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RUN PRODUCTION TIME!
how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.
by Golden Gate Review on Jul 29, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
Whats eating Andrew McCutchen?
Have you noticed the giants park and pitchers have eaten andrews average alive? me rikey
"Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever fuckin' do it again."
by WillieMaysHayes on Jul 29, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
ZORAK!
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
last
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
Neither of these teams will ever score. Sort of like howie.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Oh SNAP
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Lets go Giants! Get some points so we win this match!!
Am I doing it right?
Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.
can Randy Win?
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
Is the mound ok today Grabow? You ass!
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
context?
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
10-minute delay in the 8th inning on Monday because it was the mound’s fault he couldn’t throw a strike.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Randy Winn prediction:
pop-up
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions
u Winn
even had a replay of a foul ball.
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Jul 29, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Panda will save us!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions
Damn, that looks good.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I love soups with bak choi and beef. Best combination ever.
by CaliforniaBone on Jul 29, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
How Pablo Got His Groove Back
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard Pablo was dating Angela Bassett now that hes got his braces off
"Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever fuckin' do it again."
by WillieMaysHayes on Jul 29, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Is melonhead asleep in the dugout, or what?
WTF is he doing with Randy Winn?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Garko Walkoff!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
nah, he gave the bat the shit flick
instead of the presto flick
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Jul 29, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
My Life:
fuck it
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions
You guys have been busy...
I go into a meeting and come back 700 comments later.
I see the the Giants offense has not been busy however.
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
They’re pretty busy sucking.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
They take more vacation time than Bush did
how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.
by Golden Gate Review on Jul 29, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
They've been working hard!
You think it’s easy avoiding runs?
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
Like I said. 18 innings, 1-0 finish. It’s bound to happen twice a decade, so we’re due.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
hay I heard we're trading Jonathan Sanchez for Christian Guzman
confirm / deny
Everybody loves money
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
deny
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
aurilia for guzman straight up. who says no to that trade?
"Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever fuckin' do it again."
by WillieMaysHayes on Jul 29, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
No..
Christian Bale
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
Now playing shortstop…Batman, err..Bruce Wayne
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
not boxquoted
so deny
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Free teacher!
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
HOT FOR TEACHER
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
If by "HD feed" you mean, "McCovey Chronicles Gameday Thread"
Then yes, it sounds like a hell of a lot of chipmunks
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 29, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
4:43pm: Kovacevic reports that the Giants’ doctors found no major problems with Sanchez’s knee and consider him day-to-day.
DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!
you mean to say
4:43pm: Kovacevic reports that after the Giants go scoreless for 8 innings, the Giants’ doctors found no major problems with Sanchez’s knee and consider him day-to-day.
4:43pm: Kovacevic reports that the Giants’ doctors found no major problems with Sanchez’s knee and consider him day-to-day.
Deal is gonna get done folks
Aren’t we all day-to-day?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 29, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
BTW I checked out the Fresno team store and they have no player apparel. They said they’ll get Buster Posey items “eventually.” Sorry we came up with goose egg here, bro.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 29, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
We are now that Natto is destroying the world
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU JUST LEAVE LIECHTENSTEIN ALONE YOU BASTARD!!!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
i thought we were all, like, pedro feliz
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
“Day to day” – means the deal finally got worked out, so now he can play again.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
let's not get crazy now...
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 29, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
nice pickup
but he got to the ball in slow-mo
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions
Huh. I’m listening on the radio but I have the tv on mute – and it’s frozen on a picture of Fred and Bengie. Just me, or the rest of y’all too?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Other channels seem to be working.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Defense Wins Championships
Too bad this aint Football
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
6 for 7 > 5 for 5
Original member of the Van Buren Boys
by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Bad Analogy
Steelers don’t pay for shit. Unless we’re just talking Championships
Original member of the Van Buren Boys
by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Just got home from work
What have I missed?
by Classy_Argonaut on Jul 29, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions
Nothing
Absolutely Nothing
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Jul 29, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
FREE TEACHER
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
The Phillies have agreed to trade Carrasco, fellow right-hander Jason Knapp, shortstop Jason Donald and catcher Lou Marson to Cleveland for Lee and outfielder Ben Francisco. The deal, first reported by Fox Sports, says the only remaining hurdle is the requisite medical clearances. The Associated Press has also confirmed the trade agreement.
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
difficult for hitters to pick up, to say the least
by Classy_Argonaut on Jul 29, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
He was pumping in 95 against Young, according to gameday.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
STFD
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
Gun's real hot
92 on that changeup.
Earlier I saw a 98 on a fastball.
MOAR BREAKING NEWS!!!
The Yankees also released veteran pitcher Brett Tomko, according to Marc Carig of the Star-Ledger. The Yankees designated the righty for assignment earlier in the month.
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 29, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions
Garko walk-off time
Git er done
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Jul 29, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
Can the AL give us their Cy Young?
B/c I can’t choose between Timmy and Cain.
SCORE A FUCKING RUN YOU BUNCH OF NO TALENT CLOWNS
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
Too bad Cain can't go deep into games to get the win.
Still the loving, adoptive father of Hector Sanchez. And who doesn't love switch-hitting catchers with power and patience?
perhaps you should adopt another team then
eh?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I guess Cain forgot how to win huh?
TRADE HIM FOR FIELDER!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Not too much to ask guys but please score so Cain can pick up this well deserved victory. Thanks
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 29, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions
From MLBTradeRumors
4:43pm: Kovacevic reports that the Giants’ doctors found no major problems with Sanchez’s knee and consider him day-to-day.
Cy Lincecain FTW
AND YOU JUST DONT GET IT,
KEEP IT KOVACEVIC
AND YOU LEARN TO ACCEPT
AND OH, YOU’RE SO PATHETIC
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
nice
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
It's been a very long time since I heard a reference to Local H
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 29, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Walkoff Pop-up for Molina!
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Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
Garko Will Do It!
"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan
Cain in the 10th
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
18 inning CG SO for cain
you heard it here first.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
RALLY GARKOMEL

