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Why do pitchers throw fastballs vs. Rowand? He can’t hit curves or sliders.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No runz here

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FIRST!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YOUR San Francisco Giants

by jctGamer on Jul 1, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

can i take them back for a refund?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Russ Ortiz going on Saturday vs. Lincecum??

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s still playing?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 1, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t worry, you won’t be able to see it.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Giants’ offense is silly.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So I guess its back to old times for Cain?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 1, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

3rd straight game I believe

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Winn keeps hitting it hard.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So no Oswalt v. Timmy matchup on Sat?

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 1, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oswalt chickened out

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ortiz v. Lincecum

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And it’s not televised.

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Jul 1, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 1, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Winn getting hot?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WINNer

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CLASSY

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was very classy.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TAKE A PITCH PABLO

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Can I say it here??

For Saturday’s Giants game not being on TV, FUCK YOU FOX!!!!!

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Kruk wanted to say it too

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And what do we get on the west?? FUCKING LA and SD

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I won’t be watching.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pablo needs more class.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

damn it

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sigh

So it’s up to Molina.

Fantastic.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Goddamn low effing BABIP tonight.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was hoping that’d drop for a second :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn, I was hoping for a collision. :(

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i think kruk was too but he couldn’t say it on the air. though he really wanted to.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Must. Hack. At. Slop.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Near collolision

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TAKE A FUCKING PITCH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Heck, take a celibate pitch. I don’t care. Just take a pitch!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

must swing at everything

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

According to Bengie it WORKS! LOL

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Two pitches, two outs. Thank you slop hitters.

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Can we get another new thread? :(

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DON’T HIT IT AT THEM!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is the new game plan

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So how many pitches did they see that inning?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 1, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s reassuring that this team is so predictable, in a world where everything is always changing.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

taking pitches is overrated

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 1, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I guess the offense decided to have a throwback to 2007-2008 night.

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Jul 1, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I guess the offense decided to have a throwback to 2007-2008 night season.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There have already been two 1-0 games today. We’re trying for three.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not to take credit..

But I called it game over after Ludwig’s RBI single

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

McC elitist edition

I am killing everyone. The end.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cool story.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sir, we are all asking you to leave now and don’t return until after the game is over.

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who died and made YOU grant???

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When the Giants were doing so great while you were gone and they suck when you return?

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

they are obviously paying attention to the presence of a fan who lives 2000 miles away on a random blog’s message board.

That makes sense.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Obviously

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OF COURSE

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

??

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 1, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

the “2nd” fantasy baseball league

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not elitist enough.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The FBI is watching you

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somebody’s watching me.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH GOD

The Geico “googly eyed pile of money” now has that song “Somebody’s Watching Me” by Rockwell in it.

IT’S EVEN MORE ANNOYING NOW.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Really? I never noticed it until just now.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

huh? did it not?

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 1, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This radio broadcast

needs some tap plastics, extra miles or OH YOU’RE lisa stephens ads
that’ll get some runs, maybe.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Pablo a converted catcher? Or is he a 3B converted to catcher converted back to C?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s a converted deity.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe he is an avatar of Vishnu.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I could see him being Kalki

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s basically just a convertable.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So far this is the same pitch sequence to Thurston’s last AB

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OT – the Windex cleaning system with the pads on the pole sucks ass. Streaky filmy windows are streaky and filmy.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 1, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You’re wrong. Those windows are much cleaner than they were before. And you did it in half the time!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Martha lied to me.

Although they are still probably a little bit cleaner.

Even if I did short out two outdoor outlets below a couple windows. Bzzzzzzzzt click.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 1, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never too soon

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, your saying that birds aren’t flying into your windows?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Streak-free shine in half the time!

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 1, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WRONG!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 1, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good inning Cainer

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CLASSY!!!!!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was nice.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Woody: “I think we can get a couple of runs”

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think i see a flying pig!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“It’s on” NO IT ISN’T

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I fly around tough times constantly.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I fly through them. But mostly, I just don’t know how to turn when I’m flying. I only ever got as far as forgetting to land. Navigation is a problem.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just flew around a tough time. I saw it and went like “Oh shit, a tough time! I better fly around it!” Then I totally did.

It was very exciting.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THERE

is my OH YOU’RE lisa stephens ad!!!

NOW SCORE SOME RUNS

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Still using Shane Snow for that ad?

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT

You’ve gone incognito. Pages you view in this window won’t appear in your browser history or search history, and they won’t leave other traces, like cookies, on your computer after you close the incognito window. Any files you download or bookmarks you create will be preserved, however.

Going incognito doesn’t affect the behavior of other people, servers, or software. Be wary of:
Websites that collect or share information about you
Internet service providers or employers that track the pages you visit
Malicious software that tracks your keystrokes in exchange for free smileys
Surveillance by secret agents
People standing behind you

I find the last line really funny.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PORN MODE FTW!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In-cog-neeto.

/Jason Lee.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

[Preachy religious talk]

/everyone in that movie

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fiorentino was AWFUL in that movie. But I actually enjoy the rest of it.

I guess I could live without the poop monster.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Supposedly, she was awful on the set, too.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And it showed in the movie.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, I remember in the commentary, Kevin Smith said he wished he’d given the role to Janeane Garofalo.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alanis was just great, though!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The scene where Affleck goes around judging everyone in the boardroom is good. Salma Hayek is attractive.

Besides that, it’s gotten pretty old for me.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well it was about God playing skeeball.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 1, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

tap... tap plastics

the fantastic plastic place

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 1, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

porn mode ftw!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

reply FAIL

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RALLY COMMERCIALS

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how was cain's run earned?

he reached on an error by edgar right?

by sadison bummedgarner on Jul 1, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It might have been ruled a single + an error

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Single and error.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Single + error, but the runner would have advanced to second anyway on the walk to Pujols.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RALLY TIME!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That is one scary bunny costume

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MOAR!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO MOAR!!!
These are sucking my will to live.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 1, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In honor of the king

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nate finally takes a first pitch, and it’s a fastball right down the middle

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And hacks at the curve into his hands….

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He got rid of the failbeard, though. That’s a good sign.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What’s wrong with failbeards?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They fail. It’s in the name.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:’(

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And I suppose you think there’s something wrong with failing.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I tried to post that photo of yo with the failbeard and the stalker look earlier, but it wasn’t showing up for some reason. :(

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm… the photobucket link should be active. I’ll go find it.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is, but when I copied the URL into MCC, it didn’t show up. Dunno why.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nate: “SEE WHAT HAPPENS?”

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d settle for a runner getting to 2nd base

by DFAAurillia on Jul 1, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

context? please? i think i missed something.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rally Awkward Family Photos.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought those were just for Zito.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 1, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’ve never been to cucumberland? It’s the refreshingest place on Earth!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Family hazmat team.

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Jul 1, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Giants Offense, WAKE LARS UP!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DFA Schierholtz!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 1, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHERE’S LEWIS?

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RUNS!!!!!!!!

by DFAAurillia on Jul 1, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RALLY GAR

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HI

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Edgar you havent hit a HR in awhile…just sayin!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Edgar you havent hit a HR in awhile…just sayin!

by AGiantAmongMarlins on Jul 1, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

swung at ball 4

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nice AB

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YAY! Baserunner

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Promptly thrown out

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Edgar your Giants BB leader!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Too bad you can’t be a gamer, but that was a GRITTY VET BB

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Edgar is the most patient hitter.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That, my friends

Is how you work a count

by Viva Jon Miller on Jul 1, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now do the shopped one. I liked that one.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 1, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WALKS ARE COOL TOO

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thats right Wainwright walk us home

by DFAAurillia on Jul 1, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A Walk!
We just need another walk and we have a RALLY!!!

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 1, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ishipawa!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 1, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HIT IT OVR THE WALL

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He almost did.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Travis

A 2 run homer would put the Giants ahead. I think this might be a good idea

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FAIL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

That was expected.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DAMMIT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh. Guesses wrong 2 pitches in a row.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Travis Ishikawa can’t hit a curveball.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i think its more. can’t lay off the curve in the dirt. right?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Cainer

hit a dinger please

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh eff.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He was going for the dropped third strike. He forgot about the guy on first rule.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At least that was actually a strike.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

our offense sucks when we don’t score runs

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 1, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Truth

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uhh..

Maybe they should appeal that

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He did not go.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He did.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unless it is beyond obvious, it really upsets me when the HP ump doesn’t ask for help

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that was really close. Let the guy with the better view make the call.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In the umpire’s “judgment”, if he believes that the batter intended to go, he calls it a strike. There is nothing in the rule book about check swings.

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck you uribe

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Check swing strike 3

FAIL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank you Juan for proving we need a REAL 2nd baseman. Someone with a bat.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Really, blue?

Really?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was the ugliest at bat in this universe

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL GIANTS

They aren’t scoring today

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I had that feeling in the second inning

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 1, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, that was very very awful to watch

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey Giants

Score runs for CAIN ZITO CAIN!

by DividedByZero on Jul 1, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

icwhutudidthar

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meet the new Giants, same as the old Giants.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ESPN showed it and it looked like he did.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

By request of jcb9!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kevin Frandsen not in tonights Fresno lineup. Is he on his way up to replace Matt Downs?

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Please?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GIANTS BRASS!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just a thought..

The Cards’ pen is spent from the last 2 games, so the Giants, in theory, probably should have taken a few pitches early in the game to get to that pen.. Right?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But this is their strategy! It totes works!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too much logic.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did anyone really expect the run parade to continue?

by nofreetime on Jul 1, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I sincerely hope not.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh my god!

why are all of our pitcher ERAs suddenly going up? I don’t understand!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We know Dye is a fail in right..

But how bad do you think he’d be in left?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still pretty bad.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BUTT HITZ DINGERZ!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Talented Butt.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No. And Again just for emphasis, No !

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jul 1, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do not want.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 1, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Posey

Gerald Posey is once again NOT in San Jose lineup

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF is going on? No concussion yet he’s still not playing? There is something fishy going on.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They said on KNBR that they were being extra cautious after he got bonked in the head. They don’t want their big $$ prospect to go all Matheny on them.

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but if he doesn’t have a concussion, what’s the deal? You either have a concussion or you don’t.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s dead, isn’t he?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No that’s Karl Malden.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 1, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

still recuperating, maybe?

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 1, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s probably going to be sent to AAA pretty soon.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he’s so valuable they can never play him.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cardinals are 6th in runs scored?!? Really?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They were easily the highest scoring offense in April and they still have Albert.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess..

still.. they look bad

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agrizzle.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can’t judge the Cardinals based on facing the Giants rotation.

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When Cain stifles them this inning

should we let him hit?

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jul 1, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cain hits better than anyone on our bench for the most part.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes. Matt Cain hits HR’s

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jul 1, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice Panda play!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jul 1, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice play, Pablito

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Attention Kruk, Pablo HAS played third base before…..

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice game, Cain.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice Cainer. 7 pitches.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice game Matt

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Get Cain the win, dudes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

= 2

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CAIN FORGOT HOW TO WIN!!!!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not a gamer

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

equals 2 ?

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jul 1, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cain is so pissed off at the giants right now

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He can’t be too mad, they showed a graphic earlier in the game where he is the 7th most supported pitcher (and that is saying a lot considering the Giants’ offense).

by nofreetime on Jul 1, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah but the giants have a lot to make for. those wounds don’t heal easily.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a lovely, lovely half-inning.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rough start for Matt but he settled down. Too bad they won’t score. =/

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So this would now be 1-0 game number four of the day.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And the fifth shut-out.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

does a loss here affect cain’s chances of being selected for the all star game?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Prolly not. His ERA is still quite a bit below three.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And he has 9 wins…

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better 3b?

a) Brooks Robinson
b) Pablo Sandoval

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

c) Brooks Kieschnick
d) Frank Robinson

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

c) tim lincecum.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brooks. But Panda is way more entertaining.

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jul 1, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fred Lewis as PH? Bah.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 1, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fred hasn't hit in a week..

K right here?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and looking

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 1, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tomorrow's starter

Zito is 0-3 with a 4.57 ERA career vs. St, Louis.

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

have we had enough of being pessimistic about this game?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This will never happen

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you don’t know us very well do you?

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I predict a double…

by nofreetime on Jul 1, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

…switch

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You predicted it!!!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Predict something again

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Win !

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jul 1, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Strike 3

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha..

Not really.. was 6 inches in

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I though it looked good on tv, but gameday changed my mind on it

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lewis struck out and he gets a double.

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It could have been called, but I don’t think it was a textbook strike.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fred, please do something awesome

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FAST FREDDIE!!!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Skates!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FAST FRED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YEAH FREDERICK!
SHUT THE HATERS UP!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sweet!!!!!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Please keep learning how to pull the ball Fred.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the inside pitch

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy moly, Fred!

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 1, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I still love Freddie

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 1, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I STILL LOVE YOU FREDERICK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LEWIS!

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jul 1, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fred now 4 for 7 against Wainwright.. good thing he didnt start

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh for god's sake

stop with that bull. If Fred started tonight there would have been so much bitching and moaning. To look back now and blame bochy is pretty insane.

by jctGamer on Jul 1, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huh. Didn’t see that one coming.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 1, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Leadoff doubles are awesome

It’s so much fun to see them not move any further.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

please please please no baserunning errors!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

come on Rowand, run dingerz.exe

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

haha our first man to reach second base all game.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOWWW

SLOWEST LEADOFF/CF IN THE LEAGUE

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GAMER SPEED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow bad call.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL! SAFE!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH

suck it larussa

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think he was out.

by xanthan on Jul 1, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he was

but I’ll take it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow, he looked out

by heimy25 on Jul 1, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow. I though he looked out

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Scott!

Ground attack!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I loved the cheer turned boo.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was nice

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, keep it going!

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 1, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the ump feels sorry for us.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Feels sorry for Matt Cain :-(

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jul 1, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

USE IT!

WE NEED TO SCORE HERE

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tim likes it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now the DP is all setup

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

triple play

by heimy25 on Jul 1, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I miss the Omar head first slide into 1B.

by xanthan on Jul 1, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lincecum has nothing to do with this play. Why does CSN always show him?

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he’s tho thexy.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because he's freakin Tim Lincecum

Never a bad time to show him

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They were showing the dugout reaction, Lincecum just happened to be in the middle of the crowd.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because he’s always giddy like a kid in a candy store no matter what.

by deuce deuce on Jul 1, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHY ARE YOU SUCH A DOWNER

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

replay shows an out

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

replay is not the ump

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fun Fact

we got lucky ump got it wrong

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah yes indeed it’s fun time

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let Winn hit

by nofreetime on Jul 1, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Beat him, just barely beat him.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL! Timmy was making fun of the ump because Scott was out.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t want to bunt here.. They will IBB Pablo

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How about a walk?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would love for them to IBB Pablo now.

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oy, Dwight, I hope you saved some of those hits you've been throwing around

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Classy working the count.

by xanthan on Jul 1, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Classy WALK please

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

come on Dwight.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES!

Stay Classy Dwight and WALK to first.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

run jackz.exe

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I want a walk! I want Pablo up with the bases loaded!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You can’t always get what you want…but this time we do!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 1, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Randy Winn, Professional Baseball Player

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jul 1, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

this is gonna be a classy bb

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PLEASE PANDA PLEASE

by xanthan on Jul 1, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CLASSY AB

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CLASSY WALK!

THIS GAME JUST GOT INTERESTING!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PABLO TIME!!!!!!!!!!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice AB Randy!

by nofreetime on Jul 1, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NICE...EYE!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ok cool!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Winn’s the hitter of the game so far.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

clap, clap, clap, clap, clap

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by timmeh on Jul 1, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GET HIM OFF THE HOOK PABLITO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ST LOLIS

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

defense in or out?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DP depth?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah thats what i meant. just wondering how they are playing it.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They've been talking up KFP all day..

He needs to come through here

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Git it dun Pabs

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And to those that want to trade Winn, I say fuck you.

Defense + classy AB’s FTW! Not to mention he can actually hit with RISP.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like how the ESPN announcers are like “Pablo’s AB routine RUBS SOME PITCHERS THE WRONG WAY”

by xanthan on Jul 1, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

…except then they defend it.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who are the announcers tonight?

by deuce deuce on Jul 1, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sacrifice Fly here to tie the game and then Bengie with another to take the lead!

by nofreetime on Jul 1, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cain FTW! No, really. like… let’s get him a win.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good take

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PANDA please be awesome

This is on national TV

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is anyone watching the ESPN broadcast? and are they giving panda proper praise?

by heimy25 on Jul 1, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that is a fat, ugly sack of dude.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

reyes, i mean. panda is a fat, beautiful sack of dude.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PITCHING AROUND HIM!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’ll take another BB here Pablo. :)

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why us Wainwright still in?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

IT'S HIS GAME

HE’S A MAN

HE’S 40

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

COME AFTER ME

by deuce deuce on Jul 1, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Us no want take him out.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PANDA

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Let’s get Rent up with them loaded plz…

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hitter’s count.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A salami would be nice here

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’ll take a walk.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fear of the panda!

by positiveuphemism on Jul 1, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pablo

DON’T THINK ABOUT CAKE

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 1, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice eye Panda!

by nofreetime on Jul 1, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PANDA

Don’t swing. Just walk like a panda.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He couldn’t hold it in three pitches in a row.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STOP SWINGING AT BALLS

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2-2

I’m nervous

by xanthan on Jul 1, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

me too

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cain seems pretty chill.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey Cardinals pitcher

OPEN BASE!

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 1, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good eye, good eye.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m not sure Pablo takes that pitch in April.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

“That was an easy take” Begnie would swing at that one.

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

run dingerz.panda.exe

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HERE WE GO

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DAMMIT PABLO

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pablo got owned.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DAMMIT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FILTHY. Wow.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SHIT

FUCK

DAMMIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well, there goes his all star chances

by heimy25 on Jul 1, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

damn

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 1, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HEY! PANDA BEAR!

We don’t take kindly to your types in here!

I wanna know som’in’ from Mr. Panda Bear here! If you pandas are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet, how come you eat bamboo, which is prone to grow only in drier, more arid regions?!

by Outshined_One on Jul 1, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

please do something, Bengie :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

JUST GET RENT UP WITH THEM LOADED PLZ!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

schnikes.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

How do you throw that pitch with 3 balls and bases loaded?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

more than 3 balls. serious cajones.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

balls

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How do you swing at it?

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anybody would swing at that.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pablo

Plus I actually wouldn’t blame anyone for swinging at that. It’s a fastball count.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PLEASE

Money. Please. I’m beggin. Please.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

C’mon sac fly to tie the game Bengie…

by nofreetime on Jul 1, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Here comes the Bengie DP.

by xanthan on Jul 1, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bengie will dp y/y

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I BLAME GRANT.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh panda

She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath

by cloudydays on Jul 1, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ew Bengie, we’re fucked. :(

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, good. Molina.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They better at least tie this game up

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bengie just hit a flyball

by DFAAurillia on Jul 1, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nothing on the ground please

by nofreetime on Jul 1, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Phew.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh YEAH

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BENGIE!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOW MOLINA

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Productive!

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 1, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

cool

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cain off the hook!

by deuce deuce on Jul 1, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tie Game!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YEAH I'll TAKE IT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MONEY

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn. I thought that was out of there.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

cainer’s off the hook. i’ll take it.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that was almost a slam.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tie

could hope for more

"I know a place where life is a game, and Baseball's really real"

by pygalgia on Jul 1, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yesss

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 1, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

woooo bengie

by heimy25 on Jul 1, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt Cain cannot lose.

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nate I know you won’t because you’re not in Milwaukee, so you suck right now, but please draw a walk so Rent can hit with the bases juiced. :(

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Time for Nate not to suck.

by xanthan on Jul 1, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nate

BE AN AMERICAN

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why isn’t Rowand @3rd? That might cost them with a single to the outfield

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on Nate.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GO NATE!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey now, Nate! Let’s do this!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nofreetime

quick, predict another

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jul 1, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Can't make the 3rd out at 3rd

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nate has looked like crap the past two games.

by xanthan on Jul 1, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

regression is a bitch

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He stopped seeing a bunch of fastballs

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Groundball up the middle

by DFAAurillia on Jul 1, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh, that was an awful swing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cain can’t lose!

by positiveuphemism on Jul 1, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok Nate just whiff on the nasty curve already, we know you will.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NOT SWING IN THE DIRT FUCKING PLEASE DAMMIT

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

curve in the dirt = kryptonite for giants hitters

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I want Fred Lewis back.

by xanthan on Jul 1, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GTFO NATE.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YOU SUCK!!!!!!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

shrug

Tie Game

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nate has looked Burriss like this series

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nate’s looked really bad the last couple of days

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was pretty awful

DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!

by PAWarrior on Jul 1, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dude just walked again

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 1, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK THAT SHIT

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, Nate’s hot streak is coming to a screeching halt.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe Fred should have started against a pitcher he was 3 for 6 against?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BUT THIS LINEUP SCORED ALL OF THOSE RUNZ

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It might be time for a day off for Nate

But don’t give up on him. We stuck with Ishi through his horrible hitting, give Nate some more starts and let’s see if his struggles are for real. He’s still hitting above .300. Give him time to adjust to the pitching.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Jul 1, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus christ

fuck you nate

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

UGLY F’n at-bat

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Medders still coming in?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope not

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nate looked like he was going to swing no matter what was thrown.

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

two breaking balls in the dirt IN A ROW

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cain needed more LEARNHOWTOWIN.EXE tonight

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 1, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nah. That exe is a virus.

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck that at bat.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wonder how long it will be until Nate sees a fastball again.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jul 1, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’ve got a feeling Pujols is going to launch one now.

by xanthan on Jul 1, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s not a feeling we’d like you to share.

by deuce deuce on Jul 1, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IBB again

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IBB please.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:(

Luckily computers HAVE no feelings!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHY DO YOU HATE THE GIANTS

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now I wish they had taken Wainwright out.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God, I had such high hopes for Panda, now I’m disappointed.

by DuikeBuike on Jul 1, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

is the scouting report on nate and travis exactly the same?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ishi will actually draw a walk

once and a while

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Any Giants product the report is the same unless its Pablo.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Double-switch Lewis in for Nate, Bochy!! You know you want to!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 1, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bases loaded, no outs = 1 run

by xanthan on Jul 1, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Giants Way

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which is actually an improvement over last year.

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As bad as that is, I’ll take it with this crap offense

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

With Panda coming up, I’m pretty disappointed by that. He got way too excited, he shoulda walked.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll take it

We’ve done worse in the past

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 1, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Normally we GiDP the run in

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nate’s 2 k’s were on 7 pitches

by heimy25 on Jul 1, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucking fail

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jul 1, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm ready to cast judgment

Nate’s not going to do much of anything. Let’s just get rid of him and get Bowker up here.

I’m done with him.

And, for me, Mr. Patient Optimism, that’s saying something.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m not a big Nate fan but that seems a bit quick.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well I don’t know how anyone can think with his approach that he’d be a decent regular OF’er….

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess probably at least deserves a chance to make adjustments. I don’t know how likely that is though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Especially coming from me.

So you see how strong of a statement that is.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

And everyone is so quick to support other prospects struggles? This is his first full year, let him adjust. Geez.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Jul 1, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Context

I’m always the one preaching patience for prospects. This is a strong statement coming from me.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly

So why not give Nate a chance. He was hitting great, pitchers adjusted to him, let him adjust to the pitchers. Don’t forget the hot streak he had before these 2 games.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Jul 1, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, that at bat of his did suck epic balls.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LEWIS CAUGHT THE BALL!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cardinals new strategy: Hit it to Fred

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

shouldn’t we just ban bondslegend?? 10 runs Monday, 6 yesterday, 1 tonight.

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes. Although last year wasn’t he good luck?

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think you need to get a life

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, he actually did put Fred in for Nate.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bochy: “You suck…STFD”

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His hatred of Fred is outweighed by his need to double switch.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jul 1, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here comes Pujols.

by xanthan on Jul 1, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WALK PUJOLS

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GET PUJOLS OUT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You mean, “Get Pujols out”, as in get him out on the base paths, by walking him, right??

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jul 1, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Albert swung there so that Romo would throw him another strike lol

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Super generous.

by deuce deuce on Jul 1, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice pitch!

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Jul 1, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No team should ever boo the Giants when they walk a hitter. It’s Karma

by jnormous on Jul 1, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FINISH HIM

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THanks for that call

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SERGIO

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

haha.. terrible call

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BOO

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahaha that was so not a strike. like… at all.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why are we pitching to this guy?

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s at first either way.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True

but it could have been worse

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I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's not terrible.

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by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pujols is a cyborg

by xanthan on Jul 1, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he is so goddamn good.

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by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh well, it’s pujols, what’re you gonna do

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by Gabafnerhagen on Jul 1, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

meh…same result as a walk

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wtf, I would have thrown him a breaking ball away.

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by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

just setting up the double play

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He wanted to throw it down the middle?

by DFAAurillia on Jul 1, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn that Pujols guy

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by timmeh on Jul 1, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll take a single over a home run any day,.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Jul 1, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

pujols hasn’t missed a pitch up in the strike zone all series

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