Picking an All-Star Team
Have you ever tried to fill out an All-Star roster? The way it’s supposed to be, with one All-Star from every team? This is my first try.
Good gravy. It sucks. You know what, A’s and Cubs? You screw everything up. Go away.
My feeble attempt, after spending more than an hour staring at stats and rosters:
NL
Brian McCann
Yadier Molina
Albert Pujols
Adrian Gonzalez
Joey Votto
Prince Fielder
Chase Utley
Freddy Sanchez
Orlando Hudson
Hanley Ramirez
Miguel Tejada
David Wright
Ryan Zimmerman
Pablo Sandoval
Raul Ibanez
Hunter Pence
Ryan Braun
Brad Hawpe
Justin Upton
Carlos Beltran
Tim Lincecum
Matt Cain
Dan Haren
Yovani Gallardo
Josh Johnson
Chad Billingsley
Javier Vazquez
Ted Lilly
Jonny Cueto
Joel Pineiro
Heath Bell
Jonathan Broxton
Francisco Rodriguez
AL:Victor Martinez
Joe Mauer
Mike Napoli
Kevin Youkilis
Miguel Cabrera
Mark Teixeira
Russell Branyan
Ben Zobrist
Ian Kinsler
Derek Jeter
Jason Bartlett
Evan Longoria
Scott Rolen
Torii Hunter
Ichiro!
Nick Markakis
Carl Crawford
Jason Bay
Johnny Damon
Jermaine Dye
Zach Grienke
Roy Halladay
Justin Verlander
Felix Hernandez
Cliff Lee
Dallas Braden
Josh Beckett
Jered Weaver
Kevin Slowey
Bobby Jenks
Jonathan Papelbon
Joe Nathan
Mariano Rivera
Don’t like it? Your pet player didn’t make it? I missed someone so obvious it hurts? I don’t care. This was beyond a waste of my time. This player can’t make the team because that team needs a representative. This player has to make the team because he leads the league in home runs, but that would mean there are a zillion players at one position. This catcher needs to make it because you can’t have just one catcher.
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
I’m assuming the managers for each team will feel the same way. And they won’t care about the criticism either, as they’ll have spent seventeen hours doing the same damned thing I was just doing.
Ahem.
Your All-Star picks, if you would. Note that the rosters are up to 33 players now, which is 20 position players and 13 pitchers.
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No Manny or Lastings Milledge…having people who dont belong on the All Star Team is half the fun of the game itself. Hope the NL doesnt blow it again
Pablo to win the homerun derb!
by _Joe_ on Jul 2, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Question...
how does Carlos Beltran’s DL status affect the roster? Assuming he’s still voted as the starter, is Manuel allowed to pick an extra player to be a replacement?
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jul 2, 2009 2:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
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by Natto on Jul 2, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aaron Rowand could be his replacement. He’s 3rd in CF OPS
by superk1ng on Jul 2, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Kemp would probably have to be ahead of him… but after that, maybe…
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jul 2, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Ibanez is injured, too.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 2, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m such a huge fan of them expanding the rosters to 33! Pair that up with one representative from every team, and as Mr. Incredible once said, they keep finding new ways to celebrate mediocrity.
I'm thinking but nothing's happening.
by JRPhillips on Jul 2, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just have a tough time imagining Chipper Jones not on the team. He’s had a 1.000 OPS for three straight seasons. Even though he’s off that page a little bit this year, I think he gets picked on past accomplishments.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jul 2, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
to me, he fits the definition of “All Star”
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 2, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alright, then bump off, let’s see…
ORLANDO HUDSON
Hey, that felt good.
by Grant on Jul 2, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My picks for starters
NL
C Brian McCann
1B Albert Pujols
2B Chase Utley
SS Hanley Ramirez
3B David Wright
OF Ryan Braun
OF Brad Hawpe
OF Raul Ibanez
SP Tim Lincecum
AL
C Joe Mauer
1B Kevin Youkilis
2B Aaron Hill
SS Derek Jeter
3B Evan Longoria
OF Torii Hunter
OF Ichiro Suzuki
OF Nick Markakis
SP Zack Greinke
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by Natto on Jul 2, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
On the plus side, all those restrictions didn’t keep Grant from taking Ben Zobrist.
Phew. I was worried.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jul 2, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What is likely going to happen:
NL
Manny & the Dodgers
AL
The Yankees & Red Sox
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 2, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Aaron Hill is developing into a solid middle infielder. If Rolen wasn’t having such a solid season I would make that swap.
Wisconsin: Famous for dairy, Ryan Rohlinger and not much else.
by Scottsdale on Jul 2, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What team has the most all-stars 25 years of age and under? Wait a second… No… The San Francisco Giants? Really! Does that mean we’ve done something right?
by I'm_a_Man on Jul 2, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I filled my ballot out yesterday. I couldn’t talk myself out of voting for Matt Kemp.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
by oldjacket on Jul 2, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You should have let me try.
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by Natto on Jul 2, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's good...
he’s a punk, and he’s a dodger, but he’s good
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jul 2, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I know
I can never bring myself to vote for a Dodger though.
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by Natto on Jul 2, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that’s pretty much how the conversation with myself went.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
by oldjacket on Jul 2, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he’s a dodger
That should be all you need to not vote for him.
by The Double Deuce on Jul 2, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll always shop around the ballot for anyone who’s close enough to good enough so I don’t have to vote for a Dodger. I just won’t do it.
I'm thinking but nothing's happening.
by JRPhillips on Jul 2, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actively support this boycott.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 2, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, in the 17 seconds I spent trying to do this before giving up I found out that Ben Zobrist has been really, really , really good. I mean, I knew he was having a great year, but the man is one Pujols away from being the best hitter in the majors, and has definitely been the best player in the AL. Statheads around the world are going to be upset when he loses the MVP to Youkilis.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jul 2, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’ll watch the All-Star game but I’m not going to spend any outside time thinking about it.
I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.
by Norm Median on Jul 2, 2009 3:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ha ha
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 2, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BEES?!
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by Natto on Jul 2, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
get Nick Cage on it!
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
by oldjacket on Jul 2, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THEYRE IN MY EYES
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jul 3, 2009 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Needs moar birds.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 2, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Hey, get off my field. Bad bees! Bad!
Ow. OWW! Oh, they’re defending themselves somehow!"
Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 2, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s set to automatically publish soon.
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by Natto on Jul 2, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/7/2/936085/open-gamethread-7-2
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by Natto on Jul 2, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AL
C V. Martinez, CLE
1B M. Teixeira, NYY
2B A. Hill, TOR
3B E. Longoria, TB
SS J. Bartlett, TB
OF J. Bay, BOS
OF T. Hunter, LAA
OF I. Suzuki, SEA
BENCH
C
J. Mauer MIN
IF
M. Cabrera DET
I. Kinsler TEX
C. Figgins LAA
J. Morneau MIN
M. Young TEX
OF
N. Markakis BAL
C. Crawford TB
J. Dye CHW
J. Ellsbury BOS
J. Cust OAK
PITCHERS
Z. Greinke, KC (Starter)
R. Halladay, TOR
K. Slowey, MIN
T. Wakefield, BOS
A. Bailey OAK
D. Aardsma SEA
J. Beckett BOS
F Hernandez SEA
K. Millwood TEX
B. Fuentes LAA
J. Nathan MIN
J. Pabelbon BOS
M. Palmer LAA
NL
C B. McCann, ATL
1B A. Pujols, STL
2B C. Utley, PHI
3B D. Wright, NYM
SS H. Ramirez, FLA
OF R. Braun, MIL
OF C. Beltran, NYM
OF B. Hawpe, COL
BENCH
C
B. Molina SF
IF
P. Sandoval SF
M. Tejada HOU
R. Zimmerman WAS
F. Sanchez PIT
O. Hudson LAD
A Gonzalez SD
OF
M. Kemp LAD
A Eithier LAD
R. Ibanez PHI
J. Bruce CIN
PITCHERS
T. Lincecum SF (Starter)
M. Cain SF
D. Haren ARI
U. Jimenez COL
J. Peavy SD
A. Wainwright STL
T. Lilly CHC
J. Santana NYM
J. Marquis COL
J. Cueto CIN
H. Bell SD
F. Rodriguez NYM
J. Broxton LAD
by Classy_Argonaut on Jul 2, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Adam Jones
Got the shaft. Big time.
Not jponry.
by jpo on Jul 2, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
jones>than markakis
wish we had him.
Not jponry.
by jpo on Jul 2, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And to think
we could have had him and Wladimir Balentien for Matt Morris and Barry Bonds ;_;
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jul 3, 2009 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i really like balentin.
we should make a small time trade for him now. sanchez and lewis.
Not jponry.
by jpo on Jul 3, 2009 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see no one picking Ryan Franklin…I had no idea he was having such a great season til I heard Jon Miller going over his numbers on the radio tonight.
by SFGiantsD on Jul 2, 2009 11:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CY YOUNG
TIM LINCECUM SHOULD WIN CY YOUNG AWARD FOR 2ND STRAIGHT YEAR.
by capt redeye on Jul 5, 2009 3:59 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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