GameThread III
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Bueler... Bueler... Bueler...
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
RUNS GODDAMNIT
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 29, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions
CAIN 4 POOJOLESZ
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
In the Gark of the Night
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Gark and Gark's Excellent Garkventure
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Gone with the Gark
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Jul 29, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
go ahead and swing at everything, Velez
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions
I'm Back
i’ve been AWOL for a few weeks, getting ready to bounce out of LA and move to new york… what’s been going on recently? are we still trading for roy halladay? has bowkermania taken over the bay area? is freddy sanchez a giant yet?
Dodgers fans eat their young.
no, no, and almost
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 29, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
SNOW WULDA HAD IT!!!
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
The inevitable Pirates error
time to score some unearned runzzz
by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 29, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions
I love it when Bochy hits and runs with pitchers. it just is so successful.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions
HAHA THEY SUCK WORSE THAN US!!!!!!
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
LOLrates
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions
Can’t get a fat man out in a rundown = classic Pirates baseball.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I like this new strategy
Hit the ball to their infield
URIBE TIME TRAVEL
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions
which is really surprising
considering how much he and wilson lobbied to be on the same team. it seemed like a “either sign both of us or neither” kind of thing.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 29, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF do managers hope to accomplish when they go out to argue?
“Safe? Nuh uh! He was totally out!”
“Nope. You’re wrong.”
“Ok, back to the dugout I go, Mr. Wrongman”
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
“you gotta throw me out, i need to light a fire under this team”
“no sir, you are going back”
“you serious?”
“yes, now go”
“god dammit”
According to this book I read John McGraw used to try to get thrown out so he could go fishing. It tells a story about how one ump figured it out and wouldn’t toss him.
Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.
Sweeps are hard. Apparently.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Even with all that
ONly an 8 pitch inning for Duke…
by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 29, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Needs moar John Denver
On second thought, too much John Denver
Kurt Ainsworth Roofing and Insulation. Great service since 2005!
The Nats will likely consider dealing Joe Beimel, Willie Harris and Nick Johnson within the next two days, but Chico Harlan of the Washington Post says the team has incentive to keep Adam Dunn and hot-hitting Josh Willingham. Harlan hears that the Nats are asking a lot for either slugger and would happily keep both.
God they’re stupid. You’re going now where and you keep your veterans?
NATIONALS DECLARE VILLONE UNTOUCHABLE
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
Uribe's gotta be shitting 4-leaf clovers.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
STFD
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Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions
Not much different than the 49ers pick who wants more than #10 money since he thinks he should have been picked higher.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
“always seems to make the play”… sorta.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
/ Jonathan Sanchez cringes
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
OOOOH
Tillman – Greinke matchup today
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
debuting today
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Fearless Prediction: Giants will score in the bottom half of the 6th
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Fearless prediction: Betting on the Giants not scoring is always safer
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
you are fearless. this one's going 17 innings because no one can score.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
Pirates will be forced to use Sanchez and he’ll get hurt
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d take on the whole salary to give up carney.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
I'd throw in cash to take Carney
bonus for taking Melonhead as wel
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Finish HIm!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions
what's up everyone??
Just got back from class and just read something from Baggs blog… http://blogs.mercurynews.com/extrabaggs/2009/07/29/sanchez-deal-done/
Almost as bad as the other law group
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Fievel Mouskewitz is really adorable.
Kurt Ainsworth Roofing and Insulation. Great service since 2005!
Lets say the Giants get Freddy Sanchez for Bowker, Frandsen, and Guzman… What would it take to get Willingham?
Cy Lincecain FTW
Freddy Sanchez
Original member of the Van Buren Boys
by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
the Nats are probably asking too much, like they did with Nick Johnson
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Winn stinks.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
Winn is just horrible
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Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
Historically, the 6th has always been our best inning
Also, historically, Eskimos have had many words for snow
This is starting to looking like a 1-0 18 inning game.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Who has better #’s this year Winn or Ishikawa?
Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
It is pretty close, actually
4 point difference in OPS+.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
But I think Ishi has more RBI in way less AB.
Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
by cybermaldonado on Jul 29, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Not really
Ishikawa: 30 RBIs in 239 PA
Winn: 40 RBIs in 403 PA
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
My bad. Not sure what I was looking at.
Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
by cybermaldonado on Jul 29, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we run dinger.exe?
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
We don’t meet the minimum system requirements
by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 29, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll take a wild guess and say our offense is screwing us…again.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
This team always seems twice as lifeless during day games.
Judgment Day is coming
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lol nice
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
"Let's get DANGEROUS"
says Velez as he runs toward the fly ball.
Judgment Day is coming
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Can we trade our entire offense (save Panda)?
I don’t want see Bengie or Winn out there. Why Melonhead continues his love affair with Winn when Lewis is the better player, I don’t know.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
sick!
is Timmy 2nd or 3rd?
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
And Haren has already startedhis upon his usual second half fail.
So Lee will win N.L. Cy Young, of course.
Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
by cybermaldonado on Jul 29, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Good Grief . who wrote that slop^?
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by cybermaldonado on Jul 29, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Not sure if this will work
NL EARNED RUN AVERAGE ERA
Matt Cain
Matt
Cain 1. Matt Cain, SFO 2.18
2. Dan Haren, ARI 2.19
3. Chris Carpenter, STL 2.19
4. Tim Lincecum, SFO 2.30
5. Wandy Rodriguez, HOU 2.65
SFO?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Lansford's motto
“Don’t wait for strikes, make them yourself.”
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I hate leadoff walks
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions
That's the Giants hitting philosophy
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Hey Sabean
Sure has been an offensive juggernaut since you got all those young guys out of the lineup. Rent and RH Winn are REALLY due
Nice horrible call
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
WORST CALL EVER
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions
GOT 'IM
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions
better than opening day....
Rowand
Sanchez
Sandoval
Shierholz
Garko
Molina
Renteria
future 5 tool all star LF
Ace of the Day
Defense is one of the 5 tools. You know this, yes?
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
oh wow, he was out
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions
That is Xanthan. He can’t leave my heart alone
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Virginia is for lovers cold, heartless machines.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
BREAKING NEWS
We aren’t very good.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
What’s Cainer’s pitch count?
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
87 pitches for Cain
should be good for 2 more innings
TWSS
Original member of the Van Buren Boys
by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Guys, I don't mean to say this
but I think Cain may be moving up to a #2 starter, now that he’s learnt to win.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
+109
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit. at least he’s hitting it hard.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
72 pitches for Duke
Geez.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
If the Giants don’t score a run in this inning, I’m going to kill everyone in the world.
Judgment Day is coming
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I think Rowand is making him play.
Original member of the Van Buren Boys
by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
He showed you!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
me, too!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
If you DFA someone do you have to pay thier entire salary?
Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.
Yes.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Well, unless the DFA leads to a trade or something like that.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
oo kinda forgot about that, I hope not
by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 29, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd trade Renteria for a bag of dirt
Zito, Rowand, Renteria; when the last offseason where our idiot GM didn’t overpay for a veteran?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Everybody seemed to think it was fair at the time. Hindsight does funny things.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
no, only the giants thought it was reasonable. executives and scouts across baseball thought they were either stupid, insane or both. why do we think we are better at evaluating old/veteran players than the entire rest of the league?
"Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever fuckin' do it again."
by WillieMaysHayes on Jul 29, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I did not – for Rowand or Rent. Zito seemed a bit much, but I didn’t imagine it would turn out so bad.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
rent did something useful
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions
but wait, now its Velez time.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions
Edgarko Renteria!
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Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions
Cain can his as well as any of our pinch hitters. Why waste affeldt already?
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
were gonna need him for th 17th
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Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
No!
let Cain hit!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions
Back to back hits from Renteria and Velez
The world may be ending.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
better get used to it, haterz
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Zorak!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions
lol@ Rowand getting loose…remember when Bonds was sitting, and they’d show him grabbing a bat in the dugout, and you’d get all giddy? It’s just like that!
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
it is a double play situation.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Eumancipator!
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Constructive Criticism!
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
they’ve really set up the Uribe double play nicely here.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 2:25 PM PDT reply actions
I would be SO PROUD
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Welcome to Bizarro World! We am mad to see you.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
Free Bubbahead!
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Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
We have a real problem hitting junk ballers
Original member of the Van Buren Boys
by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
PATENCICE
"Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever fuckin' do it again."
by WillieMaysHayes on Jul 29, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, look at me! I’m making people_happy_! I’m the magic man from Candyland in my gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaaaaaaane!
Judgment Day is coming
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In case you couldn’t tell I was being sarcastic
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
he tried to GIDP but just could muster it
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions
You would prefer our other non-Panda hitters?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Oh
Cain really is hitting
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Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions
Let Cain hit
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions
ok, productive out. all righty then.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
fuck a duck
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions
Sodomize the lobotomized.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I'm okay with letting Cain hit
chances are the bench player wouldn’t do anything anyway
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions
Shit. Didn't work.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I read that as “SWING FOR THE FECES CAIN!”
Good idea either way.
Original member of the Van Buren Boys
by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m still alive.
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
god
Doumit
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions
In the understatement of the year
4:24pm: Ricciardi tells MLB.com’s Jordan Bastian that he probably won’t deal Halladay to the Phillies now that they have Lee.
prefer him to Sabean
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
It should be empty after that last inning
by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 29, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
start with Oakland and / or LA
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
HEY NOW
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Good Song
Better Band. Dark day when they called it quits.
by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 29, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
QUICK, HIDE THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Take out New Jersey
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 29, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
can only hope to watch ryan howard and jayson werth get compound fractures of the dick.
"Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever fuckin' do it again."
by WillieMaysHayes on Jul 29, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions
“donate your bones!”
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
Dr. Steve Brule
Your bones are all the stuff your muscles don’t want!
GIVE US YOUR BONES!
Kurt Ainsworth Roofing and Insulation. Great service since 2005!
Please
Don’t send squirrel bones. I can’t emphasize this enough.
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
My middle school health teacher kept telling us that in sex ed, over and over. I think she took the term “boner” too literally.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
then I will pay for them to get chicken bones added to their dickz so that I can watch them be broken, all in the name of pandamans
"Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever fuckin' do it again."
by WillieMaysHayes on Jul 29, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
at least the NL team actually needed a Center fielder. Not a 4th 1st baseman who would strike out in the most critical point of the game or a dude with historically bad facial hair.
"Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever fuckin' do it again."
by WillieMaysHayes on Jul 29, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but Victorino is an asshat.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
The Phillies hitters will wonder why their cheap popups are not leaving the yard
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep
15-day DL on August 1
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Jul 29, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
we have a Fred and a Sanchez
Is that enough?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 29, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting that the Pirates are PH for Duke here...
by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 29, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions
I'm happy
their pen sucks dick
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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Me too,
But already 2 outs, and he had been dealing…
by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 29, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants trade Jon Miller to Pirates for Zach Duke?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 29, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
DO NOT WANT
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
They might have to throw in Justin Miller too.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Giants trade Millers to Pirates in three way deal with Milwaukee
Giants get Miller Park, Pirates get Jon and Justin Miller, and Milwaukee gets Zach Duke.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 29, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I would never do that deal.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 29, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Did Kruk just say that Harry Kalas passed away while behind the mic during a game? That can’t be right can it?
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
I heard they found him in the broadcast booth. As morbid as it is, I’d rather go out that way.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 29, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Does he speak French in Russian?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 29, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
our offense makes me think sad thoughts
how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.
by Golden Gate Review on Jul 29, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions
SCORE RUNS, GIANTS. I"VE ALREADY DEMOLISHED GREENLAND
Judgment Day is coming
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That was you?
I thought it was over a century of unencumbered Carbon emissions…
by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 29, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
So, Giants get Garko and Sanchez and then score 2 runs in 4 games vs the Phils – then what?
I am shuddering at the thought of the Giants trying to hit against Moyer.
Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
Molina would take 3 swings at one pitch
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
the thought of the Giants hitting against ANY pitcher makes me shudder. ESPECIALLY one that requires patience, like Moyer
how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.
by Golden Gate Review on Jul 29, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
i woke up this morning expecting 7 or 8 runs
it must of been a long day for me yesterday, WTF was i thinking
Whats eating Andrew McCutchen?
Have you noticed the giants park and pitchers have eaten andrews average alive? me rikey
"Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever fuckin' do it again."
by WillieMaysHayes on Jul 29, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions
You guys have been busy...
I go into a meeting and come back it’s 700 comments later.
I see the the Giants offense has not been busy however.
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
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