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that sweater is horrifying
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 5, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
so is Bengie Molina’s swing right now.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jun 5, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clowns are funny
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by dcp on Jun 5, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Still slumping
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Red Dawn is on WGN. Bear this in mind during next commercial break.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
by Juan Primo on Jun 5, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How long is Bochy going to stick Bengie at the 4 hole?
by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Too long.
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by dcp on Jun 5, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TIMMY’S COMING IN
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by jponry on Jun 5, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FAT ICHIRO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 5, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can't sleep,
clown will eat me.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 5, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just got home..
how’d the first inning go?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 5, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Quickly
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll take that, especially since Zito is starting.
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by Azmanz on Jun 5, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fast. Marlins looked like Giants in their eagerness to get themselves out early in the count.
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by dcp on Jun 5, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
do they really think sandoval is gonna run?
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by dcp on Jun 5, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Slop-hacker!
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by groug on Jun 5, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait, why is Aurilia, Uribe and Pabs playing?
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by Azmanz on Jun 5, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So Uribe is at short?
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by Azmanz on Jun 5, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gameday Audio died on me.
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Me too dammit.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 5, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys will be my eyes and ears for the rest of the game.
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe they just switched to a stadium microphone out in left field.
by Merope on Jun 5, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Marlins feed doesn’t work either. CURSE YOU MLB
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now here comes the K
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
or pop up
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 5, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Umm
Or the walk
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
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by thehavenot on Jun 5, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a grit-tastic AB
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Richie just walked.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jun 5, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good AB
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by Azmanz on Jun 5, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Eh
He’s getting old. His abs aren’t that good.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 5, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would be a good time for Burriss’s first HR
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 5, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It will truly be a momentous occasion when this happens.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 5, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know who in the stand is making that annoying noise but they should be found, and shot.
by Merope on Jun 5, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was wondering that.
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by WalrusMan on Jun 5, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dont swing at that
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
K&K discussing thunderstorm, 2-2 to Burriss
by Merope on Jun 5, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
burriss gotta not swing at shitty pitches like that last one
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 5, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Natto this isn’t liked to from the home page, yesterday’s thread is. I’m not quite sure why though.
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by WalrusMan on Jun 5, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was wondering if they’d send Zito on ahead early.
by Merope on Jun 5, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Burriss :(
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
2 on, 2 down, 2 and 2, in the top of the second
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by dcp on Jun 5, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I seem to recall Vin Scully saying that sort of thing a lot in my misspent youth
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by dcp on Jun 5, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Psst.
Hey Burriss. Ground attack
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 5, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This commercial annoys me
HA HA! Dads are stupid!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 5, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Will the Giants get close to 100 home runs this season?
by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nah.
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by WalrusMan on Jun 5, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have two of those baseball cards listed on the TV screen
by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Zitowned
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How can you look that bad against Zito?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
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by thehavenot on Jun 5, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Then he better stop hitting homers
That’s not how we roll.
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by groug on Jun 5, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SANCHEZ 4 CAN2
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
poor guy. can you imagine going through junior high with the last name Uggla?
by Merope on Jun 5, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It would be worse if he wasnt really good at baseball
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uggla likes dingerz
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just remembered a dream i had last night.
Steve Finley was playing CF this year for the Giants for some reason.
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by WalrusMan on Jun 5, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thats called a nightmare
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FAIL
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uribe….
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by WalrusMan on Jun 5, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uggla fears Zito

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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FAIL
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 5, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 5, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Suck!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 5, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bad error- you do that again and it’s a time out for you!
by Merope on Jun 5, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have a feeling that something good happened!
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uribe was just setting up the double play.
by Merope on Jun 5, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's a genius
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 5, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cody Ross scares me this series. Kind of guy to kill Giants.
by out machine on Jun 5, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL wow that shot of the stands behind Zito? That’s just nuts, they could market it as a Ghost Town.
by Merope on Jun 5, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This aint good
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You guys know Paulino will kill us
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Anti jinx ftw
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Ronny Paulino “former Giant.”
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by WalrusMan on Jun 5, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You can tell from the double play habit.
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by groug on Jun 5, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT WAS A DESCRIPTION FOR YOU, NATTO
YOU’RE WELCOME
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by groug on Jun 5, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THANK YOU, GOOD SIR
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Paulino’s OPS almost exactly the same as Molina’s (676 vs 680).
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He could have been our backup cleanup hitter!
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'd be a good Giant.
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by Azmanz on Jun 5, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FORMER GIANT
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Amazing how his short stay as a Giant rubbed off on him
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by dcp on Jun 5, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ronny Paulino
San Francisco Giant
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is pure genius
Trade for as many hitters as possible and then trade them away to other teams. Other teams now have lots of hitters with the “Giant touch.” Double plays and pop ups galore!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
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by thehavenot on Jun 5, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shhh
They’ll catch onto us.
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
woot!
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
June 15th, Will Clark jersey t-shirt with the purchase of a special ticket.
by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
iwannagetthatiwannagetthatiwannagetthatiwannagetthatiwannagetthatiwannagetthatiwannagetthatiwannagetthat
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zito has not yet mastered the Ground Attack concept.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
by Juan Primo on Jun 5, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They added 0 to the poll, well done
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YEAH
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
aww I thought it was gone
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great Scott!
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GAMER DOUBLE
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by groug on Jun 5, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That hit
Reminds me of a similar hit by Bonds in the 97 NLDS. He didn’t score. And…
SPOILER ALERT
The Giants lost that game, and the series.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 5, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man!
I just reminded myself how much I hate this ballpark/franchise.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 5, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
after ASG voting is done, he’ll cool off for the rest of the year.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 5, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’ll cool down if the Giants go “VOTE AARON!!!”
by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rowand
Only slightly hated, now.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 5, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Its time to hate Molina, and get him going
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never hated him. He did irritate me, though.
by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bip Roberts said this would happen!
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 5, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BIP WAS RIGHT
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Rownad!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 5, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Terrible swing
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon, Fred
Make wilriv proud.
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Where would the Giants be without Fred Lewis?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 5, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nate Schierholtz in right and Wynn in left?
by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Swing Earlier Fred!
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by Azmanz on Jun 5, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Musta been a slow news day. This headline is on the SFGate front page: “Blackbird divebombs S.F. pedestrians”
by Merope on Jun 5, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
do not mess with blackbirds
Well, unless you’re a big, mean crow. Or a bunch of gulls. Shee-oot, gulls are mean.
by wcw on Jun 5, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was an underground explosion in the T-loin.
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
was that what all those alert-SF things were about?
They were pretty darned weird.
by wcw on Jun 5, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that why they are tender?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
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by thehavenot on Jun 5, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least he didn’t strike out.
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by Azmanz on Jun 5, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lansford is proud, I'm sure.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
by Juan Primo on Jun 5, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL FAIL
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CLASSY!
And gamer out.
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Awh…
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by WalrusMan on Jun 5, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was not a good slide.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 5, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Rowand the slowest CF in baseball?
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by Azmanz on Jun 5, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
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by WalrusMan on Jun 5, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
needed more Juggernate
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 5, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not too gamer.
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by WalrusMan on Jun 5, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn it, Scott.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 5, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Slowest leadoff guy ever
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think the A’s had a few of those the past 10 years.
by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m getting damn tired of this James Parsa character and his commercials. I went to the California State Bar website to see which university and law school he attended. I ain’t impressed.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
by Juan Primo on Jun 5, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He’s a lawyer. I ain’t impressed.
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by WalrusMan on Jun 5, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better watch it. There are a couple of those around here. You’ll get one of those Smith vs. WalrusMan lawsuits.
by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
can of corn vs. WalrusMan!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 5, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IN A CAGE MATCH TO THE DEATH!
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 5, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You sue I ban.
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can of corn, et al vs. WalrusMan!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 5, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well said.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
by Juan Primo on Jun 5, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll bring it up again – his disclaimer misuses “its”. It should be the possessive, not the contraction “it’s” that he uses. Bad lawyer.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
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after awhile, it doesn’t matter what school you went to, just how good an attorney you are.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 5, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A hit with RISP
and no runs.
The Giants Way!
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 5, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, it certainly is when Zito takes the mound.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
by Juan Primo on Jun 5, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just joining the game
… after coordinating 2 six year olds and 1 three year old as they made their own pizzas. Flour and cheese everywhere.
I turned it on just in time to see Rowand get thrown out. Dumbass.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
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I already let them watch it! HaHaHa! Your teevees are mine!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 5, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fortunately one kid has a friend over for a sleepover – they’re mostly hiding in my kid’s room giggling and stuff.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 5, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watch them, they might be trying coke.
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or shrooms. what type of toppings were on the pizza?
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If so can of corn’ll be going through a trip soon.
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giggling is fine, it’s when it gets too quiet that you start to worry.
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Yeah, a little too quite.
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Dammit, quiet.
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I’ve got 25 4 and 5 year olds in my classroom, if my room gets quiet, I get worried.
by Merope on Jun 5, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is one of them Dustin Ackley?
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Don’t call Rowand it. Windmill Flannery sent him.
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Good enough. Apply the dumbass as necessary.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 5, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With this team, that appellation can be liberally applied.
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
by dcp on Jun 5, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Redistribution of dumbass.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jun 5, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flem just jinxed it!
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Jinxed what?
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Prescient.
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just got in.
Flem and Miller are in a goofy mood today.
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Apparently they haven’t had much sleep.
late plane ride last night and violent thunder storms during today’s scheduled nap time.
by Merope on Jun 5, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn it
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Ball before bag, that was one of the first things they taught us
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I don’t listen to them.
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Hey, the pitcher got a hit. That rarely happens.
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Oh bull.
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Should be E4 but it doesn’t matter now.
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Blooped and gounded to death
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
are there any fans at this game that aren’t drunk?
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are there any fans at this game that aren’t drunk?
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As a Marlins fan living in Reno, I have a couple things to say here.
A.) Marlins vs Giants, you have to be drunk to want to go.
B.) Friday night after a long work week, you better believe their drunk.
I went to the Marlins Giants double header in Miami last summer, and you better believe most the fans were wasted by the time the first rain delay was over. Also, they don’t anticipate fans, so they shut down whole sections of the stadium to save on expenses, so the 12,000 who do show up get grouped so it doesn’t seem as full on panoramic shots. I haven’t been atop left field scoreboard since Pujols still played the out field and they last won the WS.
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whew
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Wooribe
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh oh
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Jeremy Hermida
we get to experience him not being better than Fred Lewis in person.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
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OPEN BASE
Drink!
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by groug on Jun 5, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Was just gonna say that
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by Azmanz on Jun 5, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me too
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just got home from work...
are we playing tonight?
Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?
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BARRY
FINISH HIM
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cool
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whew!
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
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Wowweee. Mikey likey.

"El once, chico. Eleven."
by Juan Primo on Jun 5, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice job.
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No runs!
Suck it, Marlins!
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I see what you did there
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Say Hey! Say Who? Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
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Throw strikes, [expensive Giants pitcher].
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Dionne Warwick and Sinbad in a sumo match to the death!
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AFLAC
Name the 2 Giants pitchers who recorded their 300th win on June 4th? (199 years apart)
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119 years apart.
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Would make more sence.
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it would make more sense, too.
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DAMMIT
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Welch gotta be.
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Matthewson and Johnson?
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That was my guess
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Presumably Mickey Welch and Randy Johnson. Mathewson played in the 1900s.
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Mathewson pitched in the 1900-10s though.
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Randy Johnson and Tim Lincecum’s great grand daughter.
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BENGIE GOT A HIT
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DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER
MASS HYSTERIA
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THIS MAN HAS NO DICK
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If we’re right, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.
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by groug on Jun 5, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow. where was Hanley?
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PANDA
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PANDA YEAH
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PAAABBBBBSSSS
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PANDAMONIUM IN FLORIDA
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DInger!
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only one way to get Bengie home!
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What the fuck was that?
why does he get to go directly to home?
Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?
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It's a long story.
We’ll explain it later.
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It’s time for “the talk”, I guess.
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PANDA
27-25 - Giants Series Record: 11-5-2, 8-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!
by rhys on Jun 5, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IN PLAY (RUNSZ)!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
by tobias on Jun 5, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And BOOM goes the Pandamite!
Okay, so it’s a work in progress….
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 5, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Actually not bad.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
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Camera fail
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PANDA!!!!
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 5, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And Uribe is out on the first pitch.
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How did panda not fall rounding the bases?
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Because he was chasing a chicken?
by BacksThePack on Jun 5, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, he saw cake on the basepaths
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by Speedforthewin on Jun 5, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes…
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rowand is jealous of that slide.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
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When he that, the camera was showing Lincecum for some reason.
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Cameraman's thinking
Something good is happening for the Giants! It must involve Lincecum.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
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PANDA!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
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LATE, I KNOW
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 5, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any time’s a good time for Panda.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
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Also
71!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
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ARE YOU DELOREAN?
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Time to see a doctor then?
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Oh boy
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
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Aurilia ground out. That’s the Rich Aurilia I know and love.
by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dont let Zito lead off next inning please
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Burriss has looked like supreme crap at the plate today
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so does what comes out your arse after eating at Taco Bell.
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Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!
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Hard Truth
Burriss is supreme crap at the plate.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 5, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sometimes he just looks like regular crap though
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Set me free why don’t ya babe…
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KNBR plays a Randy Johnson interview during the commercial for some reason.
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it with Lisa Stevens??
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
by tobias on Jun 5, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lisa Stevens: “Oh, you’re Randy Johnson with the San Francisco Giants.”
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
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Well….yeah. I’m in my full Giants uniform and I’m 6’10".
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
by tobias on Jun 5, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh..
Forgot about Tim Keefe.
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Hitting the guy you made look terrible
Insta-fail
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IT WAS KEEFE
Damn it, Welch didn’t get his 300th until August of that year.
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Think about 2 300’s in the same year. Of course they probably thought back then it was going to happen every few years anyway.
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HAVE WE SEEN THE LAST PITCHER WHO DOESN’T WIN 300 GAMES?
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Zito with one of the very best ways to start down your shut-down, solidify-the-lead inning…
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la
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Good thing Zito hit a batter.
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Situation Zito
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like to picture you frantically typing each letter individually every time.
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onepitchonepitchonepitchonepitchonepitchonepitchonepitchonepitchonepitchonepitchonepitchonepitchonepitchonepitchonepitchonepitch
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YabuYabuYabuYabuYabuYabuYabuYabuYabuYabuYabuYabuYabuYabuYabuYabu
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Here we go
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Sidenote
My fella gets to sit in VIP seating at the SJ Giants game tonight with a group from work. While I’m home monitoring a sleepover with a couple of six year olds. And he doesn’t particularly like baseball. What’s wrong with this picture?
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Couldn’t you have asked him to make you switch with you?
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I had the option of taking my two kids plus the extra to sit in general admission and wave to him enjoying his beer and BBQ. Opted not to. Call me crazy.
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by can of corn on Jun 5, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always figured too that a lady who likes baseball could find a guy who likes baseball too.
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It’s really his only fault. And he doesn’t whine when I watch a million games each season, and he never complains when I buy another jersey. And he’ll go to Giants games with me when I want. Plus, he got me a BLB autographed ball and the Crazy Crab bobblehead. So he’s okay.
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But it was bittersweet as I tried to explain to him who Buster Posey, AnVil and Conor Gillespie are in preparation for his game.
I am planning on going to the SJ Giants day game with my girls on June 17th, though.
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Hmmm your ideas intrigue me….
I have to drive Mr. Merope in to the airport on the 29th I wonder if the little Giants are in town.
by Merope on Jun 5, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Day/Night? I want to get out there again but it depends on my work schedule.
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12:35 start. Free tix at Trader Joe’s! If I buy my kids enough churros and ice cream, I may get to watch about half the game.
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Hmm, I may be able to make that. Give me a chance to make some more photographs as well.
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Let me know if you go, and I can finally meet a real life McCoven!
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by can of corn on Jun 5, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Keep ya updated on here, or I’ll send you an e-mail.
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I’d like to, but we’re going to the big Giants on the 21st
that’ll be enough driving for me.
by Merope on Jun 5, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey SF Guy...
IS THIS THE ZITO YOU’VE COME TO KNOW AND LOVE??
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
by tobias on Jun 5, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn it, he was out
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Flem made it sound like he was out.
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It looked like he was on replay
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was
But I think the umpire was on the wrong side of the bag to be able to see it clearly.
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HE WAS OUT
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by jponry on Jun 5, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did he just throw his bat at Zito?
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by Azmanz on Jun 5, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That hitter tried to assassinate Zito!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
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My investment almost worked…oh did I say that outloud?
by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WE HAVE TO KILL ZITO
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Nat Cruise?
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On Pablo’s homer, the Marlins announcer said, “Kung Fu Panda has struck.”
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Shit
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oh noes
Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?
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doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
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ZITLOL
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 5, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL ZITO
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by jponry on Jun 5, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Augh Zito’s back. Get Misch up.
DAMMIT
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Trade Cain for him, I’m sure the Mets will take the deal.
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FAIL
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 5, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No run
That’s good.
But the bases are loaded.
That’s bad.
But the Giants, and Zito, have been getting out of tough situations lately.
That’s good.
But it’s still Zito pitching.
That’s bad.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
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The $126M contract comes with a free yogurt.
That’s good.
The yogurt is also cursed.
That’s bad.
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Frogurt
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
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Damn it
I thought it was frogurt, and then I thought “Did they use the word frogurt in the early ’90s? I must be misremembering.”
My lack of Simpsons knowledge offends me too.
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BANNEd
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THROW THE DUECE
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BARRY
FINISH HIM
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BARRY
FINISH HIM
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by jponry on Jun 5, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Zito average fastball...
85.1 mph.
That’s not good enough, unless Zito’s command is Madduxian (Greg, not Mike).
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
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BARRY
FINISH HIM
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 5, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD PERSON
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by jponry on Jun 5, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KKito


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STFD MARLINS BATTER
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 5, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES!!
Zito horses one up there at 87!!
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by tobias on Jun 5, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
When he hits 88
You’re going to see some serious shit.
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zito struck him out
That’s good.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
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by thehavenot on Jun 5, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Please get the pitcher out
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BARRY
FINISH HIM
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOO!!!
Pitcher up with bases loaded.
/hides under desk
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by tobias on Jun 5, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BARRY
FINISH HIM
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by jponry on Jun 5, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BARRY
FINISH HIM
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 5, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD VOLSTAD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 5, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Way to pull that put of your ass
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap – atta boy, Zeet.
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ATHLETIC WAS RIGHT
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KKKito



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It always makes me lol when Kuip says something like “AND ZITO STRIKES OUT THE BATTER TO END THE INNING AND WE’LL GO TO THE 5TH” and then as it goes to commercial, Kruk says something like “That was a good fastball.”
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by jponry on Jun 5, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love those little asides. Sometimes they’re very revealing.
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by can of corn on Jun 5, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I keep waiting for Kruk to say something like “Hand me another beer” as they cut to commercial
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STFD MARLINS PITCHER
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 5, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, see you guys later.
The family is being treated to dinner at IHOP by my sister in law.
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Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
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by thehavenot on Jun 5, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Big spender!
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eat at IHOP a lot and you will be really BIG.
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Are you going to have pancakes?
I want pancakes.
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by jponry on Jun 5, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now I want pancakes...
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 5, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
mmmm...pancakes....mmmmm
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Last time this sort of topic came up, it made me want waffles for dinner.
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by can of corn on Jun 5, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GO FOR THE WAFFLES
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pancakes for dinner!
Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?
by j14 on Jun 5, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IS THERE EVER A WRONG TIME FOR PANCAKES??
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by tobias on Jun 5, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A:
NO
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NEVER A WRONG TIME
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NO
ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS DOIN IT WRONG
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 5, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think that’s a treat.
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WRONG
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I actually love IHOP for dinner. Because I get to eat breakfast for dinner!
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Rooty Tooty Fresh’n Fruity
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
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ihop? well la di da your majesty
I'm a man
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just got in. hows the weather look there?
by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 5, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
With drizzles of butter and maple syrup
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by tobias on Jun 5, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And you gotta tell ’em crispy, or it comes all floppy.
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by can of corn on Jun 5, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As soon as I hit post, I knew it.
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Sausages with maple syrup.
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by jponry on Jun 5, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pigs in blankets!!
NOM NOM NOM!!
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by tobias on Jun 5, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What was that book where it rains food? It always made me so hungry
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ZOMG
i know exactly what you’re talking about…..
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Coming out as a movie: http://www.redbalcony.com/?vid=24614
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by can of corn on Jun 5, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I may have to see this
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My kids have seen the previews a dozen times, so I’m pretty sure I’ll be seeing it.
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by can of corn on Jun 5, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seems way different then what I remember of the book
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually didn’t know there was a book. Might need to see about picking it up.
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by can of corn on Jun 5, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that preview IS way different than the book, like that never happens.
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IN 3D
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I think it was Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs or something like that.
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cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
I'm a man
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weather looks the same everywhere really.
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Scott just keeps hitting.
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is that rowand with a 3-3 night so far?
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Yep
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Dude, Rowand is like good or something
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something.
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Miller: Will he try to stretch this into a triple? Guess not.
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Scott is the best position player on the team.
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by jponry on Jun 5, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/sobs into pillow
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Until he cools off again.
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by jcb9 on Jun 5, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Batting over .300 now.
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holy shit what
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.302 to be exact
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
holy shit what
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jun 5, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
holy shit..
Wait…what?
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And then there’s Fred…
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
by tobias on Jun 5, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the heck is Scott doing?
Hitting? Doesn’t he know he’s a Giant!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
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Great AB Fred
Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?
by j14 on Jun 5, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
drink
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that was a nice pitch.
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by jponry on Jun 5, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
maybe its time they ditch the vote for bengi campaign and switch to gamer
I'm a man
by Wes_Mantooth on Jun 5, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, it’s Ronny Paulino, one of my all-time favorite Giants!
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by jcb9 on Jun 5, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a good one day.
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Let me remember it my way, dammit!
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ahh. I remember it well
more like one good hour
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undefeated in the Ronny Paulino era!
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Best record since Desi Relaford.
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When will they retire his number?
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They have to assign one to him first.
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IT MAKES ME ANGRY THAT (mediocre player) IS WEARING (Paulino’s number).
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Take a drink
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Miller: Crowd is really subdued at the moment. Actually, crowd isn’t the best word for it. The attendees. Very respectfully quiet.
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Jon is the best.
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I deeply love him.
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IAWTC
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Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 5, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s killing me.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol wut
The artist formerly known as Set-up man
by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
gamer steal!
Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?
by j14 on Jun 5, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good throw would’ve nailed him there.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 5, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GAMER STEAL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 5, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ROWAND SPEED
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
by WalrusMan on Jun 5, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BTW
Jon is calling the game like a golf announcer right now.
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
“Have you ever noticed that golf announcers use ‘courageous’ a lot?”
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jon Miller, Mike Krukow, Duane Kuiper, and Dave Flemming
You know, even if we have a craptastic team, we have kick ass announcers.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 5, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
+109
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 5, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Truthfully what happened??
Rowand was horrible until melon head put him lead off.
by SFGuy on Jun 5, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
no more pressure to “drive in runs”
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 5, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No longer had to consider himself an RBI man.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 5, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He made a massive overhaul to his mechanics. Baggs wrote about it.
The next person who relates Rowand’s hitting to being put in the lead off spot is getting killed in their sleep. It’s so retarded to think there’s any causal link.
by Nibbler on Jun 5, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
did he stop doing that nasty shit wide stance?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 5, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GROUND ATTACK
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/switches to the radio to see what y’all are going on about.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 5, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Classy infield single
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The fuck was Rowand doing? But it worked
The artist formerly known as Set-up man
by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Instant buzzkill
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by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Melon head
has he done anything stupid today, yet?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 5, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Aside from Aurilia starting?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 5, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good AB, Bengie. We’re all so proud of you.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Jun 5, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU ONLY DON’T WANT TO EXTEND HIS CONTRACT BECAUSE YOU HATE THE GIANTS.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 5, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You got an extra knee?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 5, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that’s what you wish she said.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 5, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard “Free meat cap”
The artist formerly known as Set-up man
by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/files for patent
The artist formerly known as Set-up man
by CB30 on Jun 5, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how about this??
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Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?
by j14 on Jun 5, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
o_O
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 5, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are horribly, horribly alone.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Jun 5, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thick accent
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Jun 5, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, he said knit cap
I thought Fred said free Knee Cap in that commercial
Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?
by j14 on Jun 5, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Time for me to go home
I trust you’ll all be on your best behavior while I’m gone.
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by Natto on Jun 5, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
Sure thing.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 5, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We don’t have best behavior.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Jun 5, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RowandWatch
Since moving into the leadoff spot, Scott is:
26-for-62, with 9 doubles and 3 home runs
- .419 AVG
- .446 OBP
- .710 SLG
- 1.156 OPS
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
by tobias on Jun 5, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SUSTAINABLE!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 5, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just got home, saw UP! No spoilers here but Fenton’s parking lot is much bigger in the movie than on Piedmont Ave.
Listening to the radio side on the way home, Jon & Dave are nuts.
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Jun 5, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They’ve been dipping into Kruk’s beer cooler.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 5, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought for sure that was gone.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 5, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
New Thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/6/5/900563/open-gameday-thread-6-5-part-iii
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Kevin Frandsen, come back!
by WalrusMan on Jun 5, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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