”

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Understatement of the century

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Body Bias

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 30, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Len Wiseman?

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 doors down?

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 dog night.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

dog the bounty hunter

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mutiny on the Bounty

by younghutch on Jul 30, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

horatio caine?

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Admiral Helena Cain

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jul 30, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

admiral ackbar

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Admiral Akbar.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was the 9.2 40 he ran that tipped the Raiders off.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 30, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he drank a 40 in 7.9

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

white people drink 40s, too. I should know.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Mexicans do as well

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

right on. I imagine 40s are enjoyed by many, if not all, peoples.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's true!

We’re so lame!

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 30, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

America, land of equality and opportunity.

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Al Davis is like the Brian Sabean of the Raiders… Only worse.

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s bad when your franchise QB looks like your franchise left tackle, while your franchise left tackle is just your right tackle.

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

its funny, whenever the raiders come to town for training camp (i live in napa), the whole town changes.

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

they practice at my old middle school rofl

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 30, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sales of Cabernet rise 35%?

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 30, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

How?

You mean everyone gets depressed knowing a fail of a franchise is in their city?

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raiders’ fans drink more whine?

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 30, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they have it with their wahhhmburgers and french cries.

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

sales of Night Train skyrocket!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 30, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

polite golf clap

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Theres only room for 1 Tim on the staff

Also, I wonder how this effects the Tommy Joseph signing, if at all..

by kvdp12 on Jul 30, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Why would he be effected at all

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird town names

Norwood Young America, Minnesota

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Crotch Lake, Ontario

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheesequake, New Jersey

(actually a park, not a town, but oh well)

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blow Me Down, Newfoundland, Canada

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spread Eagle, Wisconsin

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Bone Lick State Park

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blue Ball, Penn

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not dirty, but

There’s also a Jersey Shore, PA. In western PA, even.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Jul 30, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Irony

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No: redundant.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 30, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Touche, salesman

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel bad for those people

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH YEAH

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

+109

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 30, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I finally know how to do these. Hopefully there will be more videos worthy of this

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

New favorite gif.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 30, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahah

With malice towards the Dodgers and Maria Shriver

by heimy25 on Jul 30, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pete Rose deserves to be in the HOF.

Make it happen Bud Selig, you dickhead.

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously. Enough is fucking enough.

by ololo3 on Jul 30, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay so I was checking the Giants schedule to see if there are any nationally televised games (Sunday on TBS) and I noticed last friday’s loss @ Colorado… WTF?

http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/schedule/index.jsp?c_id=sf

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s what you call a shameless plug of advertisement. Giants on Fox Saturday Baseball in September twice:
Sept 5 @ Brewers
Sept 19 @ LOLdgers

depends on the region you’re in if you’ll be seeing those games though.

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Jul 30, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I live in Santa Barbara now for school, so I’ll see the Sept 19 game… I was more specifically talking about the Phillies series, and ESPN’s east coast bias.. Sunday’s game will be on TBS

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 30, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get all four Phillie games!

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 30, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

August 15 at New York is also a Fox game.

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Appears on other teams’ schedules, too.

I am El Person and I ¢¾ this message.

by El Person on Jul 30, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is the option for “meh” in that poll?? That was and is me.

by SFGuy on Jul 30, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

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