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San Francisco Giants at St. Louis Cardinals, Jul 1, 2009 5:15 PM PDT


On national TV tonight. Don't embarrass us, fellas.

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Giants lead the series 2-0

Mon 06/29 10 - 0 win
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SV: Brian Wilson
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6 - 3 win

San Francisco Giants
@ St. Louis Cardinals

Wednesday, Jul 1, 2009, 5:15 PM PDT
Busch Stadium

Matt Cain vs Adam Wainwright

Mostly clear. Game time temperature around 80.

 

Gameday Thread Two!

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Thu 07/02 4:15 PM PDT


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Matt Cain 9-2 15 15 3 0 0 0 101.2 84 30 29 11 41 85 2.57 1.23


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Adam Wainwright 8-5 20 16 0 0 0 0 105.0 101 46 41 12 40 89 3.51 1.34

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"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 1, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The inlaws will be watching….don’t suck!

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like a weekend at the inlaws with their room next to yours.

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jul 1, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was about to email my dad to let him know the Giants were on national tv tonight, but then I remembered my parents are currently in a campground in a state park in Texas. So I guess I won’t be doing that.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh God… not Matt Cain. I don’t understand why they don’t bring up Alderson and MadBum. Cain has no swing-through stuff. This team has deep enough pitching that we don’t need to waste our time on a dude with the ceiling of a #3.

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 1, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MATT CAIN SUCKS

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 1, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you fall in?

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

its like swimming in molasses

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look, we already have a gameday thread 2 all filled in for us!

That means the Giants win 6-3 again, right?

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Jul 1, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know what’s up with that.

by Natto on Jul 1, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course you do. It has your name written on it.

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 1, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think that thread suggests not trading away prospects.

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 1, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trade for that John Bowker guy, whoever he is.

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 1, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice

I think I pulled my swagger muscle...

by BawLa on Jul 1, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s the guy from the Michelob commercial, right?

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Jul 1, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was Angela Lansbury

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I look forward to three hours of discussion of who the leader is on the Cardinals.

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 1, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

David Eckstein, of course. Duh!

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 1, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Khalil Greene.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and his shrink.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 1, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DID YOU KNOW?

albert poo-holes is a good player?

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Jul 1, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

onnationaltvtonightfellasdontletusdown
omgsonofabitchletswinanotherwoo!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Once around the scoreboard

LOL BREWERS
LOL ROCKIES

And that is your Lars MLB update

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

not lol Dodgers

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really hope Kershaw never figures out how to control where the ball goes.

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 1, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWSS

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:(

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heaven is not laughing

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At least a few people watching the game tonight...

are gonna ask “who in the hell is this sandoval kid?”

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Jul 1, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

not if he goes 0-for-5

Always a risk, when you swing the way he does, even with those mad contact skillz.

by wcw on Jul 1, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The last time Sandoval went a game without reaching base once was June 2nd.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, and they were just saying on the pre-game that Sandoval is one of the guys that needs a night off soon ‘cuz he’s tired.

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

jerk!

apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 1, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Secret Weapon

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL HEZ FAT

by Natto on Jul 1, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ESPN Tonight

Will anyone watch the National broadcast of this game to see how those announcers talk about the Giants?

by 49er16 on Jul 1, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ESPN leads the Giants portion with “The Wild Card leading SF Giants led by Pablo Sandoval ……..”

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only people outside of the Bay Area and St Louis can.

by Natto on Jul 1, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what happened to that fellow with the free streaming video feed…?

by FPTV on Jul 1, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Giants feed but you do get the Fresno Grizzlies feed tonight

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Try ESPN360.

by itlynstalyn on Jul 1, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trade John Bowker for Matt Holliday and pieces

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

John who now?

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry

Jack Bowker

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reeses Pieces?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’ve got your Holliday in my Bowker

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JB phoonnne hoooome

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Edgar gets the pre-game spotlight. This means the hot streak is over.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jayson Stark sez the Giants are “in on every bat out there.”

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well, that won’t look too desperate will it?

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sabean knows how to say “No”

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So when the Giants trade for Roy Halladay, NO ONE WILL SEE IT COMING

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So when the Giants trade for Roy Halladay, Alexis Rios, NO ONE WILL SEE IT COMING

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alexi Lalas?

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Jul 1, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cobi Jones?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we should include Matt Cain in that trade

and then sign Pedro Martinez. FIVE CY YOUNGS!!!!!!!

by superk1ng on Jul 1, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sabean is “in on every TIRE too”

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Jul 1, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The only G trip I have taken was to spring training. It was awesome.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same here (several times) and the flight down in always the best part because every single time a let’s-go-giants chant breaks out in the plane.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mine was a GV trip through

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FAIL

wasn’t a GV trip

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, but i,m going to NYC games

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

on the short bus?

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no more buses: budget cuts

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they haven’t given me my helmet yet

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but I do take the bolt bus 25 dollar round trip from philly

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why do people think Brian Wilson is funny?

by www.westcoastbias.com on Jul 1, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They do?

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Jul 1, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe it’s just the TV hosts trying to kiss his ass

by www.westcoastbias.com on Jul 1, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are talking about his appearance on First Take today?

Because he wasn’t funny at all today on that show. But he looked like he just woke up.

by 49er16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s not funny no matter what time of day it is

by www.westcoastbias.com on Jul 1, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cuz he sings those California and beach tunes

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who does?

by Natto on Jul 1, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Today, it was Scott Reiss and Dana Jacobson

by www.westcoastbias.com on Jul 1, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is Dana that big masculine woman?

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes!

Also she has a big head.

by 49er16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT

I got my roommate assignment for housing at San Jose State. I’m living with two gals from Santa Cruz, one from Long Island (NY)…and one from LA. I’m not sure what’s worse, five girls to one bathroom or having to live with someone from LA?

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sounds exciting.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ms Baron breathing the refined air

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pics of your eventual and obligatory naked pillow fight

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LA’s better than San Diego

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What are you studying?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Majoring in global studies, minoring in journalism. Taking Japanese for my foreign language (required by the major) and I’m due to study abroad in Japan sometime in the future (also required by the major).

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh dear, living with 4 other girls….yikes!
Good luck to you!
I couldn’t do it, no way, nuh-uh!

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m a fella and do not think it would be a good situation

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m currently living with a roommate who is the bitchiest person I’ve ever known. And he’s male. Having that x4 next year is not an appealing thought. I’m hoping at least two of them will be cool. A 3:5 cool:pain-in-the-ass ratio is livable.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re living with howie?

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Howie=bitch

If only. What gets me about the current roommate is he’s completely passive-aggressive and only talks to me when he has something to bitch about. Like how I didn’t stack the dishes exactly the way he does, or he likes to blame me for little things wrong in the house that I did not do. He behaves as though I go out of my way to annoy him and ruin his day.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My roommate was from LA, we got along just fine. She was a computer science major and I was biochemistry. Give them the benefit of the doubt, you maybe surprised. Unfortunately she got married and went to married student housing and I was assigned the roommate from hell.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 1, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somne of those instruments could have used some tuning.

by Natto on Jul 1, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The same lineup again?

I guess if its not broken, don’t fix it.

by 49er16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone have a stream for this one?

I don’t have cable and espn360 is blocking the online feed in LA. :-(

by cakes on Jul 1, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think you’re shit out of luck for this one.

by itlynstalyn on Jul 1, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Baseball!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Worst lead off hitter

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is one of the weirdest extended experiments ever.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

could be worse…could be Bengie

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good job Scott.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kuip with some major jinxing right there.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Still not out of the woods yet.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks Kuip.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You and SFGuy are on the same page.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was just such an obvious jinx-in-waiting. Why even say that?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, and I love Kuip, but that was bad.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What did he say?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Paraphrasing: first two games of the series, Scott made out and Randy Winn got a hit and scored in the first inning.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CLASSY

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Classy!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WINNer!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good job Winn, stay classy

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Classy single

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RATED

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GET A HAIR CUT TIMMY

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Unlucky.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FAIL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I have a bad feeling about today.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bah

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I stopped loading the dishwasher for THAT?
sheeeeesh…

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No!

You stopped loading the dishwasher for YOU. After that, whatever happens happens.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is this game shown on CSN too? Or just ESPN

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CSN

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So how many people are watching on what? ESPN compared Pablo to Pujols last inning.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m watching CSN on MLB.tv.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ESPN is blacked out for me

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m listening to the radio. I don’t have cable or even regular tv for that matter.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BMoney is so much better when he is knocking in some mofos

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TWSS?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still find it weird that you can actually go into the archway

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

apparently some of the players had a field trip to the Arch today.

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh crap.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rent sucks

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bad Ishi. Get off the base.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Crap

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I have a bad feeling about this game.

by 49er16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FAIL

Yeah, today is going to suck

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

rantal-rhea

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jul 1, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm turning the TV off.

I didn’t watch the last two games so I’m going to go with flow. Taking one for the team guys, remember me fondly!

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.

by GiantBrass on Jul 1, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

good man

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 1, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good play Bengie

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rasmus fail!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don’t look now but Wendell Fairley’s BA is up to .236

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s still not good.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it is headed north

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but his face say "PLAY ME!"

or I stab you in da head
Or maybe he’s is blowing us a kiss?

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 1, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PLEASE WALK ALBERT

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL Rasmus

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Colby is a cheese, not a name.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 1, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hmmmm
the cat just went and sat in the corner, even she can’t watch.

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is sensible.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

These people have a short memory

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s different when it’s your team.

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel weird that the Giants are on this side of it.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GIDP please

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I swear I read something about Rasmus needing surgery or having a fairly serious injury. Maybe I dreamed it. I sometimes have dreams about things on ESPN.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He did last year.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jul 1, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re dreaming about Cody Rasmus?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had a dream about BJ Upton a few years ago. He was seated at a long table, set up with microphones and bottles of water. He wore a badge with his picture, his name, and the title “Ice Cream Specialist.”

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LaRussa is still somehow considered a genius. Why the fuck are you having Rasmus bunt?

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jul 1, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I ching told him to.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have never figured out why so many people fawn over LaRussa.

by 49er16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't quite see it

Was the first batter a hit and an error or just a 2 base error?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Reneria has won 2 gold gloves?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"due to"

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 1, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He wanted to make sure Bochy walked Pujols

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Matty. Let’s roll ’em up.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pronounced Luhdwick or Loodwick?

Discuss amongst yourselves

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This park has one of the best camera angles.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FINISH HIM

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

:/

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Game over.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fack

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn it.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fooook

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jul 1, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

suck

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 1, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s just one run. Not the end of the world (did I just say that about a Giants game?)

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What happened to your runners on base magic, Matt?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

there it is

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 1, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit!
What’s our odds of winning when we do not score the first run?

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 1, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, we are 34-8 when we score first…

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is anyone else amazed we’ve scored first 42 times?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

obligatory:

Matt Cain sucks!!!

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I prefer games when the Giants are never behind

I think their record is pretty good in those ones.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

homophobic are you?

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FINISH HIM

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

URIBE woohooo

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CardLOLs!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jul 1, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good play..

1 run might be insurmountable though..

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Better than a K!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

we do not need Uggla we got Uribe

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Way to hustle back Pujols

Thanks Mr. Best Player in the Game

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for the free out TLR.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jul 1, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Probably wasn’t his idea.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hooray for double play!!

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We’re currently riding a 10,200 game winning streak in games in which we score more runs than the other team.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Small Sample Size

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 1, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how are we doing in games when the other teams scores less runs than the Giants?

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maria Shriver looks pretty scary

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

For the last 25 years or more

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She looks like a preying mantis now.

by 49er16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

she is a Kennedy

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quick, hand me a fresh cartridge.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How many dingerz.exe did Bowker have today?

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

“Ishikawa is filling in for Rich Aurilia” says ESPN……

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was just about to write that…….wow.

by itlynstalyn on Jul 1, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Worldwide Leader fail.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

laughable

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jul 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sadly, they’re probably right.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nate

Do something American.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

gay american

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Timmiy chewing gum? What is that?

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 1, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Choco taco.

by itlynstalyn on Jul 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh Nate.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Fred still on the team?

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nate doing his best Freddie impersonation

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Very sporting of him to remind people of Fred.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

whiff whiff whiff

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Schier ownage, there

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Giants

Are going to make Wainwright look lights-out, aren’t they?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yup.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Certainly looks that way.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FAKE BUNTZ!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Detroit Pistons agree to terms with Charlie Villanueva and Ben Gordon

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Boring

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In other news, ben gordon agrees to terms with your mother.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought Villanueva would be perfect in Cleveland.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CharVil? Really?

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know. Even joking, I barfed in my mouth a smidgen.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 1, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Couldn't agree more. Except for maybe bad guacamole.

I mean, really, how do so many people screw that up?

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 1, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No comment on the "then"?

And I worked so hard to put it in there!

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had to work equally hard to ignore it!

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

 EEdgar was 32 32 years ago

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jul 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

shouldn’t you be TitoFuentes23?

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes but that’s always been my own shirt number

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jul 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ishi

Will save us.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wainwright is throwing a shutout

I figure it’s never too early to start

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A shutout you say?

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wainwright is scared of Ishi

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

who isn’t?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course

He’s the last of his tribe

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like walks.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

cornball likes Sanchez

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Correction: I like walks by our hitters.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like homers after walks even more.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like to rock the party.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uribe, don’t just hack please.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fear the Ishikawa

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

“if ishikawa reaches.” like it’s not a certainty.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice walk kiddo.

by itlynstalyn on Jul 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that was a truly horrifying swing.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh geez, Uribe is getting Johnson to loosen up?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sigh

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

are we pronouncing that as the normal word or as something along the lines of “oo-ree-nay”?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A-ree-nay

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome. Back-to-back innings ending at second base. Awesome.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bullet!

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jul 1, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

take that pitch the other way, Uribe

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It scares me that all Southwest workers apparently operate as one mind, all dispensing the same speech to that one guy, who must be very very confused.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SOUTHWEST RELATED LINK


FUCKING AWESOME

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Geez just get me where I need to go without dying.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What’s next, the UPS guy starts break dancing after he hands me the box?

by cakes on Jul 1, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that would be fine with me as long as he was yellin YOU GETTIN SERVED over and over

Everybody loves money

by fwoty oz on Jul 1, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

???

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just click it.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought that was out.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

if Lewis was in LF

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought that was gone.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt doesn’t want to play in any stinking All-Star game, he wants the time off.

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fishing, gambling

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

watching chick flix

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he traded that crap in for action flicks

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, we'got the non-proven gritty winner Cain tonight, eh?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

“Here’s Joe Thurston. Another guy with two first names.”- Kuip

by 49er16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thurston?

A first name? Really?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only dude I ever heard of with Thurston for a first name was the Gilligan’s Island guy, but then I don’t hang around too much with the Buffy, Nigel, Thurston set.

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

S
T
F
D

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice pick, Ish.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SNOW WOULDA HAD IT!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a very good play from Ishi.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Atta boy Cainer

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nice backhand pick

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lil 3U action

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No just a turning, lunging grab.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cain’s bout to go yard

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

or not.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cain loves working a count.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i predict more hacks at slop

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeaaaaaaaah SCOTT ROWNADS

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There ya go Rowand

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nice hack

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Scott!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

context?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hard-hit single to left.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i know, i saw it. where does scott come from?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BLB called him Scott Rowand.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha you’d think with a dome that big he could fit a little something in it.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lamar’s name for him

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought that was gonna drop

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

crap! that looked good off the bat.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it did. Kind of hung up there though.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DAMNIT!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Getting more solid knocks. Next time through.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hit it away from people

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

agree

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hit ‘em where they ain’t

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crap. No luck today

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BAPIP

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SCOAR MOAR RUNZ FOAR KAIN

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by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

interesting strategy

would you care to elaborate on this?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 1, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we need a win today because the old guys need a day off. a win today means all bench players tomorrow.. haha.. poor zito.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jury duty got canceled tomorrow!

I don’t got to go.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yay! no time out for you!!!

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you should go get arrested to celebrate.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I could use the job…

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ESPN is talking like the Giants are the Yankees.. I don’t get it

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i’m so down with the local broadcast.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HEY THIS TEAM THAT NOBODYS HEARD OF IS DOING OK

OMG WHERE DID THEY COME FROM ITS NOT LIKE WERE PAID TO KNOW ABOUT THESE THINGS

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by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THEY’RE WEST OF THE APPALACHIANS NO ONE COULD PAY ATTENTION TO THAT

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOW ABOUT THEM YANKEES

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by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

…they did come out of nowhere.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe

but it’s still retarded the way ESPN covers things like that.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you think you could observe all 30 teams?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If it was my job, yes.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I had their resources I probably could

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I got the kind of money they get and, like them, had nothing else to do

you’re goddamned right I could. If not cover them in-depth, then at least see trends and not be all “HOLY SHIT WHERE DID THEY COME FROM?!?!?!?!”

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

looks like I didn’t miss much.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just 3rd starteriness.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dislike Brendan Ryan.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BLOOPS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They are stealing our bloop attack strategy now wtf

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I knew we should have finalized that patent.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh…they have the luck today

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i hate that guy. he reminds me of schumaker.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ground ball please

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

those are some truly terrifyingly awesome socks.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They are pretty BA. Only thing I like about the Cards.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cardinals. bloop attack ftw!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DEAD BIRD ONSLAUGHT!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

did you ryan’s weird move from first? i hate him even more now!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gamer!!!!!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GOOD PLAY RONANDS!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ROWNADS!!!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GREAT SCOTT!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GAMER CATCH

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GREAT SCOTT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What a catch by Scott!

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

noice snag!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yay Scott

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nice catch scott!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ARROW

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh money

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DAMMIT!

He was out too..

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck

Come on Bengie.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Theres one time when it's OK to not hit the cutoff

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn it, Bengie.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

UGGGGH BENGIE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wtf!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MoLOLina??

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

mlolina

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what have you done my son =(

Everybody loves money

by fwoty oz on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bengie! (in a bad way)

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Scott did good? What did Bengie do then?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Great diving catch by Scott, horrible throw on an easy pickoff by Bengie.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Threw the ball to Nate

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good lord. You had to know they’d play this way on national TV.

by ryanmiles on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay. Let’s walk Ablert again, please.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This x100000

by itlynstalyn on Jul 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IBB!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

4, please

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

rowand more gamer
molina less gamer

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Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WALK PUJOLS

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

alright...

who the hell was it that was going on and on and on yesterday about how few errors the Giants have had recently? Post game wrap? Somebody did it and I want their head on a platter!!!!!

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

anonymous mob voice from the back says, “hell yeah! kill that guy!”

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

All the announcers do that, either during the game or before the game, they go on about the streaks the players are having. Then “poof” the streak ends. Coincidence, you decide.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it’s just more fun to “blame” the announcers

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

4 fingers

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

great. now we’re losing 1.33-0

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't get it

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

something about how an intentional walk being worth .33 runs. it was discussed at length in yesterday’s gameday thread.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SUCK IT CARD FANS

now you know what it’s like.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THIS

^12000

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s a whole lot of THIS.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No reason to pitch to Albert here

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha Albie

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jul 1, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the racist dragon?

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And who should it be but the badly burned Albanian boy from the day before.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what are you doing here? I thought I killed you yesterday!

/quite racistly

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe the Giants

can sell all those surplus rubber chickens

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GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 1, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BTW

If the Giants lose tonight, bondslegend is banned. He hadn’t been here for while.

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Makes sense to me.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SHUSH U

I backed Pablo this year and he’s doing great. SO THERE

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FINISH HIM

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CAIN

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh brother

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck, Bengie. Stop sucking.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow, great D by Bengie this inning.

NOT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

looked like a swing to me!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Can’t move his fat haunches

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So this is not Bengie’s finest defensive game.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BRING BACK MATHENY!!!!!

and give him an astronaut helmet!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FREE STEVE HOLM ELI WHATSISNAME

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Jul 1, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BRING BACK SCOTT SERVAIS

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BRING BACK DENNIS LITTLEJOHN

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe it’s my fault… for the last 3 games I was sitting on the couch, then I realized tonight that I could sit in Mr. Merope’s chair…

I’ll move back to the couch right away!

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stat!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 1, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

apparently it’s me. I haven’t been here for about a week, so if they suck tonight I take full blame.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well i’m back on the couch now…

SO STOP SUCKING!!!
YOU 3RD RATE PITCHER-PERSON!

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

K would be nice.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just blow him away

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought to myself a few seconds before Kuiper mentioned it that maybe the Giants will be selling Lincecum wigs with how long his hair is.

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Admit it

You hate Kuiper because you hate yourself

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wtf is going on here?

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 1, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt’s control has not been very good and his breaking stuff to the left side of the plate hasn’t been good either.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Strikes, Giants pitcher

OPEN BASE

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THIS IS STUPID

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

0-2 to 3-2 argh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

to 4-2. more argh.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Matty being Wilson

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought the point of walking Pujols was to throw strikes to Ludwick.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He will get out of it. Nerves of steel, Matt.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on Matt

Don’t let the regression get you!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

since when do we have an A-ribe and a p-A-blo on the team kuip?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

mods

^ SFGuy’s sockpuppet

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MATT

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GOOD JOB CAIN

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD cardinals guy

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SIT

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KRAWWWW

Everybody loves money

by fwoty oz on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD guy!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SCORE SOME RUNS PLEASE

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD DUNCAN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD DUNCAN DONUTS

by itlynstalyn on Jul 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

mmmmmmmmmmm doughnuts

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His runners on base magic continues

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

strand rate ftw

by bondo on Jul 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Twist of Cain

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt cain is made of superwonderful

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

David Copperfield!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Incain in the brain. Incain in the membrane.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This game is going to ruin all the good things Matt had been doing to his walk rate :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

but he's learned the way of wins

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 1, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LIKE THE GIANTS AMIRITE$

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can we take up a collection and buy some ad time on CSN-BA? Cuz I’m pretty sick of Little Miss “If I put my mind to it I can do anything.”

Really?
Fly your self righteous ass to the moon then!

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

/thinking….thinking….

I’m not sure what ads you’re talking about.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reality will hit her pretty quick.

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MCC's AD

You can’t do anything. You’re a worthless piece of shit. Just sit your ass down on the couch and order another delivery pizza.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least the Carrie Fisher jump the shark commercials have been sparse.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

All of the jump the shark energy has been diverted to Ice Age 3

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

come on boys, score some runs!

pleeeeease????

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 1, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m sick of Bengie

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

clock has wound down

(until he hits a walk off)

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GERALD FTW!!!!!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh pop-ups.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And more.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AFLAC question

First two unanimous picks for NL MVP.

Musial and Mays?

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bonds and Pujols

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FIRST two

And there have apparently been six.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahh.

didn’t catch that part

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They said there have been six total, so I’m saying no.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Geez louise

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m sick of Nate.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Way to pop up the first pitch, Nate.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good thing Cain didn’t have a stressful inning.. That way this 4 pitch inning won’t matter

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sonuvabiatch

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bengie said to be aggressive.

by out machine on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RUNZ 4 CAIN!!

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THATS FAIR

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha… what pct of the time does nate swing at the first pitch?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

57% first pitch strikes

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is lame.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

6 pitches?

by ryanmiles on Jul 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At the very least just stand there and take some strikes for god’s sake

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s not the Giants way.

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

quick strike offense!!!

The Baseball Run and Shoot!

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 1, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey

I know these Giants.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was starting to miss them!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jul 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well that was quick.

yes, yes TWSS

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If Nate was old, he’d be viewed the same as Bengie.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jul 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Really?

Nate came in with a .770 OPS, Bengie had a .690. Similar, huh.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Jul 1, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aaaand that's the Giants offense

right where I left it!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jul 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

this is your fault

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BONDSLEGEND IS A JINX

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gather the torches and pitchforks!

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 1, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wainright 43 pitches in 4 innings!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yunel Escobar

Braves are down on the brother. Should Senor Sabean kick the tires?

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Braves fans think Bumgarner is a reasonable return.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Lewis. And Burriss.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do they take Renteria’s contract?

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 1, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

my brother-in-law is a Braves STO and I care less about him and more about what their GM thinks

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No where to play him..

No way we sit Renteria.. ESPN is saying we love him

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 1, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huge fans, huge…

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we love him
we aren’t IN love with him

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 1, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Escobar SS
Renteria 2b

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We don’t love love him

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 1, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We don’t even really want to be friends.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

man...

this is starting to feel like one of those old matt cain games i used to hate so much.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sigh

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

giants old guys are tired tonight. they needed today off instead of tomorrow.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i bet bochy would sit some of them if the giants won tonight.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Giants don’t have a day off until the All Star break.

by SFGuy on Jul 1, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

was just speculating tomorrow would be a day off for some of the giants if they won tonight.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 1, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AFLAC answer

Hubbell and Cepeda.

Damn it.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jul 1, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hubbel and Cepeda

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I honestly wonder why Lansford has a job

this team does not take pitches – why the fveck not?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 1, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dinner time

Pasta will bring us runs, I can feel it!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jul 1, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

we don’t want butt pee…
we need da runz!

by Merope on Jul 1, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eating it with broccoli or something?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Molina with an aggressive turn around first..” Flem.

Don’t hear that often.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck. Matty’s 2-strike pitches have not been very good tonight.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 1, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Can we swap Molina brothers pls?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 1, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you like Jose?

by wilriv21 on Jul 1, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

at this point...

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 1, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BUT BENGIE MOLINA SHOULD BE ALL STAR IT IS HIGHWAY ROBBERY IF HES NOT!!!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2009 6:14 PM PDT