As the Unofficial Bar Mitzvah Photographer of the McCoven, it is my distinct pleasure to present y'all with generally-in-focus pictures of nerds eating and drinking, professional ballplayers hitting and throwing, and Barry Bonds. From McCovey Night: The 2009 Edition, aka Monday night's game against the Pirates. Apologies in advance if I misidentified anyone or mixed up their internet handle.
Johnny Disaster and jponry.
howtheyscored, delorean and Mrs. delorean.
jponry, tk, Zeke's employee, jctGamer, WalrusMan, BrianBokkake, SFGuy.
WalrusMan, jcb9, BrianBokkake.
Matt Morris Grant, Taliesin, groug.
Message from the Mods: WalrusMan, Goofus, Natto, Grant, howtheyscored.
Some of the McCoven at Willie Mays Plaza (that's BaronVonCurrentEvents in the orange scarf and yours truly in the Verizon Wireless guy's jacket).
The view from Row "B". Suck it, proleteriat!
As Grant noted, our seats were better than Peter Magowan's.
BARRY! BARRY! BARRY!
Timmy prepares to throw a devastating changeup.
Molina. Swing. Miss. Slider. Dirt.
Kitspool, Grant, Mayor of 311, Goofus, Mrs. Goofus.
Obligatory photo of Goofus' son, Jesus Guzman.
Sue Burns' empty seat. Sniffle sniffle.
Barry: "Is that Grant sitting over there?"