All Star GameThread IV
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IT'S ALL ABOUT THE ROOSEVELTS BAY BAY
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
i’d much rather see Panda v. Papelbon than this werthless jerk
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
McCann looks like a damn lumberjack
ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!
old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
OMG INTIMIDATING CLOSER FACE

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
O face
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
He has the Rowand stance going. HES POOPIN!!
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
Worst team in the AL, imo.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
0_o
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."
Just wanted to see what its like saying that to a team that isnt the Giants. Not that great.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I SURE HOPE DAVID WRIGHTS NON-LEADERSHIP DOESN’T RUB OFF ONTO MATT CAIN
Judgment Day is coming
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look at what it did to Lincecum. Hopefully, Cain will escape unscathed.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
WERTHLESS
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
I remember those!
ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!
old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
INVISIBLE KNEE TO THE GROIN
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 14, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
his dad brought him up well!
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 14, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Heath Bell is going to screw up like Hoffman did before.
Judgment Day is coming
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When Tim Lincecum goes there.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
If*. I hope Timmy never leaves.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
UPNOT
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
I want the NL to win but I love Curtis Granderson.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
Question
What AL player was just standing behind Verlander with a Leo Zodiac sign tattoo on his neck?
by Sandoval Stays Suckafree on Jul 14, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
Crawford?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
This is extremely lame.. You can’t IBB a guy, esp if it’s going to be his only AB
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
OPEN BASE
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
this is why the game should not count
no intentional walks should ever occour in the all star game
by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 14, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
Did they ever IBB Barry? Not Zito, Bonds.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
/holds up PITCH TO BARRY sign
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
/reminisces on that one time I owned one of those rubber chicken
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I had one at one point. I have no idea what happened to it.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Cliffsnotes
All about the Roosevelts baby
Creepy bald guy
Some baseball stuff
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
Buckjobs
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Be thankful you missed creepy bald guy.
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Lots of new posters, amirite?
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 14, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Just this one...

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 14, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Do we know who’s closing for each team?
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
Atticus Finch and Harvey Birdman.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 14, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Adam Jones has never been on an all star team ANYWHERE? WTF? I thought every big leaguer was a little league all star
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
Heath Bell
I bet Adam Jones has been on a TON
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
I thought Bell would have been on some Beer League Softball all star teams
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
thought Bell would have been on some Beer League Softball all star teams
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
right
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
You misheard, it was Heath Bell
Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems
by Scooter Ellis on Jul 14, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Did he say this?
lincecum said ‘im going to drink alot of fluids…make sure im hydrated…and cain is going to make me stay in my room all night’….after missing last years game with a hangover
by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
yes
There was also a crack about having Cain keep him on a leash.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Joe Buck wants in on that action.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
gritty at bat!
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
classy at bat then?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
tell that to Tim McCarver
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Is McCarver saying Youkalis is as good as Teix/Arod?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
if hes paid 1/3 the money he only has to be 1/3 as good!
ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!
old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Ben Zob…yes the Youk is awesome….
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 14, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
all star
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Cole Hamels wife is a playboy playmate…she is hot…she used work out at my gym, but the moved up in the world
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 14, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
It would be fun to see Wakefield try and close it out.
Judgment Day is coming
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They certainly aren’t going to put in Andrew Bailey.
Judgment Day is coming
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who?
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly what Derek Jeter said
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."
right
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
that would be amazing.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Wakefield vs Victorino
instant classic
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 14, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
they’re saving him in case the game goes 23 innings and they need someone to throw the last 8
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GRANT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Too busy fellating Wakefield and Rivera to mention poor Andrew Bailey
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
Who the hell is Andrew Bailey?
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
A’s are poor and so are their players
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
why cant the giants draft guys like joe nathan!!
GET-R-DUN giants braz!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 14, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
For the love of all that is sane, PLEASE SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS, NL.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
“He’s been dominant since being moved into the closer’s role for the Twins.”
Hasn’t he always been in the closer’s role for the Twins?
Judgment Day is coming
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Shh...
Nobody tell Buck he’s been wrong for the 23rd time today.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
having a good day
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 14, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
hacktastic
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
Needs more Ground Attack
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
this
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
HIT A FUCKING DINGER
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."
HIT A FUCKING HOMER, DAMN IT.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
HIT A FUCKING HOMER, DAMN IT.
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
How did he win the Gold Glove last year?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
b/c he’s very good on defense
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
really? wow.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Nathan is making them look pretty bad
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
of course, he is. He’s Joe Nathan, All Star Closer!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Easy to do when they swing at the first pitch all the time.
