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Tim Lincecum

#55 / Pitcher / San Francisco Giants

5-11

170

L

R

Jun 15, 1984



 W-LGGSCGSHOSVBSIPHRERHRBBKERAWHIP
2009 - Tim Lincecum 10-2 18 18 3 2 0 0 127.2 100 37 33 4 34 149 2.33 1.05


Tim Lincecum

#55 / Pitcher / San Francisco Giants

5-11

170

L

R

Jun 15, 1984



 W-LGGSCGSHOSVBSIPHRERHRBBKERAWHIP
2009 - Tim Lincecum 10-2 18 18 3 2 0 0 127.2 100 37 33 4 34 149 2.33 1.05


Tim Lincecum

#55 / Pitcher / San Francisco Giants

5-11

170

L

R

Jun 15, 1984



 W-LGGSCGSHOSVBSIPHRERHRBBKERAWHIP
2009 - Tim Lincecum 10-2 18 18 3 2 0 0 127.2 100 37 33 4 34 149 2.33 1.05

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TIM LINCECUM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s aight

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 14, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

My tickets to San Jose’s game on Saturday just got a little less appealing. Thank God for Tyler Graham!

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can still Neal Before Zod

And the rotation is lights out these days. I need to get down there to see Barnes soon.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS PLEEZ

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah!

Giants need home field advantage for the World Series!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the record...

I saw the guy dressed in a sunflower costume again on the way into work. One of these days I will take a pic with my blackberry and post it here.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 14, 2009 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

NL has to win one sometime, Right?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

pigs gotta fly eventually, right?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

So we did get 3 players in the game after all?

Nice.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Jul 14, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I’M HERE TO WATCH THE PHILLIES

by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

good, cause there isn't much

other than that to watch, apparently

go timmy!

by ringleader3 on Jul 14, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rays entire infield in the AL, which is interesting

VOTE SANDOVAL
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 14, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

but not coincidental.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

VICTORNINO DISSERVES IT

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 14, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

5pm

Game doesn’t start till like after 5:30

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best Kiss?

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 14, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can tell you the worst kiss: Joe Martinez getting kissed on the forehead

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jonathan Sanchez kissing the sky.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s stupid for them to positively reinforce his freakout.

Proud parent of Frederick Charles Merkle.

by jhiat00 on Jul 14, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch it with the mute button on.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope the players wear their own team’s uniform.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess they always have, but I have this creeping fear every year that they’re going to go the way of other sports and make everybody wear the same ugly uniform

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish to see Lincecum make Jeter look like a fool.

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 14, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I predict Tim is going to be a bit amped up. Maybe a little wild.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 14, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be okay if Tim gives Jeter black and blue calm eyes

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 14, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna see Tim get wild. He was on Cain’s leash before the game.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jul 14, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah the biggest game Tim has pitched in so far was opening day…and that didn’t go so well. I know the circumstances are different now, but I’m still worried he could be too amped up today.

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim should turn toward the outfield and hit Victorino.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeter doesn't know Tim

Therefore, Tim must not exist.

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prediction for Tim’s first inning:

Ichiro – groundout
Jeter – swinging K
Mauer – groundout

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro – Strikeout
Jeter – Strikeout
Mauer – Strikeout

AL- Forfeit

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 14, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like your thinking.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

AL sees Timmy warming up…
AL- Forfeit

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim doesn't warm up

He cools off with a refreshing Choco Taco

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 14, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE INTIMIDATOR

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 14, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's it.

I’m buying an NL jersey with “THE INTIMIDATOR” on the back.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY GUYS

I JUST PLAYED A DODGER FAN ON MLB THE SHOW ON THE INTERNET AND I WON AND MATT CAIN HIT A HOME RUN AND BRIAN WILSON STRUCK OUT CASEY BLAKE ON THREE PITCHES TO END THE GAME AND IT WAS AWWWWWWESOME!!!

No, seriously, it was awesome.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jul 14, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

POOPIN

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 14, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the point!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT WAS AWESOME

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jul 14, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH AMERICAAA

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is awesome though

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet..

Cable company was supposed to shut off my cable (TV) July 6th yet I still have it.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

stealing cable is a federal offense.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

but accepting it for free as a gift from your cable company is not.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

I was scared for a sec that I was doing something wrong.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing wrong with two guys holding hands

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 14, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Image isn’t loading. :(

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check out this one then:

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 14, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s exactly what I said when I saw this.

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 14, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not being unawesome?

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 14, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

#25

looks like Dr Dre in his “World Class Wrekkin Cru” days ….

by SnowLeopard on Jul 14, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

quite agree

I think it looks sweet.

like they’re trying to make sure the other doesn’t get lost

by bobnothing on Jul 14, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Notice that you can’t see Cain’s left hand.

by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a fucking joke.

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is the target audience for the GI Joe Movie? I still have no idea

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll only go see it if they have safety tips afterwards

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those dubbed PSA announcements are hilarious

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably my favorite one

though “I’M A COMPUTER” is probably up there as well

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the reggae one and the body massage one

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaacked.

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

and knowing is half the battle

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers fans?

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think I'm gonna go

now I have a job.

warning – pre season warmup games are pretty terrible.

by bobnothing on Jul 14, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d way rather see terrible Messi, Xavi, and Puyol than anything MLS has to offer.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 14, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF it’s 99° outside?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude I can’t believe somebody outbid me on ebay for this:

I thought I would be the only bidder.

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I still cant believe they would do that

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, man, that shirt is fantastic.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

lololololololololookout landing

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably an LL poster

who wanted to burn it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

UGH! Close -up of Eric Karros on the live web-cam. BAD NEWS.

by satyricrash on Jul 14, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I THINK that was him, I closed my browser window in fright and to be sure he couldn’t claw thru it and murder my life.

by satyricrash on Jul 14, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone turn on ESPN

They’re covering the Romo/Simpson breakup

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

The what in the what now?

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sergio Romo and Lisa Simpson?

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

she couldn’t stand the mohawk.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is the actual game not going to start until 5:30?

I really don’t want to watch any of this pregame stuff.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 14, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

You don’t like the pre-game intros of the players?

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Buck: “Justin Duckshur”

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope there won’t be any play by play for the ASG webcam.

by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t want Joe Buck, eh??

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obama throwing out the first pitch. Can he play third?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

shawn johnson should be our leadoff batter ;)

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 14, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The “F” season grade so far this season is up to 5?? Dodgers or A’s fans should not be allowed to vote on our poll.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Or Phillies fans. Or trolls.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEST FANS IN ALL BASEBALL®

by satyricrash on Jul 14, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I found myself hating Cardinals fans after they kept throwing shit at Jeffrey Leonard during the 87 NLCS.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Zambrano mows my lawn T-shirts also beg to differ.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

ST LOUIS FANS ARE THE REAL ALLSTARS HERE FOLKS

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for the heartwarming intro montage

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope i won’t have to keep bouncing between camera angles to see everything.

by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re not using the mosaic feature?

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t realize it was available. Checking it out now.

by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is streaming? I have MLB.tv, but it’s listed as blacked out.

by sakbaum on Jul 14, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, never mind. Would help if I looked at the media center page.

by sakbaum on Jul 14, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

zomfg Timmy

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

What about Timmy?

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s there and being awesome. I’m giddy.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean…he’s real?

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's a real boy!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZOMG

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like obama. :)

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 14, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m an Obama mama.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t realize this was the Obama All-Star game? When did that happen? Did he sneak that in the first stimulus package? Or is it in of the upcoming ones?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jul 14, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still have work for 30 more minutes. When does the actual game start?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 14, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Not in 30 minutes

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain sighting!

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Odds that Obama’s pitch looks better than a Barry Zito pitch?

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Is the “all angles” thing worth crippling my computer, or should I just stick to the tv?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s kind of annoying, actually.

by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although I appreciate the CF cam scanning for girls in the crowd.

by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK , so

queso
cheese

If enny a ewe technogeeks knows some way I can watch the ASG on my pewter I’ll pay real money.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 14, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Off I go , thx.

stand by for failnews

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 14, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh.

It’s NOT FAILING.

fuckenay!
Go LinceKKKKKKum!

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 14, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

/goes crazy

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trey Hillman: epic mustache, or most epic mustache?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Trey Hillman grew a fatty mustache.

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I used to like when the team’s PA announcer used to intro the players and NOT Joe Buck.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck the Red Sox.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

i'm a bit late here

but

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooston

by bobnothing on Jul 14, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why did Buherle get a big cheer?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he’s from Missouri

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s from Missouri.

by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t even hear what the PA announcer is saying.

by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF?

Chone Figgins?!?! Really???

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 14, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Replacement

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its beyond me as well

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did Jason Bartlett make the All-Star team?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

He could arguably be starting at SS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s friggin’ good.

by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOO Coaches

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s kind of creepy how they’re showing LaRussa in X-mo

by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLilly

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Cub players gets the boos

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOO

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

BOODODGERS

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I remember the Dodgers players got booed hardcore when the game was in SF.

by deuce deuce on Jul 14, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Especially Suck It Russell Martin.

by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was catching in the bullpen at the time as well. He tried to make it look like he wasn’t paying attention.

by deuce deuce on Jul 14, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol @ Broxton’s stupid hair

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOO PHILLIES

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FAILBEARD

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL beard

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 14, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

MATTTYY, RATHER

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 14, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAAATTT CCAAAAIIIIIINNNNNN

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOHHHH

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Franklin’s beard is massive.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah Giants

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 14, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOOOO CAIN

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Broxton is one ugly fuck.

Go Cain!!

by DrDC on Jul 14, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIN

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain!

on TV!

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

John Madden has lost some weight…

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro

Is awesome that is all.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Batting leadoff for the 8th time in an all-star… tying Willie “Best Play Ever” Mays and Rod Carew for most all time

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 14, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t type. Supposed to be all star game and Player

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 14, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This place will explode when Pujols gets announced.

by DrDC on Jul 14, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

nah

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant Lincecum.

by DrDC on Jul 14, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was louder when Bonds was named in 07

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mauer is really cool

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

You could see the bruise on Cain’s arm.

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

man, how do I get to the normal tv view on mlb.com? I’m seeing slo mo replays of joe torre taking his hat off and there are no announcers.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jul 14, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Why does Jason Bay have to be on Boston? I like him.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish we traded for him

by superk1ng on Jul 14, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would actually like to sign him, if he isnt insanely expensive

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

We like Roy

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOO AMERIKAN LEAGUE BOOOOOOO

by satyricrash on Jul 14, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

80 degrees still in St. Louis

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOO CHARLIE MANUEL

by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOO

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHARLIE MANUEL BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Unitard on Jul 14, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOO

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Boo Charlie Manuel and the Phillies!!!

by DrDC on Jul 14, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t wait until they introduce TIMMY!

by superk1ng on Jul 14, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

..and the rest of the Philadelphia Phillies.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Hanley the manly

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

is there a live tv feed online?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

An awful fox one through mlb.com

by Lobsterkite on Jul 14, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://atdhe.net/watch-baseball.php?i=2

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Jul 14, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB.com. It’s free!

by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s guys

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL

Thanks guys

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

American League>Manuel.

by DrDC on Jul 14, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Weaksauce, wasn’t even that loud.

by DrDC on Jul 14, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Drugs must be kicking in

Because my MLB feed is slooowiiing dowwwnnnn…

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 14, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Pujols

Yeah it was like when we got Barry in 07.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LaRussa probably wanted to bat Timmy 8th.

by deuce deuce on Jul 14, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

wow look at this :P

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 14, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum>Pujols

by DrDC on Jul 14, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Ryan Braun kinda looks like a big, buff Jon Stewart.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

whoa, calm down, Joe Buck

getting a bit too excited there

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO VICTORINO YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHANE VICTORINO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Unitard on Jul 14, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

PUPPY RAPER

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RECTUM

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

think timmy's gonna get to bat when it's his turn up?

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 14, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Double switch

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yadier got a bigger ovation than Pujols.

by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOHOOOOOO TIMMMMYYYY

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY!

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 14, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

YAYAYAYAYA TIMMY

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM BITCHES

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

YAAAAAAAAA TIMMYY

by Unitard on Jul 14, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Kind of a weak cheer for Tim.

by deuce deuce on Jul 14, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, he did throw a shutout against St Louis.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 14, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG WHAT A BADASS ITS LIKE THE RESTAURANT SCENE IN GOODFELLAS

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I want him to strikeout the side

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

So , this MLB thing

All we can do is watch , we get no play – by – play description?

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 14, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Go to Justin.tv if you just want to watch Fox’s broadcast online

by OTTOMATIC on Jul 14, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIMMEH

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

And out of nowhere...

PABLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SANDOVAL

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 14, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

/comes flying in on a fan strapped to his back, wearing a red,white and blue suit

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read this as a person on his back.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

even more epic

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Parachuting in….THE PANDA

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poblo was snubbed.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/throws a chair

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

My shit doesn’t work in the All-Star game!

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

STREAKING

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Halladay got more cheers than Timmy.

It’s because the Cardinals have felt the PAIN of playing against him.

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

St. Louis is one of the cities Halladay is rumored to go to.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see how they could afford him…plus they need a bat, and rumor is Toronto would want Rasmus in a trade.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of 29.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m nervous for Lincecum

by superk1ng on Jul 14, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB All-Star game, a celebration of greatness

like Brian Fuentes!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 14, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Duude, don’t you have a country to run or something?

by Merope on Jul 14, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSH COMES OUT OF NOWHERE!

by deuce deuce on Jul 14, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

GeLOLrge Bush looks OLDDDDDDDDDD!

SLICK WILLIE FTW!!!!!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Bush aged A LOT

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

yea i agree holy crap i was surprised

by Unitard on Jul 14, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He no longer has the White House make-up crew to make him look good.

by Merope on Jul 14, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh shnap it's bill

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 14, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Love the purple tie Bill

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t wait for LBJ’s monologue.

by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Jimmy carter!! oh wait.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 14, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone use Slingbox and “At-Large Recorder”?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSH AND VICTORINO ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR 9/11 AND MOLESTING PUPPIES.

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Enough presidents and all-stars in life

More baseball

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 14, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Good ol Jimmy Carter

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

HISTORYS GREATEST MONSTER

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 14, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why the fuck was george bush just on my tv???! what the hell

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 14, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Why was Obama on mine?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jul 14, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Currently in office?

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2009 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

WARREN G HARDING URGES YOU TO GET INVOLVED

by satyricrash on Jul 14, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FDR sez

We have nothing to fear but Tim Lincecum’s changeup.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

GROVER CLEVELAND URGES YOU TO DO TWO NON-CONSECUTIVE GOOD DEEDS A WEEK

by satyricrash on Jul 14, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well done.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Jul 14, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was why he was in a wheelchair

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 14, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

BASEBALL

FUCK YEAH

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Omg I’m precognitive…

by cybermaldonado on Jul 14, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Wheres the lady with the Giants jersey on

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

2012 Campaign ad

Barack Obama is a White Sox fan.
AJ Pierzynski plays for the White Sox
Vote for Sarah Palin

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 14, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow this kid with cerebral palsy is pretty amazing.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty special kid, straight A’s in high school, very amazing

by PiKAgiant on Jul 14, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only have a 3.5 and I do like one charity fundraiser a year. I better get on the ball.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

3.5 GPA

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still jealous of that GPA there, i just want above a 3.0, same here though about the charity

by PiKAgiant on Jul 14, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This weekend I’m doing a bowling tournament raising money for the American Cancer Society.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a great idea! And definitely for a good cause, that’s really the only society my dad and i donate to, since it is kinda special to us, as my mom had cancer

by PiKAgiant on Jul 14, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doing good feels good

My grandmother was a breast cancer survivor. One of these years I want to do the breast cancer three day walk in her name.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d definitely participate in that, my mom passed just last year after battling ovarian cancer for 5 years…

by PiKAgiant on Jul 14, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s awesome.

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Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

bowling and beer for a good cause

Heck yeah!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s Robot Nixon?

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

probably

like always

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

But we will be treated to the anthems of 134 other countries

by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 14, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

and God Bless America, America the Beautiful, My Country ’tis of Thee, and Yankee Doodle Dandee

by Merope on Jul 14, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

They coulda sold advertising in that time.. And donated the millions to charity instead of those speaches.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 14, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are some incredible people

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

George Bush does not care about black people.

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Mike Meyers face after that is legendary

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then cut to speechless Chris Tucker

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 14, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cuts to a stunned Chris Tucker.

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can Obama force Bud Selig out of office and put Bush in? That’d be fun.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you want MLB to fail too?

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bush actually knows baseball pretty well…that’s the only topic he ever sounds intelligent about.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

TRADE AWAY SAMMY SOSA RANGERS BRASZZ

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bush was the only owner to oppose the Wild Card. He would be a disaster.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, I'd be okay with a league without the wild card, thanks

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 14, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even this year?

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jul 14, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

I think that baseball is better off without it.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 14, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would mean the Giants are not in the pennant currently.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand this

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 14, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

How would only 3 teams in the post season for each league work?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 divisions?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

So 4, 3 team divisions in AL. I dont see it. I could see it if they added 2 teams though.

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back to two divisions

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 14, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm on your side

don’t worry, it’s only us 2 vs. 5,0000000000000000 McCovenites

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...

by natteringnabob on Jul 14, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

+ Mayor

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 14, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Upside: he would have MLB invade Cuba

Downside: everything else.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 14, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do William Henry Harrison and Barry Zito in 2009 have in common?

Their good rides only lasted a month

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I AM SO FUCKING INSPIRED!

by sakbaum on Jul 14, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m gonna cry

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to see Timmy

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

thank you for being a friend.

by satyricrash on Jul 14, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank YOU for being you.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 14, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Motherfucking dads in the crowd wiping away tears FTW

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I wanna know about the Giants lady!

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s pretty damn cool

by PiKAgiant on Jul 14, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Jessica Schlegle there?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

That was just for the Bay Area teachers.

by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry, I tend to ask that question when I see any large group of people.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no crying in baseball, unless you are a colossal first pick overall bust.

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 14, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

So there's a game tonight right?

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jul 14, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

But we have to sing Kumbaya a dozen times first

by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 14, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the lady wearing the Giants jersey the one who knits beanies?

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think so.

by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

good

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I could have heard Ichiro’s expletive laden pep talk to these All Star people.

by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Why are they still talking?

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jul 14, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

ehhhh Sherryl Crow…

by PiKAgiant on Jul 14, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Sheryl Crow? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

which rock star is she screwing these days?

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 14, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted to hear her say, “Everyone put your hands together!”

by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 14, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

So this game starts at 8:30PM PT?

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve gone beyond. Now what? There’s nothing here.

by Orwell D. Catt on Jul 14, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

i haven’t heard, but are they gona pitch cain? probably not huh? =(

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 14, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

No

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was already replaced.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s only available to pinch hit.

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy double switches all the way from SF

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 14, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

To honor America we go to Sheryl Crow?

by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Shows America’s lack of logic. Perfect.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who did we get to sing it in ’07?

by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally mediocre Sheryl Crow!

Semi-proud adoptive father of Scott "Aaron" Barnes.

by boonitez on Jul 14, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Nobody is standing next to Sheryl Crow because of her one sheet of toilet paper rule

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 14, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t think of a single song she’s ever sung. Hooray!

by sakbaum on Jul 14, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone needs to tell Sheryl she left her headlights on

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Nobody saw that coming.

by shanghaijim on Jul 14, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Pablo Sandoval drops out of it.

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 14, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re stationed out of Alamagordo, NM. If you go to White Sands don’t be surprised if they buzz you. Scared me. Other jets buzz you too, but at least you can see the pilots and make gestures back.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 14, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorta off topic but GRRR i want a 2008 tim lincecum all star jersey...

they’re not available for sale anywhere anymore huh? =/ i liked the color…

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 14, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I think the Giants dugout stores sell them.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

really? next time i see one i’m buying it :P can’t find them online anywhere though

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 14, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure the Giants Dugout Store will have plenty available.

by Orwell D. Catt on Jul 14, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have the Lincecum road jersey with the all star patch

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 14, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do the Giants have those player jersey t-shirts online anywhere? I’m in NY, and all I see Mets/Yankees fans wearing them all the time, but I don’t see any in the Giants online shop, and who knows when I’ll get out to AT&T.

by sakbaum on Jul 14, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m duplicating posts all over the place.

by sakbaum on Jul 14, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stealth Bomber! Batman!

by Orwell D. Catt on Jul 14, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

aircraft looks like a freakin ufo

by Unitard on Jul 14, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

They should have Musial try to hit Timmy.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

This pregame is so drawn out

by Lobsterkite on Jul 14, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh!

Sheryl Crow? Really?! Sheryl Crow?

Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you

by milesntrane on Jul 14, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Better than the Jonas Brothers or some other 5 secs of fame piece of shit act that is out there. They coulda brought out Nelly too haha.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Richard Justice of the Houston Chronicle Twittered:

President Obama invited Hall of Famer Willie Mays to fly aboard Air Force One to St. Louis for the All-Star Game.

Hell yeah.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

best

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY BARACK OBAMA IS NOT WILLIE MAYS

by satyricrash on Jul 14, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know what willie is being appointed to

but I guarantee you he will kick a%^

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...

by natteringnabob on Jul 14, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

So awesome

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 14, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats great

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Protip

Start the game

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait till he decides if hes even staying here first. Geez

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, don’t think he’s gonna go play in Minnesota

by PiKAgiant on Jul 14, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flynn is a better PG anyway

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 14, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

and went to college!

by PiKAgiant on Jul 14, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obama pitch time coming up

Vegas odds have him not bouncing the pitch

by Orwell D. Catt on Jul 14, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

They should have every living president throw a pitch simultaneously. That would be cool

by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 14, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see Cheney throw one.

by Orwell D. Catt on Jul 14, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Shoots catcher on accident

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shoots Victorino on purpose

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

They put House in an asylum?! Glad I stopped watching

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s drug rehab

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 14, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Misleading commercial said asylum

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stopped watching a while ago. I’m totally lost.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed breakfast.

On my way to Burger King!

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a wonderful restaurant!

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t they film that episode of Scandlemakers there?

by Classy_Argonaut on Jul 14, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

At some point someone will say “House is in the house”

by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 14, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Red was dead

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

he was a great all star DP combo with Honus Wagner

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 14, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their red jackets don’t even match.

by satyricrash on Jul 14, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

OT

I just got a call from the VCUSD offering me my job back!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 14, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

make them give you a big raise. Congratulations. Do you now have to change your ID to thehave?

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 14, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

same job as last year, so no

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 14, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 14, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

bitchin!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bob Gibson will bean anyone who goes near home plate

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jul 14, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Put Victorino there?

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

hardcore

This celebration of Cardinals HOFers is awesome though.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty pathetic cheer for musial

by Lobsterkite on Jul 14, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Bitchin’ car Stan!

by deuce deuce on Jul 14, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

God, now they wheel Rich Aurilia out on the field. Just play some damn baseball!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Shut up Joe Buck (you’ll be hearing that a lot from me)

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

lol White Sox jacket

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Missouri is a red state

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

well i’ll be driving through there on the way back to Cincinnati

by PiKAgiant on Jul 14, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he win the electoral votes in MO?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Missouri blue itself

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

They took a chubby.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rotorueter, you blow-hard.

by satyricrash on Jul 14, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

which of course means no. it wasn’t decided right away, so I just assumed he did. he lost it barely

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, I thought he lost MO.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is what I thought.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

right

my bad. he just won every close state, that’s what I assumed. plus after election day, I stopped paying attention.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s really a swing state. but it goes with the eventual winner like 99% of the time.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who the hell is booing

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jul 14, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice get up Obama

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow showing up in the Sox gear

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 14, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Stevie Wonder should've introduced him

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

COMMUNISTS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL half the crowd is booing. BEST FANS IN THE GAME!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Are they booing Obama?

by deuce deuce on Jul 14, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Perhaps cuz he reps Chicago…

by Hobbes2d on Jul 14, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could have been worse. Could have came out in a Cubs jacket.

by deuce deuce on Jul 14, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

there can’t possibly any other reason….

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

some people don't like him

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW CAN THIS BE?!?

A politician getting booed? Someone should pass a law!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 14, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could’ve worn a Cards jacket and everyone there would’ve adored him.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Jul 14, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t tempt them. they will do just that!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I really don’t get the surprise…

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 14, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, even the most popular president is always disliked by at least 30% of the people. AT LEAST.

by satyricrash on Jul 14, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOUTHPAW?!?!?!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Ditch zito

sign Obama

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

SOUTHPAW!!

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 14, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

EPIC CAMERA FAIL

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice camera work there, Fox

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

let’s HOPE it was….

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIGN HIM GIANTS BRASS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

AVAILABLE PLAYER

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lefty??

Nice!

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jul 14, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

but not surprising

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how they didn’t show where the ball went just in case he sucked.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

We didn’t need to see if Pujols caught it or not

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 14, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Politicans always get booed. He’s actually getting off pretty easily.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

there were clearly more cheers than boos, which is what it should be, though politicians always risk some booing when they do these types of things. it goes with the territory.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

couldnt even see if it was a strike or not wtf

by Unitard on Jul 14, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Keepin it real in the Sox jacket, nice.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how he says he’s a White Sox fan and hates the Cubs.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obama is better than Zito.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Was about to say Zito’s probably shitting his pants right about now. That ball was about 80mph faster than his “fastball.”

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

wonder if obama won missouri or no? :P

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 14, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

He lost it by like .01%

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a big city in the country that he didn’t win? I’m actually curious.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he win Dallas?

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Texas went to McCain by a comfortable margin but I don’t recall if he got Dallas.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he did – he can keep it

by Merope on Jul 14, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 14, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure the John King touch-map is still somewhere on cnn.com if you are curious about the county breakdowns.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a big city. he won all big cities.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He lost MO, but by an insanely tiny margin: 49.37% to 49.24%. (Well, not FL 2000 insane, but still pretty tiny.)

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Jul 14, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I don’t know if I got the ESPN Streak for Cash right

WTF FOX camera guy?

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 14, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Does the game start soon?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s still more pregame show? MAKE IT STOP

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

oh great

Tim McCarver

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe Buck close up. DNW

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

“What a night we’ve already had so far”

WITH NO BASEBALL BEING PLAYED

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jul 14, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

 TONIGHT WILL BE THE PITCHING DERBY

by Natto on Jul 14, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Its so Fox News can later say he didn’t make it to home plate when he did

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

PITCHING DERBY FTW

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jul 14, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

QUEUE THE BUCK .GIF!

by deuce deuce on Jul 14, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

timmy > halladay

lol “bionic arm”

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 14, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I FORGOT ABOUT MCCARVER.. MUTE!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

GET DEION AND A BUCKET OF WATER, STAT

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta admit. This is funny but I hate Deion Sanders.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m meh on him. He played for the Giants and helped the 49ers win a SB, but I liked that moment b/c I hate McCarver.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 14, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Odds are we’ll hear about nothing but Cardinals and Phillies

by Orwell D. Catt on Jul 14, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzz

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 14, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

timmy's gonna get the win.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 14, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

This

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol @ vile burrito

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

IT’S BACON!

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The game is on KNBR, good luck getting it to synch up, and I’ve no idea who’s calling it, but that is an option.

by Merope on Jul 14, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Can it be?

The game is actually going to start?

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 14, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta have 7 more hours of commercials.

by SFGuy on Jul 14, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

I had chili for lunch.

Sorta regret that decision.

But it tasted sooooo good.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

homemade chili?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 14, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yessiree

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 14, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I skipped lunch but I went with a Darvocet when I got home

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 14, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had leftover chicken parm.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 14, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Butt Pee?

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jul 14, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just want Timmy to show that he’s the best

by DFAAurillia on Jul 14, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone been reading FanGraphs’s MLB Trade Value lists?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 14, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm watching the game with my aunt

While it’s nice watching with family, she’s a Barry Bonds hater. So I steer the conversation away from that…

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 14, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Game hasn’t even started yet. wow.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 14, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo would have made that throw to first, and made that stop at first. Just saying…

by russian.tank on Jul 14, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Everyone’s all on Victorino’s nuts now probably, but Pablo would have homered and saved all the stressful 2 out hitting.

Also, good to see Lincecum has finally learned HOW TO WIN!

by DrDC on Jul 14, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

So Pujols is pretty good eh?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 14, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah.

But he’s a Dodger fan. Didn’t make that play for Timmy :(

by DrDC on Jul 14, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

When are Tim McCarver and Joe Buck going to stop with fellation of the AL

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 14, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Pinch hit with Cain!

by DrDC on Jul 14, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Howard strikes (out) again. At least Pablo…oh wait.

by DrDC on Jul 14, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

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