GameThread II
by Natto on Jul 29, 2009 1:02 PM PDT
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I see Rich Aurilia is trying out a new stance.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions
THAT COMMERCIAL IS BADLY WRITTEN
IF YOU’RE MEETING THE KIDS AT SCHOOL WHY WOULD YOUR WIFE NEED TO PICK THEM UP, HUH RANDOM DUDE?
GET IT RIGHT!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Jean Toomer was kind of weird guy, but that’s a great, great book.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
remember
all the anxiety about whether or not Cain would ever harness his stuff and develop an out pitch? This is really satisfying
no swing through stuff
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I remember sfgate commenters worrying about that, yeah.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Reading sfgate comments will lead to impotency
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 29, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
CHARGE!!!!!
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
2:52pm: Kovacevic hears that the Giants are examining Sanchez within the hour. Is there a deal in place? Kovacevic hears ‘yes’ and ‘no.’
Schroedinger's cat much?
MLB insiders report “a deal both is and is not in place”
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
On the other side of the Universe, there is also a deal both in and not in place
on examining that deal, this deal will be resolved.
scientists speculate ‘tachyons’ will be involved.
also hears ‘maybe so’
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 29, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Why the fuck does he always swing at the breaking ball down and away that is not even remotely close to the strike zone?!!?
Is it a nasty shit?
Then sign him, Sabes!
/gamer
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
In case you missed it,
Thanks nostocksjustbonds for the Giants radio feed.
I was getting tired of the tornado warnings and weather updates on the greater Pittsburg region.
Fixed
“I am happy toswinghack at slop!”
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Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
the pirates need to just let us have him
we have talent they can use and we’re willing to give it….Sanchez is not worth as much as they think or want…..
Let him go Pirate Boss
Just got back from taking the kids to see G-Force. Did I miss anything? Is Freddy Sanchez in our line-up yet?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
I’ve seen worse. Better than Beverly Hills Chihuahua, not nearly as good as Up.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Where’s the link from Asshatfan4ever?
by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 29, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
a good at bat
wait….what?
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions
2002?
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Jul 29, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
July 9th.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I’d rather have Uggla than Cantu.
by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jul 29, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
THE GARK SIDE OF THE FORCE
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions
This bit might jump the Gark pretty soon…
by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jul 29, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
GARKNESS ON THE EDGE OF TOWN
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
Too bad Lowry is injured
NOAH’S GARK!
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
We could trade for Chan-Ho Gark.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Brent Musberger:
LIIIIVE, FROM AT&T GARK!!!
by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jul 29, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
i like this one.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
me, too.
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Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
BEWARE OF GARKNESS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
the world according to Gark
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
The Garks of Wrath.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Slaughterhouse-Gark
Do Androids Dream of Electric Gark?
Gark’s Rainbow
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Portrait of the Artist as a Young Gark
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Garko and the Chocolate Factory!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on dude
Garkolate Factory
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
The BFG (Big Friendly Gark)
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Garko and the Great Glass Elevator!
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Big Yellow Gark
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Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Memoirs of a Garko
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Vernicious Gnarks!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Garks on a Plane!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone left a Gark out in the rain.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Don’t Tell Gark the Babysitter’s Dead.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Gark Wellman Express
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Garkman
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
The Ungarkables
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Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
/not enough chin stubble
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
Sleepless in Seagarkle
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
You’ve Got Gark
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
You've Got Gark!
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Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
JInx you owe me a coke
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
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Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
You’ve Got Garko
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
The Gark News Garks
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Finding Garko
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
De-Garkly
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Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
ARMY OF GARKNESS
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 29, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Garkapple Express
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Sisterhood of the Travelling Gark!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
The 40 Year Old Gark
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Spacegarks
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Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Blazing Garks
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
The Gark Strikes Gark
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Sabean Trek III: The Search for Gark
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
DUDE! Where’s My Gar!
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Gark's List
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Beverly Hills Gark
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Gark Beverly Hills
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Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
50 First Garks
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Backyard Garks 7!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
HAPPY GARKMORE
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Garkos: The Hands of Fate
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
“Frankly, Garko I don’t give a gark
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Saving Private Ryan
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s only a double, triple, and a homer away from a cycle!
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
yes!
bunt!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions
9-5-4-3 on a grounder through the right side.
by Grant Brisbee on Jul 29, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, please bunt with BENGIE MOLINA on base. Geez.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
little holdup in freddy sanchez trade to #sfgiants. pitts. post-gazette reports sanchez made pirates 3-year offer to stay.
"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan
wait, sanchez gave the team an offer?
PIRATES TO THE GIANTS
SANCHEZ GETS LOU SEAL IN RETURN
Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.
by Sammy Danger on Jul 29, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice play bengie
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions
Source: Sanchez has made contract extension counteroffer to stay with PIT; offer is for three years, $20 million
meh.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
BREAKING NEWS
Eugenio Velez is still worthless.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
how soon they forget.
tsk tsk tsk
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
failz
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
apparently he's not getting here at all =O
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Failez
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions
Veteran Gamer-ness!
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Jul 29, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Failez
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions
Trade value plummeting!
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 29, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions
DON'T MAKE FUN OF SICK PEOPLE
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Remember ShamWow Vince? I’m gonna beat you like he beat his hooker, and then you’ll be DEAD like BILLY MAYS! Bring it!
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Goober question here
What’s the origin story of the “you guys are 5” references? I seem to have missed that one.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Someone was really mad that someone mentioned the name of Billy Mays.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Breaking!
The Giants save a bunch of money by switching to Garko.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
I made a Garko Gecko joke at the gathering Monday but got no-sold. :(
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Gordon Garko?
/talks on 19-lb. cell phone
by Grant Brisbee on Jul 29, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
My girlfriend just told that to me, and I was shocked that I hadn’t heard it before.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
cue lolcat from last night
nom nom nom
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
Yay cain
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
THIRD STARTER AT BEST
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
God, I hate soul patches. Why can’t baseball players have decent facial hair?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
OOOOOO
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
Urine
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions
Git'r done Cainer.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
anyone ever find a video feed?
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
I’m on justintv now. can you message me there? lol
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
same username btw
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
awesome
thanks
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
LATE BREAKING NEWS!!
Giants interested in Freddy Sanchez. Cuz, you know, If I write this in the quote box it will sound official.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
ZOMG!!!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
here's your stinking link
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 29, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit!
I’ve been Rush Roll’d.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck me.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
On second thought, fuck Uribe.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
WE HAVE A CRAIGSLIST RESPONSE!!!
Here it is!
- CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY
-AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY - Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
- Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
- More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html
Hey Mr. S.,
One of your teammates lives in my building…
I have a two bedroom, two level, patio, newly renovated place that is super close to the ballpark. If you would like to see it, let me know. I can show it to you asap.
We look forward to hearing from you and excited to have you in S.F.
You can ask for:
Steph: 415.*.* or Vince: 415..**
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/hou/1294173919.html
Kurt Ainsworth Roofing and Insulation. Great service since 2005!
LOL
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Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Urine pisses me off
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions
dammit.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
What did Urine do?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 29, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
twss?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 29, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
SF Giants
Always looking for new and innovative ways of getting into double plays.
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
MLBTR:
3:17pm: Langosch hears that Sanchez’s offer is for $20MM over three years. Meanwhile, Kovacevic hears that the Pirates have absolutely “no deal” in place, though the Giants and Pirates have the framework for one.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
He's into the aesthetic beauty of garbage and industry?
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
STEELER FAN!!!
Original member of the Van Buren Boys
by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
The scroller at the bottom just said a deal was likely
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions
He has that same King Tut goatee "everywhere."
Kurt Ainsworth Roofing and Insulation. Great service since 2005!
3:34 pm: Leaves grow on trees. Updates expected later this evening.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 29, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
wasn't their original offer for like
2 years, 10 million and it canceled out the 8 mil option?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
loool.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Finish Him!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions
twhs?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 29, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Score please
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 29, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions
I think you’re in the wrong place – you want the Casual Encounters section on Craigslist.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I already tried that. I struck out. Low and in
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 29, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sort of amazed that Ralph ever scored.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
In 2000, Barbieri fathered a son, Tayte Ali, who was the product of in-vitro fertilization, using an egg donor and a surrogate mother.
Judgment Day is coming
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call in and ask him about it
He LOVES to discuss it. I think it’s funny how he has no problem discussing other peoples personal lives but if it anybody asks him about this, he goes bonkers.
Any relation to that Ralph fellow?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 29, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
What should I do postgame?
A. Scour internets for trade rumors and chat about said dumb rumors…
B. Play MLB the Show 09 on PS3.
C. Watch The Hunt For Red October on BlueRay…
D. Take a nap.
The Show.
but move freddy to sf
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
i have mlb 2k9 on ps3... just cause timmy was on the cover..
bad decision :P my friend has the show, it’s 10 times more awesome. oh well.
http://www.noob.us/humor/this-is-why-mlb-2k9-sucks/
this made me laugh too btw ;)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Yeah, 2k9 sucks but as an xbox owner it was my only choice :-(
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
BYMOTTS
Original member of the Van Buren Boys
by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Trade Details
The trade would not involve anybody currently on the Giants Major League roster or the team’s top-level prospects. The Pirates would also be responsible for paying some or all of Sanchez’ 2009 salary.
"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan
I dig it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
As long as Thomas Neal is considered a top-level prospect
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
if this is true
i am happy
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 29, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
This is driving me bananas
I need something concrete… the speculation is driving me nuts.
/carves FRANDSEN 4 SANCHEZ into arm
Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.
by Sammy Danger on Jul 29, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
JUST DO IT ALREADY! I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!!!!!!
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
Has anyone seen The Hangover?
And am I the only one that didn’t think it nearly as funny as everyone made it out to be?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
I thought it was pretty damn funny. I’m a big Zach G. fan though
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
Was it terrible?
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
Actually, not so terrible. I mean, for a kids movie and all. I’ve seen much worse. Some good lines (“Yippee Ki-Yay Coffee Maker” went over my kids’ heads, but I laughed).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
not the most original movie
but I got some laughs out of it, for sure
How funny did everyone make it out to be?
Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.
by Sammy Danger on Jul 29, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
well
a girl at work said it was the funniest movie she’s ever seen. of course, her previous favorite was Step Brothers, so…yeah.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 29, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought step brothers was hilarious
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
I’m just not a fan of movies that expect you to laugh at the actors shouting obscenities just because they are shouting obscenities. “OMG LOOK HE’S SAYING FUCK THAT’S SO FUNNY”
I guess I just like a more intelligent version of comedy.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 29, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Or you have your head up your ass.
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
huh?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 29, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Let’s not turn this into an argument over something quite subjective, shall we?
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
didn't mean for it to be an argument
i think he’s taking it more personally than he should have. i just wanted to express how comedies these days seem to go for the lowest common denominator, not to tell him he was dumb for liking it. sorry if it sounded that way.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 29, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Just seemed a little condescending to me. I’m not saying it was a brilliant cinematic achievement but it had me laughing.
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
then i apologize for sounding condescending.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 29, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
meh
it wasn’t a “smart” comedy, but it was better than just actors shouting obscenities.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
then again
if I heard someone say Step Brothers was their favorite comedy, I’d question their taste.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
It was amusing, but not transcendent to me. I liked Bruno better. Was more cutting edge.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Any time I think of G-Force I think of the old 70s cartoon on channel 2, Bob WIlkins wearing a mask and talking to a robot.
He’s already signed on to do another movie with the same director. I believe it’s some buddy comedy with Robert Downey Jr.
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
GARK IT!!!!
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
whoa. bengie advanced to 2nd. we need to get him to 3rd for "scoring position"
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
This is Genesis 1:39?
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
No
Mike and the Mechanics 1:39
Original member of the Van Buren Boys
by NuschlerFace on Jul 29, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions
Listening on the radio and Flem said “rolls far enough away for Molina to advance” Made me think it rolled to the Lefty O’Doul Bridge
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
GOOD JOB SABEZ
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
NL OBP.... HERE WE GO!!!
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
Listening to this inning is making me hate children. Which isn’t good, ’cause I have two.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
The Latest on Sanchez
“Vikings Coach Brad Childress has shown a strong interest in Freddy Sanchez after Brett Favre announced he will remain retired. Pirates are interested in a 2010 late round draft pick and veteran FB Jim Kleinsasser.”
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
a giants hitter taking a walk!? BRRRRAAZZZZ
"Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever fuckin' do it again."
by WillieMaysHayes on Jul 29, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions
From Sabean's twitter
1:40PM A MFING WALK!? WE BROUGHT YOU HERE TO HIT
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 29, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
lol
rec’d
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 29, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Renteria is garbage
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions
who was that kid? "tate"?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
really?
isn’t ralph like way old… that kid sounds like he’s 5. oh well i guess ;)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Jon Miller’s newest impression
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 29, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
making sure there’s nothing good in that AB
by CaliforniaBone on Jul 29, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha renteria fail
"Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever fuckin' do it again."
by WillieMaysHayes on Jul 29, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions
Who the heck was that kid in the booth with Flem?
by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 29, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions
Right now, in the dugout, Lansford is chewing out Garko
Pointing at Renteria and saying, “WHY CAN’T YOU BE AGGRESSIVE LIKE HIM??”
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I hate Renteria
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
THIS
+109
Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Jul 29, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
My dislike for Renteria is mutating into boundless rage. He does nothing well. He’s ugly. It looks like he doesn’t bathe. He wears the uniform badly. His stupid face is stupid. I want to hurt him, somehow. It may involve his family.
BREAKING NEWS
AGING PLAYER DEALS WITH LINGERING INJURIES; SEES DECLINE IN PRODUCTION AS A RESULT.
IN OTHER NEWS, THE SKY IS BLUE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
2 1/2 years younger than Renteria.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
32, right?
Sanchez is 31, right? A year into his decline phase
by Giantsfan4life on Jul 29, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Renteria will be 34 next month. Sanchez is 31.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
THIS JUST IN
WATER WET. MORE AT 11
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
FIRE IS HOT
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Gar...
injured more often the Ray Durham
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
He broke his good.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
Win
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
Fixed
Rent is injured… lousy
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
Since July 1st...
…Renteria is sporting a line of .203 /.261 /.219 for a whopping .480 OPS.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
Dang it, if I’m actually paying for MLB.tv, shouldn’t I not have to go through an advertisement when I log in?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
By the way, anything in the new trade rumor thread that makes it worth going through?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
All innuendo and tweets about poop
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 29, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
and shes going commando!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 29, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I like dry rub, myself.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
That was the point, yes.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
GIANTS TRADED VELEZ 4 HALLADAY SHOWCASING HIM WORKED!!!!!!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I’d like you to finish him, Cain
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 29, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions
i love that photo tons and tons and tons. did you know that walruses can independently move each side of their mustaches?
"Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever fuckin' do it again."
by WillieMaysHayes on Jul 29, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
So Sanchez hears he’s getting traded, and then makes an offer to the Pirates to stay with them. Now, if he’s traded, we’re suppose to believe his lip service to wanting to be here? Right.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions
I met a very….enthusiastic….woman from Pittsburgh
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Somehow I guess that Renteria
and the rest of the vets won’t be subject to Sabean running his fat trap about their fucking inability to create offense
Wow
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
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