GameThread: The Two Towers
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But it’s a no hitter?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 11, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
Did you know there is a perfect game going on?
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
Over under 2 double switches by Bochy tonight.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Who is Bengie talking to in that commercial? Renteria?
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
Freddie. You probably didn’t recognize him because he wasn’t striking out
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 11, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
FREDEMPTION
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
He seemed like he had an hispanic accent. Maybe I am just nuts.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
RACIST
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
So, Justin Miller was a good signing.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
I was wondering why no one was posting in the other thread, then I realized I’m a moron.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
get a hit Urine
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
FYI
My phone insists on spelling Uribe, urine. It is very appropriate.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Funniest spellcheck/suggestion
I used to email with a group of ladies at my old job, using MS Outlook. The profanity filters would bounce back any email with a curse word in it. We tried to get around it using alternate spellings, such as biotch. It suggested “BIOTECH?” for biotch and we fell out laughing. Thus, we were dubbed, the Biotechs.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
There was an article?
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Cabrera his a pretty top notch arm
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
He made some fine plays against the Dodgers last night.
Judgment Day is coming
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Is this the place with the perfect game going?
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
I have an awful feeling we're going to get shutout (with 2 hits) tonight
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Just got back from dinner. Not liking this Cain injury business.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
We have mini apricot tarts in the oven.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
did you make enough for everyone?
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys can fight over the last one.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
WONT IT BE COOL WHEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT HOW WE SAW TWO NO HITTERS IN A ROW????
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
ONLY IF IT’S THROWN BY THE GIANTS
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 11, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, we don’t have Cain’s bat in the lineup anymore.
Judgment Day is coming
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Random, but
When’s the deadline for draft picks to sign?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
August 15th or something
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
/irrationally panics about not having signed Wheeler yet
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
Just saw the replay for the first time… Did Cainer make any faces as he walked away? And grabbing at the arm or anything like that? Or – does it seem precautionary???
Seemed like he wanted to stay in the game
by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 11, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
No faces
Probably precautionary, but it was the elbow
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Probably precautionary, as mentioned. He airmailed a practice pitch to the backstop, which didn’t help his case.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
YUK!
Stauffer hasn’t even thrown 40 pitches yet.
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
THE MATT CAIN SITUATION
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
That was a non-update, Amy. You are not getting any of this.
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 11, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions
URIBE IS A GOLD GLOVER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
MOLD GLOVER
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Uribe's defense is Renteria-esque
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
he should have made that play
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
Base hit? That's a frigging error!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Right, Kuip said hit first
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Uribe doesn’t get the benefit of the doubt.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
Judgment Day is coming
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That looked familiar Uribe
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 11, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
HEY GUYS JUAN URIBE BOOTED TWO BALLS THAT MEANS HE IS A TERRIBLE WORTHLESS FIELDER I DON’T CARE WHAT THE STATS SAY!!!!!!!!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
That's it
I’m murdering Uribe. Anyone know how to get rid of fingerprints?
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Just chop off your finger tips beforehand.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
no, but I know a good lawyer
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Cut off your fingers?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 11, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
All I know is
Spray ammonia on the blood. Then haul ass to Cuba.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Rabble Rabble Rabble
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
Human?
Dancer?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I want a second baseman
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I like the name Veruca…if I ever have a daughter I may name her that
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Give her the middle name of “Salt”.
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 11, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Or we could get Jose “Uribe” Gonzalez, if you have a shovel.
….too soon?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
see what happens when you ask nicely?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
naturally. he’s quite polite and classy.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
GIDP, please
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions
WOOT
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Thank you.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I love Double Plays!
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
hey nice job Miller
I’m pleased.
Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.
Justin Miller: Good
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 11, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions
What’s all this talk about a NO HITTER?
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 11, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
Hey, when was the last time there were two consecutive no hitters in a series?
Judgment Day is coming
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SHH YOU GUYS DON'T TALK ABOUT THE NO-HITTER
Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.
JINXED IT
damn
Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.
by Sammy Danger on Jul 11, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn it, Scott!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, Scott's back to sucking
I had false hope after that hot streak, but he’s back to usual
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
AFLAC - Gary Alexander?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Look, obscure Giants catchers in no-hitters as a trivia category already.
You’re next, Whiteside.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions
Dang
Josh Willingham: 3/4, 3 R, 2 HR, 4 RBIs, walk, double
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
What was the question? I missed it.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Who was the catcher behind the plate for Montefusco's no-no?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Last Giants catcher to catch a no-hitter
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Classy
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Good job!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT, PADRES!
NO NO-HITTER FOR YOU!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
Ummmm
I wonder what the hell is up with Stuaffer’s FB. Is it sick movement that’s causing the swing thru’s
Just as I was about to post this
In September 1968, no-hitters were thrown in back-to-back games during a series between two teams. On Sept. 17, Gaylord Perry of the Giants no-hit the Cardinals, 1-0, at Candlestick Park. On the following day, Ray Washburn duplicated the feat for the Cardinals with his 2-0 win over the Giants.
Randy Winn comes through with a classy hit! Nice!
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 11, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
Hey Kuip
you guys talked about it often last night
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
PABLO !
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
No you weren't Kuip..
You tried to jinx it 10 times last night.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
PANDAVOL
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
PABLOOOOOOO
<333333
Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.
PANDAMONIUM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
OOOOO OOOOO
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Magglio for Sandoval. Straight up. What the hell was I thinking.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
That's the most horrible thing I have EVER heard
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
SUCK IT CHARLIE MANUEL!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Not an allstar
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Oppo jesus F christ
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
ATTACK PANDA IS COMING AFTER YOU AND YOUR FAMILY, CHARLIE MANUEL
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
awesome
Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?
by MetalFaceDoom on Jul 11, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
PANDA!!!!
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 11, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
PPPAAAANNNNDDDDAAA
I LOVE YOU.. SUCK IT CHARLIE MANUEL
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
ALL FUCKING STAR!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
PANDA!!
/posting in wrong thread fail
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
The panda that arrived in the mail today might be good luck.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
Stuffed panda doll? Is it awesome?
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
It’s a plushy panda wearing a karate outfit. Not from the Build a Bear. He arrived on my doorstep today. Literally.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Where’d you get it from?
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
A friend sent him to me. The tag on his ear says RUSS.
Although the panda I made at the Build a Bear is wearing pants. This one isn’t.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Which is better? I need a panda item (true story, I looked into buying a panda or penguin a few years ago, not feasible).
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
No pants
And they get REAL uppity when you specify that.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
You should get one that is wearing boxers…with pandas on them
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 11, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Penguins wearing panda boxers…my brain might explode from awesomeness.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
$12 for the RUSS panda: http://www.agapebears.com/russ/russ5.html
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not going to lie, I would like a chubbier panda (TWSS)
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
The lady at the Build a Bear asked me if I wanted a softer panda or a firmer one. I said firmer. It’s sturdy like Pablo
YES THAT IS IN FACT WHAT SHE SAID
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Well my Build a Bear panda ran me $47, and they’re sold out at the ballpark. The RUSS brand panda is probably cheaper.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
RBI do not suck.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
Ponds
Bablo
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS YEAR?
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
that's
1-forfuckyourselfCharlieManuel
by Hummfugginbaby on Jul 11, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Best Kuip Comment
I think he should just show up. In his uni.
That would make me actually watch the game
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOL
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 11, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
he should buy a ticket
right behind the dugout. And eyeball Mr. Manuel.
by Hummfugginbaby on Jul 11, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
He should do it wrestling style. Show up, run out onto the field when the game begins, take out everyone with a steel chair.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 11, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Pablo turns heel
WAR is RAW
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Werth 0 for 3
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jul 11, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, a pop up is to be expected at some pt
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
yeah
especially with another game tomorrow
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
PADRES ALMOST LOL
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Definitely
I wasn’t really expecting him to hit much better than his projections (like .290/.320/.420).
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yeah, I didn’t think he’d hit for this much power already.
Judgment Day is coming
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When he looked to take ball four
he learned to go yard. That first month was kind of painful, I remember.
by Hummfugginbaby on Jul 11, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, I keep worrying that's he due for serious regression
But then I see him hit, and he seems to learn, unlike Scott, who is still striking out on the same pitch.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
He does have a high BABIP but I could see him being the kind of player who hits for a high BABIP, moreso than, say, Fred Lewis.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
It’s a good thing batters do have some control over their BABIP. Otherwise I’d leave the saber shit behind just to pray at the altar of Pablo.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Seroius power spike. And he’s fucking 22.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
No..
I think the no-hitter was. Did you already forget about that?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Can't it be both?
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 11, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Season achievement: Pablo
Outstanding achievement in the field of excellent: Sanchez no-no
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I did get free food the day RJ was due to win #300
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been saying "In a generation" to everyone who'll listen
by Hummfugginbaby on Jul 11, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Of the A.B. era
After Barry
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Lincecum is great
but Pablo’s the best thing to happen to the Giants since Will. They’re both a thrill, and that’s what it’s all about, an everyday player that gets you excited. Barry got me excited, but it was kind of like going to The Mustang Ranch* or something. There was always something phoney about the thrill. *Just saying, and besides — it’s out of business now.
by Hummfugginbaby on Jul 11, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it’s great to have Pablo emerging for these reasons, as well as to share the mantle of the future with Cain and Lincecum. They’re stars and the fans love them. Pablo loves us back, too.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
This goes back a bit, and it’s against cannon, but we really should have been rooting for the Dodgers to beat the Rockies.
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Concur. I’m more sure now than I was when they played two weeks ago
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by lyricalkiller on Jul 11, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
now it's my turn to cry
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Now we’re even.
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Sauffer is up to 57 pitches. They work him next inning and this could get fun.
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Is he on any sort of PC? I know he wasn’t meant to pitch tonight.
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So if this is 22 year old Pablo..
What’s 25/26 year old Pablo gonna be like? I know people try to compare him to Pujols.. but Is that out of reach?
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by lyricalkiller on Jul 11, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
I wouldn’t think too much that 22 year old player having an awesome year means he will necessarily improve on a curve as he gets older.
I think he can definitely get better but he’s never going to be as good as Pujols.
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What were people saying about Pujols when he was young, though?
(Really I don’t recall)
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
He walked 69 times his rookie year as a 21 y/o. I’d be happy if Panda could eventually get up to 60-70 walks in a full season.
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Wow that’s pretty ridiculous walking that much.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup
Pujols hit the majors almost fully formed. The scariest thing about him is his consistency. Check out his career numbers, they are so uniform that he has to be a robot.
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I was driving somewhere and I had KNBR on, I think. They were talking about Pujols and asking what his lowest season BA was. I said it couldn’t have been lower than .320. He hit .314 once. Everything else was .320 and higher. Even his one year in the minors was above .320 IIRC.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo has a higher avg, .008 lower obp, .02 higher slg than Pujols did when he was 22
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I don’t really get why people think Pujols is older than he says he is.
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i was just joking
I don’t get it either. I never questioned his age even the least bit when I first saw him
wow it didn’t take long to get a picture of Bengie’s new baby on the internet
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
plate discipline!
I’ve seen one version of that photo with the guy wearing a helmet.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
That's the Dominicans brah
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
LOL ALL THEM LATINOS ARE THE SAME
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I’m sorry, there’s just been a lot of these comments lately and if you can go find me one example of a Venezuelan player who was older than he claimed to be, I’ll be more interested in seeing them again.
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Fair 'Nuf
And I guess you’re right to a certain extent. I did apply the fact that he was Latino. It’s hard to realize when you’re stereotyping and I responded in a reactionary form thinking “I’m a minority, how can I be racist…” not realizing that maybe I was being that.
Last year
I projected him as a David Ortiz, but he’s figured it out much more quickly. And we have more thin years to look forward to than the Red Sox had with Papi.
by Hummfugginbaby on Jul 11, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo… Maybe perennial all-star
Pujols… Near sure-fire HOF, maybe Inner Circle
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by S.F. Giangst on Jul 11, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m thinking inner circle at this rate. He’s still only 29 years old…
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s actually doing more this year. Last year he hit 37 homers. This year, he already has 32.
Plus, he has a real shot at the triple crown.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Panda is one of the most amazing athletes ive had the pleasure to watch
Im glad we reinstalled dingerz.exe in the phone booth
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I love Pablo, but that body type is only going to get thicker
He’s going to be at 1b sometime soon. For now, he’s actually a pretty decent 3b, but if he adds any more weight…
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body bias
There seems to be an effort to get him to trim it.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
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Braves
FINISH THEM!
Rockies within two.
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Tying run on w/ one out.
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by lyricalkiller on Jul 11, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
hit by a comebacker right on/above the elbow
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he airmailed his only practice pitch to the backstop
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by MetalFaceDoom on Jul 11, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Hm. Hopefully a better safe than sorry situation.
by thethrillisgone on Jul 11, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry for asking this, but where did the ball hit Cain?
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
It looked like elbow / slightly above elbow
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by Sammy Danger on Jul 11, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I went in to more detail
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by Sammy Danger on Jul 11, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
a little bit above the elbow
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by MetalFaceDoom on Jul 11, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I assume throwing elbow?
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Was it a LAZER BEAM!?!
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
It was hit hard
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Pretty shitty the P did it
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I xd'd at the woohoos
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Its like 1993, in reverse
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by lyricalkiller on Jul 11, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Uribe, take a pitch. pls.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
A backup catcher who hits .275 is a nice.
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Double switch time?
You need to get more than one inning out of Medders, right? And we don’t really trust Merkin right now, or Pappa Dubbs.
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Nope, looks like Medders for an inning
by Giantsfan4life on Jul 11, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
MEHdders
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
Seriously
Slow down everyone. I can’t keep up.
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I'm out.
If anyone steps out of line, kill them, Lars.
Judgment Day is coming
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Nordic people frighten me
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ALL LOOK SAME
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Did the Braves win?
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 11, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
Seriously, my gameday froze. Where are they?
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by lyricalkiller on Jul 11, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
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SIT, ADRIAN
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions
Good to see Bowker got a real shot
Unlike Guzman, say. Or Downs. Where the guy gets 10 PA’s and then gets benched, and a week later is back in Fresno. But not this time. Not with Bowker.
Your an optimist!
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Por Vida
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck Bochy
I really really hate him
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From SFGate
From Chronicle Staff Writer Susan Slusser at AT&T Park **UPDATE**I’m told Cain has been taken for X-rays. The ball struck him right below the elbow.
KILL
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 11, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know if its been mentioned
but Chris Dominguez is at SK now
nice
I really like his bat.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
He doing good tonight?
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he’s been on their roster for a couple days now. I guess he’s seeing his first action there, though.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I see he’s at 1st again, probably just to ease him into the lineup. Plus, the guy who’s been playing 3rd, Biery, is on fire.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
don't hurry or anything Renteria
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Nice inning Brandon
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
Let Medders hit?
Or are we ready for Romo/Affeldt time?
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Romo went 4 innings because Sanchez was ineffective.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Those apricot tarts were hella good.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
put whipped creme and fresh raspberries on top
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
We’ll talk extracurricular activities later. I WANT FOOD!
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 11, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Fred Lewis is still alive?
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Fredemption!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
Nice single!
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LEWIS!
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Nice almost sniper
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
that was the clumsiest all around play ever.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
2 words. Ruben Rivera
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 11, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
That falls under the “Stupidest plays ever” category
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, it was pretty embarrassing.
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh Fred sweetie you can’t even run properly.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
He’s my favorite. For better or for worse, etc.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t hate him after reading this http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=lewis
Dude’s had a rough life.
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That’s what cemented it for me.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
no hate for Fred
just some disappointment
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Just your garden variety
Seeing-eye, fall-on-your-face single
When was the last time Merkin Valdez came into a game?
by californianotter on Jul 11, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
Oswalt game, I think.
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
WAIT
The last Sadowski start, he gave up 3 runs in the ninth.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yeah, Mayor and I made several rapid fire pubic wig jokes.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
If anyone deserves a break, it’s Lewis.
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This is true. Fuck Bochy. And fuck Uribe.
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Rowand took that hanger b/c Fred was running, but he false started. I bet Rowand is kinda pissed about that.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
no way I give Scott that much credit
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PADRES FAIL!
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Great Scott!!
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
VENABLOL
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
VenabLOLe
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
SCOTT!
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HITZ!
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VENABOLOLCANO
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 11, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
Stealthpanda
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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by S.F. Giangst on Jul 11, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
your adopted bro got his first 2009 game action yesterday in the AZL
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Last night's catch waas worth 12 mil..
Everything else is just gravy
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Why does everyone here call him Scott?
I think it’s hilarious, but I don’t even get it
I think his middle name is Ryan
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand, that is
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Barry Bonds was in the booth last year shooting the shit with KnK, and he referred to Rowand as “Scott.” Hilarity ensued.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Classy
Fighting
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not classy
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
ugh
Rockies are threatening again
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
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PaIBBlo
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WE NEED TO GET THE CHICKEN THING GOING AGAIN
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Dust off the Rubber chickens boys!
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
Ah BOOO, RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE.
/throws laptop
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
TI RALLY IMAGES!
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Go Travis!
make ’em pay.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
I don't blame them
In this lineup – why would you ever pitch to Pablo?
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TI, MAKE THEM PAY
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Haha Kuip asked where the chicken went.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY!
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TI FAIL
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haha
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by lyricalkiller on Jul 11, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
You can have whatever you lick.
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by lyricalkiller on Jul 11, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m in the middle of booing and golf clapping.
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damn
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
Or a pop up. Thanks.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
Ugh
Pop up again Travis?
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TI, Situational fail
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SFAIL
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 11, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
I miss this Vic. Haven’t see it in a few games
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Get your work done here first!
/ kicks the Rally ’Gar
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
MF
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
Classic Giants!
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 11, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
no, he just popped it up
like he’s done a 100 times before.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Yeah, that inning won’t cost them later. =/
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YAY! 1 pitch outs!
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
Jonathan, Merkin, and Eliezer. Sounds like a party to me.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
Merkin brought the booze, Jonathan brought the weed, and Eliezer bought the steroids.
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by lyricalkiller on Jul 11, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Injecting each other in the rear end
Oh it was one of those parties…
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, ok then
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
X rays negative. Thank god.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions
good.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 11, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Ack
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions
LOOKED OUT TO ME
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions
they got him
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by rightcenterfielder on Jul 11, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions
so basically a bruise. I think that’s as good as we could have expected.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
bone bruise?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
a bruise to the soft tissues overlying the elbow joint…whatever that means. I’m scientifically and medically illiterate.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds better than a bone bruise.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
My guess, they’ll ask Manuel to hold him out of the ASG
by Giantsfan4life on Jul 11, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Now they can pick Joe Blanton!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 11, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
where did you find that out? I didn't hear Kruk/Kuip announce it
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
aha Baggs
http://blogs.mercurynews.com/extrabaggs/
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
kruk and kuipe did say it
they said, x-rays negative, just a right elbow contusion
he’ll probably be out for the ASG. Which sucks, but I think he’ll be fine by the time we go on the road.
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this
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by lyricalkiller on Jul 11, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo to toe the rubber
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
They’ve got about 13 pitchers to go nine innings, I think they’ll survive
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by lyricalkiller on Jul 11, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
you'd think that would be enough...
but history says not
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he'd out pitch Lidge
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Nice. Now SCORE MORE RUNS
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
Romo, stop playing with fire.
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If it weren’t for the ump he’d have gone 1-2-3
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by lyricalkiller on Jul 11, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
wtf rain?
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rain?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
lolwut rain?
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
Nate's got to learn to take the pitch inside
He’s going to get carved up
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
odd
Plus, I’m hearing thunder out here on the coast.
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by rightcenterfielder on Jul 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
It rained here in the Least Bay today.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
YEAH
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Must’ve just been on the east side of the hills ‘cause it didn’t in Oakland.
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Now the Braves need to do their part
and of course they let the tying run on
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by rightcenterfielder on Jul 11, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope he still gets to go. just not pitch or anything
by i wish we were good on Jul 11, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Whattya know, that’s exactly how much time we have.
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by lyricalkiller on Jul 11, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
i don’t webMD bases that diagnosis on line-drive screamers hit up the middle…
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Make this game Wilson proof!
I don’t care if it takes rain or more runs; either works.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Kevin Correia tomorrow~!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
CAN IZZ HAZZZ MORE RUNZZZ PLEASEZZ?
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Juan Primo's Trivia Question of the Day
Less than five minutes ago Kuip inadvertently mentioned a rock song title while talking with Kruk. This song is more than ten years old but less than twenty-five years old. What is the name of this song?
"El once, chico. Eleven."
Jeremy.
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by lyricalkiller on Jul 11, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sorry that's not the answer we're looking for.
HINT: This song title contains more than one word.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
But wait a minute, that IS the correct answer! What do I win?
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by lyricalkiller on Jul 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Woohoo!!! First I gotta call my mom and tell her the big news.
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by lyricalkiller on Jul 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
ANSWER:
“My Michelle.” (GnR) Kuip was referring to his wife.
Great trivia question, right? Compelling and rich.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
2 outs in the 9th, rockies down 4-3
runner on first
Rockies and Dodgers both lost?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Giants pitching is pretty good this year.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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Yeah, they’ve got that kid Tom something, too and he’s ok
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by S.F. Giangst on Jul 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously! Wow! Sanchez?
Was his Dad there?
by Giantsfan4life on Jul 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
uh oh
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by rightcenterfielder on Jul 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
Good play by Nate to limit that to a double
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Damn it Romo.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
Crap!
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
THE JUNIOR GIANTS.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
more important
can they play CF 2b?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Bobblehead! Seriously if anyone wants to give it up, I’ll film its destruction.
Look rainbow.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
RafRod update
he just hit the first XBH of his career in his first AB(double),
yeah!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
everything’s gonna be alright.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
bad defense
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
Giants fail
and ruin Affeldt’s streak. WTFD?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Perhaps they should have taken advantage of that bases loaded 1-out situation
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 11, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
Boy, those runs would have sure come in handy here huh?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
No wonder the Giants are such nice guys
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Gwynn JR does the Renteria hand over face thing going back to first
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
Nice
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
Architects FTW
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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by S.F. Giangst on Jul 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
SON YOU ARE MAKING ME NERVOUS
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
Double switch? Are you nuts? 4 outs of Wilson?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Adrian Gonzalez going oppo usually means good things. I’ll take the hit in fantasy if it means we win.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
and here we go…
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
YAY B WEEZY!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
Who let Brian Wilson out?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
Double switch, YAY!
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
that’s an ER for Romo? How does that work?
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Yeah
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by lyricalkiller on Jul 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
That was 18 2/3 innings of shutout ball by the Giants pitchers.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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All of them.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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by S.F. Giangst on Jul 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Throw Strikes, Giants pitching unit.
OHCRAPOHCRAPOHCRAPOHCRAPOHCRAPOHCRAPOHCRAPOHCRAPOHCRAPOHCRAPOHCRAPOHCRAP
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
I think you need to get more ketchup in your diet.
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by lyricalkiller on Jul 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
So, this is going to end well, eh?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Kieschnick homered again.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
I read that as Kouzmanoff and almost had a heart attack
by DividedByZero on Jul 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Roger that
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Over and Out
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be "Finlandia" by Sibelius
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
“Hymni” in Finnish, actually.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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by S.F. Giangst on Jul 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Well I know the tune anyway.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
I’m trying to come up with a better use of my time, than watching Wilson. Trimming my split ends?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
I'm furiously switching channels
I’m in too good a Giants high to watch Wilson blow it
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
SIT, KOUS KOUS!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
FINNISH SHIM
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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STFD!
SCORE MORE RUNZ!
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YES!
Never had a doubt.
Not a single doubt.
why are you laughing at me?
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
IF IT WAS A PINTO COMMERCIAL IT WOULD BE BURNING
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 11, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow Torres so glad to have you on the bench
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
c’mon guys! Let’s Wilson-proof this thing!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Don't get any in your eye
Is that why he wears the mask?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
“Strike three!,” he ejaculated.
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by S.F. Giangst on Jul 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Classy blooper
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
We Winn!
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GO PANDA
MAKE ’EM PAY
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
That was a thang all right.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
Panic Panda
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The ball sounds great coming off his bat.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
Tease me, Please me.
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
Insurance, Panda.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
if you don't have it
that’s why you need it
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by rightcenterfielder on Jul 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
PANDA!!!!!
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo!
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
This offense without Pablo is offensive
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Panda attack!
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
I LOVE PANDA
ALSO LAMP
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
So Ishi out
1) K on breaking ball inside
2) Pop-up?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Tease me, Please me.
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
It got gone, but just not fair.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Crap that was a great play
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
OH MY GOD RANDY YOU ALMOST WERE DECIDEDLY UNCLASSY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
nah
didn’t apply the tag
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
WOW
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
T.I. gets base hits, remains sexy while doing so.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
TI-10 does not compute.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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CIS GROUNDATTACK.EXE
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
elusive Randy cuts it close
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by rightcenterfielder on Jul 11, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
Rent, needs a nice oppo knock
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 11, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
Not a very good job by Flannery there.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
he did a good job yelling “Get back!”
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
That was outside
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Cmon Rent, $18M reasons to do something useful
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
In Sure Ants Runz
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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Is there a Rally Gar in the house?
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
FAIL
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by rightcenterfielder on Jul 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
Sigh, Renteria
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
CRAP
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
DFA
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Crap.
Oh noes Wilson has 3 outs to work with…
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilson drama
IT’S ON
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
He’s starting tomorrow
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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by S.F. Giangst on Jul 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
PS, our $18M SS is hitting .261/.318/.329
Awesome. Only “qualifying” SS hitting worse – Rollins and Cabrera. And each is getting paid less.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I think he is 4th in total RBI among SS.
by californianotter on Jul 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
so?
RBI are a pointless, context-dependent statistic.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
For a team that struggled to drive in runs last season, I think it is significant that Rent is doing so. RBIs are not pointless.
by californianotter on Jul 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
RafRod is a walk machine
1-1, double with his 6th walk in 9 games
DFA HIM NOW
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
Second straight night that the 9th inning is tense
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
Why? What happened last night?
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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by S.F. Giangst on Jul 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo Sanchez?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilson does well with a single run lead.
It’s when he comes in tie games or multiple run leads that he loses it.
by californianotter on Jul 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
Wouldn't it be nice
To have a closer,
Who could fucking throw
A strike or two
then we wouldn't have to wait so long
Through 50+ pitch innings.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Well Cabrera really saved their bacon there.
/ tips hat
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
defensive play aside
that’s the guy who squared up to bunt last night, in the 9th inning of an 8-0 no hitter.
to hell with cabrera.
BURY HIM!
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
Tiiviste!
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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BRIAN
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
yeah, I have no doubts he would have ruined yesterday and today's game
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Do what now?
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY! 1 down
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
That was a strike, Blue.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
Flem keeps saying 99
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
he took something off that one
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
BRIAN
FINISH THE MOTHERFUCKER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STRAIGHT FATE
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
Suomi Hän
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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There it is
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
STFD GONZALEZ
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
or you know
whoever that actuall was
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD!
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
Kilson
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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SIT
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
where is link to pablo cake vid?
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
Will Vulnerable
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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STRIKES!
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
Throw Strikes Giants Pitcher
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Oh here we go…
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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BURY HIM!
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
STRIKE THIS MOTHER FUCKER OUT!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
BALLGAME
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
WILSON DID GOOD!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Dance! Dance!! Dance!!
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
BALLGAME
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
STFD FUCK YEAH
That was a dominant outing
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
dance m'f'ers dance!
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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panda cake fall video please
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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I feel sort of bad, because if he had been hurt, I wouldn’t enjoy it at all. But since he didn’t, hilarious.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
true
but he jacked a homer later in the game. I remember Sports Center making fun of him for going for the triple and then he hits the homer later and they’re all: “well, that makes up for that…”
Pablo is my Jesus.
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Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
WILSON!!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
DANCE DANCE PANDA DANCE
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
yes!
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
LARS FTW!
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by Giant among Angels on Jul 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
sweet victory
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
This win seemed boring after last night.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Scream
Pound the walls
Shower yourself with beer
Insta-no-hitter postgame.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
From Baggs,
All-Star right-hander Matt Cain was taken for X-rays after a line drive struck his right elbow in the second inning Saturday night. The Giants just announced that X-rays did not reveal a fracture. He was diagnosed with a contusion.
by californianotter on Jul 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
That's good
But I’d keep him out of the All-Star game
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
.563
91-71
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LARS WAS WRONG
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
lol
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
Forever one of my favorites
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Shit stolen from LL's goodbye Yuni thread
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
Ahh
LOLsorda
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Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
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by rightcenterfielder on Jul 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
That's Just Wrong
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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by S.F. Giangst on Jul 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
Me gusta mucho
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jul 11, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
there it is
The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
This just in
The Giants are good at pitching and defense.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Yup
Which, I honestly didn’t expect.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Also
Pablo is good at baseball
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
WANT POSTGAME THREAD
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Thread….dying
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Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
LOL...what?
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 11, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I love this one too
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Lol..
We won with out our clean up hitter.. like it’s a big deal
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
I want to go to there
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Looks ok for a white chick. I’d hit it.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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by S.F. Giangst on Jul 11, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
She'd hit back
And you would lose, but worth it.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
WANT POSTGAME THREAD
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
More or less distubing
Than rxmeister’s MJ gif?
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
There it is
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
No one fears Bengie Bochy
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Bochy
With one of the few decisions I’ve liked: taking Cain out.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
This team is fun
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Is the thread broken, or did people leave?
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
We’re all waiting for the PG thread.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
What about the PG-13 thread?
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 11, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
At least it's not the R thread.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 11, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
You son of a jerk
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
WANT POSTGAME THREAD
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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by S.F. Giangst on Jul 11, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t think it’s going to happen
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Substitute postgame thread
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fail
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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by S.F. Giangst on Jul 11, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
there
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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by S.F. Giangst on Jul 11, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Wrap time
WOOOO
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Fuck Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
twss
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by S.F. Giangst on Jul 11, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
They're drunk.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
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