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
more like day-to-month
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Why is fatass on this team?
veteran presence?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Whiteside
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
Game Over Garko!
"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan
Well
At least now we don’t have to wonder why the fuck Bochy isn’t pinch running for Bengie.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
I’d like to see a talented ass clown.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I kind of want to die right now.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
So this is what it looks like...
when the Home Run Derby has nobody but Giants
by Classy_Argonaut on Jul 29, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
PLEASE GARKO
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 29, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
jumped the Garko
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
rent will save us!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
Dammit.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS
The Pittsburgh Pirates acquired pitcher Matt Morris from San Francisco on Tuesday, an uncommon deal for a high-priced player by an out-of-contention team at the trading deadline.
Pittsburgh sent rookie outfielder Rajai Davis and a player to be named to the Giants, who began shedding salary as they look to rebuild one of the majors’ oldest teams.
In other news
ROY HALLADAY TO NATIONALS FOR SEVEN PROSPECTS
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of which
Last I heard, it was feared the Nationals might not be able to reach terms with Strasburg. Hahahahahaha.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
NATINLOLS
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I hear Grant’s beard will be thrown in as a PTBNL.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Garko is taking batting tips from Winn I think.
"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan
I really frigging hate this team's offense
and I want no part of Carney Lansford and his swing at everything philosophies.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
As a fellow graduate of Wilcox High School,
I feel like I should defend Carney.
Ah, fuck hm. I hated high school.
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
Thank God Sabean got the
young guys out of the lineup. Otherwise we couldn’t have had this veteran-led offensive explosion

