Gameday Thread III
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Last One From Me

29-27 - Giants Series Record: 11-5-3, 8-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 5 scoreless IP last start, back on track.
Gotta be fake. Gotta be. Seriously.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jun 9, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I cant stop laughing at this
is that a bad sign? Fucking hilarious
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Oh, quit laughing. It's nice to see people who enjoy their hobby. Really, really, really enjoy it.
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seriously,
i can’t look at it for more than 5 seconds without busting into spontaneous laughter
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NO
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Unfirst!
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
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My buddy at work went to SIU and he was telling me about this guy w/ the ’stache
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 9, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
As horrible as last night's game was
This game has been awesome, so far!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
FACT
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 9, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s funny ‘cause it’s true
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 9, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
last one from me, maybe

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
THE CAPTAIN!
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Fernando Rodney
has an infinte ERA and infinite WHIP after his meltdown tonight. 0 IP, 3 ER, 3 BB
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one of them :(
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FRED NEEDS MORE RBIZ
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I THINK IM IN LOVE

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Where’s can of corn?
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Kevin Frandsen, come back!
That’s like an old-timey stache. Pretty sweet.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
he should be drinking sasparilla
Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?
by j14 on Jun 9, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
sarsaparilla
The most misleading spelling ever
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Mark Texeria would like a word with you
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
It should be illegal
That thing has got to be a distraction
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
That's why his numbers are so good
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I can't explain it, but suddenly I would really like some Captain Morgan rum.
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Mayor’s got a little Captain in him. Well, not yet, but he wants some Captain in him. EW
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But it passes right through, yes? So whatever Captain I have in me will eventually be out--- OH WAIT.
Very damn funny, TuskerDu
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I mean, not that there’s anything wrong with it. But to role play with a pirate as well?
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actually, that's a good question: if he already IS a pirate, then is it really role-playing?
And I still haven’t gotten a good answer to my query from the other day: is something still considered porn if you yourself are in it?
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super mario
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 9, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
WTP
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 9, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
Hey, Kevin hit it out of the infield.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
:((( K fran
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not enough awkward family photos that inning
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 9, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
What a thoroughly zany game. Looks like it’s in the bag. G’nite all.
29-27 - Giants Series Record: 11-5-3, 8-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 5 scoreless IP last start, back on track.
JINX
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Dude, fuck you
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.050
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
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DFA!
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But… but… but… but… but… everybody loves KFran! His gamerishness is so much better than Manny’s!
by FireBrianSabean on Jun 9, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Just re-joined the game, and based on what I’ve seen in this thread, I think I gotta go check out the previous one.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
make sure you check out the bunny picture
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
omg, yes. you must.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 9, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
It was… fun.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
the…er…2nd greatest website ever.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 9, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I had thought I might find out where all these runs came from
instead I see many pictures of folks even weirder than the McCoveneers
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...
by natteringnabob on Jun 9, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
That frosty toffy(or coffee?) thing looks pretty good
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 9, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
I have to agree.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
that dude is drunk and it’s like 4:15am when this was taken.
not going to work that day.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 9, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I was wondering the same thing.
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
double switch?
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 9, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
YES!!!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 9, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 9, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I was kinda hoping I could go thru life without ever seeing that name again. now I gotta start over
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 9, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
the bunny ones were pretty close
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Atta boy Rent. I’ll take it
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 9, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
Umm
lets use a Valdez or someone here – no need to burn our best reliever in a 4 run game.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Oh goddamnit
Bochy Double-Switch fetish time
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
DOUBLE SWITCH
/drink
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...
DOUBLE SWITCH TIME WOOOOOOOO
CHUG CHUG CHUG
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Srsly,
get cain out, PLEEZ. THNX
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Bochy’s job is done.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 9, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
Who's coming out?
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LOL
In for two hitters; the second of whom he gets out. And then…………..the double switch
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I didn’t realize that Cain walked 5 guys….
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 9, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
A minute left in the NBA game. Lakers by two.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
The opposite of this
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by lyricalkiller on Jun 9, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Baseketball isn’t a real sport.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
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Nate will be one rusty player, if he plays again. Then Boch will have an excuse to get rid of him.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
by KTJ on Jun 9, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
GO HOWARD
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Come On Jeremy
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 9, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo’s pretty flexible
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 9, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah? Why?
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 9, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
shun the unbeliever
SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...
by natteringnabob on Jun 9, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I rewound the dvr a couple times and watched that play a few times and I am unconvinced that Burriss would be any quicker with the throw to 2nd than Frandsen.
Fandsen fielded, pivoted, and threw all in one motion. He threw a beebee (sp?) right into the right side of Rent’s chest. That play pretty much can’t be done any better.
To be fair, if Rent had Tulo’s arm, then they maybe, just maybe would have gotten the 2nd out.
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 9, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess this means I won’t see a million of those stupid car window flags tomorrow.
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 9, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL LAKERS
too bad they’ll probably win the series though :(
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 9, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
could romo start if we traded sanchez? seems like he has 4 different pitches and throws strikes. doesn’t throw so hard he wears himself out.
He’s pretty much a cutter/slider guy I think.
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you mean
there’s a closer on the squad? FINALLY
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...
by natteringnabob on Jun 9, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Cutters are so sad. They just hate themselves so much. Sad.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Anybody read Glenn Dickey’s recent column in the SF Examiner? He says Bochy has earned the right to stick around next year.
Glenn Dickey is a perfect barometer: he is reliably wrong about absolutely everything in baseball.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Sounds right to me
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
They do play the right sticks and spheres game, do they not?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 9, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Kobe doin choking
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lol
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MOAR HITZ
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Manny
wow.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
great googily moogily
why do the fast guys not know how to bunt?
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...
Shane Snow is. Put Lisa Stevens in the furnace.
ps – sorry Natto. shouldn’t have posted those.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 9, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Chunky style runner and broadcaster
Stuck to the roof. Like peanut butter on your palate.
Soooooooooo....
Game 7 in the Wings/Penguins series should be a doozie, eh?
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
It’s like water polo, but on ice and with more horses.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 9, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice play
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
EXPERIENCE PANDAMONIUM!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
nice play, Howry
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 9, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
But how can you make puns with Bobby? Bobby pins? Bobby’s world?
Frankly, I’m at a loss.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 9, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, long time no seee! Which could just mean we’ve been in different threads.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 9, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Ewww, gross. I damn well HOPE you were wearing different threads.
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yup
which is why I didnt want Affeldt in there. Get Merkin out here now.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I don’t know about that, but I told him once that I was a four run lead in Arizona and he blew me.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 9, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I assume my royalty check will be in the mail promptly?
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Stamped and mailed before I even hit Enter.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 9, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
something something colored something.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 9, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what brian wilson said.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 9, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
he was out late twittering the night before that one
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 9, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
How long is that? I bet it’s long.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 9, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone know the distance between Candem Yards and Nationals Park?? I ask because tonight the Orioles got their game in but the Nats were rained out.
Nats lost to the Reds.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 9, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
it was delayed, but they got the game in.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 9, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
40-50 miles?
I was just there last weekend.
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 9, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know the answer, but that typo sounds like a guy from Queens talking about contraceptives. “Yeah I gotta candem. Lemme put on my candem”
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Chicago/Great Lakes accent.
“We’ll tack to Bab” = Chicagoan for “We’ll talk to Bob.”
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Unfortunately the o’s were playing in dc. I wanted to take in a game at Camden Yard. Bmore is a dump.
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 9, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Get more outs, Giants
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 9, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
Thank you
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 9, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I made it happen, but only because you asked.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 9, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I had to give them up to avoid some other drug interac--- HEY! Dammit. I see what you did there.
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I hate Viagra commercials
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
They bring me down too.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 9, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we’re due for a 7 inning, 11 K, O ER performance from Sanchez
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
2-run error by Lewis
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 9, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Won’t Lewis be backing up Torres, though?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 9, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m just curious.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 9, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito : Bad Luck :: Cain : Good Luck
Weird.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
BDAY BB
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 9, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
Stay hot Panda
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 9, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
Huh…that was weird. A Giants player made it safely to first, but didn’t swing at the last pitch. Is that a new rule or something?
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Time to switch it up
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 9, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
he needed to do something to get Bochy’s attention
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 9, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
We were spotted one run for almost every hour of delay we had to sit through in Florida.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 9, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
In Arizona, he’s actually the pH specialist. I mean, people gotsta swim.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 9, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Mark Grace backing up my Timmy-Looks-Like-A-Horse opinion.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Ground rule doubles are like cockblocks, or whatever the girl version of that is.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
Book rule, not a ground rule. But yes, cockblock in cases of runners at 1st base.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Don’t ask me why I was watching Dane Cook but he called it a twat swat.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
I don’t like that. Swat doesn’t make any sense.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 9, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Also that.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 9, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Not only should you be allowed to vote, but you & the other McCovenettes should be the ONLY ones to vote.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
That makes some sense. Still maybe not as aurally satisfying as cockblock, but best I’ve heard.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 9, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Boxblocked.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 14, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't mind Uribe
But I don’t see Ishikawa getting off the bench for the rest of this season; I’d still like to see Pablo back at 3b, but no way no how with Bochy.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
STOP IT
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this
I like Juan Uribe.
He gets high slg for the giants
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never gets old
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lol
you’re funny
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GROUND ATTACK!
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How is that not an error?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Tough error though.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 9, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Read Rule 10.12(a). Error is "misplay (fumble, muff, or wild throw)"
That wasn’t misplay in any reasonable sense of the term. Just because someone touches a ball then doesn’t field it does not make it a misplay/error.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
So if that same thing happens to a shortstop, it’s a hit?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
It regularly is, yes. It all depends. But yeah, that happens regularly.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Maybe in high school…
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
No, in Major League Baseball games. It is not infrequent that a middle infielder gets to a ball and touches it but can't field it, and it's a hit. It wasn't misplay.
(Incidentally, I am the Rule Nerd, if that wasn’t clear by my dropping the Rule citation early on.)
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
That was a hit
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
It did go off his hand
No matter how much Kruk objects….
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
How is that not an error?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 9, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
:D
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 9, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I was just kidding, really. I don’t think it’s an error.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 9, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants ate some old beef earlier today.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 9, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
the name’s misleading, drink the whole thing at once and its a 2 hour energy drink
by Classy_Argonaut on Jun 9, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
IT WANTS TO BE PEOPLE!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 9, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
NO U!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 9, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Ya thats what I thought
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Really, isn't this Merkin time
I’d love to see that fastball go nuts.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Does MLB gameday have a limit on how many video clips it will show? There has been nothing added since Drew’s HR. And most of the fun stuff happened after.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 9, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT DBAGS
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I was standing. But my son was in my lap falling asleep, so I couldn’t post that I was.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Okay, I’mma go watch Hellboy II.
Here’s to hoping it doesn’t suck!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
Three games over .500!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
BTW
I just noticed your sig. I like it.
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That IS an awkward family.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 9, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't like YOU
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HAS ANYONE IN THIS FAMILY EVER EVEN SEEN A CHICKEN?
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Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 9, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
win!!!!
Ron Wotus for Manager or Roberto Kelly.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.
by kbsofaraway08 on Jun 9, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait – what? A Giants pitcher just needed 7 pitches for the final inning? Effin’ amazing.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
OMG DFA WILSON!!!
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
WE B WINNIN
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Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 9, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
Over/Under on how many people this guy has killed
7
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
reminds me of jack nicholson in the shining.
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
How many he has killed to date.
There’s a sentence with a lovely double meaning.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
that’s the face of a man that kills hookers for fun.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
worst thing about the gameday threads
that eel thing
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
SORRY SORRY SORRY
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
CAIN 4 UPTON GAINST BRASS!11!11!!1!!!1
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
Hopefully this teaches Bochy a lesson
Molina is not the key to the offense.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
bat Panda cleanup from now on please
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
Bill Romanowski wrote a book? Did he draw a bunch of swastikas with crayon? If I attend his book signing, can I spit in his face?
Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times
I can't decide what's more awesome
A) Wheeler
B) 9 Runs by the Giants offense (including a Panda 3 run HR)
C) The infamous “furry” family photo
D) The Asian Shaved Ice photo
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
E
mustache
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
the mustache was incredible
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
Not D... though it is always nice to see 2 guys snowballing.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
or a belly itcher
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
in other news
Molina is still a broken ladder
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
Yes, Wilson is the thrower.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 9, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
"Bip Roberts has learned to blather the utterly conventional old-timey baseball platitudes." -- Matt Cain
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Watching the Dodgers-Padres game with the San Diego feed. The Padres announcers seem like they don’t want to be there.
we went over this
you don’t have to remind us
he is younger than me by 5 months
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
Greg Oden was the first time I realized
HOLY SHIT, HES MY AGE
Justin Upton for me.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Greg Oden looks older than me
Insanity is just a state of mind.
by KTJ on Jun 9, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Lane Kiffin
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 9, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
he can
but the team can’t enforce it against him
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 9, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s bad enough that people who weren’t alive when I graduated high school are now drinking.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 9, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Whats the deal with adopting new draftees?
I would like Dominguez if no one else has an objection. I would give up Howry.
The artist formerly known as Set-up man
I would take Howry off your hands.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Reason for Pablo's hits explosion
Took off the braces
Judgment Day is coming
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