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So Bondsian

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT WENT DEEP

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS EVEN THOUGH IT SEEMS LIKE YOURE ASKING FOR IT

by i wish we were good on Jul 10, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE ALL THESE REPLAYS

We’ve been deprived for too long

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I LIKED THE SPIT AS HE STARTED WALKING FORWARD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

WERTH HAS MOAR DINGERZ

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Charlie Manuel is a douchenozzle. Jayson Werth? SERIOUSLY? I am offended.

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 10, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

BOWKER OBP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

OWker

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate woulda swung at that

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually he just did.

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

bowker. don’t rub it!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 10, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Patience!

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jul 10, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

BOWKER GETS ON BASE

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Plunked. Just a breaking ball.

by non sequitur on Jul 10, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LITTLE BARRY!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Furthermore. Dirty Madres hitting Bowker… ITS ON NOW, BROTHER!

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 10, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Stay hot Juan

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH URIBE. SUCK IT HATERS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t wait till Pablo is in his prime……………………

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I still can't believe he's only 22

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Jul 10, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Panda

Little Barry

LOL

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Since I brought my panda home, he is larger than Beary Bonds, when they sit on my bed together.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1 to Dunston

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 10, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shawon is a mack

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You all remember Marvin Benard? The word “scapegoat” comes to mind

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Jul 10, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully Dirty doesn’t lose his groove

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Long inning

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

he said based on performance Kemp should have been picked..
doesn’t sound smart to me.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 10, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yuck

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Pablo a better 3, 4, or 5 hitter in a “normal” lineup?

by ACgiant97 on Jul 10, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

3

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 or 4.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

More PAs at “3”

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jul 10, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always hit your best hitter 4th.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jul 10, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was always hit your best hitter thrid

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if you believe in stats.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jul 10, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The obvious response is what are Manny Ramirez and Pujols doing hitting third then?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

3rd or 4th

It doesn’t matter THAT much

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same thing managers are doing bunting all the damn time.

by Evan on Jul 10, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last time I checked, Torre and La Russa don’t exactly read Tango on a daily basis.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jul 10, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where does Pujols bat again?

by DFAAurillia on Jul 10, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

3

get him as many ABs as possible

by superk1ng on Jul 10, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

3. He has legit power and hits for average, as well as learning to work the zone better.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

pablo so bad ass, he bats 3, 4 AND 5

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 10, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right down the middle.

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH!

I LOVE THIS TEAM SO MUCH!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez would have to seriously screw up to not get his 3rd win.

And this is a damn fun team to watch. Enjoy it – its been a long 5 years.

Chris Brown - Yes, he did miss a game with a strained eyelash.

by TrevorWilsonGrin on Jul 10, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

Chris Brown - Yes, he did miss a game with a strained eyelash.

by TrevorWilsonGrin on Jul 10, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus. Matt Kemp and Pablo are having amazing games. Suck it Manuel. Go watch the Kemp catch. Wow……

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

They are both young, so they have lots of time left to play in all star games!

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Jul 10, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone have a stream? I’m tired of hearing Damon Bruce commercials

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

here

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Jul 10, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

First time I've heard it...

And it already feels like torture. Damon Bruce is the Shane Victorino of sports talk radio.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it when the Giants kick the Padres' ass

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh yeah, Jonathan is pitching.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB Network is jinxing the Fuck out of this

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re becoming less shiny to me these days. Although I still shamelessly love Harold Reynolds.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harold Reynolds is a badass..

I haven’t watching MLB Tonight since he left

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Williams FTW

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

There is no chance he gets a loss…he would get pulled before it ever got that close. It is very unlikely he gets a no-decision either.

by nofreetime on Jul 10, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

That panda should be our new mascot.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

called strike!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Jul 10, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

That guy with the panda head is a gamer.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Jul 10, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Weird dude in Panda suit....

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

A strikeout with three straight breaking balls!

by Evan on Jul 10, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

of course, it was just notgardo.

by Evan on Jul 10, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Niiiiiice

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez?

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid Firefox autofill…

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Creepy old guy in the Panda suit picking up 14 year olds

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

61 PITCHES!

take him out of the game!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

You guys know the story of Matt Williams/Kevin Mitchell/Chad Curtis?

From what I remember, when Matt and Kevin were on the Indians, Chad Curtis nailed Matty’s wife. Kevin Mitchell, on the DL at the time, found out about it, showed up at the locker room, chased Chad Curtis around beat the crap out of him. Supposedly. Which is awesome.

Chris Brown - Yes, he did miss a game with a strained eyelash.

by TrevorWilsonGrin on Jul 10, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome except for the premise, which makes me feel bad for my boy matty

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 10, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

first or second wife?

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah he’s married again. Was engaged to the third one before the second divorce was final.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol this is so random..

Cool though that Mitch stood up for Matty

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mitchell hit .153 that year, so while he might have swung at Curtis, I’m sure he missed him.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 10, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mitchell was on the Indians? I’ve completely forgotten that.

by Evan on Jul 10, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's going on here guys?

is there a baseball game?

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

nothing to see here, move along.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not major leagues..

The Padres are playing

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only see Giants baseball

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Jul 10, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Get that graphic off the screen!

by DFAAurillia on Jul 10, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

and zito’s and sadowski’s

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 10, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And timmys, and matt’s. Molina can be Zambrano, Harden and Lilly’s personal catcher.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 10, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside = Sanchez’s personal catcher
Pablo = Zito’s perosnal catcher

Molina = everyone else?

(not serious)

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

finish heeeeeeeeem!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

What an interesting game this has been. I hope the Giants continue to outscore the Padres and Sanchez continues to retire Padres batters.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 10, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

OH SNAP

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

OH SNAP!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIT YOUR FUCKING ASS DOWN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Jul 10, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKIN DIRTY! STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD STFD STFD STFD STFD!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?

by deuce deuce on Jul 10, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

So Clean

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 10, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Man, Sanchez is on tonight.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jul 10, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

he's been okay

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen better…

by nofreetime on Jul 10, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon Miller is jinxing the crap out of Dirty

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's.
Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things- Russell Baker. Almost hard to believe he wasn't talking about the DH.

by Die Hard on Jul 10, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do what now boy?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Before the next inning…

by vhants on Jul 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

for Adrian Gonzalez

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

why? its not like anything great

by i wish we were good on Jul 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sell at peak value

I’d trade him right now

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bounty Hunter?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

ICE

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jul 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can't have a party

without “ICE”

Matt Cain: Duck and Cover

by mjrboredom on Jul 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

take Sanchez out of the game now...

he’s been in the bullpen. His arm is probably tired.

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I know it’s the Padres but if Sanchez is “back” then that is fucking huge.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, seriously.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's definitely better

a few weeks ago he would’ve walked everybody in the first inning

by superk1ng on Jul 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not just the Padres. His command is so much better than usual.

by Evan on Jul 10, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly my thoughts.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

52 strikes, 17 balls. That’s crazy.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jul 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

big panda little barry.

    

by KENN on Jul 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't believe in jinxes

I still believe in Fred Lewis.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

THERE IS NOTHING TO JINX

SHUT UP ALL OF YOU

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

exactly!

there is no such word as jinx because there is nothing that ever happens that it might refer to!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don’t believe in jinxes, we’re just old school, and there are some things you just don’t do!

Liiiiiiiiiiiiiike ummm you know… You don’t tug on Superman’s cape

by Merope on Jul 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap, I have to go, but I want to watch…..

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez for Holliday, straight up? Or is this the new Cain for Fielder bullshit?

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I would do that trade in a heartbeat.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billy Beane would just laugh.

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

but now he gud? u git? it da sanchez conundrum

by i wish we were good on Jul 10, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s a townhouse

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

why isn’t bochy pinch hitting for sanchez?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

haha

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t swing, Jonathan.

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s not listening.

by deuce deuce on Jul 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does he swing ever?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s nice to head into the All-Star Break without being, you know… doomed.

2008, 40-55
2007, 38-49
2006, 45-44
2005, 37-50
2004, 49-40
2003, 57-37
2002, 49-38
2001, 46-42
2000, 46-39

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
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by S.F. Giangst on Jul 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

2002 and 2003

:(

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

2003

Was fun.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jul 10, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol we weren’t bad in 2003.

by i wish we were good on Jul 10, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell that to freakin ESPN Classic today

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I swear..

They show that WAY too much on ESPN Classic and the MLB Channel

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez is better at pitching than at hitting.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jul 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

NAH U SEEN HIS STATZ? THIS IS SMALL SAMPLE SIZE

by i wish we were good on Jul 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry I'm late guys

LOL PADRES

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit I couldnt put up my negative rowand stat in time

by DFAAurillia on Jul 10, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

this game is boring

if it doesn’t get more exciting, I’m going to go get some Cristco at the store and bake some wheat in a pan.

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Test

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

it works

I'm pretty much a professional lurk.

by BasqueDuck on Jul 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

been trying to post, but it wasn’t working

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

From the yard?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw man, I didn’t study.

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT WAS THE CAPITOL OF POLAND BEFORE WARSAW?

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Krakow?

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jul 10, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

KRA-KOW KRA-KOW Anyone?Bueller?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Calvin!

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you swinging at?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m glad ESPN.com or ESPN in general doesn’t give a rats ass about Jonathan Sanchez.

by i wish we were good on Jul 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

You mean Jonathan Sandoval right?

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jul 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate,

If you think the ball is going to hit you, please don’t swing.

Thanks.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

its his shield

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?

by MetalFaceDoom on Jul 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk

Trying to make Schierholtz look better by telling everyone how he had a basehit after he swung at a pitch that hit him. Not working.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Kind of true though.

by vhants on Jul 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

what pct of pitches does nate swing at?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS JUST IN

pablo sandoval: pretty good at baseball

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by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty okay

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taking pablo out!!!!!

by DFAAurillia on Jul 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

WHO'S THAT LOSER ON DECK?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

K fran sighting

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

THEY’RE GOING TO PINCH HIT FOR PANDA? :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re taking Pablo out. D:

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

NEED DEFENSE TO PROTECT THE LEAD

by moving uribe to third, apparently

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is turning into my all time favorite Giants team

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I was really fond of 2002. It was my first. :’)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

2002? you were awfully young back then

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 10, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I was 14.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I KNOW I was 13

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think i was 15.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was 12 Keep the chain going

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was 16

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was , um , 42.

/shuffles away

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 11, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

I really wish I had been playing this close of attention back then

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Srsly me too

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I hadn’t been an AVERAGE HR RBI fan back then.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

2001 made me love baseball.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jul 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

1997

Dustiny. That was just a hell of a year.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah yes, I remember it well. Also, I think that was the first year for inter league play

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo is coming out of the game

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh, why’s Frandsen on deck in Sandoval’s spot?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

i hope pandas not hurt

by superk1ng on Jul 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WUT

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Sandoval sitting for the rest of the game?

Hmm

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Did he swing?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That pitch was pretty low.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

lol notgardo was throwing it back to the mount…he didn’t even think it was a strike.

by i wish we were good on Jul 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate is never going to take that pitch again.

Which is too bad because it was a ball.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

AWFUL CALL on a good take. Schierholtz will now swing at everything for the rest of the year.

by ryanmiles on Jul 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Like Bengie always says..

Don’t leave it up to the ump, just swing.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umpire called that Nate swung at it, not that it was a strike

by nofreetime on Jul 10, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that’s the case, I feel like that too is an awful call.

by ryanmiles on Jul 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ask for help Runge. You assface

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

That wasnt a strike, but I dont really mind, I want to see Dirty pitch

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi folks

Just wanted to check in on how the game’s going, but it doesn’t seem like much of interest is happ——

[looks at scoreboard]

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO!

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

shhh

45-37 - Giants Series Record: 15-7-4, 11-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.63 ERA, .259 BAA, crappy 1.68 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 10, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’re winning 7-0.

that is all.

by i wish we were good on Jul 10, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is a perfectly normal game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will stab all of you.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kung Poo Frandsen

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 10, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Frandsen left on deck and he's all :(

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Romohawk

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Sergio Pities the Fool

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo looks like a casting call for “Last of the Mohicans”

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

giving him the wide strike zone

by superk1ng on Jul 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Bullpen catcher

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umpire seems to be widening the zone a bit.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha gotta love Romo

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?

by MetalFaceDoom on Jul 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuiper!!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh god!

Romo got the Wilson haircut!

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got here

I like it when the Giants score runs.

by paboperfecto on Jul 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF are you doing???
damn the broadcasting team to hell!!!!

by Merope on Jul 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Jul 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Jul 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

SIDDOWN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

So why is pablo out?

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

DIRTY

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

crazy good Sanchez

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

he said nothing about anything, All i heard was ButtPee

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?

by MetalFaceDoom on Jul 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

STFU KUIP STFU STFU

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Jul 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

SHUT THE FUCK UP KUIP

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT WAS DIRTY

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by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK OFF GWYNN

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

oh my god KUIP SHUT UP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Why the fuck do they keep jinxing this?

by itlynstalyn on Jul 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip really needs to shut up.

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

DONT DO IT TONY

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

KUIP STOP TALKING ABOUT IT!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

IT is on the front page of MLB.

by paboperfecto on Jul 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

I just got back from eating. Glad to see ..err offense.. going.

by SeeingStars on Jul 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

SHUT THE FUCK UP KUIP

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Jul 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

they’re going out of their way at this point.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk and Kuip you’ve fallen off the wagon

by DFAAurillia on Jul 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Crowd is really buzzing

by positiveuphemism on Jul 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Jul 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

now krukow

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, Kuip GDIAF

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

DON'T SAY IT....

NOOOOOOOOO!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY THE HELL ARE THEY SHOWING THIS FLASHBACK?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD GWLOSE

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

sit the fuck down

ARE THEY JUST DOING THIS TO PISS US OFF

hooooly shit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOUD NOISES

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD BUT STILL STFU

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Jul 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN TONY GWYNN JR

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

whew!

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Just mowing them down.

by NHL84 on Jul 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHON SAYS LOL KUIP

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

GWYNN, PINE, NOW!

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?

by MetalFaceDoom on Jul 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Pull Sanchez out!

and trade him right now!!

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess they figure if they just jinx the hell out of Sanchez, it’ll work in reverse.

…Or something.

by deuce deuce on Jul 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Dirty will have none of your fuckery

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

So clean!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

THE DIRTIEST SANCHEZ

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jul 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Shutting the announcers up.

Is like whack-a-mole. Now Flem needs to shut up.

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Jul 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

they know how to hit..they’re just saving it for the 27th batter

by i wish we were good on Jul 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF :

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP STOP STOP

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stabbing.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi guys!

What’s up?

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Your son is out

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

is he hurt?

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

We shall see…

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

That would be a coincidence. I broke my finger today.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouchies x2 D:

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch. 15 or 30 day DL?

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably 30

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rub some dirt on it and get back out there!

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch!
poor finger

by Merope on Jul 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

took a foul off his ankle

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by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does that a lot.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sky

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

the moon, the stars, the clouds….
AND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE!!!

by Merope on Jul 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The rent.
My blood sugar.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Im losing respect for our announcers right now

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

yes, Kouz

swing away

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

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by monta101 on Jul 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Christ the Pad’s look confused.

by itlynstalyn on Jul 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

thehavenot should be standing.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure, why not?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This crowd is ELECTRIC.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Jul 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

AAHHHH I THOUGHT THAT WAS A STRIKE

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

This is fuckin awesome

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

/MAKE SOME NOISE

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WUT

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

YYEYEEAAAAHHHH

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Jul 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL the ball hit him!

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES!

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by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

good god

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HE PULLED A NATE

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jul 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Man…7 runs. Who’da thunk it.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Jugger-noff!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a pretty post

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like ESPN

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL KOUZMANOOFF

45-37 - Giants Series Record: 15-7-4, 11-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.63 ERA, .259 BAA, crappy 1.68 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jul 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL anti-climatic K

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this shit on ESPN yet?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

just got on

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Jul 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah they learned about jonathan sandoval and his quality start

by i wish we were good on Jul 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE SWUNG ON A PITCH THAT BOUNCED, THEN HIT HIM

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Truth is out. it was never Sanchez – it’s Bengie

by cybermaldonado on Jul 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie purposely sabotaging our pitching staff because he wants a new contract.

by SeeingStars on Jul 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is fuckin awesome

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I could have been at this game

I’m not sure whether to be angry or not

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of note

firefox is running the game thread WAYYYY smoother when I’m running windows on my mac. This does not compute.

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by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

ditto

I drove 10 miles in 5 mins so as to miss this game

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

um wut

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by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS GAME IS SO AWESOME!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I MEAN IT SUCKS I HATE IT

I’m turning it off and making the bed over and over

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone needs to shut up about everything.

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

moratorium on posting?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

Panda has been awesome!

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

This commercial sucks

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez = TRUTH!

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?

by MetalFaceDoom on Jul 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

so you think he goes back to the bullpen after this start?

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by rxmeister on Jul 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

CLOSER OF THE FUTURE!

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by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's proven..

He can’t face a line up more than once

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE BETTER

THE BUM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is still alive

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU GAME SUMMARY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK IT ESPN ITS FIRST PAGE NEWS

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Jul 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT YOU FUCKING MORON KUIP

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by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Bullpen stint = Spiritual healing

by Jagersan on Jul 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

No more Panda. :(

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

what happened?

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by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude could use some rest

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tired from hitting dingers.

by xanthan on Jul 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO HE MUST PLAY

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by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

STABBING

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow why the fuck do you people say things

at all

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by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re one to talk!

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you think I know?!!

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by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

/throws garbage

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Game Summary!

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I still like Jonathan Sanchez!

by xanthan on Jul 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

He's my adopted son!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would Kruk allow his partner to even speak?

He knows not to speak,

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Dan Haren with the CGSO

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

He can go to hell too

by DFAAurillia on Jul 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Bronson Arroyo

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

just setting himself for a letdown post ASB

by superk1ng on Jul 10, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

BETTER THAN TIM TOLD U ALL

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by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOVE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

wcw?

Is that you?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

(note I do not actually believe this)

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by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i bet he lost that game

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?

by MetalFaceDoom on Jul 10, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FRANDSEN

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Frandsen will never get a hit. :(

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Burriss flashback right there.

by SeeingStars on Jul 10, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice AB Franny…you’re really making the case that you should be on this team…

by nofreetime on Jul 10, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m this close to putting the TV on mute.

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Jinxaphobia?

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

how close?

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 10, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy has his game face on

by cybermaldonado on Jul 10, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I know everybody is just getting excited because of the offensive explosion, right?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 10, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT PABLO HOME RUN WAS COLOSSAL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

BONDSIAN

without the pirouette

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

But with that cool spit after he hit it.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 10, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect pause length though. It was exactly the same

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re not used to seven runs in a game.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 10, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, you know what we haven’t discussed on this site in quite a while? The Red Sox and Yankees. How did they do tonight?

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 10, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I dunno

lets check ESPN

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU WILL BE DYING A THOUSAND DEATHS

(dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun)

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by Gabafnerhagen on Jul 10, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

A-Rod hit a homer. He really is a naturally gifted phenomenon.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Jul 10, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROIDZ

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by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said he stopped using in 2003. He wouldn’t lie. He’s A ROD

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by rxmeister on Jul 10, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOAR LIKE AROID

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by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, someone give him a beer and tell him to give it a rest.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only JT Snow was broadcasting.

by SeeingStars on Jul 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could hold an “um” from the second inning to the eighth.

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

rl-lol

Everybody loves money

by fwoty oz on Jul 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

HES A BUM

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by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

SB Nation made a change that works much better now on Gameday Threads. I don’t accidentally “Z” through comments that I never see.

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems to keep you on the same comment that you already had highlighted, even if a comment was posted above the one you were just looking at… hard to explain, but something is different, at least for me…

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really??

that used to PISS ME OFF

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by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WILL STAB YOU MIKE KRUKOW SO HELP ME GOD

SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH

HAVE ANOTHER BEER

JUST SHUT UP FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

At this point, there’s no stopping it.

by deuce deuce on Jul 10, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll stab you too.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

down Baron

take the Valium. murder him afterwords.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMFG

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

Kruk is losing mad bonus points here.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, Ekstrom has five (5)! strikeouts tonight!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 10, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

A truly dominating performance

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

And mccovey chronicles better not even think about starting a new thread

by DFAAurillia on Jul 10, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

There's no reason not to.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Jul 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, uhh

The weather was nice today. I’m glad it’s cooled off lately.

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

and again and again and again
that mute button’s looking mighty tempting

by Merope on Jul 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little late...

But Nate swings at 53.5% of all pitches.

Yay Sanchez.

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 10, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH STOP

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, why are Joe Buck and Tim McCarver doing this game?