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
always thoght that dragon thing was creepy
by californianotter on Jul 29, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
cain should pitch the 10th
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
FAIL
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions
i beg to differ. We’ve scored at least one run in a majority of our games.
by Giantsfan4life on Jul 29, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
EdGarko
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
Today (and every day) I am a Giant’s fan. FML
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 29, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions
Cain gets fucked by the offense once again
A FUCKING CGSO AND HE GETS NOTHING
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
Not a complete game shut out just like Sanchez didn’t get a perfect game.
Giants take so much that is pure and good and spoil it.
Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
by cybermaldonado on Jul 29, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Captain Obvious says:
Our offense sucks.
Lame. Cain pitched great and got screwed.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions
dnw
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
"Put Your Game Face On"
the crying game, that is.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
4:52pm: Ken Rosenthal and Jon Paul Morosi of FOX Sports hear that the Pirates are talking to the Giants, Twins and at least one other team about Sanchez, but don’t have a deal in place.
Cy Lincecain FTW
I can't remember
the last time we scored 
Breaking News
Game Called Due to Incompetence. Will be replayed at another date at a women’s softball field.
sexist
women’s softball isn’t this bad.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
would
mos def
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Will WNBA All-Star tickets be handed out at the door?
"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan
Why B-Weezy?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 29, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions
Because there’s no possibility of a save, and he’s our closer. Good strategy.
by Giantsfan4life on Jul 29, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re doing it wrong. It’s not even working.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 29, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
If it’s not even open that is
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 29, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Rangers game?
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Alcohol + tissues next to your computer = A pretty good afternoon!
I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.
whackoff station
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 29, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I was hoping someone here had seen I Love You, Man.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 29, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.
awesome
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
um game is not complete
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
nope
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
No.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
109
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
karma for his 5 inning CG in Washington.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
They call it “9 scoreless innings”.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
bottom of the 32nd
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
/parachutes in
/tears knee ligament on landing
/Pirates laugh
/MCC cries
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 29, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Armando Rios karma
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Schmidt absorbed that karma by also getting hurt as soona s he left the Giants.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Trade for Sanchez now. Pinch hit next inning.
by lincecumania on Jul 29, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
If you trade for a player on the other team who is in the game, can he re-enter for the other team? It happened in the NBA once.
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Coffee Black did it for the Flint Tropics
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by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
FINNISH HIM!
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
God i can’t type today
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
full count
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions
STFD, MOSS
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions
Chili
Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Jul 29, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilolson
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
I’m so sick of you, Bengie Molina.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
BREAKING!
Giants purposely doesn’t score during the game today against the Pirates. Manager Bruce Bochy says: “We wanted to extend our lead on ERA against the Dodgers.”
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Jul 29, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
SHIT
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
Failina
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
move your fat ass, Bengie!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
he’ll need another one of those
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions
Molina just caught up to that wild pitch
by Classy_Argonaut on Jul 29, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions
It was probably FRICK, probably doesn’t like to swear
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone should yell “its his team anyways” and choke Velez in the dugout
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 29, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
WWJD?!?!?!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 29, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I would say fuck, definitely.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I'm gonna bet
that Bochy has Wilson bat
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Jul 29, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions
Hurry up, Buster.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
He/She was hit with a line drive on the beach.
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by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.
nice kitty
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Breaking News!!!!!
Giants deliberately not scoring runs so they can further inspect Sanchez’s knee. In other news Cain mad.
by CrispinGloversBalls on Jul 29, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions
after

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Hai guys!
Also, fuck our offense.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
Yoo-jean!!
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
FBAL
steal second. or get picked off. whatever.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
anyone else
hear that barfing / choking noise on the radio after that Velez hit? hahaha
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
yeah
What exactly is going on in that booth? On second thought, maybe I don’t want to know.
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 29, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
yoo-rbi
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
Frediculous
Lewser
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

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by rightcenterfielder on Jul 29, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions
Hopefully he can continue to play well. He has skillz.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it was the fact he kept hitting his head against the wall
by positiveuphemism on Jul 29, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions

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