Gamethread II
by Natto on Jun 8, 2009 5:08 PM PDT
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Hi, my name is Josh, and I do not approve of the San Francisco Giants’ offense.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
We could use some help with third, second, first, and catcher, too.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Well, third or first, depending on which one Sandoval’s not playing.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
PATIENTLY AGGRESSIVE!!!!!
THE FIRST PITCH YOU SEE WILL BE THE BEST ONE!!!!!
etc.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Sandofail
29-26 - Giants Series Record: 12-5-2, 8-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 5 scoreless IP last start, back on track.
How quickly we turn on them.
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I like that there’s a guy rocking a Sergio Mitre jersey.
Classy.
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Looked like he was inflating it.
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, how would one “fly around tough times”?
Does Southwest really have the ability to warp space and time so as to avoid tough economies? If not, what are they bragging about?
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That is not the main point of their commercials.
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That Air France flight from Brazil didn't fly around tough times, either.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
NORWEGIAN HERITAGE!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Draw your own conclusions.
Gawd I crack (only) myself up.
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I figured you were just honoring Lars’ heritage.
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Just keep doing what you have been doing, it has been working so well
The artist formerly known as Set-up man
Getting ready to put some chicken in a beer marinade to be grilled later this evening, with some green beans and garlic bread.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
el Loco
You are what you eat , Pops.
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I was going to make octopus, but I haven’t had time to go buy some, so I believe I’ll make a dish called Thing – cubed potatoes (I use sweet potatoes) sauteed until crispy, served topped with cottage cheese, pepper, and scallions.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
scallions – cooked or raw?
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
What is this that is happening to our high-powered offense?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions
If he had any impact, I think they would be going for a sweep
The artist formerly known as Set-up man
No, you're looking at the wrong person
He’s actually the stuffed elephant
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
alright I’ve had enough of this garbage, time to go home… maybe when I get there the Giants will have scored. Or better yet, the game will be over.
Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?
They're next to the unicorns
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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
THE WHEELS
They be flyin’ off, matey!
29-26 - Giants Series Record: 12-5-2, 8-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 5 scoreless IP last start, back on track.
Man, that was close
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions
We’ve got to make sure Johnson can get the win.
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Naw. Just that we can win with 4 runs.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 8, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Not until he manages a sub-5.00 ERA in AAA, I’d imagine.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
b-r says 5.06. I don’t know how up to date that is, though.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
That's got to be a horrible job
Vendor at Dolphin Stadium
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
It couldn't be that bad
You could just chill somewhere and watch the game, and no one would bother you.
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You’d walk around confused all the time saying “Where the hell am I, this isn’t Dolphin Stadium?”
by positiveuphemism on Jun 8, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope OAKLANDathletics won’t be at the game on Friday.
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A's series
I have a hard time imagining more than 15 runs scored total in that series
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3-2, 3-2, 3-2 … been there, done that, don’t wanna do it again
by positiveuphemism on Jun 8, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
A’s have scored 7 or more in 3 of their last 4 games.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
postemptive
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Or dataster
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
They could be the Nationals.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Deep thought
In almost 45 years of draft history, the Giants have never had the #1 overall pick. Tampa Bay, in just over a decade of existence, has had it four times.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Randy looks hydrated on the outside.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions
Bruce , pull your Johnson NOW!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions
GREAT-- Burriss has been studying the Aurilia/Winn/Vizquel video
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
I always expect any pitch that is “belted” by a Giants hitter to be turned into an out.
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Fuck this
Now I want the no-hitter to happen
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions
GRITTY strikeout.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jun 8, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions
This is an ugly, ugly game
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
And if it weren’t for one swing of the bat, it would be tied and this wouldn’t be nearly as annoying
by positiveuphemism on Jun 8, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
History is a nightmare from which I’m trying to escape.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Gah. This guy gives up 12 hits and 8 walks in his previous (and only) 16 innings, and he has a no hitter going? Thus is the depth of the Giants’ suckage.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Rowand
lookin’ good!
29-26 - Giants Series Record: 12-5-2, 8-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 5 scoreless IP last start, back on track.
Best left handed pitcher ever. Fuck that Johnson doofus.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
It’s not even impressive to watch a pitcher no-hit this team, because I just figure they’re so bad they’re doing all the work.
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What’s impressive is that it hasn’t happened yet this year.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Maybe he read that article on Harper
by positiveuphemism on Jun 8, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
This really isn't surprising
The Giants are bad at hitting.
Sean West is exactly the type of pitcher that gives the Giants lots of fits. (The Tom Glavine type that nibbles on the corners [a young pitcher that they have never faced before])
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Giant hits
theyhavenot
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by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
wait...
I thought that the kind of pitcher that gave the Giants fits was the “every” kind of pitcher?
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jun 8, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Wears cap; throws with right or left hand
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
If Jim Abbott lost his other hand, the Giants would kill him.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Now why couldn’t Burriss do that?
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He kind of sucks
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Yeah
It’s exciting!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I've heard that West has "been fantastic" once already today.
I’m surprised we haven’t heard things like this more often.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
so...
we’ve got one marlin on the verge of a cycle, and another on the verge of a no-hitter.
WE MUST MAKE THEM FACE EACH OTHER
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Kevin Brown
Terry Mullholland
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Mike Scott, Kevin Gross, etc.
The Giants have been no-hit seven times in my life, but they’ve never had a no-hitter in that time
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Once, I was sure Shawn Estes would be the guy to do it. :(
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Which reminds me, trivia
Probably easy for the resident old farts:
Who was the last Giants pitcher to throw a no-hitter?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
A no-hitter and cycle in the same game!
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 8, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions
We should feel honored to be witnessing history in the making.
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What can...what WILL Flash do now?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
They
are already mentioning a possible “no hitter” on espn.
by All Day, All Night on Jun 8, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions
If it’s any consolation…West can’t bunt for shit
29-26 - Giants Series Record: 12-5-2, 8-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 5 scoreless IP last start, back on track.
Fuck Bob Brenly, fuck Curt Schilling.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
obvious exception. If tight game, then a bunt is proper.
Agree Fuck Schilling.
Blow out, then maybe not acceptable. But I’m still on the fence there. A hit is a hit.
Let's bring the...
We can bunt all we want. They just bunted to lead off the inning. We get the bunt pass.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 8, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
23 comments.
I don’t dare wake the sleeping masses.
NL West TempestTeapot
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by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
So, twice the number of fans at the park.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Miller trying to take winning out of the equation
by positiveuphemism on Jun 8, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions
This is fun
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher]
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
Gift run
Pretty much
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
He’s Neko Case’s brother?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Randy Winn = Noodle Arm.
29-26 - Giants Series Record: 12-5-2, 8-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 5 scoreless IP last start, back on track.
Ramirez...I can't look.
(peeks)
NL West TempestTeapot
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by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
Hey, so have you seen that the Giants currently have NO HITS?
29-26 - Giants Series Record: 12-5-2, 8-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 5 scoreless IP last start, back on track.
I’m going to be so happy when this game is over.
Mostly because I won’t be watching it anymore.
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celebrate!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 8, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
Still embarrasing...
Spent the whole day bragging our 300 Win guy… Silly me…
by AGiantAmongMarlins on Jun 8, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
the last time he pitched on 3 days rest was 4 or 5 years ago-- an eternity, basically.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
That’s why I only wrote Giant and not San Francisco Giant.
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remember back in the day when he was a “professional hitter”? I loved that meme.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jun 8, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants: still not very good
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by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
hey guys, you know what we should do now?
break up the cg shutout west has going.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jun 8, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
Unless you don’t have the MLB Network. :(
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Yes, very much so
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Tate or Matzek, plz.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I’m skeptical. But he has control issues, so the Giants would probably like him.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I think the Giants have a pretty good shot at Strasburg.
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Didn’t I hear he has a stress fracture in his pitching arm? That’s a VERY SERIOUS injury. He should definitely fall out of the top 5.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Sarchasm.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
62ND ROUNDER!!!! AT BEST!!!!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
For any whippersnappers too young to remember
Yes, there used to be a 62nd round.
They got rid of it because nobody good was ever drafted that late, I guess.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Try clicking that link.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
ANyone else think this Strasburg stuff is a tad much
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s tomorrow in New Zealand.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Oh, that anyone on the Giants
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Two!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I mentally superimposed a Giant jersey on him
The result was as expected…no diffrance.
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by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Panda.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions
oh snap… two hits now, marlins. whatcha gonna do ’bout it, huh? HUH!?
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jun 8, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions
get the 3rd out?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
oh
well, ok then.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jun 8, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't there something in the Geneva Convention
about having to watch the Giants “offense”?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Quaint.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Great, Just Effin’ Great
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions
Blame given where blame due
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm comfortable in my world of mediocrity
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Why
do our hitters swing at pitches 30 feet off the plate?
by All Day, All Night on Jun 8, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions
progress
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 8, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions
This is not Miller’s best performance.
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I walked away for a second and returned. When I looked up at the TV I thought he was Tyler Walker for a second.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I know
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry I’m late to the party…it appears as if I haven’t missed much. Ugh, I hate how 4 run leads seem so insurmountable.
The Giants could be half a game out if they win this!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
No Marlin has ever hit for the cycle, apparently.
With some of the hitters they’ve had over the years, it’d be hilarious if Carroll was the one to do it.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
After this game, he will drop off the face of the earth.
Judgment Day is coming
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SUCK IT CARROLL
YOU ONLY WENT 3-4 WITH A HOMER AND A TRIPLE
I’LL BET YOU’RE SO ASHAMED
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Is it bad that the only thing I can think is that Joe AAA could have lost this game just as easily?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
Starting a geriatric pitcher on short rest when he was supposedly hurt after his last start was just too good an idea to pass up.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
They could have even pulled a guy from the ’pen for the start. I really think this will have some longer term negative impact.
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New topic
Crispy tacos vs. soft tacos
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
SOFT! AND THE REST OF YOU CAN SUCK IT!
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by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree
About the soft tacos and about the sucking it.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Soft. FTW
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Two small corn chingases w/ chili, cilantro, onions, and (favorite meat)
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Depends from where. Home made, soft.
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I like crispy if it’s a ground beef taco. But I’ll admit that I like the gordita tacos at Taco Hell.
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I like them both, but I have a special love for crispy tacos. I make them often.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
But only if they’re fresh-fried tortillas. Pre-bought taco shells are ass.
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Not as bad as you’d think.
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by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Somewhere in between.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I make a mean catfish taco. Also do black bean tacos.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Fried, yes, battered, no.
There’s also avocado salsa involved.
I think the original recipe was from epicurious, though i’ve tweaked it.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
original recipe
http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Catfish-Tacos-with-Tomato-and-Avocado-Salsa-107919
Like I said, I’ve tweaked it – I fry the catfish instead of baking, I use more garlic, etc.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
xanthan’s bi.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
BINARY SOLO!
1000110000011
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
NO
BECAUSE THEY ARE DEAD.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
COMMUNIST!
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by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I can only believe that it’s another example of Bochy not being able to say no to a vet.
Johnson: “Hey Boch, can I pitch today?”
Bochy: “I don’t know… it doesn’t seem like a good idea to me. I mean, how’s that shoulder feeling?”
Johnson: “Oh, it feels great! I mean, mostly.”
Bochy: “Mostly?”
Johnson: “Yeah, well… kind of. I mean, it’s still pretty sore, but my back feels great!”
Bochy: “Back feels great, huh?”
Johnson: “Yup, and I reaaaaaaaaaaalllllly want to pitch. Please pretty please?”
Bochy: “Awww shucks, I can’t say no to you!”
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet it was a vet who cleared Johnson to pitch today. A veterinarian, I mean.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Ok.
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Butt pee?
I almost typed “Butt pie.”
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I’m going to go out on a limb and say that it’s not a good idea to GIS ‘butt pie.’
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 8, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I understand completely.
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by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you the Giants offense?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I sure am glad we didn't start Lewis
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Particularly with Winn batting about .100 and OPSing about .250 against lefties.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Frate Schierwis!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
"Hey Torres, Stand up!"
from a fan
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 8, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions
"Hey Sabes! Bring contracts to the '89 Giants"
from a fan
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by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
he’s no Bobby Jones
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 8, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Even better than Bobby Jones.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Well, thanks for that Richie
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions
this is pathetic
29-26 - Giants Series Record: 12-5-2, 8-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 5 scoreless IP last start, back on track.
STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW FANTASTIC WEST IS.
He’s not all that great. He’s just pitching against the Giants.
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Is it wrong to like the commercial with the jackalope? i like how he’s sitting on the phone books.
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That's weird
I only like Alanis Morriset if you Dave Coulier is breaking up with her.
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by howtheyscored on Jun 8, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if James Parsa can hit a changeup?
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions
god forbid renteria or uribe get hurt…but in case of emergency, which pitcher do you think gets to play middle infield?
Not , um , mature enough.
SF Geriantrics.
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by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean you don’t enjoy watching men feel each other up?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 8, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
"heighth"
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by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions
No, please.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
This guy.
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by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
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by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
so. . .
The approach we used against Miller worked so well, we thought we would try it out against West.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
apparently I didn’t miss anything on my way home nor did I get my wish for the game to be over
Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?
A study in looking at the bright side
The Giants’ score is so pristine
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
We need runners!!!!!
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
OT Crud not only do I have to go to Redding for a meeting now I’m told I have to meet some SCADA guys from Bend. I hope I don’t have to go see them, they best come to Redding. On the other hand it might be a nice drive.
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Well it pays for all those things I like to do and see on my days off.
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I’ve got a feeling that the Aaron Rowand Magical Mystery Hitting Streak is about to end by spiraling into 3-4 weeks of suck.
This is my fear: the Giants manage to score 3 in the 9th with 0 out, get two more guys on base (still with no out), then strand them. The last batter will either swing at a pitch above his head (Molina) or weakly popping up to short.
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I am not worried about your fear, I’m pretty sure we won’t get anyone on base
Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?
by j14 on Jun 8, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
We make so may pitchers look soo good.
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
Did someone say Failcycle?
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
Where's that happenin'?
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by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
It would’ve been more improbable if the White Sox had rallied back after being down 20-0 in the ninth.
Well, maybe. This is the Giants offense.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
The Giants scored a run!
Comeback!
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How many times have scored 4 or more runs in an inning?
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
did we lose yet?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Have we lost yet?
Have we lost yet?
Have we lost yet?
Have we lost yet?
Have we lost yet?
Have we lost yet?
Have we lost yet?
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
It feels like we have lost many times tonight
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Dignity, self-respect, etc.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
tuck in your shirt, meat!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 8, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
Stuck in the hurt meat!
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by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
would go well with the meat hat I just bought
Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?
by j14 on Jun 8, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
that wasn’t a strike
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 8, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
A hard pop up’s a gonna fall
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
no, k.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 8, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Wn.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
good call
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 8, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
go ahead and swing at that first pitch, Bengie.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 8, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
I suppose it’s marginally better than the 0 hits. But still horribly pathetic. Remember, in West’s previous 16 innings he gave up 12 hits and 8 walks. Giants simply suck ass.
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in West’s previous 16 innings he gave up 12 hits and 8 walks.
That’s actually pretty good.
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Boy, that sucked
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 8, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
I hate the Giants
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Hooray!
Not a no hitter! Moral victory!
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
That’s our cleanup hitter!
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Channeling '08 Pablo
They’re all hittable , baby…
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll take a Guinness , thx
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by victor frankenstein on Jun 8, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to pre-emptively draft Bryce Harper. Shit, after reading that article I dreamed about him last nite. So freaking weird.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 8, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
it inspires butt pee
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 8, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Butt pee is too good for this lineup.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
It’s more like peeing on an electric fence, and also razor wire cuts up your genitals.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
The Giants’ lineup is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
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