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All Star GameThread II

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Man, what a game it's been so far!



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Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolwut

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone been reading FanGraphs’s MLB Trade Value lists?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

For some reason I’m expecting Cain to not be on it, even though given some of the people he’s already listed that would make no sense. I’m looking forward to the rest though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m mad Pablo wasn’t in the top 50.. I’m assuming Cain will be top 30, and Timmy top 15

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can dig Pablo not being in the top 50… if he finishes the year well and starts next year well, then he should be on that kind of list though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, look at all those Phillies jersey’s.

by deuce deuce on Jul 14, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Alol star game

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Poll: Timmy’s MPH on first fastball

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

98

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

185

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jul 14, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

95

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 14, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

97

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

the gun'll say 102

but that’s cuz it doesn’t have a fourth digit. 1102.

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by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is my first All star game Thread. New thread and the game hasn’t even started yet? Good times.

by Shoeless on Jul 14, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Prediction: Rain delay, then we start the whole thing over.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Manuel warms up Lincecum but brings him in to pitch anyway.

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by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to go @6.. will Timmy get his 2 innings in before then?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Orphan has a really dumb plot twist.

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by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I read that as Oprah

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

that little girl scares the crap out of me

by Unitard on Jul 14, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s actually her daughter? An alien?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s not actually a little girl. She’s a 33 year old woman with a condition that makes her look like one.

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by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

/facepalm

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

President Mays

Status: Has a feeling that tonight is going to be good night. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Jul 14, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEEEEEEEEESSSS

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

God bless America.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how Willie wears his Giants cap wherever he goes no matter what the situation is.

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by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

As if there weren’t already enough reasons to love him.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just one of the reasons why Willie Mays will always be my all-time favorite Giant.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

badass

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here we go. I’m excited!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

TIIIMMMMYYY

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a slurpee y’all.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I am jealous.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too, i need one so badly!

i’ll just go after lincecum’s done

by PiKAgiant on Jul 14, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a good day for it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wild cherry

All the other ones sounded kind of gross

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like mixing 70% wild cherry with 30% coke.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, for some reason, I didn’t even think of that as being a delicious possibility and I don’t know why because I love Cherry Coke.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The mixing is crucial IMO, as I think coke is kinda gross by itself.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to try that sometime.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

What flavor?

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the Bay Area, it’s a good day for it. Hot in most parts of the Bay Area.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It said 99 in south Marin when I checked awhile ago. Only 95 now!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s 100 in CoCo County. FML

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was 101 in concord, but i think 90 now here in moraga

by PiKAgiant on Jul 14, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

91 in Redwood City today. Yuck.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy looks different without his moldy sweat-stained hat.

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM LINCECUM

ALL STARTER

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

POWER OF CHOCO TACO

ENGAGE!!!!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Frail frame?!! Fuck you

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s compact and dainty. and he can beat the shit out of tim mccarver.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Frail frame, bionic arm”

You clowns.

by deuce deuce on Jul 14, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL TIM IS A MIDGET

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

TORQUE

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by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

They obviously haven’t seen him with his shirt off.

by shanghaijim on Jul 14, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn’t want to.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rumor has it he’s ripped.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t try this at home

by Orwell D. Catt on Jul 14, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit @ ichiro's average

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 14, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to see 3 k’s in 9 pitches plz.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Game Time.

After 50 FUCKNG MINUTES

Status: Has a feeling that tonight is going to be good night. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Jul 14, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

PHEW

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL 89 MPH

Ichirio was thinking fastball

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

business as usual

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop ichiro

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

CAMERA FAIL FOX

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM

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by monta101 on Jul 14, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

change up noob buck

by Unitard on Jul 14, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

that is one weird friggin swing.
ichiro’s swing is to hitting coaches as timmy’s windup is to pitching coaches.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

They all are going swing early on him.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 14, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy isn’t throwing hard

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he's a little excited

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 14, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Chill out Tim.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

FU ICHIRO

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Ain’t no thang

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

shti

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Calm down

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

No surprise there.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s leaving the ball really high.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

CALM EYES

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

ahhh

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 14, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

He left that one up

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s just a little wound up.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

DPDPDPDPDP

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

lincecum... still wokrin' w/molina ;)

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 14, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

That's better

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 14, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

O-VER-RA-TED

clap, clap, clap clap clap

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Relax, all. Ichiro is godlike at the plate. he hits any kind of ball thrown at him.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit Jeter is close to 3000 hits.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

another Timmy-Molina battery

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM

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by monta101 on Jul 14, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMOTHY LEROY LINCECUM

FINISH HIM

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Changeup time

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw the change timmy!

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Tim, make him look dumb with a changeup.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD PITCH

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahhahahaahhah FUCK YOU JETER

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That hit the knob

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

oh boy

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHA tim is soooo nervous

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahah yay!!!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my god, Tim keep the fucking ball down.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Enough with the fastball

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, calm down Yankees fans

It hit his bat.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 14, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

CALM DOWN LINCECUM!

by superk1ng on Jul 14, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Better than giving up a hit or a walk.

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my, calm down Timmy.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 14, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Great another SF Giant pitcher AS game failure.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim :(

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

visions of Shawn Estes

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 14, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t Shmidt drill someone when he started?

by cybermaldonado on Jul 14, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

And took a line drive off his head. :(

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can hear McCarver’s heart skip a beat as his man crush gets hit.

by princessminako on Jul 14, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I imagine those DBacks fans are sitting around all smuglike

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 14, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, I called this earlier today

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 14, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweetie, if you’re gonna bean someone, bean Victorino.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Ehh.. Jeter works

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

Victorino is a scourge on humanity. Jeter has CALM EYES

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh no

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

JFC TIM

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Calm down please

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

This is what we can expect in the first inning of a playoff game Timmy? :(

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes if he’s facing Ichiro/Jeter/Mauer

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think who he is facing matters so much as the scope of the event. Timmy seems to have problems settling down in big games. His first ML start, opening day, etc…

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup.
When they showed him earlier on in the bullpen, his body language was a wee bit tense.

by Merope on Jul 14, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes, NL pitcher

Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeter was crowding the plate.

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by GiantBrass on Jul 14, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

call a different pitch

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

CLEARLY AL IS BETTER THAN NL

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW WTF

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

That looked like a strike.

Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

getting squeezed

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW that was a good pitch

by PiKAgiant on Jul 14, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Squeezed

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by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

He just needs to get used to this..This is how he was opening day

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM

FINNISH HYMNS

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Again, good experience for him… learn how to deal with that adrenaline Timmy-boy.

by Merope on Jul 14, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim will get out of this one…

by nofreetime on Jul 14, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Again? Baseball town?

Fuck you Buck.

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by GiantBrass on Jul 14, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU SUCK WRIGHT

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLOLINA

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I only posted this because it just feels right when a Molina is involved

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molinas are gamers

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 14, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

w0000000t

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, nice, close call

by PiKAgiant on Jul 14, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play, Y-Money!

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

bad throw by Wright. Pablo would have nailed him.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, nice play by Molina.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on David Wright

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play

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by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo woulda made that.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

crappy throw, Wright

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO MAKES THAT PLAY

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Wright FTL

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by GiantBrass on Jul 14, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

NL is a little nervous all over, yeah?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

jesus christ WTF defense

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

FU*CK HORRIBLE

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 14, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

PUJLOLS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

JFC POOHOLES

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

PujLOLs

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by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

PujLOLs

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

NLoL

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 14, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL

by deuce deuce on Jul 14, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

NL infielding ….FAIL

by nofreetime on Jul 14, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Should have ended the inning

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by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

This is why the NL loses every year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

BECAUSE OF PUJOLS

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because our pitchers get owned every year. Clemens, Haren, Lincecum…Gagne…

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

that Pujols guy is overrated

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 14, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

This sure ain’t the San Diego Padres

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

PuLOLs

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by GiantBrass on Jul 14, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishikawa would have made that play!

