Open GameThread, 7/28
by Grant Brisbee on Jul 28, 2009 6:00 PM PDT
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He should be a platoon partner, he can’t hit RHP.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Yes, he can platoon with the guy who has a slightly worse line that is buoyed by a .341 BABIP!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Sabean said he’ll play everyday.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Play on, player.
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 28, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
it begins
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that Bear Pascoe in the middle
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
he has a sore left knee…will be out at least 2 days
by californianotter on Jul 28, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
the giants doctor looked at it already last night
by californianotter on Jul 28, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Really? Did he try and apply some clorophorm to it and then dress him up in our uniform? Maybe the pirates would forget
no...
Sanchez’s knee was examined by the Giants’ doctors last night, but that is common when a visiting player has an injury.
by californianotter on Jul 28, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
ouch
Nate Schierholtz is out at least 6-8 days because of a strained left hip and some internal bleeding
by californianotter on Jul 28, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions
internal bleeding?
wtf
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
He ate at El Farolito
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
He was so overwhelmed with deliciousness that he couldn’t bring himself to play?
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
Hematoma – the picture is a bit gnarly.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 28, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I DONT KNOW IF YOU'VE HEARD
CF Torres
RF Winn
3B Sandoval
C Molina
LF Lewis
1B Garko
2B Velez
SS Uribe
P Zito
I like the idea of Torres leading off
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I was looking at Uribe & Sanchez #s earlier and they were surprisingly comparable :/
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
CF Fuck
RF Fuck
3B Sandoval
C FFFFFFFuck!
LF Fuck
1B Fuck
2B Fuck
SS Fuck
P Fuck
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
This
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
NETFLIX TRADE!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow. 13 perfect innings in a row now, at least. Plus one batter from his previous start. So 40 in a row set down.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 28, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
YES!… YES!… YES!… YES!…
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 28, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
pretty massive strike zone.
did you know Buehrle had the same home plate umpire during his perfect game the other day that he had during his no-hitter a couple years ago? they said that during the Twins broadcast.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too, for the sake of my fantasy team.
Bleeding orange and black since 1987
by TehGreekStallion on Jul 28, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
not me
for the same reason
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
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Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone have the lineup tonight? LOLIKELOLMG Where’s Garko hitting?!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 28, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions
Lets go son! You’re going to have to hold them to negative 1 runs.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
Is that when you give up so many runs you have to restart counting with negatives?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 28, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
this
Yeah… it’s hard to decide whether it’s good or bad that we understand it…
by AGiantAmongMarlins on Jul 28, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m legitimately scared for the shuttle up there right now since they saw shit fly off of it when it was launched. I can’t imagine how nervous you’d be flying back in to earth’s atmosphere.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Alvarez, Reuter and Estes
should make a devastating playoff rotation. We’re going all the way!!!!
by VidaWantsYourCar on Jul 28, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Can i officially petition to adopt Garko right here?
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
It depends on whether the person who adopted Barnes will allow it because he gets first dibs.
Judgment Day is coming
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who is that and are they particularly active?
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
boonitez, who was around yesterday.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
okey dokey. well i’ll figure it out if/when he shows up
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
How does one adopt?
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
typically done in the offseason. there’s a big draft, but you get to keep your current guy if you want to.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
nice! thanks.
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
what a sad, sad lineup
at least Garko makes it look a little better
by crazedcrustacean on Jul 28, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions
On another note...
Big Unit has a rotator cuff tear… can’t even throw for 3 weeks. What do we do now? Stick with Dirty and the Big Sadowski? Or make a move?
Cy Lincecain FTW
Do you know why he was named Big Unit?
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Jul 28, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Buehrle ties MLB record for consecutive batters retired
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
5 more perfect innings
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Who?
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 28, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Not sure if anyone has mentioned this, but MLB.com is reporting that Johnson has a tear in his rotator cuff.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
be ready to grab someone obscure and root for a breakout
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
Here is the most official list.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
I dumped Howry and got Dominguez, so Howry’s “available”
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
no thanks
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
‘Home Run’ Bob Howry? I’m in!
