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This game is now fun!

by deuce deuce on Jul 14, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT AL

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy:

1-0 4.50 1K

by Unitard on Jul 14, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

but halladay doesnt have a strikeout!
so timmy’s better in comparison =]

by Unitard on Jul 14, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could Timmy get the win now?

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think they have the 5 inning rule in the ASG

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

or else no starting pitcher has won ever

ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!

old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m wondering that as well. Do the traditional rules apply here?

by deuce deuce on Jul 14, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

traditional rules do not apply.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

catchers are also allowed to re-enter the game. Plus, roster sizes are HUGE

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obama was good luck!

Even though he acknowledged the Bums… but I say that’s okay only because it’s all he hears about with baseball, what with ESPN’s obsession

by Hawk49er on Jul 14, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim's ERA 4.50

Roy’s ERA 13.50

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I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY OBAMA!!!!!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

i love this

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 14, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, there’s a baseball game in addition to Obama?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jul 14, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Buck asked if he would bailout the National League, Obama replied, “we’re out of money”. I chuckled a little inside.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jul 14, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha

he’ll just raise the taxes on the AL to pay for it.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, but, he promised he wouldn’t.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jul 14, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

the AL hat looks like the California Angels

ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!

old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim in California of the United States North of Mexico South of Canada Go USA

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys make lots of posts during All-Star Games

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 14, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS TIME THEY COUNT

by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well done.

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 14, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Groug is omnipresent

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 14, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one didn’t get to thousands of posts until after the third inning.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 14, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

last years was fun
/uggla commits another error

ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!

old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yakkity sax!

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Is anyone’s “Z” function messed?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, earlier

A refresh seemed to settle it for me.

by shanghaijim on Jul 14, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have to refresh

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did like 3 times, got it now

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SBN

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

my Z key popped off about a week ago.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Z has changed my life. I discovered it like 2 months ago

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

my D key popped off couple weeks ago, my first thought ….“man, it should have been the Z”

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 14, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn not a lot of strikeouts, thought there’d be 10K (AL+NL) already

by Unitard on Jul 14, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

/chills at commercial

ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!

old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS ONE COUNTS!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD WORST BEARD EVER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s a relief

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 14, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Franklin now?? Really??

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Pujols plays defense, now…

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

NOW Pujols picks it clean

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, probably for two innings.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 14, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m kinda rooting for him to get hit hard.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I rather liked him before dbackskins too. ah well

ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!

old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

me, too. I still do, but I just want him to do worse than Timmy.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of liked Dbackskins before, tbh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, me too

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 14, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah he just kind of exploded into a cloud of wank and verbal diarrhea. Out of nowhere.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah i like danny.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol @ sound.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 14, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

FUX

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike FAIL

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

oops..spelling fail

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fail Fail

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 14, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Rose, the Ryan Seacrest of sports.

by seyheystretch on Jul 14, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

This broadcast is very amatuer

by cybermaldonado on Jul 14, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

That explains the good numbers

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 14, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Rose – biggest douche of all time?

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 14, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

The douche concentration is greater than in everyday life though

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it spiked in the bottom of the 2nd… odd.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jul 14, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Victorino

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's not even the douchiest Rose

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 14, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, you'd have to look that up on Guiness or

something.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hallady was gonna slander Obama, and left wing FOX wanted to censor him!!!!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Head explodes

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 14, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fox doesn’t like Canada!

by deuce deuce on Jul 14, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

PUJOLS THE PERFECT PLAYER!

“Hey guys, I’m NOT a machine. I’m just Albert ok?”

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll give props to Manuel for leaving Tim in for the second inning after 2 runs.

Just about the only thing this fatty has done right for the All-Star game.

by Unitard on Jul 14, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

The chance was greater than 0% that he would somehow have Pedro Feliz pitching the second. That says something. Good think he stuck with Timmy.

by goGSW24 on Jul 14, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why couldn’t Pujols do that when Timmy was pitching?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh so NOW you play defense…

by Merope on Jul 14, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Buck just call Pujols “Prince Fielder?”

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Guess it’s hard to talk correctly when you’re fellating your first baseman.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buck also said Jason Bays single up the middle went “to right field”

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said he doesn’t like baseball, but I didn’t know that meant saying incorrect things about the game.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I heard that as well, but I figured he was saying something about the Prince double the earlier inning.

by deuce deuce on Jul 14, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

“All look same.”

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

rofl

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

wouldnt be surprised

by Unitard on Jul 14, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe Buck only got to be a broadcaster because of his father.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

DNW

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

just don't combine the two

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nepotism BJ’s are the worst.

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 14, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And with ZJs

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

he has a legit voice, just not skilled

by Unitard on Jul 14, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unlike Jon Miller, who is a fucking badass all around.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

his voice bugs me a lot

ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!

old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually dont mind his voice. He is a bad announcer and has a huge ego

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

he did do that commercial where he let guys touch his throat

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is mark burehehrlkehelhlhrelehel in the game?

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

hes the only white sox

ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!

old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jermain Dye??

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!

old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he in?

If not then that’s fucking moronic

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he’s a good pitcher?

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goodnight y'all

Enjoy the rest of the game. Off to read Hannah Arendt.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

“Mark Buerhle is a thorough professional.”

What the fuck is he talking about?

by deuce deuce on Jul 14, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

“…unlike that jerk Lincecum…”

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

“….too frail to be professional.”

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did they really call him frail?

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the fuck?

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

PORCELAIN

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Jul 14, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Tim Lincecum is a thorough god”

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

With a name like Buerhle, he oughta be a football player!

by Merope on Jul 14, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

At Citizens Bank that would have been out

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 14, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

If Joe Buck did a baseball video game, I would never buy it. No matter how good it was.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, dinner time!

I have no idea what we’re having! Yum!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 14, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I just hope it's not some south in my mouth...

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 14, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cryin Ryan

Ron Wotus for Manager or Roberto Kelly.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jul 14, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously mark burehelklhelelehlehlehlehle is better than Halladay OR lincecum

GIT R DUN SABEZ

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

MADBUM FOR BUERHELEHELE

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE THRU THAT NO HITTR ONCE

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's not actually that burly

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 14, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

not so Buerhle Brawl

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Domino's:

OUR SHITTY PIZZA IS LESS SHITTY THAN YOUR SHITTY PIZZA!!!

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

In all seriousness, I think the best cold pizza in the universe is Dominos.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

thin crust though

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up, Domino’s.

by satyricrash on Jul 14, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

dont make us put our SOUTH IN YOUR MOUTH

ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!

old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

For a lady, you have dirty mind like a guy.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lady?? Where??

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are no girls on the internet

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also enjoy beer, race cars, and movies where things blow up. And cute baby animals, things that smell nice, and shoes. OMG WHAT AM I

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

so are you free this weekend?

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or extremely right

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, it’s not pleasant.

by shanghaijim on Jul 14, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haren coming in

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

i would like to see him fail

just so the dbag fans won’t have anything to say.

by superk1ng on Jul 14, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

david wright looks awkward and uncomfortable talking about that gopher spy movie.

ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!

old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!

old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t care now that the game is on.

by satyricrash on Jul 14, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!

old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is Timmy in line for the win, or do they go by standard W/L with these games?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

He is

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum is the pitcher of record.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

They traded him for Mark Mulder Buck

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

then a buncha guys

ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!

old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo makes that play.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Fox’s radar gun is awful

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Fixed

Fox’s radar gun broadcast is awful.

by goGSW24 on Jul 14, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

ReFixed

Fox’s radar gun broadcast is awful.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does Buck and McCarver know about NL West teams?

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

That all the teams are on the west coast.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

31 Pick Offs?!?!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

When they figure out how to quantify catcher’s defense.. We might find out that they are WAY more valuable than we thought.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe it, considering how we’ve learned just how detrimental getting throw out is.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yadier is what Bengie used to be

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

does that mean he’s gonna hit 20 homers and drive in 80 runs later on? SIGN HIM!

by Unitard on Jul 14, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yadier is better than Bengie was defensively.

Yadier is like a poor man’s Pudge behind the dish IMO. That’s high praise seeing as Pudge is 1, 1a with Bench.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i saw a lincecum fastball at 74.
definitely wasn’t a change up

by Unitard on Jul 14, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Woah. What a freakin’ play.

by deuce deuce on Jul 14, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

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NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 14, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

No shit “There goes Young”, 3-2, 2 ours

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

outs*

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS STREAM MIGHT BE TAKEN DOWN so watch MLB All-Star Game live 2009 at / watchmlballstar <<

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 14, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

PHILLYFAIL

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

One pitch, one out. Got some future Giants here.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

AL FIN!

Su television en espanol!
http://www.justin.tv/tvdeportes1/old

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 14, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

has your account been hacked or something?

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm hacked.

off…

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 14, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prejudiced

That is not what I expected Raul Ibanez to look like

by shanghaijim on Jul 14, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

nice i just saw posey get promoted to fresno O_O

by Unitard on Jul 14, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

yeee

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anthony Randolph has 42 points in a summer league game.. Holy shit

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Mild but still tasty.

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 14, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Masala^max

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Summer League…big deal. Dude is a man amongst boys. Playing vs a bunch of scrubs when you’re already a legit star in the making isn’t impressive.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s still younger than 80% of the players.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Age has nothing to do with it. He’s playing vs shitty guys. Not to mention Taj Gibson has 9 PF’s and James Augustine has 7. Lack of foul out ftl.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still

That tied a record

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still people creamed their shorts over Belinelli too. It’s SUMMER LEAGUE!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

They also did when Monta tore it up and that turned out ok.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow this guy is good

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

But he has a 4.3 ERA vs. the NL

Thus he sucks.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCarver just said nip.

RACIST.

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice frame job by Mauer on that called strike 3.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Pwned

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Grenke is solid

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jul 14, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo could’ve done that.

Molina could’ve done that…

by CaliforniaBone on Jul 14, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Zack Greinke.

by shanghaijim on Jul 14, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

just imagine him in the Giants rotation…

by Hawk49er on Jul 14, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZITO FOR GREINKE STRAIGHT UP

You heard it here first.

by goGSW24 on Jul 14, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d make that trade.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

No wai

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe if they throw in aviles

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can have him

we got betancourt who Moore thinks is supposedly an upgrade

Greinke and Lincecum should have been teammates but Luke Hochevar is a Royal for some reason

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

because they are the royLOLs

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

…now smothered in caramel.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not supposed to fap in public.

by shanghaijim on Jul 14, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito AND his good luck teddy bears?

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about halladay?

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Halladay so far has lost to a half-good Tim backed up with Shit D. That’s a Zito thing to do.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No kidding

he sucks because he was bad in the all-star game

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

0_o zuh?

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
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by BrianBokake on Jul 14, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hope that was sarchasm

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

97 comments on gaslamp ball's ASG thread

just sayin

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 14, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Who's that?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLdres

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The buzzsaw is in

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Zimmerman is in at 3b

Gee… guess he’s in for the rest of this game…

by Hawk49er on Jul 14, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit, I want the NL to win but… Billingsley. >:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

still looks like rue mcclanahan from the neck down

by shanghaijim on Jul 14, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLgers

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

The XMO plate angle for MLB - TV

 cuts to slo – mo all on its own?

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 14, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

STUPID BUM! TAKE HIM OUT MANUEL!!

by satyricrash on Jul 14, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Why do you call billingsly barbara?

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Google it

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He speaks jive.

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY I CANT HELP IT

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gee, I don’t know Beav.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 14, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a cross dresser.

by satyricrash on Jul 14, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Fox’s gun sucks. Bills hitting 89? HA!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy topped out at 92

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

94

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I GET IT NOW CUZ I GOOGLD

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice play Utley

I thought it was dumb until the out was made

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

typically

that’s a dumb move… amazing play though

by Hawk49er on Jul 14, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH UTLEY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

i think it’s like 98 or something

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

nvm… google says 78 and mostly cloudy. fail.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he could be talked into just about anything.

by satyricrash on Jul 14, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you Mr. Cleaver.

by robbgin on Jul 14, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet Mrs Cleaver was wild. The tramp

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 14, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No wonder Eddie was always thanking her.

by robbgin on Jul 14, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

She probably made Eddie call her Mrs. Cleaver in bed

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 14, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what kids did when they banged their friends’ mothers back then! Common courtesy!

by satyricrash on Jul 14, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

She probably made MR. Cleaver call her Mrs, Cleaver in bed.

by robbgin on Jul 14, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not what I heard.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 14, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

And had a pie in the oven.

by robbgin on Jul 14, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe when she was in high school

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 14, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cherry 2000 = awesome movie.

