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Why do pitchers throw fastballs vs. Rowand? He can’t hit curves or sliders.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No runz here

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FIRST!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YOUR San Francisco Giants

by jctGamer on Jul 1, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

can i take them back for a refund?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Russ Ortiz going on Saturday vs. Lincecum??

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s still playing?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 1, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t worry, you won’t be able to see it.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Giants’ offense is silly.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So I guess its back to old times for Cain?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 1, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

3rd straight game I believe

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Winn keeps hitting it hard.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So no Oswalt v. Timmy matchup on Sat?

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 1, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oswalt chickened out

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ortiz v. Lincecum

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And it’s not televised.

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Jul 1, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 1, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Winn getting hot?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WINNer

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CLASSY

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was very classy.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TAKE A PITCH PABLO

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Can I say it here??

For Saturday’s Giants game not being on TV, FUCK YOU FOX!!!!!

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Kruk wanted to say it too

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And what do we get on the west?? FUCKING LA and SD

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I won’t be watching.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pablo needs more class.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

damn it

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sigh

So it’s up to Molina.

Fantastic.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Goddamn low effing BABIP tonight.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was hoping that’d drop for a second :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn, I was hoping for a collision. :(

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i think kruk was too but he couldn’t say it on the air. though he really wanted to.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Must. Hack. At. Slop.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Near collolision

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TAKE A FUCKING PITCH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Heck, take a celibate pitch. I don’t care. Just take a pitch!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

must swing at everything

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

According to Bengie it WORKS! LOL

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Two pitches, two outs. Thank you slop hitters.

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Can we get another new thread? :(

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DON’T HIT IT AT THEM!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is the new game plan

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So how many pitches did they see that inning?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 1, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s reassuring that this team is so predictable, in a world where everything is always changing.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

taking pitches is overrated

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 1, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I guess the offense decided to have a throwback to 2007-2008 night.

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Jul 1, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I guess the offense decided to have a throwback to 2007-2008 night season.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There have already been two 1-0 games today. We’re trying for three.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not to take credit..

But I called it game over after Ludwig’s RBI single

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

McC elitist edition

I am killing everyone. The end.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cool story.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sir, we are all asking you to leave now and don’t return until after the game is over.

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who died and made YOU grant???

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When the Giants were doing so great while you were gone and they suck when you return?

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

they are obviously paying attention to the presence of a fan who lives 2000 miles away on a random blog’s message board.

That makes sense.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Obviously

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OF COURSE

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

??

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 1, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

the “2nd” fantasy baseball league

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not elitist enough.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The FBI is watching you

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somebody’s watching me.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH GOD

The Geico “googly eyed pile of money” now has that song “Somebody’s Watching Me” by Rockwell in it.

IT’S EVEN MORE ANNOYING NOW.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Really? I never noticed it until just now.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

huh? did it not?

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 1, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This radio broadcast

needs some tap plastics, extra miles or OH YOU’RE lisa stephens ads
that’ll get some runs, maybe.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Pablo a converted catcher? Or is he a 3B converted to catcher converted back to C?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s a converted deity.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe he is an avatar of Vishnu.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I could see him being Kalki

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s basically just a convertable.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So far this is the same pitch sequence to Thurston’s last AB

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OT – the Windex cleaning system with the pads on the pole sucks ass. Streaky filmy windows are streaky and filmy.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 1, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You’re wrong. Those windows are much cleaner than they were before. And you did it in half the time!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Martha lied to me.

Although they are still probably a little bit cleaner.

Even if I did short out two outdoor outlets below a couple windows. Bzzzzzzzzt click.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 1, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never too soon

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, your saying that birds aren’t flying into your windows?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Streak-free shine in half the time!

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 1, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WRONG!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 1, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good inning Cainer

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CLASSY!!!!!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was nice.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Woody: “I think we can get a couple of runs”

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think i see a flying pig!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“It’s on” NO IT ISN’T

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I fly around tough times constantly.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I fly through them. But mostly, I just don’t know how to turn when I’m flying. I only ever got as far as forgetting to land. Navigation is a problem.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just flew around a tough time. I saw it and went like “Oh shit, a tough time! I better fly around it!” Then I totally did.