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 28, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
8:29 p.m. – Framework of a deal with the Giants has been discussed. Pirates willing to pay some of Sanchez’s salary for next season in return for three prospects. Jesus Guzman (.336 BA – 12 HR – 59RBI’s) would be the top MLB ready prospect heading to Pittsburgh
A deal is not official though and if the two sides agree to a deal within the next 12 hours, it will not be announced until after Wednesday’s game.
That sounds good to me.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jul 28, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think it means the other two guys are pretty minor. But maybe that’s just what I hope.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
JFC We should never EVER trade with any team other than the Pirates!!!!!
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
Jponry, how would you feel if Fred got dealt to Pittsburgh?
I don’t see it likely with our OF injuries btw.
I wouldn’t really mind it, though it seems unlikely now if Schierholtz and Rowand are seriously injured. And since they seem to have decided that Bowkermania is dead.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Garko can play OF
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I stood in CF at Fanfest
Sign me.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a pic somewhere of me going up against the left field wall. I’M READY!!!!!!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
“MLB ready” is pretty vague. Guzman is closer to the majors b/c he’s there already. it really depends on who the other two are.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
What other prospects though?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
IF THIS IS REAL LIFE AND NOT JUST FANTASY THEN YES
I don’t want to be caught in a landslide. I have no escape from reality.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don’t know why I came up with the Bohemian Rhapsody lyric, but it just felt right.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno, the goobers sitting behind me last night were very excited about Velez’s two catches and were saying how he’d better get some playing time now. They sound like they know how Sabean thinks.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
lawl
I wrote the book on Eugenio Velez and just no. Although if I could put a bug in Sabes’ ear…
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Shitty book
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
unhappy ending
also unhappy beginning and middle.
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Jul 28, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d guess (hope) it’d be two C-ish prospects.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yeah because I don’t want to have to jihad if they make some retarded trade. People recognize me and my work now, without me having to prompt them. I think I’m making it here.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Steve Edlefsen today
Pucetas tomorrow. Anyone particularly attached to either?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Already got him in SJ, twice
And he stayed put. I think he’s safe.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
T literally WSS
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I pulled a TWSS said today
Got a 44 oz cranberry limeade at Sonic. I said to my traveling mate “It’s too big, I can’t fit it between my legs”
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
EME
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
we should throw in Frandsen, just to not dick him over for once
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
Fresno > Pittsburgh?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
throw in Amy G. and this deal is complete.
by californianotter on Jul 28, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d ask if Pittsburgh had suffered enough, and I realized no, with a Stanley Cup and Super Bowl in the last season. So, do it.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Stanley Cup? Eh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXvy968BCs8
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
but not April O'neil
Proud father of Dallas Mcpherson. If you have any information leading to the arrest of the person responsible for the kidnapping of my son please contact me immediately. Reward if found!
I’ll take it. Throw in Frandsen and Velez for good measure so I don’t have to hear about them anymore.
Cy Lincecain FTW
Jesus ascends
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
cue the big Lebowski pic
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Jul 28, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
good husband
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
she must monitor your MCC use
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT!!!!! MY WIFE IS TWO-TIMING ME WITH JCTGAMER!?!?!?!?!??!?!!!??
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Wait, where is the sarcasm, it has to be in there somewhere?
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
no lie
I have that shirt
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy's head is not large
for a Buick.
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Jul 28, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d still prefer that we trade for a Morneau-type player.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
it's a firefly reference
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
We already got a white 1B yesterday.
Don’t be greedy.
Proud father of Dallas Mcpherson. If you have any information leading to the arrest of the person responsible for the kidnapping of my son please contact me immediately. Reward if found!
I’d still prefer that we trade for a Pujols-type player. And I want the other team to pay for him too
no hitter still?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
No hitter still alive
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gomez walked. perfecto over
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
oops. Casilla
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
If this goes through
We kick it in to high gear and get Willingham, and then we’ve got ourselves a fucking ballclub.
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
Amazing ovation from the crowd.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
bye bye, No no
Span singles
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
Sabean trades Cain for spahn
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I read this as
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 28, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Johnny Vander Meer goes back to being dead
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
PodsedLOLnik
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
Well… he was perfect, he decided to give up a walk, a hit, and an error, all in a row. The cycle!
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
I don’t know anyone that appreciates surprise buttsex
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 28, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
fixed
I don’t know anyone that appreciates being on the receiving end of surprise buttsex
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Expected buttsecks?
Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems
by Scooter Ellis on Jul 28, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
this might be too nerdy
but did you ref yugioh the abridged series?
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Jul 28, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe he meant butt sects
Some kind of new schism, I’m thinking.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Why do I not recognize half the people commenting lately?
My Will Clark will kick your honor students ass!
Newbs. Imagine how bad it would get if we actually DID make the playoffs.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
I LIKED THE GIANTS WHEN IT WAS ONLY COOL TO DO SO IN THE IRONIC SENSE!!!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
i’ll admit i’m one of the newbs, but i’ve been reading comments here since last season
by sliderinthedirt on Jul 28, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I like newbs.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Gameday Thread LXXV
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 28, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
/Bronswell Patrick reference
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
YES
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Freddy Sanchez traded to Giants for Madison Bumgarner, Tim Lincecum, and Angel Vilallona!
GOOD MOVE!
Cy Lincecain FTW
It might be wise for some quiet time for you.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 28, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
You got me
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 28, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Coming from the guy whose main contributions to McCoven lore are surprise butt sex and bizarre references to ballgames being Jewish.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
didn’t Foppert get released? that’s some amazing faith you have.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
A while back, yeah.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
There was actually a player drafted from USF this year named Poppert. I’m thinking it might be Jesse in a wig.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
It’s probably for the best.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 28, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I am sad I am missing this.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
She’s in Fresno
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
What she said
Shooter was the greatest. RIP
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m working tonight in the Fresno press box. The TV behind me has the broadcast on, though it’s hard to catch both the game in front of me and the TV on mute behind me.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Me really need an MCFAQ: 2009 Edition for the newbs.
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Peep the links in my sig and you’ll find a wealth of them. I do Fresno and San Jose reports for SF Dugout. Anything with Chris Martinez attached to it.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
She’s not as special as you.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Jinx!
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by cybermaldonado on Jul 28, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL @ Nats
Per Jon Heyman’s twitter…
#giants still talking to #bucs after examining sanchez. also rebuffed #nats request of sanchez-plus for nick johnson.
Are the Nats serious? They are aware that Nick Johnson is a FA after the season and won’t even be a Type B, right?
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
and also that we just traded for a first baseman
by sliderinthedirt on Jul 28, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Garko can play catcher! And then Bengie…umm….I once read he played shortstop in college or something.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Clearly the Nats are run by actual VALEZ 4 POOHOLES-types. I wouldn’t be surprised if their emails read that way.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
Nats are laughably bad
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
like I said in the other thread
Nats management is pretty stupid. Worst record in baseball, shitty farm system and they still haven’t traded anybody. Nick Johnson is not going to be a type B so they’re about to lose him for nothing.
Nyjer Morgan for Sanchez.
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by cybermaldonado on Jul 28, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve read this twit by Heyman 20 times. Does he mean the Giants rebuffed the Nats or the Pirates did. Not intelligent writing to speak of two Sanchez’s in one sentence. That said, I presume they mean the Giants laughed the Nats off.
Intelligent writing and twitter?
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 28, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
According to another newspaper, Nats wanted Jonathan Sanchez for Nick Johnson, we said no and went after Garko instead
fixed
I’ve read this twitbyHeyman 20 times.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
this +109
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
ROCKIES LOSE
And Santana pitches tomorrow.
Rox might be swept.
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
can I get my anal lysed?
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Jul 28, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Mets have won four in a row. Watch us lose the wild card to them by one game, and we stupidly were rooting for them this week
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
OT: The Watchmen
Hey guys, did you hear about the new Watchmen Saturday Morning Cartoon coming out???
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
lol old
but I still adore it
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
call up Alderson
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
you're right - CALL UP RAMON ORTIZ!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
bring back Jim Hearn
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Jul 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
if he decides to comes back
I think he goes to the bullpen(assuming we get a new SP)
After the game yesterday, I tried to get an Amy G chant going, nobody wanted anything to do with it. Needless to say, I was a little too drunk
BTW what ever did happen to Cammy Blackistone?
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by cybermaldonado on Jul 28, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Dead in a ditch somewhere.
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I was pumped that she was interviewing lincecum.
by aaroncallagher on Jul 28, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
someone threw a bucket of water on her and she melted.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
As long as it was a “Amy G needs to leave” chant you were ok.
My Will Clark will kick your honor students ass!
whats the matter with Amy
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
she’s a stupid, no talent hack, that doesn’t know anything about baseball, or style, speaks with an annoying voice, and should move to Florida.
.
I guess that’s too long to actually yell out.
I like yours better
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
she's a B...
that’s probably why the chant failed.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
wow, Buerhle really fell apart
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions
Soriano=the Rip Torn of MLB
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Jul 28, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IS OSWALT HURT!!???
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Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
how bad???
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
i know
i just traded Jeter for him
(desperate for pitching)
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
left lower back strain
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright, this might be a little weird, but… Does anyone else like to pack a dip while watching the Giants game? It feels so much more authentic. Ah, cancer.
Cy Lincecain FTW
Nah just spits, bro.
Actually tonight it’s Pirate’s Booty.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean yes and I use grease paint
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Guacamole does too apparently
Life sucks.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I double dipped my baby carrots in the guacamole. I live dangerously.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I do. Tobacco is one of the most loathsome substances on the planet, so I made a little joke.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
That disgusting Frito Lay refried bean dip has always been a guilty pleasure and to the best of my knowledge it doesn’t give you anything but happiness and butt pee.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
irritates the Poo Holez
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Jul 28, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
ME AND PANDA SHARED A TIN OF BAMBOO ONCE.
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Bad habit. But yes, every game. It’s like peanut butter and jelly
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
FYI
Greenjackets game suspended due to rain. Sucks, because Fairley hit a homer in the game.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
He hit it fairley good then?
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 28, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Well
Still in despair.
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by Zetsuboushita on Jul 28, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Wendell he develop into a power hitter?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I would like to sign this petition.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn, we have to root for the dodgers today
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
Giants love > Dodger hate
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
cardinals are half a game behind us in the wild card
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
There are parameters to rooting for the Dodgers, this does not fall into it
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
There's like five teams right there in the wild card
Let’s not worry about them until September kthxbye
GROUGTHINK ALERT
dude what?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Can’t we just root for a charred crater formerly known as Busch Stadium instead?
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by rightcenterfielder on Jul 28, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
i could go for that
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Link
ONLY POSTIN’ 1NCE
http://atdhe.net/6246/watch-pirates-vs-giants
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
Hey, anyone have a link to the Giant’s game?
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 28, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
What’s the lineup tonight?
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
zeets doesn’t draw quite the same crowd as timmy
by sliderinthedirt on Jul 28, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
TWSS
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
scandal in the clubhouse
Hot new couple! Sanko! Garchez!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m still lolling at Velez 2B
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
The legend of Epicgenio continues.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jul 28, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m waiting for his first diving attempt at an infield fly
by sliderinthedirt on Jul 28, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I got home and saw that Burhle got hit and stuff
And Tonkatsu with vegetables over rice is ready for dinner. So only one perfecto tonite!
ZEETS PERFETCOO
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Are we still talking about your wife?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 28, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m so jealous.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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by Zetsuboushita on Jul 28, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
oh my god that sounds good
We got catered Mexican in the box tonight. But I want that.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
1 pitch, 1 hit.
NO PERECTO FOR ZEETS
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didn’t see THAT coming
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions
yay Zito!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions
LOLZITO!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 28, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions
My hope for the game
Freddy Sanchez comes in to pinch hit late in the game, and just as he finishes digging in, he rips off his Pirates jersey to reveal a Giants uniform underneath, and then snaps the bat in half and runs out to replace Velez at 2nd base.
Here we go.
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
well that was shitty luck there.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
and that’s the ballgame
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by rightcenterfielder on Jul 28, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
Noodle arm ftw!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
LOL ZITO X2!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 28, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
CLASSY ASSIST!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
Haha
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Leave him alone Carney
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 28, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
he’ll have a rally mohhawk by tomorrow
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
STRIKEZ
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
Garko just pulled something. or I did just watching that.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
/Tears groin
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
ah, the double clutch killed him
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
too bad Panda double clutched. he would have had him.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m shocked every time i see a catcher not get thrown out by 20 feet on a grounder
by sliderinthedirt on Jul 28, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Food talk
I’m making lemon chicken (recipe courtesy of Baron!) and rice.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I’m getting Mexican
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
But what are you going to eat after that?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 28, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
BA DUM CHHHH
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Dipping into the Mexican?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Diving
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
elbow deep I take it
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you?
Might be something to keep private.
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Talking like Yoda I am
I guess.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I had a McDonald’s hamburger, because I’m broke and cooking with one hand is a pain in the arse
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
Uh.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, LOS MANO! hows it healing?
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Leftover penne and zucchini alla carbonara and roasted chicken. I’m at work. :(
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 28, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Had Hawaiian chicken from this really great place near my house in Orange
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
burgers, beer and life cereal
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
catered Mexican food
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
A roast, mashed potatoes and gravy
also zucchini but who cares about that
Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.
by Sammy Danger on Jul 28, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
zucchini is amazing
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Just put some pesto chicken in the oven. As long as there’s a glass of wine alongside dinner tonight, it doesn’t matter what it is.
For the record – this is probably the first time I’ve actually cooked in over two weeks. Vacation and a week long stint with the flu will keep you out of the kitchen, that’s for sure.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
I ate half a bag of frozen blackberries. Moving out tomorrow morning so I gotta finish off all my leftovers.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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by Zetsuboushita on Jul 28, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
at least his curve is working today ;D
by californianotter on Jul 28, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
it took him a few offerings, but he got it working.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
2nd half guy!!!!!!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
GET THE RUN BACK! NOW!!
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
STFD PEARCE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Panda Body
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo, Garko, Molina, Uribe should be the middle of the order.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Middle of an order of baby back ribs, amirite?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
late but...
Jon Miller: Whos hitting 9th?
Flem: The pitcher, Jon.
that was gold
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 28, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks all
Got it working in IE, will debug what’s wrong with Firefox later.
by paboperfecto on Jul 28, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
oh, that’s a great start
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
OMG I’m so jealous.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jul 28, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Fried breaded pork cutlet, basically.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jul 28, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
look at all that delicious broccoli
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Garko should be hitting now
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 28, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
Yup
Bochy is still a moron.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Hi, my name is Josh, and I like Pablo Sandoval.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
IDENTITY THEFT.
You and Josh from Oakland last night both.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
yay, Panda
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
PABLO!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
FAIL
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
HOWD IT GET BURNED HOWD IT GET BURNED
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 28, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
good thing Pablo singled. it means Molina won’t be leading off next inning.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions
Garko dingerz lead off bottom of the 2nd!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh I forgot FLEW haha (forgettable)
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m so fucking sick of Bengie Molina.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
lol cleanup hitter
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 28, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions
Beverage time!
what’s tonight’s drink?
I’m not sure whether I’ll be having a Manhatten or a Blue Moon.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
Bottles of water laced with hard drugs
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
I had a campari and soda earlier. Beer now (Shiner Bock).
by Duelling Brandos on Jul 28, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
We have home made lemonade. Made with lemons from my grandmother’s front yard!
Not alcoholic or anything, mind you.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Just to hurt your opinion of me further
I don’t drink.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I’m a very stubborn man.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I partake very infrequently. Months will go by. . .
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
manhattan, you might not have to watch a couple Zito pitches while you make it and you’ll care about them much less after you have 4 of them
Thing A
<3 Cabs
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I’ll take almost anything red. I love cabs, pinot noir, zin, merlot, chianti, meritage.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Me too, but Cabs will always be my favorite.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
used to love cabs...
more in a zin phase tho… sonoma dry creek area is awesome cause good zins, and then the best cabs in cali are across the freeway in Alexander valley
SIgn Many Bats!
lol
Did you know that they just randomly chose Merlot as the wine he was going to hate? The wineries that made Merlots were all pissed about that.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
My buddy is the “wine guy” at some beverage store in the city. Where? I have no idea
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
What xanthan would call “elitist soda.”
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jul 28, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Water
It’s hot as balls here and the cold cold water is refreshing.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Will be having a Fat Tire in a bit
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
You all are trying to knock me off the wagon.
Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
VELEZ MADE A PLAY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
LOL
“Hey, there’s a… uh, Detroit Lions fan.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
The legend of Epicgenio grows.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jul 28, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez makes a diving play on that
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
109
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
STFD MORTON
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Gotta go through a grueling K FRED experience first
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez is totally going to go a BABIP inflated tear and be here forever.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
by oldjacket on Jul 28, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
please dont foretell such things
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 28, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
/rub rub
what say you trade stone? garko? so it is done!
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 28, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha
You were wrong. Homers don’t factor into BABIP.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Hi, I'm Jamie. My username is thehavenot. It's nice to meet you guys.
Looks like I’m late to the gameday thread too.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Do you have an attractive companion with you tonight as well?
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 28, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT makes me happy.
Where is Assfan69?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Papelbon is Brian Wilson in disguise.
by californianotter on Jul 28, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Good. I hate that cockface.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
rectum mouth
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Taintfaced rectum mouth
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Large Head
/TWSS
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
What a wasted AB
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
Garkapalooza!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
Come on Garko
JUSTIFY!
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Ryan Garko: San Francisco Giants
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
-s
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I was just in the middle of typing that, with the exact same typo.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
oh
a pop-up
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
He’s a Giant all right!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
GARKLOL
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 28, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
Well, he'll fit right in
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I still can’t believe Velez is in the majors.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Velez says suck it Azmanz
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 28, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT?
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
So, I don’t hate the Garko trade, but I cant bring myself to be remotely excited, either. Yay, another first baseman who hits moderately well!!!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Zorak!
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 28, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
THE LEGEND OF EPICGENIO CONTINUES!
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
EUGENIO 2.0
NEW AND IMPROVED
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 28, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
Now use it on Zito
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
He shall be here forever
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
I like that
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Really?
He damn near piroutted on that swing…
"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Now you can follow SFDugout.com on Twitter and Facebook!•
Wait what? Did Eugenio Motherfucking Velez hit a home run?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
I saw the replay
And wondered if it was real, or from another day or something. All I can say is, lol.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
so much win
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
nice
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
FBAL!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
Now Velez will be in the lineup for the rest of Bochy’s tenure. Sigh.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
suck it, haterzzz!!!!
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 28, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
GROUND ATTACK
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
rumblin bumblin grumblin mumblin
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 28, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
GROUND ATTACK
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 28, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
take Frandsen’s job, then steal his nickname
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
That’s either Frandsen or Rownads, depending on who you’re talking to…
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 28, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Eugenio
I’ve doubted!
I’ve even wanted you on the MLB roster because I enjoy comedy as much as baseball.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
I think Uribe and Velez got their at bats mixed up
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
THE BALL ROLLS SO SLOW BECAUSE IT’S AS FAT AS URIBE LOLOLOLOL
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Can I adopt Velez?
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
Everyone who said he sucks is right about Velez.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Pucetas is getting hit hard (TWSS) tonight. Joey Martinez is going tomorrow, in a battle of Who Gets Called Up Next to Invariably Ruin His Career.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
That was jacked.
didn’t know he had it in him
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
I have no idea what's going on but here's a new thread
oh god damn it
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/7/28/967095/open-gameday-thread-part-2
Flossing a dead horse
lol suck it kenshin
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Hatfields vs. McCoys
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
And....
Velez nearly pirouttes on a defensive play. Not nearly as successful
"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Now you can follow SFDugout.com on Twitter and Facebook!•
oh, right.
That Barry Zito.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
IamRogue
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
flem: "bengie molina gets the baserunning advantage"
so he’ll be as fast as your average baserunner, yah? :)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
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