All Star GameThread III
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SUCK IT AL
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
1 k = Roy Halladay
ugh
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Could Timmy get the win now?
I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.
I don’t think they have the 5 inning rule in the ASG
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
or else no starting pitcher has won ever
ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!
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"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
catchers are also allowed to re-enter the game. Plus, roster sizes are HUGE
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Obama was good luck!
Even though he acknowledged the Bums… but I say that’s okay only because it’s all he hears about with baseball, what with ESPN’s obsession
Tim's ERA 4.50
Roy’s ERA 13.50
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
RALLY OBAMA!!!!!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
i love this
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
yes
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
no, the federal government is just taking over baseball from the owners
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
When Buck asked if he would bailout the National League, Obama replied, “we’re out of money”. I chuckled a little inside.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
ha ha
he’ll just raise the taxes on the AL to pay for it.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
the AL hat looks like the California Angels
ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!
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"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim in California of the United States North of Mexico South of Canada Go USA
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
You WERE there when we had that No-No, right?
This ain’t shit.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
last years was fun
/uggla commits another error
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"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
yakkity sax!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
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you have to refresh
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
LOL SBN
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
my Z key popped off about a week ago.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Z has changed my life. I discovered it like 2 months ago
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
z is your friend
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
/chills at commercial
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/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
STFD, FOSSE!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS ONE COUNTS!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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This one counts, blah!

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 14, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
OH MY GOD WORST BEARD EVER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Pujols plays defense, now…
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
Haren will come into the game in the 4th
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions
I’m kinda rooting for him to get hit hard.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I rather liked him before dbackskins too. ah well
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"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
me, too. I still do, but I just want him to do worse than Timmy.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I kind of liked Dbackskins before, tbh.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yeah he just kind of exploded into a cloud of wank and verbal diarrhea. Out of nowhere.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah i like danny.
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
lol @ sound.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
FUX
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Mike FAIL
I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.
That beard looks like a Leprechaun's pubes.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions
Chris Rose – biggest douche of all time?
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."
He's not even the douchiest Rose
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Nah, you'd have to look that up on Guiness or
something.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Hallady was gonna slander Obama, and left wing FOX wanted to censor him!!!!
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
LOL
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll give props to Manuel for leaving Tim in for the second inning after 2 runs.
Just about the only thing this fatty has done right for the All-Star game.
Did Buck just call Pujols “Prince Fielder?”
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions
Guess it’s hard to talk correctly when you’re fellating your first baseman.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
He said he doesn’t like baseball, but I didn’t know that meant saying incorrect things about the game.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
“All look same.”
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
rofl
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
just don't combine the two
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Unlike Jon Miller, who is a fucking badass all around.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
his voice bugs me a lot
ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!
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"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
he did do that commercial where he let guys touch his throat
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
How is mark burehehrlkehelhlhrelehel in the game?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
hes the only white sox
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/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Jermain Dye??
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
oh yeah
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/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Is he in?
If not then that’s fucking moronic
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Goodnight y'all
Enjoy the rest of the game. Off to read Hannah Arendt.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
he gets paid?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
“…unlike that jerk Lincecum…”
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
“….too frail to be professional.”
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Did they really call him frail?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
holy shit
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
what the fuck?
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
PORCELAIN
It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.
by imovermyhead on Jul 14, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Mute? Or is his presence that strong?
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, dinner time!
I have no idea what we’re having! Yum!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I just hope it's not some south in my mouth...
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
something downstairs smells incredible
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Obviously mark burehelklhelelehlehlehlehle is better than Halladay OR lincecum
GIT R DUN SABEZ
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
HE THRU THAT NO HITTR ONCE
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
He's not actually that burly
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
not so Buerhle Brawl
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Domino's:
OUR SHITTY PIZZA IS LESS SHITTY THAN YOUR SHITTY PIZZA!!!
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
In all seriousness, I think the best cold pizza in the universe is Dominos.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
i agree
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
thin crust though
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
dont make us put our SOUTH IN YOUR MOUTH
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/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
that too sounds like a blowjob gone horribly wrong
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
There are no girls on the internet
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I also enjoy beer, race cars, and movies where things blow up. And cute baby animals, things that smell nice, and shoes. OMG WHAT AM I
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
so are you free this weekend?
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Haren coming in
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
i would like to see him fail
just so the dbag fans won’t have anything to say.
david wright looks awkward and uncomfortable talking about that gopher spy movie.
ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!
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/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
Does it irritate anyone else that every other hitter seems to be a Phillie?
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Jul 14, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
Yes
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
no
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/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!
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"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
So is Timmy in line for the win, or do they go by standard W/L with these games?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
He is
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That's what I asked just as the previous thread closed.
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Jul 14, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
then a buncha guys
ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!
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/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
ReFixed
Fox’s radar gun broadcast is awful.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
That all the teams are on the west coast.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
When they figure out how to quantify catcher’s defense.. We might find out that they are WAY more valuable than we thought.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
I believe it, considering how we’ve learned just how detrimental getting throw out is.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 14, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
No shit “There goes Young”, 3-2, 2 ours
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
lol
this thread has died now that Timmy is out
Yeah. The only people left are the “WTF UGGLA CATCH THE BALL!!!1” crowd.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
THIS STREAM MIGHT BE TAKEN DOWN so watch MLB All-Star Game live 2009 at / watchmlballstar <<
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 14, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
AL FIN!
Su television en espanol!
http://www.justin.tv/tvdeportes1/old
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 14, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
has your account been hacked or something?
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
I'm hacked.
off…
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 14, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Anthony Randolph has 42 points in a summer league game.. Holy shit
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
That right there is a manbeast.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Mild but still tasty.
Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems
by Scooter Ellis on Jul 14, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s Summer League…big deal. Dude is a man amongst boys. Playing vs a bunch of scrubs when you’re already a legit star in the making isn’t impressive.
He’s still younger than 80% of the players.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Age has nothing to do with it. He’s playing vs shitty guys. Not to mention Taj Gibson has 9 PF’s and James Augustine has 7. Lack of foul out ftl.
Wow this guy is good
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
But he has a 4.3 ERA vs. the NL
Thus he sucks.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Victorino.
Sucks. Juggernate swing right there.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
I’d make that trade.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe if they throw in aviles
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
you can have him
we got betancourt who Moore thinks is supposedly an upgrade
Greinke and Lincecum should have been teammates but Luke Hochevar is a Royal for some reason
by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
because they are the royLOLs
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Too bad the Royals probably wouldn't take Zito. =/
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Jul 14, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito AND his good luck teddy bears?
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
What about halladay?
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Halladay so far has lost to a half-good Tim backed up with Shit D. That’s a Zito thing to do.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
No kidding
he sucks because he was bad in the all-star game
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0_o zuh?
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."
i hope that was sarchasm
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97 comments on gaslamp ball's ASG thread
just sayin
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."
The buzzsaw is in
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Zimmerman is in at 3b
Gee… guess he’s in for the rest of this game…
The XMO plate angle for MLB - TV
cuts to slo – mo all on its own?
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 14, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
Why do you call billingsly barbara?
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He speaks jive.
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY I CANT HELP IT
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Gee, I don’t know Beav.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 14, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I GET IT NOW CUZ I GOOGLD
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Nice play Utley
I thought it was dumb until the out was made
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
i think it’s like 98 or something
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
DON'T YOU THINK YOU WERE HARD ON THE BEAVER?!?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 14, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions
Dreamy and gullible!
A winning combination
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 14, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet Mrs Cleaver was wild. The tramp
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 14, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
She probably made Eddie call her Mrs. Cleaver in bed
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 14, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s not what I heard.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 14, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
HA JETER CRIED!
DREAMY EYES FOR A REASON
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
WTF
is that freakish Derek Jeter cartoon?
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."
Webber was porking Mrs. Jeter and called a timeout, but he didn’t have one so he keep going.
Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems
by Scooter Ellis on Jul 14, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I cried…I was laughing so hard, tears just came out.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
he doesn’t play D for Timmy
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Billingsley gets the good defense. CONSPIRACY
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
they were caught off guard with timmy on the mound
didn’t expect any balls in play.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
damn
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
Dodgers are worthless
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU DODGER
TAKE AWAY THE WIN FROM TIMMY
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
I think you can fit another one in there
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
I sorry
The correct response was “TWSS”
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
Its not as fun if you do it to yourself
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
TWSS
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
No win for Timmy, but at least it was a Dodger.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
DODGER FAIL!
I’m happy yet annoyed at the same time…
so i was under the understanding that timmy could not have gotten the win because he only pitched 2 innings
by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 14, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
no 5 inning rule in AS game
Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems
by Scooter Ellis on Jul 14, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
no 5 inning rule in All-SG
Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems
by Scooter Ellis on Jul 14, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
109
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Randy Johnson
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
no 5 inning rule in Randy Johnson
Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems
by Scooter Ellis on Jul 14, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
more Poo Holes defense
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
his error in the first
and subsequent great playing… annoying
U2
Please stop.
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."
Wasn’t that Braun?
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."
HAHA
everyone in milwaukee is white except for prince and mike cameron
by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
So this Pujols guy is pretty good eh?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Better than Chad
Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.
by kbsofaraway08 on Jul 14, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
yadier really does take after his brother
by sliderinthedirt on Jul 14, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
na he took a walk once
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
you mean he’ll only have 4 walks this year
Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.
by kbsofaraway08 on Jul 14, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't want the NL to score here..
If a Dodger gets the win..
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Are there fans of any MLB team that like McCarver? If not, how does he manage to keep a broadcasting job?
I’d guess Cardinals fans
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Are there any people who like McCarver?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Buck doesn’t want to be the least like person in the booth.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
I just think networks are lazy..A guy is identifiable and they don’t think it makes a difference..IT DOES Fox…I don’t watch Saturday baseball quite a bit cuz of Buck and Mccarver
im so glad Halladay got roughed up
He’s overrated….Zack should have started he’s got better numbers across the board.
If Santana started over Lincecum it woudl have been bullshit right? Who cares how long they’ve been good for
by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
Santana wasn't in question..
It was Haren that was the rival to Timmy
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Tim Lincecum doesn't have rivals.
He has future breakfasts.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
oh that's a tough one`
so the pedigree did give Tim the nod..so it’s the opposite
by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
does it really matter who starts?
I would have preferred Lincecum not starting to save his arm for the second half.
Hoffman shouldn't be in this game
There are significantly better options
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
He ain’t no ninja like B-Weez
Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems
by Scooter Ellis on Jul 14, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
and far less senile ones, too.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
Figgins
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
youk can play 3rd
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
That inning wasn’t very ninja-like.
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
Some marketing executive actually thought this would work
I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.
needs more nude chix and less, way less doods.
Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems
by Scooter Ellis on Jul 14, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
this is like the super bowl with twice the fail
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
Its epically long
ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!
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"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
still going!!!!
I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.
BACK BACK BACK
ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!
old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
MAKE IT STOP
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
Wow this is bad
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
wtf?
Im almost braindead after that commercial
by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
Way to set white people back another 20 years, Taco Bell.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
Guilty Of Being White
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
lolol
ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!
old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
now there is a song i my head
It’s all about the Roosevelts babay
MAKE IT STOP
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
79 89 99!!!
i’m rewinding this shit..its awesome
by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Joe Buck:
“I twatted”
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."
Hey, Joe Buck, YouTwitFace!
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
How much do you think they paid for that?
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
better value... that commercial or zito?
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
Taco Bell. It gives you diarrhea but Zito gives you gonorrhea. I’ll take the lesser Rhea.
Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems
by Scooter Ellis on Jul 14, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
in Roosevelts
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
10 CENTS
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Arby’s > Taco Bell
I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.
