Open GameThread, 7/1
San Francisco Giants at St. Louis Cardinals, Jul 1, 2009 5:15 PM PDT
On national TV tonight. Don't embarrass us, fellas.
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PITCH BETTER THAN YOUR LAST START, MATT!
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions
Sounds like a weekend at the inlaws with their room next to yours.
Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems
by Scooter Ellis on Jul 1, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I was about to email my dad to let him know the Giants were on national tv tonight, but then I remembered my parents are currently in a campground in a state park in Texas. So I guess I won’t be doing that.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Oh God… not Matt Cain. I don’t understand why they don’t bring up Alderson and MadBum. Cain has no swing-through stuff. This team has deep enough pitching that we don’t need to waste our time on a dude with the ceiling of a #3.
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
Wow.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
its like swimming in molasses
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Look, we already have a gameday thread 2 all filled in for us!
That means the Giants win 6-3 again, right?
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
Of course you do. It has your name written on it.
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 1, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Trade for that John Bowker guy, whoever he is.
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 1, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions
I look forward to three hours of discussion of who the leader is on the Cardinals.
I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.
Khalil Greene.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Fat Albert lacks 6th tool
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
onnationaltvtonightfellasdontletusdown
omgsonofabitchletswinanotherwoo!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 1, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions
Once around the scoreboard
LOL BREWERS
LOL ROCKIES
And that is your Lars MLB update
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions
not lol Dodgers
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I really hope Kershaw never figures out how to control where the ball goes.
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
TWSS
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
:(
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
At least a few people watching the game tonight...
are gonna ask “who in the hell is this sandoval kid?”
Dodgers fans eat their young.
not if he goes 0-for-5
Always a risk, when you swing the way he does, even with those mad contact skillz.
by wcw on Jul 1, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
The last time Sandoval went a game without reaching base once was June 2nd.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
jerk!
apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 1, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
ESPN Tonight
Will anyone watch the National broadcast of this game to see how those announcers talk about the Giants?
Only people outside of the Bay Area and St Louis can.
Judgment Day is coming
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Reeses Pieces?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You’ve got your Holliday in my Bowker
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
JB phoonnne hoooome
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Edgar gets the pre-game spotlight. This means the hot streak is over.
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions
Cobi Jones?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
we should include Matt Cain in that trade
and then sign Pedro Martinez. FIVE CY YOUNGS!!!!!!!
Sabean is “in on every TIRE too”
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Jul 1, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: Anyone taking the Giants Vacations trip to NY?
Or taken one in the past..
The only G trip I have taken was to spring training. It was awesome.
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Same here (several times) and the flight down in always the best part because every single time a let’s-go-giants chant breaks out in the plane.
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Mine was a GV trip through
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
FAIL
wasn’t a GV trip
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
no, but i,m going to NYC games
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
they haven’t given me my helmet yet
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
but I do take the bolt bus 25 dollar round trip from philly
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jul 1, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Why do people think Brian Wilson is funny?
by www.westcoastbias.com on Jul 1, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions
They do?
I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.
Maybe it’s just the TV hosts trying to kiss his ass
by www.westcoastbias.com on Jul 1, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Are talking about his appearance on First Take today?
Because he wasn’t funny at all today on that show. But he looked like he just woke up.
He’s not funny no matter what time of day it is
by www.westcoastbias.com on Jul 1, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Today, it was Scott Reiss and Dana Jacobson
by www.westcoastbias.com on Jul 1, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
OT
I got my roommate assignment for housing at San Jose State. I’m living with two gals from Santa Cruz, one from Long Island (NY)…and one from LA. I’m not sure what’s worse, five girls to one bathroom or having to live with someone from LA?
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
sounds exciting.
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Pics of your eventual and obligatory naked pillow fight
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
What are you studying?
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Majoring in global studies, minoring in journalism. Taking Japanese for my foreign language (required by the major) and I’m due to study abroad in Japan sometime in the future (also required by the major).
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m currently living with a roommate who is the bitchiest person I’ve ever known. And he’s male. Having that x4 next year is not an appealing thought. I’m hoping at least two of them will be cool. A 3:5 cool:pain-in-the-ass ratio is livable.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Howie=bitch
If only. What gets me about the current roommate is he’s completely passive-aggressive and only talks to me when he has something to bitch about. Like how I didn’t stack the dishes exactly the way he does, or he likes to blame me for little things wrong in the house that I did not do. He behaves as though I go out of my way to annoy him and ruin his day.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Out of an abundance of concern & friendship, I'll be dropping by. Regularly.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
My roommate was from LA, we got along just fine. She was a computer science major and I was biochemistry. Give them the benefit of the doubt, you maybe surprised. Unfortunately she got married and went to married student housing and I was assigned the roommate from hell.
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Somne of those instruments could have used some tuning.
Judgment Day is coming
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Anyone have a stream for this one?
I don’t have cable and espn360 is blocking the online feed in LA. :-(
Baseball!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Good job Scott.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Kuip with some major jinxing right there.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Still not out of the woods yet.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Thanks Kuip.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
It was just such an obvious jinx-in-waiting. Why even say that?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Oh, and I love Kuip, but that was bad.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
What did he say?
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Paraphrasing: first two games of the series, Scott made out and Randy Winn got a hit and scored in the first inning.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
WINNer!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
RATED
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Bah
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Is this game shown on CSN too? Or just ESPN
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
CSN
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
So how many people are watching on what? ESPN compared Pablo to Pujols last inning.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
I’m watching CSN on MLB.tv.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
ESPN is blacked out for me
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I’m listening to the radio. I don’t have cable or even regular tv for that matter.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I still find it weird that you can actually go into the archway
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Oh crap.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I'm turning the TV off.
I didn’t watch the last two games so I’m going to go with flow. Taking one for the team guys, remember me fondly!
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
good man
Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
Rasmus fail!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
but his face say "PLAY ME!"
or I stab you in da head
Or maybe he’s is blowing us a kiss?

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
This
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
This is sensible.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I swear I read something about Rasmus needing surgery or having a fairly serious injury. Maybe I dreamed it. I sometimes have dreams about things on ESPN.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
You’re dreaming about Cody Rasmus?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
I had a dream about BJ Upton a few years ago. He was seated at a long table, set up with microphones and bottles of water. He wore a badge with his picture, his name, and the title “Ice Cream Specialist.”
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
LaRussa is still somehow considered a genius. Why the fuck are you having Rasmus bunt?
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
I ching told him to.
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't quite see it
Was the first batter a hit and an error or just a 2 base error?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Ishikawa made that error because he was feeling unsure do to Cain's presence on the mound
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
Hey Matty. Let’s roll ’em up.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Pronounced Luhdwick or Loodwick?
Discuss amongst yourselves
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
This park has one of the best camera angles.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Fack
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
What happened to your runners on base magic, Matt?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
there it is
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Dammit!
What’s our odds of winning when we do not score the first run?
Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.
Well, we are 34-8 when we score first…
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
I prefer games when the Giants are never behind
I think their record is pretty good in those ones.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
FINISH HIM
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
CardLOLs!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Good play..
1 run might be insurmountable though..
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Way to hustle back Pujols
Thanks Mr. Best Player in the Game
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
We’re currently riding a 10,200 game winning streak in games in which we score more runs than the other team.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
For the last 25 years or more
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Quick, hand me a fresh cartridge.
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
“Ishikawa is filling in for Rich Aurilia” says ESPN……
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Worldwide Leader fail.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Nate
Do something American.
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This
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh Nate.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Nate doing his best Freddie impersonation
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Giants
Are going to make Wainwright look lights-out, aren’t they?
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Certainly looks that way.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Boring
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
NOOOOO! I thought CharVil was one of our untouchables!!! WAAAAH
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
CharVil? Really?
Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.
by The Enchanter on Jul 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I know. Even joking, I barfed in my mouth a smidgen.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Couldn't agree more. Except for maybe bad guacamole.
I mean, really, how do so many people screw that up?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Ishi
Will save us.
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Wainwright is throwing a shutout
I figure it’s never too early to start
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Of course
He’s the last of his tribe
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I like walks.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Correction: I like walks by our hitters.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
A-ree-nay
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome. Back-to-back innings ending at second base. Awesome.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
It scares me that all Southwest workers apparently operate as one mind, all dispensing the same speech to that one guy, who must be very very confused.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Geez just get me where I need to go without dying.
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
???
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought that was gone.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
So, we'got the non-proven gritty winner Cain tonight, eh?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
STFD!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Nice pick, Ish.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
No just a turning, lunging grab.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Scott!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Hard-hit single to left.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
BLB called him Scott Rowand.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
lamar’s name for him
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by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, it did. Kind of hung up there though.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
DAMNIT!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
SCOAR MOAR RUNZ FOAR KAIN
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
interesting strategy
would you care to elaborate on this?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Jury duty got canceled tomorrow!
I don’t got to go.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0430091jury1.html
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
ESPN is talking like the Giants are the Yankees.. I don’t get it
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
HEY THIS TEAM THAT NOBODYS HEARD OF IS DOING OK
OMG WHERE DID THEY COME FROM ITS NOT LIKE WERE PAID TO KNOW ABOUT THESE THINGS
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HOW ABOUT THEM YANKEES
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…they did come out of nowhere.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Maybe
but it’s still retarded the way ESPN covers things like that.
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Do you think you could observe all 30 teams?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
If I had their resources I probably could
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
If I got the kind of money they get and, like them, had nothing else to do
you’re goddamned right I could. If not cover them in-depth, then at least see trends and not be all “HOLY SHIT WHERE DID THEY COME FROM?!?!?!?!”
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looks like I didn’t miss much.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I dislike Brendan Ryan.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
BLOOPS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
They are stealing our bloop attack strategy now wtf
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
They are pretty BA. Only thing I like about the Cards.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
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ROWNADS!!!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
SCOTT!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions
What a catch by Scott!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions
ARROW
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Fuck
Come on Bengie.
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When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Theres one time when it's OK to not hit the cutoff
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Bengie fail
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie! (in a bad way)
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Scott did good? What did Bengie do then?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Threw the ball to Nate
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay. Let’s walk Ablert again, please.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
rowand more gamer
molina less gamer
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Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
alright...
who the hell was it that was going on and on and on yesterday about how few errors the Giants have had recently? Post game wrap? Somebody did it and I want their head on a platter!!!!!
All the announcers do that, either during the game or before the game, they go on about the streaks the players are having. Then “poof” the streak ends. Coincidence, you decide.
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
great. now we’re losing 1.33-0
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
something about how an intentional walk being worth .33 runs. it was discussed at length in yesterday’s gameday thread.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT CARD FANS
now you know what it’s like.
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That’s a whole lot of THIS.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
No reason to pitch to Albert here
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
the racist dragon?
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And who should it be but the badly burned Albanian boy from the day before.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
what are you doing here? I thought I killed you yesterday!
/quite racistly
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maybe the Giants
can sell all those surplus rubber chickens
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SHUSH U
I backed Pablo this year and he’s doing great. SO THERE
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CAIN
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Fuck, Bengie. Stop sucking.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FREE STEVE HOLM ELI WHATSISNAME
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
maybe it’s my fault… for the last 3 games I was sitting on the couch, then I realized tonight that I could sit in Mr. Merope’s chair…
I’ll move back to the couch right away!
Nah
apparently it’s me. I haven’t been here for about a week, so if they suck tonight I take full blame.
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I thought to myself a few seconds before Kuiper mentioned it that maybe the Giants will be selling Lincecum wigs with how long his hair is.
Matt’s control has not been very good and his breaking stuff to the left side of the plate hasn’t been good either.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Fuck.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
0-2 to 3-2 argh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Come on Matt
Don’t let the regression get you!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
MATT
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD guy!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD DUNCAN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
His runners on base magic continues
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Matt cain is made of superwonderful
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This game is going to ruin all the good things Matt had been doing to his walk rate :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Can we take up a collection and buy some ad time on CSN-BA? Cuz I’m pretty sick of Little Miss “If I put my mind to it I can do anything.”
Really?
Fly your self righteous ass to the moon then!
MCC's AD
You can’t do anything. You’re a worthless piece of shit. Just sit your ass down on the couch and order another delivery pizza.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
At least the Carrie Fisher jump the shark commercials have been sparse.
Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.
by The Enchanter on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
All of the jump the shark energy has been diverted to Ice Age 3
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
come on boys, score some runs!
pleeeeease????
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jul 1, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions
I’m sick of Bengie
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Agreed.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
+1
clock has wound down
(until he hits a walk off)
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Oh pop-ups.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
And more.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Bonds and Pujols
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
ahh.
didn’t catch that part
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 1, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
They said there have been six total, so I’m saying no.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill

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