Judgment Day is coming
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did anyone else catch
Joe say “has 20 hr half way through the season, well we are past the half way mark, but its still considered the halfway point”
Umm, no Joe the half way mark is the halfway mark, the All-star break is the all star break
Minor White > Ansel Adams
Aww, leave George Will alone
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."
He's probably upset that Obama wore BLUE JEANS.
He wrote a column in the Washington Post bashing them.
by Orwell D. Catt on Jul 14, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha AGENT NED HAS DONE A WONDERFUL JOB
ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!
old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
OH GOOD ORLANDO HUDSON WILL SAVE THE DAY
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
you were saying…
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Let’s go National League player of unknown team affiliation.
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
I’m glad that McCarver has to explain what homering from both sides of the plate means.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
Adrian was chuggin
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."
looked like bengie
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 14, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
uncle chollie
runs homer.exe
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 14, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
wonderful pinch hitter. he should always pinch hit!
ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!
old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
OT:
So why is it everytime we need to flip the mattress the cat appears from out of nowhere and climbs to the top of it?
run moonshot.exe
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
why throw a strike to this hacker?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
Get out of my TV, Victorino!
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
OMG DAVE ROBERTS
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
I’ve been watching the dugout cam the entire game. He’s been bored since maybe the 3rd.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt looks so sad he can’t play
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Panda could have done that.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
he still would have hit at least a double off the bounce, though
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
fucking crap
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
I confess
I have a Howard shirt for when I attend Philly games (non giants of course)
Minor White > Ansel Adams
PHAIL
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
SHIT THAT’S FUCK
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
Common McC phrase when something horrible happens.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
*Commonly used
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Common McC phrase when something horrible happens.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
Boy, am I glad Howard was chosen to be the fourth first baseman
I don’t think Pablo could have done that, no sirree.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
What a great choice Charlie GODDAMN Manuel
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Anagram of "Ryan Howard"
HORNY AWARD
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 14, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
Joe Buck could’ve figured that out.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
not in the AL
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 14, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
lolol
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
A little later than walkoff and I, but still pertinent.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
What really sucks...
If the Giants DO make it to the World Series… home field advantage would’ve been great…
lol
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
I thought it was a 2-2-1-1-1 format
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 14, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
they should do a 1-1-1-1-1-1-1 format
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
If that's the bargain, I'll take it
…the NL losing here for the Giants in the WS.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Mike (Sacramento): Howard in that situation who is prone to strike out or Sandoval who nobody can get out?
ROB NEYER: Well, Sandoval’s not on the team, right? For which I will never forgive the responsible parties. An All-Star Game without the Panda isn’t much of an All-Star Game, in this man’s book.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
he’s not Manuel’s “guy”
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
B.Inge
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
DON’T MIND IF I DO!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
I’m still wondering about the creepy bald guy.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
it was just so random.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I just thought they were going to say who he was, but no.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
right
he was the only guy not standing…or having a facial expression
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
when I close my eyes. I see his face.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
werth. that’s all I’m gonna say.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
Aaron Rowand taught him that
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 14, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo would have had that!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
Would panda play CF on a segway?
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 14, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Werth’s lame little hop on that catch was not unlike a fifty-something-year-old Sting celebrating a guitar solo with an eight inch rock jump on a Police reunion tour.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
somewhere, rowand just spontaneously orgasmed and he doesn’t know why.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."
by BrianBokake on Jul 14, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I want to buy this book, but I dunno.
but can anyone tell me what it’s about?
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
sweet
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE ROOSEVELTS BABY!!!!!
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
ITS ALL ABOUT THE ROOSEVELTS BAY BAY!!!
/incredibly long commercial
by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 14, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Now with vitamin R
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."
NL always blows it
Gagne blew the save in I believe Milwaukee.
Hoffman got the lose in 06.
Chris young got the L in 07.
And now Tim, Billingsly and Bell have given up all the runs.
NL West fail.
Jones?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Joe Buck has been sucking dicks like you wouldn’t believe. I dunno.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I was thinking
Granderson or Crawford
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
matt cain
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
You suck upton
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Upton bad defense is why N.L is losing
Upton = Fred Lewis defensively.
by cybermaldonado on Jul 14, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
UpNOT
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
C'mon Rockies player
Do something useful for once
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
Brad Hawpe has a stupid stance
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."
Brad Hawpe is stupid
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Hawpe on Pop
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
worst swing ever
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
it only has two digits, it was really 162
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 14, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
wow
that’s the first LOW strike I’ve seen called all day
pop a dinger tejada!
ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!
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"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
I know right? The dad here, who doesn’t know much about baseball, asked me why the AL was getting the low strike.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
lol Tejada
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
that sucked
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
Least memorable HRD and ASG in the last 10 years?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
I dont remember the least memorable ones I’d compare it to but maybe yeah
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"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck the AL
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
Our lame , girly hair?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 14, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
well, it has a lot less money
In the ideal world the MLB needs some much more-serious revenue sharing, except that would mean more money for Jeff Loria and Bud Selig, and I’d rather the Yankees and Red Sox have it than those two.
TOTALLY
I mean, nothing spells “dominant” like winning a 4-3 game on the strength of a half dozen squibbers and defensive mistakes.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Any will do
But my ulterior motive is seeing Joe Nelson again. He used to room a couple of doors down from me at USF.
Texas??
ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!
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"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
NEEDS MORE PHILLIES
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Pablo would have hit a walkoff.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
currently making his way to the AL clubhouse
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
You think he is actually there? He hates baseball, and its not liked he talked about the actual game, I figured he did a remote telecast
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 14, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Since his dad did commentary in St. Louis, I figure he’d be there.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
Wait...I'm still watching Tejada.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 14, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
And now I’m not.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 14, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I know that complaining about the broadcasts is beating a dead catcher, but...
…holy moly that was awful. They acted like a two-headed Yankee-Red Sox monster was playing the Washington Generals. “Look how great Youkilis is compared to Rodriguez and Teixiera!” Yeah, because that lists all the first and third basemen in the game. GAH.
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Holdover from last year, it bears repeating
Anagram of “broadcaster Joe Buck” = RETARD COCK ABUSE JOB
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 14, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
fantasy football /EXPLOSES
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"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
way to go, MLB schedule computer
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
HOT CPU-ON-CPU ACTION
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
robbing HR plays with consistency
ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!
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"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXngi6tUma0
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
this is 3 minutes too short
ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!
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"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I found him!
ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!
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"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
http://phils08champs.posterous.com/creepy-bald-guy-from-fringe-at-allstargame
ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!
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"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
I saw that, my irl reaction was like wtf is this shit?
by i wish we were good on Jul 14, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAAHHAHA
I think his head at the top is stretched.. I don’t remember seeing that at first. Please save this picture.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
ah
should’ve known it was just another Fox promo stunt
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
nice
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
same here
I was checking for two weeks for a new game — last one they had was from late June.
Still a decided lack of Timmy on their selection, though.
Makes sense, Koreans make the best food among the Asians.
I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.
What a delicious debate it would be!
I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.
Korean food is pretty ding dang tasty.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL The saddest/funniest tidbit from tonights game:
The Pirates had two guys on the roster, and neither one played!
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Good... so Sanchez will be fresh when he joins the Giants.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 14, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
We’re talking Joe Buck standards here. Things got a bit out of control.
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
downloading sanchez no hitter NOW!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 14, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
AAA ASG tomorrow on ESPN2, with Kevin Pucetas repping the Grizzlies.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure. I’d be there if I wasn’t flat-assed broke.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
no Bowker.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
wait wait wait..
Aaron Rowand was a final vote candidate last year?
Did no one give a crap or what?
by i wish we were good on Jul 14, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
What, no post-game thread?
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
From earlier in the day
Quote from Jeter in Shea’s article on sfgate:
“I know nothing about him,” Jeter said of Tim Lincecum.
“I’ve seen some highlights of him. Doesn’t seem like he’s much fun,” said Jeter.
“The most I know about him is his video-game commercial. I haven’t played it. I’ll probably play it tonight and try to find some things out.”
There is no way, despite the fact that he definitely was amped up and nervous, that he did not introduce himself to Jeter on purpose.
Jeter, figure some things out bud? Was getting beaned in the video game commercial? LOL
Hands down the best part of the game.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
It is completely inconceivable that Tim hit Jeter on purpose.
And yes, ‘Princess Bride’ fans, I know what that word means, and it means what I think it means. I’m only using “inconceivable” because I am really trying to avoid the phrase “unbelievably stupid.”
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 14, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I keep having this recurring nightmare
Game 7 of the World Series at Yankee Stadium or Fenway Park. Giants lead 2-1 in the bottom of the 9th inning. Brian Wilson gets the first two outs easily. Wilson gets a quick 0-2 count on the 3rd hitter before walking him on four pitches well out of the strike zone. Batter 4 also gets a quick 0-2 count. Wilson throws three straight balls (none close). He thinks he needs to get the pitch over, BOOM walk off home run. Yankees or Red Sox win, 3-2 and the World Series.
More likely in Yank-me Stadium than Fenway
christ, my cat could hit the occasional HR in the House That Ruth Buzzi Built.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 14, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions

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