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jul 14, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

NationaLOL LOLeague

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

PUT IN CAIN

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I already feel bad. I really was hoping Tim was gonna come out and dominate.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Double play ball count: 2

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by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

(turns the game off)

Thing A

by sam23 on Jul 14, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone give Timmeh a Choco Taco.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

This

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn it. throw something besides a fastball.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

His curve and change up aren’t really locating well.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t even seen the curve and he threw like one changeup.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hung a few curves up in the zone for balls.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t notice. probably b/c they weren’t working…as you said.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

:( this sucks

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUCK

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by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

He plays for the RED SOX Buck every1 knows what he’s doing cuz morons like you talk about it nonstop

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I TOLD YOU HAREN WAS BETTER

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

ARIZONA FAN (Don’t remember his name) WUZ RITE!

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

DBACKSFORESKINS

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only want Timmy to go 1 inning

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

time to clean the aquarium

by seyheystretch on Jul 14, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIN PLZ

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

man, tim’s got no control over his off speed pitches today.

by Unitard on Jul 14, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh. Can’t seem to get anything over but a fastball.

by Orwell D. Catt on Jul 14, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY?!?!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

COVER FIRST BASE

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

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Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

They sure are fucking themselves

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy cover first, please.

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by timmeh on Jul 14, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Double Play Ball Count: 3

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by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like he made it to the bag to me.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, he ran it out all the way.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

So then what was Ramirez’s deal? Double clutch should be his fault for not throwing.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy wasnt late..He ran right away

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

awful defense all around

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

oi that didnt go well

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

He's due for a bad game

Let it be in one that doesn’t count

by Orwell D. Catt on Jul 14, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

But, but, but...SLOGAN!!!!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 14, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are both unearned though, right? :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

That sucked about as much as it could have

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by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Well this reeks of epic fail.

by Merope on Jul 14, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Does anything good happen for the Giants in the ASG?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Barry Bonds hits big homeruns. So does Will Clark.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Robbed by Torri Hunter

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clark’s 3 run HR in 1991 in SD was good.

Bonds did some good things sometimes.

Our pitchers have awful history though.

Stu Miller blown off the mound. Reuschel, Estes, Hammaker, Schmidt, Wilson, Lincecum.,…

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bonds homer in Colorado is still my favorite all-star moment

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 14, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was a total monster homer.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson did fine. they shouldn’t have taken him out.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He pitched well but he took a liner off his head!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew there was a Giants pitcher who did well

I couldn’t remember who though

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 14, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be back in a couple hours.. SCORE SOME RUNZ SO TIMMY DOESN’T TAKE THE LOSS!!

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by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow Wright’s arm is weaker then Rent’s. LOL

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, what kind of throw was that to first?

by nofreetime on Jul 14, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

lacks extra leadership booster function.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better to get touched up in the ASG

than a real game

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 14, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

He hasnt even been touched up

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by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT RUNZZ 11!!!

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 14, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

If by getting touched up you mean a broken bat single, and errors than ya

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The failed DP was Hanley Ramirez all the way. Tim was on the bag, and Ramirez double clutched.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inning should've ended

With Pujol’s starting a double play… UGH…

by Hawk49er on Jul 14, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Shoulda had the Panda at first.

by Merope on Jul 14, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t forget Wrights crappy play

by cybermaldonado on Jul 14, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully he calms down next inning

Curve ball, change up, fastball…all three were up

by superk1ng on Jul 14, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, tim lincecum isnt that good

because he struggled in his first all star game.

OH YEAH HE WAS THE FUCKING CY YOUNG AWARD WINNER LAST YEAR BECAUSE HE WAS GOOD IN REAL GAMES YOU FUCKING IDIOT ANNOUNCERS FUCK YOU IN YOUR GODDAMNED EARHOLES YOU SHITHEADS.

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Hi

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Jul 14, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Buck prefers fuckhead

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by boonitez on Jul 14, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, I wasn't listening to the inanity from the announcers

They actually said that Timmy isn’t that good?!?!?!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 14, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

they were just blaming him for everything. Im on ESPN radio.

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

If DbacksSkins comes over here, may I request a banhammer?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Twenty-two total pitches in the first. Does Tim go out for the second?

by deuce deuce on Jul 14, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

pitcher bats next inning, that should help. (if they trot him out there for the 2nd)

by seyheystretch on Jul 14, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

what?!?!?!?!?!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair

you’re full of shit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair

DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL…. I MEAN TIMMY.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

he hasn’t even pitched that many games vs the AL

by superk1ng on Jul 14, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was the defense there buddy

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

to be fair

you totally made that up

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by boonitez on Jul 14, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

can you really argue that AL pitchers are not better than NL pitchers

It’s a bit different facing a DESIGNATED POWER HITTER instead of a Varsity HS Baseball Hitter (Pitcher)

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think AL pitchers are inherently better than NL pitchers. Maybe you should give AL pitchers extra credit for doing what they do in the AL, but it’s ridiculous to say they’re all better than NL pitchers.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think anyone says that.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jul 14, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for GobbleforCyoung

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by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really. I mean, I think that 1B are better hitters than SS, but that doesn’t mean that I think Chris Davis is a better hitter than Hanley. Just that, in general, 1B are better.

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:-(

by Cookyman on Jul 14, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just did

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's the best answer that we've come up (over at the KC Royals blog)

But remember Tim got roughed up against KC, Det, LA and Toronto the past few years in interleague play

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

he got roughed up by LA? He had a shutout going into the 8th inning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

he dominated LA

the 8th inning was a failure by defense

by superk1ng on Jul 14, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

he gave up 3 runs

He’s the best pitcher in the NL, giving up 3 runs is getting roughed up

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 IP, 3 ER = quality start

You’re a moron.

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

4.50 ERA

3 runs isn’t a quality start

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, the definition of a quality start is 3 or less ER in 6 IP.

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by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to the stat, Yes it is

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by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, actually it is

look it up.

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

While that may be argued

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quality_start

GUH.

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by GiantBrass on Jul 14, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

methinks he not so smart

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

methinks he's a troll.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a troll

at all

a 4.50 ERA is not “quality”

Not referring to the statistic

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are trolling

and you’re wrong.

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s probably good for about a 97-100 ERA+, that’s about average.

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by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/headdesk

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god stop

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by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, whoops

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
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by thehavenot on Jul 14, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude.

No. Just no.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

no to the contrary

the AL attracts the best pitchers because the clubs have more money

THe difference between the AL and NL is payroll allocated to a Designated Hitter.

You have LA, Chicago, NY (philly/SF) that have high payrolls.

NY, Chicago, LA, Boston, Toronto, Detroit, Texas all have high payrolls

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shows you the door

by ryanmiles on Jul 14, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oic

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by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

wat

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by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

um no

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does it feel to be incredibly wrong?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like I'm surrounded by kids

You cannot refute what I’m saying….give me a better explanation

Or does 12 straight All star games and a .540 winning percentage in interleague is just a coincidence

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

…seriously?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who won the WS last year?

and in 06, and 03, 01. It’s been pretty even lately.

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, yes it is.

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by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

could you ban him?

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, please.

Someone get the banhammer out.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

he’s doing nothing but being annoying.

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not doing anything

I’m having a debate…and i’ve been on this blog for awhile

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh huh ok

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You joined McCovey Chronicles on June 21, 2009. How is that a long time?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, you have a point there.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not a joinger.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 14, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s complaining about us on Royals Review

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by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

No it’s not. This guy has no idea how to argue his point, but regardless of that, the AL is better, and has been for a while now.

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by Cookyman on Jul 14, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the AL ASG win streak means anything thouguh.

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by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't care about the ASG

I’m talking about interleague.

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by Cookyman on Jul 14, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The winning percentage may not mean the AL is ‘better’, instead it might mean the DH gives you an advantage in the interleague format.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 14, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

But then to call the AL better is a misnomer…

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 14, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I articulated my point pretty well

I’m honestly looking for a justifiable argument on the NL side….when the Royals got beat up pretty bad by the NL I was defending the NL to arrogant Royals fans who think the NL is AAAA

Payroll made the most sense

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really not sure what your point with payroll was.

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by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

More money = better teams?

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:-(

by Cookyman on Jul 14, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose so but how indicative of success is payroll, really?

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by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

There are several teams in the NL that won’t upgrade their payroll such as Milwakue, Florida, Pitt, Cinci, Houston, Washington, Colorado

So it’s unfair to the NL that they have to use a 4th outfielder/backup corner infielder as a DH in interleague play as opposed to having 15 million to spend on Matsui, Ortiz, Thome, Guerrero

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The average AL DH line isn’t actually all that high though.

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by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The winning% in interleague has a lot to do with the DH thing you were talking about. I haven’t seen this years numbers but the last 2, NL teams were at 500 at home (where there’s no DH) and WAY below 500 on the road.

I can’t explain the ASG though

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by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes that is what I said - it was .500

they countered with “teams play better at home”

but I think it neutralizes the DH effect at NL parks

in other words, the disparity in win/loss record in NL parks has more to do with the DH than homefield advantage.

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right..

So I think the AL is better because they are spending their money in a better 9th hitter rather than a 7th inning reliever.

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by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s good against the A’s, but that’s really a PCL/old timers team.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wright and Pujol's

FAIL!

Panda should’ve been at third… horrible fielding…

by Hawk49er on Jul 14, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a ball for Tim

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by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Listen to them talking up Halliday after trashing Timmy

by cybermaldonado on Jul 14, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I speak for everybody when I say: At least it wasn’t “Roger Clemens starting the ASG in Houston bad”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

this is going to be one angry thread tonight

by seyheystretch on Jul 14, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

No one will care once Tim leaves the game.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, we got pretty pissed off at Uggla last year after he made all of those errors.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s what happens when the fielding behind a pitcher sucks…

by Hawk49er on Jul 14, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

See…. that’s how you field a ball… yeesh…

by Hawk49er on Jul 14, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh look, Defense

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by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Broken bat single for Ichiro..Rocket out by Hanley Ramirez

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Halladay needs to get roughed up

that’s the only way I’m going to start feeling better

by superk1ng on Jul 14, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

He's too much of a machine

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll get the tire iron, you grab the pipe wrench

by Merope on Jul 14, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy had better smoke a J, get his head together, and come back out and straight deal.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY MAYS/OBAMA

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Pujols ground out right here

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by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

lol NL

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by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

GO POO HOLES

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Redeem thyself, Pujols!

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

NationLOL League

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by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

No one else finds the irony in Timmy not having his A game when he’s pitching for a team with a REAL offense?

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

he left some pitches up

but yeah. Defense.

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He still doesnt have his best stuff

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by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he pitched fine. A lot pitches were up.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah he didn’t look good

by thethrillisgone on Jul 14, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Idk that he pitched fine…he wasn’t locating anything.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could have gotten out of it without any runs scoring with good D, but he looked awful.

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by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

the inning should have ended with a double play if Pujols could stay on the FUCKING BAG

by superk1ng on Jul 14, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, this would have happened last year if he hadn’t fallen ill. It’s not unexpected being his first appearance. The adrenline is flowing freely.

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by timmeh on Jul 14, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since when was Albert Pujols on the Phillies?

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by boonitez on Jul 14, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I swear to God, Pujols, ground out here and I will forever hate you.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

No one in the history of the game???

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

What is Barry? Chopped liver?

It’s only been two years1

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by GiantBrass on Jul 14, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry was mean to l’il Joe Buck once 1000 years ago, therefor he never was the greatest player ever.

by satyricrash on Jul 14, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said in his first 9 years.

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by Cookyman on Jul 14, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, not listening

What were they saying about the history of the game?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
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by thehavenot on Jul 14, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That nobody ever had his numbers through his first 9 years.

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:-(

by Cookyman on Jul 14, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

DiMaggio? Gehrig? Williams?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
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by thehavenot on Jul 14, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

DiMaggio didn’t. He went to war during his prime. First 6 or 7 years though.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not in dingerz.

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by Cookyman on Jul 14, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guys like Gehrig, Foxx, Ott etc all didn’t play a full season their first year or they didn’t hit 30 HR’s with 100 RBI. Frank Robinson didn’t do it either or Hank or Willie.

Williams I think one year hit only 20 some homers his first or 2nd year.

DiMaggio was the closest, but then went to war and had injuries after that.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jimmy Foxx?

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS JUST IN

Joe Buck has swallowed Pujols.

Stop already. Please.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 14, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

GIMMIE A FUCKIN BREAK

by satyricrash on Jul 14, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I’m gonna be sick

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by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

See NL? That’s defense. Try it sometime.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING BULLSHIT

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT IS WHAT DEFENSE LOOKS LIKE

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by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. I guess it’s just because Halladay knows how to win…

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by boonitez on Jul 14, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

He does…Last year was the first time in his career he ever lost double digits and he still won 20 games.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that’s what a defense does, huh.

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by Scooter Ellis on Jul 14, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Defense Mothafucka do you play it?

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by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

This.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ballgame.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 14, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe Buck has a huge hard-on for Pujols.

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by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

huge dripping hardon

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throbbing, pulsing erection.

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by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Comparable to the hardon Peter Gammons had for Marlins prospect Mike Stanton during the Futures Game.

Please, gents, keep it in your pants.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s see an awesome inning this time

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by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Hanley and Pujols scorch the ball and come up with nothing. Meanwhile, a couple of routine grounders by the AL turn into a shitstorm.

by deuce deuce on Jul 14, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

good work tim

not his fault that pujols and wright are on the take…

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by TrojanCBB on Jul 14, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

This is all training for Timmy..Opening Day, All Star Game..He’ll learn and be able to control his emotions by the time he pitches in the playoffs

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I keep telling myself that.

by Merope on Jul 14, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hanley Defense!

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s the crazy thing…. leaving it to Hanley to make a d play….

by Hawk49er on Jul 14, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey they made a defensive play!

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG...

that almost looked like an infield hit…

by Hawk49er on Jul 14, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Now let timmy pitch the rest of this game and the AL won’t get more than those 2 runs.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Has Timmy thrown higher than 91mph?

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
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by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

he was up at 94 earlier.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROY HALLOLADAY

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes to the AL pitcher

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by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

lol @ Halliday swinging at the 2-0 pitch

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by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

for the love of god, don’t walk the pitcher

by seyheystretch on Jul 14, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW IT BY HIM

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by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

what is this 89 mph pitch

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

The second coming

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEEEES

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

-finished.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 14, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw that pitch more

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by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

K

woo.

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by GiantBrass on Jul 14, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

There it is.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

So tim throws more than a FB, right?

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

lol striking out the pitcher

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by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Poor Timmy...

stuck with that crappy first inning…

by Hawk49er on Jul 14, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Blame Wright and Pujols.

Both positions Sandoval could have played.

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by GiantBrass on Jul 14, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf @ that pitch

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 14, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

UMP has a shitty zone. nothing low is being called.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Ive never seen these MPH for any of Timmys pitches

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Like i’ve said several times, the gun at STL isn’t accurate. The MPH were way off when we played here a few weeks ago.

by superk1ng on Jul 14, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the FOX gun not the stadium

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Papa Chris probably isn’t too happy tonight. Reach for that dollar bill Timmy!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

In order. Phew.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

123

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job Tim

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

no need to watch anymore

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HE GETS DEFENSE YOU STUPID FUCKERS WHO ARE GONNA SAY HE SUCKS

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

calm.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 14, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAAAAGE

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

bleh i don't think he's comin' back out... hope so though

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 14, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s it for Lincecum.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate that bumper music.

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by GiantBrass on Jul 14, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Suzuki is annoyingly good

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Its not your fault the National showed up on D

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY TIMMY

thanks for not fucking it up this time NL LOL STARS

by satyricrash on Jul 14, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

BYE TIMMY

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Surprised Halladay has to bat. If I were a Jays fan tuning in to see him I would loathe that the announcers are about ONLY talking about him being traded possibly. Cant you talk about how great a pitcher hes been?

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by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

The fun part is he’s not even getting traded

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by boonitez on Jul 14, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

first of many all star games for Timmy

Ron Wotus for Manager or Roberto Kelly.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jul 14, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

He gave up 2 hits. Bad luck made it 2 runs.

by Orwell D. Catt on Jul 14, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

was either earned?

At USC we're not snobs, we're just better than you.

by TrojanCBB on Jul 14, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That should be it

for Timmy, which sucks cause he’s stuck with the crappy first and his teams poop fielding

by Hawk49er on Jul 14, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

1-2-3

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by timmeh on Jul 14, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

QUALITY START

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

my point exactly! 2 runs! good enough to win the game!

by Unitard on Jul 14, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of those was earned?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

IKR

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but none of them should have happened, should have been 2 double plays.

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by GiantBrass on Jul 14, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

3rd starter at best

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BING

“But it’s not Google!”

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

BS broken bat base hit, BS HBP, BS Defense Bays single up the middle was the only legitimate negative

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Budweiser = crap beer

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim classy

not a mention of the defense in his interview

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

This

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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LET’S GO HEBREW HAMMER!

by deuce deuce on Jul 14, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Obama!

ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!

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/shrug"

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

and quick glimpses of Matt Cain in the background of dugout shots

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

hit a damn blooper

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to call the President Mr. Obama

by cybermaldonado on Jul 14, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright, let’s settle in for a Giants-free rest of the All-Star Game!

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jul 14, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

It would be funny if the NL got no hit.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

would be funny

but only because I don’t want to cry

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

NL hitting Halladay hard with nothing to show for it

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

A NO HITTER IN AN ALLSTAR GAME!!!??!?!?! COULD IT BE??

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

See what happens when you put Phillies in the lineup?

Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

That throw was better than Zito.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

lookit that obama curve.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 14, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

there’s your shot of the ceremonial first lob

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Chances Tim McCarver voted for Barack Obama? I’d say 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jul 14, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

NLOL

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Presidential curve

by Unitard on Jul 14, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m sick of the NL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

i like real baseball too much to ever admit that

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 14, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

look at that great Philly hitting…

by Hawk49er on Jul 14, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

NationFAIL League

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by GiantBrass on Jul 14, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

NLol hitting

Ron Wotus for Manager or Roberto Kelly.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jul 14, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Obama, don’t talk about the Dodgers!

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jul 14, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

i’m declaring independent.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow dodgers. wtf!?

by Unitard on Jul 14, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

k i'm betting my life savings on whoever obama picks for mlb champs this year ;P

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 14, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

beat me to it

ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!

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/shrug"

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

*shutcher, not “shut your”

by FPTV on Jul 14, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF DODGERS???

VOTING FOR PALIN NOW

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Obama hyping the bums

Ron Wotus for Manager or Roberto Kelly.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jul 14, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

what do you bet Joe Buck isn’t even turning his head toward the field at all?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

He likes parity in the mlb! Socialist propoganda!

ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!

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/shrug"

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently you can't get a hit if it's not a blooper

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

See

Thats what you need to do

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

except for the Orioles

who have no hope of winning… ever

by Hawk49er on Jul 14, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

They won enough in the 60s and 70s.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

VICTORINO STILL SUCKS

Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN!

by deuce deuce on Jul 14, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's ask Canada for asylum.

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by GiantBrass on Jul 14, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

pablo woulda got a double.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 14, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo would have hit a grand slam with one man on

by goGSW24 on Jul 14, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

not sure if i’m happy about victorino’s hit

by sliderinthedirt on Jul 14, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Obama making fun of the Nats made me lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I DONT KNOW HOW TO FEEL

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

HITZ

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Obama giving props to Victorino

Barf

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Five in one AB.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

YADIER

my fantasy team loves u!!!

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Halliday hasn’t been great in recent games

by cybermaldonado on Jul 14, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think he’s over that groin injury that forced him to the DL.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jul 14, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

obama 0-2

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 14, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Victorino fan? U JUST LOST A VOTE BUDDY

ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!

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"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

obama praises the dodgers AND shane victorino

by FPTV on Jul 14, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

no praise for the Bums, just acknowledged they’re the story

by Hawk49er on Jul 14, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 run HR and Timmy gets in line for the win

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for a Yadier HR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m voting for Palin next time!!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Designated Hitter?

NATIONAL LEAGUE. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

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by GiantBrass on Jul 14, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

HALLOLADAY!!!!

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahaha Molina!!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOO HOO

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Molinas are CLUTCH!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL @ THROW

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 14, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

bloop bloop

ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!

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/shrug"

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DEFENSE!!!

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap, McCarver explanantion of AL dominance was inane

by thethrillisgone on Jul 14, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap, McCarver explanantion of AL dominance was is inane

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 14, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim gets a NO DECISION!!!

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT AL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Tie game!

by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Jul 14, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

EVERYONE LOVES MONEY

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY IS OFF THE HOOK!!!!!
TIMMY IS OFF THE HOOK!!!!!TIMMY IS OFF THE HOOK!!!!!TIMMY IS OFF THE HOOK!!!!!
TIMMY IS OFF THE HOOK!!!!!TIMMY IS OFF THE HOOK!!!!!
TIMMY IS OFF THE HOOK!!!!!

by Unitard on Jul 14, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

AMERICAN LOLEAGUE

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOHOOOOO

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Now Lincecum can’t get the loss!!!

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jul 14, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

SWEET!!!!! 2-2! GO MOLINA!!!

by Hawk49er on Jul 14, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play Anusface

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 14, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

ALL-STAR DEFENSE LOL!!!!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Bloop attack FTW

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

SLIMMER MONEY

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Everybody loves money

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

all kinds of money

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 14, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA tied

Molina!

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 14, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Shane Victorino scoring =/

WOOOOO Y-MONEY

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by GiantBrass on Jul 14, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I <3 YADIER

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

damn he's big.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 14, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

TRADE CAIN FOR THIS MAN

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Take him deep plz

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That dugout shot with > 10 Phillies uniforms was a freaking joke.

by bondo on Jul 14, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I like when Presidents are baseball fans.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Vote for me when I run in ten years

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIMMY GONNA GET THE WIN!!

by Unitard on Jul 14, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

ffffff-fffffffff-fffffffair

ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!

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/shrug"

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

PRINCE!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

this is why you don't let halladay hit ;)

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 14, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

So wait...

this is going to be Fielder’s only AB this game? Wow… what a waste…. NICE!!!! DOUBLE!!! Good job!

by Hawk49er on Jul 14, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Prince goes oppo!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim could get the win now.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

TRADE CAIN 4 HIM!!!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOT

OMG HOW IS THIS HAPPENING HALLADAY PITCHES IN THE SUPERIOR LEEG GUYZ1

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by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

man you get the award for being the most rude person on here

I think Tim is the best pitcher in MLB…but he does have a higher earned run average against the

Do you realize Royals fans gets precariously mad over the last several years? We woudl die for the guy but now have to watch Luke Hochevar take baby steps.

I was kind of being sarcastic and curious (obviously you say something like during an ALL STAR game you are going to get a rise out of people)

A few posters came back with some good answers (the DH is an advantage during interleague play)

appreciate the good comments

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s some quality announcing by Buck

by ryanmiles on Jul 14, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah. the NL will find a way to blow it.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably. =(

Hey, so is the “minimum innings pitched for a starter to win” rule thrown out in the All-Star game?

by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Jul 14, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy FTW!

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by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

ALL OF SUDDEN, TIMMY KNOWS HOW TO WIN THE ASG!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

it was his clubhouse presence that inspired the team that inning

ROWAND I LOVE YOU SON!

old signature:
"apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug"

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 14, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM FTW

Literally!

Status: Has a feeling that tonight is going to be good night. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Jul 14, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

That's so lame

The only AB for Fielder in this game… total waste

by Hawk49er on Jul 14, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

you lost me.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

psycho. pathetically.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh?

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 14, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is cool now.

by deuce deuce on Jul 14, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

BTW it’s the anniversary (or maybe it was yesterday) for when Pete Rose plowed Ray Fosse at home plate.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I think that was yesterday

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT RAY FOSSE

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prince goes oppo!

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

ALol

Ron Wotus for Manager or Roberto Kelly.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jul 14, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Obama asking if he can stay: JUST FIVE MORE MINUTES

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe Buck: fap fap fap fap

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZOMGS Halladay sucks. He was hurt by defense too

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY COULDN’T PUJOLS DO THAT WHEN TIMMY WAS PITCHING

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

So my boys up

maybe he’ll get shelled who knows

THe saddest part is him and lincecum should be on the same staff

Imagine that FUCKING DAYTON MOORE IS SUCH A MORON

by GobbleforCyoung on Jul 14, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

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