Open Massive Stupid Trade/Rumor Dump + Discussion
by xanthan on Jul 28, 2009 1:05 PM PDT
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PrintWith the upcoming Trade Deadline looming this Friday, I figure that we'll see more and more trades, rumors, and other bits of information. With that in mind, I thought it would be helpful to compile all of the separate rumors and speculation into one large thread. This way, we won't have 100 RYAN GARKO threads or 100 OMG HEYMAN TWITTER UPDATE threads. And, it's a good place to consolidate a bunch of the trade deadline discussion.
Maybe get this thing going, and rec it so that it goes to the top? Sound like a good idea? If not, mods nuke this post. Or, maybe it an open make fun of xanthan thread (I hear he lives in a basement).
Some Giants-related rumors from today, Tuesday July 28, 2009:
Giants "seriously looking" at Freddy Sanchez @ Heyman Tweet:
#giants trade talk for freddy sanchez seems pretty serious. #pirates scouring giants' well-stocked system.
Giants NOT interested in Roy Halladay @ Mercury News - Baggs
"We don't want to deplete our assets when there's another route we need to go," Sabean said. "Simply put, (Jonathan) Sanchez and Sadowski have to step up. Each day Randy doesn't pick up a baseball, the longer it looks like he won't be back any time soon. We should have a lot more information on him in a couple of days."
Giants trade for Garko @ SFGate.com - David White
"You don't acquire a player like this to sit him," Giants manager Bruce Bochy said. "He's a veteran, proven hitter who's going to provide some punch. You get a bat like this, it makes us a better lineup."
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I’ll be pretty surprised if we don’t end up with Sanchez.
The question is how much it’ll cost. If the Giants end up picking up the whole salary, it could be pretty damn cheap.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
IKAWTS
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
SOURCE: KENDRICK'S DREAM IS TO BE A SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
DEMANDS TRADE
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
please Kendrick. He’d be a great #2 hitter here
by microwave donut on Jul 29, 2009 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Take the salary ...
Leave the cannolis
LinceCain and pray for rain .... or for someone to take Zito off our hands.
Guess you could say it's getting pretty serious
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
Bumgarner for Poo holezs
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions
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MOAR FANPOSTS PLZ
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Freddy will be a Type A Free Agent?
Welcome to the Warriors, Stephen Curry, the 2009 NBA Rookie of the Year.
Panda's and Curry in the Bey Area. Who would've known?
Conductor of the "We're Back!" Bandwagon!
Freddy will most likely be a Giant next year (if we trade for him, I mean.)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
If worst comes to worst, we can get draft picks for him?
Welcome to the Warriors, Stephen Curry, the 2009 NBA Rookie of the Year.
Panda's and Curry in the Bey Area. Who would've known?
Conductor of the "We're Back!" Bandwagon!
he has an option that vest after something like 600 plate appearances that he will likely get. when it does, he’s owed about $8M next year. then he’s a FA. whether he’s a type A or B at that time will depend on what he does next year.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
You misheard: He'll be a Taipei Free Agent.
He is affordable, but has a high lead content.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 28, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
i lol’d
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
As did I.
Original member of the Van Buren Boys
by NuschlerFace on Jul 28, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Freddy has kind of sucked lately. Like a lot. Is he hurt? Do we want him if he is hurt?
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
He got scratched yesterday from the lineup.
Per Rotoworld:
Freddy Sanchez was scratched from Monday’s starting lineup with lingering tenderness in his left knee.
Sanchez suffered the injury before the weekend. If the second baseman requires a stint on the disabled list, his $8.1 million vesting option for 2010 might not go into effect. He needs 600 plate appearances to trigger it.
So, he’s had back AND knee problems this season.
It’s all a smokescreen to keep other teams away from him! He’s going to SF!
Judgment Day is coming
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AND ACKLEY STILL DOES IT. TRADE IMMINENT
DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!
OH WOW THAT’S A LOT OF COKE
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 28, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
THE PAUSE THAT REFRESHES
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
SANCHEZ AND KENDRICK DO COKE TOGETHER
ACKLEY IS THEIR SUPPLIER
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
i gotta hand it to him
best prices in town
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
They say “lingering tenderness in his left knee” but I think he was just on a plane to San Francisco.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Sinatra/Bennett Crooner Wars, Part V. Sinatra counters with:
I Lingered with a Tender Knee in San Francisco.
Record goes gold in Pittsburgh.
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 28, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you have to...?
“did you have to let it LINGER!!!!” -Cranberries ca 1995
Never trust a skinny chef!!!! My Bay Area top 5: Joe Montana, Jerry Rice, Rick Barry, Barry Bonds (yessss I said it), Ronnie Lott!!!!
by Adiggity421 on Jul 28, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
XANTHAN HAS ARRIVED
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Nah, hes just Grants whore
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
BREAKING NEWS
Notorious Bastard Dustin Ackley Convinces Wine-And-Cheese Blogger Grant Frisbee To Smuggle Cocaine Into America In Various Body Orifices. Photos To Come.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 28, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Clearly, this news was broken by GRM.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 28, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
he just promised Grant to stop stalking and harassing Judy Steffes
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm wondering if you guys are making fun of me when you say this
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
HELP!!
I’VE BEEN TELEPORTED TO BAY CITY BALL!
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 28, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions
HELP
XANTHAN REACHED INTO MY CHEST AND TOUCHED MY HEART!
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 28, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU GOT THE TOUCH, YOU GOT THE POWER!
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 28, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYAAbbuEpnw
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
No, this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZKpByV5764
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That movie is so much better than the Michael Bay crapfests of late.
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 28, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
missing ! after help
"I can't hit the ball until I hit the bottle!"
by Li on Jul 28, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
/butt pee joke
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
A text from my buddy in the Red Sox FO
Red Sox offered Clay Buchholz, Michael Bowden and Ryan Westmoreland for Halladay
I’ve heard they’re trying to get Scutaro as well
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Haha
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
But
Scutaro plays for the Blue Jays
The Blue Jays are from Canada
Canada was settled largely by French people
The Blue Jays were founded largely by French people
Scutaro is French
Scutaro started a war in Vietnam
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Imperialist scum
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
love that sig Pops!!
Only the great and respectful recognize this from the BEST movie ever made…“The Natural”. On a side note can I change mine to “go pick me outta winner Bobby.”
Never trust a skinny chef!!!! My Bay Area top 5: Joe Montana, Jerry Rice, Rick Barry, Barry Bonds (yessss I said it), Ronnie Lott!!!!
by Adiggity421 on Jul 28, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
See also: (SUCK IT) RUSSELL MARTIN
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Éric Gagné: French Canadian.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Maybe by descent. He’s from BC, though.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
With a name like that?
I mean, Justin is about as french as it comes
No, but he damn sure escalated it beyond any rationality.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 28, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Would the Jays really trade within the division, though? Seems like they’d just be damning themselves to another 5-10 years of third- and fourth-place finishes at best.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
The rumor is that it’s going to take a bigger trade package for them to move Halladay within the division.
I’ve always believed that to be the case. I don’t think the Jays would want the PR nightmare of Halladay coming to Toronto and pitching against them.
he could pull an agent schmidt on them, although I imagine he would wait until his pay day to do that
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Sanchez...
Sounds like they are serious about getting two Sanchez’s on the team. Hadn’t heard the part about being unwilling to trade Jonathan to the Nats before.
Matt
The Pirates are looking for young players, and some names that could be in the mix include first baseman John Bowker, infielder Kevin Frandsen and Jesus Guzman. The Giants are well-stocked with prospects but wouldn’t consider their top guys for Sanchez.
Bowker will go to Pittsburgh and turn into Brian Giles, mark my words!
I am unbelievable alright with these names
now hopefully the pirates can pick up some of that contract from next years option.
Cain is Able ...
This
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Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
No kidding
Where do we sign?
"[Greg] Vaughn is in a funk so deep, George Clinton wearing a miner's helmet couldn't find him."
- Jim Baker, ESPN.com, May 2002
by achiappanza on Jul 29, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
If they take all three, we'll throw in Velez and Downs for free!
The savings in Fresno-SF shuttle fare will cover Sanchez’s 2010 salary.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
Velez yes...
but not my son :-)
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
i like this bit
names that could be in the mix include first baseman John Bowker, infielder Kevin Frandsen and Jesus Guzman.
Guzman plays, erm, yeah. He stands around a bit?
I’d do Bowker or Guzman and Frandsen for Sanchez.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
anything to impress a man. AMIRITE?!
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m LOLing so much I can’t ewbven type wertyuiolknb………….
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 28, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
ho ho ho!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
ho ho!
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 28, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Ho!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants, who just acquired Ryan Garko on Monday from the Indians, tried for Nick Johnson but were told it would take Jonathan Sanchez in a package, and so they decided to go with Garko.
Hmmm, lets see, you have the worst record and baseball, a shitty farm system and have yet to trade ANYBODY from your team…wtf are the Nats thinking?
The Nats are run by a bunch of idiots
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nick Johnson has been injured like every year and isn’t even going to be a Type B FA(or at least I don’t think he is), why do they think they have any type of leverage? GET WHAT YOU CAN BEFORE HE INJURES HIMSELF AGAIN!
+1
Nick Johnson can truly be said to be made of porcelain!
"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner
I’m not sure the city of Montreal would take the franchise back right now, even if they were getting the new stadium as part of the deal.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
MONTREAL to Nats: “Va te faire foutre.”
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
If that wanted that much for Nick Johnson, what would the price be for Willingham? Probably too much to be worth it.
by Squire_Boone on Jul 28, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
After the Garko trade
is anyone else compulsively checking to see what other deal(s) the Giants have made?… Well, more than normal?
I have been. It reminds me of when I was a kid. I always got to open one present on Christmas Eve and the Garko trade is like opening a completely average gift and wondering if that was as good as it gets this year or if there was something better under the tree.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
In this analogy
The Shea Hillenbrand trade was like coming into the living room on Christmas morning and seeing a note taped to the tree that reads “SHOP FOR YOURSELVES”
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
Sabean doesn’t sound like he’s done just yet, either. He knows one Ryan Garko does not a murderer’s row make. Asked if this meant the Giants were done dealing, Sabean said, “I don’t expect it will be.”
Since Sabean usually doesn’t say shit, that quote has made me check the sites for news continually.
Apparently, three Ryan Garkos WOULD make a murderers’ row.
GET OUT THE CLONING MACHINE.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
C Ryan Garko
1B Ryan Garko
2B Ryan Garko
3B Ryan Garko
SS Ryan Garko
LF Ryan Garko
CF Ryan Garko
RF Ryan Garko
P Ryan Garko
MURDERER’S ROW! GET IT DONE SABEZ!
sigh...
You just don’t get this team, do you? It would really look something like this:
1B Ryan Garko
2B Ryan Garko
3B Ryan Garko
C Ryan Garko
SS Ryan Garko
LF Ryan Garko
CF Ryan Garko
RF Ryan Garko
P Ryan Garko
The very bad man traded my son...So now I'd like you all to meet my new son, Ryan "Aaron" Garko...Dammit it's just not the same!
1B Ryan Garko
2B Ryan Garko
3B Ryan Garko
C Ryan Garko
SS Ryan Garko
LF Ryan Garko
CF Eugenio Velez
RF Ryan Garko
P Ryan Garko
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1B Ryan Garko
2B Ryan Garko
3B Ryan Garko
C Bengie Molina
SS Ryan Garko
LF Ryan Garko
CF Ryan Garko
RF Ryan Garko
P Ryan Garko
1B Rich Aurilia
2B Ryan Garko
3B Ryan Garko
C Bengie Molina
SS Ryan Garko
LF Ryan Garko
CF Ryan Garko
RF Ryan Garko
P Ryan Garko
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
1B Rich Aurilia
2B Not Kevin Frandsen
3B Ryan Garko
C Bengie Molina
SS Ryan Garko
LF Ryan Garko
CF Ryan Garko
RF Ryan Garko
P Ryan Garko
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
1B Pablo Sandoval
2B Pablo Sandoval
3B Pablo Sandoval
SS Pablo Sandoval
C Pablo Sandoval
LF Pablo Sandoval
CF Pablo Sandoval
RF Pablo Sandoval
P Pablo Sandoval
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 28, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
He could be the first switch pitcher!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Who was the other?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Some guy in the Yankees system, iirc
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Wow, Cody Ransom really is a great athlete!!!!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I could’ve also gone with a Jim Abbott joke.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Ahaha.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 28, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, I remember hearing about an epic battle against a switch hitter. They both kept changing sides
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Switch pitcher vs. switch hitter
Shit, they broke the space-time continuum!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
At one point in April, the closer’s ERA was 0.00 in 6 1/3 innings…
That made me laugh.
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Massive Scenario!
Giants – Indians – Red Sox – Rangers
Giants Pieces Involved: Matt Cain, Tim Alderson, Angel Villalona
Indians Pieces Involved: Cliff Lee, Victor Martinez
Red Sox Pieces Involved: Clay Buchholz, Michael Bowdon, Lars Anderson
Rangers Pieces Involved: Justin Smoak, Neftali Feliz
* * * * * *
Giants Receive: Justin Smoak, Clay Buccholz, Neftali Feliz
Indians Receive: Michael Bowdon, Tim Alderson, Lars Anderson
Rangers Receive: Matt Cain, Angel Villalona,
Red Sox Receive: Cliff Lee, Victor Martinez, Scraps from others
by Michael Uhlhorn on Jul 28, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
you like the Rangers and Red Sox? If we are giving up Cain we get Victor and smoak and feliz and lee
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
This is some intense rosterbating. Calm down there
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
I gave ironic recs before it was cool
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jul 28, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
It'll be ironic ironic recs before you know it, mark my words
kids these days.
by bobnothing on Jul 28, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
No.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 28, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
April Fools was nearly 4 months ago dude,,,
and I’d like to have some of what you’re Smoaking. Sabean might do that trade…if he is slated to be the Rangers’ GM in 2010 and beyond.
Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems
by Scooter Ellis on Jul 28, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny joke in our otherwise very serious discussions on the matter. I maintain this could be a legit trade. I mean, come on. Look at the Big Board!
by Michael Uhlhorn on Jul 28, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Sanchez is 3-43 in his last ten games.
I know, I know, he is better than anything we got.
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
MASSIVE DUMP DISCUSSION
Remember me eating cheese while Timmy was throwin’ it?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 28, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions
hector sanchez included with jonathan sanchez 2 bring freddy sanchez over with a-ball catcher tony sanchez — sabes said to be “mulling”
quick post this on bleacher report!
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
TONY SANCHEZ BOSTON COLLEGE
YEAH TONY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
WAIT A MINUTE
There’s a McCovey Chronicles twitter feed….and it has posts other than “I’M POOPIN!”
LAME!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
And then commenters there will rag on how stupid McCovey Chronicles posters are for thinking that’s going to happen.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Kicking the tires
For a track record. Any veteran savvy?
by FireBrianSabean on Jul 28, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions
in Soviet Russia, tires kick you.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
also
people eat sour cream and chive potatoes
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Nats
Anybody know what Washington is looking for in return for Dunn and/or Willingham?
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DO NOT WANT DUNN
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
MATT CAIN PLUS
"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."
by i did my job on Jul 28, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Considering they wanted Sanchez for Johnson, probably a lot.
by Squire_Boone on Jul 28, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
As long as everything is given its due diligence I’ll be OK.
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
last night, jct said he had wanted to bring a tire with him so we could all kick it. i’m actually really disappointed he didn’t do it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
That would have Kruk and Kuip’d on the air, they would have been all over it
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I won’t believe anything until AsFan4Life gives us links to confirm the rumors and subsequent analysis.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
His analysis
Giants trade_____ for ______. HAHA Giantz suk major balls. They’re offense sucks, HAHA. Billy Beanne never makes bad trades!
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
lol we beat you 20 yrs ago
"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."
by i did my job on Jul 28, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it weird to think Sanchez WONT come to SF since
Sabean’s trades usually are way under the radar? IE not a lot of rumors about Garko before it happened
probably Scutaro then
haven’t seen him mentioned in connection with the Giants
The Sanchez thing is more closely scrutinized than Garko though.
No one was even sure if the Indians wanted to get rid of Garko, but it’s been obvious for a while that the Pirates don’t want to give Sanchez what he wants.
Oh, I just did 2 paragraphs without snark.
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
Needs moar semicolons
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 28, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I can just imagine Sabean sitting at his desk being all like
“SEE SEE SEE What I can do?? You guys all don’t think I know what I’m doing, and that I’m not doing anything and then BOOM here comes _”
I think the Pirates are playing this smart
They really don’t have to move Sanchez. If they take the Garko aquisition as Sabean trying to reach the playoffs this season, there natural question would be “How much is that worth to you?”
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 28, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions
Seeing as they traded McClouth and LaRoche for a couple of Blockbuster gift cards, I expect it’s less Pittsburgh playing it smart and more Pittsburgh being afraid of Keith Law writing an article about how dumb they are.
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 28, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Side topic
What trade or type of trade do you most fear happening?
I hate to dwell on the negative (ha), but Sabean trying to trade up still scares me.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I fear that sabes isn't a mechanic and ...
that after Sabes kicks the “tires” and makes a trade this will happen
<img src=“”http://failblog.org/2008/08/25/tire-fail/">
see more Fail Blog"/>
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This symbolizes a lot of trades Sabean has made in the past
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
And then there's his lineup construction technique...
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Oppressive imperialist patriarchal scum
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
No traffic. Duh
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 28, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Alderson or Neal for some player who’s not really a significant upgrade/not under team control for a significant period of time.
I feel pretty confident that Buster and MadBum aren’t going anywhere.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
FUTURE ESPN INTERN!
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Hey Farva what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
You mean Shenanigans?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
LinceCain and pray for rain .... or for someone to take Zito off our hands.
MYCHAEL PHELPS LOST!
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 28, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
ONE TIME MYCHAEL PHELPS SMOKED WEED TRUE STORY
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 28, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
In other News, The Cubs sign 3 high schoolers from Taiwan after the Pirates signed 3. Why couldn’t we get some Taiwanese =/
Weren’t we just discussing yesterday at Zeke’s how we don’t like Your Kind?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Because they would all be Taipei Free Agents.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 28, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks
I so wish I could delete the ‘Taipei free agent’ joke I made above, because it fits so much better here. Damn my lack of comic foresight.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 28, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
It's OK
I didn’t get it when I read it above, but I get it this time
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 28, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Ohhhhhhhh
I just got it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
slow Jponry is slow
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
: )
.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 28, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
quiero Taco Bell
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Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
忘/王八蛋
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
TWSS!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
She has a filthy mouth, apparently!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
T also WSS!
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Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
STOP MAKING FUN OF DEAD PEOPLE!
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Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
/Cancels out of that Tommy Lasorda joke he was working on.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
no, thats acceptable
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Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I WANT SOMETHING TO HAPPEN DAMMIT.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, that is in fact what jponry just said. What’s your point?
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 28, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Here's a joke I made last night: How can you make AT&T Park ugly?
Doumit.
.
.
(gotta say it aloud)
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 28, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You’re on fire today!
Original member of the Van Buren Boys
by NuschlerFace on Jul 28, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 28, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Here’s one for ya. Maybe the Giants aren’t going to keep Garko… maybe they just got him to package him in a deal for somebody else?
/ mind asplodes
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Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
/mind asplodes again after mental picture of CrispinGloversBalls ass asploding
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Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like the makings of an M. Night Shamaylan movie. Of course Garko would have to be an alien.
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
And it would have to attract a decent cast, then be a total letdown.
Actually, that sounds about right.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 28, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Enlightening judeo-christian moral plot twist
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn’t SF the only team in which Garko is an upgrade at 1B?
Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.
Didn’t you know the A’s are better than the Giants because they play in the AL?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Dukeshur would win the Ci Yung!
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
What is with these people? Seriously, I saw some old lady with a sign like that out on a street corner somewhere near SFO about 2-3 weeks ago, and today there was one on the corner of Watt and Arden here in Sac.
Do they really think people can read all that crap? from their car? on a road where the posted speed limit is 40mph? and everyone’s driving 50?
I’m always so pleased to see him before games.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
We’ve always liked the panhandler with the:
Family abducted by Ninjas
Need $$ for karate lessons
he had another one but I can’t remember the punch line:
Family abducted by aliens
Need $$$ for …. ???
Does anyone have any idea what that guy is talking about?
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
From Wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Chu
Frank Chu holds Bill Clinton responsible for directing the CIA to withhold payment to him for being the star of something called “The Richest Family” during the presidency of George H.W. Bush. His protests frequently called for the impeachment of Clinton even after Clinton was no longer in office. Bill Clinton and various other US presidents are frequently accused by Chu of cooperating with the 12 Galaxies to commit crimes and treasons. Chu is strongly interested in television reporters and newscasters, who will bring him the publicity he requires to inform the world of the injustices committed against him. He hopes that this wave of publicity will cause a public outcry, which will result in the impeachment of various US presidents and the awarding of “$20 billions” in compensation for the damages he and his family have suffered. Another source says:" Frank believes that he and his family have been filmed for years now without their knowledge and the show has aired as “The Richest Family”. He found out that he was a star (and appeared on the cover of Newsweek, Time, etc.) because California Correctional Officers who were really movie stars who were really KGB agents told him—-through ESP. In fact, nearly all the movie stars have ESP. Frank is not from another galaxy and never contends [sic] to be. He hasn’t even visited them. He is aware of them (possibly) through ESP being sent to him by Soviet ex-presidents (alive and dead/resurrected) and KGB agents. Clinton, Hillary, and even Chelsea are “guiltied” of being in collusion with the first 12 galaxies away from our galaxy, while Frank is being aided by the Zegnotronic (120 galaxies away)9 "
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
His protests frequently called for the impeachment of Clinton even after Clinton was no longer in office.
A.J. IS THE RASON WE SUQUE! iF WE ONLY HAD LERIONO WE WUD BE NUMBER ONE
Stupid is as Ruben Rivera does...
I think this is the same guy
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I tried reading that right to left for a second, which made slightly less sense.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
Very quick translation
The Top board he is holding talks about Taiwan Internal politics, condemns the Democratic Progression Party, and says “China Unite : Glory to the Chinese, White Men Furious”
Middle board talks about China Unite as well.
None of which seems to have anything to do with the Dalai Lama owning slaves, or what he was saying, which was, “Happy Happy Happy! If you are a liar, you will be a billionaire! Happy happy happy!”
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I Am Furious (yellow)
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 28, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I gave up after the first line and the highlighted portions.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
I asked my grandmother-in-law about the photo once, and she said it was something about how people stealing from him, but her English skills were limited so I didn’t get a full translation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
you’ve been corrupted by the sun-devils!
/mock outrage
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
If you're lucky.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 28, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I could be corrupted by sun devils
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
that guy would be at the CAL campus a lot...
but he’s a dime a dozen there
by NeifiChicken on Jul 28, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
/tries to remember Judy Steffes sockpuppet login info
/gives up due to utter lack of motiviation
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
You Fail At Being A Fake User
I propose we trade delorean for xeifrank and a troll to be named later.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
by Outside The Box Thinking on Jul 28, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
golf clap
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 28, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You're doing it wrong!
"Let’s just put it this way," Bocock said. "I can’t imagine what 100 milligrams does to you."
by Bocock's Viagra on Jul 28, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
New Lineup:
2b Freddy Sanchez
CF Winn (I think rowand is more hurt than they are letting on)
3B Sandoval
LF Willingham
1B Garko
RF Nate Schierholtz
C Bengie Lolina
SS Edgar Faileria
I can haz?
Please do not feed the Panda
by prnkmonkie77 on Jul 28, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
but
hes a gamer
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Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s in his contract that if he goes on the DL he is no longer called a gamer.
Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.
You know how certain clauses are named after people? No? Well maybe I’m making that up. Anyway, if a gamer clause existed, who would it be named after?
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 28, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Freddy Sanchez has a “minor tear” (in his eye)
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you really think we could get Sanchez AND Willingham?
by Squire_Boone on Jul 28, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
no
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Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
well yes
if we give Posey and MadBum
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
What would be a fair price, then? I think acquiring both would be expensive.
by Squire_Boone on Jul 28, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
There are plenty of other guys in the farm system who are quality. For one of them it could take something like Bowker or Guzman plus a lower prospect. For the other could be something similar. Posey and Bumgarner would only be apart of a BIG deal, which Sabean said won’t probably happen
Maybe I am just overrating Sanchez and Willingham's value.
by Squire_Boone on Jul 28, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Assuming we get Freddy Sanchez without giving up Jonathon Sanchez; what is the proper term for referring to more than one Sanchez?
Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.
Beat me to it!
Please do not feed the Panda
by prnkmonkie77 on Jul 28, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
golf clap for the collective terms
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 28, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Dirty and Steamy
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 28, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
We could start calling Freddy Clean Sanchez.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
doesn’t Jonathan’s father also go by “Freddy”?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Sanchys
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Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
No-hitter and No.1-hitter
Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems
by Scooter Ellis on Jul 28, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
from mlbtraderumors
Rob Bradford at WEEI is reporting that the Red Sox are close to a deal that would net Cliff Lee from the Indians for Michael Bowden, Josh Reddick and another prospect. Stay tuned.
damn it
do the Red Sox hate Micheal Bowden?
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I think they just like Bard and Buttholz better
by microwave donut on Jul 28, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Then beat the Dodgers in the WS to tell Manny to fuck off again
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 28, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
wrong
the Sox have a competent GM and actually have young talented homegrown talent that I would covet to be on the Giants
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 28, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
and slightly more frugal
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeter is their last great homegrown prospect
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 28, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree with this comment.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 28, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
+ Mayor
Additionally, I have liked the Red Sox since 1978, so I claim Old Timey exemption.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 28, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you just “+” yourself, or are you just Mayor-obsessed. Either way it’s weird.
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 28, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Wait. What did you just do? My hand! I can see through it!
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 28, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Redsox = new Yankees
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
lol maybe not
5:40pm: Well isn’t this ridiculous. Rob Bradford at WEEI tweets: “I have not reported anything. Somebody is hacking into my account.”
I… that is Peter Gammons just tweeted that the Giants traded Alderson for Willingham & Desi Releford.
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 28, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito for a ham sammich!
Please do not feed the Panda
by prnkmonkie77 on Jul 28, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
GM Mama Cass makes that move
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
Or Momma… her too
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
Nah momma cass aint no fool.. she would hold out for a 30 dollar gift card for TGI Fridays
Please do not feed the Panda
by prnkmonkie77 on Jul 28, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I think this one was Heyman’s tweet, but I’m not sure:
tip from clubhse attndnt: fred sanchez asked which bathroom he was sppsd to tinkle in, giants or pirates? club attdnt says snchz ws serious
INTERNET SITE REPORTS SANCHEZ LINKED TO BATHROOM INCIDENT!
Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.
WIDE STANCE!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Sanchez reportedly shakes it off
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Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
hahaha
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
awkwaaaaaaaaaard
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Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
serious Freddy sanchez is serious
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Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not going to lie: That tweet was the funniest tweet in the history of tweets. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m working on a Weird Al-style parody song: “Heyman, Nice Tweet”
by Grant Brisbee on Jul 28, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey Heyman!
Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.
by kbsofaraway08 on Jul 28, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
"Heyman, Nice Tweet"
LOL
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
just posted on mlbtraderumors
5:35pm: Kovacevic has updated his previous report, saying that “primary” talks about Sanchez have been with the Giants, and they “were believed to have intensifed last night.” But Kovacevic says the Twins are still in the mix as well.
Sounds like a child birth
Talks getting more intense and are coming with higher frequency.
Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.
TWSS!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
Since GC has already revealed that he’s sixteen years old!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 28, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
no need for ageism
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude...
…in five months I’ll be 50.
I’m jealous as hell!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 28, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Welcome to the Club Vic ! Turned 50 on July 2. Feels the same, but you can get discounts.
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
Signs That The Apocalypse is Upon ME
In five years I qualify for membership in all of Mesa’s mobile home parks.
The way money and me part I’ll probably be there.
With a little patch of AstroTurf along the side.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 29, 2009 3:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Just doing due diligence and kicking the knees
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm imagining both GMs growing yellow DBZ style hair due to the intensity of the talks.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Via @LangoschMLB on twitter
“Pirates post lineups… no Freddy Sanchez, no Jack Wilson…”
Time to panic
THEY'RE BOTH GOING TO BE GIANTS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
SANCHEZ THOWRS A PAPER AIRPLANE IN THE GIANTS GENERAL DIRSCTION
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
AIRPLANE HITS RICH AURILIA, OUT FOR 2 MONTHS
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
AURILIA SIGNED TO 2-YEAR EXTENSION
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Brianbokake jumps out 2nd story window
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
That might not kill you
It’ll put you in the hospital for a while, but you should be able to get out…just in time for Spring Training 2010!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Very gritty
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
SANCHEZ IN CAB ON WAY TO AT7T PARK
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
isnt Sanchez hurt?
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah he didn't start yesterday either
BUT WHO CARES
PANIC
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Everybody hurts, buddy.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes.
If you let them make you, they'll make you into paper mache.
At a distance you're strong until the wind comes, then you'll crumble and blow away.
- Incubus
here’s a great source…Ralph just said the Flemming said… sheeesh… that he [Fleming] saw Sanchez last night and he looked fine.
he had all of his body parts.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually had a Dr. Ball, not as cool as that guy tho
by microwave donut on Jul 28, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Flem: that guy is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Could we be getting Wilson too? No more EdGar would be awesome.
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How do you get shellfish to clap like that?
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 28, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Wouldn’t it be a bit nutty though if Sanchez got traded and his first game was against the team he flew here with?
Has that kind of thing happened before?
Jason Schmidt Trade
Armando Rios played right away and promptly ruined his knee
by Orwell D. Catt on Jul 28, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t a Chicago Cub once get traded between games of a doubleheader and take the field in Game 2 against his old club?
ya, the Cubs and cardinals swapped OFs between twon doubleheader games
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Max Flack and Cliff Heathcote are the only players to play for both teams in a doubleheader, having been traded by the Cubs and Cardinals, respectively, between games on May 30, 1922.
The Mets in 1979, traded for Jose Cardenal in between games of a doubleheader. Cardenal crossed the hall and dressed — but did not play — for the Mets in the second game. “A couple of Mets players, John Stearns and a few guys, were saying, ‘What are you doing here? Wrong clubhouse!’” Mets manager Joe Torre was going to play Cardenal, who asked out of the lineup. “I could not do it. I was in shock.”
There was also a player back in the 80s or 70s who was traded after a day game, travelled to his new team, and played a night game with them. I want to say it was Joel Youngblood but I heard the story second-hand many years ago so I really don’t know.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
it was Joel Youngblood
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
via @RoccoDeMaro
“Getting told not to buy into the rumors…that Jack is just getting a day off and Freddy’s knee is still banged up. We’ll see…”
by Orwell D. Catt on Jul 28, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Now Dave, why didn’t they at least make an offer to Texiera…
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
Thank goodness for Twitter
Really fills my need for wild rumors to come from weird directions with no sourcing.
haha stupid internet
This is regarding the Lee rumor of him being close to being traded to Boston.
5:40pm: Well isn’t this ridiculous. Rob Bradford at WEEI tweets: “I have not reported anything. Somebody is hacking into my account.”
Something happen, Doumit!!!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Favre couldn't believe Halladay is getting all the spotlight
so he releases the “oh I am staying retired” news just so that he can say “I’M BACK GAIZ” after the trading deadline
From Baggs:
No corresponding move yet. Unofficial, but it has been indicated to me that someone — Schierholtz, Rowand — is going to the DL.
CF Torres
RF Winn
3B Sandoval
C Molina
LF Lewis
1B Garko
2B Velez
SS Uribe
P Zito
We’re really keeping Guzman on the team? Really?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Barry Zito just saw the lineup
and decided he will only give up flyballs today. that might be the worst defensive infield in the history of infields.
Yep, Sabean is trying to take the sting out of the MadBum for Freddy Sanchez deal by blinding us with Velez-fail.
not too far off
from the actual deal, unfortunately.
2B Velez
2B Velez
2B Velez
2B Velez
2B Velez
2B Velez
2B Velez
2B Velez
If there was ever an argument for trading for Sanchez…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
That might actually improve his defense.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
FREE KNEE CAPS
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Replace that last LOL with crying and yes
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
yikes. he’ll probably be sore after that.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
#23?
Original member of the Van Buren Boys
by NuschlerFace on Jul 28, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
and a really good BM
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Now he’s Chris Farley!
Original member of the Van Buren Boys
by NuschlerFace on Jul 28, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
He confused Torres and Guzman.
Original member of the Van Buren Boys
by NuschlerFace on Jul 28, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
All look same
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Homer: There’s your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I’m a boy.
Homer:That’s the spirit. Never give up.
Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.
Ralph Wiggum is one of my favorite Simpsons characters, him and Mr. Burns
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
That’s where I saw the Leprechaun, he told me to burn things
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
me fail english? thats unpossible!
by WilliamVanLaunchingpad on Jul 28, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s all about Hans Moleman. …and Hank Scorpio.
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
Do you have the number I can call?
I don’t know the number Homer, I’ve never had to call my own company.
I was just looking for some sugar
*Produces some from pockets. “Need cream?”
“Erm…. no.”
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
"I didn't even give you my coat"
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
Wouldn’t the Pirate wait until after the series to complete the trade? They wouldn’t want Sanchez playing against them, would they?
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 28, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
Does it really matter to them?
Its not like they are contenders.
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
True that
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 28, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Filipino for a Japanese?
Welcome to the Warriors, Stephen Curry, the 2009 NBA Rookie of the Year.
Panda's and Curry in the Bey Area. Who would've known?
Conductor of the "We're Back!" Bandwagon!
Three way deal
Chan Ho Park. (He is Korean right?)
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
With real Purple flavor!
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ITS PURPLE DRANK!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I always think of the Dave Chappelle stand up routine he did for this
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 28, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT IS THIS JUICE YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT?
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 28, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
You missed the fun EJ. Sorry you missed it
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 28, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Want
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
If Sabean was the 49ers GM
Favre would be a 9er.
Past prime? Check.
Grizzled? Check.
Expensive? Check.
Five O’Clock Shadow? Check.
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
Garko batting SIXTH behind both Lewis and Molina
of FUCKING COURSE FUCKING BENGIE MOFUCKINGLINA IS STILL BATTING FUCKING CLEANUP
CF Torres
RF Winn
3B Sandoval
C Molina
LF Lewis
1B Garko
2B Velez
SS Uribe
P Zito
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ooops sorry about that
that’s what I get for not reading first
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LOL you must be new here
fuck no. I just looked up and saw someone else had already posted it
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Where was Garko batting for the Injuns?
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
So he's good enough to bat cleanup for a better offense than ours
but not good enough for us. Jesus bochy is an idiot.
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Magnum PI
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAH YEAH GET OFF MY BACK
i was just angry and impatient and didn’t read ahead first.
/bans self
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TWSS
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s only 2 ways Bengie does not bat cleanup. Either he’s not in the lineup or Bochy’s been DFA’d
Dead by Fucking Assasination?
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I can see it now, The Giants get poo holes and he bats 6th Molina bats cleanup
Please do not feed the Panda
by prnkmonkie77 on Jul 28, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I honestly would not doubt that
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How do you feel about this?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
@#KJK@#JK@#JLKNCEINF#@IN#IOFENIPANDVINOVIDSJVIEN$#ILN$#
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I bet Molina reads this blog and shed a tear after your comments so he vows to do better.
He proceeded to GIDP 4 times in tonight’s game.
Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems
by Scooter Ellis on Jul 28, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
OMGOMGOMG
I understand Pirates 2B Freddy Sanchez is a healthy scratch from tonight’s lineup. Stay tuned.
UPDATE: I’m getting more hints that a Sanchez deal might be close, but that does not mean it’s a deal to the Giants. The Twins also have reported interest in him.
I have iPod. He has iPod mini. It for girlz!
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 28, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Freddy doesn’t like no domes and no lands with a trillion lakes! Even Favre rejected Minnesota!
Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems
by Scooter Ellis on Jul 28, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Well the dome is gone next year...
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IKR
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I lived in St Paul for a year and it snowed a couple of feet in APRIL fuck that
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
In Colorado this year we got more snow in April than we got in March, open air stadium in Minny for the summer will be fine
I’ll stick with the intense fog in the summer :)
(like tonight’s btw woohoo)
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
AHEM
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Sanchez for Pussytass + Frandsen + maybe Bowker
that sounds fair i think
Like I said, he had the nerve to call him a pussy
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 28, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I hated those commercials.
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
+1
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I can boxquote things too
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t
Original member of the Van Buren Boys
by NuschlerFace on Jul 28, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess I CAN!
Original member of the Van Buren Boys
by NuschlerFace on Jul 28, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
what are you gonna do?
bleed on me?
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
If only Rowand was ambidextrous like Panda…gamer points deducted
Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems
by Scooter Ellis on Jul 28, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Considering it’s been keeping him from playing, it might be kind of serious.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
must be one hell of a bruise.
Rowand’s been pinch hitting though so there’s no retroactiveness to apply to his DL stint.
Now why not Renteria…I dunno…
Even if he is
Rich Aurlia should be DFAed like 2 months ago. This is such bullshit
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Well still
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YES PLEEZ
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Brian Sabean - Professional Roster Juggler
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Going to work now.
No doubt something interestingly Giant will happen , it always does when I’m working.
Like last night.
And this.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 28, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions
Tajiri...
…haven’t seen that rabblerouser round these parts in a while.
I remember him telling Wilriv to “go sell some oranges”.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 29, 2009 3:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Bochy needs to be fired immediately (looks like Rowand is headed to the DL)
CF Torres
RF Winn
3B Sandoval
C Molina
LF Lewis
1B Garko
2B Velez
SS Uribe
P Zito
3rd posting!
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DFA DFAAURILLIA
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
Hey, guys
I got this lineup from somewhere, thought I’d share it with you.
CF Torres
RF Winn
3B Sandoval
C Molina
LF Lewis
1B Garko
2B Velez
SS Uribe
P Zito
Judgment Day is coming
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BONDSLOLEGEND
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4th!
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I won't believe that lineup ...
until that annoying A’s fan posts it.
LinceCain and pray for rain .... or for someone to take Zito off our hands.
Come on, man. This has already been posted. Try to be a positive contributor to this blog.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
For the block?
Original member of the Van Buren Boys
by NuschlerFace on Jul 28, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Updated lineup you guys....
CF Torres
RF Winn
3B Sandoval
C Molina
LF Lewis
1B Aurilia
2B Velez
SS Uribe
P Zito
Garko DFA’d, how ironic…
Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems
LOL
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Here you go
CF Torres
RF Winn
3B Sandoval
C Molina
LF Lewis
1B Garko
2B Velez
SS Uribe
P Zito
Judgment Day is coming
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Scoop of the day: Here is the lineup
CF Torres
RF Winn
3B Sandoval
C Molina
LF Lewis
1B Garko
2B Sanchez
SS Uribe
P Zito
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
CF Torres
RF Winn
3B Sandoval
C Molina
LF Lewis
1B Garko
2B Velez
SS Uribe
P Zito
Judgment Day is coming
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short bunch
All but Benicio Del Toro are under 6 feet tall.
NAVEL ALERRT
ALL HANDS ON DUCKS
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 29, 2009 3:27 AM PDT up reply actions
So many faces, so little urine.
[Cue Japanese porn joke]
Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems
by Scooter Ellis on Jul 28, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
sigh
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone have tomorrow’s lineup?
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
C Lewis
RF Velez
3B Winn
CF Molina
LF Uribe
1B Cain
2B Guzman
SS Garko
P Sandoval
Judgment Day is coming
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IRL LOL @ molina in center
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LOL
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Were you here for 109?
This lineup is the new 109
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LINEUPZ
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HOW DARE YOU SIR?! THE USUAL BLATHER?! THIS IS MCC!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 28, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Next year's lineup
CF Rowand
RF Schierholtz
1B Pujols
C Molina
3B Sandoval
LF Bonds
SS Escobar
2B Sanchez
P Halladay
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
Bonds!
When did we signed Barry’s son since he is retired and all?
Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems
by Scooter Ellis on Jul 28, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL @ Rowand in leadoff still
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
turn down your radio please
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions
yikes, everyone is getting ancy here.
“they get that maple syrup in them, and they get all ancy in their pants-ies”
He’s in a pretty bad slump, so they probably don’t want to play him and decrease his trade value.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
best sig ever
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/hou/1294173919.html
Who else could this be?!?!?!
"The Giants' Harry Spilman had never stolen a base in nine seasons and 660 big league at bats until April 30, when he singled and swiped second against the Cubs' reliever Lee Smith. As Spilman dusted himself off at second, he noticed Randy Kutcher running toward him from the dugout. Manager Roger Craig was sending in a pinch runner." -- SI, May 11, 1987
by dangjackson on Jul 28, 2009 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
He can have Frandsen’s apt, he won’t be seeing that place for a WHILE.
Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems
by Scooter Ellis on Jul 28, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, Franny rented a nice place in the city with sweet views. Too bad he can’t see those views from Fresno…
Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems
by Scooter Ellis on Jul 28, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I love the “I am slightly injured” non sequitur at the end.
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 28, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
UR A COMIC GENIUS
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 29, 2009 3:31 AM PDT up reply actions
ROFL
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 29, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
- cats are OK – purrr
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cats are OK – purrr
Signed,
Wilriv
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 28, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
gatos son muy bien
elitist
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 29, 2009 3:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Bochy's dream lineup
1. Rowand CF
2. Nevin 3B
3. Aurilia SS
4. Molina C
5. Klesko RF
6. Bonds LF
7. Pooh Holes 1B
8. Not Frandsen 2B
9. Sadowski P
Fixed
1. Rowand CF
2. Castilla 3B
3. Aurilia SS
4. Molina C
5. Klesko RF
6. Bonds LF
7. Pooh Holes 1B
8. Not Frandsen 2B
9. Sadowski P
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Fixed again
1. Rowand CF
2. Aurilia SS
3. Klesko RF
4. Molina C
5. Nevin 1B
6. Castilla 3B
7. Bonds LF
8. Not Frandsen 2B
9. Sadowski P
Needs more Vinny Castilla.
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
this
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Also, Vinny Castilla belongs in there.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
Love the ‘Not Frandsen’. So true.
Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
by cybermaldonado on Jul 28, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Baggs update
Another busy day. Nate Schierholtz is out at least 6-8 days because of a strained left hip and some internal bleeding, so he goes to the DL to make room for Ryan Garko.
Discouraging news on the Big Unit. The MRI showed some tearing, according to Bruce Bochy. He will not pick up a baseball for at least three weeks, but Bochy said he is motivated to return and contribute down the stretch. He us 45, though.
Freddy Sanchez and Jack Wilson both not in the Pirates lineup. Stay tuned.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions
Well, what do you expect if you take a Big Unit out of the package?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
"Pitching depth after Randy and Curt - wading pool"
This was actually posted on a Burger King marquee in Mesa.
The owner used to constantly comment on the sports scene…other classics:
“Who was the tagger that got Rodman’s head”
“Ernest Spivey…helping us forget the Bells.
Liberty….Taco…Jay…”
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 29, 2009 3:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Internal bleeding. What the deuce
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 28, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe hemorrhoids?
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Subdermal contusion?
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jul 28, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
trade for a starting pitcher
move Unit in to the bullpen when he gets back
Oh , absolutely.
The last time Randall Johnson pitched in relief was…a World Series.
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 29, 2009 3:42 AM PDT up reply actions
well that’s some bad news.
internal bleeding? above and beyond what is normal for a bruise? or are they just making it sound worse
fuck it
bring up Mad Bum
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
No
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I just like getting a reaction out of people.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
Try this.
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 29, 2009 3:45 AM PDT up reply actions
BUT HEEZ FAKING CUZ HE GOT 300
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Last nights game is on Comcast right now
Bottom of the 8th. Sorry for the short timing, but you can catch the end at least!
whatsup with all the noobs out today?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions
Garko brings fans
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Like Geno Espinelli?
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yep
Espinelli brings Asians
Garko brings Indians
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
native americans
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Two more hours of intense talkings and negotiations...
The jersey is probably already made.
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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Were they wearing that patch to try to goat us into pitching Howry?
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
Garret Jones laughs maniacly
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Tribute to Barry Bonds.
He told them his middle name was Omar, and they totally fell for it.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
Natto wear: MCC Bras? The next wave?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 28, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d certainly be interested. Uh, for my GF that is.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 28, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Doesn’t matter… Bengie’s still hitting cleanup
by KrazyKrabMeat on Jul 28, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I blame xanthan.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
lets just call the Pirates GM and ask
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
just lock him and Sabes in a room together and not let them out until they work out their differences.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
not a bad idea, but they aren’t playing until 705
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 28, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Bowkermania is dead. There. I said it.
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
It felt like a million swings all missed a curveball
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 28, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
A million grounders to first, suddenly silenced.
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
You can’t destroy a planet with a weak groundout to the pitcher.
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 28, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
do you have a high Bowkerchlodian count?
oh forget it, making fun of stupid just come out stupid
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 28, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Franny just lined out somewhere hard
And told everybody how hard he hit the ball.
Maybe it’s for Guzman and Pucetes?
by FireBrianSabean on Jul 28, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Clay BuchLOLz
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions
why is Guzman still on the ML roster?
Seriously, does he stand a chance of seeing more than 3 ab’s in the next 3 weeks?
Have you seen the highlight of Tatis’ grand slam? The looks on the Rockies’ faces in the dugout are priceless.
Judgment Day is coming
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Someone photoshop xanthan’s head on a porn star body.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Not as bad as this idea I had a while back
GREG PAPA PUMP!!!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
It still amazes me what they get away with. ITZ JUST CARTOONZ!
Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.
Yeah like the blood orgy. Don’t get me wrong I love Southpark I just think it’s funny how much they get away with.
Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.
The Rob Reiner episode
Where he was constantly eating , and his chauffeur had to butter the limo door so he could pop out.
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 29, 2009 3:49 AM PDT up reply actions
just scroll quickly
There is a pic of good ol’ Hank
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
Get off my lawn!
/eats Denny’s Grand Slam
Yes, I ordered a Grand Slam to go.
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 28, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Honest Question
Whats the deal with Ben Sheets? I know he didnt sign in the off season so he could recover from an injury. Has there been any updates? We could use a starter if RJ is indeed out. Would only cost money. Sign him up for the rest of the year. Maybe I am completely out of the loop and this has been discussed.
by projectmayhem713 on Jul 28, 2009 4:58 PM PDT reply actions
I thought he was supposed to be out all year.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
i thought there was talk about a midseason return if all went well. which im sure it didnt.
by projectmayhem713 on Jul 28, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Ben Sheets is made out of Nick Johnson
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
and topped with Justin Duscher
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rer
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 29, 2009 3:50 AM PDT up reply actions
from jayson stark, espn
Beneath the Sheets: Three teams that have had at least some level of interest in Ben Sheets report he isn’t going to be physically capable of helping a big league team this year. Sheets had flexor tendon surgery in February, the same operation Jason Jennings had in August 2007. And Jennings wasn’t able to make a real contribution until this season, more than a year and a half after surgery.
by californianotter on Jul 28, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
damn
interwebzz knows all. now if only i could find tonights starting lineup…
by projectmayhem713 on Jul 28, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Doesnt look like the typical Stanford alum
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
looks smarter
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
looks like a gamer
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
New Astros Ticket Promotion:
For every run that the team scores during its July 27 to 30 series on the road against the Chicago Cubs, the team will drop the price on its field box tickets by $1 for the next home stand against the San Francisco Giants. The Giants play at Minute Maid Park Aug. 3 to 5.
"Should the Astros score more than 30 cumulative runs in the four-game series, your luck runs out, however. The team has set the maximum ticket discount at $30. The regular price of field box tickets is $39.
http://www.bizjournals.com/houston/stories/2009/07/27/daily14.html
Felipe Alou?
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
STOP MAKING JOKES ABOUT BILLY MAYS HAYES!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone please Photoshop the face of Billy Mays onto the body of Willie Mays Hayes.
And don’t forget the bucket of Oxy Clean.
Kurt Ainsworth Roofing and Insulation. Great service since 2005!
Bumgarner ejected in the second inning with 2 outs
Connecticut Defenders pitcher Madison Bumgarner ejected by HP umpire Cory Hinga.
Pitcher Change: Ben Snyder replaces Madison Bumgarner.
I wasn’t listening to this start but that’s pretty funny. Must have either thrown too close to somebody’s head or argued balls/strikes.
MAD BUM PULLED FROM GAME
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
ON PLANE TO SAN FRANCISCO!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHER HUBBARD PROSPECTS IN OUR MOTHER HUBBARD DIVISION
Judgment Day is coming
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Marv played football, though he does have the gamer grit and the veteran savvy that the Giants like.
Nope.
Marv Hubbard was a running back for the Raiders back in the early/mid 70’s. In the tradition of real imaginative football nicknames he was known as Old Mother Hubbard.
from Conan?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Flip you, melon farmer!
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
and they replace Snyder after one batter!?
Calicutt in the game now
wow Benjamin Snyder was hit in the head by a pitch
Daniel Figueroa doubles (5) on a line drive to third baseman Brad Boyer, deflected by pitcher Ben Snyder. Jonathan Tucker scores.
Connecticut Defenders pitcher Ben Snyder left the game due to an injured head.
Pitcher Change: Steven Calicutt replaces Ben Snyder.
Bumgarner saw the future and go ejected on purpose
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 28, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Like Juan Uribe!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
3:30 am sangria
led me to view that as Pitcher charge:
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 29, 2009 3:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, Xanthan. This thread was a good idea. By the time I’m done reading it, the September callups will be here.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
dont bother
seriuosly
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I was thinking about this earlier.
I heard some soundbite where they were describing his reaction to the news that he’dbeen traded to SF – sort of verbally elated…and I’m thinking “Hell yeah – he’s leaving Cleveland for San Francisco.”
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 29, 2009 3:56 AM PDT up reply actions
like pedro feliz i guess
still remember that game ;D
by californianotter on Jul 28, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
then why are you laughing?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
it was amusing at that time and it still is.
by californianotter on Jul 28, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's make a lineup consisting entirely of catchers and back-up catchers!
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easy
Panda
Panda
Panda
Panda
Panda
Panda
Panda
Panda
Panda
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
So, Schierholtz to the DL. Does that still mean someone else needs to go off the 40 man to make room for Garko?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 28, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions
FRESNO LOLineup
Timpner CF
Frandsen SS,
Posey C
Bowker 1B
Borchard LF
Rohlinger 3B
Copeland RF
Downs 2B
Pucetas P
Tell me Melon-head isn't leading off Torres and batting Bengie cleanup again
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
No. You will find that Pablo is leading off. And batting 2-9 as well. See above.
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 28, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
No one knows the line-up yet.
CF Torres
RF Winn
3B Sandoval
C Molina
LF Lewis
1B Garko
2B Velez
SS Uribe
P Zito
OMG OMG OMG
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
DON’T TOUCH IT, IT CAUSES IMPOTENCE
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 28, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
The lineup didn't pull out in time!
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 28, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
What a Duesh
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 28, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Incidentally, it sure doesn’t look like another Giants trade is imminent. GM Brian Sabean and three of his associates, Bobby Evans, Dick Tidrow and John Barr, are relaxing in the stands watching batting practice. Probably a good idea to get some fresh air after being hunkered in an office all day and night working the phones.
Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/indexn?blogid=22#ixzz0MbQfx4P3
depending on which Zito is pitching tonight, it might be a good idea to start drinking BEFORE watching Zito.
After a hard day of tire kicking
Sabean deserves a drink
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 28, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus he has the new tires kicking app form the app store. So he can kick tires from the comfort of his stadium seat.
Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.
Vote for Pablo
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I really hope they dont get drunk
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
GMs drunk dialing.
Tomorrow’s headline:
Giants Trade Bumgardner for Pontiac Dealership
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 28, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
also, GM fired
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
LOTS OF TIRES TO KICK
CF Torres
RF Winn
3B Sandoval
C Molina
LF Lewis
1B Garko
2B Velez
SS Uribe
P Zito
It’s a trick! They all have bluetooth headsets on, hidden.
by Orwell D. Catt on Jul 28, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe we should get jose castillo from the tawainese league
;D jk. anyways he seems to be having fun.
by californianotter on Jul 28, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions
How can there be a Joe Castle in Taiwan All-Star Game internet meme?
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 28, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
i've always said mlb should follow asian baseball
and put some cheerleaders in the stands.
by californianotter on Jul 28, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha ha, sexy girls eating yellow bananas at Asian All-Star Game!!! I get it…
Stupid.
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 28, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
So wait the title to Baggs latest blog post says Randy Johnson has a torn rotator cuff, so then why would they think he could maybe pitch again at all? 3 weeks or in September/playoffs is so unrealistic….
Poor Randy. :( He goes out like Krukow did.
and miss the quality discussions?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 28, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Ctrl-PgUp!
Am I doing it right?
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
Capcom code?
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
o rite
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
fuck yes
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Rangers reluctant to part with Derek Holland, Justin Smoak and Julio Borbon for Roy Halladay….
Aren’t the Rangers broke? How could they afford to trade for Halladay?
exactly
they can’t even sign their draft picks
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
WILL ONE OF YOU FELLOWS HURRY UP AND POST THE MOTHER HUBBARD LINEUP I AM TIRED OF WAITING
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
fuck this dildo (TWSS)
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Down goes another rumor
7:24pm: And down goes another rumor (for now): Ken Rosenthal and Jon Paul Morosi at FOX Sports say Sanchez was not a healthy scratch, as his lingering knee issues forced him from the lineup. Still, with the Pirates in town for a series, the Giants’ trainers reportedly personally examined Sanchez’s knee last night.
the Giants’ trainers reportedly personally examined Sanchez’s knee last night.
Through a peephole
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 28, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
is the video going to end up on the internet?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Even twitter is slow. You guys are breaking the intertubes
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 28, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions
WHY HASNT THERE BEEN A SANCHEZ TRADE YET!!??!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLs-PkfUS2g
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
A mathematical model is formulated for the partial evacuation of viscous fluid from a rectangular cavity by the action of a passing meniscus. This time-dependent free surface problem is of direct relevance to the direct gravure coating process. Evacuation from a rectangular cavity is considered by taking account of the motion of the dynamic contact line down a vertical side wall. A two-dimensional solution is obtained using a Lagrangian finite element method, and results reveal the effects due to cavity aspect ratio and fluid properties. It is concluded that the fraction of fluid evacuated increases as (i) the cavity aspect ratio (cavity width) increases and (ii) the Capillary number decreases––though for cavities with a larger aspect ratio evacuation is independent of Capillary number.
As a chemical engineer, I can help him with this type of problem.
yeah I heard that too
but hey justin miller has that big ass dodgers tat on his back so I dunno
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
cool. he likes winners.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I JUST READ THE ENTIRE THREAD
/passes out on keyboard
Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.
It's okay
Just take two aspirin and try to sleep. Hopefully that feeling will be gone by the morning.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
I think it’s fitting I reached my 3000th McC comment on this thread, seeing as how the previous 2,999 were just as pointless.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
less than 800 to go for 20k.
/wonders where life went.
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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Drinking game
Every time Garko says “I’m just really excited to be here” take a drink
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
I don't have cable
so I’d never seen that show until this weekend and now I hate that pretentious turd more than ever. I couldn’t even make it through the whole thing. That kid is totally devoid of personality / humor.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
is garko playing tonight?
does McC have a nickname for him yet?
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
I fucking hate that movie
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
hahah that signature
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
he's kinda hot
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I admit it’s hypocritical to post these types of pics here when we don’t allow the pics of hot women wearing next to nothing…
…yet…
….were you saying something?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I see it as balancing out the aforementioned hot women pics.
Judgment Day is coming
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It seems only fair.
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
/pleased
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s all fair. Although I prefer a little dark meat if you know what I mean, this random guy isn’t bad to look at either.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
ectoplasm.jpg
Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.
by Sammy Danger on Jul 28, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the funniest thread I have read in recent memory. Too bad it is becoming unwieldy on my old PC.
It’s the “Ryan Rohlinger” thread of 2009.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
Our old epic threads were so tame compared to the ones we have now.
The “When are we gonna get real and admit Matt Cain isn’t it” thread was actually less than 300 comments. That’s nothing nowadays.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
that was one still better.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey
Does anyone want to talk about Ryan Garko?
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
He's actually pretty OK!
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
You mean Gonnie Garko?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Who?
You must mean Ryan Klesko.
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No Velez dive catches in the outfield today =(
by californianotter on Jul 28, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
Dives to close the gaps though!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair, when making a catch like the one Velez made in the outfield late in the game yesterday, if the ball is low and not coming directly at you have a better chance or catching it by laying out than you do bending over. So even if the dive looked gratuitous, he was simply increasing his probability of catching the ball.
Yeah right velez definitely has a scientific approach to baseball fundamentals
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
PS... randy's gone until september at least with a rotator cuff tear.
dunno if this has been talked about, but do we become interested in some of the lower-tier starters on the market? washburn maybe?
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shit
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Stupid KNBR callers are stupid
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
with the news of Randy Johnson’s injury being this bad, I think that makes it highly unlikely that we can be a real playoff contender. I would hope the Giants don’t give up anybody of value.
by FluLikeSymptoms on Jul 28, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions
yeah, that one bad start was so out of character
by FluLikeSymptoms on Jul 28, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
It definitely was highly unusual for Sanchez to throw 3 solid innings and then the wheels fall off.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Sadowski down. Martinez up. Garko hits 20 DINGERZ in August and September. Parade.
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Not sure
But I know that Uggla, Willingham, and Garko go back-to-back-to-back 7 times.
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TWSS
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
from pbc blog
8:51 p.m.: Sanchez’s knee was examined by the Giants’ doctors last night, but that is common when a visiting player has an injury. It was not a physical.
by californianotter on Jul 28, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
Too many misinformation rumors, my heart can’t take it.
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BREAKING NEWS
Giants player seen speaking with Freddy Sanchez on the field. Deal imminent?
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Freddy Sanchez.
Sanchez, Freddy.
S, F.
SF?
Coincidence?
NO.
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Fred Lewis and Fred(dy) Sanchez
Same name. Same team.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay
now THAT is just waaaaaaaaay too coincidental and weird.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Nothing happened while I was gone?
FFFFUUUU
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I tried to trade EME for Sanchez, but the Pirates were all “Who are you and how did you get this number?”
GROUGTHINK ALERT
I have a limited no-trade anyway
I get to veto trades to any teams whose GMs are legally brain-dead.
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The Pirates want you so bad though!
They got rid of Littlefield for you! No one is more brain-dead than Littlefield!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Since this thread is already out of control, I guess we can talk about how MadBum only went 1.2 innings today. Although Wendell Fairley homered. and TJ Brewer is due to start for the little Giants tonight while Bowker’s at 1B here in Fresno.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions
We already discussed it. He got ejected.
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list and batting .326 in Scottsdale...which I believe has be renamed Rafaelsdale.
Ah I missed it. I arrived in town about an hour ago and wrapped up an interview before I got a chance to sit down and waste time on the intertubes.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus F Christ
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
MadBum was ejected for time traveling?
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The Time Traveler's Ejection
You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll throw fastballs at your opponent’s heads…
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 28, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Ralph is retarded
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 28, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions
Aw, man
In the entire time I was out getting the kids from daycare, not one earth-shattering trade went through? RIP-OFF!
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Buehrle
perfect through 5
waiting for 2011....
OMG WHAT IF HE DOES IT AGAIN DO’T NO ONE SAY NOTHING
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 28, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I read this entire thread, xanthan. Whatever animosity I felt toward you before now is nothing compared to the hatred that now fills the void where my soul should be.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Fairley well, I suppose.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jul 29, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
TORRES
Dropping the snake eye.
53-46 - Giants Series Record: 17-10-4, 13-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.
Wow this thread
Just wow….
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
as in last night? i think there’s some tense agreement FAIL in this sentence unless i’m seriously missing something here.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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SF Guy found MadBum's Time Machine!!
He is here from the past!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Post # 1, 325 @ 4:10 AM (Az)
Wake up , Junior.
Let’s go HIKING!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 29, 2009 4:12 AM PDT reply actions
Not sure if anyone has linked to this yet
Basically, we may or may not get Sanchez, due to his injury. More interestingly, Baggs says that he believes that Sabean’s white whale is Dan Uggla, but the 4-games-over .500 Marlins don’t want to give him up.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
All of you snell-o-holics out there
snell and jack wilson to the m’s for 5 prospects headlined by catcher jeff clement
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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Timely article on prospects
Some good examples of highly-prized ones that never panned out.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/columns/story?columnist=crasnick_jerry&page=starting9/090729
"[Greg] Vaughn is in a funk so deep, George Clinton wearing a miner's helmet couldn't find him."
- Jim Baker, ESPN.com, May 2002
Didn't parse right
Without the number on the end, it goes wrong. Try this: http://tinyurl.com/l7bzxs
"[Greg] Vaughn is in a funk so deep, George Clinton wearing a miner's helmet couldn't find him."
- Jim Baker, ESPN.com, May 2002
by achiappanza on Jul 29, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants get Sanchez
Schulman just posted that the Giants have acquired Sanchez for a minor leaguer
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/giants/index?#ixzz0Mgvcq9Qr
Grants link to mlb rumors said were linked to Lee. He’d be perfect anyone hear anything?
Tim is good enough for 2
ya
no
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 30, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
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