Open Gameday Thread Part 3
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This thread needs runs
not strikeout Uribe
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
GREAT AT BAT
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
From last thread: I know that everyone already knew this, etc.
But since I’m always late to the show, I just now saw that Nate and Classy Winn went to the same high school a decade apart.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
san ramon
same as mad dog madsen
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:VwTlCcZR1dughM:http://thescroogereport.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/mark-madsen.jpg
what! matt cain! ;O
they want himz to hit homers. then bring in bullpen ya?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
So he’s gonna hit.
Wanna bet Bochy lets him face one batter, at most, next inning.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
wtf is going on here?
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
haha.. cain batting. probably better than any pinch hitter the giants have!
No one here gets out alive.
This
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 24, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Amazingly, I understand Cain batting here. We’re shorthanded on the bench, and Cain is probably our best remaining hitter.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
As much as it seems weird Cain is hitting here..
He kinda is one of the better hitters on the Giants.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
good abs all around
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
his at-bats aren't bad either!
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
LOL
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 24, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
So when they bring in a lefty to face Freddie, will Bochy pinch hit?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
He will put in Rich Aurilia even though he’s on the DL.
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what about Merkin’s….nevermind
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!
by Speedforthewin on Jul 24, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy holding out on the double switch.
Keeping us in suspense.
HOLY CRAP
“Chopping Block” can be seen right now on TV36. See ya later, guys!
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loool saw that. wtf is that anyway :P
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
i think the change needs a little more separation off his two seamer. it gets fouled off alot.
No one here gets out alive.
he rarely throws it though
It has really good movement on it
lol
that’s because Tim has the best change up in baseball.
http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=4732&position=P
Fangraphs has his change as a + pitch but he only throws 12% of the time
Cain is a winner!
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
damn right
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Matt Cain is better than you
and the Rockies
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
When did Cain get his uniform dirty?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
When he high fived Rowand before the game.
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by Natto on Jul 24, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
baserunning fail
Thrown out trying to stretch a double
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STFD!
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
LOL just got a reply back from the UPN31 tech dude:
Yes, we are aware. KNTV, the flagship station is working on it. Totally out of our control. It is going out over the entire network like this.
“I don’t know, I just work here”
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
BURY HIM!
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
Is it bad that I hear a name like Seth Smith and I just think about how much he kills my Baseball Mogul team?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
UNSUSTAINABLE STRAND RATE
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nice game Cain
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
Matt Cain is superwonderful. Also, good.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Glenn Beck says so, therefore it must be true.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 24, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought is was Monkeybump
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I would listen to arguments for pitchers being gamerish
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HR! Please
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH THE CYCLE
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If Fred hits a homer, we can’t say anything bad about him.
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I think for the rest of the series would be fair
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by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 24, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Until he misplays another ball, right?
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Purple Row talking about Cain makes me happy
Domination.
GET HIM OUT OF THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Why the hell can’t we hit him?
It’s a league wide problem this year.
God I hope that’s it for Cain…
I swear to God, everytime I watch him pitch against us, he’s lights out.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Pitchers is a puss
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
Walks are cool, too.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
They scared of Freddie and his bobbahead!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
PUNKS
pitching around flew
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Failbat
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
The wave is the only thing lamer than the Giants’ offense.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
affedlt then wilson yeah?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
DAMN
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what was that
Status: Has a feeling that tonight is going to be good night. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
what would happen if Pablo hung out with Freddie more?
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!
by Speedforthewin on Jul 24, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
bobbahed
Status: Has a feeling that tonight is going to be good night. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
a baseball game
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 24, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
lewl. matts still up... there
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Not anymore. That was odd.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
so he knows who to choose from the bullpen
for his lefty lefty righty righty matchups
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
I missed why Renteria was not available…not that he would be of any use, but I was wondering what was up
cortisone shot on tuesday, still not game ready
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!
by Speedforthewin on Jul 24, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Tracy was probably going to make that switch anyways.
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Stanfing ovation for Matty
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
Or I could stand
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but painful
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Jim Tracy just got outmanaged by Bochy
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
lol.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Sad, but it’s true: Bruce Bochy out-managed someone.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Did he?
Like everyone west of the Mississippi didn’t know Boch was going to call for Affeldt no matter who was pinch hitting?
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
If he really wanted Smith to hit, he would’ve sent the righty out and Bochy would’ve brought in the righty. OMG MATHCUPZ! Then you send Smith out.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
What a genius Bochy is!
It better not get to the point where them wasting Seth Smith is an issue.
5th and 6th inning were lame ;) 7th was awesome
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
WOuld like less walks, but still great.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
I’ve seen better.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
As much mass hysteria as we Giants fans are prone to putting ourselves through
I feel that everything is right with the world when Matt Cain is throwing that little white ball
Whew
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
affeldt comin' in and goes O_O @ the strikezone
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
yeah hating it
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
I don't know
I think it’d be pretty difficult to hit a tricycle.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
throw tikes!
as in children?
I'm pretty much a professional lurk.
Yet another reason to love him
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
no breaking ball in colorado air
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by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 24, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
WOW lol panda <3
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
FOWLER hates Panda
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK!!!!
Panda is goooooooooood!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
But he hits
so that helps!
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
BUT HE’S NOT A LEADER!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Pablo will haunt Fowler in his sleep.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
GOLD GLOVE PANDA
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
PABLO MOTHERFUCKING SANDOVAL LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
Haha. Yeah
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
HIDE UN-CHAPPED
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
FLAXSEED POWDER
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Affeldt still gets ground balls.
I don’t get how, but he does.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wow. That inning was fun.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
That was kinda random.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Should we be concerned that Affeldt hasn’t struck out a batter in his last 6 appearances (5.2 IP)?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
nah
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I want Freddie to get another chance at aHR
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
True.. lemme rephrase..
I want Freddie to get another chance at a HR, this inning.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
He;s out of the game.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Okay Money, don’t totally suck.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
He’ll just kinda suck. OK?
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Too much to ask
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I’d settle for him sucking at a 60% rate 100% of the time.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Uh oh, Rafael Betancourt
The missing piece of the Rockies’ playoff puzzle.
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If Joba would be a Cy Young candidate in the NL
what does that make Betancourt?
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
Probably
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
What do the Mets have?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
definitely the worst
Ishikawa might be the worst offensive first basemen
he hasn't had enough PA to qualify
but he’d be 4th worst in baseball if he did, but he’s competing with Jason Giambi, Aubrey huff and Daniel Murphy – who’s only playing because of Delgados injury
sort of OT but...
If Damon Bruce has his postgame show tonight, can someone call in suggesting Bonds be signed?
I love hearing how apeshit crazy he gets when people suggest it.
The Colorado feed cameras suck. They do not zoom in at all on a ball in play.
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

51-44 - Giants Series Record: 17-9-4, 13-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.01 ERA, .280 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.
Nice
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I would leave Affeldt in the game with Helton and Hawpe due up, but of course Bochy is going to automatically go with Wilson.
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
I find strapping in better than strapping on
by CrispinGloversBalls on Jul 24, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
CLICK IT OR TICKET!
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
I just ate McDonalds
This will not end well.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wow. Where did that miss?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
this ump sucks balls.
fated to the 3-2 count
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Oh good.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
YAY! WE LOVE LEAD OFF WALKS
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
Oh great here we go: Wilson v. Wendelstet. Or however the F you spell this clown’s name.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
It’s spelled cock bag
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
what exactly is a cock bag?
I'm pretty much a professional lurk.
It’s a bag of cocks.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s not a condom? Have I been wrong all these years?
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Nah, condoms are our friends. A cockbag is something that is contemptuous.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Think plastic bag filled with chicken parts for a visual.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
McNuggets
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Could it be a scrotum? That’s a bag next to a cock.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
That’s kinda like an accessory to a cockbag. it’s used to transport balls. Balls are not cock.
What the fuck did you guys get me into?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Fair enough. Semantics are important.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Thanks
We would also accept chickenfucker, jackhole, and/or axewound.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
what bullshit. You can’t call the great Todd Helton out on strikes?
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
MLB Network showing it live now for the 9th. To add to our agony.
by Duelling Brandos on Jul 24, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
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OXANA BY-YOU!
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
Louisiana
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
wilson's not even looking @ first
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
I hope Lou Seal is watching this. That’s where he should be in this situation.
by CrispinGloversBalls on Jul 24, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
STRIKES, you patzer!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
They should just start the AB's at 3-2
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Whew
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
go andre speed
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Water is wet
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
3 run homer coming up
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
THE DINOSAUR IS TO BLAME
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
Really
I thought it was quite foppish.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
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I can already hear the postgame wrap
talking about the small strike zone, didn’t hit the ball hard off him, and all that other BS after a Loss
THREE RUN HOMER COMING UP
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
punch both
The dinosaur is retarded.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
STRIKES!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
WILSON
THE CORNERS ARENT THERE STOP GOING FOR THEM
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
UGLY FINDER
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
Whoa nearly took out the ball dude.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
omfg win
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
downs arm... phew
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
FUCK YESSSSSSS!
Deux! Woooooooooooh!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
WOOOOOOOOOO
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
DONKEY PUNCH!
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
PHEW.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU ROCKIES
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ballgame
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Yesssssss
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
ITS A ROCKETSHIP
I love this film.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
BIG WIN
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
That was lucky.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
"Another wild scary ride from Brian Wilson"
Love it Jon
WE WIN
FUCK THAT DINOSAUR
FUCK THE UMP
51-44 - Giants Series Record: 17-9-4, 13-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.01 ERA, .280 BAA, crappy 1.66 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.
TAKE THAT TRICERATOPS
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
Yes!
A road win! Over the Rockies! Much needed!
LARS FTW!
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually kind of low
Like 1.20 or something
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
Believe it or not, he’s been one of the 10 best relievers in baseball this year.
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Anyone else see Pablo imitate Wilson’s gesture when he high fived him?
Judgment Day is coming
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Was hoping he mocked him
Pablo’s too nice and happy to make fun of Wilson’s stupid BS.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank god Cain finally learned how to win
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
God says you’re welcome
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuip
“I have to pee I am so nervous”
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
On the bright side.. if Sanchez had this ump, he wouldn’t have lasted 2 innings.
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If this ump was the norm
The 90s Braves would have been SOL
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
Also, Pablo Sandoval for president.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
Probably because not too many people watch TV at 1AM on a week night
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
And then Jimmy Fallon broke character.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
SO HILARIOUS
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
My mom just called Sandoval gross
I took her down a peg
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
I had to convert my friends who were all LOL SANDOVAL IS FAT AND GROSS. Now they love him.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Until he spits his chew
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I love Pablo even covered in spittle.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Needs a bib
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
The wad in in his lower lip is definitely not gum. Unless he has been changing it up recently. A 162 game schedule is tough on your lip
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
rec’d
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
The best!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Watching this
While hearing the Cherub Rock intro playing on the KNBR promo.
Awesome…
by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
still love this
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
zomg Fred on the postgame interview.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
Can we please upgrade our right side??
I can’t look at ISHI or DOWNS any longer
put Uribe on that list. Can they get three new infielders in the next week?
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
Best double-post ever.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
agreed
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate
Wilson haters.
Save your vitriol for when he actually blows a save. It’s ok to be nervous, but at least with WIlson, you can brace yourself for it. >.>
But he’s a NINJA
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
doesn’t matter. Closers are supposed to be weird and stupid.
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BECK
That’s a closer
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
Fuck yeah
Shooter!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Down 3 in the 5th inning
Joba fist pump
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JOBAS MOM DOES METH
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
Yeah Joba needs to keep it in his pants on the mound there. I wouldn’t be surprised if he walked off the mound with a raging boner, from that display today.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Normally I think most of baseball's unwritten rules are stupid
But somebody needs to charge the mound or do something to shut him up a little bit.
Well, not charge the mound (violence in baseball is especially stupid), but something!
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
Dance off?
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
I know, how about a spelling contest?
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
with David Bowie calling it
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be a walk off
And it would be AWESOME
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This is just a dream Brett
One freaky dream.
by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 24, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
K-Rod can go suck an egg for his mound theatrics. He strikes a pose after every strikeout. Give it a rest, fucko.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
He did a fistpump after striking out Manny. I didn’t have a kind word for him after that.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
And some of the vets got on him about that
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 24, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Well isn’t that sports? People are “in the moment” and get all pumped up, i mean we all say we wouldnt do it, but in a big situation wouldn’t we be a little pumped? like Affeldt yelling to himself coming off the mound? Everyone has some sort of thing they do, and hey if the hitter doesnt like it, then DO SOMETHING, hit the ball
yea really
I don’t see how anyone can be that pumped after a 1-2-3 save in front of 100 fans in Florida.
And scream on the mound looking like he’s about to take a dump.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, act like you’ve done it before
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we get some Smoke on the Water?
What’s Wilson’s song?
by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 24, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
HOUSE OF PAIN
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
Old School-ish
Nice. I expected it to be some douchey nu-metal or something…
by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 24, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
He didn’t even come up with those nicknames i dont think, B-Weezy thing, when listening to him on KNBR he said he didn’t have anything to do with that… is Brian Wilson not a good enough name?? you dont need a nickname
Plus the way he handled Twittergate and the Casey Blake incident made him look like an enormous jagoff. If he just owned up to everything and said, “yeah I fucked up” and “oh well shit happens.” then nobody would care. But he showed his ass in both situations and handled it in the worst possible ways.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh, I save my hate for Giants who really deserve it. (Rentafail and Howryfail come to mind). How many saves will it take before WIlson haters give the dude a break for his personality? We all cut Bonds some slack for doing his job. I’m sure we can afford to do Wilson that favor too.
by CaliforniaBone on Jul 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
A classic!
Makes a comeback
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
He's so well spoken
/not so subtle racism
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Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Wow, the GIFs are flying fast and furious this evening.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
GIF parties for all!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
If it’s anything like a lemon party, I don’t want it.
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
No lemon parties. Ever.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
No clue where it’s from. I steal all my material from Lookout Landing.
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
I am going to the game on Sunday
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
throw a rock at the Angels
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll throw them into the rocks. k?
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll take it
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Very rewarding to the read the Rockies’ thread and see the respect for Matt Cain going on during the game, even though they too recognized that this wasn’t even the best he can pitch.
by Duelling Brandos on Jul 24, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
Third best game at best
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve never heard a Lewis interview. And, wow, just WOW
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
Wow. Surprised. I guess I expected something different…
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
This MLB extra Innings preview is allowing me to see the white trash that is Kershaw start to slip against the Fish. STOKED.
gully
#1 play on Sportscenter is syncronize swimming.
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