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dreaming all right.

by robbgin on Jul 14, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA JETER CRIED!

DREAMY EYES FOR A REASON

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

is that freakish Derek Jeter cartoon?

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 14, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh you were a Yankee, Michigan Fab Five fan? Jeter = frontrunner for life

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 14, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Webber was porking Mrs. Jeter and called a timeout, but he didn’t have one so he keep going.

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 14, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

0_o huh?

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 14, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cried…I was laughing so hard, tears just came out.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF PUJOLS?!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

he doesn’t play D for Timmy

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow...

look at this great defense… NOW….

by Hawk49er on Jul 14, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Now some defense

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Billingsley gets the good defense. CONSPIRACY

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Good rule of thumb

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 14, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

they were caught off guard with timmy on the mound

didn’t expect any balls in play.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers are worthless

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

BiLOLingsley

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU DODGER

TAKE AWAY THE WIN FROM TIMMY

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

damn there goes timmy’s win!

by Unitard on Jul 14, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Braun is brutal

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 14, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

BLOLINGSLOL

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I think you can fit another one in there

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

his name is in there somewhere

by goGSW24 on Jul 14, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sorry

The correct response was “TWSS”

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

IM*

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn that would have been so much better

by goGSW24 on Jul 14, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its not as fun if you do it to yourself

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could go all day

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOMEONE STOP ME

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m enjoying to too much to stop….

by goGSW24 on Jul 14, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is now in line for the win if he gets out of this inning…

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 14, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

DODGER FAIL!

I’m happy yet annoyed at the same time…

by Hawk49er on Jul 14, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Russell Martin!!!

by Merope on Jul 14, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

You really want a Dodger to get a hold for Timmy?

by cybermaldonado on Jul 14, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I want Timmy to get the win. So yes.

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 14, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not the case in an ASG

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 14, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

no 5 inning rule in AS game

by Unitard on Jul 14, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

no 5 inning rule in the ASG

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No 5 inning rule in the ASG because a pitcher cannot go more then 3 innings.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

no 5 inning rule in AS game

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 14, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

no 5 inning rule in the ASG

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

no 5 inning rule in All-SG

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 14, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Johnson

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

no 5 inning rule in Randy Johnson

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 14, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH POOHOLES

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

DUDE WTF

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck you Billingsley

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

U2

Please stop.

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 14, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

first Apple, now Blackberry….I HATE TECH MARKETING PEOPLE

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

let’s make some pie!

by Merope on Jul 14, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol ok!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

ibanez is a horrible left fielder….jesus took him 20 mins to get to the ball

by Unitard on Jul 14, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I think that was Braun

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by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t that Braun?

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 14, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA

everyone in milwaukee is white except for prince and mike cameron

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I’d say Ibanez is a terrible LF….he doesn’t even know where on the field he’s supposed to be

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

So this Pujols guy is pretty good eh?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 14, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Better than Chad

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jul 14, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s trade Sanchez, FLew, and Bocock for him

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 14, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yadier really does take after his brother

by sliderinthedirt on Jul 14, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

na he took a walk once

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 14, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean he’ll only have 4 walks this year

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jul 14, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't want the NL to score here..

If a Dodger gets the win..

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

But

Had they scored, it would have given the Giants the home field.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a Giants type inning.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

3

But Broxton won’t pitch

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot less than Phillies

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are there fans of any MLB team that like McCarver? If not, how does he manage to keep a broadcasting job?

by nofreetime on Jul 14, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d guess Cardinals fans

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are there any people who like McCarver?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 14, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCarver’s wife?

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE'S MARRIED?!?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buck doesn’t want to be the least like person in the booth.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

least liked*

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just think networks are lazy..A guy is identifiable and they don’t think it makes a difference..IT DOES Fox…I don’t watch Saturday baseball quite a bit cuz of Buck and Mccarver

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same reason Tom Cruise still makes movies.

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I was thinking too, but networks seem pretty savvy about knowing their target audience and making changes when necessary. It is Fox though, so who knows.

by nofreetime on Jul 14, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

im so glad Halladay got roughed up

He’s overrated….Zack should have started he’s got better numbers across the board.

If Santana started over Lincecum it woudl have been bullshit right? Who cares how long they’ve been good for

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Santana wasn't in question..

It was Haren that was the rival to Timmy

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Lincecum doesn't have rivals.

He has future breakfasts.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh that's a tough one`

so the pedigree did give Tim the nod..so it’s the opposite

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a comparison, but I get it

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

does it really matter who starts?

I would have preferred Lincecum not starting to save his arm for the second half.

by superk1ng on Jul 14, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had been expecting Haren and Greinke to begin with, and was OK with that if only for the inevitable 1st inning jitters. Though judging from Haren’s 4th inning, he still had a bit of those.

by shanghaijim on Jul 14, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Hoffman shouldn't be in this game

There are significantly better options

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 14, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Was Hoffman the one who lost it a couple years ago?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He ain’t no ninja like B-Weez

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 14, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

and far less senile ones, too.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Michael Young the only AL third baseman cuz Longoria is out?

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Figgins

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

youk can play 3rd

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good play HanRam

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh.. wow

Tejada still plays short?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALOL

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

That inning wasn’t very ninja-like.

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Just imagine…Pablo could be coming into the game any moment now…

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, a ton of crappy commercials.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Some marketing executive actually thought this would work

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

needs more nude chix and less, way less doods.

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 14, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is like the super bowl with twice the fail

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah Taco Bell, Nah

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Its epically long

ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!

old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

still going!!!!

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

BACK BACK BACK

ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!

old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol how fucking long was that commercial?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Terrible commercial

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

This is an awful commercial

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

MAKE IT STOP

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

You got it covered

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That commercial was way too long. Not to mention it was terrible

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow this is bad

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 14, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf?

Im almost braindead after that commercial

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to set white people back another 20 years, Taco Bell.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Guilty Of Being White

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAKE IT STOP

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LETS TAKE A REALLY SHITTY IDEA FOR A COMMERCIAL AND STRETCH IT FOR 4 MINUTES

by ryanmiles on Jul 14, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

lolol

ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!

old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

now there is a song i my head

It’s all about the Roosevelts babay

MAKE IT STOP

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

79 89 99!!!

i’m rewinding this shit..its awesome

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why was that TB commercial so long?

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

That was sooooo bad

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO COULD HAVE DONE THAT

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe Buck:

“I twatted”

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 14, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe Buck: a twit

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, Joe Buck, YouTwitFace!

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much do you think they paid for that?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Like 10 million

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

better value... that commercial or zito?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taco Bell. It gives you diarrhea but Zito gives you gonorrhea. I’ll take the lesser Rhea.

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 14, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The creative director had a good idea, but the client had a better one, and made the A.E. execute it.

by shanghaijim on Jul 14, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arby’s > Taco Bell

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

In-N-Out Burger > all

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i miss that shit

They built their first Sonic in NY by me and its a huge hit

I’m like, fucking hicks

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t put In-N-Out in the same category as other fast food restaurants.

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It takes about five times as long to get your food but it is 100 times better.

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 totally different things. I like Taco Bell fine. Just not that commercial

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

When it comes to fake Mexican, Chipotle is the undisputed champion.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

They dont have one where I live. They do have one where im going to college next year though. I’ll check it out

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s seriously awesome. If you like giant burritos filled with delicious things, you’ll like Chipotle.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our local Chipotle makes rice burritos. There never seems to be much in them but rice oh, and wilty iceberg lettuce. blech

by Merope on Jul 14, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one near BC made very rice-y burritos too, though they were tolerable.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

hm

The one I usually go to often skimps on rice. Loads up on the greens and salsa though, which is A+

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

they let you choose what you want in your burrito

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Chipotle with iceberg lettuce? I’ve never seen that.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

congratulations on being WRONG

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Courtesy of Kevin Spacey

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR RONG

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOX failed.. said Zobrist was playing short

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

no need to make fun of the guy’s height

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This has been a really shoddy broadcast all around…Can’t wait for their playoff coverage!

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a joke for you all

What is the motto for the Teddy and Frank Fan Club?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

ITS ALL ABOUT THE ROOSEVELTS BAY BAY

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

SILVER IS THE NEW GREEN

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

79 89 99

flashes “Huge bag of dimes”

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I KNOW I KNOW

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Angles

The ball’s hit…and cf camera hangs on Hoffman’s mug. I’d have to switch angles at the crack of the bat..and when you do it lags while it checks your account status. FAIL

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 14, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Who was that bald guy?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I was wondering if I had imagined that.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

who was the creepy bald dude?

ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!

old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

That was fuckin’ scary

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WUT

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S SPREADING

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meme in the beginning stages

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!

old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL IAWTC

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Creepy bald dude > Roosevelts bay bay

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That bald guy will haunt my dreams

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I was reallly hoping the special St Louis guest was creepy bald guy

ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!

old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I really thought it would be

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many people is FOX using?? 33??

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

PUJOLS SHOULD NOT FEEL AWESOME

he should feel ashamed for his poor first inning defense!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Pujols just said the best fans are in San Luis.. I’m goin to assume he meant San Luis Obispo

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s speaking with Machine accent, leave him alone or suffer the corncygwensis.

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 14, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

SLOIsLonelyforthePooholes

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 14, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad I’m not the only person creeped out by the random bald dude

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah he was freaky

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by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Albert and Adrian might want to get a room.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

DP DP DP

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you Albert for apologizing for the error

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Not like the old days when players played 9 innings in the All Star game.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

AND THEY WALKED THROUGH TO SNOW UPHILL TO THE GAME

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOTH WAYS

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by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND ONLY WHITE PEOPLE WERE ALLOWED TO PLAY!

by satyricrash on Jul 14, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I MISSED Random Creepy Bald Dude!

by satyricrash on Jul 14, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

A .gif of that would make my life complete

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by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody has to be DVRing this.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am

but that’s where my technological prowess ends

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

it raised creepiness to new levels

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You will sleep well tonight.

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

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by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think the Who would do God Bless America

by Merope on Jul 14, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a bad song made worse by oversinging.

I like how the Giants use a campy version.

by shanghaijim on Jul 14, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Why are they doing God bless america during the 7th inning stretch?

Is it really needed? We all love America… we don’t need to be sung to about that… just play “Take me out to the ball game” and get on with the 7th!

The intro of this game already took forever!

by Hawk49er on Jul 14, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

9-11
fake, forced patriotism
or the terrorists win

by Merope on Jul 14, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

they play TMOTTBG afterwards, just not on TV

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more baseball.

by ryanmiles on Jul 14, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE GAME: THE PART WHERE AMERICA GETS BLESSED BY THE REAL MVP:

GOD!!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Can he play 1st?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

he played LF.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

whats his WAR?

ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!

old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron Hill cries silently

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by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

god bless America

And no place else.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

as we slide into into economic third world servitude we are truly blessed?

Frankly , God blew the save.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 14, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a goldfish singing?

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I dont know who was talking

but he just called Pujols “The Hungry.” Or maybe he was refering to Fielder…

Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott "Aaron" Barnes.

by boonitez on Jul 14, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

POOP PIZZA

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by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Fake California accent duuuuuude.

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Californians dont really have an accent, unless you count “surfer dude” as an accent

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by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

hella

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah the girls just talk alot

they are all hot it don’t matter….they don’t sound like nasty dirtbags and hors like in NY (I live here I can say it)

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re a charming gent, ain’t ya?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I put him on my /ignore list a long time ago

by Merope on Jul 14, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

They did, you just don’t notice it.

by satyricrash on Jul 14, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

  • meant “do”, not “did”.

by satyricrash on Jul 14, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT

Nice catch

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by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I actually like the will.i.am/Dylan forever young mashup thing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too

I would like to find a place to legally acquire the recording in exchange for money.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

ditto

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 14, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice one

ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!

old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

He just stole a HR

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 14, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Cot damn what a catch.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Cot bless america

ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!

old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice catch

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

jeez. the NL is cursed

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

`

This is a pitchers park huh?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

so many long fly balls today

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 14, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Papelbon is fooling nobody

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

damnit…saved papeldouche

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Lots of hard hit balls right at people in this game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Papelbon is, and I quote from a friend, a “flaming dillhole.”

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

My friend, a Sox fan, calls him “Papeldumbfuck.”

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the Sox’ Brian Wilson.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

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