/hides

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

These anouncers are the worst fucking fuckers in the history of the world

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Incorrect

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

but they are killing me

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whats a GDT for if not wild overstatements?

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edgar hitting in bad luck tonight

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

thats ok

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, Renteria is getting robbed

/returns to hacking at slop

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

So did Sanchez earn his spot back with this quality start?

by i wish we were good on Jul 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah

He sucks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

only if he gets the W

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

+Trade value!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY?

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m not sure of his pitch count but he’s got to be coming out soon…

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

no doubt

already at 82

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

6TH STARTER AT BEST

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They'll never be a better time to trade him!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

not yet

he knows what he needs to do

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what would be fun to do right now? Try to carry pi to as many decimal places as possible. I’ll be back in a while.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

3.141592653589793238462643383279

I had a really boring class junior year.

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahem....

so… how bout that Sandoval homerun? Wasn’t that something else?

by Merope on Jul 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit over Barry’s sign!

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ball asplodeed.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Jul 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

How far?

Matt Cain's right hand beats a Royal Flush.

by Viva Gigantes on Jul 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It hit the cable car!

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

fucking insane is what it was

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

So who’s coming out for the eighth?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Howry

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take Sanchez out now...

save his arm for relief during a less boring game.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

these commercials seem so long

by kingaro on Jul 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants pitcher!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sandoval good eh?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

nah

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strikes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Miller, you old fat fuck.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Jul 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES PLEASE

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

So lets discuss our OF options

Bowker or Lewis? Nothing interesting going on here.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES MOTHERFUCKER

DO YOU THROW THEM

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

DO THEY THROW STRIKES IN WHAT?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

THROW STRIKES!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes plz

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

grrrrr

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

CALL IT YOU GODDAMN UMP!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

heart attack

Everybody loves money

by fwoty oz on Jul 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I JUST PEED A LITTLE

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

EPIC “WHEW”

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

whew!

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MAN THAT ONE GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

/wipes sweat off brow

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

BOWKERMANIA

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

/BREATHES

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

yes!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Good fucking lord, my heart just stopped.

by deuce deuce on Jul 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew.

Thought that was gone.

by NHL84 on Jul 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

lool gotta love his dads reaction

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?

by MetalFaceDoom on Jul 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

[restarts heart]

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

WE KNOW JON WE KNOW STFUOMFG

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

that was really scary

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

im gonna throw up

by kingaro on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

but i don’t know why

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I THINK I JUST POOED

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I muted the TV. I’m getting way too stabby over here.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Papa Sanchez cares way too much about his era

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

wesome look from Sanchez’ dad after that one

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a good pitch, too

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw, his dad.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, I had to peek when I saw that comment explosion.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU URIBE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU URIBE

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

ERROR ERROR ERROR

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

JUAN URIBE

FUCK YOU URIBE

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAKE PABLO OUT WILL YOU

FUUUUUUUUCK

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

lol defensive replacement

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit

Chris Brown - Yes, he did miss a game with a strained eyelash.

by TrevorWilsonGrin on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

BOO-RIBE

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FAILRIBE!!!!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

E5

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

URIBE YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

k that better be a fucking error

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

ah, fuck

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

URIBE FUCK YOU!

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

ERROR???????????

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

pooribe

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Booo-ribe

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD THING WE TOOK OUT PABLO

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

G-D Uribe!!!!

Panda should have been in there!

by nofreetime on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOO

Everybody loves money

by fwoty oz on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice defensive sub there, Boch.

by Evan on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU URIBE

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Uribe.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

way to take out Pablo

by Merope on Jul 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

i blame bochy for that!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha was that guy Sanchez’s dad?

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Dirty Sr.

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for taking Panda out

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Sets up the DP

Chris Brown - Yes, he did miss a game with a strained eyelash.

by TrevorWilsonGrin on Jul 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE

by superk1ng on Jul 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LUZORIFFIC

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?

by MetalFaceDoom on Jul 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Error everyone, calmate

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

STILL MAKES ME ANGRY

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

SANDOVAL WOULD HAVE MADE THAT PLAY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU BASTARD!

THAT BETTER NOT DO ANYTHING

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh, oh

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I WAS RIGHT XANTHAN I WAS FUCKING RIGHT

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jul 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Calm down, Jonathan.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

What good is a phonecall if you are unable to speak?

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLz

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

win

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol wtf

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE YOU JUAN URIBE!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck, now Sanchez’s head is outta it

by Hawk49er on Jul 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

HAVE I FUCKING MENTIONED FUCKING BEFORE THAT I FUCKING HATE JUAN URIBE!?!?!?!?!

I FUCKING HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Great move Bochy

What kind of idiot takes out Pablo there?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

why fuck with anything? dammit

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeesh

Just throw out of the wind-up

by ryanmiles on Jul 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

the wheels!

here they go…

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatthefuck… why is Panda out of this game for OOOOOOribe of all people?

by zuma420 on Jul 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I mean seriously…

SENSE. Let’s make some.

by zuma420 on Jul 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes please.

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh

Chris Brown - Yes, he did miss a game with a strained eyelash.

by TrevorWilsonGrin on Jul 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Screw the stretch go back to the windup

by nofreetime on Jul 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

XANTHAN WAS WRONG

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Jose Uribe

Would have had that.

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Jul 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

STICK WITH THE WINDUP

WHO CARES ABOUT A STOLEN BASE?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously..

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forget the stretch, just let him run! It’s 7-0!

by Evan on Jul 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

XANTHAN WAS FUCKING WRONG

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jul 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants pitcher

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRIKES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit that sucks so bad

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEW

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

If I was Uribe I would be crying

Everybody loves money

by fwoty oz on Jul 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

If I was Uribe, I would be scared.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Mitchell’s going to kick his ass.

by Evan on Jul 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good work

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

My hands are shaking!

/throws self down stairs

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice way to rebound Dirty

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

The dad is so bummed about that baserunner.

by Evan on Jul 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

SO AM I

A FUCKING ERROR is not how that should have happened.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I’m just happy when Sanchez makes it out of the fourth. Everything else is gravy.

by Evan on Jul 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol true

perspective

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez’s dad looks like his going to throw up

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh baby jesus

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez’s dad (?) is too cute

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

JON MILLER YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Jul 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Guh

Should have been 3…

by ryanmiles on Jul 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude, is that Dirrrty’s Dad they keep showing?

by Kestrel76 on Jul 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

yup

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d bring in Wilson. He could use some work

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

nah

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was dirty

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Just go down quietly, Notgardo.

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Peace, brother

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Filthy

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking nice pitch

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

ON YOUR FEET

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN!

FINISH HIM!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

/standing

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

/half curled up on the couch clutching a pillow

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Jul 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

MILLER!!!!

WHY oh WHY oh WHY??

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

finish him!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Man he's good

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

catch ball

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

/MAKING SOME NOISE

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I STILL HATE JUAN URIBE!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon Dirty, Adopted Pride!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

His breaking ball is so clean tonight

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Chris Brown - Yes, he did miss a game with a strained eyelash.

by TrevorWilsonGrin on Jul 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEA

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD YEAH

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOWN

OH MY GOD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Jul 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez is showing Lincecum who the real ace of this staff is.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

This is nucking futs.

by deuce deuce on Jul 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

calls for the low slider

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

THE

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOWN

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

DIIIRRRRRTTTTYYYY

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit holy shit holy shit!!!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

XANTHAN WAS FUCKING WRONG

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jul 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

OMFGOMFG!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job dirty

time for Wilson

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FREAK OUT omg heart

Everybody loves money

by fwoty oz on Jul 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

So pretty, so so pretty!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSS!

WE GET TO BAT AT LEAST ONE MORE TIME!

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Joy

Only joy. I take it all back, Jonathan.

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I award you an at-desk fist pump senor sanchez

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Make that two.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jul 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

by zuma420 on Jul 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I AM FAPPING SO HARD

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?

by MetalFaceDoom on Jul 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SMOKES

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside needs more starts.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the most excited I have been all season

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

post fail….mean to say…whats the point of fucking shushing if you…

by i wish we were good on Jul 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO SHUT UP

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Charlie Manuel chokes on ham sandwich?

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I Laughed

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

mlb had similar one bath in the 5th.
the 5th!

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was some filthy shit.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK URIBE

NOTHING WILL CHANGE THIS I WILL HATE HIM FOREVER

by superk1ng on Jul 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

God a fucking error. A FUCKING ERROR

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

only game winning HR in the bottom of the 26th inning of Game 7 of Giants vs Phillies NLCS and if he runs into CF and headbutts victorino, into right to kick werth, and into the phillies dugout to punch manuel…..all while in a home run trot

by i wish we were good on Jul 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

AIN’T NOBODY DOPE AS ME!

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

SO FRESH AND SO CLEAN

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forget, but one of the SJ GIants uses this as his walk-up song

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was sweeeeeeeet

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we get a new thread for the 9th?

This one contains fail.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

no no no no no

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?

by MetalFaceDoom on Jul 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just woke my daughter up. No regrets.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

GRANT’S HERE :-D

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOO

Make him go away!! He’ll ruin everything like he always does!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dog is not sure why I keep screaming

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

mine either

he keeps barking at me

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

my neighbors hate me

fortunately I live in party central on friday night. so everyone’s awake.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will you give her nightmares about Juan Uribe?

by bondo on Jul 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Father of the Year

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good move, getting her on Greenwich Mean Time. Good move, if odd.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine

but cover her mouth

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s a Sanchez fan

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when we were saying Sanchez should start instead of Sadowski because he has a higher upside? Well this is why..

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

And Sadowski's

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just woke my wife up. No regrets.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Jul 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

/gets back after missing much of the game
/checks line score

HOLY SHIT.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

JCB WE HAVE ESTABLISHED YOU ARE BAD LUCK

LEAVE AT ONCE

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Last time I came back after missing a big chunk of the game, Sandoval promptly hit a grand slam!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

GTFO ….. with love.

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

once more, a link just in case

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/mundanetv1

password is mundanetv

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Did your fanpost get deleted?q

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You might want to check that out….

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN

WILL NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP

by itlynstalyn on Jul 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I almost turned this off

a few innings ago, then got distracted and…

anyhoo, Sabean getting a lot of calls returned all of a sudden. “Hi Brian, this is Omar Minaya, you left me a voicemail last week, I’ve been really busy, long story short… let’s make a deal”

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...

by natteringnabob on Jul 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Go down 1-2-3, just do it

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, please.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIT GUYS

THE TOP OF THE 9TH WILL BE AIRED ON ESPN

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

THEY BETTER NOT

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON’T TELL US THESE THINGS

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m literally shaking. But I don’t know why

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Dont say it!

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I JUST got online and turned the TV been busy. I’m excited to say the least.

I love when pitchers learn how to start pitching. Being sent to the bullpen via a kick in the ass FTW!!!!

Worked for Cainer and Zito too :D

by Hobbes2d on Jul 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

10 Ks, 99 pitches

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Fast inning please.

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

offense, it’s okay not to have a super long inning

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I missed the Uribe thing

what the fuck did he do to get an E?

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Totally flubbed the ground ball, let it hit off his chest and away from him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah shit

won’t say why im pissed….

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bobbled a ground ball.

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

fumbled the balls more times than a drunk juggler

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

bobbled a ground ball which should’ve been an out… fucker!

by Hawk49er on Jul 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

regular ball boot

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?

by MetalFaceDoom on Jul 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

still man

you gotta make that play

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

but i understand, just poor timing for an E

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a strike, yo

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

explains everything

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck reply fail

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf on these calls to Bowker?

by Evan on Jul 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Bowker is back to K’ing.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, the first pitch was low & got called a strike, the second was right down the middle & got called a ball.

He has no one but himself to blame for the last one, though.

by Evan on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

This team rules at hitting breaking pitches.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol my Mets fan friend IMed with HOLY CRAP

I said NO SHUT UP

He said [21:23] username: I was talking about the Giant Shane Victorino Pinata in RF

He’s a good friend.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

woah woah woah MLB'S Headline
Giants righty Jonathan Sanchez

…THAT’S NOT THE REAL SANCHEZ

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

that explains everything

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/thinks of the Princess Bride

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re thinking of his brother Pablo.

by Evan on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good time to practice Carney’s hitting tips.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

STFU Miller!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

thank you bowker

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Bowker

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

SWING AT EVERYTHING, OFFENSE

*thinks *

CONTINUE WHAT YOU’RE DOING

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

ewww, ugly

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t even care about the continued failure of Bowkermania

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STFU ALL GIANTS ANNOUNCERS

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously…they’re dumb. Especially with 2 ex players you’d think they’d fucking know better.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo says fuck you Charlie.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP GETTING HITS URIBE!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

JUAN URIBE

FUCK YOU URIBE

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jul 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE YOU URIBE

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

F YOU URIBE!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

HE WAS OUT COME ON BLUE

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

For once, I wish he were out.

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU CANNOT CLAP FOR YOURSELF RIGHT NO URIBE

Everybody loves money

by fwoty oz on Jul 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

right now too

AND NEVER AGAIN

Everybody loves money

by fwoty oz on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

F U AGAIN URIBE

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That doesnt make up for it!

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

fUCK YOU URIBE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT A TERRIBLE NIGHT TO GET A HIT

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe has the nerve to clap his hands. FU Uribe

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Interesting anecdote from Jon Miller: Apparently, it’s been 34 years since 1975.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

HAVENT YOU DONE ENOUGH TO SCREW UP THIS GAME?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

XANTHAN WAS FUCKING WRONG WRONG WRONG HELLA WRONG WRONG WRONG

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

is there a sign to get picked off?

somebody call Velez

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...

by natteringnabob on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t hear them say why Pablo got pulled… he wasn’t hurt was he?

by thethrillisgone on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Please GIDP Whiteside….

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe is ruining everything!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

SANCHEZ IF YOU HIT

DONT FUCKING SWING

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

irl lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY GUYZ I’M GOING TO SLEEP!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

this is boring!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I wouldn’t mind a GIDP for the first time this year

by i wish we were good on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

GIDP please

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

if he played for the Phillies he would be

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

JON MILLER, I HATE YOU MORE THAN JUAN URIBE RIGHT NOW

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

GIDP

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

GIDP please

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice catch by Willie Mays!

by itlynstalyn on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

oh fuck you bud black

who gives a fuck stfd please

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Does it annoy anyone else that this scrub gets to wear 22?

by Evan on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Considering how many other worthless players have worn 22 since 1994, not really.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Whiteside

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was totally interference.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Just giving him out

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

NO

QUICK INNING

Fan Interference!

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

BUD BLACK, WE'LL GIVE YOU TWO OUTS ON THE NEXT PITCH

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

He was out

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

they should hold Uribe down after the game and shave a mohawk into his pubic hair

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

another douchey fan

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

what is with the fan fail lately?

by Merope on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut your goddamn pie hole Black. Get your ass back to the dugout and sit down.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Objectively

I give a fuck about that right now, about as much as I give a fuck about Bangladesh’s syphilis problems.

by Kestrel76 on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know its good for us . . .

But that fan is a scumbag

Chris Brown - Yes, he did miss a game with a strained eyelash.

by TrevorWilsonGrin on Jul 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Concur, and in case nobody has mentioned it in a while, great user name

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

I’m new – I just remember watching Wilson years ago, and he showed ALL his teeth while leaning in to see the catcher’s signal.

Chris Brown - Yes, he did miss a game with a strained eyelash.

by TrevorWilsonGrin on Jul 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw a game from 1989 aired on CSN Bay Area recently where Wilson pitched in relief. Aside from the perpetuagrimace, he had a REALLY funky pitching motion. No wonder he was hurt so much.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hit into a double play, Giants hitter

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU WHITESIDE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

DON'T SWING

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Grrrr

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT WHITESIDE

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Jul 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT, JUST GREAT

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Jul 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I swear to god the Giants hitters are trying to piss us off here

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf?

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE GETTING HITS

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

where have they been

all season?

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...

by natteringnabob on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit!

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

don't swing!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

come on jonathan, just take three pitches.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

you selfish, hit-getting bastards

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez will GIDP.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Save these hits for another night. STOP IT!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

If Sanchez gets HPB/.....

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re a bad person….

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The smell of popcorn wafts up stairs.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe

phones ringing all over town

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...

by natteringnabob on Jul 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

wrong place, definitely wrong time.

by itlynstalyn on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

watch them throw at him

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

DON’T SWING SANCHEZ

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

just take 3 and sit down

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t let him swing!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, dont swing

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

That was great knowledge kruk

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

For sure

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im driving down if that's the case

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

everyone's getting stabbed

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD TAKE

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFU KUIPE!!!

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

DONT SWING

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

he's swinging.

really.

MAN WTF

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

noooooooooooooooooooo

dont swing

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, he’s taking some hacks.

by non sequitur on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

DON'T SWING!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

nice cut!

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

thank god no baserunning

Everybody loves money

by fwoty oz on Jul 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Good hack

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Jonathan is pleased with the result

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY ARE YOU SWINGING

DIDNT YOU SEE RJ?!?!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

My feet are cold as fuck, but I havent worn socks all game. Keep the status quo

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

whew!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

SANCHEZ GO BACK TO THE DUGOUT

by itlynstalyn on Jul 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

lol why did he swing? why didn’t he bunt?

by Hawk49er on Jul 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

That was an excellent strikeout!

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

hey rowand you're good at striking out

would you kindly oblige?

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez sayz..

WHY WONT YOU TALK TO ME?!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Hasn’t showered since his last start

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU DON’T FOLLOW TRADITION, KRUK. SHUT IT

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

HRs or outs

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

rowand

gamer. taking pitches to give sanchez time to get ready.

Cain is Able ...

by Norcalfan10 on Jul 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

MILLER,

KINDLY STFU!

vr, GAA

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez needs a little time to gather himself. but not too much time.

by i wish we were good on Jul 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk you're talking about tradition and then you keep talking?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe he thinks broadcasters don’t count?

by Merope on Jul 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised Kuiper isn’t calling down to the dugout to speak to Sanchez to tell him what he’s accomplishing

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

now he takes pitches

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

/sobs

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Swing at everything!

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT IS THE ONE TIME YOU SHOULD SWING AT THAT PITCH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Interesting fact about 1975: During that year, I was five years old, then in December turned 6.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Really?

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sagittarians are the products of Spring flings.

So sayeth Dec. 20 (Father of Dec. 8 )

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 11, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

HACK. WHY WONT YOU HACK?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

there we are

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good hack

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

beautiful hack

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Jul 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

One more of those awful slider swings Scott

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to go Rowand, one more like that

by Edge on Jul 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKE OUT AARON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT DID I DO TO YOU JPONRY?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

KnK are trying to kill me.

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

GiNads baseball!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

SHUT UP ESPNN

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

SWING AARON DAMMIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

K ALREADY

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

fack

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll obviously take the runs

but fack

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

GODDAMMIT AARON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

GAH

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit aaron

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Jul 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP SCORING RUNS GIANTS

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

betcha never thought you’d be saying THAT!!

by Merope on Jul 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck!

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP GETTING HITS

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY ARE WE SCORING RUNS

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by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS INNING IS PAINFUL

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

dear god they can't even fail correctly

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think this team hates us this much?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT ROWAND

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Jul 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, why are you guys hitting? You fucking idiots

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY WHY WHY

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m flying back to SF tomorrow morning to commit horrible crimes against one JUAN FUCKING URIBE

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jul 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

grrrrrrrrrrr

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I might just have to stop posting.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm laughing now in lieu of crying

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

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by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't stop

alternating

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s good. Jonathan gets to relax a little longer in the dugout after his at bat

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

100 bucks says Cain gets no run support tomorrow. :(

by Hobbes2d on Jul 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

STFU

We have tickets.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Jul 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say he gets -5 runs.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA

The reactions are priceless.

by Kestrel76 on Jul 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Lots of nice rest after the AB. But needs to stop now.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Schierholtz!

a reliable source of quick outs!

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE STRIKE OUT ON A BALL THAT HITS YOU NATE

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Make Outs, Giants Batter!

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

one pitch out, go one pitch out!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember how we told you not to swing at pitches that hit you?

Yeah, start doing that

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by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Ground out please.

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS THE MOST FRUSTRATING THREAD ARGH GARSH DARN

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey maybe it’s good that they’re scoring runs! Maybe it’s good that Sanchez has a chance to rest a little bit?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

why don’t we have any reports on winn or pablo’s condition?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap, what happened to Pablo?

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought they just took him out because of the score

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, no visual indication that he was at all hurt.

by non sequitur on Jul 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

another reason to hate Bochy

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

they pinch hit for him and no one has said why.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing. Just pinch hit for.

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Pablo was just a defensive replacement… ROFLOLSH

by Merope on Jul 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

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by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

good job nate

Everybody loves money

by fwoty oz on Jul 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH NATE!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

/hides behind pillow

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Excellent job Nate

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

finally

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Jul 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD JOB NATE

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

good Schierholtz!

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

All right, here we go…

by positiveuphemism on Jul 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

OK here we go………………………

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Merkin time?

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

more like

romohawk

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Jul 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

8-0

This top of the ninth should be nice, routine and boring.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, EVERYONE

Time to hold our breaths and not say anything….

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Jul 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate’s on our side.

by deuce deuce on Jul 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate is a team player!

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m heading behind the couch to peek out at the ninth inning. See you guys later

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

BRING IN WILSON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

INSTA BAN

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldnt say insta, maybe 20 minutes or so.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Jul 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

this game is out of reach

let’s put Sanchez in to close it, let him work some thing outs

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I CAN'T STOP SMOKING

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Jul 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Juggern-out, YES!

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I have to piss like crazy

but have convinced myself I cannot move from this spot

by ryanmiles on Jul 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you have an empty bottle nearby?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

just pee in your pants

by SeeingStars on Jul 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cover your eyes everyone!

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

ZERBE!!!

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Jul 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

/keeping in the same lipper since 5th inning

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

this is awesome

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Moron bighead keeping Sanchez in after 100 pitches.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jul 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too! For no reason!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

EVERYONE SHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by itlynstalyn on Jul 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I think this game is Jonathan’s way of saying he doesn’t want to be a Pirate.

by Evan on Jul 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

must remember to breathe…

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahaha ESPN just said “Johnathan Sanchez ended the 8th with a strike out of former Giant GREAT Eliezer Alfonzo”

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

thehavenot is standing

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

As is baetown415

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I told my Mom she can’t go to bed until the game is over.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I cannot sit even close to still right now.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jul 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Chris Brown - Yes, he did miss a game with a strained eyelash.

by TrevorWilsonGrin on Jul 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Moskowitz!

He was staring hungrily at me

Chris Brown - Yes, he did miss a game with a strained eyelash.

by TrevorWilsonGrin on Jul 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Everyone move along. Nothing going on here

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

.

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Same Song, Same Spot, Same sweaty clothing. I need to take care of so many things but CANNOT for some reason move.

by Kestrel76 on Jul 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Eli Whiteside starts every game now y/y?

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

STANDING

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I cannot sit still

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT WAS A STRIKE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a strike.

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

This blowout has my stomach churning

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

“Eli Whiteside has been masterful…”

Yeah. All Whiteside. Sheesh.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh come on. That was a strike.

by non sequitur on Jul 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

GUYS I JUST ATE AN ENTIRE FINGERNAIL

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICE PLAY ED THE RALLY GAR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES RENT

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT AN OUT

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria’s first good play all season

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play Edgar!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

RENTARIA

Everybody loves money

by fwoty oz on Jul 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

YES! Now never hit to Edgar again…..

by Hobbes2d on Jul 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH I LOVE YOU RENTERIA I ALWAYS DID

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

lolol

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

My heart just went down then up

by Kestrel76 on Jul 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

1111111!!!!!!oneoneone

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Call strikes, ump.

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I need Maalox

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a strike!

by Hawk49er on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

*SEIZURE*

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a fucking strike!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

walk is just fine w/ me.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES J. SANCHEZ PLZ!!!!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Right now I feel like Kyle when Wendy Testaburger comes up to him.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

This thread is providing comfort to me.

by princessminako on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Just go down quietly, Edgar.

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

throw strikes

or don’t, whatever

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSS SCOTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWAND!!!!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMER!!!!!

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCK

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD

SCOTT FUCKING ROWAND

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by itlynstalyn on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FACEFENCE

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD ROWNADS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWAND I LOVE YOUY!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY ROWAND YESSSSSSSSSSSss

Everybody loves money

by fwoty oz on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMER!!!!

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

sakldjf;laksjdf;ja;dWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOfdjkla;sdjf;sd;

by positiveuphemism on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by deuce deuce on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWAND

GREAT SCOTT!

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

OMFG

PAY THAT MAN $12 MILLION

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I’M STANDING

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY CRAP that made me nervous.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus, I just had a heart attack

Chris Brown - Yes, he did miss a game with a strained eyelash.

by TrevorWilsonGrin on Jul 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK YOU DUDE WHO SHARES MY NAME, FTW!!!!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT GAMER!!!!!!!!!!!

by itlynstalyn on Jul 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I am going bonkers right now.

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTTTTTTTTTTT

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Jul 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Be upstanding

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Jul 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW. Increadible pay

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

scott...

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT!!!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

OMGZ!!!

Matt Cain: Duck and Cover

by mjrboredom on Jul 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT FUCKING ROWNED

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy fuck Rowand

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STANDING AND CLAPPING

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

OMFG

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Jul 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

OMGOMGOMG

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I AM CRYING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Jimmy Dugan would not be pleased…. :D

by Hobbes2d on Jul 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH FUCK! That was…..

by princessminako on Jul 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I just want to say that I love you all. :)

by Hobbes2d on Jul 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I think we just gave the cat a heart attack

by Merope on Jul 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Mine already knows I’m crazy

by princessminako on Jul 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON’T SHOW BUNT YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Bob Brenley says fuck you

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

and he’s right.

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

bunting lame… what a loser

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

DONT BUNT YOU A HOLE

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW fuck you cabrera you shithead

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

EVERYONE STAND UP PLEASE AND MAKE SOME CRAZY NOISE

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

DONT YOU FUCKING DARE

by Edge on Jul 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Cabrera, you bastard.

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

IF he bunts, take out the sniper rifle

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES JONATHAN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

My mind is going haywire. This is amazaing.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

bean him

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes, dirty.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

GO GO GO SANCHEZ

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON PEOPLE, GO CRAZY

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Gift. I’ll take it.

by non sequitur on Jul 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I am standing.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU GUYS

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Jul 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

ONE MORE DIRTY

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

seizure

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Jul 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LET'S GO RODEO CRAZY INSANE GO GO GO GO GO

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM JONATHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Strike this bunt-showing dickhead out

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

it's THAT time

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH THEM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!!!

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

JOHNATHAN

BRING THE DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by atxgiantsfan on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

WOWO WOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOOWOW

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

NO HITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!?!?!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

NO HITTER!!!!!!!

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD JONATHAN!!!!

YESSSSSS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by NHL84 on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Everybody loves money

by fwoty oz on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

ASDFJKL;ASDFJASDKL;FJ

ASKL;DFJASKL;DFJA
ASDKLFASDKL;FJASDKL;J
ASDFJASDKL;FJASDKL;FJ
ASDFASJFKL;JASDF

by non sequitur on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTHER FUCKING HELL YES!

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT'S INSANELY GOOD WHOA GOOD GAME SANCHEZ FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKKK YEAH DIRT!!!

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

MY LIFE IS MADE!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN SANCHEZ IS MY HERO

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD GAME SANCHEZ WOOHOO

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT YEAHZ

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I apologize for ever saying we should trade you!!!!

by princessminako on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS AMAZING

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

SO FUCKING AWESOME. (That is all.)

Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone asked lastnight if a giants pitcher would throw a no-no...

Talked about having Cain and Timmy so it had to happen. DONT FORGET ABOUT THE DIRTY SANCHEZ

by HanleysHitters on Jul 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE YOU JONATHAN

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Jul 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

IS THIS REAL LIFE?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

IS IT JUST FANTASY?

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Jul 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Matt Cain's right hand beats a Royal Flush.

by Viva Gigantes on Jul 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

He is now known as Clean Sanchez to me

This is awesome.

And FUCK YOU URIBE!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Brian Sabean

Don’t you fucking dare trade him.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Jul 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

+10000000

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Jul 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS SEASON IS PURE MAGIC

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  


My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I only got to see like 3 innings of that, but I’m so fucking glad all the same. I never thought I’d live to see the day.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I CAN’T BELIEVE HE DID IT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, just fucking wow. I’m excited, but I still hate Uribe.

by itlynstalyn on Jul 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

Just wow.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

NOW TRADE FOR UGGLA!!!!! :P SELL HIGH SABES SELL HIGH!!!!

:P

by Hobbes2d on Jul 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this real?

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

GRANT FOR THE REVERSE JINX

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

That was probably the best pitching performance I have ever seen.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT'S A HELL OF A 5TH PITCHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

God damn man. A FUCKING ERROR

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING URIBE. THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN A PERFECT FUCKING GAME. IM SO HAPPy

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

That was actually better than a perfect game. The only baserunner was on an error. He had to get 28 outs

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

DONT’ TRADE HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

One final

FUCK YOU URIBE

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

omfg

OH MY FUCKING GOD

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit peoplee

JONATHON FUCKING SANCHEZ WAS ONE FUCKING ERROR AWAY FROM A PERFECT FUCKING GAME

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS SO AMAZING I CANT EVEN SPEAK

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG!

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

This is a great day to be alive

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

BEST THREAD EVER

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

PS - I still hate Juan Uribe!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

DONT TRADE HIM EVER

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD HIS DAD

<3333333

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT! I DO NOT BELIEVE IT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Hugging his dad I’m crying my fucking eyes out

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

So, um, maybe Sanhe will get another start now?

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAAAAAH

I JUST RAN AROUND MY HOUSE JUMPING UP AND DOWN

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uhh... [fifth starter], uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jul 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 10, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

GUYS SHUT UP YOULLL JINX IT!!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

awww. his dad’s making me tear up.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 10, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

…now here’s amy g

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I dont even care. I love everything

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jul 10, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

NO Don’t check in with Amy G.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 10, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez: You've Been marked

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Jul 10, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

EPIC THREAD

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jul 10, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I came back to see the 7th inning

signed in here but didn’t want to say a THING NOT A SINGLE THING

the friend of mine who got me into the Giants, lifelong fan since he was a little kid … I just texted him to check if he was watching. He was there. :DDDDDD

by shanghaijim on Jul 10, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

This doesn’t even feel real.

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, thanks, Uribe.

by Natto on Jul 10, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

This is truly amazing

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember this moment Sanchez. Use it when you pitch from now on.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 10, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

This season has been amazing.

by MidKnight on Jul 10, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm starting to think that this season is magical

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 10, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Matt Cain: Duck and Cover

by mjrboredom on Jul 10, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEEEEEAAHHHHHH!

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 10, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

fuuuuuuuuuuuckin uribe

tough hop/bad play away from a perfect game.

IT’S ALL GOOD THO DIRRRRRRRRTY WITH A NO-NO

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 10, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't describe

the joy

Matt Cain: Duck and Cover

by mjrboredom on Jul 10, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Mordy from Monsey

religious Jew won’t find out about this until tomorrow night!

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jul 10, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Game of the Year.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Jul 10, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

This year is special.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Or magical

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 10, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1000

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Jul 10, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had so much anti-jinx mojo going on

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

First no-hitter of my life. I’ll take a World Series now. Thanks, guys.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 10, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

First time? His dad needs to go to every game.

by Edge on Jul 10, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, god, I’m getting teary watching his dad celebrate.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 10, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

me too

I’m not a very emotional person either

by superk1ng on Jul 10, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The waterworks are in full effect.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Rowand play was really awesome.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

this

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 10, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jul 10, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will go down in history as the greatest fielding play other than Mays catch in the series. For the Giants, that is.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 10, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 10, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking incredible

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never thought this would happen.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Did I seriously just see that?

I mean really? JONATHON SANCHEZ threw a no hitter? Really?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

AND HE DIDNT WALK ANYONE!!!!!!!!!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 10, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice to see Amy get to be a part of history. Wait, no it’s not. Get her outta here!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jul 10, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Amy G is cougerific

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 10, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Hire Pops Sanchez

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 10, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Google Image Search for "no hitter"

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Jul 10, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

MAKES SENSE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 10, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, am I misremembering or did mlb.tv start selling single-game downloads a while back? I would totally buy this so I can see the whole thing.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 10, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Just Fucking Awesome !!!!!

Got home late and did not come ito the thread. No jinx.

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jul 10, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I never would have thought a sanchez start would have me tearing up… especially in a good way. Great job Sanch. Great job.

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOOOSEBUMPS x100000

by FriscoJoe on Jul 10, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LARS FTW!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 10, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. Just fucking wow.

by zuma420 on Jul 10, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh, even the folks on Gaslamp Ball are pissed at Uribe for ruining the perfect game.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 10, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Never seen one - love it!

Chris Brown - Yes, he did miss a game with a strained eyelash.

by TrevorWilsonGrin on Jul 10, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD FIRST GAME HIS DAD HAS EVER SEEN OF HIM AS A MAJOR LEAGUER

FUCKING A THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Jul 10, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

That is so awesome

The strongest force in the universe is back in the big leagues, brother. So whatcha gonna do, Russell Martin, when the walks, the dingerz, and the power of Bowkermania run wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 10, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, so, SO happy.

And Pablo’s best home run of the year was in this SAME game.

Sigh.

Matt Cain: Duck and Cover

by mjrboredom on Jul 10, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

And man, What a fucking catch by Scott!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 10, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm still dancing

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 10, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't want this thread to end.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 10, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 10, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Just think, if Uribe doesn’t make the error, Rowand’s catch is the final out to preserve a perect game

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 10, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Outside of Sanchez

Rowand was the second best Giant tonight…

by Hawk49er on Jul 10, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

The ESPN crawl

is giving Sånchez his accent tonight.

Finally, some respect.

Matt Cain: Duck and Cover

by mjrboredom on Jul 10, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Purchased MLB TV just yesterday

Live in LA and just got the MLB package. best purchase ever

by FriscoJoe on Jul 10, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 10, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY GUYZ ITS PEDRO SANDOVAL
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=290710126

wow i hate espn

I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..

by lmaozedong on Jul 10, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Did anyone else think the way Runge called the final out was AWESOME? That could have been the greatest ring up of all time.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Jul 11, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jul 11, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

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