In-N-Out Burger > all
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah i miss that shit
They built their first Sonic in NY by me and its a huge hit
I’m like, fucking hicks
by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t put In-N-Out in the same category as other fast food restaurants.
I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.
2 totally different things. I like Taco Bell fine. Just not that commercial
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
When it comes to fake Mexican, Chipotle is the undisputed champion.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
They dont have one where I live. They do have one where im going to college next year though. I’ll check it out
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
It’s seriously awesome. If you like giant burritos filled with delicious things, you’ll like Chipotle.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Our local Chipotle makes rice burritos. There never seems to be much in them but rice oh, and wilty iceberg lettuce. blech
The one near BC made very rice-y burritos too, though they were tolerable.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
hm
The one I usually go to often skimps on rice. Loads up on the greens and salsa though, which is A+
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
A Chipotle with iceberg lettuce? I’ve never seen that.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
congratulations on being WRONG
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
FOX failed.. said Zobrist was playing short
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
no need to make fun of the guy’s height
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a joke for you all
What is the motto for the Teddy and Frank Fan Club?
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
SILVER IS THE NEW GREEN
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
79 89 99
flashes “Huge bag of dimes”
by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Angles
The ball’s hit…and cf camera hangs on Hoffman’s mug. I’d have to switch angles at the crack of the bat..and when you do it lags while it checks your account status. FAIL
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 14, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
who was the creepy bald dude?
ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!
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"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
That was fuckin’ scary
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
IT’S SPREADING
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!
old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Creepy bald dude > Roosevelts bay bay
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
I was reallly hoping the special St Louis guest was creepy bald guy
ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!
old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
I really thought it would be
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Way to give the most cliche answer possible, Pujols. Way to go.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
PUJOLS SHOULD NOT FEEL AWESOME
he should feel ashamed for his poor first inning defense!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
Pujols just said the best fans are in San Luis.. I’m goin to assume he meant San Luis Obispo
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
He’s speaking with Machine accent, leave him alone or suffer the corncygwensis.
Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems
by Scooter Ellis on Jul 14, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
SLOIsLonelyforthePooholes
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 14, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m glad I’m not the only person creeped out by the random bald dude
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Albert and Adrian might want to get a room.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
Joe Buck wants some of that.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
DP DP DP
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
A .gif of that would make my life complete
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
I am
but that’s where my technological prowess ends
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
it raised creepiness to new levels
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
You will sleep well tonight.
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
MORNEAU TYPE HITTER
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
Why are they doing God bless america during the 7th inning stretch?
Is it really needed? We all love America… we don’t need to be sung to about that… just play “Take me out to the ball game” and get on with the 7th!
The intro of this game already took forever!
they play TMOTTBG afterwards, just not on TV
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE GAME: THE PART WHERE AMERICA GETS BLESSED BY THE REAL MVP:
GOD!!
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
for the NL
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
whats his WAR?
ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!
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"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
What about Toronto??????
Are they not blessed?
by Orwell D. Catt on Jul 14, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
nope
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
god bless America
And no place else.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
as we slide into into economic third world servitude we are truly blessed?
Frankly , God blew the save.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 14, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
well put
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I dont know who was talking
but he just called Pujols “The Hungry.” Or maybe he was refering to Fielder…
Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott "Aaron" Barnes.
Fake California accent duuuuuude.
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
Californians dont really have an accent, unless you count “surfer dude” as an accent
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
hella
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah the girls just talk alot
they are all hot it don’t matter….they don’t sound like nasty dirtbags and hors like in NY (I live here I can say it)
by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re a charming gent, ain’t ya?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually like the will.i.am/Dylan forever young mashup thing.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Me too
I would like to find a place to legally acquire the recording in exchange for money.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
nice one
ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!
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"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
He just stole a HR
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Cot damn what a catch.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
Cot bless america
ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!
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"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
jeez. the NL is cursed
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
Rowand’s catch was better.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
what the hell
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
so many long fly balls today
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Papelbon is, and I quote from a friend, a “flaming dillhole.”
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
My friend, a Sox fan, calls him “Papeldumbfuck.”
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I like this
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