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Open GameThread, 7/1

San Francisco Giants at St. Louis Cardinals, Jul 1, 2009 5:15 PM PDT


On national TV tonight. Don't embarrass us, fellas.

Gameday Thread One's Significant Other

GameThread One's Sultry Mistress (GameThread III)

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Current Series

Giants lead the series 2-0

Mon 06/29 10 - 0 win
Tue 06/30 WP: Randy Johnson ( - )
SV: Brian Wilson
LP: Chris Carpenter ( - )
6 - 3 win

San Francisco Giants
@ St. Louis Cardinals

Wednesday, Jul 1, 2009, 5:15 PM PDT
Busch Stadium

Matt Cain vs Adam Wainwright

Mostly clear. Game time temperature around 80.

 

Gameday Thread Two!

Complete Coverage >

Thu 07/02 4:15 PM PDT


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Matt Cain 9-2 15 15 3 0 0 0 101.2 84 30 29 11 41 85 2.57 1.23


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Adam Wainwright 8-5 20 16 0 0 0 0 105.0 101 46 41 12 40 89 3.51 1.34

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"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 1, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

The inlaws will be watching….don’t suck!

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like a weekend at the inlaws with their room next to yours.

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 1, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was about to email my dad to let him know the Giants were on national tv tonight, but then I remembered my parents are currently in a campground in a state park in Texas. So I guess I won’t be doing that.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh God… not Matt Cain. I don’t understand why they don’t bring up Alderson and MadBum. Cain has no swing-through stuff. This team has deep enough pitching that we don’t need to waste our time on a dude with the ceiling of a #3.

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 1, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN SUCKS

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 1, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you fall in?

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

its like swimming in molasses

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look, we already have a gameday thread 2 all filled in for us!

That means the Giants win 6-3 again, right?

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Jul 1, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know what’s up with that.

by Natto on Jul 1, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course you do. It has your name written on it.

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 1, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that thread suggests not trading away prospects.

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 1, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trade for that John Bowker guy, whoever he is.

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 1, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

I think I pulled my swagger muscle...

by BawLa on Jul 1, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the guy from the Michelob commercial, right?

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Jul 1, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was Angela Lansbury

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I look forward to three hours of discussion of who the leader is on the Cardinals.

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 1, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

David Eckstein, of course. Duh!

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 1, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Khalil Greene.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

and his shrink.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 1, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

DID YOU KNOW?

albert poo-holes is a good player?

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Jul 1, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

onnationaltvtonightfellasdontletusdown
omgsonofabitchletswinanotherwoo!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Once around the scoreboard

LOL BREWERS
LOL ROCKIES

And that is your Lars MLB update

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I really hope Kershaw never figures out how to control where the ball goes.

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 1, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heaven is not laughing

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

At least a few people watching the game tonight...

are gonna ask “who in the hell is this sandoval kid?”

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Jul 1, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

not if he goes 0-for-5

Always a risk, when you swing the way he does, even with those mad contact skillz.

by wcw on Jul 1, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The last time Sandoval went a game without reaching base once was June 2nd.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, and they were just saying on the pre-game that Sandoval is one of the guys that needs a night off soon ‘cuz he’s tired.

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

jerk!

apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 1, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN Tonight

Will anyone watch the National broadcast of this game to see how those announcers talk about the Giants?

by 49er16 on Jul 1, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

ESPN leads the Giants portion with “The Wild Card leading SF Giants led by Pablo Sandoval ……..”

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only people outside of the Bay Area and St Louis can.

by Natto on Jul 1, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

what happened to that fellow with the free streaming video feed…?

by FPTV on Jul 1, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Giants feed but you do get the Fresno Grizzlies feed tonight

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trade John Bowker for Matt Holliday and pieces

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

You’ve got your Holliday in my Bowker

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

JB phoonnne hoooome

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edgar gets the pre-game spotlight. This means the hot streak is over.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Jayson Stark sez the Giants are “in on every bat out there.”

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

well, that won’t look too desperate will it?

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean knows how to say “No”

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

So when the Giants trade for Roy Halladay, NO ONE WILL SEE IT COMING

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

So when the Giants trade for Roy Halladay, Alexis Rios, NO ONE WILL SEE IT COMING

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alexi Lalas?

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Jul 1, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cobi Jones?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

we should include Matt Cain in that trade

and then sign Pedro Martinez. FIVE CY YOUNGS!!!!!!!

by superk1ng on Jul 1, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean is “in on every TIRE too”

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Jul 1, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only G trip I have taken was to spring training. It was awesome.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here (several times) and the flight down in always the best part because every single time a let’s-go-giants chant breaks out in the plane.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine was a GV trip through

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL

wasn’t a GV trip

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, but i,m going to NYC games

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

no more buses: budget cuts

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

they haven’t given me my helmet yet

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

but I do take the bolt bus 25 dollar round trip from philly

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do people think Brian Wilson is funny?

by www.westcoastbias.com on Jul 1, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

They do?

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 1, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it’s just the TV hosts trying to kiss his ass

by www.westcoastbias.com on Jul 1, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are talking about his appearance on First Take today?

Because he wasn’t funny at all today on that show. But he looked like he just woke up.

by 49er16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not funny no matter what time of day it is

by www.westcoastbias.com on Jul 1, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

cuz he sings those California and beach tunes

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today, it was Scott Reiss and Dana Jacobson

by www.westcoastbias.com on Jul 1, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

is Dana that big masculine woman?

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

Also she has a big head.

by 49er16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

I got my roommate assignment for housing at San Jose State. I’m living with two gals from Santa Cruz, one from Long Island (NY)…and one from LA. I’m not sure what’s worse, five girls to one bathroom or having to live with someone from LA?

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

sounds exciting.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ms Baron breathing the refined air

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pics of your eventual and obligatory naked pillow fight

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LA’s better than San Diego

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you studying?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Majoring in global studies, minoring in journalism. Taking Japanese for my foreign language (required by the major) and I’m due to study abroad in Japan sometime in the future (also required by the major).

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh dear, living with 4 other girls….yikes!
Good luck to you!
I couldn’t do it, no way, nuh-uh!

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a fella and do not think it would be a good situation

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m currently living with a roommate who is the bitchiest person I’ve ever known. And he’s male. Having that x4 next year is not an appealing thought. I’m hoping at least two of them will be cool. A 3:5 cool:pain-in-the-ass ratio is livable.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re living with howie?

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howie=bitch

If only. What gets me about the current roommate is he’s completely passive-aggressive and only talks to me when he has something to bitch about. Like how I didn’t stack the dishes exactly the way he does, or he likes to blame me for little things wrong in the house that I did not do. He behaves as though I go out of my way to annoy him and ruin his day.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

My roommate was from LA, we got along just fine. She was a computer science major and I was biochemistry. Give them the benefit of the doubt, you maybe surprised. Unfortunately she got married and went to married student housing and I was assigned the roommate from hell.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 1, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somne of those instruments could have used some tuning.

by Natto on Jul 1, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

The same lineup again?

I guess if its not broken, don’t fix it.

by 49er16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone have a stream for this one?

I don’t have cable and espn360 is blocking the online feed in LA. :-(

by cakes on Jul 1, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I think you’re shit out of luck for this one.

by itlynstalyn on Jul 1, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Worst lead off hitter

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

This is one of the weirdest extended experiments ever.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

could be worse…could be Bengie

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good job Scott.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip with some major jinxing right there.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Still not out of the woods yet.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Kuip.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and SFGuy are on the same page.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was just such an obvious jinx-in-waiting. Why even say that?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and I love Kuip, but that was bad.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did he say?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Paraphrasing: first two games of the series, Scott made out and Randy Winn got a hit and scored in the first inning.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLASSY

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Classy!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

WINNer!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job Winn, stay classy

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

RATED

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

GET A HAIR CUT TIMMY

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Unlucky.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a bad feeling about today.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I stopped loading the dishwasher for THAT?
sheeeeesh…

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

No!

You stopped loading the dishwasher for YOU. After that, whatever happens happens.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this game shown on CSN too? Or just ESPN

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

CSN

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

So how many people are watching on what? ESPN compared Pablo to Pujols last inning.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m watching CSN on MLB.tv.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN is blacked out for me

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m listening to the radio. I don’t have cable or even regular tv for that matter.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

BMoney is so much better when he is knocking in some mofos

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still find it weird that you can actually go into the archway

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

apparently some of the players had a field trip to the Arch today.

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh crap.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent sucks

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad Ishi. Get off the base.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a bad feeling about this game.

by 49er16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL

Yeah, today is going to suck

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

rantal-rhea

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jul 1, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm turning the TV off.

I didn’t watch the last two games so I’m going to go with flow. Taking one for the team guys, remember me fondly!

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.

by GiantBrass on Jul 1, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

good man

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 1, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good play Bengie

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Rasmus fail!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t look now but Wendell Fairley’s BA is up to .236

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s still not good.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is headed north

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

but his face say "PLAY ME!"

or I stab you in da head
Or maybe he’s is blowing us a kiss?

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 1, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE WALK ALBERT

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

This

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Rasmus

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Colby is a cheese, not a name.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 1, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

hmmmm
the cat just went and sat in the corner, even she can’t watch.

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

This is sensible.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

These people have a short memory

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s different when it’s your team.

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel weird that the Giants are on this side of it.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

GIDP please

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I swear I read something about Rasmus needing surgery or having a fairly serious injury. Maybe I dreamed it. I sometimes have dreams about things on ESPN.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

He did last year.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jul 1, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re dreaming about Cody Rasmus?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a dream about BJ Upton a few years ago. He was seated at a long table, set up with microphones and bottles of water. He wore a badge with his picture, his name, and the title “Ice Cream Specialist.”

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LaRussa is still somehow considered a genius. Why the fuck are you having Rasmus bunt?

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jul 1, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I ching told him to.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have never figured out why so many people fawn over LaRussa.

by 49er16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't quite see it

Was the first batter a hit and an error or just a 2 base error?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Reneria has won 2 gold gloves?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

"due to"

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 1, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wanted to make sure Bochy walked Pujols

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Matty. Let’s roll ’em up.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Pronounced Luhdwick or Loodwick?

Discuss amongst yourselves

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

This park has one of the best camera angles.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

:/

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Game over.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Fack

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn it.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

fooook

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jul 1, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

suck

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 1, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s just one run. Not the end of the world (did I just say that about a Giants game?)

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

What happened to your runners on base magic, Matt?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

there it is

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 1, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit!
What’s our odds of winning when we do not score the first run?

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 1, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, we are 34-8 when we score first…

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is anyone else amazed we’ve scored first 42 times?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer games when the Giants are never behind

I think their record is pretty good in those ones.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

homophobic are you?

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

URIBE woohooo

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

CardLOLs!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jul 1, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Good play..

1 run might be insurmountable though..

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Better than a K!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

we do not need Uggla we got Uribe

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to hustle back Pujols

Thanks Mr. Best Player in the Game

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for the free out TLR.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jul 1, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably wasn’t his idea.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

hooray for double play!!

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re currently riding a 10,200 game winning streak in games in which we score more runs than the other team.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Small Sample Size

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 1, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

how are we doing in games when the other teams scores less runs than the Giants?

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maria Shriver looks pretty scary

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

For the last 25 years or more

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

She looks like a preying mantis now.

by 49er16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick, hand me a fresh cartridge.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many dingerz.exe did Bowker have today?

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

“Ishikawa is filling in for Rich Aurilia” says ESPN……

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just about to write that…….wow.

by itlynstalyn on Jul 1, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worldwide Leader fail.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

laughable

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jul 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, they’re probably right.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate

Do something American.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Timmiy chewing gum? What is that?

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 1, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

This

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Nate.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Fred still on the team?

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate doing his best Freddie impersonation

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

whiff whiff whiff

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Schier ownage, there

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants

Are going to make Wainwright look lights-out, aren’t they?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Certainly looks that way.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAKE BUNTZ!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Detroit Pistons agree to terms with Charlie Villanueva and Ben Gordon

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Boring

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

In other news, ben gordon agrees to terms with your mother.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Villanueva would be perfect in Cleveland.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

CharVil? Really?

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Couldn't agree more. Except for maybe bad guacamole.

I mean, really, how do so many people screw that up?

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 1, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

No comment on the "then"?

And I worked so hard to put it in there!

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to work equally hard to ignore it!

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

 EEdgar was 32 32 years ago

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jul 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

shouldn’t you be TitoFuentes23?

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes but that’s always been my own shirt number

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jul 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishi

Will save us.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Wainwright is throwing a shutout

I figure it’s never too early to start

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

A shutout you say?

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wainwright is scared of Ishi

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

who isn’t?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course

He’s the last of his tribe

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like walks.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

cornball likes Sanchez

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correction: I like walks by our hitters.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like homers after walks even more.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like to rock the party.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe, don’t just hack please.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

“if ishikawa reaches.” like it’s not a certainty.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a truly horrifying swing.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh geez, Uribe is getting Johnson to loosen up?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

are we pronouncing that as the normal word or as something along the lines of “oo-ree-nay”?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

A-ree-nay

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome. Back-to-back innings ending at second base. Awesome.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

bullet!

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jul 1, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

take that pitch the other way, Uribe

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

It scares me that all Southwest workers apparently operate as one mind, all dispensing the same speech to that one guy, who must be very very confused.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

SOUTHWEST RELATED LINK


FUCKING AWESOME

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez just get me where I need to go without dying.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s next, the UPS guy starts break dancing after he hands me the box?

by cakes on Jul 1, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be fine with me as long as he was yellin YOU GETTIN SERVED over and over

Everybody loves money

by fwoty oz on Jul 1, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

???

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

just click it.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was out.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

if Lewis was in LF

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was gone.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt doesn’t want to play in any stinking All-Star game, he wants the time off.

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

watching chick flix

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

he traded that crap in for action flicks

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, we'got the non-proven gritty winner Cain tonight, eh?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

“Here’s Joe Thurston. Another guy with two first names.”- Kuip

by 49er16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Thurston?

A first name? Really?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only dude I ever heard of with Thurston for a first name was the Gilligan’s Island guy, but then I don’t hang around too much with the Buffy, Nigel, Thurston set.

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

S
T
F
D

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice pick, Ish.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a very good play from Ishi.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Atta boy Cainer

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

lil 3U action

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

No just a turning, lunging grab.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain’s bout to go yard

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

or not.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

cain loves working a count.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

i predict more hacks at slop

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeaaaaaaaah SCOTT ROWNADS

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

There ya go Rowand

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

nice hack

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

context?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard-hit single to left.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know, i saw it. where does scott come from?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLB called him Scott Rowand.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha you’d think with a dome that big he could fit a little something in it.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

lamar’s name for him

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was gonna drop

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

crap! that looked good off the bat.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, it did. Kind of hung up there though.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMNIT!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Getting more solid knocks. Next time through.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit it away from people

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

agree

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

hit ‘em where they ain’t

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAPIP

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOAR MOAR RUNZ FOAR KAIN

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by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

interesting strategy

would you care to elaborate on this?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 1, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

we need a win today because the old guys need a day off. a win today means all bench players tomorrow.. haha.. poor zito.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Jury duty got canceled tomorrow!

I don’t got to go.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

yay! no time out for you!!!

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should go get arrested to celebrate.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could use the job…

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN is talking like the Giants are the Yankees.. I don’t get it

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

i’m so down with the local broadcast.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY THIS TEAM THAT NOBODYS HEARD OF IS DOING OK

OMG WHERE DID THEY COME FROM ITS NOT LIKE WERE PAID TO KNOW ABOUT THESE THINGS

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by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY’RE WEST OF THE APPALACHIANS NO ONE COULD PAY ATTENTION TO THAT

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW ABOUT THEM YANKEES

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by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

…they did come out of nowhere.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe

but it’s still retarded the way ESPN covers things like that.

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by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think you could observe all 30 teams?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it was my job, yes.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I had their resources I probably could

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I got the kind of money they get and, like them, had nothing else to do

you’re goddamned right I could. If not cover them in-depth, then at least see trends and not be all “HOLY SHIT WHERE DID THEY COME FROM?!?!?!?!”

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by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like I didn’t miss much.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Just 3rd starteriness.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dislike Brendan Ryan.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

BLOOPS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

They are stealing our bloop attack strategy now wtf

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew we should have finalized that patent.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh…they have the luck today

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

i hate that guy. he reminds me of schumaker.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Ground ball please

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

those are some truly terrifyingly awesome socks.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

They are pretty BA. Only thing I like about the Cards.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

cardinals. bloop attack ftw!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

did you ryan’s weird move from first? i hate him even more now!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Gamer!!!!!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD PLAY RONANDS!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWNADS!!!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

What a catch by Scott!

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

noice snag!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

nice catch scott!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

ARROW

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by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh money

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT!

He was out too..

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

Come on Bengie.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Theres one time when it's OK to not hit the cutoff

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by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

UGGGGH BENGIE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

mlolina

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

what have you done my son =(

Everybody loves money

by fwoty oz on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie! (in a bad way)

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott did good? What did Bengie do then?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Great diving catch by Scott, horrible throw on an easy pickoff by Bengie.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Threw the ball to Nate

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good lord. You had to know they’d play this way on national TV.

by ryanmiles on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay. Let’s walk Ablert again, please.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

IBB!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

rowand more gamer
molina less gamer

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GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

WALK PUJOLS

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

alright...

who the hell was it that was going on and on and on yesterday about how few errors the Giants have had recently? Post game wrap? Somebody did it and I want their head on a platter!!!!!

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

anonymous mob voice from the back says, “hell yeah! kill that guy!”

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the announcers do that, either during the game or before the game, they go on about the streaks the players are having. Then “poof” the streak ends. Coincidence, you decide.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s just more fun to “blame” the announcers

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 fingers

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

great. now we’re losing 1.33-0

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't get it

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

something about how an intentional walk being worth .33 runs. it was discussed at length in yesterday’s gameday thread.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT CARD FANS

now you know what it’s like.

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by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

^12000

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a whole lot of THIS.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

No reason to pitch to Albert here

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha Albie

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jul 1, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

the racist dragon?

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by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

And who should it be but the badly burned Albanian boy from the day before.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

what are you doing here? I thought I killed you yesterday!

/quite racistly

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by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe the Giants

can sell all those surplus rubber chickens

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Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 1, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

BTW

If the Giants lose tonight, bondslegend is banned. He hadn’t been here for while.

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Makes sense to me.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHUSH U

I backed Pablo this year and he’s doing great. SO THERE

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by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIN

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh brother

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck, Bengie. Stop sucking.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, great D by Bengie this inning.

NOT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

looked like a swing to me!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t move his fat haunches

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

So this is not Bengie’s finest defensive game.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

BRING BACK MATHENY!!!!!

and give him an astronaut helmet!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

FREE STEVE HOLM ELI WHATSISNAME

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Jul 1, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRING BACK SCOTT SERVAIS

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRING BACK DENNIS LITTLEJOHN

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe it’s my fault… for the last 3 games I was sitting on the couch, then I realized tonight that I could sit in Mr. Merope’s chair…

I’ll move back to the couch right away!

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah

apparently it’s me. I haven’t been here for about a week, so if they suck tonight I take full blame.

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by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

well i’m back on the couch now…

SO STOP SUCKING!!!
YOU 3RD RATE PITCHER-PERSON!

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

K would be nice.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought to myself a few seconds before Kuiper mentioned it that maybe the Giants will be selling Lincecum wigs with how long his hair is.

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Admit it

You hate Kuiper because you hate yourself

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf is going on here?

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 1, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt’s control has not been very good and his breaking stuff to the left side of the plate hasn’t been good either.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strikes, Giants pitcher

OPEN BASE

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS STUPID

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

0-2 to 3-2 argh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

to 4-2. more argh.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matty being Wilson

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the point of walking Pujols was to throw strikes to Ludwick.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

He will get out of it. Nerves of steel, Matt.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Matt

Don’t let the regression get you!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

since when do we have an A-ribe and a p-A-blo on the team kuip?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

mods

^ SFGuy’s sockpuppet

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD JOB CAIN

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD cardinals guy

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD guy!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

SCORE SOME RUNS PLEASE

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD DUNCAN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

His runners on base magic continues

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

strand rate ftw

by bondo on Jul 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Twist of Cain

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt cain is made of superwonderful

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by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

David Copperfield!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Incain in the brain. Incain in the membrane.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is going to ruin all the good things Matt had been doing to his walk rate :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LIKE THE GIANTS AMIRITE$

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we take up a collection and buy some ad time on CSN-BA? Cuz I’m pretty sick of Little Miss “If I put my mind to it I can do anything.”

Really?
Fly your self righteous ass to the moon then!

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

/thinking….thinking….

I’m not sure what ads you’re talking about.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reality will hit her pretty quick.

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

MCC's AD

You can’t do anything. You’re a worthless piece of shit. Just sit your ass down on the couch and order another delivery pizza.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least the Carrie Fisher jump the shark commercials have been sparse.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of the jump the shark energy has been diverted to Ice Age 3

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on boys, score some runs!

pleeeeease????

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 1, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m sick of Bengie

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

clock has wound down

(until he hits a walk off)

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh pop-ups.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

And more.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

AFLAC question

First two unanimous picks for NL MVP.

Musial and Mays?

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Bonds and Pujols

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIRST two

And there have apparently been six.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh.

didn’t catch that part

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

They said there have been six total, so I’m saying no.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill