Barry Bonds' Wife Files for Separation

"Irreconcilable Differences"

Maybe she didn't like his Yogurt ad, among other things...

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by satyricrash on Jun 8, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions

It happens….

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

Next wife, Kimberly Bell Bonds!!

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 8, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

she’s not the kinda girl you marry.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 8, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Do not want

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 9, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions

seriously, how long did you expect Mrs. Bonds to put up with his shrunken testicles?

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 8, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

if you’re havin girl problems I feel bad for you son

by FluLikeSymptoms on Jun 8, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions

It was the deer hunting thing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 8, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions

Alternately

He just called her “Scott” in bed too many times :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 8, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Nothing hurts performance like an errant ~~throwin~~ Rowand thought.

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jun 8, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions

His first divorce went to the California Supreme Court. Let’s hope, he has a better pre-nup this time, or more specifically, let his wife get a lawyer before having her sign it.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 8, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

maybe he wrote this pre-nup in Swedish

by FluLikeSymptoms on Jun 8, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Bork bork bork assets bork.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Jun 9, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions

not my joke but

headline should have been “Bonds’ Wife Intentionally Walks” I think this was Ray DiPerna on BBTF.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Jun 10, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions