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Freedom kissing.
And, of course, Freedom ticklers
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 26, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow! Well done. From the nostalgia file.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jul 26, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
anyone know how to post here from phone/PDA?
I have tried to do it through my Blackberry Berry of Color browser, and it doesn’t work for me.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
COMMENCE GROUND ATTACK!!!!!!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
Carney Lansford is a moron….Look at Pedro Feliz these days if you want to see what a good hitting coach can do
I’m not blaming carney for how pedro used to be. My point is that a good hitting coach can make a guy better
Feliz still sucks. This career year has him at a .752 OPS, and that’s with playing half his game in Philadelphia
by kingofthacove on Jul 26, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Feliz is in a much better lineup and plays in Citizen’s Bank Park half the time.
Judgment Day is coming
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Torres looks like a hobbit standing next to Todd Helton.
Judgment Day is coming
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at least it's classy fail.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
I’d bet that our hits to runs ratio is worst in the majors.
52-45 - Giants Series Record: 17-9-4, 13-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.
FWIW, the Pirates are already into their bullpen right now in the 5th inning.
Judgment Day is coming
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we don’t want to be compared to the pirates. at all.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
I'm not comparing us to them
I’m pointing out that their bullpen is getting worked.
Judgment Day is coming
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You are saying he is fresh bread?
Because, you know, you don’t put toast in a toaster.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jul 26, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Next Inning
Lewis leads off, followed by Panda & Ishi… This is 10x better than Uribe, Whiteside, Torres
The 1st pitch is the best
the pirates? nooooooooo!!!!!!
giants kryptonite!
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
have teammates ever won back to back cys?
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
Drysdale 1962 Koufax 1963
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Possible. I wouldn't bet much on it now just because it's so improbable. But possible.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jul 26, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, ok, but I'll have to adjust the chair.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jul 26, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
They're not engaged; they're just living together.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jul 26, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
He looks like the ShamWow guy in this picture
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 26, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
dodgers exec says “less than zero truth to the rumor.” Good news: Dodgers execs suck at math!!
Thing A
Rule 1 in Hollywood: All rumors are true.
So he’s basically confirming it.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jul 26, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
just keep repeating to yourself, over and over again
Posey Sandoval Neal
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Gallaspie?
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by Mayor of 311 on Jul 26, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
unfortunately we thought the same thing about Ainsworth, Williams and Foppert a few years ago. Things have a way of not working out for us.
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
And not just us. It's all so uncertain.
Rule 2 in Hollywood applies to baseball, too: Nobody knows anything.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jul 26, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
“good spot for the Giants to pick up, oh, maybe 4 or 5”
52-45 - Giants Series Record: 17-9-4, 13-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.
May 23rd at Seattle...8th inning, 2 outs
after scoring only 5 runs in their previous 6 games (and 8 innings until that point), they put up a 5 spot against the Mariners.
they then went 15-6 after that.
whatever that was, the giants need that again. like, ten minutes ago.
Of course, come to think of it, it didn't help HIM much.
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What, too soon?
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by Mayor of 311 on Jul 26, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
worst shtick to steal ever?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I’d be up for racing different parts of that purple dinosaur’s dead body.
52-45 - Giants Series Record: 17-9-4, 13-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.
I think throwing opponent's HR balls back is worst shtick to steal ever.
The ‘Caroline’ thing is stupid, but at least it’s between innings and gives fans something to do if they want.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jul 26, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
sigh

I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 26, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions
link?
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~ssanty/cgi-bin/eightball.cgi
This one appears to be down right now, but there are probably others out there.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 26, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that the thing now, swinging with just one hand?
Kids today.
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All KNBR can do is keep replaying the last out of the no hitter, thats all Giants fans have now
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
Wow, I haven’t eaten lunch yet.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
then they should move out of San Francisco.
HEY-O!
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by Mayor of 311 on Jul 26, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL VALDEZ
BOCHY THROWING IN THE TOWEL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
You know you sometimes see someone named John using the john?
What exactly is that thing on Merkin’s chin?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Exactly. Giants Merchandising should jump on that thing on Valdez's chin.
Sell them in orange.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jul 26, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I like how even when Merkin had his best stuff of the year or whatever yesterday, he still couldn’t strike anyone out.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I’m sick of Torrealba
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I’m pretty sure if Torrealba had played catcher on Friday, the Giants would have lost
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Hawk tried to take our damn centerfielder!
I hate Coors’ home field advantage!
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Bird talk is more exciting than this game.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 26, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
JOEY!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
MadBum
Joey
Pucetas
52-45 - Giants Series Record: 17-9-4, 13-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.
got ripped earlier for mentioning MadBum
by californianotter on Jul 26, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Lucky fan drawing.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jul 26, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
How’s Lowry’s rehab going?
"I can't hit the ball until I hit the bottle!"
by Li on Jul 26, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT'S NOT FUNNY. U R 5. SOMEONE HERE KNOWS LOWRY.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jul 26, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to punch Greg Papa in the face
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
FREE TEACHER!
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY SHIRT

I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 26, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions
DUE UP
Renteria
Pitcher’s Spot
Uribe
Woo hoo
52-45 - Giants Series Record: 17-9-4, 13-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.
oh good
Bengie will save us!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 26, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions
Save us, Bengie Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope. (repeat)
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 26, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
And this, ladies & gentlemen, is why dinosaurs went extinct.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jul 26, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Newer rule
No GD mascots.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jul 26, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
new rule
It’s acceptable and encouraged to throw a brick at stupid-looking purple dinosaurs. Barney included.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 26, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the way they had Bengie in the on deck circle instead of Nate like he would be a better choice to hit a game tying homerun
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
heh
home runs
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 26, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
1 HR/10 games is weak for a single player, let alone an entire roster of them.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jul 26, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Since Stuttering John isn't here
Anagram for “Giants Road Trip”: ARID GOAT SPRINT
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
Arid goat prints
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by Mayor of 311 on Jul 26, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Here comes the strikeout.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 26, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions
if anyone would be willing to take our crap
by sliderinthedirt on Jul 26, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d happily sell Winn, Molina and Rowand
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Only if it gets us Elke Sommer
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by Mayor of 311 on Jul 26, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
7 runs in 3 games at Coors Field
Ladies and gentlemen, your San Francisco Giants
The 1st pitch is the best
The Giants are the little bear.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 26, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
3-7 road trip
YAY
52-45 - Giants Series Record: 17-9-4, 13-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.66 ERA, .275 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.
YAY
IT’S OVER
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 26, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
SHIT THAT'S FUCK
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 26, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions
This team cant compete with the best teams, none chance for playoffs
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
the Bible says
and they went into the mountains, and they had with them the man named Aurelia, who was the least of them, and they were laid low in battle. And the next day the man named Sadowski led them into battle again. And the tribes of the mountains were not afraid, and slew him.
by seesdifferent on Jul 26, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants are stupid and I hate them.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 26, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
Lovable Losers West.
"I can't hit the ball until I hit the bottle!"
by Li on Jul 26, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Brain teaser
Identify this pattern:
1, 0, 4, 3, 1, 2, 5, 3, 2, 2
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Right in one!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Pitch count per inning for Giants hitters!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 26, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Trade him and Pierre for Zito.
"I can't hit the ball until I hit the bottle!"
by Li on Jul 26, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
ooo, kruk and kuip telling it like it is
by sliderinthedirt on Jul 26, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
At least we are playing at home now...
by californianotter on Jul 26, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions
Let's just remember the good times

I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 26, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions
25 Guys, One Common Goal: OUT.
"I can't hit the ball until I hit the bottle!"
by Li on Jul 26, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
KNBR plays that highlight approximately every three minutes during Giants games now.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
Well, the clips of Giants hitting home runs were beginning to deteriorate with age, so KNBR figured they should replace them with something a bit more believable.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 26, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Fred Lewis takes over league lead in
being a runner in snoring position.
This last week sucked
Work was stressful, we were trying to rent a house but we didn’t get it, and my girlfriend moved away. If the Giants would have won at least 1 series on this road trip, I would be fine. Now it’s time to drink heavily.
The 1st pitch is the best
The time to drink heavily is tomorrow night, beginning at 5:30, at Zeke’s.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
Wow
Kruk: “The guys who come up from Fresno have done NOTHING. Nothing.”
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
He’s right, but when is he going to criticize the veterans? He needs to be fair. How about saying Molina has sucked since May? How about saying that Winn can’t get a clutch hit? How about saying Aurilia is washed up? Don’t hold your breath. The veterans can do no wrong.
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
they need to do more than turn it up a notch
they need to stop being awful.
Rowand = complete waste of money
Winn = sucks
Molina = brain dead, swings at slop
Auriellia = never should have been brought back
Uribe = terrible, huge hole in swing
These guys bring absolutely nothing to the table. It is an inidictment of our management team that a few of them are even on the roster.
I’m watching Sunday Night Baseball and I was looking up Rick Porcello’s stats. I didn’t realize he was making $2,095,000 this season (according to ESPN.com). So he makes three times what the reigning NL Cy Young winner is making (yes, Lincecum will sprint by that amount in the off season). But a rookie making that much money?
He demanded a lot and got a lot, which was why he fell so far in the first round. Is he a Boras client?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 26, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions

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