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Besides the fact of a CG being awesome.. It really helps for the next game since the pen is rested.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Especially when Zito's pitching that game

/knows he did OK

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

which is why Cain and Timmy don’t pitch back to back.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

stupid commercial

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Being an east-coast giants fan sucks

This game needs to go faster. 1-2-3 pls Affelt.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

throw some d’s in that

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

where u at?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

DC

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

hence my love for willingham

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, it’s past my bedtime!

by Merope on Jul 28, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really need something to get me in the zone

The hydra zone

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLAS ANGELOLS LOLDGERS

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

spanish im guessing?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 28, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s time for them to make a bad panic trade for pitching.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 28, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

We've taken more walks than the other team

is that legal?

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Thnkas to

Zito and Velez. Stalwarts of the Giant’s offense.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jul 28, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thnx for the jinx kruk

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah kinda looks like it

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 28, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

hello krukow boys … call me

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Bengie’s double-take

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

He swung

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

WHERE DID THAT MISS?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

whaaaaaaaaat?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

This image is fantastic.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate when Affeldy does this.

Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 28, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s setting up the DP, s’all good

by snafu on Jul 28, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN IT, fuckin ump

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Setting up the GIDP

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

ITS OK. HE IS SETTING UP THE DP

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

uh oh

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 28, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

shit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Ump = shitstain

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I still don’t know where that 1-2 pitch missed

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Because it was down the middle

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

hot damn

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

what does the pitch f/x look like for that 1-2 pitch?

by Classy_Argonaut on Jul 28, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

INSIDE the zone, high and in

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw the loopy K pitch

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

then Wilson’s in trouble

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Barry Him!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

USE THE SHOVEL!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s try this 0-2 again.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 28, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

GTFO of Torres’ way!

by itlynstalyn on Jul 28, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

nothing falls in the OF when Torres in in center

by heimy25 on Jul 28, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres could have kept running and had an unassisted DP at 1B

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

in LA

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Torres a lot

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

except when he bats

by snafu on Jul 28, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

I’ll take it. He’s REALLY good defensively

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeremy the INTIMIDATOR

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

get a shave dome-it

SIgn Many Bats!

by ringleader3 on Jul 28, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahahahaha

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLpen

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

time to fire up mlbtv

by heimy25 on Jul 28, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeremy trying to be Bobby Jenks.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 28, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude has some Timmy hair

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

‘jesse chavez geting greased up’ — they talking about his hair?

SIgn Many Bats!

by ringleader3 on Jul 28, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesse Chavez picked up off waivers from Full House

by snafu on Jul 28, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

JEREMY

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Guys

Just got back from an insane game at Fenway. A’s rallied to tie a 7—4 game off of Papelbon in the 9th inning, and Rajai Davis played a major part. They won it in the 11th eventually.

Garko: 0-3. So he sucks, huh?

53-46 - Giants Series Record: 17-10-4, 13-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 28, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

His last AB was promising.

by snafu on Jul 28, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup, a lazer

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

his 3rd AB didn’t suck

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 28, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re wrong on Garko. He’s had good ABs. Better than the numbers.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take it

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I lol’d at that throw from Velez

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

That was Matt Downs’ strength…his only strength

by snafu on Jul 28, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Velez has 1.5 tools

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

No need to make that throw

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LUV U SUN

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

DELWYN YOUNG TOOK OUT OUR MVP

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

lol FBAL

53-46 - Giants Series Record: 17-10-4, 13-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 28, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO!!
velez…

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jul 28, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

JUANO

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

OKribe!

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

URINE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice work Son

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

isee what you did there

SIgn Many Bats!

by ringleader3 on Jul 28, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

URIBE!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

nice catch

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT LA

THY LOOOOOOOSE

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

TXT SPK GT W TH PRGRM OLD MN

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldtie!

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jul 28, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

how many scoreless for jeremy?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

28?

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody say

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s coming out of the game anyway.

Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 28, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still dont risk it

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like what Bochy did there

Affeldt had to face the tough part of the lineup. Tougher than what will be up in the 8th

by heimy25 on Jul 28, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

agreed

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 28, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Movies I wont be seeing

A Perfect Getaway

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF was Steve Zahn thinking?

by itlynstalyn on Jul 28, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better in the bad buddy comedies with a bad mustache

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy, Texas was pretty good

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 28, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a lot of decent actors too, I just don’t get it.

by itlynstalyn on Jul 28, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

i enjoyed that commercial

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm, I want to buy a Carls Jr. burger.

Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 28, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Padma needs to sell out more often.

by furikawari on Jul 28, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but I can’t get over that she married a man that looked like that

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 28, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

did lots of googling of her

after i got into top chef

SIgn Many Bats!

by ringleader3 on Jul 28, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d prefer the girl

by snafu on Jul 28, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

nom nom nom nom nom

/then goes to Carls Jr.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ayyyy

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are on the same wavelength.

Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 28, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Carl’s Jr. head quarters is down the street from me. Actually really close to where Adenhart died.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to bring down the tone of the thread.

Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 28, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, my bad. I understand if you want to delete it.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I’m just messing with you.

Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 28, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok. But literally the same spot on a map

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

downer

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

Anyone else think A Perfect Getaway looks fucking atrocious?

by itlynstalyn on Jul 28, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like “Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Except She Gets Murdered”

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 28, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Forgetting that I murderd Sarah Marshall”

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mila Kunis sigh

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yo

KRISTIN BELL

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

see above

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

THERE'S

my TAP commercial woohoo. now I need an OH YOU’RE LISA STEVENS and maybe a WE MAKE THE PHONES RING WOOT WOOT

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Waaaaay sick of this Chevron commercial

by ryanmiles on Jul 28, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

They’ve been showing these for like 6 years. MAKE SOME NEW ONES.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit, yes. Talk about squeezing one idea dry.

by ryanmiles on Jul 28, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

dodgers lose

WAA WAA first time they lose 3 in a row all season

by heimy25 on Jul 28, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

GIT ON YER HORSE

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

white horse

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really like torres

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Hasn’t Medders been dominant lately?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 28, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRRES!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres!

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jul 28, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 28, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres runs funny.

Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 28, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres runs fast, you mean.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 28, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres!

There’s that goofy Stephen Segal run

by Jagersan on Jul 28, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I kind of think of the cop from Terminator, when he has metal hands

by ryanmiles on Jul 28, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool!

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Now we just need to get Epicenio to the plate.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jul 28, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

classy fake bunt

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Winn

is gonna lose his shit soon

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s too classy for that.

Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 28, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING BULLSHIT

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK THAT WASN’T EVEN CLOSE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Get angry, Bochy!

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by rightcenterfielder on Jul 28, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

CLASSY BUNT

COULDA BEEN SAFE

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm. GET OT THERE BOCHY

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck. ing. bullshit

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Needs more F-bombs!

by ryanmiles on Jul 28, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

safe

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 28, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING HORRIBLE

BOCHY BETTER GET TOSSED FOR THIS

by heimy25 on Jul 28, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HE WAS SO SAFE IT ISNT EVEN FUNNY

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by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

show emotion Randy!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Too classy

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 28, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy is getting hosed this series

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

fixed:

Randy is getting hosed this series

SIgn Many Bats!

by ringleader3 on Jul 28, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s like the third time in two days, poor dwight

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

BAD CALL

AGAIN.

C’mon, blue.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 28, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

GET TOSSED!

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy using dome intimidation.

by itlynstalyn on Jul 28, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

GET THROWN OUT FOR ONCE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

BULLLLLLLLLL SHIT

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Get booted, Blockhead!!

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I remember him getting tossed once.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Helen Keller makes that call, come on now

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

now they’ll walk panda and get the dp from bengie

by khenderson on Jul 28, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

to be fair…Bengie is pretty good at first pitch sac flys

by snafu on Jul 28, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hit it into the air, Pablo!

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

DONT SWING AT CRAP PABLO

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by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

hit it in the fucking water pablo

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA PICKS UP THE PIECES

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by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTHERFUCKING PANDA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO!

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by rightcenterfielder on Jul 28, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

That works too, son

that works too

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda says, “FUCK YOU!”

by itlynstalyn on Jul 28, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck ya!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m willing to let it stand.

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 28, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

I’ve been a very bad boy, Ms. Panda.

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 28, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stamped: Approved

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

<img src=“”http://www.flickr.com/photos/25735364@N05/3764742620/" title=“PANDAMONIUM by a.ebert07, on Flickr”>PANDAMONIUM"/>

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 28, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

\m/

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats a nice starter for Shaq

He followed it up with a trough of salad

by ninerkev on Jul 28, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHITZ HITZ

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK BORK BORK

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by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

no double play for molina! gasp!

by californianotter on Jul 28, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I LIKE THE HIT N RUN

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe if Fred strikes out.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

everyone forgets Fred haha

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE me an executed H&R

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

only way Bengie doesnt hit inot a DP

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Money sighting

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by rightcenterfielder on Jul 28, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE WATCHING PANDA RUN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

/ cue cake gif

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred will suck the air out of this stadium though

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup, after a walk.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie only gets hits on hit-and-runs

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

put it out of reach, Fred

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by oldjacket on Jul 28, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

DANCE PARTY AT MY HOUSE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Same thing happened in the Colorado series. Bengie is super consistent at hitting it to where the 2nd baseman normally plays when a runner is on first

by snafu on Jul 28, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

regardless of whether a hit and run is called

by snafu on Jul 28, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

If fred hits a HR here

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

RBI opportunity for freddy.

by khenderson on Jul 28, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

walk

then garko GS

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, please

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by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can someone please post the Panda Cake faceplant?

It looked like it was about to happen

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 28, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS the last part

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by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

First time seeing this. It. is. AWESOME.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 28, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

classic

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by rightcenterfielder on Jul 28, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

IKR

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Borchard walks it off for the Grizzlies. Buster Posey set up the rally by drawing a leadoff walk.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I HERD THAT BORCHARD AND GARKO PLAYED AT STANFURD!

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buzz Killington

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by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FRED >:(

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT FRED

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LA stunned by Garko trade

by khenderson on Jul 28, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

PICK UP FRED, GARKO

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s just setting up Garko for the three run dinger

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

3 R HRs

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Garko is getting no help

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit, Garko.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup, he's a Giant

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

That is how he earned his pinstripes vanilla cream!

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 28, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

same shit, different day.

by itlynstalyn on Jul 28, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

First pitch swinging :/

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Got some tips from Carney.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda hitting above .400 at home now!

by Mister Merope on Jul 28, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

pwn

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s a 3 run dinger?

by Classy_Argonaut on Jul 28, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still no NL BA for Garko

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s had one game.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANIC!!!!!!1

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know!

MORE than enough time!

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s an interesting analogy…

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by rhys on Jul 28, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, you never trade a twinkie for a sandwich. That’s just bad from the start.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 28, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, who does that?

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by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

life experience? bitter much?

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by beat_la_25 on Jul 28, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did Carney say to you?!!!!

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by rightcenterfielder on Jul 28, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

THE FIRST PITCH IS OFTEN THE BEST ONE YOU’LL SEE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Signed, wilriv

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

End of Fresno Game

From their twitter:

Posey walks, Bowker singles…then…Joe Borchard hits a 3-run moonshot to win the game in walk off fashion!!! 4-3 Grizzlies!!! Holy buckets

by heimy25 on Jul 28, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

my bad for the repost

by heimy25 on Jul 28, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY BUCKETS

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 28, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

What

kind of banquet would you serve Coors at? Yeesh.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t the miners in COL call their drinking after work “banquets”

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont we all?

SIgn Many Bats!

by ringleader3 on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by rightcenterfielder on Jul 28, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed

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by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Garko looks like the lovechild of Zito and Steve Kline

I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken

by joeytothelimit on Jul 28, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOO

MY EYES, THEY BURN!!

53-46 - Giants Series Record: 17-10-4, 13-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 28, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he looks like Mike Piazza’s little brother

by m34josh on Jul 28, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I apologize for him and all of our kind.

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 28, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

my last name too

:(

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Also, Tim Lincecum

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the jersey is pretty sweet, eh?

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 28, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, he wears my lucky number

but i cant afford a jersey

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Also, Tim Lincecum

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

your last name and lucky number? you need to make that happen

SIgn Many Bats!

by ringleader3 on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re a Lewis, you sell your damn car and you buy that jersey.

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a Lewis 22 jersey

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

and a few baseball fans call me Fred around the office

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, mine too

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolewis

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT FRED

THIS IS WHY NO ONE LIKES YOU

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

my bad

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Also, Tim Lincecum

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

RANGE!!!!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 28, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL HYPERBOLE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

UZR can kiss my ass

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.

by BrianBokake on Jul 28, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that would have been a double anyway.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

kruk said he wasnt even at first yet when lewis dropped that

by heimy25 on Jul 28, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so. Guy hadn’t even hit first when Fred put the ball back down on the ground.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 28, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe, they didn’t actually show any replay showing that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Srsly

fred can make mistakes, you know

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did make a mistake, but good lord

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He makes mistakes every time he’s in the damn field this year.

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.

by BrianBokake on Jul 28, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it would have been a single..

I don’t think Laroche would have ran

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERES YOUR FREDEMPTION NOW?!?!?

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

He just dropped it again

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 28, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

To anyone not watching the game

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.

by BrianBokake on Jul 28, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

To anyone not watching any game this season

by m34josh on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one that matters?

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.

by BrianBokake on Jul 28, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

POP UP!

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

UZR says Freddy is fine!

by khenderson on Jul 28, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

That is great. but also sad

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit

Is it really only the 8th?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

oh no

scoreless inning streak in jeopardy

by heimy25 on Jul 28, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s all up to Medders

by baybruin415 on Jul 28, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Infield IN please!

Save the streak

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 28, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

SAVE IT MEDDERS

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s only natural, you’re a Giants fan.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

AFFELDT IS FUCKIN PISSED!!

53-46 - Giants Series Record: 17-10-4, 13-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 28, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

should be

maybe not too crazy…

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

If fred makes the play

that’s a DP.

This will only end well

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Affeldt is pissed. I wonder at who? It didn’t look like a mad-at-myself thing.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe in Mehdders

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

But

you also believe in Lewis.

/ducks

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

There goes the scoreless streak.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Poor Affeldt.

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by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

OH NOES

53-46 - Giants Series Record: 17-10-4, 13-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 28, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

NPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Also, Tim Lincecum

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

P

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Also, Tim Lincecum

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Single tear for Jeremy’s streak

by Classy_Argonaut on Jul 28, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Add that to Fred’s ERA

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 28, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Inning streak oVAH

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it’s dumb Bochey didn’t let Affeldt get out of it on his own.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

this

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Balls, Affeldt could have done that

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by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe Affeldt should get some of the blame for giving up a line drive?

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 28, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

No way

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

What am I thinking? Fred is the only one that can be blamed for anything.

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

FRED IS THE ROOT OF ALL PROBLEMS

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 RBI IN APRIL!!!!!!!!111111

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If not for Fred, the Giants would be undefeated this year :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

crazy talk

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I did my job”

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re right. a really good pitcher doesn’t need no stinking fielders.

by khenderson on Jul 28, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol, I think he really wanted to beat Lincecum.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Ooh, that was a nice slow curve.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

sick curve

finish him

SIgn Many Bats!

by ringleader3 on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats ok I guess

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by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred plays it casual

turns his back to the infield so Affey can’t burn him with the evil eye.

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt doesn’t seem like that kind of dick

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 28, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

That curveball is goofy. BTW, where was that last AB, Brandon?

53-46 - Giants Series Record: 17-10-4, 13-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Insurance runs, please.

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by rightcenterfielder on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow I like mehders

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s meh

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 28, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

One more run would make me feel a lot better

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

rely on FBAL

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Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jul 28, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Medders apologize to Affeldt or do they just let it go?

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by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

(Or do they just blame it on Fred)

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ask kruk and Kuip!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure it’s not actually that big of a deal. If Affeldt is really that butthurt about it, he can grow up.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m certain that Affeldt isn’t the problem.

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.

by BrianBokake on Jul 28, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt doesn’t seem like the type to stew over something like that.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apologize? Yeah, maybe he should get him a card.

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 hits

2 effing runs

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

My uncle actually had one of those. …I swear I’m not white trash!

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.

by BrianBokake on Jul 28, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every middle aged whit male had one

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by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have a version of that. My father in law got one for my husband years ago. We keep it to freak out the kids.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 28, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

take me to the river and put me in the waaaatttteerrr

Walgreens-waiting-in-line nightmare

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

HI! BILLY BASS HERE!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim: “Finish them, Brian.”
Brian: “With Pleasure.”
Brian Walks 4 consecutive batters

And that’s your 9th inning prediction from me.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 28, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

sad but true

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY ARE YOU A BIG JERK

AND WHY DO YOU SMELL OF ELDERBERRIES?

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 28, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Fred!

Instead of leading 4-1, we are only up 1! I blame you!

by baybruin415 on Jul 28, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blame cant be all on one guy

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

can’t =! shouldn’t

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s awfully Republican of you to say.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 28, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im no Dominican Republican

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

It survives.

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 28, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its my way of relating to the regulars, some people must be pretty confused at that comment

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 28, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

lololol

thank you for that. I missed that one

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone gets a turn to be negative, overreact and blame. Why not? It’s the gamethread.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jul 28, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never realized you could score negative runs at the plate

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 28, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

if anyone can do it

Fred Lewis can.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred lewis- worse than hitler

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has anyone ever seen them in the same room together?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmmmm

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hitler had a better glove

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 28, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clubhouse cancer

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by norcalnick on Jul 28, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

SUP KEV. We playin FB this year?

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

By FB i mean FF

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yessir

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

lololololololololololol

Biggest. Upset. Ever.

last year. I don’t even care what happens this year, though I will be beating you again.

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

that helicopter at the beginning of this thing was unnecessary, no?

by aaroncallagher on Jul 28, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

All Velez, All the time

by Orwell D. Catt on Jul 28, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitch around this menace at the plate!!!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Slugger at the plate

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe it’s just me, but Velez looks a bit Lewisish at the dish with his no sock look

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

similar swing too

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except he hits the ball far, in this game anyways

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh. The Ninja's warming up.

Who’s got the pepto bismol?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 28, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I know I keep talking about Velez

but doesn’t he look less douchey now? It used to be that he ALWAYS looked lost and confused, even in the dugout.

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Does he ever, you know, talk about me?

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

send him a note

do you like me, circle one
YES NO

SIgn Many Bats!

by ringleader3 on Jul 28, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

bondslegend can’t stop thinking about Eugenio Velez

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CANT

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is lost and confused a douche trait now?

by satyricrash on Jul 28, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he just looked annoying to me

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

TI sighting!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

If TI gets a hit

the anti-garko people will be unbearable.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Logically

I agree

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

all that playing time they promised ishi

by heimy25 on Jul 28, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishtastik

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Make Garko jealous ishi

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Ow

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought I smelled a double switch

by Classy_Argonaut on Jul 28, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishikawa is trying to kill Ryan Doumit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Doumit is getting knocked around tonight.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

That looked like it sucked.

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 28, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Doumed him!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum v Moyer lol

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Moyer even HAVE a fastball anymore?

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 28, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s more like a slowball

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 28, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Change ball

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

technically

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is the point, they are the opposites, get it?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of his pitches are known to go faster than some of his other pitches, I suppose

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by norcalnick on Jul 28, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants will still strike out on it.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

21 age difference between the two, right? Thats Chris Hansen territory right there.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 28, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Owch doumit

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG HE TOOK ONE DOWN AND IN

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

twss?

SIgn Many Bats!

by ringleader3 on Jul 28, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was ball four, Travis.

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by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Garko’s job is safe.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi

:(

long at bat though

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Also, Tim Lincecum

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

The fleet footed Uribe!

by snafu on Jul 28, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHIFAIL

ALOS, SPEED!

53-46 - Giants Series Record: 17-10-4, 13-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 28, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

nuts

You’ll get one next time Ishi. In like 2 weeks.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jul 28, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m still deathly afraid of what he’s giving up in this Sanchez trade

by snafu on Jul 28, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The waiting is the worst – I just want to know the damage now.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 28, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishi’s arms are too long

by khenderson on Jul 28, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Not enough thalidomide?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ishikawa almost hits his foot with the bat

or was he dancing?

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Jul 28, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Ow, and gamer

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

owch

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Also, Tim Lincecum

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

he took one for the team!

by californianotter on Jul 28, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

IT’S ON

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 28, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

took it like a man

by heimy25 on Jul 28, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

my last name is in this wtf

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your last name is Booooard?

Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 28, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oarg

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your last name is BOOOOB?

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

MARRY ME!

IM TAKING YOUR LAST NAME

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Also, Tim Lincecum

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

OARGB?

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oargbooob

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by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Class is in session.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Good idea putting Torres on

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Although uribe is ahead of him soo...

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres looks like the kinda guy who doesn’t lose a fist fight

by snafu on Jul 28, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s because no one can catch him.

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by Natto on Jul 28, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

DONT RUB IT!!!!

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by beat_la_25 on Jul 28, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

no wonder Giants fans love him so much

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Robin Ventura!

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Also, Tim Lincecum

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitcher’s name: Ishikawa

by goGSW24 on Jul 28, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noticed that too lol

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more hyperlink

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that video. Batista plays it perfectly.

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 28, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

SNAKE EYE

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Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 28, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

classy popup

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Jul 28, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

How classy would a hit be right here?

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.

by BrianBokake on Jul 28, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL

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by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m getting sick of Randy’s “hit a pop up and then shake my head in disgust” move.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes Mr. Excitement.

Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 28, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

my exact thoughts

“Wow this game has been kinda boring – hmmm at least Wilson is coming in”

by Kestrel76 on Jul 28, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, getting sick of that Randy Winn expression

by ryanmiles on Jul 28, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just gonna say he has no pop…

by Jagersan on Jul 28, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

nice

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really hope all of these LOB’s don’t come back to bit us.

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by rhys on Jul 28, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

time traveling LOBs

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He on the 15 day? or what?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 28, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, strained hip muscle and some internal bleeding. out around 8 days.

by californianotter on Jul 28, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LISA STEVENS

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Also, Tim Lincecum

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH

YOU’RE LISA STEVENS

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN RIGHT, SHANE

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by rightcenterfielder on Jul 28, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a bad feeling about this…..

by khenderson on Jul 28, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I is scared

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 28, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Garko’s replacement, Marte, is 2-3 today so far tonight in Cleveland.

Just sayin’

by heimy25 on Jul 28, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

we got burned!!!!!!11

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

New Poster Here

and can’t wait until I move to northern California so I can watch Wilson blow saves on TV

by theres always next year on Jul 28, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t shush. it’s not in my nature

by theres always next year on Jul 28, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWNG TEH BANHAMMAH

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was down in LA till about a month ago

I was able to enjoy blown saves via slingbox

by heimy25 on Jul 28, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in San Diego until late August….then Davis…do they get Fox Bay Area up there?

by theres always next year on Jul 28, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if you have Comcast.

by DividedByZero on Jul 28, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least you are prepared

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hold on, I need my oxygen tank…

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 28, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Hold on, I need my oxygen tank… heroin

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

1-2-3 by Wilson, right?

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

of course

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by rightcenterfielder on Jul 28, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda want him to blow it

then have Panda or Garko hit a walkoff

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Band

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

of Brothers?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Garko on the bench now.

by goGSW24 on Jul 28, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The path to a full count involves more than just strikes

by snafu on Jul 28, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson in...

Going to get more beer for the 9th

by MoreHeartThanBrains on Jul 28, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

SI SE PUEDE

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRIAN

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD MCCUTCHEN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

What? no 3-2 count?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson tried! There’s only so much he can control

by snafu on Jul 28, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

McLOLchen

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKKK YEA

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

GSPM!

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god what is that dead rat on his head

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

No deal McCutchen, that moon money is mine!

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by rightcenterfielder on Jul 28, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD AND GTFO

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Indians were about to comeback against the Angels. They were down two with the bases loaded and nobody out. They brought in a new reliever. Double play and routine groundout.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 28, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Victor Martinez was the guy who hit the double play.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 28, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has been absolutely awful the last 4-6 weeks. I had to pick up another catcher in fantasy he was so bad

by m34josh on Jul 28, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

owch

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never trust a man named Delwyn.

by Orwell D. Catt on Jul 28, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN IT

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit, Panda. D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

ahhhhh Panda

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 28, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo :(

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Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 28, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

pitching and defense

pitching and defense pitching and aklfaldkfjladfla

by heimy25 on Jul 28, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

PanD’oh

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

omg _ our IF defense is…

by californianotter on Jul 28, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

defense sucks all around tonight

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 28, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo >:(

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The defense seems shittier lately

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Not looking forward to this match-up…

by ryanmiles on Jul 28, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

bah!

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.

by BrianBokake on Jul 28, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Brian

I need celebratory gifs.

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 28, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, no blaming Wilson for that. Weak ground ball is usually what works.

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by BruteSentiment on Jul 28, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take a ton please.

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 28, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

boner

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

whut

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

puppy boner

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s just well endowed

by californianotter on Jul 28, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww. I am no longer mad.

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.

by BrianBokake on Jul 28, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred yelled at Pablo on that one

screwed him up

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

oh, without a doubt.

53-46 - Giants Series Record: 17-10-4, 13-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 28, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw a groundball NOW!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

/rolls ball toward home plate

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

URDOINITRONG

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry I have total faith in Papa Dubs to deal with this situation…

/hides under t-shirt

by snafu on Jul 28, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good, garett jones

he hasn’t done anything of note lately

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

TLOLRRES

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Good on you, Torres.

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 28, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL TORRES
good job

53-46 - Giants Series Record: 17-10-4, 13-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 28, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres makes the 2340803483rd put out of the game.

by itlynstalyn on Jul 28, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Anytime anyone posts a 10 digit number, my phone gives me the option to call it. Fools me into thinking it’s a link, and then i’m calling some random number

Molina's gonna test his arm...

by Victorious Secret on Jul 28, 2009 10:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

mobile win

how the hell do you keep up on a phone?

SIgn Many Bats!

by ringleader3 on Jul 28, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

get out of his way Lewis!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Useful

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

SPEEDY TORRES!

Can’t help but love that guy.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 28, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I love watching him run to the ball.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 28, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only his last name was Gonzalez

by m34josh on Jul 28, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He makes speedy gonzalez look like regular gonzalez

Bleeding orange and black since 1987

by TehGreekStallion on Jul 28, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres just looks like a crazy person out there

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

A crazy person catching fly balls.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 28, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always liked the kid with the surfer blond hair.

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forget all the kid’s names

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 28, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really like torres

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres covers 75 feet in about 100 steps

by snafu on Jul 28, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Here's donut!

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Jul 28, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

That is unhittable right there

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a nice breaking ball

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Makeup call

looked low to me

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I actually can’t believe Torres has stuck on the team the whole year (and probably will remain there for the rest of hte year). He deserves to, certainly, I’m just surprised.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I like it. He’s a scrappy guy who seems to really love playing. And he totally throws himself into the game. Contrast: Todd Linden, who couldn’t be bothered to run out an infield grounder.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 28, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too busy chewing bubble gum to catch fly balls!!!!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd never heard of him before ST

but me too

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by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect fifth outfielder

by m34josh on Jul 28, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I hope he doesn’t have to start in CF for too much longer, but he’s had a solid year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN!

FINISH THIS MOTHERFUCKER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

see you

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Jul 28, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

later

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Jul 28, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN DOUMIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Jul 28, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

GAME

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

YEEAHHHH PAPA DUBS

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

What the shit is this?

Amazing

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 28, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh so much win

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Patrick Stewart

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

stfd, biatches

53-46 - Giants Series Record: 17-10-4, 13-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 28, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Tied for WC

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job Wilson

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 28, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

1-0 WITH GARKO BEST TRADE EVER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT LA!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Yee!

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.

by BrianBokake on Jul 28, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

CRAZY DANCING PICS PLZ KTHX

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 28, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

WINZ

53-46 - Giants Series Record: 17-10-4, 13-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 28, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

what in the wide world of sports?!?!?!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the random guy on the far left.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 28, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

the chinese man is not amused.

by shanghaijim on Jul 28, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

his brother just got docked a day’s pay for sleeping on the job!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The all minority cast of Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

by Merope on Jul 28, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zeets Wins

Three Good Starts in a Row.

ATHELTIC was right.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 28, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

You're Right

Of course Zito couldn’t get a win. I forgot they took him out in the middle of the inning.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 28, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!!!

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jul 28, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

IM BARKO FOR GARKO

ALSO VELEZ

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LARS FTW!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank God

BED TIME!

See you guys tomorrow afternoon.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Jul 28, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

So Velez starts in left tomorrow?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 28, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Unless he’s traded. /keeps fingers crossed

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 28, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eugenio Velez: impact deadline acquisition

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 28, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

on the 60 day DL unfortunately.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 28, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE’S MY DANCING MASCOTS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHH

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what he just said.

Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear

by Natto on Jul 28, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

“See the ball and hit it”. Is he doing an SNL bit?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 28, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He and Panda speak in code

by m34josh on Jul 28, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jul 28, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 28, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Awwww

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.

by BrianBokake on Jul 28, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

always liked that dog

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 28, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Garko trade worked!

We needed more power and we got it.
From Eugenio Velez, but still

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 28, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

First time hearing Velez speak!

by ryanmiles on Jul 28, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Great job by the pen tonight again.

by snafu on Jul 28, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez: easier to understand than Pablo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I used to teach ESL, and a decent number of the students would just repeat whatever I said. Velez reminds me of those students

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 28, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t stop laughing at this one..

by baybruin415 on Jul 28, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It needs a watermelon somewhere in the background or something.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

barely speaks english + barely speaks intelligible english=here comes uh oh

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 28, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

The bullshit is

Even if the Giants make the playoffs, they’ll likely be giving up home field.

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 28, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

That means we can win game 4 at home.

Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear

by Natto on Jul 28, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jul 28, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

IRL rotflol

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Staged celebrity game for TV

Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear

by Natto on Jul 28, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

what celelbrities?

this isn’t in america, right?

SIgn Many Bats!

by ringleader3 on Jul 28, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

i keep wanting

somone to do the kid and play ‘rabbit in the hole’ dance move

SIgn Many Bats!

by ringleader3 on Jul 28, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wtf is going on here?

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.

by BrianBokake on Jul 28, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe thats the only way their allowed to brawl in Korean baseball

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jul 28, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man this place is fun after a win

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

WINN!

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 28, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Not really, but he has a fortunate name in a fortunate game.

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 28, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

MJ digs it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOO

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

THSSSS

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, major celebration for a team nine out

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Jul 28, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Tied for WC lead

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you mean us, we do this after every win.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The last few years

have taught us to appreciate every one.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

except

WE ARE 8 GAMES OUT, BITCHES!!!! WOOOO

by heimy25 on Jul 28, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no crying celebration in baseball

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Velez just tell Flem that he never thought he’d get laid WTF

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Just said something about a mustang

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

VELEZ

jus try to du my jorb down der

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 28, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

When they sent him down, I thought we would never see him again, let alone be the star of the game

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 28, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d hoped we never see him again

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, all jealous bigot wannabe's--shut up!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Jul 28, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

?

Care to be more specific with those allegations?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 28, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

constant disparaging of Velez’ verbal skills—enough aldrete

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Jul 28, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL you

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 28, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is my serious face

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

We were disparaging Amy G’s verbal skills too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

u r 5

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s cause you’re sexist.

And there are no girls on message boards

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 28, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

somebody’s new in town
we mock everybody
Bochy: mumble mumble grit mumble mumble gamer mumble mumble zzzzzzzz

by Merope on Jul 28, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT Snow

Um…………….uh………..

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only reason he never gets thrown out is that the umpires have no clue what he’s saying to them.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

point made, point taken. now, I’ll shut up :)

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Jul 28, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I totally understand why it may have made you feel uncomfortable, no problem, dude.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

or they’ve fallen asleep in the interim.

by Merope on Jul 28, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The return of Billy Mays

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.

by itlynstalyn on Jul 28, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe is a really boring interview.

Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear

by Natto on Jul 28, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Is he rocking a d-baggish Ed Hardy shirt again?

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.

by BrianBokake on Jul 28, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Standard Issue Ball Player Wear

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT COLORADO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Zito’s three years with the Giants, I must have yelled at Bochy to get him out of there a hundred times. This was the first time I thought he pulled him too soon.

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 28, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

agreed

although McCutheon seemed to be pretty locked in on him. Not to upset other than the fact that Barry didnt get the W. Then its sort of hard to feel for a guy when he had a 2.0 WHIP. for the game. Lucky to have only gave up the one run.

Cain is Able ...

by Norcalfan10 on Jul 28, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Bochy reads this blog during the game?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Jul 28, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doubtful

He’d go to sleep crying on his huge fucking pillow every night if he did.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 28, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marquis giving Cain the opportunity to become the first 13 game winner in the NL tomorrow

by superk1ng on Jul 28, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

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