Thinking of the Giants pitching staff as women

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Haha.

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by MonkeyChow on Jul 22, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions

Some decent ones, namely Zito, Sanchez, & the AA boys, but Brian Wilson = Megan Fox?

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by NeifiChicken on Jul 22, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

I agree, Brian Wilson is a tease.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jul 22, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Agree that wilson shouldn’t be fox. And I don’t really like the lincecum-heigl comparison either.

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by raisingcain on Jul 22, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Lincecum should be Megan Fox

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 24, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Weird.

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by Natto on Jul 22, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions

At least the author admits to being a big time sleaze.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions

I like the concluding “No, we’re NOT re-imagining these athletes as women so we can safely speculate about sleeping with them aieee noo!!!” disclaimer.

by Evan on Jul 23, 2009 6:35 AM PDT up reply actions

Zito

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

Jailbait. lol

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

I always thought of Matt Cain as the Rachael Leigh Cook type in “She’s All That.” Not quite up to par with those hot cheerleaders, but then when she takes off the glasses you’re like “Hey, she’s hot too!” (glasses being an analogy for wins of course)

by SeeingStars on Jul 22, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions

Girls with glasses are hot, though.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Agreed

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by CB30 on Jul 22, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions

This is true.

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by Natto on Jul 22, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions

And your point is?

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Jul 23, 2009 6:14 AM PDT up reply actions

this

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by Viliphied on Jul 23, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions

I have long had the thought that hitters = d00dz, pitchers = girlz. I guess it has to do with a trying to score / trying to prevent being scored on schism. It gets messed up when certain pitchers are all hyper-manly IRL though (like Roger Clements or something).

by SnowLeopard on Jul 23, 2009 1:54 AM PDT reply actions

BALLS OF FIRE

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 23, 2009 2:46 AM PDT up reply actions

I’m Megan Fox.

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by xanthan on Jul 23, 2009 5:42 AM PDT reply actions

I don’t agree with all of these, but this is fairly clever at points.

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by rotorueter on Jul 23, 2009 7:38 AM PDT reply actions

I’d like to point out that Katherine Heigl is ugly

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 23, 2009 9:02 AM PDT reply actions