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Open GameThread, 7/24

San Francisco Giants at Colorado Rockies, Jul 24, 2009 6:10 PM PDT



W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Matt Cain 11-2 19 19 3 0 0 0 124.0 104 34 32 12 48 103 2.32 1.23


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Jason Hammel 5-4 19 16 1 0 0 0 95.0 114 53 45 9 24 68 4.26 1.45

part 2

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Current Series

3 game series vs Rockies @ Coors Field

San Francisco Giants
@ Colorado Rockies

Friday, Jul 24, 2009, 6:10 PM PDT
Coors Field

Matt Cain vs Jason Hammel

Partly cloudy. Winds blowing in from center field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 85.

 

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We need the robot players

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 24, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Rain delay entertainment from a Cardinals prospect:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEh6TcmlQes

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 24, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Rockies lineup

D. Fowler cf .257
R. Spilborghs lf .259
T. Helton 1b .324
G. Atkins 3b .225
B. Hawpe rf .318
T. Tulowitzki ss .250
I. Stewart 2b .227
C. Iannetta c .230
J. Hammel p .115

by SFGuy on Jul 24, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Every MF’er in that lineup kills us.

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jul 24, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spilborghs really chaps my hide.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a robot player

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 24, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Robots really hide my chaps

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 24, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chaps really robot my hide

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 24, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really chaps, hide my robot.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 24, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

My robot really chaps hide

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 24, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

My chaps really hide robots

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 24, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Resistance is futile.

by Natto on Jul 24, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also attempts at offense.

by Natto on Jul 24, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

And there is nothing worse than a chapped hide.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 24, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gold Bond usually does the trick

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLINEUP

CF Winn
LF Lewis
3B Sandoval
C Molina
RF Schierholtz
1B Ishikawa
SS Uribe
2B Downs
P Cain

by superk1ng on Jul 24, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Posted in the last thread but, this needs to be pointed out.

79th game that Molina will start in the clean-up spot.

Status: Has a feeling that tonight is going to be good night. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Jul 24, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, so much for that "extended" look at Bowker.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 24, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’d rather see bowker than schierholtz

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 24, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like both of them...

WE HAVE TOO MANY POTENTIALLY GOOD OUTFIELDERS AAAAAAAAAAA

Status: Has a feeling that tonight is going to be good night. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Jul 24, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAA PLAYERS

by Natto on Jul 24, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

it would be cool if nate could play centerfield.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 24, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trying to give clubs another look at FLEW so they’ll know what they’re missing.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 24, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Hammel guy doesn’t seem to walk very many batter. This could be a long game. And by long, I mean really short.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 24, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh, this team doesn’t walk much anyway.

by Natto on Jul 24, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

that plays in to our hand

because we don’t walk much either!

by superk1ng on Jul 24, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t suck, Giants!

by Natto on Jul 24, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

You ask waaaaaaay too much of them

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry, but that is SO Bobby Hill…

by Merope on Jul 24, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs some botox in that brow

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 24, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember this game is on NBC 11 in the Bay Area

by SFGuy on Jul 24, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

/Checks EI

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ch 739. We're good

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be the Rox feed.

by SFGuy on Jul 24, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but way better than no feed

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

They aren’t the worst broadcasters (hello Hawk) but they are pretty boring.

by SFGuy on Jul 24, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re tolerable.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like them. Total homers.

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 24, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most broadcasters are homers.

by SFGuy on Jul 24, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good lookin’ out

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jul 24, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh crap, thanks for the heads up, the dvr will probably be buttpeeing all over itself trying to record the game on the Rockies channel – which we don’t get…

by Merope on Jul 24, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classic TV:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5wRhEPQmKA

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 24, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

FOOD!

Eating some Chicago style pizza with a bottle of pear Wyder’s hard cider

by Natto on Jul 24, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Yummy. I about to go out to my lady’s house and eat homemade cheese raviolios and salad. I am so hungry right now.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 24, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was planning on eating Big Daddy IPAs and watch the game for dinner but her offer to make dinner sidetracked those plans :/

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 24, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chicken pad thai. I could go for some cider, though. Or better yet, an old fashioned or a gin and tonic.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 24, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just discovered G&Ts this summer. Refreshing.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 24, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed they are. Also a great summer drink: The Dark and Stormy.

can of corn, you might be the big sister I never had.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 24, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do want to try the dark and stormy. I like rum. A lot.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 24, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, get some Gosling’s Black Seal for you D&S. You won’t be sorry.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 24, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will do, little bro.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 24, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's What Heidi Klum Said.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 24, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah. Nice one

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

BBQing some steaks

And the wife is making Spanish Rice.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 24, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

/invites himself over

by Natto on Jul 24, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

/joins Natto over at thehavenot

by SFGuy on Jul 24, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grilled chicken breast, salad and a piece of corn.

by superk1ng on Jul 24, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jenny Craig?

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 24, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eggo waffles

Was in the mood

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 24, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think there’s some chicken thighs marinating in the fridge. I made dinner last night: arroz con pollo. It was hella good.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wife going to pick up Red Robin for us

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t been to Red Robin in years.

by Natto on Jul 24, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like their Garlic Parmesan Steak Fries

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was decent, but dont really remember

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 24, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only one I remember that’s around here is in Tanforan, and I rarely go there these days.

by Natto on Jul 24, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t remember ever seeing one when I lived up north

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, Tanforan is still around.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 24, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didnt it just get redone?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 24, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s actually pretty nice now. They’ve done a lot of renovation. It’s filled with teenyboppers though.

by Natto on Jul 24, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Teenagers scare the living shit out of me.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 24, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know what Tanforan is.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 24, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shopping mall/area in San Bruno.

by Natto on Jul 24, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh. I never got to San Bruno, so that explains that.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 24, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It used to be a racetrack and airfield.

(and Japanese internment camp)

by Natto on Jul 24, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The internment camp that used to be in my town is now part Native American museum/part softball field complex.

They should probably do something about that one of these days.

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 24, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last time I ate there my stomach exploded. I have not been back since.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking of the diner scene in Spaceballs.

by Natto on Jul 24, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal...

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 24, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, yours is better

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello my honey, Hello my Darling…. /tips cap

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably nothing for me. Brought a bug home from vacation and nothing tastes good. Flu in the summer is weird.

/unfounded panic about swine flu

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 24, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry, it's not unfounded.

Still, get better soon.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 24, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfounded!

Really, though, hope you feel better.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 24, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll admit it’s crossed my mind, if only because I was recently at the Grand Canyon, surrounded by foreign tourists. What better way to catch the plague? It’s knocked me on my ass for 4 days now. It’s really annoying at this point.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 24, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oof. That’s no good. Get some rest, enjoy some baseball, feel better.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 24, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The worst part? No booze. Best part? The fella has been taking the girls out during the day so I can get some quiet.

I give it another day or two, and then I’m gonna get mad and kick somebody’s ass.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 24, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAGE!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the no booze part of being sick is the worst. I always end up going out as soon as I feel better at all and then I’m sick for an extra week. And yeah, as an almost doctor for pretend, I give you permission to rage on someone starting Sunday.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 24, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Merope was going to bring home some Beach Hut Deli.

by Merope on Jul 24, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

what did he bring instead?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not home yet. And things may change between the time he leave work and the time he gets home…. and why is Jon Miller calling this game from under a bridge?

by Merope on Jul 24, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

playing three billy goats gruff

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 24, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes he feels like he don’t have a partner

by Natto on Jul 24, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes he feels like his only friend.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

First, Thomas Neal is at #5 on the BA hot sheet this week. Second, MadBum is at #10. Third, Michael Saunders of the Mariners is white?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 24, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re all African.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 24, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet! Someday I can be President!

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 24, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you gonna forge a birth certificate too?!?!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 24, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

THOMAS NEAL IS BLAKC?

Guess the race of this Padres pitching prospect: Wynn Pelzer.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Azn?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 24, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Hank Conger?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 24, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Diagonal stripes, like a barber pole.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 24, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

F1

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

F1

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 24, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet he’s unrated.

by Natto on Jul 24, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude sounds like he’s from Vienna, Australia with a name like that

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 24, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here is how much I hate the A's

I’m actually rooting for the Yankees this weekend.

by SFGuy on Jul 24, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Confession

I don’t really hate the Yankees.

by Natto on Jul 24, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Witch!

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 24, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t hate them I’m just bored by watching them because the expectation is too high.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 24, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate the overexposure in the media, but their fans are better than Sawx fans.

by Natto on Jul 24, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Having known plenty of both, they’re just different kinds of assholes.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 24, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every fan base has it’s assholes. Giants have a lot. I’ve seen drunk idiots threaten little kids because they weren’t rooting for the Giants at AT&T (and Candlestick). I’ve seen sober fans threaten little kids for not rooting for the Giants.

by SFGuy on Jul 24, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s put it this way: I’ve never met a Sox fan or Yankees fan that was cool about being a fan. Many of them are nice people, but assholes when it comes to their teams.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 24, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I do know that the Giants have asshole fans.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 24, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

We’re the worst.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 24, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFUUUUCCCKKKKKK YOUUUU

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 24, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone are assholes except for us.

But also us.

Status: Has a feeling that tonight is going to be good night. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Jul 24, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up, you moron!

by Natto on Jul 24, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pedro Feliz = Asshole

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This I agree with.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 24, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know Yankees fans, from Long Island, from Jersey, and even one from Phoenix (his dad was born and raised in the Bronx, so I allow him his Yankees fandom) and they’re all cool. My BFF is a Red Sox fan and she agrees the fanbase is full of shit.

I’ve had more poor experiences with Red Sox fans than any other fans in the game. I get along with Dodgers fans. I get along with Raiders fans! What does that say, when Red Sox fans are the most boorish a-holes of the lot?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I have friends who are Red Sox fans and they would also agree that the fanbase is just horrible.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 24, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

These cool Yankees fans I know also tell me of jackholes within the Yankee fandom.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. I know one Yankee fan like that, too. And I know a couple of Dodgers fans who talk about some of the asshats in their fanbase.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 24, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s America’s Team

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 24, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was better before all the bandwagon jumpers.

by SFGuy on Jul 24, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, you may be right

Case in point: I have cousins in NY who are Yankees fans, and they had no idea that the Giants had a rivalry with the Dodgers.

by Natto on Jul 24, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alternately: many alleged Giants fans ONLY know the Giants do have one.

Fans are the worst, period.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 24, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why should they

If knowledge is adorned with Stu Scott “Booyah’s” or a Chris Berman pun then its not worth knowing.

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 24, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone here knows I like the Red Sox so I really shouldn’t be rooting for the Yankees at any time.

by SFGuy on Jul 24, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I actually used to like some of their players quite a bit. And also, Jeter is pretty good.

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 24, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Yankees

Haven’t won is so long, don’t hate them per se (I don’t even hate Jeter, though I find the fawning ridiculous).

No its yankee “fans” that I can’t stand. And I don’t mean those real New Yorker fans who can now no longer buy a ticket. I mean the red hat wearing, bandwagon hopping, $1000 ticket purchasing, ignorant sobs who only care about Yankees-Red Sox and probably also root for the Dallas Cowboys.

Special circle in hell for them.

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 24, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I nothing the Yankees.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listen MLB.tv

Despite what you think, I AM NOT IN COLORADO OKAY DO NOT BLACK OUT THIS GAME I LIVE IN MONTANA I DONT CARE WHAT MY INTERNET PACKETS SAY

Yet another reason to hate the Rockies.

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 24, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I was about reply that I am in SF and live in a domicile that doesn’t get CSNBA, but then I remembered that the game is on NBC11 and I was happy.

Sorry about the Rockies being bitches.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 24, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I am at work and I use MLB.tv, I have Seattle games blacked out. But then I go 4 miles to my house and they black out Rockies games. I’ve even called and said “uh guys I live in Montana” but apparently my internet connection thinks I live in Grand Junction.

In short, fuck a mlb.tv

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 24, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that sucks man. I’m sorry.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 24, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need to connect via a proxy.

by SFGuy on Jul 24, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can call them and they will hook you up.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 24, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

They didn't last time

but with the girlfriend out of town for the weekend, no way I’m missing these games. I guess I’ll have to call them again and pressure them or something.

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 24, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry man. i was thinking MLB.COM. i spend half every month on the road but the hotels don’t usually show me as in another location so i have to call them to fix it.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 24, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay here. I’m watching on Directv.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 24, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have Directv too. It sounds like theres two tvs on with one on a slight delay. It’s not doing it for any other channel, weird.

by superk1ng on Jul 24, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Test for echo?

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 24, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

i got the same thing too

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 24, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, this series is pretty important, eh? Anyone else noticed that?

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 24, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

As long as we can take 1

I won’t be in panic mode.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 24, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as we can take 1 2

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 24, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No dingerz on this road trip. What is the % chance we hit one in Colorado?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 24, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FLEW is in the lineup. He loves coors (and the field too)

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 24, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain is pitching

So there’s a chance…

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 24, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

does the sound suck for anyone else on this channel?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 24, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Mine’s good

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 24, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like it's on a really bad PA system.

Status: Has a feeling that tonight is going to be good night. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Jul 24, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here, this is pathetic!

by Merope on Jul 24, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 24, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm.. this is channel 12 in sacramento and its always jacked up.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 24, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Readdy for a goddamn Giants game. Haven’t watched a whole game since the ASB

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Me neither actually. Stupid East Coast Bias!

by Natto on Jul 24, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did see last Saturday’s game, but I pretend that didn’t happen.

by Natto on Jul 24, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You haven’t missed much.

by SFGuy on Jul 24, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t seen one either and I’ve tuned into them all :/

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 24, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

in l.a. this weekend, any1 know where i can watch or listen on the internets?

by aaroncallagher on Jul 24, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

sorry dawg u r sol LOL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 24, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

just kidding, no I don’t know

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 24, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Play ball!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 24, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Awfully nervous. This series is huge.

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 24, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

How huge? (TWSS)

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 24, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies pregame, on Sandoval: “We’ve heard he tires easily late in the game. He hits below 200 after the seventh inning.”

On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.

by GameSix on Jul 24, 2009 6:11 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

just like AROD!

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 24, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tires?

Quick, someone kick him.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 24, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If this is true, that's somewhat concerning...

But not too concerning. I mean he’s had a couple walkoff hits so it’s all good.

Status: Has a feeling that tonight is going to be good night. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Jul 24, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Second highest clutch score on fangraphs!

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 24, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Score multiple runs please

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 24, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

This camera is at way too much of an angle. I have no idea where the strike zone is.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 24, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Somebody needs to jiggle a cable somewhere.

by Merope on Jul 24, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, the Rays didn’t get no hit today.

by SFGuy on Jul 24, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay! Weak ground balls

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

why is this game not on in HD?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 24, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

It is for me

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 24, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It should be

Whatever your NBC HD channel is.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 24, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in Sacramento

so I’m watching on stupid CW. Which is broadcasting on their HD channel, but not using the HD feed for some reason.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 24, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 24, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

and

the sound quality is terrible.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 24, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just emailed UPN – 31 to complain.

I was on the Internet within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world…

by Merope on Jul 24, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah we are getting fucked here in sac. this channel always blows.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 24, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am calling the cable company.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 24, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which company? If it’s Comcast, good luck…

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 24, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

surewest

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 24, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

its on the hd channel but its not in hd for me.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 24, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think NBC’s HD just sucks balls.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 24, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah its in 4×3 and definitely a standard definition quality picture.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 24, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their HD does suck balls. And they don’t do the 5:1 sound with it, either. Lame.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 24, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugly

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 24, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

P.S.

It’s Coors, hit the ball in the air.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 24, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Fred looked foolish on the first pitch.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 24, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

throw giants breaking balls. good game plan.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 24, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FLEW loves Coors

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 24, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay! Fred!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

There goes the no hitter!

by Natto on Jul 24, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH FRED

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 24, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Ground attack!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 24, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

ground attack initialized

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 24, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s been too long since we’ve seen a Panda homer.

by Natto on Jul 24, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Or one of those, whaddy call it?

Line drive. Where you hit the ball hard and it doesn’t bounce right off the bat,

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 24, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 24, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Panda, swing at strikes.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 24, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

swing and miss?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 24, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive out, I guess.

by Natto on Jul 24, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

yea, I guess, but the wrong guy doing it

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice hit and run………

by 49er16 on Jul 24, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I was certain that was through when he hit it. Guess the SS broke.

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 24, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cmon Money

We really need to not blow this. (TWSS)

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 24, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

3 batters

3 grounders to 2nd. I have a bad feeling about this game.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 24, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

And all you get is that lovely pop-up.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 24, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Bengie, bring him in...

Status: Has a feeling that tonight is going to be good night. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Jul 24, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Sign

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 24, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

ESL FAIL

Sigh

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 24, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

ffffff

Status: Has a feeling that tonight is going to be good night. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Jul 24, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain woulda drove in Lewis

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred’s like “guys you wasted the one hit I’ll have for the next week.”

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 24, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s ok, he’ll have a few walks too.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 24, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Colorado Announcers:

“The Giants haven’t hit a home run in seven games, and that’s something that surprises me, because their a team that has some pop in their bats.”

Followed by:

“Wait, it’s still 2001, right?”

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 24, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Are they looking at the right lineup?

by Natto on Jul 24, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can only assume they don’t watch baseball.

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 24, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

They mean that Giants are using inflatable bats, and they popped right?

Status: Has a feeling that tonight is going to be good night. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Jul 24, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/surrendering the cheese

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 24, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love it.

Take my wallet.

Status: Has a feeling that tonight is going to be good night. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Jul 24, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he hissing or just saying F a lot? Because I like the idea of Bumgarner screaming the F word while striking MFs out.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking of Jim Carey in Dumb and Dumber.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 24, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This part.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 24, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to make another picture that had the “U”.

by Natto on Jul 24, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes please

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Holliday just hit a bloop single to drive in a run. 2-0 St. Louis over Philly.

by SFGuy on Jul 24, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Bat with pop!

Congratulations and Thank you Jonathan Sanchez.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 24, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trade validated.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 24, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like second half Pablo

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 24, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't like Coors field

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 24, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't like the Rockies

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 24, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 24, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty good pitchers duel in Toronto. Garza vs Holliday. 8th inning and both starters are still in the game.

by Natto on Jul 24, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 24, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions