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I hate better baseball tams.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 22, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE THE WORK OF DODGER FANS!!

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Jul 22, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to have a word with you, daveinexile.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Repent! You can still be saved.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Jul 22, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ wonders off will all the blue otter pops to protect the innocent.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Jul 22, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s see how much the Giants offense sucks in this thread.

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m guessing lots.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 22, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

They sure do run the SHIT out of these commercials, huh?

by itlynstalyn on Jul 22, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Pink Otter Pops are not the answer either… time to try green for the 3rd inning

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 22, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

By the time you get to purple (the best one) we will have already lost

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

either that or I’ll be diabetic

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 22, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to make him work

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 22, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

seeing kawakami’s face on tv makes me vomit

by jobrien9 on Jul 22, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

What about Ray Ratto?

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

makes him vomit, too.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s wrong with Kenshin Kawakami?

by SFGuy on Jul 22, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 22, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 22, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frandsen would have at least waited until the second pitch to pop out

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 22, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Show em how it’s done, Timmy

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 22, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

WOAH Fair contact

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2009 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

lolwut

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay lets go quick innings!

by jobrien9 on Jul 22, 2009 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, it isa super concentrated suck!

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Jul 22, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

if they do, they’re doing a great job of making sure it stays a secret.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This team makes me suicidal while wanting to kill everyone.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 22, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s the hate talking.

by out machine on Jul 22, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t live in the Sacramento area?

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since we are all parts of your imagination that all kind of works out!

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Jul 22, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

regression towards mean......

that’s awesome…..we’re all regressing toward mean….sweeeeetttttttttt

nobody faster then this OFFENSE, seriously offensive

by Timmy Cain on Jul 22, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Speak for yourself. I am regressing toward surly and grumpy.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Jul 22, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Timmons is a stupid name.

by Natto on Jul 22, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim Timmons is a stupid name.

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOOD

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Carrie Fisher’s commercial is making me want to drink.

by SFGuy on Jul 22, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate being sober right now

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on. Jesus.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 22, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

tee hee hit it right at people!

by jobrien9 on Jul 22, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta love these quick innings ;-(

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

3-1

take the fucking pitch ‘leadoff hitter’

go timmy!

by ringleader3 on Jul 22, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy is loving that Left Field

gully

by DanRed on Jul 22, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

And then I went to rehab

Not because I needed it.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 22, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE YOU

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 22, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

drunk chicks?

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone loves drunk chicks

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s true.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 22, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not sure “love” is the most accurate verb there…

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Jul 22, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that drunk chick in the commercial who lost like 3 or 4 teeth.

by SFGuy on Jul 22, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

HILARIOUS.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 22, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carrie went to rehab because she is a Giants fan

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 22, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s why I’m going…well that, or a judge says I have to.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m doing it for research purposes, yeah that it’s it.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 22, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops, too many it’s – one too many

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 22, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least it’s almost time to go home

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 22, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

TOO SOON

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-1, take a walk....

start a two out rally

put the pitcher in the stretch

make the defense sweat a lil…….

ummmmmmmmm

no

by Timmy Cain on Jul 22, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever dude

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 22, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Quiz time

New studies show that small 2-door cars like the Ford Focus are good at:

A.) Protecting you from crashes.
B.) Finding parking.
C.) REPELLING WOMEN.

Whoopi Goldberg questions the truthfulness of:

A.) The NASA moon landing.
B.) The Warren Commission findings.
C.) ANYONE WHO CALLS HER A FEMALE.

While performing at a comedy club on Saturday, Jamie Kennedy surprised the crowd by getting:

A.) Engaged to girlfriend Jennifer Love Hewitt.
B.) Drunk onstage.
C.) A LAUGH.

One of the Beastie Boys is fighting:

A.) Cancer.
B.) Diabetes.
C.) FOR HIS RIGHT TO PARTY.

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 22, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. This is the unluckiest team i think i’ve ever seen. I’m pretty sure mays field was built on an indian burial ground or something.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 22, 2009 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That last commercial with Wilson and Timmy

was weird

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 22, 2009 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I was so lost.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 22, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

did they make that like 2 years ago? Timmy’s hair was so short.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That commercial always makes me

wonder what the fuck is up with it.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will be at that game.

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of the McCoven will be at that game.

by Merope on Jul 22, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING OF FUCKING COURSE

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2009 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

sure, why not

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 22, 2009 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

oh brother

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 22, 2009 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Right. That makes perfect sense.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 22, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

That could only happen to the Giants on this road trip.

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

This team makes me hate baseball

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. Oakloland Athloltics=toolage.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 22, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda leather is the best kind.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 22, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I would have lost my mind if he was safe there

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that was a good play by Panda.

by Uncle Russel on Jul 22, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play Panda

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 22, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that was ..hmm.. exciting.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Jul 22, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

If he had gotten on base there

I would have bought thrown my dog out the window

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 22, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

…what?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 22, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Polish? Hot link?

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Jul 22, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please don’t go Michael Vick on your dog……

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I once threw a mouse off of a 2nd floor balcony.
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.
.
.
.
.
damn thing died on me in the middle of a report I was creating.

by Merope on Jul 22, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

My old cat killed a mouse and stuck it in my shoe!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 22, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

We now have a pet skink. The cat kept catching it in the backyard, we kept letting it go, and the cat kept catching it. Last time she caught it, she left the poor thing (1) in the living room and (2) with no tail. So we are keeping it until it’s tail grows back.

by Merope on Jul 22, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read this as “pet skunk”, which was much more interesting.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet.

I didn’t even know there was such a thing as a skink until we looked it up online.
California Herps is very helpful for identifying unknown crawly things.

by Merope on Jul 22, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablos thinking.....

damn, i might be the only one here next year )

by Timmy Cain on Jul 22, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

not named timmycain

by jobrien9 on Jul 22, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont show it again

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

McCann will get the run in

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Martin!!!

by Merope on Jul 22, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

nice pitch.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 22, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD goggles!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 22, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Sit Down!

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Jul 22, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like what I would say after successfully suing McDonalds

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lawyers should trash talk after winning cases. And do victory dances,

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 22, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spike their briefcases?

by Merope on Jul 22, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

We do. Just in the office afterwards.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it guy

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

That was filthy

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 22, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD MCCANN

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 22, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Mr. McCann, you should probably be seated for this.

Ted Wood.

by dangjackson on Jul 22, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim timmons parents hate him so much.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 22, 2009 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha

More like McCants.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 22, 2009 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Umm

Wrong blog? There’s baseball on.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 22, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

no there isn’t…

—Escobar homerun… game over

by Merope on Jul 22, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, now there isn’t.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 22, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please direct this comment to Niners Nation.

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

To spell Gore with ?

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Jul 22, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRIKES

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2009 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim doesn't know how to win anymore

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 22, 2009 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL OPEN BASE

Walks yay

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

That wasn’t the guy to walk!

by superk1ng on Jul 22, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Walking Anderson is quite a feat.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 22, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Commute over

Chiming in to say STFDx6

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 22, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

I am angry.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 22, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 22, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

bleh, there goes my evening

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 22, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT THAT'S FUCK

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck it I’m going back out to the truck to drive around some more. I’m sorry I ever came home.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 22, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 22, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

thisisn’thappeningthisisn’thappeningthisisn’thappeningthisisn’thappeningthisisn’thappeningthisisn’thappeningthisisn’thappeningthisisn’thappeningthisisn’thappeningthisisn’thappeningthisisn’thappeningthisisn’thappeningthisisn’thappeningthisisn’thappeningthisisn’thappeningthisisn’thappeningthisisn’thappeningthisisn’thappeningthisisn’thappeningthisisn’thappeningthisisn’thappeningthisisn’thappeningthisisn’thappeningthisisn’thappeningthisisn’thappeningthisisn’thappeningthisisn’thappeningthisisn’thappeningthisisn’thappening

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jul 22, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

And now Im done

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK.

THIS IS A HORRIBLE DAY.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 22, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that takes the fun out of things.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Jul 22, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Does anyone on here know how to tie a noose?

by Uncle Russel on Jul 22, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate the second half

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 22, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS WHY YOU DONT WALK SHITTY HITTERS!

by superk1ng on Jul 22, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s it for me. Good thing we are getting a free preview to the MLB Extra Innings package.

by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Enjoy the rest of this poop festival guys

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Any good, new stuff on Hulu?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 22, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Well if the pitching isn’t gonna show up…

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 22, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s only at 91? oh noes! :(

by peetah on Jul 22, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Um

Was that doorbell from Atlanta’s stadium?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 22, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha i totally heard that and went and checked the door. i was really confused.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 22, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, I don’t have a doorbell.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 22, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have a door?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 22, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why yes, yes I do.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 22, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that’s something.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 22, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard that too.
Wierdos.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 22, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone photoshop Timmy into this.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 22, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Was just a matter of time before the lack of offense made the pitching staff crack.

The King Of Bling

by cybermaldonado on Jul 22, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

couldnt bail them out all of the year

by antshar on Jul 22, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT THE GINATS HAVE PITCHERZ

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 22, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy seems to not like hot humidity.

The King Of Bling

by cybermaldonado on Jul 22, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Or even regular humidity.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 22, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Homeruns

Both Timmy and Jonathan pitched/are pitching pretty well. It’s the homeruns that are killing/killed them.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 22, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Well yeah…

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 22, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are these "homeruns" you speak of?

They seem pretty cool. Maybe the Giants should try using them when they bat.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 22, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we borrow some of the A's runs?

They’re letting 14 of them go to waste.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jul 22, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

:::::sticks DVD of Sanchez’ no hitter in DVD player. Watches that instead::::::

by SFGuy on Jul 22, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Game Over

Colorado beckons ominously. This road trip is already an unqualified disaster

by VidaWantsYourCar on Jul 22, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

It could be worse. It could be way worse.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Jul 22, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

a woman could cut off your penis and throw it out the window of a moving vehicle.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 22, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

well yes.
Or Giants turning up injured could stop being the unimportant ones for this team’s future.
Or Sabean makes a desprate trade..

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Jul 22, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

True story: a friend of mine went to her for manicures sometime after this. She was apparently good with sharp objects.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be worse.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s that “mom” who killed herself and her kid at Mt Diablo today: that’s worse.

by Merope on Jul 22, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just horrible.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even my grim sense of humor can’t laugh at that.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Jul 22, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Giants,
STOP SUCKING!!!
Thanks,
A Fan

by Merope on Jul 22, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 22, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ted Wood?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 22, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Balls, I go into the other room and do some work and I come back to this

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 22, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, I’m out of here. Dinner time.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 22, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re not winning another game for the rest of this road trip.

by Natto on Jul 22, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Now, now, there’s always tomorrow…
What? Zito’s pitching?
Crap.

by Merope on Jul 22, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/listens to “Sloop John B”

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jul 22, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to go home.

by Natto on Jul 22, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Find some work to do and forget the game.

by SFGuy on Jul 22, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It works for Bochy

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 22, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are lyrics from the song.

by Natto on Jul 22, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although I do want to go home…

by Natto on Jul 22, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

time to go sweep out the garage

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 22, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I NEED VALIUM.
Why do I never have Valium?

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 22, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Cy Jurgens

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 22, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Another hard hit ball right at somebody. Awesome

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 22, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

this.

meh.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 22, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

SELL! SELL! SELL?

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 22, 2009 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

You do realize the list he would start selling is Maddison, Alderson, Anvil and go from there ..

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Jul 22, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

this team has been so bad this series….worse than the Natinals

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 22, 2009 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

If I was Lincecum,

I would plead Bochy to let me play short.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 22, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s the Giants’ babip this road trip, it’s getting ridiculous now.

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 22, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 22, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, they couldn’t find a Bip picture of him actually playing third?

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 22, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow i was hella wrong. i had sweet lou.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 22, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

If you were talking about the AFLAC trivia, it was easy because why else would they ask it if it didn’t involve the Giants.

by SFGuy on Jul 22, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i kinda realized that, i just wasn’t aware that mcgraw had such a temper.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 22, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The stories of him in the book Crazy ’08 paint a much different picture

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 22, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it just me or does ryan church look like the frontman from reel big fish?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 22, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH THIS GAME

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 22, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LINCECOLUM

(Cry out loud)

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 22, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

timmy looks troubled

by antshar on Jul 22, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

That blunt attempt went up in smoke.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Jul 22, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh shucky darns… I have to leave now.

by Merope on Jul 22, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Natto

can you post the link to the full-size MLB player photos from MLB.com? I’ve got some Photoshopping to do, and I don’t have that bookmark on my work laptop.

Pretty please?

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 22, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

They changed it so it doesn’t work anymore.

by Natto on Jul 22, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF IS GOING ON THIS GAME

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 22, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

The gravitational pull of 79 cannot be resisted.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Jul 22, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

fail is going on in this game.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 22, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am shocked

every time someone hits Timmy hard

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 22, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

who is this imposter its not timmy!!!

by antshar on Jul 22, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

and why is he melting?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 22, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been melting since the first inning, before the first pitch.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 22, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he’s little and probably lost a good 10 pounds since the first inning.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 22, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, good. Medders will save us.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 22, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, what a nice game I’ve stumbled upon.

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jul 22, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate saves…er…doesn’t make worse the day!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 22, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you Nate

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 22, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice catch Meat

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 22, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

MMmmmmm Meat

I could use a nice steak.

by SFGuy on Jul 22, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when Lincecum threw 97? Yeah me too. :(

by Hobbes2d on Jul 22, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeeze, to us, one run we could come back from, but now you put up 4 and it just seems impossible…

by PiKAgiant on Jul 22, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!
Still hemmoraging, but a little less quickly.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 22, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate being lured into thinking this team can contend.

by out machine on Jul 22, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m sick of this Chevron commercial.

by Natto on Jul 22, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

ahahaha backlash.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 22, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Oops. I just did that

by SFGuy on Jul 22, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

repost FAIL

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 22, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL @ Chronicle Live. Best they can do for football training camp starting is to get Joe Nedney on. Bwahahahaha!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 22, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe Nedney is the shit

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 22, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kick Me Nedney!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 22, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Patrick Willis is the shit. Nedney is just a kicker.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 22, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Pounding his hands.”

tmi

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 22, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

The organ music is starting to piss me off.

by Natto on Jul 22, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

its worse than the Dodgers.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 22, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NATE!

The one time he doesn’t hack the pitch is right on the black.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 22, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Our young guys kinda suck.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 22, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

EDIT

Our young guys kinda suck.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 22, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you should see our old guys.

by out machine on Jul 22, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S A GIANT FAILSPLOSION!

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jul 22, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

That could be Uribe’s biography.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 22, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Uribe

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jul 22, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring him up. We need some offense

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 22, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can he play 1B when on days he’s not pitching

by DFAAurillia on Jul 22, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

call him up, new clean-up hitter

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 22, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

So that’s where our offense went :D

by Hobbes2d on Jul 22, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT, JASON HEYWARD

by Natto on Jul 22, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Tim Timmons” is an awesome name. Just like how “Johnny Johnson” and “Jimmy James” are awesome.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jul 22, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember John Johnstone?

by SFGuy on Jul 22, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to punch Tim Timmons in the neck.

by out machine on Jul 22, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to school with a John Johnson.

by Natto on Jul 22, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it as good as “Cool Deep Bath”?

I swear to god that is the name of some kid who went to school with my cousin in San Mateo.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 22, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to go home! I can’t believe I’ll miss the rest of this game!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 22, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Jake Tapper as much as I hate the Atlanta Braves

by DFAAurillia on Jul 22, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Lucy, i’m ho-ome.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 22, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

No wonder Scott Garrelts was injury prone….how do you warm up? “Easy! I just start throwing as hard as I can!”

by Hobbes2d on Jul 22, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

“And then for some inexplicable reason, my arm fell off”

by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 22, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

did Timmy just say “bitch”?

by shanghaijim on Jul 22, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought that too.

It made me laugh.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jul 22, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not watching. Did he really say that?

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He mouthed something as he walked off the mound and it looked to me like it was “bitch”. Then he studiously looked away.

by shanghaijim on Jul 22, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

When does Wishful Drinking end it’s run?

by SFGuy on Jul 22, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

When the hell is Leia’s show going to come and go?

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jul 22, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Porcello gave up 5 runs in 5 IP yesterday and he’s gonna get the win..Timmy has no hope for a win

by DFAAurillia on Jul 22, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Well...

…at least we’re consistent.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 22, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

They're doing the wave.

Fuck my life.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 22, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

the media at the Obama press conference?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well played.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 22, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

no they’re just asking stupid questions

by DFAAurillia on Jul 22, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

“President Obama, How did you become so awesome?”

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even Braves fans know

this game is already in the bag D:

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 22, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Giant offense

Don’t make me release my flying monkeys

Photobucket

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 22, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

So if you waaaaaant to fi-yind me

LOOOOOOOOOOOK TO THE WESTERN SKYYYYY

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 22, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what it’s like having a real offense.

by Natto on Jul 22, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy coulda done that.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 22, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

If my math is correct

Giants’ BABIP since the AS Break, not including this inning: .006

Just kidding: .242

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jul 22, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

daddy? is that you?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 22, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just dont get it, was it the break that just really screwed everything up or is this what we were meant to be?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 22, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

we’re regressing to the FAIL

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 22, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the break certainly killed some of their momentum.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 22, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe we should all just play online poker.

by SFGuy on Jul 22, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

One hit. One god damn hit.

by SFGuy on Jul 22, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

So the Giants clearly need a shot in the arm, is it too late to trade for Holliday? I was against the idea before, but now that I think about it, it might not be too bad. Can package Alderson, Frandsen, Lewis and an arm or two for 2 1/2 months of Holliday plus offer him arbitration, which he won’t accept. He either signs with Giants or walks and the Giants get 3 picks in the top 45.

I think it’s worth the risk. Plus it would be nice to have a hitter who doesn’t hack at slop constantly.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 22, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

well on top of that wouldn’t you imagine he’d want a TON of money and a long term deal? Are we even sure the Giants would fork over money for him? i would be down for it

by PiKAgiant on Jul 22, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, if he’s not signed, then we get 3 picks in the top 45 selections, which will help restock whatever we lost in the farm system. With John Barr and Sabes recent drafts, I like our odds to get some good prospects out of that.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 22, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

but if the Giants are willing to do that anyway, why not wait until the offseason? To win now?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Giants would have a better chance to sign if he played for them for the rest of the year. Otherwise you have teams with deeper pockets that will go after him.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 22, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

that might be true, but more likely it will come down to the biggest bid. He’s a boras client and will test the market no matter what and won’t be giving any discounts.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I don’t expect a discount, I just think if he were a Giant he would actually CONSIDER resigning here, whereas if he isn’t and becomes a FA he’ll just look at the Mets, Yankees, Sox, Angels etc. And not us.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 22, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well the way i look at it, is how do we know we will be at the same position next year? We have the wild card within our grasps and right now we’re just sittin back and letting it go by… I’m not saying we should give up the whole farm to get Holliday but they should do something for a proven hitter

by PiKAgiant on Jul 22, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

there are never guarantees. But if that’s the attitude then we should be trading Posey and Bumgarner and Neal and Crawford and the whole lot for Holliday, Halladay and Rios and Sanchez, etc.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea i see where you’re goin with it, guess the frustration is making me think wrong, look, all i’m saying is that there is no way we should be trading away studs in our farm system which has taken us quite a few years to finally be top in the league, but what are we supposed to do? Other than give up prospects which i wouldnt do at all…

by PiKAgiant on Jul 22, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really never expected the team to be contenders with this particular team. If we have a winning season with this team, then it is a successful season, AND we have a group of studs coming up to replace the subpar guys we have now.

I mean, I’d like to make a trade as much as anyone, but standing pat is better than doing something dumb and short-sighted. I’m in it for the long haul. I hope the team sticks to the rebuilding plan they’ve been going with and not be too tempted by immediate gratification.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem I’m having is that rebuilding is just so risky. The odds of making a true contender are better now than sitting back and hoping the prospects work out.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 22, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

rebuilding is risky, but it’s more cost effective, which improves our chances of resigning our own guys instead of wasting big money on the Zitos, Renterias and Rowands of the world. This org has been an utter failure at trying to buy a championship, and the best way to go is to win consistently is to develop the studs and supplement with free agents and do some intelligent trading of younger unproven players (not necessarily top prospects) for those parts. We’re off to a good start, but patience is required and there are no guarantees anyway which way you do it.

Anyway, overreacting to a bad road trip isn’t going to lead to good decisions.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, agreed, i didn’t see this team as much of anything either, like i said it just gets at my head sometimes.

Plus i totally agree, makes no sense to get a short term solution and give up studs in the system, all i’m hoping for now is that these bats will at least pick it up and start hitting something. Just depressing, but i agree with you

by PiKAgiant on Jul 22, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. I suspect Arizona will not suck next year assuming Webb comes back healthy, and some of their guys who are injured/regressed will have bounceback seasons.

So we’ll have even more competition within the division.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 22, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cardinals just traded Chris Duncan for Julio Lugo????

I don’t know if this has already been mentioned….. but maybe they would be willing to take one of our LHH outfielders off our hands to replace Duncan. Any Cardinal prospects that we would want?

by OTTOMATIC on Jul 22, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Red Sox are paying all of Lugos salary

by DFAAurillia on Jul 22, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has been a few times.

by Natto on Jul 22, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brett Wallace and Colby Rasmus for K-Fred. GET ER DONE GIANTZ BRAZZ!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 22, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’ve got some serious young heat in the bullpen.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 22, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back. Up. The. Truck. Keep Pablo. The rest of these “hitters” are free to go.

by out machine on Jul 22, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Finally a proper use for Howry

Still in despair.
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by Zetsuboushita on Jul 22, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

doorstop? paperweight?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 22, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN did their little around the minors today and said they expect Posey to be our 2010 opening day starter at catcher…You guys agree?

I think he’ll be a May call up

by DFAAurillia on Jul 22, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

i fuckin hope so.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 22, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking somewhere around June 1.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

June 3.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 22, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner adds a single to his grand slam. .429 average!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 22, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Good high school hitter.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 22, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

A good high school hitter or two would be an improvement right about now.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 22, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRYCE HARPER! FIND A LOOPHOLE GIANTS BRASS!!!!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 22, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good luck with that temperamental toaster!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 22, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo hasn’t looked very good during this road trip.

by Natto on Jul 22, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Only confirming this is a teamwide slump. It’ll pass…eventually.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 22, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

who has? randy winn and…….?

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 22, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo Sandovlol

.200 hitter… AT BEST

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 22, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

yea we’ve had like 7 of them this week, haven’t you been paying attention?

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 22, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

too bad I already bought mine

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 22, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it possible for them to be free?

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 22, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie...

The only thing standing between the Giants and a perfect game thrown against them.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 22, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy says “That’s why I have Bengie batting 4th”

by SFGuy on Jul 22, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

9 Strikeouts for Jergens

by out machine on Jul 22, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

It seems like every game this road trip the opposing pitcher has thrown up double digit strikeouts

by OTTOMATIC on Jul 22, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Soviet Russia, potato bake you!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 22, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

note to press: these pitchers aren’t really very good. It’s just that the Giants suck.

by shanghaijim on Jul 22, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Jair is pretty darn good.

by Natto on Jul 22, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is Tommy Hanson.

And Maholm.

And Lowe.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 22, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This pitcher is pretty good.

by SFGuy on Jul 22, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s both..Jair is good and the Giants suck….timmy really made one crucial bad pitch…Who cares anyway it looks like we aren’t gonna score

by DFAAurillia on Jul 22, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tomorrow morning will be so awesome when we lose, and I have to think about it for the rest of the day.

by Natto on Jul 22, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing i will be in class…

by PiKAgiant on Jul 22, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be in meetings all day in Sacramento. Yea.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 22, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody near Dodger Stadium, tonight is Manny Ramirez bobblehead night.

by SFGuy on Jul 22, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Why would any of us want that?

by Natto on Jul 22, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would require going to Dodger Stadium.

by Natto on Jul 22, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

and he’s sitting out tonight

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 22, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

...



And you’re posting this on a Giants blog because…?

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are who they thought we were.

Don’t gut the system Sabean, it’s not worth it this year.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 22, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

If any of you have NFL network, they’re showing the America’s Game of the 1994 Niners Super Bowl

by DFAAurillia on Jul 22, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

This is definitely getting me pumped for some niner football

by PiKAgiant on Jul 22, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great

Wishful Drinking again

by SFGuy on Jul 22, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

i think it’s set an appropriate tone for this road trip

by sliderinthedirt on Jul 22, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The show runs until July 23rd, suck it up.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 22, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

the curse of princess leia

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 22, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was driving by Indio a few years back and I turned on the local radio station- they announced it was Donald Trump bobblehead day at the nearby trump 29 casino. There was no way I was gonna miss out on that bobblehead!

The King Of Bling

by cybermaldonado on Jul 22, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

we’re gonna have to watch this Epic Fail in the morning

by Timmy Cain on Jul 22, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Make a move or something, God damn.

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I give up on this game.

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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by Zetsuboushita on Jul 22, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I gave up after the first run.

by Natto on Jul 22, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

can we please, for once, square up a fastball down the middle?!

by sliderinthedirt on Jul 22, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe that’ll wake ishi up

by sliderinthedirt on Jul 22, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa Ishi, careful

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 22, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I love that the Mets have been struggling to beat the Nationals (and failing).

by Natto on Jul 22, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants couldnt beat the Nationals right now

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That goes without saying.

by Natto on Jul 22, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

just like Charlie Brown

friggin priceliess

by Timmy Cain on Jul 22, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

one lousy hit?!?!

that’s all we got?
one lousy hit?

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 22, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

We suck much ass.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

suck, suck, suckity, suck

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 22, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course it’s not a homer.

by Natto on Jul 22, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

of course

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 22, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip fail.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 22, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

XANTHAN WUZ RITE!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 22, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit. Even a crushed ball doesn’t get out.

by out machine on Jul 22, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

he had to reach for it a little

by sliderinthedirt on Jul 22, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip jinxed it

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 22, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m sure glad Matt Downs is with the team.

by Natto on Jul 22, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

matt downs = warning track power

by sliderinthedirt on Jul 22, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Downs in another quickie ab

by out machine on Jul 22, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Barry Zito=stopper……..ughhh

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 22, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

PH OBP!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 22, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

CSN jinx

They listed Lincecum’s career numbers vs. the Braves.

by SFGuy on Jul 22, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

For some reason I assumed that it was one of our pitchers who just gave up a walk.

by Natto on Jul 22, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

As utterly hopeless as this game seems...

It’s amazing to think that Winn represents the tying run.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 22, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry I meant Bowker

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 22, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no such thing as a Giants tying run, that would require a home run

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

somebody put this roadtrip back in 2008 where it belongs

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 22, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Ratto says give him a new contract!!

I say kick him upstairs and get a real GM, something Sabean hasn’t been since 2002.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 22, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

The San Francisco Outside Festival will be at Golden Gate Park on August 28-30 lead by Pearl Jam, Dave Matthews Band and Beastie Boys.

Anyone going to that?

by SFGuy on Jul 22, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

do you have to take a time machine back to 1995 to get there?

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 22, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pass.

I worked security at the Tibetan Freedom Concert (97?) and that was enough GGP festival for a lifetime for me.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 22, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure the Beastie Boys won’t actually be there.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 22, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d heard they cancelled. Isn’t one of their peoples fighting cancer?

by Merope on Jul 22, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Went to Jay's Cheesteak (I had seitan though, no meat thank you)

What did I miss?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 22, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

WE SCORED A RUN!!!!!!

by Natto on Jul 22, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY WE SCORED!!!

by SFGuy on Jul 22, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh snap.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 22, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy Moly!

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 22, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, the tying run is at the plate? How did this happen?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 22, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

That...

….was classy

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 22, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

of course it was on an infield hit

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 22, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit! A run!

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Steve Young is the man..I love this America’s Game..Wake me when the giants score 2 runs

by DFAAurillia on Jul 22, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the clutch strikeout!

by Natto on Jul 22, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Not quite.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 22, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

what would gamer do?

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 22, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

That killed it

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Why are the Giants?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Good question.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 22, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 22, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

These girls on the CSN commercial should tell Wilson to stop being a douche.

by SFGuy on Jul 22, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

thats literally exactly what I think every time that commercial comes on

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 22, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m an idiot.
I thought maybe a miracle would happen and Timmy’s loss would be gone.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 22, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

HATE BACK ON.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 22, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

was waiting for the bloop and the blast (from bowker). Bochy killed it.

by khenderson on Jul 22, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I also wanted to see Bowker hit there.

Not that I was especially optimistic. But pinch-hitting Rowand there, in his 0-for-20 slump is just completely idiotic.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 22, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think if I watch this 94 America’s game long enough I can convince myself that this is what the Niners team is going to be this year?

by DFAAurillia on Jul 22, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

nope….the 94 team is better at every single position, except maybe kicker

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 22, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

possibly MLB

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 22, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got home. I was going to watch the game, but now I’m not so sure.

VOTE SANDOVAL
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 22, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t recommend it.

by Natto on Jul 22, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fu…forget the game.

by SFGuy on Jul 22, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do it. reverse jinx.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 22, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

get out while you can

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 22, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

watching paint dry

more entertaining then our offense

by Timmy Cain on Jul 22, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of your username...

Ever heard of this place?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 22, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need to trade for this guy! Escobar would be nice in our infield

by OTTOMATIC on Jul 22, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

my dead grandmother would be nice in our infield.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 22, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better range than Rent!!

GINATS BRASSZ GIT IT DUNN!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 22, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many runs is this so far on the road trip 9 in 6 games?

by DFAAurillia on Jul 22, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

Adopted father of the prettiest player in the organization, Nestor Rojas.

by stealth snail on Jul 22, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

almost like that chipper jones guy has done that before

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 22, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Next game I am going to try and reverse jinx Pablo by benching him on my fantasy team.

The King Of Bling

by cybermaldonado on Jul 22, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

same here, my Pablo/Longoria 3b combo that was dominating the first half for me is killing me now

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 22, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vote 4 Pablo

I clocked 300 votes during lunch today. I hope he makes it in.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 22, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

been so long

ive forgotten Kuipers home run call

by Timmy Cain on Jul 22, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Brent Jones had 1/4 of the athletic ability of Vernon Davis and he was infinitely better

by DFAAurillia on Jul 22, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesnt matter about the athletic ability it’s a matter of how you use it, you can be strong as hell and not do shit… agreed with you there

by PiKAgiant on Jul 22, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 22, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate..

… you are a True American.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 22, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

it aint over!

Adopted father of the prettiest player in the organization, Nestor Rojas.

by stealth snail on Jul 22, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi. The Last of His Tribe.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 22, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

still aint over!

Adopted father of the prettiest player in the organization, Nestor Rojas.

by stealth snail on Jul 22, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Miller

“The only question was: would it stay up a little TOO long?”

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 22, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

= kiss hope goodbye.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 22, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the game over yet? I gave up on it a long time ago.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Another run!

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Xanthan’s rep on the line here?

by khenderson on Jul 22, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

that was the pitch

Adopted father of the prettiest player in the organization, Nestor Rojas.

by stealth snail on Jul 22, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the K to end it

by DFAAurillia on Jul 22, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fuck were you swinging at??

by SFGuy on Jul 22, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Tums / Pepto / Rolaids smoothie, coming right up!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 22, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't forget the valium

Adopted father of the prettiest player in the organization, Nestor Rojas.

by stealth snail on Jul 22, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito will save us! Wait a minute…..

by DFAAurillia on Jul 22, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

The next Giants loss begins tomorrow at 10:10AM on Comcast Sports Net.

by SFGuy on Jul 22, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS ROAD TRIP

FUCKING SUCKS

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course…

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 22, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, no one knew A-ribe was gonna swing at shit and not come up with a clutch hit.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 22, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

XANTHAN WAS WRONG

by SFGuy on Jul 22, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Who’s the scapegoat for this one?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 22, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

the offensive offense..Some teams win games when they give up 4 runs

by DFAAurillia on Jul 22, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listening to this tomorrow’s game at work in the morning, good idea: yes or no?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 22, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

no

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 22, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 22, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

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