Open TAKE A FRIGGIN PITCH Thread
Guy on left proposes, "Why don't we take a pitch?"
Guy on right answers, "No, no, I'll just swing again, alright?"
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I was a lefty catcher
For a couple of games in Babe Ruth.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
ARE YOU GUYS AWARE THAT WE HAVE NO HITS AND NO WALKS
DOES THAT HAPPEN OFTEN?
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
I TAKE CREDIT
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marcello’s popped up before. Sorry.
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AWW FUCK
now I have no reason to watch the game :(
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Wow
Jinx work!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
hey, it worked
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions
I told you as soon as I got here they would start hitting.
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
The Meister prescribes HITS
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh good
I was worried that they would throw him out at first.
AAAAhhhhh
Bengie Molina is slow jokes. They never get old.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
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Tie this bitch up Pablo
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions
Get ready for kruk to talk about how getting in the stretch late hurts him...
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Oops missed it
It seems like he brings that up every other game this year.
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
That’s because the Giants don’t get a baserunner until the 4th in every other game this year.
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new thread magic
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nostocks respects the powers.
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damn straight
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 6, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
two and a half minutes later
that is explained to me
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by victor frankenstein on Jun 6, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
whoopsies
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
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Yeah, Baserunners!
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions
Hey, you've got something on your shirt
Bonifacio: “Where?”
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
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back-to-back-to-back hacks
Molina-Sandoval-Uribe
the official score, Pablo Sandoval Sr, scores it a hit
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
and they called Rent’s an error? Something is wrong here.
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions
I believe they changed that one to a hit
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/checks box score
Yes, you are right good sir.
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Baggs probably went over and gave him a hard time about it until he changed it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 6, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it was all that strategy of making Miller stand on first base for several minutes last inning. That’ll wipe a guy out, you know.
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nice Uribe
wouldn’t want to move the runner (I know its Bengie) over.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Is that what that smell is?
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Has anyone told the Giants they don’t have to swing at balls? I think Uribe swung at ball 2, 3, and 4. Someone should let them know.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
no way? they changed the rules?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Tied game!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
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what happened?
Did Cantu trip Torres?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
:DDDDDDDDD
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YEAH! tie game
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
Come on!
Let him go back to second!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
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Fredi Gonzales thinks it’s Torres the Bullshit.
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Of course, now Fred Lewis
Is going to be sitting for the next month. Given the choice of an older guy…
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
so, umm, can we see a replay that actually shows second base?
Or do the Marlins only own 3 cameras?
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They traded all of their cameras away
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seriously
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey Gonzalez
Go sit down. We’ve already had a rain delay. You aren’t convincing him.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
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Seems to me he should get to go to third. For some reason. Make one up.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
Well, that’s the thing. Either he’s out or he’s awarded 3rd, in my mind. I don’t understand how he gets awarded 2nd.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
If he was interfered with between first and second, then he gets second base.
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I guess
It just seems like, if he was going to make 3rd without the interference, they should award him 3rd not 2nd.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Is there some reason to think he would have made it to 3rd?
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I thought it was a triple for sure with Torres’ speed, but there wasn’t any good angle to see it.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
An argument with my dad, he was awarded 2nd because of interference between 1st and 2nd. Then he can advance to 3rd at his own discretion. Well, he tried to advance to third and was caught out, so shouldn’t he be out actually still?
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sounds fair
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Its hilarious
no cameras? Is Florida that cheap?>
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Bochy, take your gift and sit down.
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Manny
did you miss the whole, taking a goddamn pitch bit? really?>
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
If it’s under protest by the Marlins and there are no camera angles to prove otherwise, then there should be nothing to worry about. right?
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions
they didn’t score anyway, so the protest won’t change anything
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True
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
William Sadler: 0.1 IP, 4 H, 3 R, 3 ER, 1 BB, 1 K
Jonathan Sanchez: 4 IP, 6 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 1 BB, 5 K
Sanchez = Sadler
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I saw that this morning. Not really a good way to lead up to a probable call to the big leagues.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Sadler: AAA
Sanchez: Majors
GIANTS BRASSS!
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Lester just lost his perfect game.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
I’m tired of it, just because of ESPN.
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Would you mind if they treated the Giants the same way?? (I am a Red Sox fan and I’M tired of ESPN covering them like that)
Yea, I hate how much the Giants are covered on CSN crazily by stupid people as well. As long as it’s insightful then I don’t mind, but good commentary is not done about the Red Sox or Yankees, or by the Giants most of the time on CSN.
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How many batters before Sanchez gives the Marlins back the lead?
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infinite
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
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or 2
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
whatever
’tweren’t very many
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that stuff is good
when Sanchez is on…
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Dude hits.
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions
I wish the Giants had a Hanley.
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He'd be handy to have around
We could call him Handy Hanley.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
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Alliteration!
Handy Handley Hands Out Handjobs.
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But then he hits a stretch of clumsiness
Hardly Handy Hanley Hands out Ham – Handed Handjobs
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Hardly Handy Hanley Hands out Ham-Handed Handjobs on a Harley, Hatchback, or a Hummer.
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Hardly Handy Hanley Hands out Ham-Handed Handjobs on a Harley, Hatchback, or a Hummer, Hoping for a Happy ending.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
and now
we lose the game, cuz this is getting called.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Why do people not hate Sanchez?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Because his potential is intriguing and even as maddening as he can be, he’s still not bad as fifth starters go?
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Because he's our fifth starter
With a ton of potential. Regardless of whether he reaches that potential or not, he’s our fifth starter. And he’s an above average one.
That, and he gets a bit of a pass because of how he was treated earlier in his career.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Also, he’s done pretty damn well for a 27th round pick. I was looking at a list of all the players taken that round, and I don’t think any of others have even made the majors, let alone been somewhat useful.
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You can’t relly look at just 27th rounders in that situation. You have to look at all people drafted there or after because truly, that’s pretty much thought to be the same talent level.
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Fair enough. 25th-30th round that year, one guy besides Sanchez ever made the major leagues, for 90 uninspiring at-bats.
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Dallas Braden was a 24th rounder that year, though.
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Torres looked very Lewis-like there
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
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I guess you win with the rain delay
you lose with the rain delay as well…
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
MiLB Fail

3+1=3?
6+1=6?
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions
I remember watching a Marlins game in their first season – which was 1992, I think? Or 1991. Anyway, there was a rain delay, the first in team history, and the grounds crew clearly had never practiced putting the tarp over the field. They were all falling down all over the place, one side of the tarp started blowing away, wind got under it and sent the middle of the tarp billowing up, and so on. It took them a good 15-20 minutes to get it over the infielder properly, as I recall. Comedy.
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93
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
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No Handy Hanley harmony?
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by victor frankenstein on Jun 6, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
It was especially comedic that they were so woefully unprepared, because if you’ve ever spent time in Florida, you know they have torrential rain in the summer ALL THE TIME.
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Yeah
Thunderstorms are pretty much routine. They get them nearly every day.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
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Hurricane Season
Fuck that , I’d rather live in Hell Arizona.
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by victor frankenstein on Jun 6, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. No tax on food in Phoenix though.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
5.6% state sales tax
State legislators considering 1% hike per year for next three.
Florida considering tax on…bottled water!
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by victor frankenstein on Jun 6, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Not really
States with the highest sales tax (when you include weighted averages for county and city rates) are: Tennessee (9.4%), Louisiana (8.7%), Washington (8.5%), New York (8.25%), Arkansas (8.2%), Alabama (8.15%), Oklahoma (8.1%), and California (8.0%).
Chicago has the highest sales tax of any city – 10.25% on most stuff.
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9.3 on the Richter
Surf’s up , Yuma!
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by victor frankenstein on Jun 6, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Cali is 8.25 since April 1
I guess municipalities can increase it up to 10.25
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 6, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Wild pitch? Nah, that’s all on Bengie
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions
that was not a wild pitch
the score keepers been really generous to bengie the last 2 years
that damn fastball again
If Sanchez could cut out 1 BB per 9, he’d be a star. The stuff is just so good when its on, and yet so mindblowing when its not.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
then he does this
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
If they call it, it’s going to be raining for a while.
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CG for Jonathan Sanchez!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Phew
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions
Is Bochy an idiot?
why the hell is he replacing Sanchez? Its going to be a rainout anyway!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
This. He just took 1 AB away from the Giants in the 8th.
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I just remembered that Andrew Miller was one of the 8 non-Longorias picked before Lincecum. hahaha.
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that is funny.
ha ha.
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can't wait for the headlines
Giants take Leake
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TakeAGiantLeakeAndGoPissOnYourShoes!
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I'm not about to go outside an' look.
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by victor frankenstein on Jun 6, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Just great
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions
Bye Bey Ballgame.
Can’t the umps call it now and it’s a 5 inning game?
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Speaking of non-Longorias drafted before Lincecum
Flemming just mentioned Hochevar got his first win of the year today. Definitely worth the #1 overall pick!
Imagine if the Royals had Greinke and Lincecum. Geez.
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OMG
Omar driving the “manure spreader”
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by victor frankenstein on Jun 6, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
Is Pill the next Bowker or Ishikawa?
Never knew Pill had this power. He hits another HR for AA Connecticut
Game On

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions
sac fly question
how come a batter doesn’t take an 0 for 1 if he hits a sac fly that scores a runner, but he does if he hits a sac fly that moves a runner from 2nd to 3rd base or 1st to 2nd base?
I realize the difference is that in one instance, a run scores, but they each advance a runner 90 feet, so why would they otherwise be treated differently?
just wondering.
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Yeah, that makes no sense. A bunt is a sac, so why isn’t a fly ball?
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Does it count as an 0 for 1 is the batter grounds out and a run scores?
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I think so.
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Another aspect that makes no sense then.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Yes, it’s a FC
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I am going to Daytona Beach in October for Biketoberfest for work.
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Usually work 10-8 w/ only time time for fun at night time.
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Also going to Magical Annamosa, IA in a couple of weeks.
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jun 6, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll be there for the other things w/ 2 wheels.
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
My parents live in Florida. I’ve never been a big fan. There’s some interesting stuff, like the Everglades, but most of the state just feels very dully suburban and the weather in summer is unlivable unless you like oppressive heat, humidity, and regular torrential rain.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Del Boca Vista?
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Del Visto Bico?
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Del Taco
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
IT. IS .$.TIME.
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
Burke Badenhop?
Giants batten Badenhop many infielde balls mit badenhops?
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jun 6, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
Git it dun Uribe
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
Man, I need a beer.
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
What’s your choice?
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lolribe
what i hate was that as i peered intently at gametracker, i forgot that these were the giants for a second. two outs with runners in scoring position? i really should’ve known how that was going to end.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jun 6, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
In play, out(s)
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 6, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
And the weird Uribe hate continues.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Nothing weird about it in that at bat.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
And blows at the same time.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
It’s interesting how both “suck” and “blow” are both used as slang terms for fellatio and for something being bad. As far as I know, though, “suck” isn’t a slang term for cocaine.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
It feels like we have no chance to win when he starts, like Zito last year
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Im sure I will have the same feeling with Sadler or Pucetas also
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Ramon Ortiz! Steve Hammond! Pat Misch!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I look at it more like he needs to start showing me NOW why there shouldn’t just be an open competition between him and Bumgarner for the spot next year.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jun 6, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny thing, though: the Giants have won 4 of Sanchez’s 10 starts, and 5 of Zito’s 11. Not a big difference by that measure.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Compare runs scored in those games, Zito has had tough luck, but Sanchez seems to always blow a lead in his starts
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I know. Hence “by that measure.”
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Oh, good, more grounds crew time.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Nice to see my adopted Giant doing well.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
me, too!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 6, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Crushed
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
Kruk and Kuip discussing who may be the starter for the Marlins tomorrow. I guess they haven’t looked on page 2 of the Marlins Media notes.
lol Kruk’s British accent
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
They can still be good in a suckfest like this, which is awesome
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Pure Class
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
Anoter Hit f/x thing...
Fred Lewis is T-4 with 4 opposite field shots of 100MPH or greater.
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he sucks.
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I am out of here. I’m going to get a Blizzberry
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
It’s kind of a drive to Downey. But the wife wants to go.
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 6, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was more like
People in thread > People in park
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Even for this game, there’s still 1000+ comments
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 6, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
I'm here
But I have nothing to say.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
Too bitter eh?
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It is almost impossible not to be.
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