It was very exciting.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THERE

is my OH YOU’RE lisa stephens ad!!!

NOW SCORE SOME RUNS

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Still using Shane Snow for that ad?

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT

You’ve gone incognito. Pages you view in this window won’t appear in your browser history or search history, and they won’t leave other traces, like cookies, on your computer after you close the incognito window. Any files you download or bookmarks you create will be preserved, however.

Going incognito doesn’t affect the behavior of other people, servers, or software. Be wary of:
Websites that collect or share information about you
Internet service providers or employers that track the pages you visit
Malicious software that tracks your keystrokes in exchange for free smileys
Surveillance by secret agents
People standing behind you

I find the last line really funny.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PORN MODE FTW!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In-cog-neeto.

/Jason Lee.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

[Preachy religious talk]

/everyone in that movie

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fiorentino was AWFUL in that movie. But I actually enjoy the rest of it.

I guess I could live without the poop monster.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Supposedly, she was awful on the set, too.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And it showed in the movie.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, I remember in the commentary, Kevin Smith said he wished he’d given the role to Janeane Garofalo.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alanis was just great, though!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The scene where Affleck goes around judging everyone in the boardroom is good. Salma Hayek is attractive.

Besides that, it’s gotten pretty old for me.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well it was about God playing skeeball.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 1, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

tap... tap plastics

the fantastic plastic place

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 1, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

porn mode ftw!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

reply FAIL

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RALLY COMMERCIALS

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how was cain's run earned?

he reached on an error by edgar right?

by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 1, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It might have been ruled a single + an error

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Single and error.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Single + error, but the runner would have advanced to second anyway on the walk to Pujols.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RALLY TIME!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That is one scary bunny costume

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MOAR!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO MOAR!!!
These are sucking my will to live.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 1, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In honor of the king

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nate finally takes a first pitch, and it’s a fastball right down the middle

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And hacks at the curve into his hands….

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He got rid of the failbeard, though. That’s a good sign.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What’s wrong with failbeards?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They fail. It’s in the name.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:’(

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And I suppose you think there’s something wrong with failing.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I tried to post that photo of yo with the failbeard and the stalker look earlier, but it wasn’t showing up for some reason. :(

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm… the photobucket link should be active. I’ll go find it.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is, but when I copied the URL into MCC, it didn’t show up. Dunno why.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nate: “SEE WHAT HAPPENS?”

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d settle for a runner getting to 2nd base

by DFAAurillia on Jul 1, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

context? please? i think i missed something.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rally Awkward Family Photos.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought those were just for Zito.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 1, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’ve never been to cucumberland? It’s the refreshingest place on Earth!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Family hazmat team.

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Jul 1, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Giants Offense, WAKE LARS UP!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DFA Schierholtz!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 1, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHERE’S LEWIS?

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RUNS!!!!!!!!

by DFAAurillia on Jul 1, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RALLY GAR

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HI

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Edgar you havent hit a HR in awhile…just sayin!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Edgar you havent hit a HR in awhile…just sayin!

by AGiantAmongMarlins on Jul 1, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

swung at ball 4

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nice AB

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YAY! Baserunner

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Promptly thrown out

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Edgar your Giants BB leader!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Too bad you can’t be a gamer, but that was a GRITTY VET BB

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Edgar is the most patient hitter.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That, my friends

Is how you work a count

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 1, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now do the shopped one. I liked that one.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 1, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WALKS ARE COOL TOO

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thats right Wainwright walk us home

by DFAAurillia on Jul 1, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A Walk!
We just need another walk and we have a RALLY!!!

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 1, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ishipawa!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 1, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HIT IT OVR THE WALL

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He almost did.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Travis

A 2 run homer would put the Giants ahead. I think this might be a good idea

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FAIL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

That was expected.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DAMMIT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh. Guesses wrong 2 pitches in a row.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Travis Ishikawa can’t hit a curveball.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i think its more. can’t lay off the curve in the dirt. right?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Cainer

hit a dinger please

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh eff.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He was going for the dropped third strike. He forgot about the guy on first rule.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At least that was actually a strike.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

our offense sucks when we don’t score runs

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 1, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Truth

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uhh..

Maybe they should appeal that

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He did not go.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He did.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unless it is beyond obvious, it really upsets me when the HP ump doesn’t ask for help

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that was really close. Let the guy with the better view make the call.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In the umpire’s “judgment”, if he believes that the batter intended to go, he calls it a strike. There is nothing in the rule book about check swings.

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck you uribe

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Check swing strike 3

FAIL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank you Juan for proving we need a REAL 2nd baseman. Someone with a bat.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Really, blue?

Really?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was the ugliest at bat in this universe

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL GIANTS

They aren’t scoring today

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I had that feeling in the second inning

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 1, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, that was very very awful to watch

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey Giants

Score runs for CAIN ZITO CAIN!

by DividedByZero on Jul 1, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

icwhutudidthar

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meet the new Giants, same as the old Giants.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ESPN showed it and it looked like he did.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

By request of jcb9!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kevin Frandsen not in tonights Fresno lineup. Is he on his way up to replace Matt Downs?

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Please?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GIANTS BRASS!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just a thought..

The Cards’ pen is spent from the last 2 games, so the Giants, in theory, probably should have taken a few pitches early in the game to get to that pen.. Right?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But this is their strategy! It totes works!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too much logic.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did anyone really expect the run parade to continue?

by nofreetime on Jul 1, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I sincerely hope not.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh my god!

why are all of our pitcher ERAs suddenly going up? I don’t understand!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We know Dye is a fail in right..

But how bad do you think he’d be in left?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still pretty bad.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BUTT HITZ DINGERZ!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Talented Butt.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No. And Again just for emphasis, No !

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jul 1, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do not want.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 1, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Posey

Gerald Posey is once again NOT in San Jose lineup

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF is going on? No concussion yet he’s still not playing? There is something fishy going on.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They said on KNBR that they were being extra cautious after he got bonked in the head. They don’t want their big $$ prospect to go all Matheny on them.

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but if he doesn’t have a concussion, what’s the deal? You either have a concussion or you don’t.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s dead, isn’t he?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No that’s Karl Malden.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 1, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

still recuperating, maybe?

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 1, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s probably going to be sent to AAA pretty soon.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he’s so valuable they can never play him.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cardinals are 6th in runs scored?!? Really?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They were easily the highest scoring offense in April and they still have Albert.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess..

still.. they look bad

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agrizzle.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can’t judge the Cardinals based on facing the Giants rotation.

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When Cain stifles them this inning

should we let him hit?

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jul 1, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cain hits better than anyone on our bench for the most part.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes. Matt Cain hits HR’s

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jul 1, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice Panda play!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jul 1, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice play, Pablito

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Attention Kruk, Pablo HAS played third base before…..

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice game, Cain.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice Cainer. 7 pitches.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice game Matt

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Get Cain the win, dudes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

= 2

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CAIN FORGOT HOW TO WIN!!!!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not a gamer

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

equals 2 ?

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jul 1, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cain is so pissed off at the giants right now

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He can’t be too mad, they showed a graphic earlier in the game where he is the 7th most supported pitcher (and that is saying a lot considering the Giants’ offense).

by nofreetime on Jul 1, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah but the giants have a lot to make for. those wounds don’t heal easily.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a lovely, lovely half-inning.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rough start for Matt but he settled down. Too bad they won’t score. =/

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So this would now be 1-0 game number four of the day.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And the fifth shut-out.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

does a loss here affect cain’s chances of being selected for the all star game?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Prolly not. His ERA is still quite a bit below three.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And he has 9 wins…

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better 3b?

a) Brooks Robinson
b) Pablo Sandoval

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

c) Brooks Kieschnick
d) Frank Robinson

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

c) tim lincecum.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brooks. But Panda is way more entertaining.

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jul 1, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fred Lewis as PH? Bah.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 1, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fred hasn't hit in a week..

K right here?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and looking

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 1, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tomorrow's starter

Zito is 0-3 with a 4.57 ERA career vs. St, Louis.

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

have we had enough of being pessimistic about this game?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This will never happen

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you don’t know us very well do you?

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I predict a double…

by nofreetime on Jul 1, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

…switch

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs